Thriller GaLaTH...(THE WRONG THAT MADE EVERYTHING RIGHT)

[vj4u]

superbb update bro
to baccha party msti krne pahuch gye
or swimming bhi kr liya
whi rashi ko underwater swim sikha rha h sanvi jisse bechari kanak jal bhun gyi
kha to wo sam ko swimming sikhane ka chance dekar sanvi ko jalana chahti thi
kher or ye dipesh londa to samrat walo ka bheja hua nikla
mulakat bhi ho gyi or information bhi gather kr li thodi
dekhte h ye apne kaam m success hota h ya nhi
kya sanvi ise rok payega
or kese sbko dipesh ke irado ka pta lagega

thanks brother...saath bane rahiye

 

[vj4u]

majedar update .sab ladkiyo ko swim suit me dekhke bhawnaye jaag gayi ladko ki aur taadne lage ..
anjali har baar ki tarah sanvy ko nicha dikhane se nahi chukti par uska hi popat ho jata hai ..
sab maje kar rahe hai pani me par khanak nahi utar rahi thi pool me to sanvy ne khich liya usko ander jisse thodi gussa ho gayi .
khanak bhi rafi ji ke gaano ka shauk rakhti hai jisse sanvy ke adhure gaane ko usne complete kar diya ..
rashi ko swimming sikhata dekhkar khanak ki najare sanvy par hi tiki thi aur shayad jalan mehsus bhi ho rahi thi usko .
deepesh ko namith ne bheja hai sam ke group ko kisi jaal me fasane ke liye ..

lagta hai cocaine plant karne ko kaha hai kisi ke room me jisse sam ke team ko shayad jail bhejkar badnaam karne ka plan hai ..
kya waqt rehte kuch kar payega sanvy ya fanss jayenge dekhte hai .

thanks for the review brother... saath bane rahiye

 

[vj4u]

Superb update bhai...

Nice update

Jabardast update..bhai..

Awesome mind-blowing fabulous marvelous shandar amazing lajvab outstanding update VJ Bhai superb

beautiful update

Beautiful update bhai

Super update

Fantastic update bhai

Fantastic update bro

Super fantastic update Bhai fabulous

Nice One

Fantastic update bhai
Saazish rach jaa rahi hai sirius group ke khilaf per apna hero in Sanvi bhai in sab ki band baja dega

Bhaut hi jabarjasti shanadar update bhai.
Ye sala namith, deepesh ke sath milkar sannvi & friends ke cottages me cocaine ya aisa hi kuch to rakhwakar fasaane ka plan bna rha hai. Par mujhe pta hai ki aapne kuch alag ki socha hoga jo next update me pta chalega.
Dusari taraf khanak, rashi ko sanvi. Dwara sikhata dekh kar kuch jyada hi naraj ho rhi hai, matlab khanak ka dil bhi sanvi ke lie dhadkane lga hai..
Bahut khoob, lajawab

Very nice update bhai maza aa gya ab dekhte hai ki aage kya hota hai

Bhai shaandaar kyaa hi jalna jalana hai bhai matlab epic
Khanak sanvy and rashi triangle to nhi hoga na
Ho to v bhala
Na ho yo v bhala
Apne ko kyaa apne ko sirf sanvy and vj bhai se matlab baaki to environment create mai saath hain

Chalo bhai next update ka waiting

Fabulous super update
Keep posting

Nice update

Bahot behtareen zaberdast shaandaar mazedaar lajawab update bhai

Bahot behtareen zaberdast shaandaar lajawab update bhai

Gajab update bro

Ossam apdet.

Nice update

Awesome fantastic wonderful update VJbhai

thanks brothers..be along

 

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SANVY AUR USKE SAARE DOST RESORT ME ENJOY KAR RAHE HAIN WAHIN DUSRI TARAF NAMITH NE SAM AND PARTY KO SABAK SIKHANE KE LIYE RESORT ME DEEPESH KO BHEJA HUA HAI..

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-19


THE MAX FUN RESORT...
(A CHANDER'S PARADISE)





"GIVE ME SOME SUNSHINE,GIVE ME SOME RAIN"..

"GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE,I WANNA GROW UP ONCE AGAIN"...


guitar ki base tune ke saath three idiots movie ke song "SAARI UMR HUM,MAR MAR KE JEE LIYE"ke main punching lines ko high pitch par gaa raha tha DEEPESH..

shaam dhal chuki thi...is waqt hum barbeque garden me born fire jalakar baithe the..

din bhar huddang machane ke baad sabhi friends is hari bhari garden me sukoon ke saath ek dusre ke aas paas baithe hue the...

ANJALI apne BF SAM ke pehlu me thi,NAISHA RAJAT ke,un dono ke hi kareeb baithi thi KHANAK aur baaki sab us born fire ke ird gird ek ghera sa banaye baithe the...

jaisa ki DEEPESH ne bola tha, lunch ke baad join kar liya tha usne hume aur is pure waqt woh hamare saath hi bana raha tha..

sabse bonding bhi kaafi achi ho chali thi uski..

is beech KHANAK se sabko uske talent, singing aur guitar playing ke baare me pata chala aur isiliye,sabke insist karne par woh SAM ke through mangwaye guitar ko play karte hue sabko gaana suna raha tha...

anyways,song me un english lines ko repeat karte hue us gaane ko khatm kiya DEEPESH ne jiske baad ussike paas baithe sabhi ne clap karte hue uske singing aur guitar playing talent ki taarif ki jispar guitar side me rakh muskurate hue abhivadan diya usne...


KHANAK-arre DEEPESH...uncle aunty kahan hai..??itni der se saath hai tu hamare,unhe fikr ho rahi hogi...

DEEPESH-mom dad toh lunch ke baad hi nikal gaye the..maine ek din extra rookne ka insist kiya toh maan gaye dono..

ab vacations ki last second shaam hai jo mai apne ghar ke bedroom me nahi bitana chahta...

RASHI-true yaar.. vacations bhi itni jaldi khatm ho gaye ki pata hi nahi chala..

aisa lag raha hai jaise abhi abhi toh chuttiyan shuru hui thi aur ab khatm hone ko hain..

NAISHA-haan yaar.. parso se phir jaldi utho, ready ho, school jaao, assignments pure karo..wahi ghisa peeta routine wapas shuru ho jaayega...

ANJALI-aur absent ho jaao toh teacher ki dhamki... attendence puri nahi hui toh exam me baithne ko nahi milega..

NITS-tum padhayi se bhaagne waale students ko toh kitni hi chuttiyan mil jaaye,kam hi lagega naa...

mujhse toh school khulne ka wait bhi nahi ho raha...


apne aap me goom sa hote hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar DEEPESH ko chhod sabhi usse ghoorne lag gaye..


SONU-ssaale,sschool kke lliye exccitement hai wwoh bhi ttujhe..!!!

ddopahar kko rone jjaisi shakal bbanakar nbol raha tha kki kkaash hhar hafte bbas ssunday kko hi sschool llagti aur bbaaki ddin cchutti hote..

saale ppaltu...


SONU ki baat par khise nipor diya NITS ne jispar sabhi muskurane lage..


DEEPESH-yaar SAM...tum bhi kuch sunao..


ye bol guitar uski taraf badhaya DEEPESH ne jispar..


NITS-bhai abhi yeh sab rehene do yaar...pehle thoda murga chakh len,uske baad baaki sab..

EKPREET-abbe thodi der pehle hi toh tacos,burger sab pela hai tune...

NITS-abbe usse bhi kabhi pet bharta hai kya..time paas tha woh sab,bas...

SONU-sach bol naa be...yaar barbeque agar SANVY karne waala ho toh ye kamina kuch bhi kyun naa khaya ho,iski bhookh badh hi jaati hai...

NAISHA-well ye GALATH bhi nahi hai..i mean jab baat BARBECUED CHICKEN ki ho toh
SANVY is like an official chef..

gazab taste hota hai uske banaye chicken pieces ka...

RASHI-really...!!!

RAJAT-khud taste karkar dekh lena...

NITS-taste toh tab karenge jab woh banayega...aur banayega tab jab idhar aayega..

kameena aaya bhi nahi ab tak...

ANJALI-lo,naam liya aur shaitan haazir..


second attendent ke saath mujhe aata dekh kahi ye baat ANJALI ne...

mere hathon me ek bade se patile jaisa bartan tha jisme marinated chicken the..

wahin attendent ke haathon me bhi ek bada sa bartan tha jisme raw vegs the,salad ke liye...

NITS-saale,ek do ghante aur der se aana tha...

MAI-pehle maine bhi yahi socha tha..

perfect taste ke liye overnight ya phir kamsekam 6 ghanton ki marination zaroori hoti hai par teri bhukmarri jaanta tha mai isiliye pehle hi le aaya..

ATTENDENT-sorry sir..maine inhe kaha tha ki mai sab lekar aa jaunga par ye nahi maane..

chicken pot mere haathon me ki wajah se us attendent ko laga ki shayad SAM naaraz hoga isiliye pehle hi apni safayi joki sahi bhi thi,de di usne jispar..


SAM-i know brother..ye aisa hi hai..agar ye kuch pakata hai toh us dish ki taiyari se lekar har chiz khudhi karta hai..

tabhi toh afternoon aapke saath jaakar chicken marinate bhi khud hi kiya tha isne...

NITS-tabhi toh taste bhi ek tarfa hota hai bhai...bhai,ab banana start kar de yaar..bhayanak bhool lagi hai.. pel ke khaaunga aaj toh...

MAI-ee,isko door rakho re... nahi toh har skewer ke pake piece kheench lega ye...

RASHI-arre toh khaane do naa.kitna hi khaa lega..

SONU-ppura...

RASHI-really... quantity kitni hai..??

ATTENDENT-2 KG ma'am..

RASHI-2 kg akela thodi naa khaa paayega yaar..

RAJAT-taste karne ke baad bolna ye...

bhai SANVY,shuru ho jaa yaar..ab toh mujhe bhi bhook lagne lagi hai..

chal,mai help karta hun teri..

MAI-kuch karne ki zaroorat naa hai..main kaam toh marination ka hi tha,ho gaya hai..

chill karo tum sab... banata hun mai..


chicken aur salad dono ke pots ko barbeque electric-charcoal grill ke paas table par rakhte hue kahi thi maine ye baat..

pehle se hi garden me planted is barbeque electric charcoal grill ki khaasiyat ye thi ki isme chicken ya koi bhi barbeque karne waali dish electrical aur charcoal heat, dono par hi banayi jaa sakti thi..

grill ke just aage jo table bana hua tha usme vegetable aur baaki chizon ki cutting wagairah araam se ho sakti thi...

dono pots wahan rakhne ke baad salad waale pot ko kheencha maine apni taraf aur saath hi rakhi knife utha li..

par is beech jahan ek taraf mere baaki dost jinke liye ye sab purana tha,woh apne gossip me lag gaye wahin dusri taraf KHANAK aur RASHI pahunche mere paas aur marinated chicken ke pot ke dhakkan ko hata usse dekhne lage...

har medium piece chicken ke centre par sateek cheere lage hue the aur is waqt bina pake hone ke baawjud bhi unme se ek bohot achi aur rare khushbu nikal kar bahar aa rahi thi jisse saaf smell kar paa rahe the woh dono aur isiliye..


KHANAK-kaafi different smell aa rahi hai is marinated chicken se,haina...!!!

RASHI-yaa...marinated chicken se pehle kabhi itna strong assence feel nahi kiya hai maine..

hey SANVY,wow....


apni baat bolte bolte hi RASHI aur uske saath jab KHANAK ki nazar mujhpar gayi toh nikli ye taarif RASHI ke mooh se...

REASON...

kisi professional chef ki taraf badi tezi aur safayi se onions ko patle gol akaar dete hue kaat raha tha mai...

aur dekhte hi dekhte 2 minute ke andar hi 6 onions ko bilkul ek se size me kaat daale the maine..


RASHI-brilliant yaar SANVY.. in future,you can be a great chef...

MAI-hahaha.. cooking sirf shouk hai yaar,isse shouk hi rehne do...MAA ke liye, khudke liye aur friend's ke liye kabhi kabhi cook karna acha lagta hai, that's it...

KHANAK-haan aur un ladko se girl's bhi kaafi impress hoti hain jo cooking achi kar lete hain, right...!!!

RASHI-ye toh hai..toh bataiye MR SANVY,ab tak kitni ladkiyon ko flat kar chuke hain aap apne cooking skills se...


ek halka sa taana tha KHANAK ki baat me jispar mere kuch bolne ae pehle RASHI ne us sawal ko thoda aur specific kar diya tha..


MAI-sirf ek...par woh ek bhi aisi hai jaisi naa is duniya me koi hai aur naa kabhi hogi...

KHANAK-kaun hai woh...???


turant pucha tha ye sawal KHANAK ne jispar muskurate hue..


MAI-meri MAA...the most beautiful women to walk on this planet...

mujhse zyada woh sirf tabhi kuch khaati hain jab woh kuch maine banaya hota hai...

aur wahi mera best reward bhi hota hai..


mere jawab ko sun smile naach uthi thi KHANAK aur RASHI ke faces par jiske baad...


KHANAK-bohot close ho naa tum aur tumhari mom..

MAI-close...!!!hum dono toh ek hi hain...mere liye unka dil dhadakta hai,unke liye meri saansein chalti hain..

RASHI-thats the best thing i have ever heard about a mom son relationship SANVY...


RASHI ki baat par mai bas muskura bhar diya jiske baad..


KHANAK-wow...itne se waqt me pura salad kaat bhi liya tumne...

onion ke baad,kheera,gaajar aur muli bhi kaat chuka tha mai...

nimbu ke bhi 6 slices uske hard parath se alag kar plate me rakh diye the maine..

badi size ki 6 hari mirch pieces bhi laaya tha mai jinhe beech se cheera maar diya tha maine..

MAI-yup....SONU...

SONU-hhaan...

MAI-bhaiya,ye chicken pieces ko skewers me daal dijiye..aur grill bhi on kar dijiye..

woh STTENDENT jokihum sabke paas hi khada tha,meri baat sun turant aage aaya aur chicken pot utha grill ki taraf badh gaya..


is beech SONU bhi aa chuka tha mere paas aaya jiske baad...


MAI-chaar nimbu bas..do rehne diyo...

SONU-gun powder...!!

MAI-abbe woh kya side me rakha hai...

RASHI-gun powder...!!!

SONU-hahaha..yye,isse bbolte hhain ggun ppowder..


ek choti si pudiya jo SONU ke hi paas table ke left side rakhi thi,usse kholte hue bola usne..

wahin jaise hi woh pudiya khuli,uske andar ki tez mehek turant hawa me faile gayi jisse smell kar..


RASHI-arre,yahi toh hai woh alag smell jo chicken se aa rahi thi..raw thodi alag hai aur kaafi strong bhi..

SONU-hhaan,sstrong bbhi hai aur aisse hhi cchakh llo ttoh mmirchi se ttez jjeebh jjalati hhai yye jeebh...


RASHI-par naam itna weird kyun..???gun powder...!!!

MAI-bohot se naam hai iske...garibparwar bhi bolte hain isse,milagpodi bhi ek naam hai iska.

karnataka me idli ki khaas chutney me daala jaata hai ye isiliye isse idli podi ki pehchaan se jaante hain wahan...chamanpoddi..thats also a name....

gunpowder.iska ye naamkaran angrezo ne kiya tha...

KHANAK-aur tum sabko bhi bas yahi naam bhaaya...kyun..!!!

SONU-arre ccool llagta hhai yye nnaam...


ab tak neembu pure nichod chuka tha SONU aur uske upar gunpowder bhi acche se chhidak chuka tha woh..

jiske baad baari thi saare salad ko mix karne ki isiliye paas hi rakhe poly gloves pehenane ke liye uthane laga woh..


KHANAK-laao,ye mai kar deti hun...

MAI-aap rehne dijiye madam...waise bhi pair me moch aayi hai aapke...zyada movement se pain aur strain dono badh jaayega.


lunch ke baad slides me masti karte waqt KHANAK ke pair ki right edi twist ho gayi thi..

SAM lekar gaya tha usse RESORT ke medical room..

tabse ab tak sabne uske moch ke baare me puch liya tha siway mere isiliye itni der se meri har baat par ek taana diya tha usne mujhe..

anyways,kuch hi der me grill ke andar dehekta koyla ekdum sahi temperature me heat paas kar raha tha aur saath hi saath us second attendent ne saare chicken pieces ko skewers me pierce bhi kar diya tha..

isiliye grill ke saamne baith ek ek kar kul 6 skewers ko uspar chadha diya tha maine..

medium aanch par pakna tha chicken jisme thoda time toh lagna hi tha isiliye kulle tika araam se baith chuka tha mai..

wahin SAM jo DEEPESH ke baad ek beautiful romantic track ko guitar me play kar raha tha,uska gaana khatm ho chuka tha jiske baad usne guitar ek baar phirse DEEPESH ko pakda diya tha..


DEEPESH-SANVY,why don't you play something...!!!

ANJALI-ye aur guitar..manjira na baje isse theek se...

MAI-ye baat toh sahi hai...manjira bajane ka sahi technique sirf ANJALI ko maalum hai...

moholle moholle ghum ghum kar manjira bajane ka saalon ka experience hai iska...

ANJALI-SANVY..agar ek bhi bakwas ki naa toh mooh tod dungi tera..

MAI-haan aur mere haath me dahi jama hai..nai... aur tere kaano ko bas meri baatein hi sunayi deti hai kya..??

khudka kochakna block kar deta hai kya tera kaan...

SAB-aree chup ho jaao yaar...kabhi toh ek dusre ko pinch karna band karo...


jahan sabki baat par ANJALI ka mooh ban gaya,mai wapas ghoom skewers paltane laga wahin jo ANJALI ne mere baare me kaha tha,usse sun khudse...


DEEPESH-ye SANVY toh pura looser hai..slides me bhi fattu ban raha tha,play zone me bhi har game haara isne aur yahan bhi wahi haal...

bas bawarchigiri aur mooh chodi karni aati hai isse...

aur aise chutiye se guard rakhne ko bol raha tha mujhe NAMITH..saale ka dimag hi kharab ho gaya hai...

aur ye sab idiots yahan enjoy kar rahe hain..in sabko toh andaza hi nahi ki kal in sabki gaand chudne waali hai...

NITS-kaha kho gaya bhai...???suna kuch...!!!


apne aap se baat karte DEEPESH ko wapas present me laaya NITS jiske baad muskurate hue"paani da rang vekh ke" song play kar gaane laga woh...


AHAHAHAHAHAHA...WAAH..MAZA AA GAYA YAAR... LADKI HOTA TOH CHUM LETA BHAI TUJHE...


kuch der baad jab chicken pura bhun gaya toh ek tukde ko mooh me daal uska pura swad lete hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne..

barbeque ready hone ke baad as thought hamesha ki tarah sabse pehla bite issi ne liya tha..

par NITS ke baad baaki sabne bhi chicken ka ek ek bite liya aur aisi hi kuch taarif un sabke mooh se bhi nikli thi..


RASHI-wakayi yaar..mooh me daalte hi piece jaise ghul sa jaa raha hai..mirch,namak aur sabhi spices jaise khud bata rahe hain ki kaun si chiz kitni daali hai..isse toh sach me jitna khaa lo kam hai...

brilliant yaar SANVY...

KHANAK-hmm...


RASHI ki baat par mai muskura bhar diya par tabhi rice jiske upar hi daal fry dala hua tha aur ek side me barbequed chicken ke kuch pieces the,ek plate mere aage ki KHANAK ne jispar usse aankhon hi aankhon me thanks bol le liya maine..

asal me dinner ka waqt bhi ho chala tha isiliye pura dinner yahin mangwa liya tha humne...


RASHI-teri mom ka call hai KHANAK...

KHANAK-rehne de...dinner ke baad laga lungi...

SAM-aunty ka call tere phone par...???

KHANAK-arre yaar,aaj morning floor par gir gaya tha mobile mera... screen pura damage ho gaya hai isiliye ghar par hi chhod diya maine usse...

RASHI-isiliye abhi mai iski,what does DUBEY SIR say,haan, sutradhar ban gayi hun...

NITS-dont you dare RASHI...only the mr the DUBEY can the talk like this...


"ZINDAGI NAA MILEGI DOBARA"movie ka dialogue chipkaya NITS ne jisme coincidentally subject of the line DUBEY SIR hi the...

isiliye sabhi has diye the uski baat sun....

anyways,yunhi chitchat aur mazak ke beech kab hamara dinner khatm ho gaya,pata hi nahi chala...


RASHI-SANVY,khaate waqt baat nahi karte naa tum...??

MAI-naa.. lip sink karta hun..

RASHI-matlab...

MAI-mooh chalta hai par awaaz nahi nikalti..

RASHI-hahaha..very funny...

aur tum bhi nahi,haina ANJALI...???

ANJALI-yup...

RASHI-chalo,in dono tom and jerry me kuch toh ek sa nikla...

ANJALI-now who's being funny...!!!

RASHI-me...

KHANAK-SANVY....!!!dara diya tumne...


apna dinner karne ke turant baad sabse thoda door jaa RASHI ke mobile se apni mom ko call kar unse baat karne lagi thi KHANAK aur uske phone rakhte hi jab woh palti toh ekdum se mujhe apne kareeb paa halka ghabra si gayi thi woh...


MAI-toh kya keh rahi thi aunty...thande paani se mooh dhokar sona... bure sapne nahi aayenge...!!!

KHANAK-bure sapne tab aayenge jab tum aane lage unme..

and you are not allowed in my dreams mr...

MAI-permission lekar naa sapne aate hain aur naa SANVY...aur rok tum hum dono ko hi nahi sakti...

KHANAK-aur agar rok lun toh..

MAI-sapne ke chakkar me neend bhi gayab ho jaayegi...aur khuli aankhon ke aage toh hum hain hi..

faayda kya hua phir...

KHANAK-neeji chizon me faayda nuksaan nahi dekhti mai...

MAI-dekhna bhi nahi chahiye...waise bhi kareeb ki chizon ko,logon ko sirf mehsoos kiya jaata hai..


KHANAK ke thoda aur paas aate hue kahi thi apni aakhri baat maine jispar saansein chadh gayi thi uski..


SAM-arre wahan kya kar rahe ho guyzzz..??come here,we are gonna play a game...


hum dono ke piche se aayi SAM ke is sudden pukaar ne jaise KHANAK ki thami hui saanson ko ek jump start de diya tha..

chehre par sharam ki laali liye woh turant mere baaju se hote hue group ki taraf badh gayi...


"khamoshi baat kar rahi thi ae dost,ye beech me tu kyun KEH GAYA...

tufaan bulaya tha, kambakht aate aate REH GAYA"....


khudse hi ki thi ye shayri maine jiske baad mai sabki taraf badh gaya..


MAI-toh bataiye bandhuwar..raatri bhoj ke pashchat apne khule hue gyan chakshayuon se kaun sa durlabh khel socha hai aapne..


KHANAK ke baad mai bhi pahuncha sab ke paas jahan is waqt sabhi self gender mode ke according aamne saamne baithe the...

ek taraf girls,aur unke saamne hum,boys...

wahin baiththe hue jo maine kaha,usse sun haste hue apne sir ko shake kiya SAM ne jiske baad...


SAM-FIRST BLINK...

MAI-with out without candle...!!!

SAM-abbe bina candle ke kya maza aayega...

RASHI-candle matlab...!!

KHANAK-first blink ka toh idea hai hume..do log aamne saamne baithenge aur ek dusre se eye staring karenge.. jisne pehle aankh jhapkayi, woh haar gaya...

SAM-yup,par normally ek dusre ki aankhon me dekhna, it's quite boring aur extra time bhi waste hota hai..

RAJAT-isiliye candles...ek two ways glass bowl ke beech candle jalaya jaata hai aur usse dono participants ke beech rakha jaata tha...

glasses ke andar hone ki wajah se candle ka dhuan moti layer ke through bahar aata hai aur sidhe dono ke faces par padta hai..

aankhon me irritation hone lagti hai aur isiliye palke jaldi jhapakti hain...

RASHI-wow yaar.. that's really interesting...

NAISHA-arre bada maza aata hai yaar...

SAM-par is baar thoda aur twist karenge game ko..kyunki girls sirf 4 hain aur boys 7 isiliye..

DEEPESH-guys mujhe count mat karo..

EKPREET-kyun.. khel na yaar,maza aayega...

DEEPESH-i know buddy par kya hai naa,maine lenses pehne hain aur dhuen se waise hi elergy hai mujhe isiliye sorry par participate nahi kar paaunga mai...

SAM-koi baat nahi yaar.. so equation abhi bhi odd hi hai..girls boys ka ratio alag hai isiliye i am thinking ki kyun naa hum sab ek circle banaye aur chaar candle bowls hum sabke beech me rakhe...

isse dhuen ka impact badh jaayega..total 10 log hain hum toh aakhir me jo do log jinki aankhein blink nahi hui hongi,they will be the winner...

RASHI-aur baaki pure 8 loosers..

SAM-nahi..jin do logon ki aankhein sabse pehle blink hongi,sirf woh honge loosers..

baaki 6 neutrals ho jaayenge..

and finally,woh dono winners un dono loosers se kuch bhi puch sakte hain,jinka un dono ko completely honest hokar jawab dena hoga...no lies...

NAISHA-kitne sawal...

SAM-woh winners decide karenge...

SAB-cool.. let's start then..


SAM jisne candle bowls ke liye pehle hi us dusre attendent ko bol diya tha,usse ishara kiya usne..

attendent bhi chaaron bowls ko ek tray me liye ready hi khada tha isiliye SAM ke ishara karte hi turant aaya woh hamare paas aur tray hume pakda wapas chala gaya..

filhal lit nahi the candles..un chaaron candles ko baari baari se jalaya SAM aur NITS ne aur un sabko ek dusre ke saath chipkate hue saath rakh diya..


SAM-ok guyzz..gather around..ek dusre se sat kar baithna hai hume...


jaisa SAM ne kaha,hum sabne kiya..ek dusre se lagkar baith chuke the hum sab jiske baad..


SAM-jisko aankhein blink karni hai,karlo abhi.. go bolte hi game on hai that means no blinking or else you are out...

bhai DEEPESH,dhyan dena zara.. koi blink kare toh turant naam le lena uska..

DEEPESH-sure man..

SAM-ready,steady,GO......


game shuru ho chuka tha jisse just pehle sabhi ne normally 2,3 ghanton me jitni blinking karte hain,utni ek baar me hi kar li thi..

par kaam zyada aayi nahi woh extra blinking kyunki chaar chaar candle bowl joki ek saath rakhe hue the,unse dhuan bhi ek merged flow ke saath kaafi maatra me bahar nikalne laga tha ..

aur jaise hi woh saara dhuan hum sabki aankhon me pada, aankhein jalne lagi hum sabki aur..

AHHHHH..SHIT....


ye ANJALI thi jisne sabse pehle apni aankhein blink ki thi jisse kuch hi seconds me follow kiya KHANAK ne..

1 minute ke andar hi ANJALI aur KHANAK ban chuke the is eye blink ke dono loosers...

anyways, loosers ke baad ab baari thi winners banane ke doud ki jiska safar bhi jald hi apne mukaam ke kareeb pahunchne laga tha..

KHANAK ke turant baad SONU ne,uske baad EKPREET phir RAJAT and then RASHI, NITS ne bhi apni apni eyes blink kar li thi..

7 log out ho chuke the aur bache the final three..SAM,NAISHA aur MAI...


ANJALI-common babes, you can do it...


ANJALI ki hi tarah RASHI aur KHANAK bhi NAISHA ko confidence dene lage the aur boys mere aur SAM, dono ke liye hi cheer kar rahe the par tabhi dhuen aur puri aankhon me bhar chuke aansu ko ek saath naa jhel paane ki wajah se SAM ne apni eye blink kar di..


ANJALI-yes...NAISHA,final two me hai tu...par don't feel content..is SANVY ko bhi harana hai tujhe...


ANJALI ki baat puri hui thi ki tabhi maine apni eye blink kar si thi jisse dekh...


ANJALI-yes...babes,jeet gayi tu..haar gaya ye looser...


khushi se khade hote hue NAISHA ke piche pahunch usse hug kar liya tha ANJALI ne aur is beech mujhe jeebh nikaalkar chidha bhi rahi thi woh..

baaki sab bhi NAISHA ko congrats kar rahe the par in sabke beech KHANAK mujhe hairangi se dekh rahi thi...

REASON..

usne saaf dekha tha ki bhale hi dhuen ki wajah se meri aankhen bhi bhar gayi thi par face mera pura calm tha jabki NAISHA ke face par taklif saaf dekhi jaa sakti thi..

woh apni palke jhapkane hi waali thi par maine pehle aankhein blink kar di aur woh bhi aise jaise khud hi give up kar diya ho maine...


NITS-toh bhai SANVY aur NAISHA ne jeeta hai ye blink competition aur ANJALI & KHANAK,aap dono loosers bane hain..

aur ab condition ke according SANVY aur NAISHA tum dono se sawal karenge jinka jawab tumhe sach me hi dena hoga...

ANJALI-mai is SANVY ke kisi sawal ka jawab nahi dungi...

RAJAT-arre ye kya baat hui..!!agar SANVY ne sawal kiya toh jawab tumhe dena hi hoga..

MAI-its ok..mai apna sawal KHANAK se puchunga...

NAISHA-aur ANJALI se mai...


ek shararati muskaan ke saath kahi thi ye baat NAISHA ne jisse dekh halki hadbada gayi ANJALI aur..


ANJALI-nahi nahi.. mujhse sawal SANVY karega...

NITS-oye paltu..bohot hua tera..NAISHA, sawal tu hi karegi is ANJALI se aur SANVY,tu iske baad puchiyo KHANAK se..

NAISHA-hmm.ok,so here's the deal..ANJALI,mai tujhse sirf ek sawal puchungi...


par jawab tujhe kisi sentence me nahi balki ek word me dena hai.. sirf ek word...par woh word made up ya jhuth nahi hona chahiye.. tujhe apni friendship ki kasam..

ANJALI-arre aise kaise...???


kasam waali baat par phir hadbada gayi thi ANJALI par kandhe uchka diye NAISHA ne jispar kuch seconds usse ghurti rahi woh lekin phir..


ANJALI-fine..puch jo puchna hai..

NAISHA-agar SANVY se tujhe abhi kuch bolna ho toh kya bolegi..

but sentence me nahi,as i said,just one word..

EKPREET-abbe ye kya puch liya tune..!!!

NITS-guess karo be sab,ek word me sabse sahi gaali kaun si hogi...!!!

RAJAT-gaali toh bohot si hai but gandi toh degi nahi ye..kuch sophisticated type hi bolegi...

NAISHA-shut up guyzzz.. you are on ANJALI...


ek baar phirse NAISHA ko dekh apni aankhein band ki ANJALI ne aur...


ANJALI-THANKS.....


ab tak smile kar raha tha mai par ANJALI ke jawab ko sun face halka gambhir hua mera par phir normal ho gaya.

par dusri taraf ANJALI ke mooh se THANKS shabd woh bhi mere liye hazam hi nahi hua kisiko..

NITS toh apne dono kaano me ungli daal saaf karne laga aur..


NITS-kya bola tune abhi... THANKS...aur woh bhi SANVY ko..bhaang toh nahi mila tha khaane me..

SAM-true yaar..babes,are you alright...

NAISHA-shut up guyzz..sawal sirf mai puch sakti thi ANJALI se jo maine puch liya aur usne imaandari se jawab de bhi diya...

so,that's it...SANVY, KHANAK,ab tumhari baari...

dhyan baaton ka rookh hamari taraf mod diya tha NAISHA ne...


KHANAK-easy puchna,please...


halka nervous hote hue kahi thi ye baat mujhe KHANAK ne jispar mukuraya mai aur...


MAI-lets make it interesting...

sawal ek nahi thode zyada puchunga mai but simple honge woh sab par saath me deep bhi..

agar subject genuine lage toh jawab sirf ek shabd me par puri imaandari se dena..

kar paaogi itna...waise ye challenge bhi hai aur request bhi...


mere sawal aur tark par kuch seconds dekhti rahi mujhe KHANAK jiske baad ek lambi saans chhod haan me halka sa sir hila diya usne....


MAI-


agar dhadkano me bas gaya KOI toh dil tumhara USSE kya de SAKEGA...??

KHANAK-DIWAANGI....

jazbaat agar kaabu se bahar ho toh dimaag usse kis chiz se DHAKEGA...??

KHANAK-BANDAGI....

ek ehsaas agar pure wajood ko dhak le toh dekhne waala usse kya KAHEGA...??

KHANAK-TISHNAGI....

jo kabhi ho gayi mohobbat tumhe toh daav par tumhara ishq USKE liye kya RAKHEGA...??

KHANAK-ZINDAGI.....











AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI.....











AAPKA APNA V...J...

 

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Superb update bhai...

 

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SANVY AUR USKE SAARE DOST RESORT ME ENJOY KAR RAHE HAIN WAHIN DUSRI TARAF NAMITH NE SAM AND PARTY KO SABAK SIKHANE KE LIYE RESORT ME DEEPESH KO BHEJA HUA HAI..

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-19


THE MAX FUN RESORT...
(A CHANDER'S PARADISE)





"GIVE ME SOME SUNSHINE,GIVE ME SOME RAIN"..

"GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE,I WANNA GROW UP ONCE AGAIN"...


guitar ki base tune ke saath three idiots movie ke song "SAARI UMR HUM,MAR MAR KE JEE LIYE"ke main punching lines ko high pitch par gaa raha tha DEEPESH..

shaam dhal chuki thi...is waqt hum barbeque garden me born fire jalakar baithe the..

din bhar huddang machane ke baad sabhi friends is hari bhari garden me sukoon ke saath ek dusre ke aas paas baithe hue the...

ANJALI apne BF SAM ke pehlu me thi,NAISHA RAJAT ke,un dono ke hi kareeb baithi thi KHANAK aur baaki sab us born fire ke ird gird ek ghera sa banaye baithe the...

jaisa ki DEEPESH ne bola tha, lunch ke baad join kar liya tha usne hume aur is pure waqt woh hamare saath hi bana raha tha..

sabse bonding bhi kaafi achi ho chali thi uski..

is beech KHANAK se sabko uske talent, singing aur guitar playing ke baare me pata chala aur isiliye,sabke insist karne par woh SAM ke through mangwaye guitar ko play karte hue sabko gaana suna raha tha...

anyways,song me un english lines ko repeat karte hue us gaane ko khatm kiya DEEPESH ne jiske baad ussike paas baithe sabhi ne clap karte hue uske singing aur guitar playing talent ki taarif ki jispar guitar side me rakh muskurate hue abhivadan diya usne...


KHANAK-arre DEEPESH...uncle aunty kahan hai..??itni der se saath hai tu hamare,unhe fikr ho rahi hogi...

DEEPESH-mom dad toh lunch ke baad hi nikal gaye the..maine ek din extra rookne ka insist kiya toh maan gaye dono..

ab vacations ki last second shaam hai jo mai apne ghar ke bedroom me nahi bitana chahta...

RASHI-true yaar.. vacations bhi itni jaldi khatm ho gaye ki pata hi nahi chala..

aisa lag raha hai jaise abhi abhi toh chuttiyan shuru hui thi aur ab khatm hone ko hain..

NAISHA-haan yaar.. parso se phir jaldi utho, ready ho, school jaao, assignments pure karo..wahi ghisa peeta routine wapas shuru ho jaayega...

ANJALI-aur absent ho jaao toh teacher ki dhamki... attendence puri nahi hui toh exam me baithne ko nahi milega..

NITS-tum padhayi se bhaagne waale students ko toh kitni hi chuttiyan mil jaaye,kam hi lagega naa...

mujhse toh school khulne ka wait bhi nahi ho raha...


apne aap me goom sa hote hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar DEEPESH ko chhod sabhi usse ghoorne lag gaye..


SONU-ssaale,sschool kke lliye exccitement hai wwoh bhi ttujhe..!!!

ddopahar kko rone jjaisi shakal bbanakar nbol raha tha kki kkaash hhar hafte bbas ssunday kko hi sschool llagti aur bbaaki ddin cchutti hote..

saale ppaltu...


SONU ki baat par khise nipor diya NITS ne jispar sabhi muskurane lage..


DEEPESH-yaar SAM...tum bhi kuch sunao..


ye bol guitar uski taraf badhaya DEEPESH ne jispar..


NITS-bhai abhi yeh sab rehene do yaar...pehle thoda murga chakh len,uske baad baaki sab..

EKPREET-abbe thodi der pehle hi toh tacos,burger sab pela hai tune...

NITS-abbe usse bhi kabhi pet bharta hai kya..time paas tha woh sab,bas...

SONU-sach bol naa be...yaar barbeque agar SANVY karne waala ho toh ye kamina kuch bhi kyun naa khaya ho,iski bhookh badh hi jaati hai...

NAISHA-well ye GALATH bhi nahi hai..i mean jab baat BARBECUED CHICKEN ki ho toh
SANVY is like an official chef..

gazab taste hota hai uske banaye chicken pieces ka...

RASHI-really...!!!

RAJAT-khud taste karkar dekh lena...

NITS-taste toh tab karenge jab woh banayega...aur banayega tab jab idhar aayega..

kameena aaya bhi nahi ab tak...

ANJALI-lo,naam liya aur shaitan haazir..


second attendent ke saath mujhe aata dekh kahi ye baat ANJALI ne...

mere hathon me ek bade se patile jaisa bartan tha jisme marinated chicken the..

wahin attendent ke haathon me bhi ek bada sa bartan tha jisme raw vegs the,salad ke liye...

NITS-saale,ek do ghante aur der se aana tha...

MAI-pehle maine bhi yahi socha tha..

perfect taste ke liye overnight ya phir kamsekam 6 ghanton ki marination zaroori hoti hai par teri bhukmarri jaanta tha mai isiliye pehle hi le aaya..

ATTENDENT-sorry sir..maine inhe kaha tha ki mai sab lekar aa jaunga par ye nahi maane..

chicken pot mere haathon me ki wajah se us attendent ko laga ki shayad SAM naaraz hoga isiliye pehle hi apni safayi joki sahi bhi thi,de di usne jispar..


SAM-i know brother..ye aisa hi hai..agar ye kuch pakata hai toh us dish ki taiyari se lekar har chiz khudhi karta hai..

tabhi toh afternoon aapke saath jaakar chicken marinate bhi khud hi kiya tha isne...

NITS-tabhi toh taste bhi ek tarfa hota hai bhai...bhai,ab banana start kar de yaar..bhayanak bhool lagi hai.. pel ke khaaunga aaj toh...

MAI-ee,isko door rakho re... nahi toh har skewer ke pake piece kheench lega ye...

RASHI-arre toh khaane do naa.kitna hi khaa lega..

SONU-ppura...

RASHI-really... quantity kitni hai..??

ATTENDENT-2 KG ma'am..

RASHI-2 kg akela thodi naa khaa paayega yaar..

RAJAT-taste karne ke baad bolna ye...

bhai SANVY,shuru ho jaa yaar..ab toh mujhe bhi bhook lagne lagi hai..

chal,mai help karta hun teri..

MAI-kuch karne ki zaroorat naa hai..main kaam toh marination ka hi tha,ho gaya hai..

chill karo tum sab... banata hun mai..


chicken aur salad dono ke pots ko barbeque electric-charcoal grill ke paas table par rakhte hue kahi thi maine ye baat..

pehle se hi garden me planted is barbeque electric charcoal grill ki khaasiyat ye thi ki isme chicken ya koi bhi barbeque karne waali dish electrical aur charcoal heat, dono par hi banayi jaa sakti thi..

grill ke just aage jo table bana hua tha usme vegetable aur baaki chizon ki cutting wagairah araam se ho sakti thi...

dono pots wahan rakhne ke baad salad waale pot ko kheencha maine apni taraf aur saath hi rakhi knife utha li..

par is beech jahan ek taraf mere baaki dost jinke liye ye sab purana tha,woh apne gossip me lag gaye wahin dusri taraf KHANAK aur RASHI pahunche mere paas aur marinated chicken ke pot ke dhakkan ko hata usse dekhne lage...

har medium piece chicken ke centre par sateek cheere lage hue the aur is waqt bina pake hone ke baawjud bhi unme se ek bohot achi aur rare khushbu nikal kar bahar aa rahi thi jisse saaf smell kar paa rahe the woh dono aur isiliye..


KHANAK-kaafi different smell aa rahi hai is marinated chicken se,haina...!!!

RASHI-yaa...marinated chicken se pehle kabhi itna strong assence feel nahi kiya hai maine..

hey SANVY,wow....


apni baat bolte bolte hi RASHI aur uske saath jab KHANAK ki nazar mujhpar gayi toh nikli ye taarif RASHI ke mooh se...

REASON...

kisi professional chef ki taraf badi tezi aur safayi se onions ko patle gol akaar dete hue kaat raha tha mai...

aur dekhte hi dekhte 2 minute ke andar hi 6 onions ko bilkul ek se size me kaat daale the maine..


RASHI-brilliant yaar SANVY.. in future,you can be a great chef...

MAI-hahaha.. cooking sirf shouk hai yaar,isse shouk hi rehne do...MAA ke liye, khudke liye aur friend's ke liye kabhi kabhi cook karna acha lagta hai, that's it...

KHANAK-haan aur un ladko se girl's bhi kaafi impress hoti hain jo cooking achi kar lete hain, right...!!!

RASHI-ye toh hai..toh bataiye MR SANVY,ab tak kitni ladkiyon ko flat kar chuke hain aap apne cooking skills se...


ek halka sa taana tha KHANAK ki baat me jispar mere kuch bolne ae pehle RASHI ne us sawal ko thoda aur specific kar diya tha..


MAI-sirf ek...par woh ek bhi aisi hai jaisi naa is duniya me koi hai aur naa kabhi hogi...

KHANAK-kaun hai woh...???


turant pucha tha ye sawal KHANAK ne jispar muskurate hue..


MAI-meri MAA...the most beautiful women to walk on this planet...

mujhse zyada woh sirf tabhi kuch khaati hain jab woh kuch maine banaya hota hai...

aur wahi mera best reward bhi hota hai..


mere jawab ko sun smile naach uthi thi KHANAK aur RASHI ke faces par jiske baad...


KHANAK-bohot close ho naa tum aur tumhari mom..

MAI-close...!!!hum dono toh ek hi hain...mere liye unka dil dhadakta hai,unke liye meri saansein chalti hain..

RASHI-thats the best thing i have ever heard about a mom son relationship SANVY...


RASHI ki baat par mai bas muskura bhar diya jiske baad..


KHANAK-wow...itne se waqt me pura salad kaat bhi liya tumne...

onion ke baad,kheera,gaajar aur muli bhi kaat chuka tha mai...

nimbu ke bhi 6 slices uske hard parath se alag kar plate me rakh diye the maine..

badi size ki 6 hari mirch pieces bhi laaya tha mai jinhe beech se cheera maar diya tha maine..

MAI-yup....SONU...

SONU-hhaan...

MAI-bhaiya,ye chicken pieces ko skewers me daal dijiye..aur grill bhi on kar dijiye..

woh STTENDENT jokihum sabke paas hi khada tha,meri baat sun turant aage aaya aur chicken pot utha grill ki taraf badh gaya..


is beech SONU bhi aa chuka tha mere paas aaya jiske baad...


MAI-chaar nimbu bas..do rehne diyo...

SONU-gun powder...!!

MAI-abbe woh kya side me rakha hai...

RASHI-gun powder...!!!

SONU-hahaha..yye,isse bbolte hhain ggun ppowder..


ek choti si pudiya jo SONU ke hi paas table ke left side rakhi thi,usse kholte hue bola usne..

wahin jaise hi woh pudiya khuli,uske andar ki tez mehek turant hawa me faile gayi jisse smell kar..


RASHI-arre,yahi toh hai woh alag smell jo chicken se aa rahi thi..raw thodi alag hai aur kaafi strong bhi..

SONU-hhaan,sstrong bbhi hai aur aisse hhi cchakh llo ttoh mmirchi se ttez jjeebh jjalati hhai yye jeebh...


RASHI-par naam itna weird kyun..???gun powder...!!!

MAI-bohot se naam hai iske...garibparwar bhi bolte hain isse,milagpodi bhi ek naam hai iska.

karnataka me idli ki khaas chutney me daala jaata hai ye isiliye isse idli podi ki pehchaan se jaante hain wahan...chamanpoddi..thats also a name....

gunpowder.iska ye naamkaran angrezo ne kiya tha...

KHANAK-aur tum sabko bhi bas yahi naam bhaaya...kyun..!!!

SONU-arre ccool llagta hhai yye nnaam...


ab tak neembu pure nichod chuka tha SONU aur uske upar gunpowder bhi acche se chhidak chuka tha woh..

jiske baad baari thi saare salad ko mix karne ki isiliye paas hi rakhe poly gloves pehenane ke liye uthane laga woh..


KHANAK-laao,ye mai kar deti hun...

MAI-aap rehne dijiye madam...waise bhi pair me moch aayi hai aapke...zyada movement se pain aur strain dono badh jaayega.


lunch ke baad slides me masti karte waqt KHANAK ke pair ki right edi twist ho gayi thi..

SAM lekar gaya tha usse RESORT ke medical room..

tabse ab tak sabne uske moch ke baare me puch liya tha siway mere isiliye itni der se meri har baat par ek taana diya tha usne mujhe..

anyways,kuch hi der me grill ke andar dehekta koyla ekdum sahi temperature me heat paas kar raha tha aur saath hi saath us second attendent ne saare chicken pieces ko skewers me pierce bhi kar diya tha..

isiliye grill ke saamne baith ek ek kar kul 6 skewers ko uspar chadha diya tha maine..

medium aanch par pakna tha chicken jisme thoda time toh lagna hi tha isiliye kulle tika araam se baith chuka tha mai..

wahin SAM jo DEEPESH ke baad ek beautiful romantic track ko guitar me play kar raha tha,uska gaana khatm ho chuka tha jiske baad usne guitar ek baar phirse DEEPESH ko pakda diya tha..


DEEPESH-SANVY,why don't you play something...!!!

ANJALI-ye aur guitar..manjira na baje isse theek se...

MAI-ye baat toh sahi hai...manjira bajane ka sahi technique sirf ANJALI ko maalum hai...

moholle moholle ghum ghum kar manjira bajane ka saalon ka experience hai iska...

ANJALI-SANVY..agar ek bhi bakwas ki naa toh mooh tod dungi tera..

MAI-haan aur mere haath me dahi jama hai..nai... aur tere kaano ko bas meri baatein hi sunayi deti hai kya..??

khudka kochakna block kar deta hai kya tera kaan...

SAB-aree chup ho jaao yaar...kabhi toh ek dusre ko pinch karna band karo...


jahan sabki baat par ANJALI ka mooh ban gaya,mai wapas ghoom skewers paltane laga wahin jo ANJALI ne mere baare me kaha tha,usse sun khudse...


DEEPESH-ye SANVY toh pura looser hai..slides me bhi fattu ban raha tha,play zone me bhi har game haara isne aur yahan bhi wahi haal...

bas bawarchigiri aur mooh chodi karni aati hai isse...

aur aise chutiye se guard rakhne ko bol raha tha mujhe NAMITH..saale ka dimag hi kharab ho gaya hai...

aur ye sab idiots yahan enjoy kar rahe hain..in sabko toh andaza hi nahi ki kal in sabki gaand chudne waali hai...

NITS-kaha kho gaya bhai...???suna kuch...!!!


apne aap se baat karte DEEPESH ko wapas present me laaya NITS jiske baad muskurate hue"paani da rang vekh ke" song play kar gaane laga woh...


AHAHAHAHAHAHA...WAAH..MAZA AA GAYA YAAR... LADKI HOTA TOH CHUM LETA BHAI TUJHE...


kuch der baad jab chicken pura bhun gaya toh ek tukde ko mooh me daal uska pura swad lete hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne..

barbeque ready hone ke baad as thought hamesha ki tarah sabse pehla bite issi ne liya tha..

par NITS ke baad baaki sabne bhi chicken ka ek ek bite liya aur aisi hi kuch taarif un sabke mooh se bhi nikli thi..


RASHI-wakayi yaar..mooh me daalte hi piece jaise ghul sa jaa raha hai..mirch,namak aur sabhi spices jaise khud bata rahe hain ki kaun si chiz kitni daali hai..isse toh sach me jitna khaa lo kam hai...

brilliant yaar SANVY...

KHANAK-hmm...


RASHI ki baat par mai muskura bhar diya par tabhi rice jiske upar hi daal fry dala hua tha aur ek side me barbequed chicken ke kuch pieces the,ek plate mere aage ki KHANAK ne jispar usse aankhon hi aankhon me thanks bol le liya maine..

asal me dinner ka waqt bhi ho chala tha isiliye pura dinner yahin mangwa liya tha humne...


RASHI-teri mom ka call hai KHANAK...

KHANAK-rehne de...dinner ke baad laga lungi...

SAM-aunty ka call tere phone par...???

KHANAK-arre yaar,aaj morning floor par gir gaya tha mobile mera... screen pura damage ho gaya hai isiliye ghar par hi chhod diya maine usse...

RASHI-isiliye abhi mai iski,what does DUBEY SIR say,haan, sutradhar ban gayi hun...

NITS-dont you dare RASHI...only the mr the DUBEY can the talk like this...


"ZINDAGI NAA MILEGI DOBARA"movie ka dialogue chipkaya NITS ne jisme coincidentally subject of the line DUBEY SIR hi the...

isiliye sabhi has diye the uski baat sun....

anyways,yunhi chitchat aur mazak ke beech kab hamara dinner khatm ho gaya,pata hi nahi chala...


RASHI-SANVY,khaate waqt baat nahi karte naa tum...??

MAI-naa.. lip sink karta hun..

RASHI-matlab...

MAI-mooh chalta hai par awaaz nahi nikalti..

RASHI-hahaha..very funny...

aur tum bhi nahi,haina ANJALI...???

ANJALI-yup...

RASHI-chalo,in dono tom and jerry me kuch toh ek sa nikla...

ANJALI-now who's being funny...!!!

RASHI-me...

KHANAK-SANVY....!!!dara diya tumne...


apna dinner karne ke turant baad sabse thoda door jaa RASHI ke mobile se apni mom ko call kar unse baat karne lagi thi KHANAK aur uske phone rakhte hi jab woh palti toh ekdum se mujhe apne kareeb paa halka ghabra si gayi thi woh...


MAI-toh kya keh rahi thi aunty...thande paani se mooh dhokar sona... bure sapne nahi aayenge...!!!

KHANAK-bure sapne tab aayenge jab tum aane lage unme..

and you are not allowed in my dreams mr...

MAI-permission lekar naa sapne aate hain aur naa SANVY...aur rok tum hum dono ko hi nahi sakti...

KHANAK-aur agar rok lun toh..

MAI-sapne ke chakkar me neend bhi gayab ho jaayegi...aur khuli aankhon ke aage toh hum hain hi..

faayda kya hua phir...

KHANAK-neeji chizon me faayda nuksaan nahi dekhti mai...

MAI-dekhna bhi nahi chahiye...waise bhi kareeb ki chizon ko,logon ko sirf mehsoos kiya jaata hai..


KHANAK ke thoda aur paas aate hue kahi thi apni aakhri baat maine jispar saansein chadh gayi thi uski..


SAM-arre wahan kya kar rahe ho guyzzz..??come here,we are gonna play a game...


hum dono ke piche se aayi SAM ke is sudden pukaar ne jaise KHANAK ki thami hui saanson ko ek jump start de diya tha..

chehre par sharam ki laali liye woh turant mere baaju se hote hue group ki taraf badh gayi...


"khamoshi baat kar rahi thi ae dost,ye beech me tu kyun KEH GAYA...

tufaan bulaya tha, kambakht aate aate REH GAYA"....


khudse hi ki thi ye shayri maine jiske baad mai sabki taraf badh gaya..


MAI-toh bataiye bandhuwar..raatri bhoj ke pashchat apne khule hue gyan chakshayuon se kaun sa durlabh khel socha hai aapne..


KHANAK ke baad mai bhi pahuncha sab ke paas jahan is waqt sabhi self gender mode ke according aamne saamne baithe the...

ek taraf girls,aur unke saamne hum,boys...

wahin baiththe hue jo maine kaha,usse sun haste hue apne sir ko shake kiya SAM ne jiske baad...


SAM-FIRST BLINK...

MAI-with out without candle...!!!

SAM-abbe bina candle ke kya maza aayega...

RASHI-candle matlab...!!

KHANAK-first blink ka toh idea hai hume..do log aamne saamne baithenge aur ek dusre se eye staring karenge.. jisne pehle aankh jhapkayi, woh haar gaya...

SAM-yup,par normally ek dusre ki aankhon me dekhna, it's quite boring aur extra time bhi waste hota hai..

RAJAT-isiliye candles...ek two ways glass bowl ke beech candle jalaya jaata hai aur usse dono participants ke beech rakha jaata tha...

glasses ke andar hone ki wajah se candle ka dhuan moti layer ke through bahar aata hai aur sidhe dono ke faces par padta hai..

aankhon me irritation hone lagti hai aur isiliye palke jaldi jhapakti hain...

RASHI-wow yaar.. that's really interesting...

NAISHA-arre bada maza aata hai yaar...

SAM-par is baar thoda aur twist karenge game ko..kyunki girls sirf 4 hain aur boys 7 isiliye..

DEEPESH-guys mujhe count mat karo..

EKPREET-kyun.. khel na yaar,maza aayega...

DEEPESH-i know buddy par kya hai naa,maine lenses pehne hain aur dhuen se waise hi elergy hai mujhe isiliye sorry par participate nahi kar paaunga mai...

SAM-koi baat nahi yaar.. so equation abhi bhi odd hi hai..girls boys ka ratio alag hai isiliye i am thinking ki kyun naa hum sab ek circle banaye aur chaar candle bowls hum sabke beech me rakhe...

isse dhuen ka impact badh jaayega..total 10 log hain hum toh aakhir me jo do log jinki aankhein blink nahi hui hongi,they will be the winner...

RASHI-aur baaki pure 8 loosers..

SAM-nahi..jin do logon ki aankhein sabse pehle blink hongi,sirf woh honge loosers..

baaki 6 neutrals ho jaayenge..

and finally,woh dono winners un dono loosers se kuch bhi puch sakte hain,jinka un dono ko completely honest hokar jawab dena hoga...no lies...

NAISHA-kitne sawal...

SAM-woh winners decide karenge...

SAB-cool.. let's start then..


SAM jisne candle bowls ke liye pehle hi us dusre attendent ko bol diya tha,usse ishara kiya usne..

attendent bhi chaaron bowls ko ek tray me liye ready hi khada tha isiliye SAM ke ishara karte hi turant aaya woh hamare paas aur tray hume pakda wapas chala gaya..

filhal lit nahi the candles..un chaaron candles ko baari baari se jalaya SAM aur NITS ne aur un sabko ek dusre ke saath chipkate hue saath rakh diya..


SAM-ok guyzz..gather around..ek dusre se sat kar baithna hai hume...


jaisa SAM ne kaha,hum sabne kiya..ek dusre se lagkar baith chuke the hum sab jiske baad..


SAM-jisko aankhein blink karni hai,karlo abhi.. go bolte hi game on hai that means no blinking or else you are out...

bhai DEEPESH,dhyan dena zara.. koi blink kare toh turant naam le lena uska..

DEEPESH-sure man..

SAM-ready,steady,GO......


game shuru ho chuka tha jisse just pehle sabhi ne normally 2,3 ghanton me jitni blinking karte hain,utni ek baar me hi kar li thi..

par kaam zyada aayi nahi woh extra blinking kyunki chaar chaar candle bowl joki ek saath rakhe hue the,unse dhuan bhi ek merged flow ke saath kaafi maatra me bahar nikalne laga tha ..

aur jaise hi woh saara dhuan hum sabki aankhon me pada, aankhein jalne lagi hum sabki aur..

AHHHHH..SHIT....


ye ANJALI thi jisne sabse pehle apni aankhein blink ki thi jisse kuch hi seconds me follow kiya KHANAK ne..

1 minute ke andar hi ANJALI aur KHANAK ban chuke the is eye blink ke dono loosers...

anyways, loosers ke baad ab baari thi winners banane ke doud ki jiska safar bhi jald hi apne mukaam ke kareeb pahunchne laga tha..

KHANAK ke turant baad SONU ne,uske baad EKPREET phir RAJAT and then RASHI, NITS ne bhi apni apni eyes blink kar li thi..

7 log out ho chuke the aur bache the final three..SAM,NAISHA aur MAI...


ANJALI-common babes, you can do it...


ANJALI ki hi tarah RASHI aur KHANAK bhi NAISHA ko confidence dene lage the aur boys mere aur SAM, dono ke liye hi cheer kar rahe the par tabhi dhuen aur puri aankhon me bhar chuke aansu ko ek saath naa jhel paane ki wajah se SAM ne apni eye blink kar di..


ANJALI-yes...NAISHA,final two me hai tu...par don't feel content..is SANVY ko bhi harana hai tujhe...


ANJALI ki baat puri hui thi ki tabhi maine apni eye blink kar si thi jisse dekh...


ANJALI-yes...babes,jeet gayi tu..haar gaya ye looser...


khushi se khade hote hue NAISHA ke piche pahunch usse hug kar liya tha ANJALI ne aur is beech mujhe jeebh nikaalkar chidha bhi rahi thi woh..

baaki sab bhi NAISHA ko congrats kar rahe the par in sabke beech KHANAK mujhe hairangi se dekh rahi thi...

REASON..

usne saaf dekha tha ki bhale hi dhuen ki wajah se meri aankhen bhi bhar gayi thi par face mera pura calm tha jabki NAISHA ke face par taklif saaf dekhi jaa sakti thi..

woh apni palke jhapkane hi waali thi par maine pehle aankhein blink kar di aur woh bhi aise jaise khud hi give up kar diya ho maine...


NITS-toh bhai SANVY aur NAISHA ne jeeta hai ye blink competition aur ANJALI & KHANAK,aap dono loosers bane hain..

aur ab condition ke according SANVY aur NAISHA tum dono se sawal karenge jinka jawab tumhe sach me hi dena hoga...

ANJALI-mai is SANVY ke kisi sawal ka jawab nahi dungi...

RAJAT-arre ye kya baat hui..!!agar SANVY ne sawal kiya toh jawab tumhe dena hi hoga..

MAI-its ok..mai apna sawal KHANAK se puchunga...

NAISHA-aur ANJALI se mai...


ek shararati muskaan ke saath kahi thi ye baat NAISHA ne jisse dekh halki hadbada gayi ANJALI aur..


ANJALI-nahi nahi.. mujhse sawal SANVY karega...

NITS-oye paltu..bohot hua tera..NAISHA, sawal tu hi karegi is ANJALI se aur SANVY,tu iske baad puchiyo KHANAK se..

NAISHA-hmm.ok,so here's the deal..ANJALI,mai tujhse sirf ek sawal puchungi...


par jawab tujhe kisi sentence me nahi balki ek word me dena hai.. sirf ek word...par woh word made up ya jhuth nahi hona chahiye.. tujhe apni friendship ki kasam..

ANJALI-arre aise kaise...???


kasam waali baat par phir hadbada gayi thi ANJALI par kandhe uchka diye NAISHA ne jispar kuch seconds usse ghurti rahi woh lekin phir..


ANJALI-fine..puch jo puchna hai..

NAISHA-agar SANVY se tujhe abhi kuch bolna ho toh kya bolegi..

but sentence me nahi,as i said,just one word..

EKPREET-abbe ye kya puch liya tune..!!!

NITS-guess karo be sab,ek word me sabse sahi gaali kaun si hogi...!!!

RAJAT-gaali toh bohot si hai but gandi toh degi nahi ye..kuch sophisticated type hi bolegi...

NAISHA-shut up guyzzz.. you are on ANJALI...


ek baar phirse NAISHA ko dekh apni aankhein band ki ANJALI ne aur...


ANJALI-THANKS.....


ab tak smile kar raha tha mai par ANJALI ke jawab ko sun face halka gambhir hua mera par phir normal ho gaya.

par dusri taraf ANJALI ke mooh se THANKS shabd woh bhi mere liye hazam hi nahi hua kisiko..

NITS toh apne dono kaano me ungli daal saaf karne laga aur..


NITS-kya bola tune abhi... THANKS...aur woh bhi SANVY ko..bhaang toh nahi mila tha khaane me..

SAM-true yaar..babes,are you alright...

NAISHA-shut up guyzz..sawal sirf mai puch sakti thi ANJALI se jo maine puch liya aur usne imaandari se jawab de bhi diya...

so,that's it...SANVY, KHANAK,ab tumhari baari...

dhyan baaton ka rookh hamari taraf mod diya tha NAISHA ne...


KHANAK-easy puchna,please...


halka nervous hote hue kahi thi ye baat mujhe KHANAK ne jispar mukuraya mai aur...


MAI-lets make it interesting...

sawal ek nahi thode zyada puchunga mai but simple honge woh sab par saath me deep bhi..

agar subject genuine lage toh jawab sirf ek shabd me par puri imaandari se dena..

kar paaogi itna...waise ye challenge bhi hai aur request bhi...


mere sawal aur tark par kuch seconds dekhti rahi mujhe KHANAK jiske baad ek lambi saans chhod haan me halka sa sir hila diya usne....


MAI-


agar dhadkano me bas gaya KOI toh dil tumhara USSE kya de SAKEGA...??

KHANAK-DIWAANGI....

jazbaat agar kaabu se bahar ho toh dimaag usse kis chiz se DHAKEGA...??

KHANAK-BANDAGI....

ek ehsaas agar pure wajood ko dhak le toh dekhne waala usse kya KAHEGA...??

KHANAK-TISHNAGI....

jo kabhi ho gayi mohobbat tumhe toh daav par tumhara ishq USKE liye kya RAKHEGA...??

KHANAK-ZINDAGI.....











AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI.....











AAPKA APNA V...J...

Excellent update..bhai

 

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SANVY AUR USKE SAARE DOST RESORT ME ENJOY KAR RAHE HAIN WAHIN DUSRI TARAF NAMITH NE SAM AND PARTY KO SABAK SIKHANE KE LIYE RESORT ME DEEPESH KO BHEJA HUA HAI..

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-19


THE MAX FUN RESORT...
(A CHANDER'S PARADISE)





"GIVE ME SOME SUNSHINE,GIVE ME SOME RAIN"..

"GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE,I WANNA GROW UP ONCE AGAIN"...


guitar ki base tune ke saath three idiots movie ke song "SAARI UMR HUM,MAR MAR KE JEE LIYE"ke main punching lines ko high pitch par gaa raha tha DEEPESH..

shaam dhal chuki thi...is waqt hum barbeque garden me born fire jalakar baithe the..

din bhar huddang machane ke baad sabhi friends is hari bhari garden me sukoon ke saath ek dusre ke aas paas baithe hue the...

ANJALI apne BF SAM ke pehlu me thi,NAISHA RAJAT ke,un dono ke hi kareeb baithi thi KHANAK aur baaki sab us born fire ke ird gird ek ghera sa banaye baithe the...

jaisa ki DEEPESH ne bola tha, lunch ke baad join kar liya tha usne hume aur is pure waqt woh hamare saath hi bana raha tha..

sabse bonding bhi kaafi achi ho chali thi uski..

is beech KHANAK se sabko uske talent, singing aur guitar playing ke baare me pata chala aur isiliye,sabke insist karne par woh SAM ke through mangwaye guitar ko play karte hue sabko gaana suna raha tha...

anyways,song me un english lines ko repeat karte hue us gaane ko khatm kiya DEEPESH ne jiske baad ussike paas baithe sabhi ne clap karte hue uske singing aur guitar playing talent ki taarif ki jispar guitar side me rakh muskurate hue abhivadan diya usne...


KHANAK-arre DEEPESH...uncle aunty kahan hai..??itni der se saath hai tu hamare,unhe fikr ho rahi hogi...

DEEPESH-mom dad toh lunch ke baad hi nikal gaye the..maine ek din extra rookne ka insist kiya toh maan gaye dono..

ab vacations ki last second shaam hai jo mai apne ghar ke bedroom me nahi bitana chahta...

RASHI-true yaar.. vacations bhi itni jaldi khatm ho gaye ki pata hi nahi chala..

aisa lag raha hai jaise abhi abhi toh chuttiyan shuru hui thi aur ab khatm hone ko hain..

NAISHA-haan yaar.. parso se phir jaldi utho, ready ho, school jaao, assignments pure karo..wahi ghisa peeta routine wapas shuru ho jaayega...

ANJALI-aur absent ho jaao toh teacher ki dhamki... attendence puri nahi hui toh exam me baithne ko nahi milega..

NITS-tum padhayi se bhaagne waale students ko toh kitni hi chuttiyan mil jaaye,kam hi lagega naa...

mujhse toh school khulne ka wait bhi nahi ho raha...


apne aap me goom sa hote hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar DEEPESH ko chhod sabhi usse ghoorne lag gaye..


SONU-ssaale,sschool kke lliye exccitement hai wwoh bhi ttujhe..!!!

ddopahar kko rone jjaisi shakal bbanakar nbol raha tha kki kkaash hhar hafte bbas ssunday kko hi sschool llagti aur bbaaki ddin cchutti hote..

saale ppaltu...


SONU ki baat par khise nipor diya NITS ne jispar sabhi muskurane lage..


DEEPESH-yaar SAM...tum bhi kuch sunao..


ye bol guitar uski taraf badhaya DEEPESH ne jispar..


NITS-bhai abhi yeh sab rehene do yaar...pehle thoda murga chakh len,uske baad baaki sab..

EKPREET-abbe thodi der pehle hi toh tacos,burger sab pela hai tune...

NITS-abbe usse bhi kabhi pet bharta hai kya..time paas tha woh sab,bas...

SONU-sach bol naa be...yaar barbeque agar SANVY karne waala ho toh ye kamina kuch bhi kyun naa khaya ho,iski bhookh badh hi jaati hai...

NAISHA-well ye GALATH bhi nahi hai..i mean jab baat BARBECUED CHICKEN ki ho toh
SANVY is like an official chef..

gazab taste hota hai uske banaye chicken pieces ka...

RASHI-really...!!!

RAJAT-khud taste karkar dekh lena...

NITS-taste toh tab karenge jab woh banayega...aur banayega tab jab idhar aayega..

kameena aaya bhi nahi ab tak...

ANJALI-lo,naam liya aur shaitan haazir..


second attendent ke saath mujhe aata dekh kahi ye baat ANJALI ne...

mere hathon me ek bade se patile jaisa bartan tha jisme marinated chicken the..

wahin attendent ke haathon me bhi ek bada sa bartan tha jisme raw vegs the,salad ke liye...

NITS-saale,ek do ghante aur der se aana tha...

MAI-pehle maine bhi yahi socha tha..

perfect taste ke liye overnight ya phir kamsekam 6 ghanton ki marination zaroori hoti hai par teri bhukmarri jaanta tha mai isiliye pehle hi le aaya..

ATTENDENT-sorry sir..maine inhe kaha tha ki mai sab lekar aa jaunga par ye nahi maane..

chicken pot mere haathon me ki wajah se us attendent ko laga ki shayad SAM naaraz hoga isiliye pehle hi apni safayi joki sahi bhi thi,de di usne jispar..


SAM-i know brother..ye aisa hi hai..agar ye kuch pakata hai toh us dish ki taiyari se lekar har chiz khudhi karta hai..

tabhi toh afternoon aapke saath jaakar chicken marinate bhi khud hi kiya tha isne...

NITS-tabhi toh taste bhi ek tarfa hota hai bhai...bhai,ab banana start kar de yaar..bhayanak bhool lagi hai.. pel ke khaaunga aaj toh...

MAI-ee,isko door rakho re... nahi toh har skewer ke pake piece kheench lega ye...

RASHI-arre toh khaane do naa.kitna hi khaa lega..

SONU-ppura...

RASHI-really... quantity kitni hai..??

ATTENDENT-2 KG ma'am..

RASHI-2 kg akela thodi naa khaa paayega yaar..

RAJAT-taste karne ke baad bolna ye...

bhai SANVY,shuru ho jaa yaar..ab toh mujhe bhi bhook lagne lagi hai..

chal,mai help karta hun teri..

MAI-kuch karne ki zaroorat naa hai..main kaam toh marination ka hi tha,ho gaya hai..

chill karo tum sab... banata hun mai..


chicken aur salad dono ke pots ko barbeque electric-charcoal grill ke paas table par rakhte hue kahi thi maine ye baat..

pehle se hi garden me planted is barbeque electric charcoal grill ki khaasiyat ye thi ki isme chicken ya koi bhi barbeque karne waali dish electrical aur charcoal heat, dono par hi banayi jaa sakti thi..

grill ke just aage jo table bana hua tha usme vegetable aur baaki chizon ki cutting wagairah araam se ho sakti thi...

dono pots wahan rakhne ke baad salad waale pot ko kheencha maine apni taraf aur saath hi rakhi knife utha li..

par is beech jahan ek taraf mere baaki dost jinke liye ye sab purana tha,woh apne gossip me lag gaye wahin dusri taraf KHANAK aur RASHI pahunche mere paas aur marinated chicken ke pot ke dhakkan ko hata usse dekhne lage...

har medium piece chicken ke centre par sateek cheere lage hue the aur is waqt bina pake hone ke baawjud bhi unme se ek bohot achi aur rare khushbu nikal kar bahar aa rahi thi jisse saaf smell kar paa rahe the woh dono aur isiliye..


KHANAK-kaafi different smell aa rahi hai is marinated chicken se,haina...!!!

RASHI-yaa...marinated chicken se pehle kabhi itna strong assence feel nahi kiya hai maine..

hey SANVY,wow....


apni baat bolte bolte hi RASHI aur uske saath jab KHANAK ki nazar mujhpar gayi toh nikli ye taarif RASHI ke mooh se...

REASON...

kisi professional chef ki taraf badi tezi aur safayi se onions ko patle gol akaar dete hue kaat raha tha mai...

aur dekhte hi dekhte 2 minute ke andar hi 6 onions ko bilkul ek se size me kaat daale the maine..


RASHI-brilliant yaar SANVY.. in future,you can be a great chef...

MAI-hahaha.. cooking sirf shouk hai yaar,isse shouk hi rehne do...MAA ke liye, khudke liye aur friend's ke liye kabhi kabhi cook karna acha lagta hai, that's it...

KHANAK-haan aur un ladko se girl's bhi kaafi impress hoti hain jo cooking achi kar lete hain, right...!!!

RASHI-ye toh hai..toh bataiye MR SANVY,ab tak kitni ladkiyon ko flat kar chuke hain aap apne cooking skills se...


ek halka sa taana tha KHANAK ki baat me jispar mere kuch bolne ae pehle RASHI ne us sawal ko thoda aur specific kar diya tha..


MAI-sirf ek...par woh ek bhi aisi hai jaisi naa is duniya me koi hai aur naa kabhi hogi...

KHANAK-kaun hai woh...???


turant pucha tha ye sawal KHANAK ne jispar muskurate hue..


MAI-meri MAA...the most beautiful women to walk on this planet...

mujhse zyada woh sirf tabhi kuch khaati hain jab woh kuch maine banaya hota hai...

aur wahi mera best reward bhi hota hai..


mere jawab ko sun smile naach uthi thi KHANAK aur RASHI ke faces par jiske baad...


KHANAK-bohot close ho naa tum aur tumhari mom..

MAI-close...!!!hum dono toh ek hi hain...mere liye unka dil dhadakta hai,unke liye meri saansein chalti hain..

RASHI-thats the best thing i have ever heard about a mom son relationship SANVY...


RASHI ki baat par mai bas muskura bhar diya jiske baad..


KHANAK-wow...itne se waqt me pura salad kaat bhi liya tumne...

onion ke baad,kheera,gaajar aur muli bhi kaat chuka tha mai...

nimbu ke bhi 6 slices uske hard parath se alag kar plate me rakh diye the maine..

badi size ki 6 hari mirch pieces bhi laaya tha mai jinhe beech se cheera maar diya tha maine..

MAI-yup....SONU...

SONU-hhaan...

MAI-bhaiya,ye chicken pieces ko skewers me daal dijiye..aur grill bhi on kar dijiye..

woh STTENDENT jokihum sabke paas hi khada tha,meri baat sun turant aage aaya aur chicken pot utha grill ki taraf badh gaya..


is beech SONU bhi aa chuka tha mere paas aaya jiske baad...


MAI-chaar nimbu bas..do rehne diyo...

SONU-gun powder...!!

MAI-abbe woh kya side me rakha hai...

RASHI-gun powder...!!!

SONU-hahaha..yye,isse bbolte hhain ggun ppowder..


ek choti si pudiya jo SONU ke hi paas table ke left side rakhi thi,usse kholte hue bola usne..

wahin jaise hi woh pudiya khuli,uske andar ki tez mehek turant hawa me faile gayi jisse smell kar..


RASHI-arre,yahi toh hai woh alag smell jo chicken se aa rahi thi..raw thodi alag hai aur kaafi strong bhi..

SONU-hhaan,sstrong bbhi hai aur aisse hhi cchakh llo ttoh mmirchi se ttez jjeebh jjalati hhai yye jeebh...


RASHI-par naam itna weird kyun..???gun powder...!!!

MAI-bohot se naam hai iske...garibparwar bhi bolte hain isse,milagpodi bhi ek naam hai iska.

karnataka me idli ki khaas chutney me daala jaata hai ye isiliye isse idli podi ki pehchaan se jaante hain wahan...chamanpoddi..thats also a name....

gunpowder.iska ye naamkaran angrezo ne kiya tha...

KHANAK-aur tum sabko bhi bas yahi naam bhaaya...kyun..!!!

SONU-arre ccool llagta hhai yye nnaam...


ab tak neembu pure nichod chuka tha SONU aur uske upar gunpowder bhi acche se chhidak chuka tha woh..

jiske baad baari thi saare salad ko mix karne ki isiliye paas hi rakhe poly gloves pehenane ke liye uthane laga woh..


KHANAK-laao,ye mai kar deti hun...

MAI-aap rehne dijiye madam...waise bhi pair me moch aayi hai aapke...zyada movement se pain aur strain dono badh jaayega.


lunch ke baad slides me masti karte waqt KHANAK ke pair ki right edi twist ho gayi thi..

SAM lekar gaya tha usse RESORT ke medical room..

tabse ab tak sabne uske moch ke baare me puch liya tha siway mere isiliye itni der se meri har baat par ek taana diya tha usne mujhe..

anyways,kuch hi der me grill ke andar dehekta koyla ekdum sahi temperature me heat paas kar raha tha aur saath hi saath us second attendent ne saare chicken pieces ko skewers me pierce bhi kar diya tha..

isiliye grill ke saamne baith ek ek kar kul 6 skewers ko uspar chadha diya tha maine..

medium aanch par pakna tha chicken jisme thoda time toh lagna hi tha isiliye kulle tika araam se baith chuka tha mai..

wahin SAM jo DEEPESH ke baad ek beautiful romantic track ko guitar me play kar raha tha,uska gaana khatm ho chuka tha jiske baad usne guitar ek baar phirse DEEPESH ko pakda diya tha..


DEEPESH-SANVY,why don't you play something...!!!

ANJALI-ye aur guitar..manjira na baje isse theek se...

MAI-ye baat toh sahi hai...manjira bajane ka sahi technique sirf ANJALI ko maalum hai...

moholle moholle ghum ghum kar manjira bajane ka saalon ka experience hai iska...

ANJALI-SANVY..agar ek bhi bakwas ki naa toh mooh tod dungi tera..

MAI-haan aur mere haath me dahi jama hai..nai... aur tere kaano ko bas meri baatein hi sunayi deti hai kya..??

khudka kochakna block kar deta hai kya tera kaan...

SAB-aree chup ho jaao yaar...kabhi toh ek dusre ko pinch karna band karo...


jahan sabki baat par ANJALI ka mooh ban gaya,mai wapas ghoom skewers paltane laga wahin jo ANJALI ne mere baare me kaha tha,usse sun khudse...


DEEPESH-ye SANVY toh pura looser hai..slides me bhi fattu ban raha tha,play zone me bhi har game haara isne aur yahan bhi wahi haal...

bas bawarchigiri aur mooh chodi karni aati hai isse...

aur aise chutiye se guard rakhne ko bol raha tha mujhe NAMITH..saale ka dimag hi kharab ho gaya hai...

aur ye sab idiots yahan enjoy kar rahe hain..in sabko toh andaza hi nahi ki kal in sabki gaand chudne waali hai...

NITS-kaha kho gaya bhai...???suna kuch...!!!


apne aap se baat karte DEEPESH ko wapas present me laaya NITS jiske baad muskurate hue"paani da rang vekh ke" song play kar gaane laga woh...


AHAHAHAHAHAHA...WAAH..MAZA AA GAYA YAAR... LADKI HOTA TOH CHUM LETA BHAI TUJHE...


kuch der baad jab chicken pura bhun gaya toh ek tukde ko mooh me daal uska pura swad lete hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne..

barbeque ready hone ke baad as thought hamesha ki tarah sabse pehla bite issi ne liya tha..

par NITS ke baad baaki sabne bhi chicken ka ek ek bite liya aur aisi hi kuch taarif un sabke mooh se bhi nikli thi..


RASHI-wakayi yaar..mooh me daalte hi piece jaise ghul sa jaa raha hai..mirch,namak aur sabhi spices jaise khud bata rahe hain ki kaun si chiz kitni daali hai..isse toh sach me jitna khaa lo kam hai...

brilliant yaar SANVY...

KHANAK-hmm...


RASHI ki baat par mai muskura bhar diya par tabhi rice jiske upar hi daal fry dala hua tha aur ek side me barbequed chicken ke kuch pieces the,ek plate mere aage ki KHANAK ne jispar usse aankhon hi aankhon me thanks bol le liya maine..

asal me dinner ka waqt bhi ho chala tha isiliye pura dinner yahin mangwa liya tha humne...


RASHI-teri mom ka call hai KHANAK...

KHANAK-rehne de...dinner ke baad laga lungi...

SAM-aunty ka call tere phone par...???

KHANAK-arre yaar,aaj morning floor par gir gaya tha mobile mera... screen pura damage ho gaya hai isiliye ghar par hi chhod diya maine usse...

RASHI-isiliye abhi mai iski,what does DUBEY SIR say,haan, sutradhar ban gayi hun...

NITS-dont you dare RASHI...only the mr the DUBEY can the talk like this...


"ZINDAGI NAA MILEGI DOBARA"movie ka dialogue chipkaya NITS ne jisme coincidentally subject of the line DUBEY SIR hi the...

isiliye sabhi has diye the uski baat sun....

anyways,yunhi chitchat aur mazak ke beech kab hamara dinner khatm ho gaya,pata hi nahi chala...


RASHI-SANVY,khaate waqt baat nahi karte naa tum...??

MAI-naa.. lip sink karta hun..

RASHI-matlab...

MAI-mooh chalta hai par awaaz nahi nikalti..

RASHI-hahaha..very funny...

aur tum bhi nahi,haina ANJALI...???

ANJALI-yup...

RASHI-chalo,in dono tom and jerry me kuch toh ek sa nikla...

ANJALI-now who's being funny...!!!

RASHI-me...

KHANAK-SANVY....!!!dara diya tumne...


apna dinner karne ke turant baad sabse thoda door jaa RASHI ke mobile se apni mom ko call kar unse baat karne lagi thi KHANAK aur uske phone rakhte hi jab woh palti toh ekdum se mujhe apne kareeb paa halka ghabra si gayi thi woh...


MAI-toh kya keh rahi thi aunty...thande paani se mooh dhokar sona... bure sapne nahi aayenge...!!!

KHANAK-bure sapne tab aayenge jab tum aane lage unme..

and you are not allowed in my dreams mr...

MAI-permission lekar naa sapne aate hain aur naa SANVY...aur rok tum hum dono ko hi nahi sakti...

KHANAK-aur agar rok lun toh..

MAI-sapne ke chakkar me neend bhi gayab ho jaayegi...aur khuli aankhon ke aage toh hum hain hi..

faayda kya hua phir...

KHANAK-neeji chizon me faayda nuksaan nahi dekhti mai...

MAI-dekhna bhi nahi chahiye...waise bhi kareeb ki chizon ko,logon ko sirf mehsoos kiya jaata hai..


KHANAK ke thoda aur paas aate hue kahi thi apni aakhri baat maine jispar saansein chadh gayi thi uski..


SAM-arre wahan kya kar rahe ho guyzzz..??come here,we are gonna play a game...


hum dono ke piche se aayi SAM ke is sudden pukaar ne jaise KHANAK ki thami hui saanson ko ek jump start de diya tha..

chehre par sharam ki laali liye woh turant mere baaju se hote hue group ki taraf badh gayi...


"khamoshi baat kar rahi thi ae dost,ye beech me tu kyun KEH GAYA...

tufaan bulaya tha, kambakht aate aate REH GAYA"....


khudse hi ki thi ye shayri maine jiske baad mai sabki taraf badh gaya..


MAI-toh bataiye bandhuwar..raatri bhoj ke pashchat apne khule hue gyan chakshayuon se kaun sa durlabh khel socha hai aapne..


KHANAK ke baad mai bhi pahuncha sab ke paas jahan is waqt sabhi self gender mode ke according aamne saamne baithe the...

ek taraf girls,aur unke saamne hum,boys...

wahin baiththe hue jo maine kaha,usse sun haste hue apne sir ko shake kiya SAM ne jiske baad...


SAM-FIRST BLINK...

MAI-with out without candle...!!!

SAM-abbe bina candle ke kya maza aayega...

RASHI-candle matlab...!!

KHANAK-first blink ka toh idea hai hume..do log aamne saamne baithenge aur ek dusre se eye staring karenge.. jisne pehle aankh jhapkayi, woh haar gaya...

SAM-yup,par normally ek dusre ki aankhon me dekhna, it's quite boring aur extra time bhi waste hota hai..

RAJAT-isiliye candles...ek two ways glass bowl ke beech candle jalaya jaata hai aur usse dono participants ke beech rakha jaata tha...

glasses ke andar hone ki wajah se candle ka dhuan moti layer ke through bahar aata hai aur sidhe dono ke faces par padta hai..

aankhon me irritation hone lagti hai aur isiliye palke jaldi jhapakti hain...

RASHI-wow yaar.. that's really interesting...

NAISHA-arre bada maza aata hai yaar...

SAM-par is baar thoda aur twist karenge game ko..kyunki girls sirf 4 hain aur boys 7 isiliye..

DEEPESH-guys mujhe count mat karo..

EKPREET-kyun.. khel na yaar,maza aayega...

DEEPESH-i know buddy par kya hai naa,maine lenses pehne hain aur dhuen se waise hi elergy hai mujhe isiliye sorry par participate nahi kar paaunga mai...

SAM-koi baat nahi yaar.. so equation abhi bhi odd hi hai..girls boys ka ratio alag hai isiliye i am thinking ki kyun naa hum sab ek circle banaye aur chaar candle bowls hum sabke beech me rakhe...

isse dhuen ka impact badh jaayega..total 10 log hain hum toh aakhir me jo do log jinki aankhein blink nahi hui hongi,they will be the winner...

RASHI-aur baaki pure 8 loosers..

SAM-nahi..jin do logon ki aankhein sabse pehle blink hongi,sirf woh honge loosers..

baaki 6 neutrals ho jaayenge..

and finally,woh dono winners un dono loosers se kuch bhi puch sakte hain,jinka un dono ko completely honest hokar jawab dena hoga...no lies...

NAISHA-kitne sawal...

SAM-woh winners decide karenge...

SAB-cool.. let's start then..


SAM jisne candle bowls ke liye pehle hi us dusre attendent ko bol diya tha,usse ishara kiya usne..

attendent bhi chaaron bowls ko ek tray me liye ready hi khada tha isiliye SAM ke ishara karte hi turant aaya woh hamare paas aur tray hume pakda wapas chala gaya..

filhal lit nahi the candles..un chaaron candles ko baari baari se jalaya SAM aur NITS ne aur un sabko ek dusre ke saath chipkate hue saath rakh diya..


SAM-ok guyzz..gather around..ek dusre se sat kar baithna hai hume...


jaisa SAM ne kaha,hum sabne kiya..ek dusre se lagkar baith chuke the hum sab jiske baad..


SAM-jisko aankhein blink karni hai,karlo abhi.. go bolte hi game on hai that means no blinking or else you are out...

bhai DEEPESH,dhyan dena zara.. koi blink kare toh turant naam le lena uska..

DEEPESH-sure man..

SAM-ready,steady,GO......


game shuru ho chuka tha jisse just pehle sabhi ne normally 2,3 ghanton me jitni blinking karte hain,utni ek baar me hi kar li thi..

par kaam zyada aayi nahi woh extra blinking kyunki chaar chaar candle bowl joki ek saath rakhe hue the,unse dhuan bhi ek merged flow ke saath kaafi maatra me bahar nikalne laga tha ..

aur jaise hi woh saara dhuan hum sabki aankhon me pada, aankhein jalne lagi hum sabki aur..

AHHHHH..SHIT....


ye ANJALI thi jisne sabse pehle apni aankhein blink ki thi jisse kuch hi seconds me follow kiya KHANAK ne..

1 minute ke andar hi ANJALI aur KHANAK ban chuke the is eye blink ke dono loosers...

anyways, loosers ke baad ab baari thi winners banane ke doud ki jiska safar bhi jald hi apne mukaam ke kareeb pahunchne laga tha..

KHANAK ke turant baad SONU ne,uske baad EKPREET phir RAJAT and then RASHI, NITS ne bhi apni apni eyes blink kar li thi..

7 log out ho chuke the aur bache the final three..SAM,NAISHA aur MAI...


ANJALI-common babes, you can do it...


ANJALI ki hi tarah RASHI aur KHANAK bhi NAISHA ko confidence dene lage the aur boys mere aur SAM, dono ke liye hi cheer kar rahe the par tabhi dhuen aur puri aankhon me bhar chuke aansu ko ek saath naa jhel paane ki wajah se SAM ne apni eye blink kar di..


ANJALI-yes...NAISHA,final two me hai tu...par don't feel content..is SANVY ko bhi harana hai tujhe...


ANJALI ki baat puri hui thi ki tabhi maine apni eye blink kar si thi jisse dekh...


ANJALI-yes...babes,jeet gayi tu..haar gaya ye looser...


khushi se khade hote hue NAISHA ke piche pahunch usse hug kar liya tha ANJALI ne aur is beech mujhe jeebh nikaalkar chidha bhi rahi thi woh..

baaki sab bhi NAISHA ko congrats kar rahe the par in sabke beech KHANAK mujhe hairangi se dekh rahi thi...

REASON..

usne saaf dekha tha ki bhale hi dhuen ki wajah se meri aankhen bhi bhar gayi thi par face mera pura calm tha jabki NAISHA ke face par taklif saaf dekhi jaa sakti thi..

woh apni palke jhapkane hi waali thi par maine pehle aankhein blink kar di aur woh bhi aise jaise khud hi give up kar diya ho maine...


NITS-toh bhai SANVY aur NAISHA ne jeeta hai ye blink competition aur ANJALI & KHANAK,aap dono loosers bane hain..

aur ab condition ke according SANVY aur NAISHA tum dono se sawal karenge jinka jawab tumhe sach me hi dena hoga...

ANJALI-mai is SANVY ke kisi sawal ka jawab nahi dungi...

RAJAT-arre ye kya baat hui..!!agar SANVY ne sawal kiya toh jawab tumhe dena hi hoga..

MAI-its ok..mai apna sawal KHANAK se puchunga...

NAISHA-aur ANJALI se mai...


ek shararati muskaan ke saath kahi thi ye baat NAISHA ne jisse dekh halki hadbada gayi ANJALI aur..


ANJALI-nahi nahi.. mujhse sawal SANVY karega...

NITS-oye paltu..bohot hua tera..NAISHA, sawal tu hi karegi is ANJALI se aur SANVY,tu iske baad puchiyo KHANAK se..

NAISHA-hmm.ok,so here's the deal..ANJALI,mai tujhse sirf ek sawal puchungi...


par jawab tujhe kisi sentence me nahi balki ek word me dena hai.. sirf ek word...par woh word made up ya jhuth nahi hona chahiye.. tujhe apni friendship ki kasam..

ANJALI-arre aise kaise...???


kasam waali baat par phir hadbada gayi thi ANJALI par kandhe uchka diye NAISHA ne jispar kuch seconds usse ghurti rahi woh lekin phir..


ANJALI-fine..puch jo puchna hai..

NAISHA-agar SANVY se tujhe abhi kuch bolna ho toh kya bolegi..

but sentence me nahi,as i said,just one word..

EKPREET-abbe ye kya puch liya tune..!!!

NITS-guess karo be sab,ek word me sabse sahi gaali kaun si hogi...!!!

RAJAT-gaali toh bohot si hai but gandi toh degi nahi ye..kuch sophisticated type hi bolegi...

NAISHA-shut up guyzzz.. you are on ANJALI...


ek baar phirse NAISHA ko dekh apni aankhein band ki ANJALI ne aur...


ANJALI-THANKS.....


ab tak smile kar raha tha mai par ANJALI ke jawab ko sun face halka gambhir hua mera par phir normal ho gaya.

par dusri taraf ANJALI ke mooh se THANKS shabd woh bhi mere liye hazam hi nahi hua kisiko..

NITS toh apne dono kaano me ungli daal saaf karne laga aur..


NITS-kya bola tune abhi... THANKS...aur woh bhi SANVY ko..bhaang toh nahi mila tha khaane me..

SAM-true yaar..babes,are you alright...

NAISHA-shut up guyzz..sawal sirf mai puch sakti thi ANJALI se jo maine puch liya aur usne imaandari se jawab de bhi diya...

so,that's it...SANVY, KHANAK,ab tumhari baari...

dhyan baaton ka rookh hamari taraf mod diya tha NAISHA ne...


KHANAK-easy puchna,please...


halka nervous hote hue kahi thi ye baat mujhe KHANAK ne jispar mukuraya mai aur...


MAI-lets make it interesting...

sawal ek nahi thode zyada puchunga mai but simple honge woh sab par saath me deep bhi..

agar subject genuine lage toh jawab sirf ek shabd me par puri imaandari se dena..

kar paaogi itna...waise ye challenge bhi hai aur request bhi...


mere sawal aur tark par kuch seconds dekhti rahi mujhe KHANAK jiske baad ek lambi saans chhod haan me halka sa sir hila diya usne....


MAI-


agar dhadkano me bas gaya KOI toh dil tumhara USSE kya de SAKEGA...??

KHANAK-DIWAANGI....

jazbaat agar kaabu se bahar ho toh dimaag usse kis chiz se DHAKEGA...??

KHANAK-BANDAGI....

ek ehsaas agar pure wajood ko dhak le toh dekhne waala usse kya KAHEGA...??

KHANAK-TISHNAGI....

jo kabhi ho gayi mohobbat tumhe toh daav par tumhara ishq USKE liye kya RAKHEGA...??

KHANAK-ZINDAGI.....











AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI.....











AAPKA APNA V...J...

Awesome Updatee

Toh Sanvy ne sabke liye barbeque chicken banaya jisse sabne maze se khaya aur khub tareef ki.
Aur idher Deepesh plan bana chuka hai agli subah ka jisme woh sanvy and team ko puri tarah se barbaad karne wala hai cocaine se.
Par isne Sanvy ko kuch jyaada hi underestimate kardiya hai. Dekhte hai Sanvy kuch karta hai yaa fhasta hai. Agar fhasta hai toh bahot buri tarah se fhasega aur agar sanvy ne apna dimaag lagaya toh iss baar shayad Samrat walo ka raaj humesha ke liye hi khatam karna chahega. Aur drug case mein shayad andar bhi karwa sakta hai.

Par yeh Anjali ka character kuch ajeeb hi hai. Harwaqt Sanvy ko nichha dikhana chahti hai uski beizaati karna chahti hai bhale hi kabhi kar naa payi.

Par Anjali ka Sanvy ko thanks bolna yeh puri tarah se shocking tha. Sanvy ko sabko shock deta hai woh bhi issbaar shock hogya tha Anjali ke answer se.

Aur idher Sanvy ka khanak ko question karna aur Khanak ka uska answer dena dono ke beech ka untold love ko darshata hai.

Dekhte hai next mein Samrat walo ka plan success hota hai yaa Sanvy ke dimaag ka ek aur khel dekhne ko milta hai.

 

[mashish]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SANVY AUR USKE SAARE DOST RESORT ME ENJOY KAR RAHE HAIN WAHIN DUSRI TARAF NAMITH NE SAM AND PARTY KO SABAK SIKHANE KE LIYE RESORT ME DEEPESH KO BHEJA HUA HAI..

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-19


THE MAX FUN RESORT...
(A CHANDER'S PARADISE)





"GIVE ME SOME SUNSHINE,GIVE ME SOME RAIN"..

"GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE,I WANNA GROW UP ONCE AGAIN"...


guitar ki base tune ke saath three idiots movie ke song "SAARI UMR HUM,MAR MAR KE JEE LIYE"ke main punching lines ko high pitch par gaa raha tha DEEPESH..

shaam dhal chuki thi...is waqt hum barbeque garden me born fire jalakar baithe the..

din bhar huddang machane ke baad sabhi friends is hari bhari garden me sukoon ke saath ek dusre ke aas paas baithe hue the...

ANJALI apne BF SAM ke pehlu me thi,NAISHA RAJAT ke,un dono ke hi kareeb baithi thi KHANAK aur baaki sab us born fire ke ird gird ek ghera sa banaye baithe the...

jaisa ki DEEPESH ne bola tha, lunch ke baad join kar liya tha usne hume aur is pure waqt woh hamare saath hi bana raha tha..

sabse bonding bhi kaafi achi ho chali thi uski..

is beech KHANAK se sabko uske talent, singing aur guitar playing ke baare me pata chala aur isiliye,sabke insist karne par woh SAM ke through mangwaye guitar ko play karte hue sabko gaana suna raha tha...

anyways,song me un english lines ko repeat karte hue us gaane ko khatm kiya DEEPESH ne jiske baad ussike paas baithe sabhi ne clap karte hue uske singing aur guitar playing talent ki taarif ki jispar guitar side me rakh muskurate hue abhivadan diya usne...


KHANAK-arre DEEPESH...uncle aunty kahan hai..??itni der se saath hai tu hamare,unhe fikr ho rahi hogi...

DEEPESH-mom dad toh lunch ke baad hi nikal gaye the..maine ek din extra rookne ka insist kiya toh maan gaye dono..

ab vacations ki last second shaam hai jo mai apne ghar ke bedroom me nahi bitana chahta...

RASHI-true yaar.. vacations bhi itni jaldi khatm ho gaye ki pata hi nahi chala..

aisa lag raha hai jaise abhi abhi toh chuttiyan shuru hui thi aur ab khatm hone ko hain..

NAISHA-haan yaar.. parso se phir jaldi utho, ready ho, school jaao, assignments pure karo..wahi ghisa peeta routine wapas shuru ho jaayega...

ANJALI-aur absent ho jaao toh teacher ki dhamki... attendence puri nahi hui toh exam me baithne ko nahi milega..

NITS-tum padhayi se bhaagne waale students ko toh kitni hi chuttiyan mil jaaye,kam hi lagega naa...

mujhse toh school khulne ka wait bhi nahi ho raha...


apne aap me goom sa hote hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar DEEPESH ko chhod sabhi usse ghoorne lag gaye..


SONU-ssaale,sschool kke lliye exccitement hai wwoh bhi ttujhe..!!!

ddopahar kko rone jjaisi shakal bbanakar nbol raha tha kki kkaash hhar hafte bbas ssunday kko hi sschool llagti aur bbaaki ddin cchutti hote..

saale ppaltu...


SONU ki baat par khise nipor diya NITS ne jispar sabhi muskurane lage..


DEEPESH-yaar SAM...tum bhi kuch sunao..


ye bol guitar uski taraf badhaya DEEPESH ne jispar..


NITS-bhai abhi yeh sab rehene do yaar...pehle thoda murga chakh len,uske baad baaki sab..

EKPREET-abbe thodi der pehle hi toh tacos,burger sab pela hai tune...

NITS-abbe usse bhi kabhi pet bharta hai kya..time paas tha woh sab,bas...

SONU-sach bol naa be...yaar barbeque agar SANVY karne waala ho toh ye kamina kuch bhi kyun naa khaya ho,iski bhookh badh hi jaati hai...

NAISHA-well ye GALATH bhi nahi hai..i mean jab baat BARBECUED CHICKEN ki ho toh
SANVY is like an official chef..

gazab taste hota hai uske banaye chicken pieces ka...

RASHI-really...!!!

RAJAT-khud taste karkar dekh lena...

NITS-taste toh tab karenge jab woh banayega...aur banayega tab jab idhar aayega..

kameena aaya bhi nahi ab tak...

ANJALI-lo,naam liya aur shaitan haazir..


second attendent ke saath mujhe aata dekh kahi ye baat ANJALI ne...

mere hathon me ek bade se patile jaisa bartan tha jisme marinated chicken the..

wahin attendent ke haathon me bhi ek bada sa bartan tha jisme raw vegs the,salad ke liye...

NITS-saale,ek do ghante aur der se aana tha...

MAI-pehle maine bhi yahi socha tha..

perfect taste ke liye overnight ya phir kamsekam 6 ghanton ki marination zaroori hoti hai par teri bhukmarri jaanta tha mai isiliye pehle hi le aaya..

ATTENDENT-sorry sir..maine inhe kaha tha ki mai sab lekar aa jaunga par ye nahi maane..

chicken pot mere haathon me ki wajah se us attendent ko laga ki shayad SAM naaraz hoga isiliye pehle hi apni safayi joki sahi bhi thi,de di usne jispar..


SAM-i know brother..ye aisa hi hai..agar ye kuch pakata hai toh us dish ki taiyari se lekar har chiz khudhi karta hai..

tabhi toh afternoon aapke saath jaakar chicken marinate bhi khud hi kiya tha isne...

NITS-tabhi toh taste bhi ek tarfa hota hai bhai...bhai,ab banana start kar de yaar..bhayanak bhool lagi hai.. pel ke khaaunga aaj toh...

MAI-ee,isko door rakho re... nahi toh har skewer ke pake piece kheench lega ye...

RASHI-arre toh khaane do naa.kitna hi khaa lega..

SONU-ppura...

RASHI-really... quantity kitni hai..??

ATTENDENT-2 KG ma'am..

RASHI-2 kg akela thodi naa khaa paayega yaar..

RAJAT-taste karne ke baad bolna ye...

bhai SANVY,shuru ho jaa yaar..ab toh mujhe bhi bhook lagne lagi hai..

chal,mai help karta hun teri..

MAI-kuch karne ki zaroorat naa hai..main kaam toh marination ka hi tha,ho gaya hai..

chill karo tum sab... banata hun mai..


chicken aur salad dono ke pots ko barbeque electric-charcoal grill ke paas table par rakhte hue kahi thi maine ye baat..

pehle se hi garden me planted is barbeque electric charcoal grill ki khaasiyat ye thi ki isme chicken ya koi bhi barbeque karne waali dish electrical aur charcoal heat, dono par hi banayi jaa sakti thi..

grill ke just aage jo table bana hua tha usme vegetable aur baaki chizon ki cutting wagairah araam se ho sakti thi...

dono pots wahan rakhne ke baad salad waale pot ko kheencha maine apni taraf aur saath hi rakhi knife utha li..

par is beech jahan ek taraf mere baaki dost jinke liye ye sab purana tha,woh apne gossip me lag gaye wahin dusri taraf KHANAK aur RASHI pahunche mere paas aur marinated chicken ke pot ke dhakkan ko hata usse dekhne lage...

har medium piece chicken ke centre par sateek cheere lage hue the aur is waqt bina pake hone ke baawjud bhi unme se ek bohot achi aur rare khushbu nikal kar bahar aa rahi thi jisse saaf smell kar paa rahe the woh dono aur isiliye..


KHANAK-kaafi different smell aa rahi hai is marinated chicken se,haina...!!!

RASHI-yaa...marinated chicken se pehle kabhi itna strong assence feel nahi kiya hai maine..

hey SANVY,wow....


apni baat bolte bolte hi RASHI aur uske saath jab KHANAK ki nazar mujhpar gayi toh nikli ye taarif RASHI ke mooh se...

REASON...

kisi professional chef ki taraf badi tezi aur safayi se onions ko patle gol akaar dete hue kaat raha tha mai...

aur dekhte hi dekhte 2 minute ke andar hi 6 onions ko bilkul ek se size me kaat daale the maine..


RASHI-brilliant yaar SANVY.. in future,you can be a great chef...

MAI-hahaha.. cooking sirf shouk hai yaar,isse shouk hi rehne do...MAA ke liye, khudke liye aur friend's ke liye kabhi kabhi cook karna acha lagta hai, that's it...

KHANAK-haan aur un ladko se girl's bhi kaafi impress hoti hain jo cooking achi kar lete hain, right...!!!

RASHI-ye toh hai..toh bataiye MR SANVY,ab tak kitni ladkiyon ko flat kar chuke hain aap apne cooking skills se...


ek halka sa taana tha KHANAK ki baat me jispar mere kuch bolne ae pehle RASHI ne us sawal ko thoda aur specific kar diya tha..


MAI-sirf ek...par woh ek bhi aisi hai jaisi naa is duniya me koi hai aur naa kabhi hogi...

KHANAK-kaun hai woh...???


turant pucha tha ye sawal KHANAK ne jispar muskurate hue..


MAI-meri MAA...the most beautiful women to walk on this planet...

mujhse zyada woh sirf tabhi kuch khaati hain jab woh kuch maine banaya hota hai...

aur wahi mera best reward bhi hota hai..


mere jawab ko sun smile naach uthi thi KHANAK aur RASHI ke faces par jiske baad...


KHANAK-bohot close ho naa tum aur tumhari mom..

MAI-close...!!!hum dono toh ek hi hain...mere liye unka dil dhadakta hai,unke liye meri saansein chalti hain..

RASHI-thats the best thing i have ever heard about a mom son relationship SANVY...


RASHI ki baat par mai bas muskura bhar diya jiske baad..


KHANAK-wow...itne se waqt me pura salad kaat bhi liya tumne...

onion ke baad,kheera,gaajar aur muli bhi kaat chuka tha mai...

nimbu ke bhi 6 slices uske hard parath se alag kar plate me rakh diye the maine..

badi size ki 6 hari mirch pieces bhi laaya tha mai jinhe beech se cheera maar diya tha maine..

MAI-yup....SONU...

SONU-hhaan...

MAI-bhaiya,ye chicken pieces ko skewers me daal dijiye..aur grill bhi on kar dijiye..

woh STTENDENT jokihum sabke paas hi khada tha,meri baat sun turant aage aaya aur chicken pot utha grill ki taraf badh gaya..


is beech SONU bhi aa chuka tha mere paas aaya jiske baad...


MAI-chaar nimbu bas..do rehne diyo...

SONU-gun powder...!!

MAI-abbe woh kya side me rakha hai...

RASHI-gun powder...!!!

SONU-hahaha..yye,isse bbolte hhain ggun ppowder..


ek choti si pudiya jo SONU ke hi paas table ke left side rakhi thi,usse kholte hue bola usne..

wahin jaise hi woh pudiya khuli,uske andar ki tez mehek turant hawa me faile gayi jisse smell kar..


RASHI-arre,yahi toh hai woh alag smell jo chicken se aa rahi thi..raw thodi alag hai aur kaafi strong bhi..

SONU-hhaan,sstrong bbhi hai aur aisse hhi cchakh llo ttoh mmirchi se ttez jjeebh jjalati hhai yye jeebh...


RASHI-par naam itna weird kyun..???gun powder...!!!

MAI-bohot se naam hai iske...garibparwar bhi bolte hain isse,milagpodi bhi ek naam hai iska.

karnataka me idli ki khaas chutney me daala jaata hai ye isiliye isse idli podi ki pehchaan se jaante hain wahan...chamanpoddi..thats also a name....

gunpowder.iska ye naamkaran angrezo ne kiya tha...

KHANAK-aur tum sabko bhi bas yahi naam bhaaya...kyun..!!!

SONU-arre ccool llagta hhai yye nnaam...


ab tak neembu pure nichod chuka tha SONU aur uske upar gunpowder bhi acche se chhidak chuka tha woh..

jiske baad baari thi saare salad ko mix karne ki isiliye paas hi rakhe poly gloves pehenane ke liye uthane laga woh..


KHANAK-laao,ye mai kar deti hun...

MAI-aap rehne dijiye madam...waise bhi pair me moch aayi hai aapke...zyada movement se pain aur strain dono badh jaayega.


lunch ke baad slides me masti karte waqt KHANAK ke pair ki right edi twist ho gayi thi..

SAM lekar gaya tha usse RESORT ke medical room..

tabse ab tak sabne uske moch ke baare me puch liya tha siway mere isiliye itni der se meri har baat par ek taana diya tha usne mujhe..

anyways,kuch hi der me grill ke andar dehekta koyla ekdum sahi temperature me heat paas kar raha tha aur saath hi saath us second attendent ne saare chicken pieces ko skewers me pierce bhi kar diya tha..

isiliye grill ke saamne baith ek ek kar kul 6 skewers ko uspar chadha diya tha maine..

medium aanch par pakna tha chicken jisme thoda time toh lagna hi tha isiliye kulle tika araam se baith chuka tha mai..

wahin SAM jo DEEPESH ke baad ek beautiful romantic track ko guitar me play kar raha tha,uska gaana khatm ho chuka tha jiske baad usne guitar ek baar phirse DEEPESH ko pakda diya tha..


DEEPESH-SANVY,why don't you play something...!!!

ANJALI-ye aur guitar..manjira na baje isse theek se...

MAI-ye baat toh sahi hai...manjira bajane ka sahi technique sirf ANJALI ko maalum hai...

moholle moholle ghum ghum kar manjira bajane ka saalon ka experience hai iska...

ANJALI-SANVY..agar ek bhi bakwas ki naa toh mooh tod dungi tera..

MAI-haan aur mere haath me dahi jama hai..nai... aur tere kaano ko bas meri baatein hi sunayi deti hai kya..??

khudka kochakna block kar deta hai kya tera kaan...

SAB-aree chup ho jaao yaar...kabhi toh ek dusre ko pinch karna band karo...


jahan sabki baat par ANJALI ka mooh ban gaya,mai wapas ghoom skewers paltane laga wahin jo ANJALI ne mere baare me kaha tha,usse sun khudse...


DEEPESH-ye SANVY toh pura looser hai..slides me bhi fattu ban raha tha,play zone me bhi har game haara isne aur yahan bhi wahi haal...

bas bawarchigiri aur mooh chodi karni aati hai isse...

aur aise chutiye se guard rakhne ko bol raha tha mujhe NAMITH..saale ka dimag hi kharab ho gaya hai...

aur ye sab idiots yahan enjoy kar rahe hain..in sabko toh andaza hi nahi ki kal in sabki gaand chudne waali hai...

NITS-kaha kho gaya bhai...???suna kuch...!!!


apne aap se baat karte DEEPESH ko wapas present me laaya NITS jiske baad muskurate hue"paani da rang vekh ke" song play kar gaane laga woh...


AHAHAHAHAHAHA...WAAH..MAZA AA GAYA YAAR... LADKI HOTA TOH CHUM LETA BHAI TUJHE...


kuch der baad jab chicken pura bhun gaya toh ek tukde ko mooh me daal uska pura swad lete hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne..

barbeque ready hone ke baad as thought hamesha ki tarah sabse pehla bite issi ne liya tha..

par NITS ke baad baaki sabne bhi chicken ka ek ek bite liya aur aisi hi kuch taarif un sabke mooh se bhi nikli thi..


RASHI-wakayi yaar..mooh me daalte hi piece jaise ghul sa jaa raha hai..mirch,namak aur sabhi spices jaise khud bata rahe hain ki kaun si chiz kitni daali hai..isse toh sach me jitna khaa lo kam hai...

brilliant yaar SANVY...

KHANAK-hmm...


RASHI ki baat par mai muskura bhar diya par tabhi rice jiske upar hi daal fry dala hua tha aur ek side me barbequed chicken ke kuch pieces the,ek plate mere aage ki KHANAK ne jispar usse aankhon hi aankhon me thanks bol le liya maine..

asal me dinner ka waqt bhi ho chala tha isiliye pura dinner yahin mangwa liya tha humne...


RASHI-teri mom ka call hai KHANAK...

KHANAK-rehne de...dinner ke baad laga lungi...

SAM-aunty ka call tere phone par...???

KHANAK-arre yaar,aaj morning floor par gir gaya tha mobile mera... screen pura damage ho gaya hai isiliye ghar par hi chhod diya maine usse...

RASHI-isiliye abhi mai iski,what does DUBEY SIR say,haan, sutradhar ban gayi hun...

NITS-dont you dare RASHI...only the mr the DUBEY can the talk like this...


"ZINDAGI NAA MILEGI DOBARA"movie ka dialogue chipkaya NITS ne jisme coincidentally subject of the line DUBEY SIR hi the...

isiliye sabhi has diye the uski baat sun....

anyways,yunhi chitchat aur mazak ke beech kab hamara dinner khatm ho gaya,pata hi nahi chala...


RASHI-SANVY,khaate waqt baat nahi karte naa tum...??

MAI-naa.. lip sink karta hun..

RASHI-matlab...

MAI-mooh chalta hai par awaaz nahi nikalti..

RASHI-hahaha..very funny...

aur tum bhi nahi,haina ANJALI...???

ANJALI-yup...

RASHI-chalo,in dono tom and jerry me kuch toh ek sa nikla...

ANJALI-now who's being funny...!!!

RASHI-me...

KHANAK-SANVY....!!!dara diya tumne...


apna dinner karne ke turant baad sabse thoda door jaa RASHI ke mobile se apni mom ko call kar unse baat karne lagi thi KHANAK aur uske phone rakhte hi jab woh palti toh ekdum se mujhe apne kareeb paa halka ghabra si gayi thi woh...


MAI-toh kya keh rahi thi aunty...thande paani se mooh dhokar sona... bure sapne nahi aayenge...!!!

KHANAK-bure sapne tab aayenge jab tum aane lage unme..

and you are not allowed in my dreams mr...

MAI-permission lekar naa sapne aate hain aur naa SANVY...aur rok tum hum dono ko hi nahi sakti...

KHANAK-aur agar rok lun toh..

MAI-sapne ke chakkar me neend bhi gayab ho jaayegi...aur khuli aankhon ke aage toh hum hain hi..

faayda kya hua phir...

KHANAK-neeji chizon me faayda nuksaan nahi dekhti mai...

MAI-dekhna bhi nahi chahiye...waise bhi kareeb ki chizon ko,logon ko sirf mehsoos kiya jaata hai..


KHANAK ke thoda aur paas aate hue kahi thi apni aakhri baat maine jispar saansein chadh gayi thi uski..


SAM-arre wahan kya kar rahe ho guyzzz..??come here,we are gonna play a game...


hum dono ke piche se aayi SAM ke is sudden pukaar ne jaise KHANAK ki thami hui saanson ko ek jump start de diya tha..

chehre par sharam ki laali liye woh turant mere baaju se hote hue group ki taraf badh gayi...


"khamoshi baat kar rahi thi ae dost,ye beech me tu kyun KEH GAYA...

tufaan bulaya tha, kambakht aate aate REH GAYA"....


khudse hi ki thi ye shayri maine jiske baad mai sabki taraf badh gaya..


MAI-toh bataiye bandhuwar..raatri bhoj ke pashchat apne khule hue gyan chakshayuon se kaun sa durlabh khel socha hai aapne..


KHANAK ke baad mai bhi pahuncha sab ke paas jahan is waqt sabhi self gender mode ke according aamne saamne baithe the...

ek taraf girls,aur unke saamne hum,boys...

wahin baiththe hue jo maine kaha,usse sun haste hue apne sir ko shake kiya SAM ne jiske baad...


SAM-FIRST BLINK...

MAI-with out without candle...!!!

SAM-abbe bina candle ke kya maza aayega...

RASHI-candle matlab...!!

KHANAK-first blink ka toh idea hai hume..do log aamne saamne baithenge aur ek dusre se eye staring karenge.. jisne pehle aankh jhapkayi, woh haar gaya...

SAM-yup,par normally ek dusre ki aankhon me dekhna, it's quite boring aur extra time bhi waste hota hai..

RAJAT-isiliye candles...ek two ways glass bowl ke beech candle jalaya jaata hai aur usse dono participants ke beech rakha jaata tha...

glasses ke andar hone ki wajah se candle ka dhuan moti layer ke through bahar aata hai aur sidhe dono ke faces par padta hai..

aankhon me irritation hone lagti hai aur isiliye palke jaldi jhapakti hain...

RASHI-wow yaar.. that's really interesting...

NAISHA-arre bada maza aata hai yaar...

SAM-par is baar thoda aur twist karenge game ko..kyunki girls sirf 4 hain aur boys 7 isiliye..

DEEPESH-guys mujhe count mat karo..

EKPREET-kyun.. khel na yaar,maza aayega...

DEEPESH-i know buddy par kya hai naa,maine lenses pehne hain aur dhuen se waise hi elergy hai mujhe isiliye sorry par participate nahi kar paaunga mai...

SAM-koi baat nahi yaar.. so equation abhi bhi odd hi hai..girls boys ka ratio alag hai isiliye i am thinking ki kyun naa hum sab ek circle banaye aur chaar candle bowls hum sabke beech me rakhe...

isse dhuen ka impact badh jaayega..total 10 log hain hum toh aakhir me jo do log jinki aankhein blink nahi hui hongi,they will be the winner...

RASHI-aur baaki pure 8 loosers..

SAM-nahi..jin do logon ki aankhein sabse pehle blink hongi,sirf woh honge loosers..

baaki 6 neutrals ho jaayenge..

and finally,woh dono winners un dono loosers se kuch bhi puch sakte hain,jinka un dono ko completely honest hokar jawab dena hoga...no lies...

NAISHA-kitne sawal...

SAM-woh winners decide karenge...

SAB-cool.. let's start then..


SAM jisne candle bowls ke liye pehle hi us dusre attendent ko bol diya tha,usse ishara kiya usne..

attendent bhi chaaron bowls ko ek tray me liye ready hi khada tha isiliye SAM ke ishara karte hi turant aaya woh hamare paas aur tray hume pakda wapas chala gaya..

filhal lit nahi the candles..un chaaron candles ko baari baari se jalaya SAM aur NITS ne aur un sabko ek dusre ke saath chipkate hue saath rakh diya..


SAM-ok guyzz..gather around..ek dusre se sat kar baithna hai hume...


jaisa SAM ne kaha,hum sabne kiya..ek dusre se lagkar baith chuke the hum sab jiske baad..


SAM-jisko aankhein blink karni hai,karlo abhi.. go bolte hi game on hai that means no blinking or else you are out...

bhai DEEPESH,dhyan dena zara.. koi blink kare toh turant naam le lena uska..

DEEPESH-sure man..

SAM-ready,steady,GO......


game shuru ho chuka tha jisse just pehle sabhi ne normally 2,3 ghanton me jitni blinking karte hain,utni ek baar me hi kar li thi..

par kaam zyada aayi nahi woh extra blinking kyunki chaar chaar candle bowl joki ek saath rakhe hue the,unse dhuan bhi ek merged flow ke saath kaafi maatra me bahar nikalne laga tha ..

aur jaise hi woh saara dhuan hum sabki aankhon me pada, aankhein jalne lagi hum sabki aur..

AHHHHH..SHIT....


ye ANJALI thi jisne sabse pehle apni aankhein blink ki thi jisse kuch hi seconds me follow kiya KHANAK ne..

1 minute ke andar hi ANJALI aur KHANAK ban chuke the is eye blink ke dono loosers...

anyways, loosers ke baad ab baari thi winners banane ke doud ki jiska safar bhi jald hi apne mukaam ke kareeb pahunchne laga tha..

KHANAK ke turant baad SONU ne,uske baad EKPREET phir RAJAT and then RASHI, NITS ne bhi apni apni eyes blink kar li thi..

7 log out ho chuke the aur bache the final three..SAM,NAISHA aur MAI...


ANJALI-common babes, you can do it...


ANJALI ki hi tarah RASHI aur KHANAK bhi NAISHA ko confidence dene lage the aur boys mere aur SAM, dono ke liye hi cheer kar rahe the par tabhi dhuen aur puri aankhon me bhar chuke aansu ko ek saath naa jhel paane ki wajah se SAM ne apni eye blink kar di..


ANJALI-yes...NAISHA,final two me hai tu...par don't feel content..is SANVY ko bhi harana hai tujhe...


ANJALI ki baat puri hui thi ki tabhi maine apni eye blink kar si thi jisse dekh...


ANJALI-yes...babes,jeet gayi tu..haar gaya ye looser...


khushi se khade hote hue NAISHA ke piche pahunch usse hug kar liya tha ANJALI ne aur is beech mujhe jeebh nikaalkar chidha bhi rahi thi woh..

baaki sab bhi NAISHA ko congrats kar rahe the par in sabke beech KHANAK mujhe hairangi se dekh rahi thi...

REASON..

usne saaf dekha tha ki bhale hi dhuen ki wajah se meri aankhen bhi bhar gayi thi par face mera pura calm tha jabki NAISHA ke face par taklif saaf dekhi jaa sakti thi..

woh apni palke jhapkane hi waali thi par maine pehle aankhein blink kar di aur woh bhi aise jaise khud hi give up kar diya ho maine...


NITS-toh bhai SANVY aur NAISHA ne jeeta hai ye blink competition aur ANJALI & KHANAK,aap dono loosers bane hain..

aur ab condition ke according SANVY aur NAISHA tum dono se sawal karenge jinka jawab tumhe sach me hi dena hoga...

ANJALI-mai is SANVY ke kisi sawal ka jawab nahi dungi...

RAJAT-arre ye kya baat hui..!!agar SANVY ne sawal kiya toh jawab tumhe dena hi hoga..

MAI-its ok..mai apna sawal KHANAK se puchunga...

NAISHA-aur ANJALI se mai...


ek shararati muskaan ke saath kahi thi ye baat NAISHA ne jisse dekh halki hadbada gayi ANJALI aur..


ANJALI-nahi nahi.. mujhse sawal SANVY karega...

NITS-oye paltu..bohot hua tera..NAISHA, sawal tu hi karegi is ANJALI se aur SANVY,tu iske baad puchiyo KHANAK se..

NAISHA-hmm.ok,so here's the deal..ANJALI,mai tujhse sirf ek sawal puchungi...


par jawab tujhe kisi sentence me nahi balki ek word me dena hai.. sirf ek word...par woh word made up ya jhuth nahi hona chahiye.. tujhe apni friendship ki kasam..

ANJALI-arre aise kaise...???


kasam waali baat par phir hadbada gayi thi ANJALI par kandhe uchka diye NAISHA ne jispar kuch seconds usse ghurti rahi woh lekin phir..


ANJALI-fine..puch jo puchna hai..

NAISHA-agar SANVY se tujhe abhi kuch bolna ho toh kya bolegi..

but sentence me nahi,as i said,just one word..

EKPREET-abbe ye kya puch liya tune..!!!

NITS-guess karo be sab,ek word me sabse sahi gaali kaun si hogi...!!!

RAJAT-gaali toh bohot si hai but gandi toh degi nahi ye..kuch sophisticated type hi bolegi...

NAISHA-shut up guyzzz.. you are on ANJALI...


ek baar phirse NAISHA ko dekh apni aankhein band ki ANJALI ne aur...


ANJALI-THANKS.....


ab tak smile kar raha tha mai par ANJALI ke jawab ko sun face halka gambhir hua mera par phir normal ho gaya.

par dusri taraf ANJALI ke mooh se THANKS shabd woh bhi mere liye hazam hi nahi hua kisiko..

NITS toh apne dono kaano me ungli daal saaf karne laga aur..


NITS-kya bola tune abhi... THANKS...aur woh bhi SANVY ko..bhaang toh nahi mila tha khaane me..

SAM-true yaar..babes,are you alright...

NAISHA-shut up guyzz..sawal sirf mai puch sakti thi ANJALI se jo maine puch liya aur usne imaandari se jawab de bhi diya...

so,that's it...SANVY, KHANAK,ab tumhari baari...

dhyan baaton ka rookh hamari taraf mod diya tha NAISHA ne...


KHANAK-easy puchna,please...


halka nervous hote hue kahi thi ye baat mujhe KHANAK ne jispar mukuraya mai aur...


MAI-lets make it interesting...

sawal ek nahi thode zyada puchunga mai but simple honge woh sab par saath me deep bhi..

agar subject genuine lage toh jawab sirf ek shabd me par puri imaandari se dena..

kar paaogi itna...waise ye challenge bhi hai aur request bhi...


mere sawal aur tark par kuch seconds dekhti rahi mujhe KHANAK jiske baad ek lambi saans chhod haan me halka sa sir hila diya usne....


MAI-


agar dhadkano me bas gaya KOI toh dil tumhara USSE kya de SAKEGA...??

KHANAK-DIWAANGI....

jazbaat agar kaabu se bahar ho toh dimaag usse kis chiz se DHAKEGA...??

KHANAK-BANDAGI....

ek ehsaas agar pure wajood ko dhak le toh dekhne waala usse kya KAHEGA...??

KHANAK-TISHNAGI....

jo kabhi ho gayi mohobbat tumhe toh daav par tumhara ishq USKE liye kya RAKHEGA...??

KHANAK-ZINDAGI.....











AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI.....











AAPKA APNA V...J...

beautiful update

 

[Suryaa]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SANVY AUR USKE SAARE DOST RESORT ME ENJOY KAR RAHE HAIN WAHIN DUSRI TARAF NAMITH NE SAM AND PARTY KO SABAK SIKHANE KE LIYE RESORT ME DEEPESH KO BHEJA HUA HAI..

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-19


THE MAX FUN RESORT...
(A CHANDER'S PARADISE)





"GIVE ME SOME SUNSHINE,GIVE ME SOME RAIN"..

"GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE,I WANNA GROW UP ONCE AGAIN"...


guitar ki base tune ke saath three idiots movie ke song "SAARI UMR HUM,MAR MAR KE JEE LIYE"ke main punching lines ko high pitch par gaa raha tha DEEPESH..

shaam dhal chuki thi...is waqt hum barbeque garden me born fire jalakar baithe the..

din bhar huddang machane ke baad sabhi friends is hari bhari garden me sukoon ke saath ek dusre ke aas paas baithe hue the...

ANJALI apne BF SAM ke pehlu me thi,NAISHA RAJAT ke,un dono ke hi kareeb baithi thi KHANAK aur baaki sab us born fire ke ird gird ek ghera sa banaye baithe the...

jaisa ki DEEPESH ne bola tha, lunch ke baad join kar liya tha usne hume aur is pure waqt woh hamare saath hi bana raha tha..

sabse bonding bhi kaafi achi ho chali thi uski..

is beech KHANAK se sabko uske talent, singing aur guitar playing ke baare me pata chala aur isiliye,sabke insist karne par woh SAM ke through mangwaye guitar ko play karte hue sabko gaana suna raha tha...

anyways,song me un english lines ko repeat karte hue us gaane ko khatm kiya DEEPESH ne jiske baad ussike paas baithe sabhi ne clap karte hue uske singing aur guitar playing talent ki taarif ki jispar guitar side me rakh muskurate hue abhivadan diya usne...


KHANAK-arre DEEPESH...uncle aunty kahan hai..??itni der se saath hai tu hamare,unhe fikr ho rahi hogi...

DEEPESH-mom dad toh lunch ke baad hi nikal gaye the..maine ek din extra rookne ka insist kiya toh maan gaye dono..

ab vacations ki last second shaam hai jo mai apne ghar ke bedroom me nahi bitana chahta...

RASHI-true yaar.. vacations bhi itni jaldi khatm ho gaye ki pata hi nahi chala..

aisa lag raha hai jaise abhi abhi toh chuttiyan shuru hui thi aur ab khatm hone ko hain..

NAISHA-haan yaar.. parso se phir jaldi utho, ready ho, school jaao, assignments pure karo..wahi ghisa peeta routine wapas shuru ho jaayega...

ANJALI-aur absent ho jaao toh teacher ki dhamki... attendence puri nahi hui toh exam me baithne ko nahi milega..

NITS-tum padhayi se bhaagne waale students ko toh kitni hi chuttiyan mil jaaye,kam hi lagega naa...

mujhse toh school khulne ka wait bhi nahi ho raha...


apne aap me goom sa hote hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar DEEPESH ko chhod sabhi usse ghoorne lag gaye..


SONU-ssaale,sschool kke lliye exccitement hai wwoh bhi ttujhe..!!!

ddopahar kko rone jjaisi shakal bbanakar nbol raha tha kki kkaash hhar hafte bbas ssunday kko hi sschool llagti aur bbaaki ddin cchutti hote..

saale ppaltu...


SONU ki baat par khise nipor diya NITS ne jispar sabhi muskurane lage..


DEEPESH-yaar SAM...tum bhi kuch sunao..


ye bol guitar uski taraf badhaya DEEPESH ne jispar..


NITS-bhai abhi yeh sab rehene do yaar...pehle thoda murga chakh len,uske baad baaki sab..

EKPREET-abbe thodi der pehle hi toh tacos,burger sab pela hai tune...

NITS-abbe usse bhi kabhi pet bharta hai kya..time paas tha woh sab,bas...

SONU-sach bol naa be...yaar barbeque agar SANVY karne waala ho toh ye kamina kuch bhi kyun naa khaya ho,iski bhookh badh hi jaati hai...

NAISHA-well ye GALATH bhi nahi hai..i mean jab baat BARBECUED CHICKEN ki ho toh
SANVY is like an official chef..

gazab taste hota hai uske banaye chicken pieces ka...

RASHI-really...!!!

RAJAT-khud taste karkar dekh lena...

NITS-taste toh tab karenge jab woh banayega...aur banayega tab jab idhar aayega..

kameena aaya bhi nahi ab tak...

ANJALI-lo,naam liya aur shaitan haazir..


second attendent ke saath mujhe aata dekh kahi ye baat ANJALI ne...

mere hathon me ek bade se patile jaisa bartan tha jisme marinated chicken the..

wahin attendent ke haathon me bhi ek bada sa bartan tha jisme raw vegs the,salad ke liye...

NITS-saale,ek do ghante aur der se aana tha...

MAI-pehle maine bhi yahi socha tha..

perfect taste ke liye overnight ya phir kamsekam 6 ghanton ki marination zaroori hoti hai par teri bhukmarri jaanta tha mai isiliye pehle hi le aaya..

ATTENDENT-sorry sir..maine inhe kaha tha ki mai sab lekar aa jaunga par ye nahi maane..

chicken pot mere haathon me ki wajah se us attendent ko laga ki shayad SAM naaraz hoga isiliye pehle hi apni safayi joki sahi bhi thi,de di usne jispar..


SAM-i know brother..ye aisa hi hai..agar ye kuch pakata hai toh us dish ki taiyari se lekar har chiz khudhi karta hai..

tabhi toh afternoon aapke saath jaakar chicken marinate bhi khud hi kiya tha isne...

NITS-tabhi toh taste bhi ek tarfa hota hai bhai...bhai,ab banana start kar de yaar..bhayanak bhool lagi hai.. pel ke khaaunga aaj toh...

MAI-ee,isko door rakho re... nahi toh har skewer ke pake piece kheench lega ye...

RASHI-arre toh khaane do naa.kitna hi khaa lega..

SONU-ppura...

RASHI-really... quantity kitni hai..??

ATTENDENT-2 KG ma'am..

RASHI-2 kg akela thodi naa khaa paayega yaar..

RAJAT-taste karne ke baad bolna ye...

bhai SANVY,shuru ho jaa yaar..ab toh mujhe bhi bhook lagne lagi hai..

chal,mai help karta hun teri..

MAI-kuch karne ki zaroorat naa hai..main kaam toh marination ka hi tha,ho gaya hai..

chill karo tum sab... banata hun mai..


chicken aur salad dono ke pots ko barbeque electric-charcoal grill ke paas table par rakhte hue kahi thi maine ye baat..

pehle se hi garden me planted is barbeque electric charcoal grill ki khaasiyat ye thi ki isme chicken ya koi bhi barbeque karne waali dish electrical aur charcoal heat, dono par hi banayi jaa sakti thi..

grill ke just aage jo table bana hua tha usme vegetable aur baaki chizon ki cutting wagairah araam se ho sakti thi...

dono pots wahan rakhne ke baad salad waale pot ko kheencha maine apni taraf aur saath hi rakhi knife utha li..

par is beech jahan ek taraf mere baaki dost jinke liye ye sab purana tha,woh apne gossip me lag gaye wahin dusri taraf KHANAK aur RASHI pahunche mere paas aur marinated chicken ke pot ke dhakkan ko hata usse dekhne lage...

har medium piece chicken ke centre par sateek cheere lage hue the aur is waqt bina pake hone ke baawjud bhi unme se ek bohot achi aur rare khushbu nikal kar bahar aa rahi thi jisse saaf smell kar paa rahe the woh dono aur isiliye..


KHANAK-kaafi different smell aa rahi hai is marinated chicken se,haina...!!!

RASHI-yaa...marinated chicken se pehle kabhi itna strong assence feel nahi kiya hai maine..

hey SANVY,wow....


apni baat bolte bolte hi RASHI aur uske saath jab KHANAK ki nazar mujhpar gayi toh nikli ye taarif RASHI ke mooh se...

REASON...

kisi professional chef ki taraf badi tezi aur safayi se onions ko patle gol akaar dete hue kaat raha tha mai...

aur dekhte hi dekhte 2 minute ke andar hi 6 onions ko bilkul ek se size me kaat daale the maine..


RASHI-brilliant yaar SANVY.. in future,you can be a great chef...

MAI-hahaha.. cooking sirf shouk hai yaar,isse shouk hi rehne do...MAA ke liye, khudke liye aur friend's ke liye kabhi kabhi cook karna acha lagta hai, that's it...

KHANAK-haan aur un ladko se girl's bhi kaafi impress hoti hain jo cooking achi kar lete hain, right...!!!

RASHI-ye toh hai..toh bataiye MR SANVY,ab tak kitni ladkiyon ko flat kar chuke hain aap apne cooking skills se...


ek halka sa taana tha KHANAK ki baat me jispar mere kuch bolne ae pehle RASHI ne us sawal ko thoda aur specific kar diya tha..


MAI-sirf ek...par woh ek bhi aisi hai jaisi naa is duniya me koi hai aur naa kabhi hogi...

KHANAK-kaun hai woh...???


turant pucha tha ye sawal KHANAK ne jispar muskurate hue..


MAI-meri MAA...the most beautiful women to walk on this planet...

mujhse zyada woh sirf tabhi kuch khaati hain jab woh kuch maine banaya hota hai...

aur wahi mera best reward bhi hota hai..


mere jawab ko sun smile naach uthi thi KHANAK aur RASHI ke faces par jiske baad...


KHANAK-bohot close ho naa tum aur tumhari mom..

MAI-close...!!!hum dono toh ek hi hain...mere liye unka dil dhadakta hai,unke liye meri saansein chalti hain..

RASHI-thats the best thing i have ever heard about a mom son relationship SANVY...


RASHI ki baat par mai bas muskura bhar diya jiske baad..


KHANAK-wow...itne se waqt me pura salad kaat bhi liya tumne...

onion ke baad,kheera,gaajar aur muli bhi kaat chuka tha mai...

nimbu ke bhi 6 slices uske hard parath se alag kar plate me rakh diye the maine..

badi size ki 6 hari mirch pieces bhi laaya tha mai jinhe beech se cheera maar diya tha maine..

MAI-yup....SONU...

SONU-hhaan...

MAI-bhaiya,ye chicken pieces ko skewers me daal dijiye..aur grill bhi on kar dijiye..

woh STTENDENT jokihum sabke paas hi khada tha,meri baat sun turant aage aaya aur chicken pot utha grill ki taraf badh gaya..


is beech SONU bhi aa chuka tha mere paas aaya jiske baad...


MAI-chaar nimbu bas..do rehne diyo...

SONU-gun powder...!!

MAI-abbe woh kya side me rakha hai...

RASHI-gun powder...!!!

SONU-hahaha..yye,isse bbolte hhain ggun ppowder..


ek choti si pudiya jo SONU ke hi paas table ke left side rakhi thi,usse kholte hue bola usne..

wahin jaise hi woh pudiya khuli,uske andar ki tez mehek turant hawa me faile gayi jisse smell kar..


RASHI-arre,yahi toh hai woh alag smell jo chicken se aa rahi thi..raw thodi alag hai aur kaafi strong bhi..

SONU-hhaan,sstrong bbhi hai aur aisse hhi cchakh llo ttoh mmirchi se ttez jjeebh jjalati hhai yye jeebh...


RASHI-par naam itna weird kyun..???gun powder...!!!

MAI-bohot se naam hai iske...garibparwar bhi bolte hain isse,milagpodi bhi ek naam hai iska.

karnataka me idli ki khaas chutney me daala jaata hai ye isiliye isse idli podi ki pehchaan se jaante hain wahan...chamanpoddi..thats also a name....

gunpowder.iska ye naamkaran angrezo ne kiya tha...

KHANAK-aur tum sabko bhi bas yahi naam bhaaya...kyun..!!!

SONU-arre ccool llagta hhai yye nnaam...


ab tak neembu pure nichod chuka tha SONU aur uske upar gunpowder bhi acche se chhidak chuka tha woh..

jiske baad baari thi saare salad ko mix karne ki isiliye paas hi rakhe poly gloves pehenane ke liye uthane laga woh..


KHANAK-laao,ye mai kar deti hun...

MAI-aap rehne dijiye madam...waise bhi pair me moch aayi hai aapke...zyada movement se pain aur strain dono badh jaayega.


lunch ke baad slides me masti karte waqt KHANAK ke pair ki right edi twist ho gayi thi..

SAM lekar gaya tha usse RESORT ke medical room..

tabse ab tak sabne uske moch ke baare me puch liya tha siway mere isiliye itni der se meri har baat par ek taana diya tha usne mujhe..

anyways,kuch hi der me grill ke andar dehekta koyla ekdum sahi temperature me heat paas kar raha tha aur saath hi saath us second attendent ne saare chicken pieces ko skewers me pierce bhi kar diya tha..

isiliye grill ke saamne baith ek ek kar kul 6 skewers ko uspar chadha diya tha maine..

medium aanch par pakna tha chicken jisme thoda time toh lagna hi tha isiliye kulle tika araam se baith chuka tha mai..

wahin SAM jo DEEPESH ke baad ek beautiful romantic track ko guitar me play kar raha tha,uska gaana khatm ho chuka tha jiske baad usne guitar ek baar phirse DEEPESH ko pakda diya tha..


DEEPESH-SANVY,why don't you play something...!!!

ANJALI-ye aur guitar..manjira na baje isse theek se...

MAI-ye baat toh sahi hai...manjira bajane ka sahi technique sirf ANJALI ko maalum hai...

moholle moholle ghum ghum kar manjira bajane ka saalon ka experience hai iska...

ANJALI-SANVY..agar ek bhi bakwas ki naa toh mooh tod dungi tera..

MAI-haan aur mere haath me dahi jama hai..nai... aur tere kaano ko bas meri baatein hi sunayi deti hai kya..??

khudka kochakna block kar deta hai kya tera kaan...

SAB-aree chup ho jaao yaar...kabhi toh ek dusre ko pinch karna band karo...


jahan sabki baat par ANJALI ka mooh ban gaya,mai wapas ghoom skewers paltane laga wahin jo ANJALI ne mere baare me kaha tha,usse sun khudse...


DEEPESH-ye SANVY toh pura looser hai..slides me bhi fattu ban raha tha,play zone me bhi har game haara isne aur yahan bhi wahi haal...

bas bawarchigiri aur mooh chodi karni aati hai isse...

aur aise chutiye se guard rakhne ko bol raha tha mujhe NAMITH..saale ka dimag hi kharab ho gaya hai...

aur ye sab idiots yahan enjoy kar rahe hain..in sabko toh andaza hi nahi ki kal in sabki gaand chudne waali hai...

NITS-kaha kho gaya bhai...???suna kuch...!!!


apne aap se baat karte DEEPESH ko wapas present me laaya NITS jiske baad muskurate hue"paani da rang vekh ke" song play kar gaane laga woh...


AHAHAHAHAHAHA...WAAH..MAZA AA GAYA YAAR... LADKI HOTA TOH CHUM LETA BHAI TUJHE...


kuch der baad jab chicken pura bhun gaya toh ek tukde ko mooh me daal uska pura swad lete hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne..

barbeque ready hone ke baad as thought hamesha ki tarah sabse pehla bite issi ne liya tha..

par NITS ke baad baaki sabne bhi chicken ka ek ek bite liya aur aisi hi kuch taarif un sabke mooh se bhi nikli thi..


RASHI-wakayi yaar..mooh me daalte hi piece jaise ghul sa jaa raha hai..mirch,namak aur sabhi spices jaise khud bata rahe hain ki kaun si chiz kitni daali hai..isse toh sach me jitna khaa lo kam hai...

brilliant yaar SANVY...

KHANAK-hmm...


RASHI ki baat par mai muskura bhar diya par tabhi rice jiske upar hi daal fry dala hua tha aur ek side me barbequed chicken ke kuch pieces the,ek plate mere aage ki KHANAK ne jispar usse aankhon hi aankhon me thanks bol le liya maine..

asal me dinner ka waqt bhi ho chala tha isiliye pura dinner yahin mangwa liya tha humne...


RASHI-teri mom ka call hai KHANAK...

KHANAK-rehne de...dinner ke baad laga lungi...

SAM-aunty ka call tere phone par...???

KHANAK-arre yaar,aaj morning floor par gir gaya tha mobile mera... screen pura damage ho gaya hai isiliye ghar par hi chhod diya maine usse...

RASHI-isiliye abhi mai iski,what does DUBEY SIR say,haan, sutradhar ban gayi hun...

NITS-dont you dare RASHI...only the mr the DUBEY can the talk like this...


"ZINDAGI NAA MILEGI DOBARA"movie ka dialogue chipkaya NITS ne jisme coincidentally subject of the line DUBEY SIR hi the...

isiliye sabhi has diye the uski baat sun....

anyways,yunhi chitchat aur mazak ke beech kab hamara dinner khatm ho gaya,pata hi nahi chala...


RASHI-SANVY,khaate waqt baat nahi karte naa tum...??

MAI-naa.. lip sink karta hun..

RASHI-matlab...

MAI-mooh chalta hai par awaaz nahi nikalti..

RASHI-hahaha..very funny...

aur tum bhi nahi,haina ANJALI...???

ANJALI-yup...

RASHI-chalo,in dono tom and jerry me kuch toh ek sa nikla...

ANJALI-now who's being funny...!!!

RASHI-me...

KHANAK-SANVY....!!!dara diya tumne...


apna dinner karne ke turant baad sabse thoda door jaa RASHI ke mobile se apni mom ko call kar unse baat karne lagi thi KHANAK aur uske phone rakhte hi jab woh palti toh ekdum se mujhe apne kareeb paa halka ghabra si gayi thi woh...


MAI-toh kya keh rahi thi aunty...thande paani se mooh dhokar sona... bure sapne nahi aayenge...!!!

KHANAK-bure sapne tab aayenge jab tum aane lage unme..

and you are not allowed in my dreams mr...

MAI-permission lekar naa sapne aate hain aur naa SANVY...aur rok tum hum dono ko hi nahi sakti...

KHANAK-aur agar rok lun toh..

MAI-sapne ke chakkar me neend bhi gayab ho jaayegi...aur khuli aankhon ke aage toh hum hain hi..

faayda kya hua phir...

KHANAK-neeji chizon me faayda nuksaan nahi dekhti mai...

MAI-dekhna bhi nahi chahiye...waise bhi kareeb ki chizon ko,logon ko sirf mehsoos kiya jaata hai..


KHANAK ke thoda aur paas aate hue kahi thi apni aakhri baat maine jispar saansein chadh gayi thi uski..


SAM-arre wahan kya kar rahe ho guyzzz..??come here,we are gonna play a game...


hum dono ke piche se aayi SAM ke is sudden pukaar ne jaise KHANAK ki thami hui saanson ko ek jump start de diya tha..

chehre par sharam ki laali liye woh turant mere baaju se hote hue group ki taraf badh gayi...


"khamoshi baat kar rahi thi ae dost,ye beech me tu kyun KEH GAYA...

tufaan bulaya tha, kambakht aate aate REH GAYA"....


khudse hi ki thi ye shayri maine jiske baad mai sabki taraf badh gaya..


MAI-toh bataiye bandhuwar..raatri bhoj ke pashchat apne khule hue gyan chakshayuon se kaun sa durlabh khel socha hai aapne..


KHANAK ke baad mai bhi pahuncha sab ke paas jahan is waqt sabhi self gender mode ke according aamne saamne baithe the...

ek taraf girls,aur unke saamne hum,boys...

wahin baiththe hue jo maine kaha,usse sun haste hue apne sir ko shake kiya SAM ne jiske baad...


SAM-FIRST BLINK...

MAI-with out without candle...!!!

SAM-abbe bina candle ke kya maza aayega...

RASHI-candle matlab...!!

KHANAK-first blink ka toh idea hai hume..do log aamne saamne baithenge aur ek dusre se eye staring karenge.. jisne pehle aankh jhapkayi, woh haar gaya...

SAM-yup,par normally ek dusre ki aankhon me dekhna, it's quite boring aur extra time bhi waste hota hai..

RAJAT-isiliye candles...ek two ways glass bowl ke beech candle jalaya jaata hai aur usse dono participants ke beech rakha jaata tha...

glasses ke andar hone ki wajah se candle ka dhuan moti layer ke through bahar aata hai aur sidhe dono ke faces par padta hai..

aankhon me irritation hone lagti hai aur isiliye palke jaldi jhapakti hain...

RASHI-wow yaar.. that's really interesting...

NAISHA-arre bada maza aata hai yaar...

SAM-par is baar thoda aur twist karenge game ko..kyunki girls sirf 4 hain aur boys 7 isiliye..

DEEPESH-guys mujhe count mat karo..

EKPREET-kyun.. khel na yaar,maza aayega...

DEEPESH-i know buddy par kya hai naa,maine lenses pehne hain aur dhuen se waise hi elergy hai mujhe isiliye sorry par participate nahi kar paaunga mai...

SAM-koi baat nahi yaar.. so equation abhi bhi odd hi hai..girls boys ka ratio alag hai isiliye i am thinking ki kyun naa hum sab ek circle banaye aur chaar candle bowls hum sabke beech me rakhe...

isse dhuen ka impact badh jaayega..total 10 log hain hum toh aakhir me jo do log jinki aankhein blink nahi hui hongi,they will be the winner...

RASHI-aur baaki pure 8 loosers..

SAM-nahi..jin do logon ki aankhein sabse pehle blink hongi,sirf woh honge loosers..

baaki 6 neutrals ho jaayenge..

and finally,woh dono winners un dono loosers se kuch bhi puch sakte hain,jinka un dono ko completely honest hokar jawab dena hoga...no lies...

NAISHA-kitne sawal...

SAM-woh winners decide karenge...

SAB-cool.. let's start then..


SAM jisne candle bowls ke liye pehle hi us dusre attendent ko bol diya tha,usse ishara kiya usne..

attendent bhi chaaron bowls ko ek tray me liye ready hi khada tha isiliye SAM ke ishara karte hi turant aaya woh hamare paas aur tray hume pakda wapas chala gaya..

filhal lit nahi the candles..un chaaron candles ko baari baari se jalaya SAM aur NITS ne aur un sabko ek dusre ke saath chipkate hue saath rakh diya..


SAM-ok guyzz..gather around..ek dusre se sat kar baithna hai hume...


jaisa SAM ne kaha,hum sabne kiya..ek dusre se lagkar baith chuke the hum sab jiske baad..


SAM-jisko aankhein blink karni hai,karlo abhi.. go bolte hi game on hai that means no blinking or else you are out...

bhai DEEPESH,dhyan dena zara.. koi blink kare toh turant naam le lena uska..

DEEPESH-sure man..

SAM-ready,steady,GO......


game shuru ho chuka tha jisse just pehle sabhi ne normally 2,3 ghanton me jitni blinking karte hain,utni ek baar me hi kar li thi..

par kaam zyada aayi nahi woh extra blinking kyunki chaar chaar candle bowl joki ek saath rakhe hue the,unse dhuan bhi ek merged flow ke saath kaafi maatra me bahar nikalne laga tha ..

aur jaise hi woh saara dhuan hum sabki aankhon me pada, aankhein jalne lagi hum sabki aur..

AHHHHH..SHIT....


ye ANJALI thi jisne sabse pehle apni aankhein blink ki thi jisse kuch hi seconds me follow kiya KHANAK ne..

1 minute ke andar hi ANJALI aur KHANAK ban chuke the is eye blink ke dono loosers...

anyways, loosers ke baad ab baari thi winners banane ke doud ki jiska safar bhi jald hi apne mukaam ke kareeb pahunchne laga tha..

KHANAK ke turant baad SONU ne,uske baad EKPREET phir RAJAT and then RASHI, NITS ne bhi apni apni eyes blink kar li thi..

7 log out ho chuke the aur bache the final three..SAM,NAISHA aur MAI...


ANJALI-common babes, you can do it...


ANJALI ki hi tarah RASHI aur KHANAK bhi NAISHA ko confidence dene lage the aur boys mere aur SAM, dono ke liye hi cheer kar rahe the par tabhi dhuen aur puri aankhon me bhar chuke aansu ko ek saath naa jhel paane ki wajah se SAM ne apni eye blink kar di..


ANJALI-yes...NAISHA,final two me hai tu...par don't feel content..is SANVY ko bhi harana hai tujhe...


ANJALI ki baat puri hui thi ki tabhi maine apni eye blink kar si thi jisse dekh...


ANJALI-yes...babes,jeet gayi tu..haar gaya ye looser...


khushi se khade hote hue NAISHA ke piche pahunch usse hug kar liya tha ANJALI ne aur is beech mujhe jeebh nikaalkar chidha bhi rahi thi woh..

baaki sab bhi NAISHA ko congrats kar rahe the par in sabke beech KHANAK mujhe hairangi se dekh rahi thi...

REASON..

usne saaf dekha tha ki bhale hi dhuen ki wajah se meri aankhen bhi bhar gayi thi par face mera pura calm tha jabki NAISHA ke face par taklif saaf dekhi jaa sakti thi..

woh apni palke jhapkane hi waali thi par maine pehle aankhein blink kar di aur woh bhi aise jaise khud hi give up kar diya ho maine...


NITS-toh bhai SANVY aur NAISHA ne jeeta hai ye blink competition aur ANJALI & KHANAK,aap dono loosers bane hain..

aur ab condition ke according SANVY aur NAISHA tum dono se sawal karenge jinka jawab tumhe sach me hi dena hoga...

ANJALI-mai is SANVY ke kisi sawal ka jawab nahi dungi...

RAJAT-arre ye kya baat hui..!!agar SANVY ne sawal kiya toh jawab tumhe dena hi hoga..

MAI-its ok..mai apna sawal KHANAK se puchunga...

NAISHA-aur ANJALI se mai...


ek shararati muskaan ke saath kahi thi ye baat NAISHA ne jisse dekh halki hadbada gayi ANJALI aur..


ANJALI-nahi nahi.. mujhse sawal SANVY karega...

NITS-oye paltu..bohot hua tera..NAISHA, sawal tu hi karegi is ANJALI se aur SANVY,tu iske baad puchiyo KHANAK se..

NAISHA-hmm.ok,so here's the deal..ANJALI,mai tujhse sirf ek sawal puchungi...


par jawab tujhe kisi sentence me nahi balki ek word me dena hai.. sirf ek word...par woh word made up ya jhuth nahi hona chahiye.. tujhe apni friendship ki kasam..

ANJALI-arre aise kaise...???


kasam waali baat par phir hadbada gayi thi ANJALI par kandhe uchka diye NAISHA ne jispar kuch seconds usse ghurti rahi woh lekin phir..


ANJALI-fine..puch jo puchna hai..

NAISHA-agar SANVY se tujhe abhi kuch bolna ho toh kya bolegi..

but sentence me nahi,as i said,just one word..

EKPREET-abbe ye kya puch liya tune..!!!

NITS-guess karo be sab,ek word me sabse sahi gaali kaun si hogi...!!!

RAJAT-gaali toh bohot si hai but gandi toh degi nahi ye..kuch sophisticated type hi bolegi...

NAISHA-shut up guyzzz.. you are on ANJALI...


ek baar phirse NAISHA ko dekh apni aankhein band ki ANJALI ne aur...


ANJALI-THANKS.....


ab tak smile kar raha tha mai par ANJALI ke jawab ko sun face halka gambhir hua mera par phir normal ho gaya.

par dusri taraf ANJALI ke mooh se THANKS shabd woh bhi mere liye hazam hi nahi hua kisiko..

NITS toh apne dono kaano me ungli daal saaf karne laga aur..


NITS-kya bola tune abhi... THANKS...aur woh bhi SANVY ko..bhaang toh nahi mila tha khaane me..

SAM-true yaar..babes,are you alright...

NAISHA-shut up guyzz..sawal sirf mai puch sakti thi ANJALI se jo maine puch liya aur usne imaandari se jawab de bhi diya...

so,that's it...SANVY, KHANAK,ab tumhari baari...

dhyan baaton ka rookh hamari taraf mod diya tha NAISHA ne...


KHANAK-easy puchna,please...


halka nervous hote hue kahi thi ye baat mujhe KHANAK ne jispar mukuraya mai aur...


MAI-lets make it interesting...

sawal ek nahi thode zyada puchunga mai but simple honge woh sab par saath me deep bhi..

agar subject genuine lage toh jawab sirf ek shabd me par puri imaandari se dena..

kar paaogi itna...waise ye challenge bhi hai aur request bhi...


mere sawal aur tark par kuch seconds dekhti rahi mujhe KHANAK jiske baad ek lambi saans chhod haan me halka sa sir hila diya usne....


MAI-


agar dhadkano me bas gaya KOI toh dil tumhara USSE kya de SAKEGA...??

KHANAK-DIWAANGI....

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KHANAK-BANDAGI....

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KHANAK-TISHNAGI....

jo kabhi ho gayi mohobbat tumhe toh daav par tumhara ishq USKE liye kya RAKHEGA...??

KHANAK-ZINDAGI.....











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[Vickyabhi]

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