Thriller GaLaTH...(THE WRONG THAT MADE EVERYTHING RIGHT)

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Awesome mind-blowing fabulous marvelous superb shandar update Bhai kya yar six ki Harish Kar Di loundo ne last time aisa lga ki sala khi sanvi ki team har na Jaye lar end time jeet hi gye superb

Very nice update bhai maza aa gya ab dekhte hai ki aage kya hota hai

Jabardust update Bhai

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bhai aisa laga ki purane jamane me jab tv nahi hoti thi tab vividh bharti redio station se commentry sun raha hu

Superb update..

Superb update bhai
Ab apna hero SANVY aa gya he to sabko itna palega itna pelega ki sabki Gand suj jaegi Or khas kr Alok ki.. Use bi aaj pata chalega baap se panga lene se Gand hi lal hoti he....
Forgive my language

Ab maja aayega
Apna time aayega

Bhai Bhai Bhai
Akhir vahi hua jo hona itni Gand sutai hui fir bi akal nhi aayi akhir me dialouge baji vo bi apne hero ke samne karega to jawab to milega hi apne hero ki taraf se...
Maja aa gya bhai....
Awesomeeeee

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Maja aa gaya

super duper hit

Awesome fabulous update
Reality ki tarah tha ye cricket update
Keep posting

Super awesome fantastic update bhai maza aa gya

beta bhi pura baap par gaya hai
jabardast update bhai

we won...​

Nice update

Excellent, marvelous , Dil garden garden ho Gaya.

Bahut hi romanchak batting thi Sanvi ki, rohan aur alok ki to faad ke rakh di ,aur apne dost ki hue deijyati ka badala le liya launde na, wakai jabarjast, mind blowing.

Ye baat sahi ho sakti hai ki aap cricket par pahli baar update details ke sath diya ho par ek baat aur bhi hai jo hum sabse chhupi nahi hai wo ye ki, aap bhi cricket ke diwane hi ho, aur ye baat IPL ke samay hum sabne dekha hai

DHARSHAK DEEWAANE HO GY
Bohat Shaandaar Update bro

yun to mujhe cricket suru se pasand nai thi bahut boring hota tha mere liye lekin aapki likhe hue is khel ne mera dil jeet liya ab is jada tareef kya karun..awesome update vj4u bhai ji

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Wah wah pehli bar cricket m movie jesa maja aa rha h sb kitna clear h esa lgta samne hi ho rha h

Ab bati sanvy ki lgta anjali ka muh band krne ki or apne frnds ki izzat ko bnane k liye sanvy ka ek or socking roop aane wala h



Waiting

Kya match dikhaya.।।।।। India-pakistan ka.। Ek dum dhasu tha. Launda chhupa rustam hai. Ye ladka jo apne baap se rusth hai ki unhone apne dost ko bachane ke liye khud ki jaan or apne pariwar ki parwah nhi ki. To ye kya kar raha hai ye bhi to apne dosto ke liye jaan ki bazi laga deta hai. Khair aage dekhte hai

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Wah wah wah bro nits or sanvy kya kamaal ki betting ki h aaj sanvy ne faad dala yr 6 ki bochhar ho gyi thi

Kutto ki puchh jese sidi nhi hoti vese hi y rohan or alok h kb nhi sudhr skte


dhun koi bhi baja lo,gaana hum apne hissab se GAATE HAIN...

maarte hum baad me hain,tum jaiso ko hum pehle BHAGAATE HAIN...

taalab me tairte ho tum aur hum samandar me,yaad rahe...

talaab ke tairak aksar SAMANDAR me DOOB JAATE HAIN...

Wah wah wah super in lines k liye kya kahu har bar super se upr lgti h



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Shandar update bhai...

Awsm update bro ... Nd congratulations for 100 pages

EXTRAORDINARY BRILLIANT STORY BOSS

YOU ARE MY ONE OF FAVORITE WRITER

KEEP GOING

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Jaandaar update sahib
Alok to bhej diya bhai ne shalok knthasth karne aur Rohan to muh chhupata fir raha hai apne badbolepan ki vajah se
Charli v das sir ko do anokhe khiladi mil gaye sirius ke liye

thanks brothers...be along...

 

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI NITS AUR SANVY KI SHAANDAR BALLEBAAZI KI MADAD SE SAM KI TEAM ROHAN KI TEAM KO HARA DETI HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-15



30TH APRIL 2019



CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SANEEL'S RESIDENCE





MY,MY...AAJ TOH MERE DONO BACCHE KUCH ZYADA HI HANDSOME LAG RAHE HAIN..

WHAT'S THE OCCASION...!!!DOUBLE DATES PAR JAA RAHE HO KYA...???


SONU aur NITS ke ghar me aate hi puchi ye baat MAA ne..

BLACK SHIRT jisse kaafi ache se tuck in kiya tha apke wrangler blue JEANS me SONU ne aur kuch waise hi WHITE SHIRT ke saath blue jeans me tha NITS..

baal bhi dono ke aaj kuch zyada hi kareene se saje the maano jel ka lep lagaya ho unpar..

deo ke saath apni apni shirt par halka halka perfume bhi chhidka tha dono mahanubhavon ne..

shoes bhi brown aur black pointed pehne the aur jo kabhi nahi karte the dono, haath me watch bhi baandhi thi loundo ne..

ab unhe aisa chakachak ready hokar toh kahin jaate rare hi dekha tha kabhi MAA ne isiliye date waali baat par chedha unhone dono ko jispar..


SONU-isska ttoh ppata nnahi aunty ppar mmera aur ddate ka kkoi rrelation nnahi bban ssakta kkabhi...

NITS-hau,,aur kabhi banana bhi mat..kyunki tere chaar sentence bolne tak toh date ki timing hi khatm ho jaayegi..

MAA-NITTU.. GALATH baat...kabhi bhi kisike genuine problems ka mazak nahi udaate..

maana besty ho tum dono par phir bhi, it's not good...

SONU-itts ok aunty...mmujhe iskke aur SANVY kke mmazak ppar tthoda bbhi bbura nnahi llagta...

wwaise bbhi,inkki jjagah kkoi aur mmere sttamering kka mmazak uddaye ttoh ye ddono hhi uskki haallath kkharab kkar ddete hhain..


MAA ki baat dun sorry bolne jaa raha tha NITS par SONU ne jo kaha,joki sach bhi tha,usse sun bas muskura utha woh..

wahin smile toh MAA ke face par bhi thi jiske baad..


MAA-aisa hona bhi chahiye..agar kabhi teri problem me tere saath,infact tere aage nahi khade hue ye toh mujhe batana..

taange tod dungi in dono ke...waise ab bataoge ki itna ready hokar jaa kahan rahe ho..???

SONU-SANVY nne nnahi bbataya aapko..??? humare ppure ggroup kko KKHANAK nne apne gghar ppar ddinner mme bbulaya hai...

MAA-really.. that's good...

NITS-kya good aunty.. dinner timing 7 pm ki rakhi hai usne..batao bhala,itni jaldi koi dinner karta hai kya..??

mujhe toh aisa feel ho raha hai jaise snacks khaane jaa rahe hain...

MAA-hahaha..ye KHANAK ke dad army man hain..??

NITS-jee aunty.. aur woh bhi LIEUTENANT GENERAL...

MAA-toh beta,unki dinner timing toh aisi hi hoti hai..

and they are very very punctual too..time se pehle pahunch jaana warna first impression hi bigaad jaana hai..

NITS-isiliye toh 6 baje hi ready ho gaye hum.. waise woh kumbhkaran kidhar hai..

soya toh nahi hua ab tak hamesha ki tarah..


SANVY din me 10 ghante se zyada sota tha..ek saath nahi,gaps le lekar..

jaante the ye baat SONU aur NITS isiliye pucha unhone ye sawal jispar..


MAA-piche dekho.. sir araam se baithe hamari baatein sun rahe hain..

NITS-tu...abbe yahan kya hum koi performance de rahe hain jisse tu judge kar raha hai jo pair par pair rakh chupchap baitha hua hai..

aur ye kya kapde pehne hain tune...??


MAA ki baat sun jab NITS palte toh mujhe half red t-shirt aur black jeans me araam se baitha paaya jispar kahin NITS ne apni baat..


MAI-6.30 hi hue hai abhi..KHANAK ka ghar yahan se bas 10 minute ki doori par hai phir kaahe ki hadbadi..

isiliye apan baithe chill kar rahe the..aur kya kapde pehne hain matlab...???

abbe nayi khareedi hai ye t-shirt.isse better aur kya hoga sirf ek dinner ke liye..

NITS-bhai..army walon ke yahan jaa rahe hain..aur woh log appearance par kaafi dhyan dete hain..

MAI-bhai kapde chaahe GALATH ho,banda sahi hona chahiye jo hum hain...

aur saccha army man saamne waale ke badan ke ache bure kapde nahi,uski aankhon me saaf aur gandi niyat dekhta hai...

chale ab ki aur gyan chahiye...


apni baat bol mai aage badh gaya aur mere piche piche SONU aur NITS bhi ho liye..

wahin hamare ghar se bahar nikal NITS ki car me baiththe tak MAA hume darwaze se dekhti rahi aur car ke aage badhte hi man me chal rahe thought ke saath door band kar diya unhone..


MAA-kabhi 10 saal ka ziddi baccha hai toh kabhi 60 ka anubhavi buzurg...

woh waqt bhi bas kuch waqt ka hi mohtaj hai jab chaand ki sheetalta se lekar suraj ki ugrata ka ek vilakshan udaharan banega mera SANVY....






PLACE-THE RAWAT'S RESIDENCE





ABBE TUMLOG ANDAR NAHI GAYE...


SAM, EKPREET, RAJAT, NAISHA, ANJALI aur RASHI se puchi thi ye baat NITS ne...

KHANAK ke us military duplex bunglow ke bahar hi khade the sabhi jinke paas humne bhi apni car roki thi...


SAM-ab bhai hume laga saath hi chalna chahiye isiliye yahi wait kar rahe the tum teeno ka..

NITS-sidhe sidhe bol naa, KHANAK ke baap ke saamne jaane me phat rahi hai teri..

EKPREET-ye kya hum sabhi nervous hain bhai..

morning jab KHANAK ne kaha ki uske dad ne hum sabko aaj dinner ke liye invite kiya hai,tab tak sab normal tha par jab uske baapuji ka sahi intro pata chala toh suk puk suk puk chaalu ho gayi apni...

RAJAT-ab bhai,apne state aur idhar ki military academy ke senior most commandant officer hain woh...

kinhi royalty se milne jaa rahe hain,aisi feeling aa rahi hai...

MAI-abbe commandant officer, LIEUTENANT GENERAL,ye sab ohde unki work line ke liye hain,apne liye woh bas KHANAK ke baapu ji hain..

chill karo aur chalo andar.. dinner jaldi hoga,is chakkar me lunch bhi kam hi kiya tha aaj maine..

bhook lagi hai zor ki...

ANJALI-ye beda garg karega aaj hum sabka...yahan hum is baat se nervous aur excited hain ki itne respectable personality se milenge aur ye idhar bas khaana khaane aaya hai..bhukkad..

MAI-haan,mai hi khaana khaane aaya hun...tu toh paani peekar nikal legi..

aur kare bhi kyun naa,ghar par teen chaar logon ka khana aur phir lagatar sabka dimag jo khaati rehti hai,bhook kahan se lagegi tujhe..

ee SAM..leke jaa re isko...

ANJALI-tu toh rook.. batati hun tujhe aaj...

MAI-mujhe pehle se hi pata hai..naak dhaari surpnakha hai tu...


ANJALI lapki mujhe maarne par SAM ne usse pakadte hue rok liya aur..


SAM-oh stop it yaar..jab dekho shuru ho jaate ho..jagah toh dekh liya karo kamsekam..

ANJALI-tum chhodo mujhe...iska toh mooh tod dungi aaj mai..mujhe surpnakha bolta hai..

MAI-pura bol..naak dhaari surpnakha... aur bura tujhe kyun lag raha hai..

bura toh original surpnakha ko lagna chahiye jo tere saath comparison ho gaya uska...

ANJALI-teri toh...


kisi tarah chhuda liya ANJALI ne SAM se khudko aur pahunchi mere paas woh...

aur bas..

kameeni ne pakad liye mere baal aur kheenchne lagi..wahin maine pakda uska gala aur dabane laga..

zor se nahi, bas itna ki woh mujhe chhod de par isse pehle ki aisa ho paata...


GUYZZZ..WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING...???


KHANAK thi ye jo apne ghar ke main door se paas khadi aankhen faade hume dekh rahi thi..

wahin uski awaaz sun maine ANJALI ko aur usne mujhe turant chhoda jiske baad..


MAI-hey KHANAK.. looking good...isse bhi thode tips de dena, achi toh tab bhi nahi lagegi par haan,ladki toh ban jaayegi kamsekam...


GREEN POLY RAYON PARTY GOWN pehna hua tha KHANAK ne jisme woh kisi princess se kam nahi lag rahi thi..

waise toh dinner party ke liye suitable dresses sabhi girls ne pehna tha par un sabhi taare numa ladkiyon ke beech akeli KHANAK chaand nazar aa rahi thi..

wahin usse complete contrast outfit me tha mai..

KHANAK ki awaaz sun maine aur ANJALI ne chhod diya tha ek dusre ko par uska mujhe ghurna band nahi hua tha..

kabhi mere bikhre baalon ko toh kabhi mere college going outfit ko dekh rahi thi KHANAK aur mai kisi gadhe ki tarah bas usse tukur tukur dekh raha tha jispar kuch seconds baad halke se muskurayi woh aur..


KHANAK-bahar kya kar rahe ho tum sab...??? anyways,chalo andar, dinner aur mom dad,teeno hi tum sabse milne ke liye ready hain...

SAM-ok..just one second...


ye bol SAM apni car ki taraf badha.woh hi kya,ANJALI,RASHI,RAJAT,NAISHA bhi uske saath gaye aur agle hi kuch hi palon me un sabke haathon ne kuch na kuch wrapped gift boxes the..

par gazab toh tab hua jab un paanchon ki tarah SONU aur NITS bhi do gift wraps lete hue mere baaju me khade ho gaye jispar kai kabhi un boxes ko dekhta toh kabhi un dono chutiyon ko jinhone mujhe is baare me bataya bhi nahi.

mere un dono ke taraf dekhte hi dono ne apne apne kandhe uchka diye the..

anyways,sabke haathon me gift wraps dekh..


KHANAK-ye sab kya lekar aa gaye ho guyzz..???

EKPREET-arre pehli baar tere ghar aaye hain woh bhi tere mom dad ke invitation par toh itna toh banta hi hai..

RAJAT-aur chill kar tu,kuch khaas nahi laaye hum..

mai, EKPREET, RASHI aur NAISHA toh kuch home decor sculptures laaye hain...

aur SONU,NNITS SSWEETS aur FFRUITS laaye hain...

KHANAK-wow, great..aur SANVY, tum kya laaye ho...??

MAI-arre hum toh khud hi tohfa hain...

ANJALI-gift aur tu..bhangaar me bhi naa le tujhe koi...

MAI-kahan se lega..bhangar me waste materials lete hain, matlab teri jaisi chizen..mera kya kaam udhar..

aur EKPREET,SONU aur NITS kya laaye hain,tujhe kaise pata..???

EKPREET-mujhe kya,sabhi ko pata hai.. conference me hum sabne milkar hi toh tay kiya tha ki kaun kya laayega..

ANJALI-aur conference ke liye mobile ki zaroorat hoti hai jo tere paas hai nahi, isiliye tu reh gaya...

EKPREET-wait,tu sach me kuch nahi laaya...SAM ne toh bola tha ki woh tujhe ghar par call karkar bata dega..


EKPREET ki baat sun maine SAM ko dekha jisne mujhe dekh aankh maar di..

MAI man me-oh beta ji .khel gaya lounda...


KHANAK thi hamare beech isiliye kamine ne mujhe lapet liya tha is baar..

not bad...


KHANAK-ye kya discussion liye khade ho guyz..ab ye gift puraan chhodo aur chalo jaldi andar..


KHANAK ki baat sun hum sabko andaza hua ki 7 toh ab se 7 minute pehle hi baj chuke the aur isiliye sabhi turant ghar andar jaane ke liye lapke.


KHANAK-occasion ke hisaab se dress tumhari thodi alag nahi hai..


jab mai aage badha toh mere saath hi ho li thi KHANAK aur pucha mujhse usne ye sawal jispar..


MAI-ab invite bhi toh tumne mujhe sabse alag kiya tha.. toh socha,dress bhi sabse alag pehnu...

kyun,tumhare dad kuch kahenge kya..??

KHANAK-kahenge toh nahi par observe zaroor karenge..

MAI-karne do..mai kaun sa unki beti ka haath maange aaya hun..

KHANAK-kuch bhi bol dete ho naa..!!!


meri baat sun usne sharam se laal hote hue kahi apni baat jiske baad ek sahi mezbaan ki tarah hum sabse aage nikal entrace door par khade hote hue hume andar lekar aayi KHANAK....


KHANAK-mom, these are my friends...he is EKPREET, that's RAJAT,NAISHA,ANJALI,SAM,RASHI,SONU,NITS and he is SANVY...

HELLO MAM,NAMASTE MAM...


lagbhagh 5.7 inchi lambi ek georgette saari pehne hue behadh khubsoorat mahila,MRS SHILPA RAWAT as in KHANAK ki mom joki hall me hi sofe par baithi thi, unhe hum sabka intro diya KHANAK ne aur humne bhi apne apne tarike se wish kiya unhe jispar..


SHILPA RAWAT-hello baccho..so finally,we met... KHANAK bohot baatein karti hai aap sabke baare me..

and please,no MAM..aunty kahoge aap sab mujhe..


SHILPA aunty ki baat par hum sab bas muskura diye jiske baad..


EKPREET-aunty,some gifts..

AUNTY-itne gifts..itni formality ki zaroorat nahi thi beta..


EKPREET ke saath baaki sabne bhi apne apne gifts aunty ki taraf badhaye jisse dekh kahi ye baat unhone jispar koi kuch kehta ki tabhi..


KIS FORMALITY KI ZAROORAT NAHI THI BHAI...


andar ek room se bahar aate KHANAK ke dad MR PRABAL RAWAT ne apne dumdaar awaaz me pucha ye sawal jispar hum sab jo ab tak casually khade the, achanak hi kisi army man ki tarah saawdhaan ki mudra me khade ho gaye...


(INFO:-LIEUTENANT GENERAL MR PRABAL RAWAT..1989 tha inka first service year jo ab tak continued hai..waise toh 52 ke hain ye par dikhne me 45 ke bhi nahi lagte..kadh,6.2,saaf rang aur chehre par kisi proud Indian ka tej saaf jhalakta tha..muchen kisi typical army man ki tarah dono kinaro se hamare raashtra dwaj ke hi tarah hamesha upar uthi hui jo apne shaan ki gaatha bina bole hi bata rahi thi)

KHANAK-now that's my dad...dad,my friends..

SAB-hello sir..


hamare greetings ke baad aunty ki tarah hamara intro uske dad ke aage bhi diya KHANAK ne jispar..


UNCLE-hello bacchon...how are you all doing..??

SAB-fine sir, thanks...

UNCLE-you all can call me uncle..arre ye kya,itne gifts..??

AUNTY-issi formality ki baat kar rahi thi mai...

UNCLE-true...

SAM-uncle, this is for you...


baaki sabke haathon me gift wraps the par SAM ne ek patla aur lamba open gift bag sa pakda tha jisse uncle ke paas jaate hue aage kiya usne..


wahin uncle ne ek nazar daali SAM par jisne baakiyon ki tarah sirf formal shirt aur trousers nahi balki shirt ke upar ek bohot hi khubsoorat aur latest blazer bhi pehna hua tha..

impress hue the uncle SAM ke apperance se aur ye impression tab aur badh gaya jab uske laaye bag ke andar rakhi chiz nikali uncle ne..


UNCLE-"DOM PERIGNON,2008...


nice but beta,itna mehenge champagne laane ki zaroorat nahi thi tumhe..


DOM PERIGNON..one of the finest modern vintage champagne aur jo 750 ml ki bottle SAM laaya tha,keemat uski 25k se zyada thi jo uske manufacturing year ko dekh jaan chuki thi uncle ki paarkhi aankhein...


SAM-zaroorat nahi thi uncle,but because it's an honour to meet a personality like you,mujhe laga ki gift bhi aisa hona chahiye jo aapki glittering aur shining personality ko suit kare...

UNCLE-hahaha...if that's the case,i humbly accept your gift son..

come..aap sab bhi aayiye bacchon..


SAM ko apni side se lagate hue aage badhe uncle jiske baad hum sab bhi unke piche ho liye...


NITS-loundi pate na pate,loundi ka baap zaroor pat chuka hai is SAM se..


mere kaan me dheere se kahi ye baat NITS ne jispar mai bas smile kar gaya..

khair,hall kaafi bada tha is duplex bunglow ka aur jahan hum jaa rahe the, dining table par usse thoda pehle wall par ek bada sa board bana hua tha jisme tange the LIEUTENANT GENERAL PRABAL RAWAT ki shourya gaatha..

unke achieve liye hue medals ke square prints...

PVSM
ATI VISHISHT SEVA MEDAL
VISHISHT SEVA MEDAL
YUDH SEVA MEDAL
SENA MEDAL.


SAM-wow uncle... that's an incredible board of honour...

UNCLE-army pasand hai aapko...!!

SAM-pasand..!!!uncle ARMY is the backbone of our country.. pasand naapasand ka toh option hi nahi hai..

we are bound to respect them..i mean you...


SAM ka jawab bohot bhaaya tha uncle ko jo unke face par saaf dikh raha tha..

khair,us board of honour ke paas kuch der rook hum sab dinner table ki taraf badh chale..

is beech ek servent ne sabhi ke gift wraps collect kar liye the..

kuch dishes jo abhi just complete hui thi,unhe plates me sajane ke liye kitchen ki taraf badh chuki thi..

wahin dusra servent salads aur paani wagairah saleeke se saja raha tha...

is beech uncle hum sabhi ke saath dining table par baith chuke the jiske baad..


UNCLE-toh bacchon, how's your study going on..??

SAB-good uncle..

UNCLE-aur SAM...kya karte hain aapke parents..??

SAM-uncle mom dad toh divorced hain..mai apni mom ke saath rehta hun..

SMRITI CHANDER... that's my mom..she runs a diamond manufacturing company called GLITTERS...

UNCLE-GLITTERS...woh toh uttarakhand ki sabse badi diamond manufacturing company hai.. right..??

SAM-jee uncle..

UNCLE-toh aage chalkar mom ki company sambhalne ka iraada hai..!!!

SAM-abhi us baare me socha nahi hai uncle..par mai apne dum par mom ki tarah naam earn karna chahta hun...

UNCLE-thats good..par son, uske liye bohot hardwork karna padega...

tumhari mom ne ek bohot bade mukaam par hain..

unke aas paas bhi apne dum par agar pahunchna hai toh you got to be the very best..

EKPREET-that he already is uncle..SAM SIRIUS ka champion hai..study,sports, acadamics..

har chiz me number 1 hai ye..infact pichle saal interschool championship bhi issine jeeti thi..

he is the best of dehradun..


EKPREET ki baat sun uncle joki pehle se hi SAM se kaafi impressed the, us impression ka level aur badh gaya..


UNCLE-really.. that's very very good SAM...toh acadamics me bhi ache ho tum..kaun kaun se skills me knowledge rakhte ho...

EKPREET-pattern stuffs,unki note taking, acadamic thinking as in journalistic styles,communicating, collaborating skills..

aise hi kuch chizon ke baare me padhna aur janana acha lagta hai uncle..

UNCLE-what about the theoratical knowledge of your country's army..

SAM-oh i love to know as much as i can uncle..

UNCLE-toh kuch puchun hamari army ke baare me..???


ab ye pata tha mujhe.. students hain hum aur is waqt army man ke saamne hai toh ye topic toh uthega hi..

kyunki har reputative military man jisne apni zindagi ki kayi sadi di ho apne desh ko,woh ye zaroor janana chahega ki yuva pidhi apne desh ke sabse mahatpurn stambh "ARMY" ke baare kitna jaanti hai...


SAM-sure uncle.. puchiye..

UNCLE-dehradun me rehte ho tum sab aur is waqt apne sheher ke hi MILITARY ACADAMY ki boundry ke andar ho...

toh yahi batao, DEHRADUN MILITARY ACADAMY ka motto kya hai...???

SAM-VEERTA AUR VIVEK...

UNCLE-very good..acha ye batao,INDIAN ARMY kul teen bhaagon me baati gayi hai..

un teen bhagon ka naam kya hai..??

SAM-thal sena as indian army..
nou sena as in indian navy aur vaayu sena as in indian air force...

UNCLE-impressive..aur baccho,aap me se koi batao ki hamari thal sena ka motto kya hai..??


SAM se nahi,baaki sab se pucha tha ye sawal uncle ne jispar mujhe chhod baaki sab sochne waale thobde ke saath busy ho gaye jiske baad..


RAJAT-haan,yaad aaya, service before self.. khud se pehle seva..

UNCLE- right...

aur nou sena ka motto..???

SONU/EKPREET-SSHARNO VVARRUN

jal ke devta humari raksha karo.....

EKPREET ne saaf aur SONU ne halka atakte hue ek hi jawab diya joki sahi tha..

UNCLE-bilkul sahi aur vaayu sena ka dhyaye vaakya..!!!

NITS-ye mujhe pata hai..garv se aakash ko chhuo...

UNCLE-well jawab toh sahi hai par proper nahi..jo aapne kaha, woh exact moto ka hindi anuvaad hai..asal shabd nahi..

ANJALI-nabhsparsham diptam..

UNCLE-bilkul sahi..bohot acche beta..


jahan ek taraf ye dekh ki sirf SAM hi nahi,unki beti ke baaki dost bhi army ko lekar knowledgeable hain,khush the uncle wahin dusri in sab ke douran mujhpar bhi dhyan jaa chuka tha unka..

pehle toh meri dress joki college going look waali thi,dusri uncle ne notice kiya tha ki baaki sabke haathon me gifts the siway mere and at the end, uncle ne ye bhi dekha ki unke puche gaye sawalon par maine jawab dene ki koshish karna toh chhod, interest bhi nahi dikhaya hai..


UNCLE-kya baat hai beta..??aapko dekh kar lagta hai jaise apne desh ki army me bilkul interest nahi hai aapko..

mujhe pucha tha uncle ne ye sawal jispar..


MAI-bilkul hai uncle..waise puch sakta hun ki kyun laga aapko aisa...???


jahan baaki sab ab bhi uncle se koi bhi baat karne me halke hichak rahe the,wahin maine bindaas unki aankhon me dekh pucha tha ye sawal jispar mere sabhi dost hairan bhi hue aur mere mooh fath hone ki wajah se uncle ko bura na lag jaaye,iska dar bhi satane laga tha un sabko..

aur KHANAK...woh toh sabse zyada ghabra uthi thi..par saamne hi baithe the uske dad aur mai usse thoda door..

kuch keh ya ishara kar sakti thi nahi woh isiliye bas pray karti hui chupchaap baithi thi..

khair,mere sawal ko sun..


UNCLE-aapne mere puche kisi bhi sawal me interest nahi dikhaya..jawab dene ki koshish bhi nahi ki..

MAI-common sawal the uncle jinka jawab bhi utna hi aam tha..ye sabhi jaante the unka jawab phir ek extra awaaz ki bhala kya zaroorat..

UNCLE-really..toh aap kehna chahte hain ki army se related woh sawal jo normally zyada logon ko pata nahi hote,unke jawab aap de sakte hain..

MAI-uncle,mere according army par sawal jawab nahi hote.informations hoti hai jinhe jaanana bhi ek gourav ki baat hai..

for example,hamari army ke vaayu sena ka dhyaya vaakya hai,nabhsparsh diptam jo ANJALI ne bataya aur ussika hindi anuvaad,garv se aakash ko chhuo,jo NITS ne bataya,asal me ye moto geeta ke gyarve adhyay se liya gaya hai..

mahabharat ke mahayudh ke dauran kurukshetra me BHAGWAAN SHRI KRISHNA ARJUN ko updesh de rahe the..

hamari vaayu sena ka dhyaya vaakya ussi updesh se liya gaya hai...


meri baat sun joki sahi thi, uncle toh man hi man hairan hue the par mere sabhi dost mooh faade mujhe hi dekh rahe the...

khair,kuch seconds mujhe dekhte rehne ke baad..


UNCLE-info bilkul sahi hai son but the thing is ki agar MOTTO pata hai toh usse related ye jaankari nikalna jo aapne abhi batayi,ye common baat hai..

agar mai aapse inhi army mottos se related ek aisa sawal puchun jo out of the box hai aur zyadatar logon ko nahi pata toh doge jawab aap...??

MAI-jawab de hi dunga,ye kaise bata sakta hun mai uncle..ho sakta hai ki zyadatar logon ki tarah jawab mujhe bhi nahi pata ho.

but i will try..agar nahi bhi pata hua,toh aapke through kuch naya jaan jaaunga mai..


UNCLE ko laga ki ab unhe pampering kar raha hun mai taaki unke puche sawal ke jawab naa pata hone par bhi embarrassment naa face karni pade mujhe..

khair,sawal toh puchna hi tha unhe aur isiliye...


UNCLE-ok then..geeta ke through ek motto ki detailing di aapne toh ussise milta julta ek sawal hai par thoda tricky hai..

dhyan se sunana..

"yadi tum maare jaate ho toh swarg prapt karoge..yadi vijayi hote ho toh prithvi ko bhogoge.isiliye hey kunti putr arjun,yudh karne ka nishchay karkar khade ho jaao..."

ye wordings bhi GEETA se hi li gayi hai...kya aap bata sakte ho ki kis army regiment me in wordings se bana MOTTO use hota hai aur woh exact MOTO hai kya..???

MAI-gadhwal riffles...aur unka exact MOTO hai YUDHAYA KRUTH NISHCHAY...

matlab yudh ka nishchay karo..

"hatoh waa praapsyasi swarg jiswah waa bhokshyase mahim!

tasmadutisht kountyaya yudhyaya kruth nishchaya.

geeta ke issi shlok ke aakhri teen shabdon se liya gaya hai woh motto...


kehte hain ki kabhi kabhi soch badalne me waqt nahi lagta..aisa hi kuch abhi mere aur uncle ke beech hua tha..

jahan kuch seconds pehle tak woh mujhe ek carefree nonsense youth samajh rahe the,wahin mere is ek jawab ne joki completely deep aur accurate tha,unka mere prati percpective pura hi badal diya tha..

behadh khushi aur proudly dekh rahe the uncle is waqt mujhe par isse pehle ki woh mujhse kuch kehte..


DINNERS READY....


ye aunty thi jo ghar ke dono servents ke saath milkar pura dinner lekar aa rahi thi aur ye dekh KHANAK aur baaki teeno girls turant lapakne ko hue unki taraf par tabhi..


AUNTY-arre baitho beta.. it's not that much..


apni baat bolte hue aunty aur woh dono servents table par saari dishes sajane lage..

butter roti se lekar naan,zeera rice se lekar daal makhni,chicken tandoori se lekar paneer do pyaza,sab bana tha aaj is dinner me..

koi mini dawat se kam nahi lag raha tha ye dinner occasion..

saare dishes serve hue jiske baad hum sabka khaana shuru hua..

khaane ke beech baat karne ki pratha idhar bhi banned thi isiliye dinner badi shaanti se beeta par is beech uncle lagatar mujhe dekhe jaa rahe the..

waise pata toh mujhe bhi thi ye baat par khaana itna sahi tha ki meri nazar apni plate ko chhod kahin aur gayi hi nahi..

saala iska 10 percent focus bhi padhayi me nahi kiya tha maine kabhi...

anyways,kuch der me hamara dinner khatm hua jiske baad desert ke naam par servents ne vanilla aur black current ice-cream ke bade bade bowls hamare beech rakh diye the jinhe aunty ne hamari pasand ke flavour ke according hume serve kiya..

aur is dauran...


UNCLE-waise kya naam bataya tha aapne apna son..??

MAI-SANVEER uncle...SANVEER AHARYA..


mera naam sunte hi uncle ko man hi man laga halka sa jhatka aur..

UNCLE-your parents...???

MAI-mere dad kuch saalon pehle guzar chuke hain...i live with my mom..

woh yahin B.O.B main branch me FIELD OFFICER hain..her name is VERONICA PAUL AHARYA...

and my father's was...

UNCLE-MR SANEEL AHARYA...


meri jagah uncle ne naam liya mere dad ka jispar bas haan me sir hilaya maine par is douran kuch feel kiya tha maine..

mere dad ka naam lete waqt pehli baar halke nervous dikhe the uncle..

khair, uncle ke mere dad ka naam lete hi..


AUNTY-you knew him..???kya woh bhi army me the...

UNCLE-nahi,bas suna tha unka naam maine..sorry for your loss son...


uncle ki baat par bas halke se muskura bhar diya mai jiske baad..


AUNTY-so bacchon,ummid hai ki khaana pasand aaya hoga aap sabko...

MAI-it was yummy aunty...and thanks for inviting us..

UNCLE-pleasure was completely ours son..


ice cream khatm ho chuki thi hum sabki isiliye apni jagah par khade hote hue kahi apni baat maine jispar uncle aur aur aunty bhi khade ho chuke the..

mere sabhi dost, girls bhi uth chuke the aur uncle aunty ko farewell thanks kehne hi waale the ki tabhi..


MAI-uncle,a small gift..mehengi toh nahi hai par shayad aapko achi lage..


apne back pocket me se ek chota sa wooden box nikala maine aur uncle ki taraf badha diya jisse pakadte pakadte hi unki aankhon me hairani dikhne lagi thi..

DALBERGIA...wood joki sheesham ki tarah hi hota hai ya fir te kahun ki seesham hi hai bas ek aur swaroop bhi hota hai is lakdi ka jo thoda aur gehra rehta hai..

kaafi rare lakdi ka swaroop hai ye aur issi lakdi se bana tha woh chota sa box jo maine uncle ko diya tha aur unki anubhavi aankhon ne us lakdi ki vilakshanta ko pehchaan bhi liya tha..

par kotuhal unke man me us box ke andar rakhi chiz ke liye zyada ho chala tha aur isiliye unhone turant us box ko khola aur aisa karte hi jo chiz unke saamne aayi,pehle toh usse dekh woh zyada samjhe nahi par jab haath aage badha unhone us CHIZ ko chhua toh aankhein badi ho gayi unki...

ek chamkile peetal rang ki ring jiski chamikili rangat halki halki udi hui thi,woh thi us box ke andar..

us ring ke chaaron taraf "VANDE MATARAM"ye shabd gude hue the..

par uncle ki hairani ka kaaran na woh shabd tha aur naa woh ring balki us ring ko chhute hi uske nirman kriya ka abhaas ho chuka tha unhe aur isiliye aankhon me sawal liye woh mujhe dekh rahe the jispar..


MAI-jee haan uncle..you guessed it right.. used bullets se bani hai ye ring..

aur koi aisi waisi bullets se nahi balki hamare desh ki freedom fight ke one of the most important movement,THE NON COOPERATION MOVEMENT ke waqt hamare freedom fighters ke istemal kiye gaye bandhook ki goli se bani hai ye ring...

one of my dad's prized possession..maine socha isse unke paas hona chahiye jo isse sabse zyada deserve karte hain..

aap..toh mai yahi le aaya..i hope aapko acha laga..

meri baat toh shayad aadhi hi suni thi uncle ne..unka sara dhyan toh bas us ring ko chunne aur usse sach maanane me laga hua tha..

par meri aakhri baad sun unhone meri taraf dekha aur..


UNCLE-sach kaha tha tumne son..ye wakayi mehengi nahi hai.kyunki iski keemat lagayi hi nahi jaa sakti..

jung me bohot se medals jeete hain maine par ye ring,isse bada samman kabhi kisine nahi rakha mere haathon me..

thankyou beta, thankyou very very much...

aage badh kar gale hi laga liya tha uncle ne mujhe..army man the toh rona dhona toh hone se raha unse par us ring ko paakar kitne khush aur bhaavuk the woh,ye unki mujhpar pakad se saaf zaahir ho raha tha...

khair,kuch seconds baad jab uncle mujhse alag hue toh...


MAI-ok uncle,we will take your leave now..

aunty,thanks for the dinner..khana wakayi bohot tasty tha..

AUNTY-beta tumhara hi ghar hai..jab dil kare,aa jaana...


mere sir par haath ferte hue kahi ye baat aunty ne.

uncle ki khushi dekh woh bhi bohot khush thi..

khair,aunty ki baat sun mai aur baaki sab palat bahar jaane ko hue par tabhi..

mujhe apne kandhe par ek strong haath mehsoos hua..

ye uncle the jo mujhe saath liye mere saath hi baahar chal diye the aur ye dekh..


NITS-maan gaye bhai SANVY...100 rang birangi paintings bhi itne colours nahi dikhati jitne ek baar me tu dikha deta hai...

impression jhaadne ka jo dour SAM ne apni puri taakat dikhate hue shuru kiya tha,saale tune bina mehnet ke hi us dour ko apne waqt me badal diya..

maan gaye prabhu aapko..


khudse hi muskurakar ye budbudate hue mere piche piche ho liya tha NITS..

wahin uncle ke saath chalte hue meri nazar apne right par gayi jahan KHANAK thi aur usse dekh aankh maar di maine jispar sir shake karte hue bas muskura uthi woh..

khair,main door ke bahar aa chuke the hum jiske baad uncle,aunty aur KHANAK teeno rook gaye..

wahin hum sab bahar nikalte hue ek baar palte aur..


SAB-good night uncle,good aunty.. night KHANAK..

KHANAK-good night..

UNCLE/AUNTY-good night bacchon.. araam se jaana..


un teeno ko greet karne ke baad apni apni car ne baith hum sab nikal chuke the jiske baad..


KHANAK-kaise lage dad mere friends...???

DAD-jaise friends ko hona chahiye...they all are good..very good actually...

KHANAK-really..thanks dad..


apne dad ki baat ya phir ye kahun ki remark ko sun khush ho gayi KHANAK aur unhe aur apni mom ko baari baari hug kar apne room ki taraf chal padi jiske baad...


AUNTY-so...!!!

UNCLE-so what...!!??

AUNTY-pehli baar aapko kisise itna zyada impressed hote hue dekha hai...the kid must me special...???

UNCLE-special...!!!aap andaza bhi nahi laga sakti..

AUNTY-aur kahin iska ek kaaran SANVEER ke dad,what was his name,haan,SANEEL AHARYA toh nahi hain..

UNCLE-aur aisa kyun laga aapko...???

AUNTY- SANVEER ke dad ka naam lete waqt shock aur nervousness,dono ke bhaav jaage the aapke face par..

ab ye coincidence toh ho nahi sakta ki LIEUTENANT GENERAL PRABAL RAWAT yunhi nervous ho jaaye..

pehle toh nahi hua kabhi aisa...??

UNCLE-sharp observations,haan...!!!

AUNTY-aakhir biwi kiski hun..??

UNCLE-hahahaha..haan,ek kaaran woh bhi hai..

AUNTY-aap jaante the unhe..??

UNCLE-haan bhi aur nahi bhi...

AUNTY-iska kya matlab hua..???

UNCLE-pehli baar aur iske baad kayi baar MR SANEEL ko apne hi acadamy me kuch cadets ke saath yunhi baat chit karte hue dekha tha maine..

haste muskurate mazak karte hue hi notice kiya tha maine har baar unhe...

tab laga tha ki kisi cadet, officer ke rishtedar ya friend honge..

par ye galatfehmi thi meri jo bohot jald door ho gayi...

yaad hai,8 saal pehle FIELD MARSHAL AMAR DEEP SINGH BHINDER yahan aaye hue the...

tab kisi kaam se unke stay par gaya tha mai...

lekin hall me kadam rakhne se pehle hi jo dekha maine, woh kabhi nahi bhul paaya mai..

maine dekha ki SANEEL AHARYA hamare FIELD MARSHAL ke saath khade kuch baat kar rahe hain..

AUNTY-par isme hairan hone waali kaun si baat thi...???

UNCLE-jab army ke sabse bade ohde par kaabiz FIELD MARSHAL
AMAR DEEP SINGH BHINDER ek civilian SANEEL AHARYA ke saamne saavdhaan position me khada ho aur baat aise kar raha ho jaise koi student apne sabse senior teacher se karta hai,toh hairani hoti hi hai...


uncle ki baat sun aunty kuch bol hi nahi paayi..woh bas aankhein faade uncle ki baat ko sun khadi hui thi jisse dekh..


UNCLE-haan, aisa hi kuch reaction tha mera...

AUNTY-aapne kabhi jaanane ki koshish nahi ki MR SANEEL AHARYA ke baare me..

UNCLE-tumhe lagta hai nahi ki hogi..ki,bohot ki par kuch pata nahi chala..

aur jiske aage puri ARMY ka number one designated officer bhi saavdhaan position me khada ho,usse directly toh confront nahi kar sakta naa mai..

isiliye kuch waqt baad jab mujhe kuch bhi pata nahi chala toh jaane diya maine..

AUNTY-strange..

UNCLE-hmm,par utna hi strange ye ladka hai.. SANVEER..

AUNTY-strange..woh kaise...!!!

UNCLE-KHANAK ka ek friend bata raha tha ki SAM unki school ka champ hai..

but SANVEER ke hote koi aur kaise champ ho sakta hai...!!!

AUNTY-oh common,ye kya baat hui..???zaroori thodi naa hai ki agar dad khaas hon toh unka beta bhi waisa hi hoga...!!!!

UNCLE-khaas..!!!woh ladka kitna khaas hai,ye feel kar liya tha maine dining table par..

uski baatein, confidence ek alag level ki hain...

usse andaza nahi hai ki woh sahi hai,woh jaanta hai ki woh sahi hai...

ek aisa sitara jo apni chamak se 100 surya ki roshni bhi dhak de..par surprisingly, woh khudki chamak ko hi chhupaye hue hai...

AUNTY-mujhe toh WOH bas ek jolly,full of life aur open book ki tarah ladka laga..

suspicious toh bilkul nahi thi uski identity..

UNCLE-yahi toh sabse alag baat hai...jolly,full of life aur open bhi hai woh magar phir bhi usme kuch toh alag hai,kahin na kahin GALATH hai..kyunki...




jab zamin khudko udhede hi nahi,toh koi GADE TOH GADE KAISE...???

jab dushman dikhe hi naa toh koi LADE TOH LADE KAISE...???

khuli kitaab hai WOH par panne chipke hue...

aur jab woh panne alag hi naa ho toh koi kitaab PADHE TOH PADHE KAISE...???












AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...










AAPKA APNA V...J...

 

[vj4u]

thanks for such love, response and amazing feedbacks guyzzz...and congrats,hum sabki century bhi puri ho gayi..lagta hai kal hi toh ye naya safar shuru kiya tha..

hope many more pages to go...

yunhi saath bane rahiye...

 

[Ashu kumar]

Awesome update bro

Mja aa gya pdh k

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI NITS AUR SANVY KI SHAANDAR BALLEBAAZI KI MADAD SE SAM KI TEAM ROHAN KI TEAM KO HARA DETI HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-15



30TH APRIL 2019



CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SANEEL'S RESIDENCE





MY,MY...AAJ TOH MERE DONO BACCHE KUCH ZYADA HI HANDSOME LAG RAHE HAIN..

WHAT'S THE OCCASION...!!!DOUBLE DATES PAR JAA RAHE HO KYA...???


SONU aur NITS ke ghar me aate hi puchi ye baat MAA ne..

BLACK SHIRT jisse kaafi ache se tuck in kiya tha apke wrangler blue JEANS me SONU ne aur kuch waise hi WHITE SHIRT ke saath blue jeans me tha NITS..

baal bhi dono ke aaj kuch zyada hi kareene se saje the maano jel ka lep lagaya ho unpar..

deo ke saath apni apni shirt par halka halka perfume bhi chhidka tha dono mahanubhavon ne..

shoes bhi brown aur black pointed pehne the aur jo kabhi nahi karte the dono, haath me watch bhi baandhi thi loundo ne..

ab unhe aisa chakachak ready hokar toh kahin jaate rare hi dekha tha kabhi MAA ne isiliye date waali baat par chedha unhone dono ko jispar..


SONU-isska ttoh ppata nnahi aunty ppar mmera aur ddate ka kkoi rrelation nnahi bban ssakta kkabhi...

NITS-hau,,aur kabhi banana bhi mat..kyunki tere chaar sentence bolne tak toh date ki timing hi khatm ho jaayegi..

MAA-NITTU.. GALATH baat...kabhi bhi kisike genuine problems ka mazak nahi udaate..

maana besty ho tum dono par phir bhi, it's not good...

SONU-itts ok aunty...mmujhe iskke aur SANVY kke mmazak ppar tthoda bbhi bbura nnahi llagta...

wwaise bbhi,inkki jjagah kkoi aur mmere sttamering kka mmazak uddaye ttoh ye ddono hhi uskki haallath kkharab kkar ddete hhain..


MAA ki baat dun sorry bolne jaa raha tha NITS par SONU ne jo kaha,joki sach bhi tha,usse sun bas muskura utha woh..

wahin smile toh MAA ke face par bhi thi jiske baad..


MAA-aisa hona bhi chahiye..agar kabhi teri problem me tere saath,infact tere aage nahi khade hue ye toh mujhe batana..

taange tod dungi in dono ke...waise ab bataoge ki itna ready hokar jaa kahan rahe ho..???

SONU-SANVY nne nnahi bbataya aapko..??? humare ppure ggroup kko KKHANAK nne apne gghar ppar ddinner mme bbulaya hai...

MAA-really.. that's good...

NITS-kya good aunty.. dinner timing 7 pm ki rakhi hai usne..batao bhala,itni jaldi koi dinner karta hai kya..??

mujhe toh aisa feel ho raha hai jaise snacks khaane jaa rahe hain...

MAA-hahaha..ye KHANAK ke dad army man hain..??

NITS-jee aunty.. aur woh bhi LIEUTENANT GENERAL...

MAA-toh beta,unki dinner timing toh aisi hi hoti hai..

and they are very very punctual too..time se pehle pahunch jaana warna first impression hi bigaad jaana hai..

NITS-isiliye toh 6 baje hi ready ho gaye hum.. waise woh kumbhkaran kidhar hai..

soya toh nahi hua ab tak hamesha ki tarah..


SANVY din me 10 ghante se zyada sota tha..ek saath nahi,gaps le lekar..

jaante the ye baat SONU aur NITS isiliye pucha unhone ye sawal jispar..


MAA-piche dekho.. sir araam se baithe hamari baatein sun rahe hain..

NITS-tu...abbe yahan kya hum koi performance de rahe hain jisse tu judge kar raha hai jo pair par pair rakh chupchap baitha hua hai..

aur ye kya kapde pehne hain tune...??


MAA ki baat sun jab NITS palte toh mujhe half red t-shirt aur black jeans me araam se baitha paaya jispar kahin NITS ne apni baat..


MAI-6.30 hi hue hai abhi..KHANAK ka ghar yahan se bas 10 minute ki doori par hai phir kaahe ki hadbadi..

isiliye apan baithe chill kar rahe the..aur kya kapde pehne hain matlab...???

abbe nayi khareedi hai ye t-shirt.isse better aur kya hoga sirf ek dinner ke liye..

NITS-bhai..army walon ke yahan jaa rahe hain..aur woh log appearance par kaafi dhyan dete hain..

MAI-bhai kapde chaahe GALATH ho,banda sahi hona chahiye jo hum hain...

aur saccha army man saamne waale ke badan ke ache bure kapde nahi,uski aankhon me saaf aur gandi niyat dekhta hai...

chale ab ki aur gyan chahiye...


apni baat bol mai aage badh gaya aur mere piche piche SONU aur NITS bhi ho liye..

wahin hamare ghar se bahar nikal NITS ki car me baiththe tak MAA hume darwaze se dekhti rahi aur car ke aage badhte hi man me chal rahe thought ke saath door band kar diya unhone..


MAA-kabhi 10 saal ka ziddi baccha hai toh kabhi 60 ka anubhavi buzurg...

woh waqt bhi bas kuch waqt ka hi mohtaj hai jab chaand ki sheetalta se lekar suraj ki ugrata ka ek vilakshan udaharan banega mera SANVY....






PLACE-THE RAWAT'S RESIDENCE





ABBE TUMLOG ANDAR NAHI GAYE...


SAM, EKPREET, RAJAT, NAISHA, ANJALI aur RASHI se puchi thi ye baat NITS ne...

KHANAK ke us military duplex bunglow ke bahar hi khade the sabhi jinke paas humne bhi apni car roki thi...


SAM-ab bhai hume laga saath hi chalna chahiye isiliye yahi wait kar rahe the tum teeno ka..

NITS-sidhe sidhe bol naa, KHANAK ke baap ke saamne jaane me phat rahi hai teri..

EKPREET-ye kya hum sabhi nervous hain bhai..

morning jab KHANAK ne kaha ki uske dad ne hum sabko aaj dinner ke liye invite kiya hai,tab tak sab normal tha par jab uske baapuji ka sahi intro pata chala toh suk puk suk puk chaalu ho gayi apni...

RAJAT-ab bhai,apne state aur idhar ki military academy ke senior most commandant officer hain woh...

kinhi royalty se milne jaa rahe hain,aisi feeling aa rahi hai...

MAI-abbe commandant officer, LIEUTENANT GENERAL,ye sab ohde unki work line ke liye hain,apne liye woh bas KHANAK ke baapu ji hain..

chill karo aur chalo andar.. dinner jaldi hoga,is chakkar me lunch bhi kam hi kiya tha aaj maine..

bhook lagi hai zor ki...

ANJALI-ye beda garg karega aaj hum sabka...yahan hum is baat se nervous aur excited hain ki itne respectable personality se milenge aur ye idhar bas khaana khaane aaya hai..bhukkad..

MAI-haan,mai hi khaana khaane aaya hun...tu toh paani peekar nikal legi..

aur kare bhi kyun naa,ghar par teen chaar logon ka khana aur phir lagatar sabka dimag jo khaati rehti hai,bhook kahan se lagegi tujhe..

ee SAM..leke jaa re isko...

ANJALI-tu toh rook.. batati hun tujhe aaj...

MAI-mujhe pehle se hi pata hai..naak dhaari surpnakha hai tu...


ANJALI lapki mujhe maarne par SAM ne usse pakadte hue rok liya aur..


SAM-oh stop it yaar..jab dekho shuru ho jaate ho..jagah toh dekh liya karo kamsekam..

ANJALI-tum chhodo mujhe...iska toh mooh tod dungi aaj mai..mujhe surpnakha bolta hai..

MAI-pura bol..naak dhaari surpnakha... aur bura tujhe kyun lag raha hai..

bura toh original surpnakha ko lagna chahiye jo tere saath comparison ho gaya uska...

ANJALI-teri toh...


kisi tarah chhuda liya ANJALI ne SAM se khudko aur pahunchi mere paas woh...

aur bas..

kameeni ne pakad liye mere baal aur kheenchne lagi..wahin maine pakda uska gala aur dabane laga..

zor se nahi, bas itna ki woh mujhe chhod de par isse pehle ki aisa ho paata...


GUYZZZ..WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING...???


KHANAK thi ye jo apne ghar ke main door se paas khadi aankhen faade hume dekh rahi thi..

wahin uski awaaz sun maine ANJALI ko aur usne mujhe turant chhoda jiske baad..


MAI-hey KHANAK.. looking good...isse bhi thode tips de dena, achi toh tab bhi nahi lagegi par haan,ladki toh ban jaayegi kamsekam...


GREEN POLY RAYON PARTY GOWN pehna hua tha KHANAK ne jisme woh kisi princess se kam nahi lag rahi thi..

waise toh dinner party ke liye suitable dresses sabhi girls ne pehna tha par un sabhi taare numa ladkiyon ke beech akeli KHANAK chaand nazar aa rahi thi..

wahin usse complete contrast outfit me tha mai..

KHANAK ki awaaz sun maine aur ANJALI ne chhod diya tha ek dusre ko par uska mujhe ghurna band nahi hua tha..

kabhi mere bikhre baalon ko toh kabhi mere college going outfit ko dekh rahi thi KHANAK aur mai kisi gadhe ki tarah bas usse tukur tukur dekh raha tha jispar kuch seconds baad halke se muskurayi woh aur..


KHANAK-bahar kya kar rahe ho tum sab...??? anyways,chalo andar, dinner aur mom dad,teeno hi tum sabse milne ke liye ready hain...

SAM-ok..just one second...


ye bol SAM apni car ki taraf badha.woh hi kya,ANJALI,RASHI,RAJAT,NAISHA bhi uske saath gaye aur agle hi kuch hi palon me un sabke haathon ne kuch na kuch wrapped gift boxes the..

par gazab toh tab hua jab un paanchon ki tarah SONU aur NITS bhi do gift wraps lete hue mere baaju me khade ho gaye jispar kai kabhi un boxes ko dekhta toh kabhi un dono chutiyon ko jinhone mujhe is baare me bataya bhi nahi.

mere un dono ke taraf dekhte hi dono ne apne apne kandhe uchka diye the..

anyways,sabke haathon me gift wraps dekh..


KHANAK-ye sab kya lekar aa gaye ho guyzz..???

EKPREET-arre pehli baar tere ghar aaye hain woh bhi tere mom dad ke invitation par toh itna toh banta hi hai..

RAJAT-aur chill kar tu,kuch khaas nahi laaye hum..

mai, EKPREET, RASHI aur NAISHA toh kuch home decor sculptures laaye hain...

aur SONU,NNITS SSWEETS aur FFRUITS laaye hain...

KHANAK-wow, great..aur SANVY, tum kya laaye ho...??

MAI-arre hum toh khud hi tohfa hain...

ANJALI-gift aur tu..bhangaar me bhi naa le tujhe koi...

MAI-kahan se lega..bhangar me waste materials lete hain, matlab teri jaisi chizen..mera kya kaam udhar..

aur EKPREET,SONU aur NITS kya laaye hain,tujhe kaise pata..???

EKPREET-mujhe kya,sabhi ko pata hai.. conference me hum sabne milkar hi toh tay kiya tha ki kaun kya laayega..

ANJALI-aur conference ke liye mobile ki zaroorat hoti hai jo tere paas hai nahi, isiliye tu reh gaya...

EKPREET-wait,tu sach me kuch nahi laaya...SAM ne toh bola tha ki woh tujhe ghar par call karkar bata dega..


EKPREET ki baat sun maine SAM ko dekha jisne mujhe dekh aankh maar di..

MAI man me-oh beta ji .khel gaya lounda...


KHANAK thi hamare beech isiliye kamine ne mujhe lapet liya tha is baar..

not bad...


KHANAK-ye kya discussion liye khade ho guyz..ab ye gift puraan chhodo aur chalo jaldi andar..


KHANAK ki baat sun hum sabko andaza hua ki 7 toh ab se 7 minute pehle hi baj chuke the aur isiliye sabhi turant ghar andar jaane ke liye lapke.


KHANAK-occasion ke hisaab se dress tumhari thodi alag nahi hai..


jab mai aage badha toh mere saath hi ho li thi KHANAK aur pucha mujhse usne ye sawal jispar..


MAI-ab invite bhi toh tumne mujhe sabse alag kiya tha.. toh socha,dress bhi sabse alag pehnu...

kyun,tumhare dad kuch kahenge kya..??

KHANAK-kahenge toh nahi par observe zaroor karenge..

MAI-karne do..mai kaun sa unki beti ka haath maange aaya hun..

KHANAK-kuch bhi bol dete ho naa..!!!


meri baat sun usne sharam se laal hote hue kahi apni baat jiske baad ek sahi mezbaan ki tarah hum sabse aage nikal entrace door par khade hote hue hume andar lekar aayi KHANAK....


KHANAK-mom, these are my friends...he is EKPREET, that's RAJAT,NAISHA,ANJALI,SAM,RASHI,SONU,NITS and he is SANVY...

HELLO MAM,NAMASTE MAM...


lagbhagh 5.7 inchi lambi ek georgette saari pehne hue behadh khubsoorat mahila,MRS SHILPA RAWAT as in KHANAK ki mom joki hall me hi sofe par baithi thi, unhe hum sabka intro diya KHANAK ne aur humne bhi apne apne tarike se wish kiya unhe jispar..


SHILPA RAWAT-hello baccho..so finally,we met... KHANAK bohot baatein karti hai aap sabke baare me..

and please,no MAM..aunty kahoge aap sab mujhe..


SHILPA aunty ki baat par hum sab bas muskura diye jiske baad..


EKPREET-aunty,some gifts..

AUNTY-itne gifts..itni formality ki zaroorat nahi thi beta..


EKPREET ke saath baaki sabne bhi apne apne gifts aunty ki taraf badhaye jisse dekh kahi ye baat unhone jispar koi kuch kehta ki tabhi..


KIS FORMALITY KI ZAROORAT NAHI THI BHAI...


andar ek room se bahar aate KHANAK ke dad MR PRABAL RAWAT ne apne dumdaar awaaz me pucha ye sawal jispar hum sab jo ab tak casually khade the, achanak hi kisi army man ki tarah saawdhaan ki mudra me khade ho gaye...


(INFO:-LIEUTENANT GENERAL MR PRABAL RAWAT..1989 tha inka first service year jo ab tak continued hai..waise toh 52 ke hain ye par dikhne me 45 ke bhi nahi lagte..kadh,6.2,saaf rang aur chehre par kisi proud Indian ka tej saaf jhalakta tha..muchen kisi typical army man ki tarah dono kinaro se hamare raashtra dwaj ke hi tarah hamesha upar uthi hui jo apne shaan ki gaatha bina bole hi bata rahi thi)

KHANAK-now that's my dad...dad,my friends..

SAB-hello sir..


hamare greetings ke baad aunty ki tarah hamara intro uske dad ke aage bhi diya KHANAK ne jispar..


UNCLE-hello bacchon...how are you all doing..??

SAB-fine sir, thanks...

UNCLE-you all can call me uncle..arre ye kya,itne gifts..??

AUNTY-issi formality ki baat kar rahi thi mai...

UNCLE-true...

SAM-uncle, this is for you...


baaki sabke haathon me gift wraps the par SAM ne ek patla aur lamba open gift bag sa pakda tha jisse uncle ke paas jaate hue aage kiya usne..


wahin uncle ne ek nazar daali SAM par jisne baakiyon ki tarah sirf formal shirt aur trousers nahi balki shirt ke upar ek bohot hi khubsoorat aur latest blazer bhi pehna hua tha..

impress hue the uncle SAM ke apperance se aur ye impression tab aur badh gaya jab uske laaye bag ke andar rakhi chiz nikali uncle ne..


UNCLE-"DOM PERIGNON,2008...


nice but beta,itna mehenge champagne laane ki zaroorat nahi thi tumhe..


DOM PERIGNON..one of the finest modern vintage champagne aur jo 750 ml ki bottle SAM laaya tha,keemat uski 25k se zyada thi jo uske manufacturing year ko dekh jaan chuki thi uncle ki paarkhi aankhein...


SAM-zaroorat nahi thi uncle,but because it's an honour to meet a personality like you,mujhe laga ki gift bhi aisa hona chahiye jo aapki glittering aur shining personality ko suit kare...

UNCLE-hahaha...if that's the case,i humbly accept your gift son..

come..aap sab bhi aayiye bacchon..


SAM ko apni side se lagate hue aage badhe uncle jiske baad hum sab bhi unke piche ho liye...


NITS-loundi pate na pate,loundi ka baap zaroor pat chuka hai is SAM se..


mere kaan me dheere se kahi ye baat NITS ne jispar mai bas smile kar gaya..

khair,hall kaafi bada tha is duplex bunglow ka aur jahan hum jaa rahe the, dining table par usse thoda pehle wall par ek bada sa board bana hua tha jisme tange the LIEUTENANT GENERAL PRABAL RAWAT ki shourya gaatha..

unke achieve liye hue medals ke square prints...

PVSM
ATI VISHISHT SEVA MEDAL
VISHISHT SEVA MEDAL
YUDH SEVA MEDAL
SENA MEDAL.


SAM-wow uncle... that's an incredible board of honour...

UNCLE-army pasand hai aapko...!!

SAM-pasand..!!!uncle ARMY is the backbone of our country.. pasand naapasand ka toh option hi nahi hai..

we are bound to respect them..i mean you...


SAM ka jawab bohot bhaaya tha uncle ko jo unke face par saaf dikh raha tha..

khair,us board of honour ke paas kuch der rook hum sab dinner table ki taraf badh chale..

is beech ek servent ne sabhi ke gift wraps collect kar liye the..

kuch dishes jo abhi just complete hui thi,unhe plates me sajane ke liye kitchen ki taraf badh chuki thi..

wahin dusra servent salads aur paani wagairah saleeke se saja raha tha...

is beech uncle hum sabhi ke saath dining table par baith chuke the jiske baad..


UNCLE-toh bacchon, how's your study going on..??

SAB-good uncle..

UNCLE-aur SAM...kya karte hain aapke parents..??

SAM-uncle mom dad toh divorced hain..mai apni mom ke saath rehta hun..

SMRITI CHANDER... that's my mom..she runs a diamond manufacturing company called GLITTERS...

UNCLE-GLITTERS...woh toh uttarakhand ki sabse badi diamond manufacturing company hai.. right..??

SAM-jee uncle..

UNCLE-toh aage chalkar mom ki company sambhalne ka iraada hai..!!!

SAM-abhi us baare me socha nahi hai uncle..par mai apne dum par mom ki tarah naam earn karna chahta hun...

UNCLE-thats good..par son, uske liye bohot hardwork karna padega...

tumhari mom ne ek bohot bade mukaam par hain..

unke aas paas bhi apne dum par agar pahunchna hai toh you got to be the very best..

EKPREET-that he already is uncle..SAM SIRIUS ka champion hai..study,sports, acadamics..

har chiz me number 1 hai ye..infact pichle saal interschool championship bhi issine jeeti thi..

he is the best of dehradun..


EKPREET ki baat sun uncle joki pehle se hi SAM se kaafi impressed the, us impression ka level aur badh gaya..


UNCLE-really.. that's very very good SAM...toh acadamics me bhi ache ho tum..kaun kaun se skills me knowledge rakhte ho...

EKPREET-pattern stuffs,unki note taking, acadamic thinking as in journalistic styles,communicating, collaborating skills..

aise hi kuch chizon ke baare me padhna aur janana acha lagta hai uncle..

UNCLE-what about the theoratical knowledge of your country's army..

SAM-oh i love to know as much as i can uncle..

UNCLE-toh kuch puchun hamari army ke baare me..???


ab ye pata tha mujhe.. students hain hum aur is waqt army man ke saamne hai toh ye topic toh uthega hi..

kyunki har reputative military man jisne apni zindagi ki kayi sadi di ho apne desh ko,woh ye zaroor janana chahega ki yuva pidhi apne desh ke sabse mahatpurn stambh "ARMY" ke baare kitna jaanti hai...


SAM-sure uncle.. puchiye..

UNCLE-dehradun me rehte ho tum sab aur is waqt apne sheher ke hi MILITARY ACADAMY ki boundry ke andar ho...

toh yahi batao, DEHRADUN MILITARY ACADAMY ka motto kya hai...???

SAM-VEERTA AUR VIVEK...

UNCLE-very good..acha ye batao,INDIAN ARMY kul teen bhaagon me baati gayi hai..

un teen bhagon ka naam kya hai..??

SAM-thal sena as indian army..
nou sena as in indian navy aur vaayu sena as in indian air force...

UNCLE-impressive..aur baccho,aap me se koi batao ki hamari thal sena ka motto kya hai..??


SAM se nahi,baaki sab se pucha tha ye sawal uncle ne jispar mujhe chhod baaki sab sochne waale thobde ke saath busy ho gaye jiske baad..


RAJAT-haan,yaad aaya, service before self.. khud se pehle seva..

UNCLE- right...

aur nou sena ka motto..???

SONU/EKPREET-SSHARNO VVARRUN

jal ke devta humari raksha karo.....

EKPREET ne saaf aur SONU ne halka atakte hue ek hi jawab diya joki sahi tha..

UNCLE-bilkul sahi aur vaayu sena ka dhyaye vaakya..!!!

NITS-ye mujhe pata hai..garv se aakash ko chhuo...

UNCLE-well jawab toh sahi hai par proper nahi..jo aapne kaha, woh exact moto ka hindi anuvaad hai..asal shabd nahi..

ANJALI-nabhsparsham diptam..

UNCLE-bilkul sahi..bohot acche beta..


jahan ek taraf ye dekh ki sirf SAM hi nahi,unki beti ke baaki dost bhi army ko lekar knowledgeable hain,khush the uncle wahin dusri in sab ke douran mujhpar bhi dhyan jaa chuka tha unka..

pehle toh meri dress joki college going look waali thi,dusri uncle ne notice kiya tha ki baaki sabke haathon me gifts the siway mere and at the end, uncle ne ye bhi dekha ki unke puche gaye sawalon par maine jawab dene ki koshish karna toh chhod, interest bhi nahi dikhaya hai..


UNCLE-kya baat hai beta..??aapko dekh kar lagta hai jaise apne desh ki army me bilkul interest nahi hai aapko..

mujhe pucha tha uncle ne ye sawal jispar..


MAI-bilkul hai uncle..waise puch sakta hun ki kyun laga aapko aisa...???


jahan baaki sab ab bhi uncle se koi bhi baat karne me halke hichak rahe the,wahin maine bindaas unki aankhon me dekh pucha tha ye sawal jispar mere sabhi dost hairan bhi hue aur mere mooh fath hone ki wajah se uncle ko bura na lag jaaye,iska dar bhi satane laga tha un sabko..

aur KHANAK...woh toh sabse zyada ghabra uthi thi..par saamne hi baithe the uske dad aur mai usse thoda door..

kuch keh ya ishara kar sakti thi nahi woh isiliye bas pray karti hui chupchaap baithi thi..

khair,mere sawal ko sun..


UNCLE-aapne mere puche kisi bhi sawal me interest nahi dikhaya..jawab dene ki koshish bhi nahi ki..

MAI-common sawal the uncle jinka jawab bhi utna hi aam tha..ye sabhi jaante the unka jawab phir ek extra awaaz ki bhala kya zaroorat..

UNCLE-really..toh aap kehna chahte hain ki army se related woh sawal jo normally zyada logon ko pata nahi hote,unke jawab aap de sakte hain..

MAI-uncle,mere according army par sawal jawab nahi hote.informations hoti hai jinhe jaanana bhi ek gourav ki baat hai..

for example,hamari army ke vaayu sena ka dhyaya vaakya hai,nabhsparsh diptam jo ANJALI ne bataya aur ussika hindi anuvaad,garv se aakash ko chhuo,jo NITS ne bataya,asal me ye moto geeta ke gyarve adhyay se liya gaya hai..

mahabharat ke mahayudh ke dauran kurukshetra me BHAGWAAN SHRI KRISHNA ARJUN ko updesh de rahe the..

hamari vaayu sena ka dhyaya vaakya ussi updesh se liya gaya hai...


meri baat sun joki sahi thi, uncle toh man hi man hairan hue the par mere sabhi dost mooh faade mujhe hi dekh rahe the...

khair,kuch seconds mujhe dekhte rehne ke baad..


UNCLE-info bilkul sahi hai son but the thing is ki agar MOTTO pata hai toh usse related ye jaankari nikalna jo aapne abhi batayi,ye common baat hai..

agar mai aapse inhi army mottos se related ek aisa sawal puchun jo out of the box hai aur zyadatar logon ko nahi pata toh doge jawab aap...??

MAI-jawab de hi dunga,ye kaise bata sakta hun mai uncle..ho sakta hai ki zyadatar logon ki tarah jawab mujhe bhi nahi pata ho.

but i will try..agar nahi bhi pata hua,toh aapke through kuch naya jaan jaaunga mai..


UNCLE ko laga ki ab unhe pampering kar raha hun mai taaki unke puche sawal ke jawab naa pata hone par bhi embarrassment naa face karni pade mujhe..

khair,sawal toh puchna hi tha unhe aur isiliye...


UNCLE-ok then..geeta ke through ek motto ki detailing di aapne toh ussise milta julta ek sawal hai par thoda tricky hai..

dhyan se sunana..

"yadi tum maare jaate ho toh swarg prapt karoge..yadi vijayi hote ho toh prithvi ko bhogoge.isiliye hey kunti putr arjun,yudh karne ka nishchay karkar khade ho jaao..."

ye wordings bhi GEETA se hi li gayi hai...kya aap bata sakte ho ki kis army regiment me in wordings se bana MOTTO use hota hai aur woh exact MOTO hai kya..???

MAI-gadhwal riffles...aur unka exact MOTO hai YUDHAYA KRUTH NISHCHAY...

matlab yudh ka nishchay karo..

"hatoh waa praapsyasi swarg jiswah waa bhokshyase mahim!

tasmadutisht kountyaya yudhyaya kruth nishchaya.

geeta ke issi shlok ke aakhri teen shabdon se liya gaya hai woh motto...


kehte hain ki kabhi kabhi soch badalne me waqt nahi lagta..aisa hi kuch abhi mere aur uncle ke beech hua tha..

jahan kuch seconds pehle tak woh mujhe ek carefree nonsense youth samajh rahe the,wahin mere is ek jawab ne joki completely deep aur accurate tha,unka mere prati percpective pura hi badal diya tha..

behadh khushi aur proudly dekh rahe the uncle is waqt mujhe par isse pehle ki woh mujhse kuch kehte..


DINNERS READY....


ye aunty thi jo ghar ke dono servents ke saath milkar pura dinner lekar aa rahi thi aur ye dekh KHANAK aur baaki teeno girls turant lapakne ko hue unki taraf par tabhi..


AUNTY-arre baitho beta.. it's not that much..


apni baat bolte hue aunty aur woh dono servents table par saari dishes sajane lage..

butter roti se lekar naan,zeera rice se lekar daal makhni,chicken tandoori se lekar paneer do pyaza,sab bana tha aaj is dinner me..

koi mini dawat se kam nahi lag raha tha ye dinner occasion..

saare dishes serve hue jiske baad hum sabka khaana shuru hua..

khaane ke beech baat karne ki pratha idhar bhi banned thi isiliye dinner badi shaanti se beeta par is beech uncle lagatar mujhe dekhe jaa rahe the..

waise pata toh mujhe bhi thi ye baat par khaana itna sahi tha ki meri nazar apni plate ko chhod kahin aur gayi hi nahi..

saala iska 10 percent focus bhi padhayi me nahi kiya tha maine kabhi...

anyways,kuch der me hamara dinner khatm hua jiske baad desert ke naam par servents ne vanilla aur black current ice-cream ke bade bade bowls hamare beech rakh diye the jinhe aunty ne hamari pasand ke flavour ke according hume serve kiya..

aur is dauran...


UNCLE-waise kya naam bataya tha aapne apna son..??

MAI-SANVEER uncle...SANVEER AHARYA..


mera naam sunte hi uncle ko man hi man laga halka sa jhatka aur..

UNCLE-your parents...???

MAI-mere dad kuch saalon pehle guzar chuke hain...i live with my mom..

woh yahin B.O.B main branch me FIELD OFFICER hain..her name is VERONICA PAUL AHARYA...

and my father's was...

UNCLE-MR SANEEL AHARYA...


meri jagah uncle ne naam liya mere dad ka jispar bas haan me sir hilaya maine par is douran kuch feel kiya tha maine..

mere dad ka naam lete waqt pehli baar halke nervous dikhe the uncle..

khair, uncle ke mere dad ka naam lete hi..


AUNTY-you knew him..???kya woh bhi army me the...

UNCLE-nahi,bas suna tha unka naam maine..sorry for your loss son...


uncle ki baat par bas halke se muskura bhar diya mai jiske baad..


AUNTY-so bacchon,ummid hai ki khaana pasand aaya hoga aap sabko...

MAI-it was yummy aunty...and thanks for inviting us..

UNCLE-pleasure was completely ours son..


ice cream khatm ho chuki thi hum sabki isiliye apni jagah par khade hote hue kahi apni baat maine jispar uncle aur aur aunty bhi khade ho chuke the..

mere sabhi dost, girls bhi uth chuke the aur uncle aunty ko farewell thanks kehne hi waale the ki tabhi..


MAI-uncle,a small gift..mehengi toh nahi hai par shayad aapko achi lage..


apne back pocket me se ek chota sa wooden box nikala maine aur uncle ki taraf badha diya jisse pakadte pakadte hi unki aankhon me hairani dikhne lagi thi..

DALBERGIA...wood joki sheesham ki tarah hi hota hai ya fir te kahun ki seesham hi hai bas ek aur swaroop bhi hota hai is lakdi ka jo thoda aur gehra rehta hai..

kaafi rare lakdi ka swaroop hai ye aur issi lakdi se bana tha woh chota sa box jo maine uncle ko diya tha aur unki anubhavi aankhon ne us lakdi ki vilakshanta ko pehchaan bhi liya tha..

par kotuhal unke man me us box ke andar rakhi chiz ke liye zyada ho chala tha aur isiliye unhone turant us box ko khola aur aisa karte hi jo chiz unke saamne aayi,pehle toh usse dekh woh zyada samjhe nahi par jab haath aage badha unhone us CHIZ ko chhua toh aankhein badi ho gayi unki...

ek chamkile peetal rang ki ring jiski chamikili rangat halki halki udi hui thi,woh thi us box ke andar..

us ring ke chaaron taraf "VANDE MATARAM"ye shabd gude hue the..

par uncle ki hairani ka kaaran na woh shabd tha aur naa woh ring balki us ring ko chhute hi uske nirman kriya ka abhaas ho chuka tha unhe aur isiliye aankhon me sawal liye woh mujhe dekh rahe the jispar..


MAI-jee haan uncle..you guessed it right.. used bullets se bani hai ye ring..

aur koi aisi waisi bullets se nahi balki hamare desh ki freedom fight ke one of the most important movement,THE NON COOPERATION MOVEMENT ke waqt hamare freedom fighters ke istemal kiye gaye bandhook ki goli se bani hai ye ring...

one of my dad's prized possession..maine socha isse unke paas hona chahiye jo isse sabse zyada deserve karte hain..

aap..toh mai yahi le aaya..i hope aapko acha laga..

meri baat toh shayad aadhi hi suni thi uncle ne..unka sara dhyan toh bas us ring ko chunne aur usse sach maanane me laga hua tha..

par meri aakhri baad sun unhone meri taraf dekha aur..


UNCLE-sach kaha tha tumne son..ye wakayi mehengi nahi hai.kyunki iski keemat lagayi hi nahi jaa sakti..

jung me bohot se medals jeete hain maine par ye ring,isse bada samman kabhi kisine nahi rakha mere haathon me..

thankyou beta, thankyou very very much...

aage badh kar gale hi laga liya tha uncle ne mujhe..army man the toh rona dhona toh hone se raha unse par us ring ko paakar kitne khush aur bhaavuk the woh,ye unki mujhpar pakad se saaf zaahir ho raha tha...

khair,kuch seconds baad jab uncle mujhse alag hue toh...


MAI-ok uncle,we will take your leave now..

aunty,thanks for the dinner..khana wakayi bohot tasty tha..

AUNTY-beta tumhara hi ghar hai..jab dil kare,aa jaana...


mere sir par haath ferte hue kahi ye baat aunty ne.

uncle ki khushi dekh woh bhi bohot khush thi..

khair,aunty ki baat sun mai aur baaki sab palat bahar jaane ko hue par tabhi..

mujhe apne kandhe par ek strong haath mehsoos hua..

ye uncle the jo mujhe saath liye mere saath hi baahar chal diye the aur ye dekh..


NITS-maan gaye bhai SANVY...100 rang birangi paintings bhi itne colours nahi dikhati jitne ek baar me tu dikha deta hai...

impression jhaadne ka jo dour SAM ne apni puri taakat dikhate hue shuru kiya tha,saale tune bina mehnet ke hi us dour ko apne waqt me badal diya..

maan gaye prabhu aapko..


khudse hi muskurakar ye budbudate hue mere piche piche ho liya tha NITS..

wahin uncle ke saath chalte hue meri nazar apne right par gayi jahan KHANAK thi aur usse dekh aankh maar di maine jispar sir shake karte hue bas muskura uthi woh..

khair,main door ke bahar aa chuke the hum jiske baad uncle,aunty aur KHANAK teeno rook gaye..

wahin hum sab bahar nikalte hue ek baar palte aur..


SAB-good night uncle,good aunty.. night KHANAK..

KHANAK-good night..

UNCLE/AUNTY-good night bacchon.. araam se jaana..


un teeno ko greet karne ke baad apni apni car ne baith hum sab nikal chuke the jiske baad..


KHANAK-kaise lage dad mere friends...???

DAD-jaise friends ko hona chahiye...they all are good..very good actually...

KHANAK-really..thanks dad..


apne dad ki baat ya phir ye kahun ki remark ko sun khush ho gayi KHANAK aur unhe aur apni mom ko baari baari hug kar apne room ki taraf chal padi jiske baad...


AUNTY-so...!!!

UNCLE-so what...!!??

AUNTY-pehli baar aapko kisise itna zyada impressed hote hue dekha hai...the kid must me special...???

UNCLE-special...!!!aap andaza bhi nahi laga sakti..

AUNTY-aur kahin iska ek kaaran SANVEER ke dad,what was his name,haan,SANEEL AHARYA toh nahi hain..

UNCLE-aur aisa kyun laga aapko...???

AUNTY- SANVEER ke dad ka naam lete waqt shock aur nervousness,dono ke bhaav jaage the aapke face par..

ab ye coincidence toh ho nahi sakta ki LIEUTENANT GENERAL PRABAL RAWAT yunhi nervous ho jaaye..

pehle toh nahi hua kabhi aisa...??

UNCLE-sharp observations,haan...!!!

AUNTY-aakhir biwi kiski hun..??

UNCLE-hahahaha..haan,ek kaaran woh bhi hai..

AUNTY-aap jaante the unhe..??

UNCLE-haan bhi aur nahi bhi...

AUNTY-iska kya matlab hua..???

UNCLE-pehli baar aur iske baad kayi baar MR SANEEL ko apne hi acadamy me kuch cadets ke saath yunhi baat chit karte hue dekha tha maine..

haste muskurate mazak karte hue hi notice kiya tha maine har baar unhe...

tab laga tha ki kisi cadet, officer ke rishtedar ya friend honge..

par ye galatfehmi thi meri jo bohot jald door ho gayi...

yaad hai,8 saal pehle FIELD MARSHAL AMAR DEEP SINGH BHINDER yahan aaye hue the...

tab kisi kaam se unke stay par gaya tha mai...

lekin hall me kadam rakhne se pehle hi jo dekha maine, woh kabhi nahi bhul paaya mai..

maine dekha ki SANEEL AHARYA hamare FIELD MARSHAL ke saath khade kuch baat kar rahe hain..

AUNTY-par isme hairan hone waali kaun si baat thi...???

UNCLE-jab army ke sabse bade ohde par kaabiz FIELD MARSHAL
AMAR DEEP SINGH BHINDER ek civilian SANEEL AHARYA ke saamne saavdhaan position me khada ho aur baat aise kar raha ho jaise koi student apne sabse senior teacher se karta hai,toh hairani hoti hi hai...


uncle ki baat sun aunty kuch bol hi nahi paayi..woh bas aankhein faade uncle ki baat ko sun khadi hui thi jisse dekh..


UNCLE-haan, aisa hi kuch reaction tha mera...

AUNTY-aapne kabhi jaanane ki koshish nahi ki MR SANEEL AHARYA ke baare me..

UNCLE-tumhe lagta hai nahi ki hogi..ki,bohot ki par kuch pata nahi chala..

aur jiske aage puri ARMY ka number one designated officer bhi saavdhaan position me khada ho,usse directly toh confront nahi kar sakta naa mai..

isiliye kuch waqt baad jab mujhe kuch bhi pata nahi chala toh jaane diya maine..

AUNTY-strange..

UNCLE-hmm,par utna hi strange ye ladka hai.. SANVEER..

AUNTY-strange..woh kaise...!!!

UNCLE-KHANAK ka ek friend bata raha tha ki SAM unki school ka champ hai..

but SANVEER ke hote koi aur kaise champ ho sakta hai...!!!

AUNTY-oh common,ye kya baat hui..???zaroori thodi naa hai ki agar dad khaas hon toh unka beta bhi waisa hi hoga...!!!!

UNCLE-khaas..!!!woh ladka kitna khaas hai,ye feel kar liya tha maine dining table par..

uski baatein, confidence ek alag level ki hain...

usse andaza nahi hai ki woh sahi hai,woh jaanta hai ki woh sahi hai...

ek aisa sitara jo apni chamak se 100 surya ki roshni bhi dhak de..par surprisingly, woh khudki chamak ko hi chhupaye hue hai...

AUNTY-mujhe toh WOH bas ek jolly,full of life aur open book ki tarah ladka laga..

suspicious toh bilkul nahi thi uski identity..

UNCLE-yahi toh sabse alag baat hai...jolly,full of life aur open bhi hai woh magar phir bhi usme kuch toh alag hai,kahin na kahin GALATH hai..kyunki...




jab zamin khudko udhede hi nahi,toh koi GADE TOH GADE KAISE...???

jab dushman dikhe hi naa toh koi LADE TOH LADE KAISE...???

khuli kitaab hai WOH par panne chipke hue...

aur jab woh panne alag hi naa ho toh koi kitaab PADHE TOH PADHE KAISE...???












AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...










AAPKA APNA V...J...

 

[SameerK]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI NITS AUR SANVY KI SHAANDAR BALLEBAAZI KI MADAD SE SAM KI TEAM ROHAN KI TEAM KO HARA DETI HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-15



30TH APRIL 2019



CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SANEEL'S RESIDENCE





MY,MY...AAJ TOH MERE DONO BACCHE KUCH ZYADA HI HANDSOME LAG RAHE HAIN..

WHAT'S THE OCCASION...!!!DOUBLE DATES PAR JAA RAHE HO KYA...???


SONU aur NITS ke ghar me aate hi puchi ye baat MAA ne..

BLACK SHIRT jisse kaafi ache se tuck in kiya tha apke wrangler blue JEANS me SONU ne aur kuch waise hi WHITE SHIRT ke saath blue jeans me tha NITS..

baal bhi dono ke aaj kuch zyada hi kareene se saje the maano jel ka lep lagaya ho unpar..

deo ke saath apni apni shirt par halka halka perfume bhi chhidka tha dono mahanubhavon ne..

shoes bhi brown aur black pointed pehne the aur jo kabhi nahi karte the dono, haath me watch bhi baandhi thi loundo ne..

ab unhe aisa chakachak ready hokar toh kahin jaate rare hi dekha tha kabhi MAA ne isiliye date waali baat par chedha unhone dono ko jispar..


SONU-isska ttoh ppata nnahi aunty ppar mmera aur ddate ka kkoi rrelation nnahi bban ssakta kkabhi...

NITS-hau,,aur kabhi banana bhi mat..kyunki tere chaar sentence bolne tak toh date ki timing hi khatm ho jaayegi..

MAA-NITTU.. GALATH baat...kabhi bhi kisike genuine problems ka mazak nahi udaate..

maana besty ho tum dono par phir bhi, it's not good...

SONU-itts ok aunty...mmujhe iskke aur SANVY kke mmazak ppar tthoda bbhi bbura nnahi llagta...

wwaise bbhi,inkki jjagah kkoi aur mmere sttamering kka mmazak uddaye ttoh ye ddono hhi uskki haallath kkharab kkar ddete hhain..


MAA ki baat dun sorry bolne jaa raha tha NITS par SONU ne jo kaha,joki sach bhi tha,usse sun bas muskura utha woh..

wahin smile toh MAA ke face par bhi thi jiske baad..


MAA-aisa hona bhi chahiye..agar kabhi teri problem me tere saath,infact tere aage nahi khade hue ye toh mujhe batana..

taange tod dungi in dono ke...waise ab bataoge ki itna ready hokar jaa kahan rahe ho..???

SONU-SANVY nne nnahi bbataya aapko..??? humare ppure ggroup kko KKHANAK nne apne gghar ppar ddinner mme bbulaya hai...

MAA-really.. that's good...

NITS-kya good aunty.. dinner timing 7 pm ki rakhi hai usne..batao bhala,itni jaldi koi dinner karta hai kya..??

mujhe toh aisa feel ho raha hai jaise snacks khaane jaa rahe hain...

MAA-hahaha..ye KHANAK ke dad army man hain..??

NITS-jee aunty.. aur woh bhi LIEUTENANT GENERAL...

MAA-toh beta,unki dinner timing toh aisi hi hoti hai..

and they are very very punctual too..time se pehle pahunch jaana warna first impression hi bigaad jaana hai..

NITS-isiliye toh 6 baje hi ready ho gaye hum.. waise woh kumbhkaran kidhar hai..

soya toh nahi hua ab tak hamesha ki tarah..


SANVY din me 10 ghante se zyada sota tha..ek saath nahi,gaps le lekar..

jaante the ye baat SONU aur NITS isiliye pucha unhone ye sawal jispar..


MAA-piche dekho.. sir araam se baithe hamari baatein sun rahe hain..

NITS-tu...abbe yahan kya hum koi performance de rahe hain jisse tu judge kar raha hai jo pair par pair rakh chupchap baitha hua hai..

aur ye kya kapde pehne hain tune...??


MAA ki baat sun jab NITS palte toh mujhe half red t-shirt aur black jeans me araam se baitha paaya jispar kahin NITS ne apni baat..


MAI-6.30 hi hue hai abhi..KHANAK ka ghar yahan se bas 10 minute ki doori par hai phir kaahe ki hadbadi..

isiliye apan baithe chill kar rahe the..aur kya kapde pehne hain matlab...???

abbe nayi khareedi hai ye t-shirt.isse better aur kya hoga sirf ek dinner ke liye..

NITS-bhai..army walon ke yahan jaa rahe hain..aur woh log appearance par kaafi dhyan dete hain..

MAI-bhai kapde chaahe GALATH ho,banda sahi hona chahiye jo hum hain...

aur saccha army man saamne waale ke badan ke ache bure kapde nahi,uski aankhon me saaf aur gandi niyat dekhta hai...

chale ab ki aur gyan chahiye...


apni baat bol mai aage badh gaya aur mere piche piche SONU aur NITS bhi ho liye..

wahin hamare ghar se bahar nikal NITS ki car me baiththe tak MAA hume darwaze se dekhti rahi aur car ke aage badhte hi man me chal rahe thought ke saath door band kar diya unhone..


MAA-kabhi 10 saal ka ziddi baccha hai toh kabhi 60 ka anubhavi buzurg...

woh waqt bhi bas kuch waqt ka hi mohtaj hai jab chaand ki sheetalta se lekar suraj ki ugrata ka ek vilakshan udaharan banega mera SANVY....






PLACE-THE RAWAT'S RESIDENCE





ABBE TUMLOG ANDAR NAHI GAYE...


SAM, EKPREET, RAJAT, NAISHA, ANJALI aur RASHI se puchi thi ye baat NITS ne...

KHANAK ke us military duplex bunglow ke bahar hi khade the sabhi jinke paas humne bhi apni car roki thi...


SAM-ab bhai hume laga saath hi chalna chahiye isiliye yahi wait kar rahe the tum teeno ka..

NITS-sidhe sidhe bol naa, KHANAK ke baap ke saamne jaane me phat rahi hai teri..

EKPREET-ye kya hum sabhi nervous hain bhai..

morning jab KHANAK ne kaha ki uske dad ne hum sabko aaj dinner ke liye invite kiya hai,tab tak sab normal tha par jab uske baapuji ka sahi intro pata chala toh suk puk suk puk chaalu ho gayi apni...

RAJAT-ab bhai,apne state aur idhar ki military academy ke senior most commandant officer hain woh...

kinhi royalty se milne jaa rahe hain,aisi feeling aa rahi hai...

MAI-abbe commandant officer, LIEUTENANT GENERAL,ye sab ohde unki work line ke liye hain,apne liye woh bas KHANAK ke baapu ji hain..

chill karo aur chalo andar.. dinner jaldi hoga,is chakkar me lunch bhi kam hi kiya tha aaj maine..

bhook lagi hai zor ki...

ANJALI-ye beda garg karega aaj hum sabka...yahan hum is baat se nervous aur excited hain ki itne respectable personality se milenge aur ye idhar bas khaana khaane aaya hai..bhukkad..

MAI-haan,mai hi khaana khaane aaya hun...tu toh paani peekar nikal legi..

aur kare bhi kyun naa,ghar par teen chaar logon ka khana aur phir lagatar sabka dimag jo khaati rehti hai,bhook kahan se lagegi tujhe..

ee SAM..leke jaa re isko...

ANJALI-tu toh rook.. batati hun tujhe aaj...

MAI-mujhe pehle se hi pata hai..naak dhaari surpnakha hai tu...


ANJALI lapki mujhe maarne par SAM ne usse pakadte hue rok liya aur..


SAM-oh stop it yaar..jab dekho shuru ho jaate ho..jagah toh dekh liya karo kamsekam..

ANJALI-tum chhodo mujhe...iska toh mooh tod dungi aaj mai..mujhe surpnakha bolta hai..

MAI-pura bol..naak dhaari surpnakha... aur bura tujhe kyun lag raha hai..

bura toh original surpnakha ko lagna chahiye jo tere saath comparison ho gaya uska...

ANJALI-teri toh...


kisi tarah chhuda liya ANJALI ne SAM se khudko aur pahunchi mere paas woh...

aur bas..

kameeni ne pakad liye mere baal aur kheenchne lagi..wahin maine pakda uska gala aur dabane laga..

zor se nahi, bas itna ki woh mujhe chhod de par isse pehle ki aisa ho paata...


GUYZZZ..WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING...???


KHANAK thi ye jo apne ghar ke main door se paas khadi aankhen faade hume dekh rahi thi..

wahin uski awaaz sun maine ANJALI ko aur usne mujhe turant chhoda jiske baad..


MAI-hey KHANAK.. looking good...isse bhi thode tips de dena, achi toh tab bhi nahi lagegi par haan,ladki toh ban jaayegi kamsekam...


GREEN POLY RAYON PARTY GOWN pehna hua tha KHANAK ne jisme woh kisi princess se kam nahi lag rahi thi..

waise toh dinner party ke liye suitable dresses sabhi girls ne pehna tha par un sabhi taare numa ladkiyon ke beech akeli KHANAK chaand nazar aa rahi thi..

wahin usse complete contrast outfit me tha mai..

KHANAK ki awaaz sun maine aur ANJALI ne chhod diya tha ek dusre ko par uska mujhe ghurna band nahi hua tha..

kabhi mere bikhre baalon ko toh kabhi mere college going outfit ko dekh rahi thi KHANAK aur mai kisi gadhe ki tarah bas usse tukur tukur dekh raha tha jispar kuch seconds baad halke se muskurayi woh aur..


KHANAK-bahar kya kar rahe ho tum sab...??? anyways,chalo andar, dinner aur mom dad,teeno hi tum sabse milne ke liye ready hain...

SAM-ok..just one second...


ye bol SAM apni car ki taraf badha.woh hi kya,ANJALI,RASHI,RAJAT,NAISHA bhi uske saath gaye aur agle hi kuch hi palon me un sabke haathon ne kuch na kuch wrapped gift boxes the..

par gazab toh tab hua jab un paanchon ki tarah SONU aur NITS bhi do gift wraps lete hue mere baaju me khade ho gaye jispar kai kabhi un boxes ko dekhta toh kabhi un dono chutiyon ko jinhone mujhe is baare me bataya bhi nahi.

mere un dono ke taraf dekhte hi dono ne apne apne kandhe uchka diye the..

anyways,sabke haathon me gift wraps dekh..


KHANAK-ye sab kya lekar aa gaye ho guyzz..???

EKPREET-arre pehli baar tere ghar aaye hain woh bhi tere mom dad ke invitation par toh itna toh banta hi hai..

RAJAT-aur chill kar tu,kuch khaas nahi laaye hum..

mai, EKPREET, RASHI aur NAISHA toh kuch home decor sculptures laaye hain...

aur SONU,NNITS SSWEETS aur FFRUITS laaye hain...

KHANAK-wow, great..aur SANVY, tum kya laaye ho...??

MAI-arre hum toh khud hi tohfa hain...

ANJALI-gift aur tu..bhangaar me bhi naa le tujhe koi...

MAI-kahan se lega..bhangar me waste materials lete hain, matlab teri jaisi chizen..mera kya kaam udhar..

aur EKPREET,SONU aur NITS kya laaye hain,tujhe kaise pata..???

EKPREET-mujhe kya,sabhi ko pata hai.. conference me hum sabne milkar hi toh tay kiya tha ki kaun kya laayega..

ANJALI-aur conference ke liye mobile ki zaroorat hoti hai jo tere paas hai nahi, isiliye tu reh gaya...

EKPREET-wait,tu sach me kuch nahi laaya...SAM ne toh bola tha ki woh tujhe ghar par call karkar bata dega..


EKPREET ki baat sun maine SAM ko dekha jisne mujhe dekh aankh maar di..

MAI man me-oh beta ji .khel gaya lounda...


KHANAK thi hamare beech isiliye kamine ne mujhe lapet liya tha is baar..

not bad...


KHANAK-ye kya discussion liye khade ho guyz..ab ye gift puraan chhodo aur chalo jaldi andar..


KHANAK ki baat sun hum sabko andaza hua ki 7 toh ab se 7 minute pehle hi baj chuke the aur isiliye sabhi turant ghar andar jaane ke liye lapke.


KHANAK-occasion ke hisaab se dress tumhari thodi alag nahi hai..


jab mai aage badha toh mere saath hi ho li thi KHANAK aur pucha mujhse usne ye sawal jispar..


MAI-ab invite bhi toh tumne mujhe sabse alag kiya tha.. toh socha,dress bhi sabse alag pehnu...

kyun,tumhare dad kuch kahenge kya..??

KHANAK-kahenge toh nahi par observe zaroor karenge..

MAI-karne do..mai kaun sa unki beti ka haath maange aaya hun..

KHANAK-kuch bhi bol dete ho naa..!!!


meri baat sun usne sharam se laal hote hue kahi apni baat jiske baad ek sahi mezbaan ki tarah hum sabse aage nikal entrace door par khade hote hue hume andar lekar aayi KHANAK....


KHANAK-mom, these are my friends...he is EKPREET, that's RAJAT,NAISHA,ANJALI,SAM,RASHI,SONU,NITS and he is SANVY...

HELLO MAM,NAMASTE MAM...


lagbhagh 5.7 inchi lambi ek georgette saari pehne hue behadh khubsoorat mahila,MRS SHILPA RAWAT as in KHANAK ki mom joki hall me hi sofe par baithi thi, unhe hum sabka intro diya KHANAK ne aur humne bhi apne apne tarike se wish kiya unhe jispar..


SHILPA RAWAT-hello baccho..so finally,we met... KHANAK bohot baatein karti hai aap sabke baare me..

and please,no MAM..aunty kahoge aap sab mujhe..


SHILPA aunty ki baat par hum sab bas muskura diye jiske baad..


EKPREET-aunty,some gifts..

AUNTY-itne gifts..itni formality ki zaroorat nahi thi beta..


EKPREET ke saath baaki sabne bhi apne apne gifts aunty ki taraf badhaye jisse dekh kahi ye baat unhone jispar koi kuch kehta ki tabhi..


KIS FORMALITY KI ZAROORAT NAHI THI BHAI...


andar ek room se bahar aate KHANAK ke dad MR PRABAL RAWAT ne apne dumdaar awaaz me pucha ye sawal jispar hum sab jo ab tak casually khade the, achanak hi kisi army man ki tarah saawdhaan ki mudra me khade ho gaye...


(INFO:-LIEUTENANT GENERAL MR PRABAL RAWAT..1989 tha inka first service year jo ab tak continued hai..waise toh 52 ke hain ye par dikhne me 45 ke bhi nahi lagte..kadh,6.2,saaf rang aur chehre par kisi proud Indian ka tej saaf jhalakta tha..muchen kisi typical army man ki tarah dono kinaro se hamare raashtra dwaj ke hi tarah hamesha upar uthi hui jo apne shaan ki gaatha bina bole hi bata rahi thi)

KHANAK-now that's my dad...dad,my friends..

SAB-hello sir..


hamare greetings ke baad aunty ki tarah hamara intro uske dad ke aage bhi diya KHANAK ne jispar..


UNCLE-hello bacchon...how are you all doing..??

SAB-fine sir, thanks...

UNCLE-you all can call me uncle..arre ye kya,itne gifts..??

AUNTY-issi formality ki baat kar rahi thi mai...

UNCLE-true...

SAM-uncle, this is for you...


baaki sabke haathon me gift wraps the par SAM ne ek patla aur lamba open gift bag sa pakda tha jisse uncle ke paas jaate hue aage kiya usne..


wahin uncle ne ek nazar daali SAM par jisne baakiyon ki tarah sirf formal shirt aur trousers nahi balki shirt ke upar ek bohot hi khubsoorat aur latest blazer bhi pehna hua tha..

impress hue the uncle SAM ke apperance se aur ye impression tab aur badh gaya jab uske laaye bag ke andar rakhi chiz nikali uncle ne..


UNCLE-"DOM PERIGNON,2008...


nice but beta,itna mehenge champagne laane ki zaroorat nahi thi tumhe..


DOM PERIGNON..one of the finest modern vintage champagne aur jo 750 ml ki bottle SAM laaya tha,keemat uski 25k se zyada thi jo uske manufacturing year ko dekh jaan chuki thi uncle ki paarkhi aankhein...


SAM-zaroorat nahi thi uncle,but because it's an honour to meet a personality like you,mujhe laga ki gift bhi aisa hona chahiye jo aapki glittering aur shining personality ko suit kare...

UNCLE-hahaha...if that's the case,i humbly accept your gift son..

come..aap sab bhi aayiye bacchon..


SAM ko apni side se lagate hue aage badhe uncle jiske baad hum sab bhi unke piche ho liye...


NITS-loundi pate na pate,loundi ka baap zaroor pat chuka hai is SAM se..


mere kaan me dheere se kahi ye baat NITS ne jispar mai bas smile kar gaya..

khair,hall kaafi bada tha is duplex bunglow ka aur jahan hum jaa rahe the, dining table par usse thoda pehle wall par ek bada sa board bana hua tha jisme tange the LIEUTENANT GENERAL PRABAL RAWAT ki shourya gaatha..

unke achieve liye hue medals ke square prints...

PVSM
ATI VISHISHT SEVA MEDAL
VISHISHT SEVA MEDAL
YUDH SEVA MEDAL
SENA MEDAL.


SAM-wow uncle... that's an incredible board of honour...

UNCLE-army pasand hai aapko...!!

SAM-pasand..!!!uncle ARMY is the backbone of our country.. pasand naapasand ka toh option hi nahi hai..

we are bound to respect them..i mean you...


SAM ka jawab bohot bhaaya tha uncle ko jo unke face par saaf dikh raha tha..

khair,us board of honour ke paas kuch der rook hum sab dinner table ki taraf badh chale..

is beech ek servent ne sabhi ke gift wraps collect kar liye the..

kuch dishes jo abhi just complete hui thi,unhe plates me sajane ke liye kitchen ki taraf badh chuki thi..

wahin dusra servent salads aur paani wagairah saleeke se saja raha tha...

is beech uncle hum sabhi ke saath dining table par baith chuke the jiske baad..


UNCLE-toh bacchon, how's your study going on..??

SAB-good uncle..

UNCLE-aur SAM...kya karte hain aapke parents..??

SAM-uncle mom dad toh divorced hain..mai apni mom ke saath rehta hun..

SMRITI CHANDER... that's my mom..she runs a diamond manufacturing company called GLITTERS...

UNCLE-GLITTERS...woh toh uttarakhand ki sabse badi diamond manufacturing company hai.. right..??

SAM-jee uncle..

UNCLE-toh aage chalkar mom ki company sambhalne ka iraada hai..!!!

SAM-abhi us baare me socha nahi hai uncle..par mai apne dum par mom ki tarah naam earn karna chahta hun...

UNCLE-thats good..par son, uske liye bohot hardwork karna padega...

tumhari mom ne ek bohot bade mukaam par hain..

unke aas paas bhi apne dum par agar pahunchna hai toh you got to be the very best..

EKPREET-that he already is uncle..SAM SIRIUS ka champion hai..study,sports, acadamics..

har chiz me number 1 hai ye..infact pichle saal interschool championship bhi issine jeeti thi..

he is the best of dehradun..


EKPREET ki baat sun uncle joki pehle se hi SAM se kaafi impressed the, us impression ka level aur badh gaya..


UNCLE-really.. that's very very good SAM...toh acadamics me bhi ache ho tum..kaun kaun se skills me knowledge rakhte ho...

EKPREET-pattern stuffs,unki note taking, acadamic thinking as in journalistic styles,communicating, collaborating skills..

aise hi kuch chizon ke baare me padhna aur janana acha lagta hai uncle..

UNCLE-what about the theoratical knowledge of your country's army..

SAM-oh i love to know as much as i can uncle..

UNCLE-toh kuch puchun hamari army ke baare me..???


ab ye pata tha mujhe.. students hain hum aur is waqt army man ke saamne hai toh ye topic toh uthega hi..

kyunki har reputative military man jisne apni zindagi ki kayi sadi di ho apne desh ko,woh ye zaroor janana chahega ki yuva pidhi apne desh ke sabse mahatpurn stambh "ARMY" ke baare kitna jaanti hai...


SAM-sure uncle.. puchiye..

UNCLE-dehradun me rehte ho tum sab aur is waqt apne sheher ke hi MILITARY ACADAMY ki boundry ke andar ho...

toh yahi batao, DEHRADUN MILITARY ACADAMY ka motto kya hai...???

SAM-VEERTA AUR VIVEK...

UNCLE-very good..acha ye batao,INDIAN ARMY kul teen bhaagon me baati gayi hai..

un teen bhagon ka naam kya hai..??

SAM-thal sena as indian army..
nou sena as in indian navy aur vaayu sena as in indian air force...

UNCLE-impressive..aur baccho,aap me se koi batao ki hamari thal sena ka motto kya hai..??


SAM se nahi,baaki sab se pucha tha ye sawal uncle ne jispar mujhe chhod baaki sab sochne waale thobde ke saath busy ho gaye jiske baad..


RAJAT-haan,yaad aaya, service before self.. khud se pehle seva..

UNCLE- right...

aur nou sena ka motto..???

SONU/EKPREET-SSHARNO VVARRUN

jal ke devta humari raksha karo.....

EKPREET ne saaf aur SONU ne halka atakte hue ek hi jawab diya joki sahi tha..

UNCLE-bilkul sahi aur vaayu sena ka dhyaye vaakya..!!!

NITS-ye mujhe pata hai..garv se aakash ko chhuo...

UNCLE-well jawab toh sahi hai par proper nahi..jo aapne kaha, woh exact moto ka hindi anuvaad hai..asal shabd nahi..

ANJALI-nabhsparsham diptam..

UNCLE-bilkul sahi..bohot acche beta..


jahan ek taraf ye dekh ki sirf SAM hi nahi,unki beti ke baaki dost bhi army ko lekar knowledgeable hain,khush the uncle wahin dusri in sab ke douran mujhpar bhi dhyan jaa chuka tha unka..

pehle toh meri dress joki college going look waali thi,dusri uncle ne notice kiya tha ki baaki sabke haathon me gifts the siway mere and at the end, uncle ne ye bhi dekha ki unke puche gaye sawalon par maine jawab dene ki koshish karna toh chhod, interest bhi nahi dikhaya hai..


UNCLE-kya baat hai beta..??aapko dekh kar lagta hai jaise apne desh ki army me bilkul interest nahi hai aapko..

mujhe pucha tha uncle ne ye sawal jispar..


MAI-bilkul hai uncle..waise puch sakta hun ki kyun laga aapko aisa...???


jahan baaki sab ab bhi uncle se koi bhi baat karne me halke hichak rahe the,wahin maine bindaas unki aankhon me dekh pucha tha ye sawal jispar mere sabhi dost hairan bhi hue aur mere mooh fath hone ki wajah se uncle ko bura na lag jaaye,iska dar bhi satane laga tha un sabko..

aur KHANAK...woh toh sabse zyada ghabra uthi thi..par saamne hi baithe the uske dad aur mai usse thoda door..

kuch keh ya ishara kar sakti thi nahi woh isiliye bas pray karti hui chupchaap baithi thi..

khair,mere sawal ko sun..


UNCLE-aapne mere puche kisi bhi sawal me interest nahi dikhaya..jawab dene ki koshish bhi nahi ki..

MAI-common sawal the uncle jinka jawab bhi utna hi aam tha..ye sabhi jaante the unka jawab phir ek extra awaaz ki bhala kya zaroorat..

UNCLE-really..toh aap kehna chahte hain ki army se related woh sawal jo normally zyada logon ko pata nahi hote,unke jawab aap de sakte hain..

MAI-uncle,mere according army par sawal jawab nahi hote.informations hoti hai jinhe jaanana bhi ek gourav ki baat hai..

for example,hamari army ke vaayu sena ka dhyaya vaakya hai,nabhsparsh diptam jo ANJALI ne bataya aur ussika hindi anuvaad,garv se aakash ko chhuo,jo NITS ne bataya,asal me ye moto geeta ke gyarve adhyay se liya gaya hai..

mahabharat ke mahayudh ke dauran kurukshetra me BHAGWAAN SHRI KRISHNA ARJUN ko updesh de rahe the..

hamari vaayu sena ka dhyaya vaakya ussi updesh se liya gaya hai...


meri baat sun joki sahi thi, uncle toh man hi man hairan hue the par mere sabhi dost mooh faade mujhe hi dekh rahe the...

khair,kuch seconds mujhe dekhte rehne ke baad..


UNCLE-info bilkul sahi hai son but the thing is ki agar MOTTO pata hai toh usse related ye jaankari nikalna jo aapne abhi batayi,ye common baat hai..

agar mai aapse inhi army mottos se related ek aisa sawal puchun jo out of the box hai aur zyadatar logon ko nahi pata toh doge jawab aap...??

MAI-jawab de hi dunga,ye kaise bata sakta hun mai uncle..ho sakta hai ki zyadatar logon ki tarah jawab mujhe bhi nahi pata ho.

but i will try..agar nahi bhi pata hua,toh aapke through kuch naya jaan jaaunga mai..


UNCLE ko laga ki ab unhe pampering kar raha hun mai taaki unke puche sawal ke jawab naa pata hone par bhi embarrassment naa face karni pade mujhe..

khair,sawal toh puchna hi tha unhe aur isiliye...


UNCLE-ok then..geeta ke through ek motto ki detailing di aapne toh ussise milta julta ek sawal hai par thoda tricky hai..

dhyan se sunana..

"yadi tum maare jaate ho toh swarg prapt karoge..yadi vijayi hote ho toh prithvi ko bhogoge.isiliye hey kunti putr arjun,yudh karne ka nishchay karkar khade ho jaao..."

ye wordings bhi GEETA se hi li gayi hai...kya aap bata sakte ho ki kis army regiment me in wordings se bana MOTTO use hota hai aur woh exact MOTO hai kya..???

MAI-gadhwal riffles...aur unka exact MOTO hai YUDHAYA KRUTH NISHCHAY...

matlab yudh ka nishchay karo..

"hatoh waa praapsyasi swarg jiswah waa bhokshyase mahim!

tasmadutisht kountyaya yudhyaya kruth nishchaya.

geeta ke issi shlok ke aakhri teen shabdon se liya gaya hai woh motto...


kehte hain ki kabhi kabhi soch badalne me waqt nahi lagta..aisa hi kuch abhi mere aur uncle ke beech hua tha..

jahan kuch seconds pehle tak woh mujhe ek carefree nonsense youth samajh rahe the,wahin mere is ek jawab ne joki completely deep aur accurate tha,unka mere prati percpective pura hi badal diya tha..

behadh khushi aur proudly dekh rahe the uncle is waqt mujhe par isse pehle ki woh mujhse kuch kehte..


DINNERS READY....


ye aunty thi jo ghar ke dono servents ke saath milkar pura dinner lekar aa rahi thi aur ye dekh KHANAK aur baaki teeno girls turant lapakne ko hue unki taraf par tabhi..


AUNTY-arre baitho beta.. it's not that much..


apni baat bolte hue aunty aur woh dono servents table par saari dishes sajane lage..

butter roti se lekar naan,zeera rice se lekar daal makhni,chicken tandoori se lekar paneer do pyaza,sab bana tha aaj is dinner me..

koi mini dawat se kam nahi lag raha tha ye dinner occasion..

saare dishes serve hue jiske baad hum sabka khaana shuru hua..

khaane ke beech baat karne ki pratha idhar bhi banned thi isiliye dinner badi shaanti se beeta par is beech uncle lagatar mujhe dekhe jaa rahe the..

waise pata toh mujhe bhi thi ye baat par khaana itna sahi tha ki meri nazar apni plate ko chhod kahin aur gayi hi nahi..

saala iska 10 percent focus bhi padhayi me nahi kiya tha maine kabhi...

anyways,kuch der me hamara dinner khatm hua jiske baad desert ke naam par servents ne vanilla aur black current ice-cream ke bade bade bowls hamare beech rakh diye the jinhe aunty ne hamari pasand ke flavour ke according hume serve kiya..

aur is dauran...


UNCLE-waise kya naam bataya tha aapne apna son..??

MAI-SANVEER uncle...SANVEER AHARYA..


mera naam sunte hi uncle ko man hi man laga halka sa jhatka aur..

UNCLE-your parents...???

MAI-mere dad kuch saalon pehle guzar chuke hain...i live with my mom..

woh yahin B.O.B main branch me FIELD OFFICER hain..her name is VERONICA PAUL AHARYA...

and my father's was...

UNCLE-MR SANEEL AHARYA...


meri jagah uncle ne naam liya mere dad ka jispar bas haan me sir hilaya maine par is douran kuch feel kiya tha maine..

mere dad ka naam lete waqt pehli baar halke nervous dikhe the uncle..

khair, uncle ke mere dad ka naam lete hi..


AUNTY-you knew him..???kya woh bhi army me the...

UNCLE-nahi,bas suna tha unka naam maine..sorry for your loss son...


uncle ki baat par bas halke se muskura bhar diya mai jiske baad..


AUNTY-so bacchon,ummid hai ki khaana pasand aaya hoga aap sabko...

MAI-it was yummy aunty...and thanks for inviting us..

UNCLE-pleasure was completely ours son..


ice cream khatm ho chuki thi hum sabki isiliye apni jagah par khade hote hue kahi apni baat maine jispar uncle aur aur aunty bhi khade ho chuke the..

mere sabhi dost, girls bhi uth chuke the aur uncle aunty ko farewell thanks kehne hi waale the ki tabhi..


MAI-uncle,a small gift..mehengi toh nahi hai par shayad aapko achi lage..


apne back pocket me se ek chota sa wooden box nikala maine aur uncle ki taraf badha diya jisse pakadte pakadte hi unki aankhon me hairani dikhne lagi thi..

DALBERGIA...wood joki sheesham ki tarah hi hota hai ya fir te kahun ki seesham hi hai bas ek aur swaroop bhi hota hai is lakdi ka jo thoda aur gehra rehta hai..

kaafi rare lakdi ka swaroop hai ye aur issi lakdi se bana tha woh chota sa box jo maine uncle ko diya tha aur unki anubhavi aankhon ne us lakdi ki vilakshanta ko pehchaan bhi liya tha..

par kotuhal unke man me us box ke andar rakhi chiz ke liye zyada ho chala tha aur isiliye unhone turant us box ko khola aur aisa karte hi jo chiz unke saamne aayi,pehle toh usse dekh woh zyada samjhe nahi par jab haath aage badha unhone us CHIZ ko chhua toh aankhein badi ho gayi unki...

ek chamkile peetal rang ki ring jiski chamikili rangat halki halki udi hui thi,woh thi us box ke andar..

us ring ke chaaron taraf "VANDE MATARAM"ye shabd gude hue the..

par uncle ki hairani ka kaaran na woh shabd tha aur naa woh ring balki us ring ko chhute hi uske nirman kriya ka abhaas ho chuka tha unhe aur isiliye aankhon me sawal liye woh mujhe dekh rahe the jispar..


MAI-jee haan uncle..you guessed it right.. used bullets se bani hai ye ring..

aur koi aisi waisi bullets se nahi balki hamare desh ki freedom fight ke one of the most important movement,THE NON COOPERATION MOVEMENT ke waqt hamare freedom fighters ke istemal kiye gaye bandhook ki goli se bani hai ye ring...

one of my dad's prized possession..maine socha isse unke paas hona chahiye jo isse sabse zyada deserve karte hain..

aap..toh mai yahi le aaya..i hope aapko acha laga..

meri baat toh shayad aadhi hi suni thi uncle ne..unka sara dhyan toh bas us ring ko chunne aur usse sach maanane me laga hua tha..

par meri aakhri baad sun unhone meri taraf dekha aur..


UNCLE-sach kaha tha tumne son..ye wakayi mehengi nahi hai.kyunki iski keemat lagayi hi nahi jaa sakti..

jung me bohot se medals jeete hain maine par ye ring,isse bada samman kabhi kisine nahi rakha mere haathon me..

thankyou beta, thankyou very very much...

aage badh kar gale hi laga liya tha uncle ne mujhe..army man the toh rona dhona toh hone se raha unse par us ring ko paakar kitne khush aur bhaavuk the woh,ye unki mujhpar pakad se saaf zaahir ho raha tha...

khair,kuch seconds baad jab uncle mujhse alag hue toh...


MAI-ok uncle,we will take your leave now..

aunty,thanks for the dinner..khana wakayi bohot tasty tha..

AUNTY-beta tumhara hi ghar hai..jab dil kare,aa jaana...


mere sir par haath ferte hue kahi ye baat aunty ne.

uncle ki khushi dekh woh bhi bohot khush thi..

khair,aunty ki baat sun mai aur baaki sab palat bahar jaane ko hue par tabhi..

mujhe apne kandhe par ek strong haath mehsoos hua..

ye uncle the jo mujhe saath liye mere saath hi baahar chal diye the aur ye dekh..


NITS-maan gaye bhai SANVY...100 rang birangi paintings bhi itne colours nahi dikhati jitne ek baar me tu dikha deta hai...

impression jhaadne ka jo dour SAM ne apni puri taakat dikhate hue shuru kiya tha,saale tune bina mehnet ke hi us dour ko apne waqt me badal diya..

maan gaye prabhu aapko..


khudse hi muskurakar ye budbudate hue mere piche piche ho liya tha NITS..

wahin uncle ke saath chalte hue meri nazar apne right par gayi jahan KHANAK thi aur usse dekh aankh maar di maine jispar sir shake karte hue bas muskura uthi woh..

khair,main door ke bahar aa chuke the hum jiske baad uncle,aunty aur KHANAK teeno rook gaye..

wahin hum sab bahar nikalte hue ek baar palte aur..


SAB-good night uncle,good aunty.. night KHANAK..

KHANAK-good night..

UNCLE/AUNTY-good night bacchon.. araam se jaana..


un teeno ko greet karne ke baad apni apni car ne baith hum sab nikal chuke the jiske baad..


KHANAK-kaise lage dad mere friends...???

DAD-jaise friends ko hona chahiye...they all are good..very good actually...

KHANAK-really..thanks dad..


apne dad ki baat ya phir ye kahun ki remark ko sun khush ho gayi KHANAK aur unhe aur apni mom ko baari baari hug kar apne room ki taraf chal padi jiske baad...


AUNTY-so...!!!

UNCLE-so what...!!??

AUNTY-pehli baar aapko kisise itna zyada impressed hote hue dekha hai...the kid must me special...???

UNCLE-special...!!!aap andaza bhi nahi laga sakti..

AUNTY-aur kahin iska ek kaaran SANVEER ke dad,what was his name,haan,SANEEL AHARYA toh nahi hain..

UNCLE-aur aisa kyun laga aapko...???

AUNTY- SANVEER ke dad ka naam lete waqt shock aur nervousness,dono ke bhaav jaage the aapke face par..

ab ye coincidence toh ho nahi sakta ki LIEUTENANT GENERAL PRABAL RAWAT yunhi nervous ho jaaye..

pehle toh nahi hua kabhi aisa...??

UNCLE-sharp observations,haan...!!!

AUNTY-aakhir biwi kiski hun..??

UNCLE-hahahaha..haan,ek kaaran woh bhi hai..

AUNTY-aap jaante the unhe..??

UNCLE-haan bhi aur nahi bhi...

AUNTY-iska kya matlab hua..???

UNCLE-pehli baar aur iske baad kayi baar MR SANEEL ko apne hi acadamy me kuch cadets ke saath yunhi baat chit karte hue dekha tha maine..

haste muskurate mazak karte hue hi notice kiya tha maine har baar unhe...

tab laga tha ki kisi cadet, officer ke rishtedar ya friend honge..

par ye galatfehmi thi meri jo bohot jald door ho gayi...

yaad hai,8 saal pehle FIELD MARSHAL AMAR DEEP SINGH BHINDER yahan aaye hue the...

tab kisi kaam se unke stay par gaya tha mai...

lekin hall me kadam rakhne se pehle hi jo dekha maine, woh kabhi nahi bhul paaya mai..

maine dekha ki SANEEL AHARYA hamare FIELD MARSHAL ke saath khade kuch baat kar rahe hain..

AUNTY-par isme hairan hone waali kaun si baat thi...???

UNCLE-jab army ke sabse bade ohde par kaabiz FIELD MARSHAL
AMAR DEEP SINGH BHINDER ek civilian SANEEL AHARYA ke saamne saavdhaan position me khada ho aur baat aise kar raha ho jaise koi student apne sabse senior teacher se karta hai,toh hairani hoti hi hai...


uncle ki baat sun aunty kuch bol hi nahi paayi..woh bas aankhein faade uncle ki baat ko sun khadi hui thi jisse dekh..


UNCLE-haan, aisa hi kuch reaction tha mera...

AUNTY-aapne kabhi jaanane ki koshish nahi ki MR SANEEL AHARYA ke baare me..

UNCLE-tumhe lagta hai nahi ki hogi..ki,bohot ki par kuch pata nahi chala..

aur jiske aage puri ARMY ka number one designated officer bhi saavdhaan position me khada ho,usse directly toh confront nahi kar sakta naa mai..

isiliye kuch waqt baad jab mujhe kuch bhi pata nahi chala toh jaane diya maine..

AUNTY-strange..

UNCLE-hmm,par utna hi strange ye ladka hai.. SANVEER..

AUNTY-strange..woh kaise...!!!

UNCLE-KHANAK ka ek friend bata raha tha ki SAM unki school ka champ hai..

but SANVEER ke hote koi aur kaise champ ho sakta hai...!!!

AUNTY-oh common,ye kya baat hui..???zaroori thodi naa hai ki agar dad khaas hon toh unka beta bhi waisa hi hoga...!!!!

UNCLE-khaas..!!!woh ladka kitna khaas hai,ye feel kar liya tha maine dining table par..

uski baatein, confidence ek alag level ki hain...

usse andaza nahi hai ki woh sahi hai,woh jaanta hai ki woh sahi hai...

ek aisa sitara jo apni chamak se 100 surya ki roshni bhi dhak de..par surprisingly, woh khudki chamak ko hi chhupaye hue hai...

AUNTY-mujhe toh WOH bas ek jolly,full of life aur open book ki tarah ladka laga..

suspicious toh bilkul nahi thi uski identity..

UNCLE-yahi toh sabse alag baat hai...jolly,full of life aur open bhi hai woh magar phir bhi usme kuch toh alag hai,kahin na kahin GALATH hai..kyunki...




jab zamin khudko udhede hi nahi,toh koi GADE TOH GADE KAISE...???

jab dushman dikhe hi naa toh koi LADE TOH LADE KAISE...???

khuli kitaab hai WOH par panne chipke hue...

aur jab woh panne alag hi naa ho toh koi kitaab PADHE TOH PADHE KAISE...???












AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...










AAPKA APNA V...J...

Excellent bhai kamal ki update

 

[ABHISHEK TRIPATHI]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI NITS AUR SANVY KI SHAANDAR BALLEBAAZI KI MADAD SE SAM KI TEAM ROHAN KI TEAM KO HARA DETI HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-15



30TH APRIL 2019



CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SANEEL'S RESIDENCE





MY,MY...AAJ TOH MERE DONO BACCHE KUCH ZYADA HI HANDSOME LAG RAHE HAIN..

WHAT'S THE OCCASION...!!!DOUBLE DATES PAR JAA RAHE HO KYA...???


SONU aur NITS ke ghar me aate hi puchi ye baat MAA ne..

BLACK SHIRT jisse kaafi ache se tuck in kiya tha apke wrangler blue JEANS me SONU ne aur kuch waise hi WHITE SHIRT ke saath blue jeans me tha NITS..

baal bhi dono ke aaj kuch zyada hi kareene se saje the maano jel ka lep lagaya ho unpar..

deo ke saath apni apni shirt par halka halka perfume bhi chhidka tha dono mahanubhavon ne..

shoes bhi brown aur black pointed pehne the aur jo kabhi nahi karte the dono, haath me watch bhi baandhi thi loundo ne..

ab unhe aisa chakachak ready hokar toh kahin jaate rare hi dekha tha kabhi MAA ne isiliye date waali baat par chedha unhone dono ko jispar..


SONU-isska ttoh ppata nnahi aunty ppar mmera aur ddate ka kkoi rrelation nnahi bban ssakta kkabhi...

NITS-hau,,aur kabhi banana bhi mat..kyunki tere chaar sentence bolne tak toh date ki timing hi khatm ho jaayegi..

MAA-NITTU.. GALATH baat...kabhi bhi kisike genuine problems ka mazak nahi udaate..

maana besty ho tum dono par phir bhi, it's not good...

SONU-itts ok aunty...mmujhe iskke aur SANVY kke mmazak ppar tthoda bbhi bbura nnahi llagta...

wwaise bbhi,inkki jjagah kkoi aur mmere sttamering kka mmazak uddaye ttoh ye ddono hhi uskki haallath kkharab kkar ddete hhain..


MAA ki baat dun sorry bolne jaa raha tha NITS par SONU ne jo kaha,joki sach bhi tha,usse sun bas muskura utha woh..

wahin smile toh MAA ke face par bhi thi jiske baad..


MAA-aisa hona bhi chahiye..agar kabhi teri problem me tere saath,infact tere aage nahi khade hue ye toh mujhe batana..

taange tod dungi in dono ke...waise ab bataoge ki itna ready hokar jaa kahan rahe ho..???

SONU-SANVY nne nnahi bbataya aapko..??? humare ppure ggroup kko KKHANAK nne apne gghar ppar ddinner mme bbulaya hai...

MAA-really.. that's good...

NITS-kya good aunty.. dinner timing 7 pm ki rakhi hai usne..batao bhala,itni jaldi koi dinner karta hai kya..??

mujhe toh aisa feel ho raha hai jaise snacks khaane jaa rahe hain...

MAA-hahaha..ye KHANAK ke dad army man hain..??

NITS-jee aunty.. aur woh bhi LIEUTENANT GENERAL...

MAA-toh beta,unki dinner timing toh aisi hi hoti hai..

and they are very very punctual too..time se pehle pahunch jaana warna first impression hi bigaad jaana hai..

NITS-isiliye toh 6 baje hi ready ho gaye hum.. waise woh kumbhkaran kidhar hai..

soya toh nahi hua ab tak hamesha ki tarah..


SANVY din me 10 ghante se zyada sota tha..ek saath nahi,gaps le lekar..

jaante the ye baat SONU aur NITS isiliye pucha unhone ye sawal jispar..


MAA-piche dekho.. sir araam se baithe hamari baatein sun rahe hain..

NITS-tu...abbe yahan kya hum koi performance de rahe hain jisse tu judge kar raha hai jo pair par pair rakh chupchap baitha hua hai..

aur ye kya kapde pehne hain tune...??


MAA ki baat sun jab NITS palte toh mujhe half red t-shirt aur black jeans me araam se baitha paaya jispar kahin NITS ne apni baat..


MAI-6.30 hi hue hai abhi..KHANAK ka ghar yahan se bas 10 minute ki doori par hai phir kaahe ki hadbadi..

isiliye apan baithe chill kar rahe the..aur kya kapde pehne hain matlab...???

abbe nayi khareedi hai ye t-shirt.isse better aur kya hoga sirf ek dinner ke liye..

NITS-bhai..army walon ke yahan jaa rahe hain..aur woh log appearance par kaafi dhyan dete hain..

MAI-bhai kapde chaahe GALATH ho,banda sahi hona chahiye jo hum hain...

aur saccha army man saamne waale ke badan ke ache bure kapde nahi,uski aankhon me saaf aur gandi niyat dekhta hai...

chale ab ki aur gyan chahiye...


apni baat bol mai aage badh gaya aur mere piche piche SONU aur NITS bhi ho liye..

wahin hamare ghar se bahar nikal NITS ki car me baiththe tak MAA hume darwaze se dekhti rahi aur car ke aage badhte hi man me chal rahe thought ke saath door band kar diya unhone..


MAA-kabhi 10 saal ka ziddi baccha hai toh kabhi 60 ka anubhavi buzurg...

woh waqt bhi bas kuch waqt ka hi mohtaj hai jab chaand ki sheetalta se lekar suraj ki ugrata ka ek vilakshan udaharan banega mera SANVY....






PLACE-THE RAWAT'S RESIDENCE





ABBE TUMLOG ANDAR NAHI GAYE...


SAM, EKPREET, RAJAT, NAISHA, ANJALI aur RASHI se puchi thi ye baat NITS ne...

KHANAK ke us military duplex bunglow ke bahar hi khade the sabhi jinke paas humne bhi apni car roki thi...


SAM-ab bhai hume laga saath hi chalna chahiye isiliye yahi wait kar rahe the tum teeno ka..

NITS-sidhe sidhe bol naa, KHANAK ke baap ke saamne jaane me phat rahi hai teri..

EKPREET-ye kya hum sabhi nervous hain bhai..

morning jab KHANAK ne kaha ki uske dad ne hum sabko aaj dinner ke liye invite kiya hai,tab tak sab normal tha par jab uske baapuji ka sahi intro pata chala toh suk puk suk puk chaalu ho gayi apni...

RAJAT-ab bhai,apne state aur idhar ki military academy ke senior most commandant officer hain woh...

kinhi royalty se milne jaa rahe hain,aisi feeling aa rahi hai...

MAI-abbe commandant officer, LIEUTENANT GENERAL,ye sab ohde unki work line ke liye hain,apne liye woh bas KHANAK ke baapu ji hain..

chill karo aur chalo andar.. dinner jaldi hoga,is chakkar me lunch bhi kam hi kiya tha aaj maine..

bhook lagi hai zor ki...

ANJALI-ye beda garg karega aaj hum sabka...yahan hum is baat se nervous aur excited hain ki itne respectable personality se milenge aur ye idhar bas khaana khaane aaya hai..bhukkad..

MAI-haan,mai hi khaana khaane aaya hun...tu toh paani peekar nikal legi..

aur kare bhi kyun naa,ghar par teen chaar logon ka khana aur phir lagatar sabka dimag jo khaati rehti hai,bhook kahan se lagegi tujhe..

ee SAM..leke jaa re isko...

ANJALI-tu toh rook.. batati hun tujhe aaj...

MAI-mujhe pehle se hi pata hai..naak dhaari surpnakha hai tu...


ANJALI lapki mujhe maarne par SAM ne usse pakadte hue rok liya aur..


SAM-oh stop it yaar..jab dekho shuru ho jaate ho..jagah toh dekh liya karo kamsekam..

ANJALI-tum chhodo mujhe...iska toh mooh tod dungi aaj mai..mujhe surpnakha bolta hai..

MAI-pura bol..naak dhaari surpnakha... aur bura tujhe kyun lag raha hai..

bura toh original surpnakha ko lagna chahiye jo tere saath comparison ho gaya uska...

ANJALI-teri toh...


kisi tarah chhuda liya ANJALI ne SAM se khudko aur pahunchi mere paas woh...

aur bas..

kameeni ne pakad liye mere baal aur kheenchne lagi..wahin maine pakda uska gala aur dabane laga..

zor se nahi, bas itna ki woh mujhe chhod de par isse pehle ki aisa ho paata...


GUYZZZ..WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING...???


KHANAK thi ye jo apne ghar ke main door se paas khadi aankhen faade hume dekh rahi thi..

wahin uski awaaz sun maine ANJALI ko aur usne mujhe turant chhoda jiske baad..


MAI-hey KHANAK.. looking good...isse bhi thode tips de dena, achi toh tab bhi nahi lagegi par haan,ladki toh ban jaayegi kamsekam...


GREEN POLY RAYON PARTY GOWN pehna hua tha KHANAK ne jisme woh kisi princess se kam nahi lag rahi thi..

waise toh dinner party ke liye suitable dresses sabhi girls ne pehna tha par un sabhi taare numa ladkiyon ke beech akeli KHANAK chaand nazar aa rahi thi..

wahin usse complete contrast outfit me tha mai..

KHANAK ki awaaz sun maine aur ANJALI ne chhod diya tha ek dusre ko par uska mujhe ghurna band nahi hua tha..

kabhi mere bikhre baalon ko toh kabhi mere college going outfit ko dekh rahi thi KHANAK aur mai kisi gadhe ki tarah bas usse tukur tukur dekh raha tha jispar kuch seconds baad halke se muskurayi woh aur..


KHANAK-bahar kya kar rahe ho tum sab...??? anyways,chalo andar, dinner aur mom dad,teeno hi tum sabse milne ke liye ready hain...

SAM-ok..just one second...


ye bol SAM apni car ki taraf badha.woh hi kya,ANJALI,RASHI,RAJAT,NAISHA bhi uske saath gaye aur agle hi kuch hi palon me un sabke haathon ne kuch na kuch wrapped gift boxes the..

par gazab toh tab hua jab un paanchon ki tarah SONU aur NITS bhi do gift wraps lete hue mere baaju me khade ho gaye jispar kai kabhi un boxes ko dekhta toh kabhi un dono chutiyon ko jinhone mujhe is baare me bataya bhi nahi.

mere un dono ke taraf dekhte hi dono ne apne apne kandhe uchka diye the..

anyways,sabke haathon me gift wraps dekh..


KHANAK-ye sab kya lekar aa gaye ho guyzz..???

EKPREET-arre pehli baar tere ghar aaye hain woh bhi tere mom dad ke invitation par toh itna toh banta hi hai..

RAJAT-aur chill kar tu,kuch khaas nahi laaye hum..

mai, EKPREET, RASHI aur NAISHA toh kuch home decor sculptures laaye hain...

aur SONU,NNITS SSWEETS aur FFRUITS laaye hain...

KHANAK-wow, great..aur SANVY, tum kya laaye ho...??

MAI-arre hum toh khud hi tohfa hain...

ANJALI-gift aur tu..bhangaar me bhi naa le tujhe koi...

MAI-kahan se lega..bhangar me waste materials lete hain, matlab teri jaisi chizen..mera kya kaam udhar..

aur EKPREET,SONU aur NITS kya laaye hain,tujhe kaise pata..???

EKPREET-mujhe kya,sabhi ko pata hai.. conference me hum sabne milkar hi toh tay kiya tha ki kaun kya laayega..

ANJALI-aur conference ke liye mobile ki zaroorat hoti hai jo tere paas hai nahi, isiliye tu reh gaya...

EKPREET-wait,tu sach me kuch nahi laaya...SAM ne toh bola tha ki woh tujhe ghar par call karkar bata dega..


EKPREET ki baat sun maine SAM ko dekha jisne mujhe dekh aankh maar di..

MAI man me-oh beta ji .khel gaya lounda...


KHANAK thi hamare beech isiliye kamine ne mujhe lapet liya tha is baar..

not bad...


KHANAK-ye kya discussion liye khade ho guyz..ab ye gift puraan chhodo aur chalo jaldi andar..


KHANAK ki baat sun hum sabko andaza hua ki 7 toh ab se 7 minute pehle hi baj chuke the aur isiliye sabhi turant ghar andar jaane ke liye lapke.


KHANAK-occasion ke hisaab se dress tumhari thodi alag nahi hai..


jab mai aage badha toh mere saath hi ho li thi KHANAK aur pucha mujhse usne ye sawal jispar..


MAI-ab invite bhi toh tumne mujhe sabse alag kiya tha.. toh socha,dress bhi sabse alag pehnu...

kyun,tumhare dad kuch kahenge kya..??

KHANAK-kahenge toh nahi par observe zaroor karenge..

MAI-karne do..mai kaun sa unki beti ka haath maange aaya hun..

KHANAK-kuch bhi bol dete ho naa..!!!


meri baat sun usne sharam se laal hote hue kahi apni baat jiske baad ek sahi mezbaan ki tarah hum sabse aage nikal entrace door par khade hote hue hume andar lekar aayi KHANAK....


KHANAK-mom, these are my friends...he is EKPREET, that's RAJAT,NAISHA,ANJALI,SAM,RASHI,SONU,NITS and he is SANVY...

HELLO MAM,NAMASTE MAM...


lagbhagh 5.7 inchi lambi ek georgette saari pehne hue behadh khubsoorat mahila,MRS SHILPA RAWAT as in KHANAK ki mom joki hall me hi sofe par baithi thi, unhe hum sabka intro diya KHANAK ne aur humne bhi apne apne tarike se wish kiya unhe jispar..


SHILPA RAWAT-hello baccho..so finally,we met... KHANAK bohot baatein karti hai aap sabke baare me..

and please,no MAM..aunty kahoge aap sab mujhe..


SHILPA aunty ki baat par hum sab bas muskura diye jiske baad..


EKPREET-aunty,some gifts..

AUNTY-itne gifts..itni formality ki zaroorat nahi thi beta..


EKPREET ke saath baaki sabne bhi apne apne gifts aunty ki taraf badhaye jisse dekh kahi ye baat unhone jispar koi kuch kehta ki tabhi..


KIS FORMALITY KI ZAROORAT NAHI THI BHAI...


andar ek room se bahar aate KHANAK ke dad MR PRABAL RAWAT ne apne dumdaar awaaz me pucha ye sawal jispar hum sab jo ab tak casually khade the, achanak hi kisi army man ki tarah saawdhaan ki mudra me khade ho gaye...


(INFO:-LIEUTENANT GENERAL MR PRABAL RAWAT..1989 tha inka first service year jo ab tak continued hai..waise toh 52 ke hain ye par dikhne me 45 ke bhi nahi lagte..kadh,6.2,saaf rang aur chehre par kisi proud Indian ka tej saaf jhalakta tha..muchen kisi typical army man ki tarah dono kinaro se hamare raashtra dwaj ke hi tarah hamesha upar uthi hui jo apne shaan ki gaatha bina bole hi bata rahi thi)

KHANAK-now that's my dad...dad,my friends..

SAB-hello sir..


hamare greetings ke baad aunty ki tarah hamara intro uske dad ke aage bhi diya KHANAK ne jispar..


UNCLE-hello bacchon...how are you all doing..??

SAB-fine sir, thanks...

UNCLE-you all can call me uncle..arre ye kya,itne gifts..??

AUNTY-issi formality ki baat kar rahi thi mai...

UNCLE-true...

SAM-uncle, this is for you...


baaki sabke haathon me gift wraps the par SAM ne ek patla aur lamba open gift bag sa pakda tha jisse uncle ke paas jaate hue aage kiya usne..


wahin uncle ne ek nazar daali SAM par jisne baakiyon ki tarah sirf formal shirt aur trousers nahi balki shirt ke upar ek bohot hi khubsoorat aur latest blazer bhi pehna hua tha..

impress hue the uncle SAM ke apperance se aur ye impression tab aur badh gaya jab uske laaye bag ke andar rakhi chiz nikali uncle ne..


UNCLE-"DOM PERIGNON,2008...


nice but beta,itna mehenge champagne laane ki zaroorat nahi thi tumhe..


DOM PERIGNON..one of the finest modern vintage champagne aur jo 750 ml ki bottle SAM laaya tha,keemat uski 25k se zyada thi jo uske manufacturing year ko dekh jaan chuki thi uncle ki paarkhi aankhein...


SAM-zaroorat nahi thi uncle,but because it's an honour to meet a personality like you,mujhe laga ki gift bhi aisa hona chahiye jo aapki glittering aur shining personality ko suit kare...

UNCLE-hahaha...if that's the case,i humbly accept your gift son..

come..aap sab bhi aayiye bacchon..


SAM ko apni side se lagate hue aage badhe uncle jiske baad hum sab bhi unke piche ho liye...


NITS-loundi pate na pate,loundi ka baap zaroor pat chuka hai is SAM se..


mere kaan me dheere se kahi ye baat NITS ne jispar mai bas smile kar gaya..

khair,hall kaafi bada tha is duplex bunglow ka aur jahan hum jaa rahe the, dining table par usse thoda pehle wall par ek bada sa board bana hua tha jisme tange the LIEUTENANT GENERAL PRABAL RAWAT ki shourya gaatha..

unke achieve liye hue medals ke square prints...

PVSM
ATI VISHISHT SEVA MEDAL
VISHISHT SEVA MEDAL
YUDH SEVA MEDAL
SENA MEDAL.


SAM-wow uncle... that's an incredible board of honour...

UNCLE-army pasand hai aapko...!!

SAM-pasand..!!!uncle ARMY is the backbone of our country.. pasand naapasand ka toh option hi nahi hai..

we are bound to respect them..i mean you...


SAM ka jawab bohot bhaaya tha uncle ko jo unke face par saaf dikh raha tha..

khair,us board of honour ke paas kuch der rook hum sab dinner table ki taraf badh chale..

is beech ek servent ne sabhi ke gift wraps collect kar liye the..

kuch dishes jo abhi just complete hui thi,unhe plates me sajane ke liye kitchen ki taraf badh chuki thi..

wahin dusra servent salads aur paani wagairah saleeke se saja raha tha...

is beech uncle hum sabhi ke saath dining table par baith chuke the jiske baad..


UNCLE-toh bacchon, how's your study going on..??

SAB-good uncle..

UNCLE-aur SAM...kya karte hain aapke parents..??

SAM-uncle mom dad toh divorced hain..mai apni mom ke saath rehta hun..

SMRITI CHANDER... that's my mom..she runs a diamond manufacturing company called GLITTERS...

UNCLE-GLITTERS...woh toh uttarakhand ki sabse badi diamond manufacturing company hai.. right..??

SAM-jee uncle..

UNCLE-toh aage chalkar mom ki company sambhalne ka iraada hai..!!!

SAM-abhi us baare me socha nahi hai uncle..par mai apne dum par mom ki tarah naam earn karna chahta hun...

UNCLE-thats good..par son, uske liye bohot hardwork karna padega...

tumhari mom ne ek bohot bade mukaam par hain..

unke aas paas bhi apne dum par agar pahunchna hai toh you got to be the very best..

EKPREET-that he already is uncle..SAM SIRIUS ka champion hai..study,sports, acadamics..

har chiz me number 1 hai ye..infact pichle saal interschool championship bhi issine jeeti thi..

he is the best of dehradun..


EKPREET ki baat sun uncle joki pehle se hi SAM se kaafi impressed the, us impression ka level aur badh gaya..


UNCLE-really.. that's very very good SAM...toh acadamics me bhi ache ho tum..kaun kaun se skills me knowledge rakhte ho...

EKPREET-pattern stuffs,unki note taking, acadamic thinking as in journalistic styles,communicating, collaborating skills..

aise hi kuch chizon ke baare me padhna aur janana acha lagta hai uncle..

UNCLE-what about the theoratical knowledge of your country's army..

SAM-oh i love to know as much as i can uncle..

UNCLE-toh kuch puchun hamari army ke baare me..???


ab ye pata tha mujhe.. students hain hum aur is waqt army man ke saamne hai toh ye topic toh uthega hi..

kyunki har reputative military man jisne apni zindagi ki kayi sadi di ho apne desh ko,woh ye zaroor janana chahega ki yuva pidhi apne desh ke sabse mahatpurn stambh "ARMY" ke baare kitna jaanti hai...


SAM-sure uncle.. puchiye..

UNCLE-dehradun me rehte ho tum sab aur is waqt apne sheher ke hi MILITARY ACADAMY ki boundry ke andar ho...

toh yahi batao, DEHRADUN MILITARY ACADAMY ka motto kya hai...???

SAM-VEERTA AUR VIVEK...

UNCLE-very good..acha ye batao,INDIAN ARMY kul teen bhaagon me baati gayi hai..

un teen bhagon ka naam kya hai..??

SAM-thal sena as indian army..
nou sena as in indian navy aur vaayu sena as in indian air force...

UNCLE-impressive..aur baccho,aap me se koi batao ki hamari thal sena ka motto kya hai..??


SAM se nahi,baaki sab se pucha tha ye sawal uncle ne jispar mujhe chhod baaki sab sochne waale thobde ke saath busy ho gaye jiske baad..


RAJAT-haan,yaad aaya, service before self.. khud se pehle seva..

UNCLE- right...

aur nou sena ka motto..???

SONU/EKPREET-SSHARNO VVARRUN

jal ke devta humari raksha karo.....

EKPREET ne saaf aur SONU ne halka atakte hue ek hi jawab diya joki sahi tha..

UNCLE-bilkul sahi aur vaayu sena ka dhyaye vaakya..!!!

NITS-ye mujhe pata hai..garv se aakash ko chhuo...

UNCLE-well jawab toh sahi hai par proper nahi..jo aapne kaha, woh exact moto ka hindi anuvaad hai..asal shabd nahi..

ANJALI-nabhsparsham diptam..

UNCLE-bilkul sahi..bohot acche beta..


jahan ek taraf ye dekh ki sirf SAM hi nahi,unki beti ke baaki dost bhi army ko lekar knowledgeable hain,khush the uncle wahin dusri in sab ke douran mujhpar bhi dhyan jaa chuka tha unka..

pehle toh meri dress joki college going look waali thi,dusri uncle ne notice kiya tha ki baaki sabke haathon me gifts the siway mere and at the end, uncle ne ye bhi dekha ki unke puche gaye sawalon par maine jawab dene ki koshish karna toh chhod, interest bhi nahi dikhaya hai..


UNCLE-kya baat hai beta..??aapko dekh kar lagta hai jaise apne desh ki army me bilkul interest nahi hai aapko..

mujhe pucha tha uncle ne ye sawal jispar..


MAI-bilkul hai uncle..waise puch sakta hun ki kyun laga aapko aisa...???


jahan baaki sab ab bhi uncle se koi bhi baat karne me halke hichak rahe the,wahin maine bindaas unki aankhon me dekh pucha tha ye sawal jispar mere sabhi dost hairan bhi hue aur mere mooh fath hone ki wajah se uncle ko bura na lag jaaye,iska dar bhi satane laga tha un sabko..

aur KHANAK...woh toh sabse zyada ghabra uthi thi..par saamne hi baithe the uske dad aur mai usse thoda door..

kuch keh ya ishara kar sakti thi nahi woh isiliye bas pray karti hui chupchaap baithi thi..

khair,mere sawal ko sun..


UNCLE-aapne mere puche kisi bhi sawal me interest nahi dikhaya..jawab dene ki koshish bhi nahi ki..

MAI-common sawal the uncle jinka jawab bhi utna hi aam tha..ye sabhi jaante the unka jawab phir ek extra awaaz ki bhala kya zaroorat..

UNCLE-really..toh aap kehna chahte hain ki army se related woh sawal jo normally zyada logon ko pata nahi hote,unke jawab aap de sakte hain..

MAI-uncle,mere according army par sawal jawab nahi hote.informations hoti hai jinhe jaanana bhi ek gourav ki baat hai..

for example,hamari army ke vaayu sena ka dhyaya vaakya hai,nabhsparsh diptam jo ANJALI ne bataya aur ussika hindi anuvaad,garv se aakash ko chhuo,jo NITS ne bataya,asal me ye moto geeta ke gyarve adhyay se liya gaya hai..

mahabharat ke mahayudh ke dauran kurukshetra me BHAGWAAN SHRI KRISHNA ARJUN ko updesh de rahe the..

hamari vaayu sena ka dhyaya vaakya ussi updesh se liya gaya hai...


meri baat sun joki sahi thi, uncle toh man hi man hairan hue the par mere sabhi dost mooh faade mujhe hi dekh rahe the...

khair,kuch seconds mujhe dekhte rehne ke baad..


UNCLE-info bilkul sahi hai son but the thing is ki agar MOTTO pata hai toh usse related ye jaankari nikalna jo aapne abhi batayi,ye common baat hai..

agar mai aapse inhi army mottos se related ek aisa sawal puchun jo out of the box hai aur zyadatar logon ko nahi pata toh doge jawab aap...??

MAI-jawab de hi dunga,ye kaise bata sakta hun mai uncle..ho sakta hai ki zyadatar logon ki tarah jawab mujhe bhi nahi pata ho.

but i will try..agar nahi bhi pata hua,toh aapke through kuch naya jaan jaaunga mai..


UNCLE ko laga ki ab unhe pampering kar raha hun mai taaki unke puche sawal ke jawab naa pata hone par bhi embarrassment naa face karni pade mujhe..

khair,sawal toh puchna hi tha unhe aur isiliye...


UNCLE-ok then..geeta ke through ek motto ki detailing di aapne toh ussise milta julta ek sawal hai par thoda tricky hai..

dhyan se sunana..

"yadi tum maare jaate ho toh swarg prapt karoge..yadi vijayi hote ho toh prithvi ko bhogoge.isiliye hey kunti putr arjun,yudh karne ka nishchay karkar khade ho jaao..."

ye wordings bhi GEETA se hi li gayi hai...kya aap bata sakte ho ki kis army regiment me in wordings se bana MOTTO use hota hai aur woh exact MOTO hai kya..???

MAI-gadhwal riffles...aur unka exact MOTO hai YUDHAYA KRUTH NISHCHAY...

matlab yudh ka nishchay karo..

"hatoh waa praapsyasi swarg jiswah waa bhokshyase mahim!

tasmadutisht kountyaya yudhyaya kruth nishchaya.

geeta ke issi shlok ke aakhri teen shabdon se liya gaya hai woh motto...


kehte hain ki kabhi kabhi soch badalne me waqt nahi lagta..aisa hi kuch abhi mere aur uncle ke beech hua tha..

jahan kuch seconds pehle tak woh mujhe ek carefree nonsense youth samajh rahe the,wahin mere is ek jawab ne joki completely deep aur accurate tha,unka mere prati percpective pura hi badal diya tha..

behadh khushi aur proudly dekh rahe the uncle is waqt mujhe par isse pehle ki woh mujhse kuch kehte..


DINNERS READY....


ye aunty thi jo ghar ke dono servents ke saath milkar pura dinner lekar aa rahi thi aur ye dekh KHANAK aur baaki teeno girls turant lapakne ko hue unki taraf par tabhi..


AUNTY-arre baitho beta.. it's not that much..


apni baat bolte hue aunty aur woh dono servents table par saari dishes sajane lage..

butter roti se lekar naan,zeera rice se lekar daal makhni,chicken tandoori se lekar paneer do pyaza,sab bana tha aaj is dinner me..

koi mini dawat se kam nahi lag raha tha ye dinner occasion..

saare dishes serve hue jiske baad hum sabka khaana shuru hua..

khaane ke beech baat karne ki pratha idhar bhi banned thi isiliye dinner badi shaanti se beeta par is beech uncle lagatar mujhe dekhe jaa rahe the..

waise pata toh mujhe bhi thi ye baat par khaana itna sahi tha ki meri nazar apni plate ko chhod kahin aur gayi hi nahi..

saala iska 10 percent focus bhi padhayi me nahi kiya tha maine kabhi...

anyways,kuch der me hamara dinner khatm hua jiske baad desert ke naam par servents ne vanilla aur black current ice-cream ke bade bade bowls hamare beech rakh diye the jinhe aunty ne hamari pasand ke flavour ke according hume serve kiya..

aur is dauran...


UNCLE-waise kya naam bataya tha aapne apna son..??

MAI-SANVEER uncle...SANVEER AHARYA..


mera naam sunte hi uncle ko man hi man laga halka sa jhatka aur..

UNCLE-your parents...???

MAI-mere dad kuch saalon pehle guzar chuke hain...i live with my mom..

woh yahin B.O.B main branch me FIELD OFFICER hain..her name is VERONICA PAUL AHARYA...

and my father's was...

UNCLE-MR SANEEL AHARYA...


meri jagah uncle ne naam liya mere dad ka jispar bas haan me sir hilaya maine par is douran kuch feel kiya tha maine..

mere dad ka naam lete waqt pehli baar halke nervous dikhe the uncle..

khair, uncle ke mere dad ka naam lete hi..


AUNTY-you knew him..???kya woh bhi army me the...

UNCLE-nahi,bas suna tha unka naam maine..sorry for your loss son...


uncle ki baat par bas halke se muskura bhar diya mai jiske baad..


AUNTY-so bacchon,ummid hai ki khaana pasand aaya hoga aap sabko...

MAI-it was yummy aunty...and thanks for inviting us..

UNCLE-pleasure was completely ours son..


ice cream khatm ho chuki thi hum sabki isiliye apni jagah par khade hote hue kahi apni baat maine jispar uncle aur aur aunty bhi khade ho chuke the..

mere sabhi dost, girls bhi uth chuke the aur uncle aunty ko farewell thanks kehne hi waale the ki tabhi..


MAI-uncle,a small gift..mehengi toh nahi hai par shayad aapko achi lage..


apne back pocket me se ek chota sa wooden box nikala maine aur uncle ki taraf badha diya jisse pakadte pakadte hi unki aankhon me hairani dikhne lagi thi..

DALBERGIA...wood joki sheesham ki tarah hi hota hai ya fir te kahun ki seesham hi hai bas ek aur swaroop bhi hota hai is lakdi ka jo thoda aur gehra rehta hai..

kaafi rare lakdi ka swaroop hai ye aur issi lakdi se bana tha woh chota sa box jo maine uncle ko diya tha aur unki anubhavi aankhon ne us lakdi ki vilakshanta ko pehchaan bhi liya tha..

par kotuhal unke man me us box ke andar rakhi chiz ke liye zyada ho chala tha aur isiliye unhone turant us box ko khola aur aisa karte hi jo chiz unke saamne aayi,pehle toh usse dekh woh zyada samjhe nahi par jab haath aage badha unhone us CHIZ ko chhua toh aankhein badi ho gayi unki...

ek chamkile peetal rang ki ring jiski chamikili rangat halki halki udi hui thi,woh thi us box ke andar..

us ring ke chaaron taraf "VANDE MATARAM"ye shabd gude hue the..

par uncle ki hairani ka kaaran na woh shabd tha aur naa woh ring balki us ring ko chhute hi uske nirman kriya ka abhaas ho chuka tha unhe aur isiliye aankhon me sawal liye woh mujhe dekh rahe the jispar..


MAI-jee haan uncle..you guessed it right.. used bullets se bani hai ye ring..

aur koi aisi waisi bullets se nahi balki hamare desh ki freedom fight ke one of the most important movement,THE NON COOPERATION MOVEMENT ke waqt hamare freedom fighters ke istemal kiye gaye bandhook ki goli se bani hai ye ring...

one of my dad's prized possession..maine socha isse unke paas hona chahiye jo isse sabse zyada deserve karte hain..

aap..toh mai yahi le aaya..i hope aapko acha laga..

meri baat toh shayad aadhi hi suni thi uncle ne..unka sara dhyan toh bas us ring ko chunne aur usse sach maanane me laga hua tha..

par meri aakhri baad sun unhone meri taraf dekha aur..


UNCLE-sach kaha tha tumne son..ye wakayi mehengi nahi hai.kyunki iski keemat lagayi hi nahi jaa sakti..

jung me bohot se medals jeete hain maine par ye ring,isse bada samman kabhi kisine nahi rakha mere haathon me..

thankyou beta, thankyou very very much...

aage badh kar gale hi laga liya tha uncle ne mujhe..army man the toh rona dhona toh hone se raha unse par us ring ko paakar kitne khush aur bhaavuk the woh,ye unki mujhpar pakad se saaf zaahir ho raha tha...

khair,kuch seconds baad jab uncle mujhse alag hue toh...


MAI-ok uncle,we will take your leave now..

aunty,thanks for the dinner..khana wakayi bohot tasty tha..

AUNTY-beta tumhara hi ghar hai..jab dil kare,aa jaana...


mere sir par haath ferte hue kahi ye baat aunty ne.

uncle ki khushi dekh woh bhi bohot khush thi..

khair,aunty ki baat sun mai aur baaki sab palat bahar jaane ko hue par tabhi..

mujhe apne kandhe par ek strong haath mehsoos hua..

ye uncle the jo mujhe saath liye mere saath hi baahar chal diye the aur ye dekh..


NITS-maan gaye bhai SANVY...100 rang birangi paintings bhi itne colours nahi dikhati jitne ek baar me tu dikha deta hai...

impression jhaadne ka jo dour SAM ne apni puri taakat dikhate hue shuru kiya tha,saale tune bina mehnet ke hi us dour ko apne waqt me badal diya..

maan gaye prabhu aapko..


khudse hi muskurakar ye budbudate hue mere piche piche ho liya tha NITS..

wahin uncle ke saath chalte hue meri nazar apne right par gayi jahan KHANAK thi aur usse dekh aankh maar di maine jispar sir shake karte hue bas muskura uthi woh..

khair,main door ke bahar aa chuke the hum jiske baad uncle,aunty aur KHANAK teeno rook gaye..

wahin hum sab bahar nikalte hue ek baar palte aur..


SAB-good night uncle,good aunty.. night KHANAK..

KHANAK-good night..

UNCLE/AUNTY-good night bacchon.. araam se jaana..


un teeno ko greet karne ke baad apni apni car ne baith hum sab nikal chuke the jiske baad..


KHANAK-kaise lage dad mere friends...???

DAD-jaise friends ko hona chahiye...they all are good..very good actually...

KHANAK-really..thanks dad..


apne dad ki baat ya phir ye kahun ki remark ko sun khush ho gayi KHANAK aur unhe aur apni mom ko baari baari hug kar apne room ki taraf chal padi jiske baad...


AUNTY-so...!!!

UNCLE-so what...!!??

AUNTY-pehli baar aapko kisise itna zyada impressed hote hue dekha hai...the kid must me special...???

UNCLE-special...!!!aap andaza bhi nahi laga sakti..

AUNTY-aur kahin iska ek kaaran SANVEER ke dad,what was his name,haan,SANEEL AHARYA toh nahi hain..

UNCLE-aur aisa kyun laga aapko...???

AUNTY- SANVEER ke dad ka naam lete waqt shock aur nervousness,dono ke bhaav jaage the aapke face par..

ab ye coincidence toh ho nahi sakta ki LIEUTENANT GENERAL PRABAL RAWAT yunhi nervous ho jaaye..

pehle toh nahi hua kabhi aisa...??

UNCLE-sharp observations,haan...!!!

AUNTY-aakhir biwi kiski hun..??

UNCLE-hahahaha..haan,ek kaaran woh bhi hai..

AUNTY-aap jaante the unhe..??

UNCLE-haan bhi aur nahi bhi...

AUNTY-iska kya matlab hua..???

UNCLE-pehli baar aur iske baad kayi baar MR SANEEL ko apne hi acadamy me kuch cadets ke saath yunhi baat chit karte hue dekha tha maine..

haste muskurate mazak karte hue hi notice kiya tha maine har baar unhe...

tab laga tha ki kisi cadet, officer ke rishtedar ya friend honge..

par ye galatfehmi thi meri jo bohot jald door ho gayi...

yaad hai,8 saal pehle FIELD MARSHAL AMAR DEEP SINGH BHINDER yahan aaye hue the...

tab kisi kaam se unke stay par gaya tha mai...

lekin hall me kadam rakhne se pehle hi jo dekha maine, woh kabhi nahi bhul paaya mai..

maine dekha ki SANEEL AHARYA hamare FIELD MARSHAL ke saath khade kuch baat kar rahe hain..

AUNTY-par isme hairan hone waali kaun si baat thi...???

UNCLE-jab army ke sabse bade ohde par kaabiz FIELD MARSHAL
AMAR DEEP SINGH BHINDER ek civilian SANEEL AHARYA ke saamne saavdhaan position me khada ho aur baat aise kar raha ho jaise koi student apne sabse senior teacher se karta hai,toh hairani hoti hi hai...


uncle ki baat sun aunty kuch bol hi nahi paayi..woh bas aankhein faade uncle ki baat ko sun khadi hui thi jisse dekh..


UNCLE-haan, aisa hi kuch reaction tha mera...

AUNTY-aapne kabhi jaanane ki koshish nahi ki MR SANEEL AHARYA ke baare me..

UNCLE-tumhe lagta hai nahi ki hogi..ki,bohot ki par kuch pata nahi chala..

aur jiske aage puri ARMY ka number one designated officer bhi saavdhaan position me khada ho,usse directly toh confront nahi kar sakta naa mai..

isiliye kuch waqt baad jab mujhe kuch bhi pata nahi chala toh jaane diya maine..

AUNTY-strange..

UNCLE-hmm,par utna hi strange ye ladka hai.. SANVEER..

AUNTY-strange..woh kaise...!!!

UNCLE-KHANAK ka ek friend bata raha tha ki SAM unki school ka champ hai..

but SANVEER ke hote koi aur kaise champ ho sakta hai...!!!

AUNTY-oh common,ye kya baat hui..???zaroori thodi naa hai ki agar dad khaas hon toh unka beta bhi waisa hi hoga...!!!!

UNCLE-khaas..!!!woh ladka kitna khaas hai,ye feel kar liya tha maine dining table par..

uski baatein, confidence ek alag level ki hain...

usse andaza nahi hai ki woh sahi hai,woh jaanta hai ki woh sahi hai...

ek aisa sitara jo apni chamak se 100 surya ki roshni bhi dhak de..par surprisingly, woh khudki chamak ko hi chhupaye hue hai...

AUNTY-mujhe toh WOH bas ek jolly,full of life aur open book ki tarah ladka laga..

suspicious toh bilkul nahi thi uski identity..

UNCLE-yahi toh sabse alag baat hai...jolly,full of life aur open bhi hai woh magar phir bhi usme kuch toh alag hai,kahin na kahin GALATH hai..kyunki...




jab zamin khudko udhede hi nahi,toh koi GADE TOH GADE KAISE...???

jab dushman dikhe hi naa toh koi LADE TOH LADE KAISE...???

khuli kitaab hai WOH par panne chipke hue...

aur jab woh panne alag hi naa ho toh koi kitaab PADHE TOH PADHE KAISE...???












AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...










AAPKA APNA V...J...

Jabardast update

 

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Nyc update

 

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI NITS AUR SANVY KI SHAANDAR BALLEBAAZI KI MADAD SE SAM KI TEAM ROHAN KI TEAM KO HARA DETI HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-15



30TH APRIL 2019



CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SANEEL'S RESIDENCE





MY,MY...AAJ TOH MERE DONO BACCHE KUCH ZYADA HI HANDSOME LAG RAHE HAIN..

WHAT'S THE OCCASION...!!!DOUBLE DATES PAR JAA RAHE HO KYA...???


SONU aur NITS ke ghar me aate hi puchi ye baat MAA ne..

BLACK SHIRT jisse kaafi ache se tuck in kiya tha apke wrangler blue JEANS me SONU ne aur kuch waise hi WHITE SHIRT ke saath blue jeans me tha NITS..

baal bhi dono ke aaj kuch zyada hi kareene se saje the maano jel ka lep lagaya ho unpar..

deo ke saath apni apni shirt par halka halka perfume bhi chhidka tha dono mahanubhavon ne..

shoes bhi brown aur black pointed pehne the aur jo kabhi nahi karte the dono, haath me watch bhi baandhi thi loundo ne..

ab unhe aisa chakachak ready hokar toh kahin jaate rare hi dekha tha kabhi MAA ne isiliye date waali baat par chedha unhone dono ko jispar..


SONU-isska ttoh ppata nnahi aunty ppar mmera aur ddate ka kkoi rrelation nnahi bban ssakta kkabhi...

NITS-hau,,aur kabhi banana bhi mat..kyunki tere chaar sentence bolne tak toh date ki timing hi khatm ho jaayegi..

MAA-NITTU.. GALATH baat...kabhi bhi kisike genuine problems ka mazak nahi udaate..

maana besty ho tum dono par phir bhi, it's not good...

SONU-itts ok aunty...mmujhe iskke aur SANVY kke mmazak ppar tthoda bbhi bbura nnahi llagta...

wwaise bbhi,inkki jjagah kkoi aur mmere sttamering kka mmazak uddaye ttoh ye ddono hhi uskki haallath kkharab kkar ddete hhain..


MAA ki baat dun sorry bolne jaa raha tha NITS par SONU ne jo kaha,joki sach bhi tha,usse sun bas muskura utha woh..

wahin smile toh MAA ke face par bhi thi jiske baad..


MAA-aisa hona bhi chahiye..agar kabhi teri problem me tere saath,infact tere aage nahi khade hue ye toh mujhe batana..

taange tod dungi in dono ke...waise ab bataoge ki itna ready hokar jaa kahan rahe ho..???

SONU-SANVY nne nnahi bbataya aapko..??? humare ppure ggroup kko KKHANAK nne apne gghar ppar ddinner mme bbulaya hai...

MAA-really.. that's good...

NITS-kya good aunty.. dinner timing 7 pm ki rakhi hai usne..batao bhala,itni jaldi koi dinner karta hai kya..??

mujhe toh aisa feel ho raha hai jaise snacks khaane jaa rahe hain...

MAA-hahaha..ye KHANAK ke dad army man hain..??

NITS-jee aunty.. aur woh bhi LIEUTENANT GENERAL...

MAA-toh beta,unki dinner timing toh aisi hi hoti hai..

and they are very very punctual too..time se pehle pahunch jaana warna first impression hi bigaad jaana hai..

NITS-isiliye toh 6 baje hi ready ho gaye hum.. waise woh kumbhkaran kidhar hai..

soya toh nahi hua ab tak hamesha ki tarah..


SANVY din me 10 ghante se zyada sota tha..ek saath nahi,gaps le lekar..

jaante the ye baat SONU aur NITS isiliye pucha unhone ye sawal jispar..


MAA-piche dekho.. sir araam se baithe hamari baatein sun rahe hain..

NITS-tu...abbe yahan kya hum koi performance de rahe hain jisse tu judge kar raha hai jo pair par pair rakh chupchap baitha hua hai..

aur ye kya kapde pehne hain tune...??


MAA ki baat sun jab NITS palte toh mujhe half red t-shirt aur black jeans me araam se baitha paaya jispar kahin NITS ne apni baat..


MAI-6.30 hi hue hai abhi..KHANAK ka ghar yahan se bas 10 minute ki doori par hai phir kaahe ki hadbadi..

isiliye apan baithe chill kar rahe the..aur kya kapde pehne hain matlab...???

abbe nayi khareedi hai ye t-shirt.isse better aur kya hoga sirf ek dinner ke liye..

NITS-bhai..army walon ke yahan jaa rahe hain..aur woh log appearance par kaafi dhyan dete hain..

MAI-bhai kapde chaahe GALATH ho,banda sahi hona chahiye jo hum hain...

aur saccha army man saamne waale ke badan ke ache bure kapde nahi,uski aankhon me saaf aur gandi niyat dekhta hai...

chale ab ki aur gyan chahiye...


apni baat bol mai aage badh gaya aur mere piche piche SONU aur NITS bhi ho liye..

wahin hamare ghar se bahar nikal NITS ki car me baiththe tak MAA hume darwaze se dekhti rahi aur car ke aage badhte hi man me chal rahe thought ke saath door band kar diya unhone..


MAA-kabhi 10 saal ka ziddi baccha hai toh kabhi 60 ka anubhavi buzurg...

woh waqt bhi bas kuch waqt ka hi mohtaj hai jab chaand ki sheetalta se lekar suraj ki ugrata ka ek vilakshan udaharan banega mera SANVY....






PLACE-THE RAWAT'S RESIDENCE





ABBE TUMLOG ANDAR NAHI GAYE...


SAM, EKPREET, RAJAT, NAISHA, ANJALI aur RASHI se puchi thi ye baat NITS ne...

KHANAK ke us military duplex bunglow ke bahar hi khade the sabhi jinke paas humne bhi apni car roki thi...


SAM-ab bhai hume laga saath hi chalna chahiye isiliye yahi wait kar rahe the tum teeno ka..

NITS-sidhe sidhe bol naa, KHANAK ke baap ke saamne jaane me phat rahi hai teri..

EKPREET-ye kya hum sabhi nervous hain bhai..

morning jab KHANAK ne kaha ki uske dad ne hum sabko aaj dinner ke liye invite kiya hai,tab tak sab normal tha par jab uske baapuji ka sahi intro pata chala toh suk puk suk puk chaalu ho gayi apni...

RAJAT-ab bhai,apne state aur idhar ki military academy ke senior most commandant officer hain woh...

kinhi royalty se milne jaa rahe hain,aisi feeling aa rahi hai...

MAI-abbe commandant officer, LIEUTENANT GENERAL,ye sab ohde unki work line ke liye hain,apne liye woh bas KHANAK ke baapu ji hain..

chill karo aur chalo andar.. dinner jaldi hoga,is chakkar me lunch bhi kam hi kiya tha aaj maine..

bhook lagi hai zor ki...

ANJALI-ye beda garg karega aaj hum sabka...yahan hum is baat se nervous aur excited hain ki itne respectable personality se milenge aur ye idhar bas khaana khaane aaya hai..bhukkad..

MAI-haan,mai hi khaana khaane aaya hun...tu toh paani peekar nikal legi..

aur kare bhi kyun naa,ghar par teen chaar logon ka khana aur phir lagatar sabka dimag jo khaati rehti hai,bhook kahan se lagegi tujhe..

ee SAM..leke jaa re isko...

ANJALI-tu toh rook.. batati hun tujhe aaj...

MAI-mujhe pehle se hi pata hai..naak dhaari surpnakha hai tu...


ANJALI lapki mujhe maarne par SAM ne usse pakadte hue rok liya aur..


SAM-oh stop it yaar..jab dekho shuru ho jaate ho..jagah toh dekh liya karo kamsekam..

ANJALI-tum chhodo mujhe...iska toh mooh tod dungi aaj mai..mujhe surpnakha bolta hai..

MAI-pura bol..naak dhaari surpnakha... aur bura tujhe kyun lag raha hai..

bura toh original surpnakha ko lagna chahiye jo tere saath comparison ho gaya uska...

ANJALI-teri toh...


kisi tarah chhuda liya ANJALI ne SAM se khudko aur pahunchi mere paas woh...

aur bas..

kameeni ne pakad liye mere baal aur kheenchne lagi..wahin maine pakda uska gala aur dabane laga..

zor se nahi, bas itna ki woh mujhe chhod de par isse pehle ki aisa ho paata...


GUYZZZ..WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING...???


KHANAK thi ye jo apne ghar ke main door se paas khadi aankhen faade hume dekh rahi thi..

wahin uski awaaz sun maine ANJALI ko aur usne mujhe turant chhoda jiske baad..


MAI-hey KHANAK.. looking good...isse bhi thode tips de dena, achi toh tab bhi nahi lagegi par haan,ladki toh ban jaayegi kamsekam...


GREEN POLY RAYON PARTY GOWN pehna hua tha KHANAK ne jisme woh kisi princess se kam nahi lag rahi thi..

waise toh dinner party ke liye suitable dresses sabhi girls ne pehna tha par un sabhi taare numa ladkiyon ke beech akeli KHANAK chaand nazar aa rahi thi..

wahin usse complete contrast outfit me tha mai..

KHANAK ki awaaz sun maine aur ANJALI ne chhod diya tha ek dusre ko par uska mujhe ghurna band nahi hua tha..

kabhi mere bikhre baalon ko toh kabhi mere college going outfit ko dekh rahi thi KHANAK aur mai kisi gadhe ki tarah bas usse tukur tukur dekh raha tha jispar kuch seconds baad halke se muskurayi woh aur..


KHANAK-bahar kya kar rahe ho tum sab...??? anyways,chalo andar, dinner aur mom dad,teeno hi tum sabse milne ke liye ready hain...

SAM-ok..just one second...


ye bol SAM apni car ki taraf badha.woh hi kya,ANJALI,RASHI,RAJAT,NAISHA bhi uske saath gaye aur agle hi kuch hi palon me un sabke haathon ne kuch na kuch wrapped gift boxes the..

par gazab toh tab hua jab un paanchon ki tarah SONU aur NITS bhi do gift wraps lete hue mere baaju me khade ho gaye jispar kai kabhi un boxes ko dekhta toh kabhi un dono chutiyon ko jinhone mujhe is baare me bataya bhi nahi.

mere un dono ke taraf dekhte hi dono ne apne apne kandhe uchka diye the..

anyways,sabke haathon me gift wraps dekh..


KHANAK-ye sab kya lekar aa gaye ho guyzz..???

EKPREET-arre pehli baar tere ghar aaye hain woh bhi tere mom dad ke invitation par toh itna toh banta hi hai..

RAJAT-aur chill kar tu,kuch khaas nahi laaye hum..

mai, EKPREET, RASHI aur NAISHA toh kuch home decor sculptures laaye hain...

aur SONU,NNITS SSWEETS aur FFRUITS laaye hain...

KHANAK-wow, great..aur SANVY, tum kya laaye ho...??

MAI-arre hum toh khud hi tohfa hain...

ANJALI-gift aur tu..bhangaar me bhi naa le tujhe koi...

MAI-kahan se lega..bhangar me waste materials lete hain, matlab teri jaisi chizen..mera kya kaam udhar..

aur EKPREET,SONU aur NITS kya laaye hain,tujhe kaise pata..???

EKPREET-mujhe kya,sabhi ko pata hai.. conference me hum sabne milkar hi toh tay kiya tha ki kaun kya laayega..

ANJALI-aur conference ke liye mobile ki zaroorat hoti hai jo tere paas hai nahi, isiliye tu reh gaya...

EKPREET-wait,tu sach me kuch nahi laaya...SAM ne toh bola tha ki woh tujhe ghar par call karkar bata dega..


EKPREET ki baat sun maine SAM ko dekha jisne mujhe dekh aankh maar di..

MAI man me-oh beta ji .khel gaya lounda...


KHANAK thi hamare beech isiliye kamine ne mujhe lapet liya tha is baar..

not bad...


KHANAK-ye kya discussion liye khade ho guyz..ab ye gift puraan chhodo aur chalo jaldi andar..


KHANAK ki baat sun hum sabko andaza hua ki 7 toh ab se 7 minute pehle hi baj chuke the aur isiliye sabhi turant ghar andar jaane ke liye lapke.


KHANAK-occasion ke hisaab se dress tumhari thodi alag nahi hai..


jab mai aage badha toh mere saath hi ho li thi KHANAK aur pucha mujhse usne ye sawal jispar..


MAI-ab invite bhi toh tumne mujhe sabse alag kiya tha.. toh socha,dress bhi sabse alag pehnu...

kyun,tumhare dad kuch kahenge kya..??

KHANAK-kahenge toh nahi par observe zaroor karenge..

MAI-karne do..mai kaun sa unki beti ka haath maange aaya hun..

KHANAK-kuch bhi bol dete ho naa..!!!


meri baat sun usne sharam se laal hote hue kahi apni baat jiske baad ek sahi mezbaan ki tarah hum sabse aage nikal entrace door par khade hote hue hume andar lekar aayi KHANAK....


KHANAK-mom, these are my friends...he is EKPREET, that's RAJAT,NAISHA,ANJALI,SAM,RASHI,SONU,NITS and he is SANVY...

HELLO MAM,NAMASTE MAM...


lagbhagh 5.7 inchi lambi ek georgette saari pehne hue behadh khubsoorat mahila,MRS SHILPA RAWAT as in KHANAK ki mom joki hall me hi sofe par baithi thi, unhe hum sabka intro diya KHANAK ne aur humne bhi apne apne tarike se wish kiya unhe jispar..


SHILPA RAWAT-hello baccho..so finally,we met... KHANAK bohot baatein karti hai aap sabke baare me..

and please,no MAM..aunty kahoge aap sab mujhe..


SHILPA aunty ki baat par hum sab bas muskura diye jiske baad..


EKPREET-aunty,some gifts..

AUNTY-itne gifts..itni formality ki zaroorat nahi thi beta..


EKPREET ke saath baaki sabne bhi apne apne gifts aunty ki taraf badhaye jisse dekh kahi ye baat unhone jispar koi kuch kehta ki tabhi..


KIS FORMALITY KI ZAROORAT NAHI THI BHAI...


andar ek room se bahar aate KHANAK ke dad MR PRABAL RAWAT ne apne dumdaar awaaz me pucha ye sawal jispar hum sab jo ab tak casually khade the, achanak hi kisi army man ki tarah saawdhaan ki mudra me khade ho gaye...


(INFO:-LIEUTENANT GENERAL MR PRABAL RAWAT..1989 tha inka first service year jo ab tak continued hai..waise toh 52 ke hain ye par dikhne me 45 ke bhi nahi lagte..kadh,6.2,saaf rang aur chehre par kisi proud Indian ka tej saaf jhalakta tha..muchen kisi typical army man ki tarah dono kinaro se hamare raashtra dwaj ke hi tarah hamesha upar uthi hui jo apne shaan ki gaatha bina bole hi bata rahi thi)

KHANAK-now that's my dad...dad,my friends..

SAB-hello sir..


hamare greetings ke baad aunty ki tarah hamara intro uske dad ke aage bhi diya KHANAK ne jispar..


UNCLE-hello bacchon...how are you all doing..??

SAB-fine sir, thanks...

UNCLE-you all can call me uncle..arre ye kya,itne gifts..??

AUNTY-issi formality ki baat kar rahi thi mai...

UNCLE-true...

SAM-uncle, this is for you...


baaki sabke haathon me gift wraps the par SAM ne ek patla aur lamba open gift bag sa pakda tha jisse uncle ke paas jaate hue aage kiya usne..


wahin uncle ne ek nazar daali SAM par jisne baakiyon ki tarah sirf formal shirt aur trousers nahi balki shirt ke upar ek bohot hi khubsoorat aur latest blazer bhi pehna hua tha..

impress hue the uncle SAM ke apperance se aur ye impression tab aur badh gaya jab uske laaye bag ke andar rakhi chiz nikali uncle ne..


UNCLE-"DOM PERIGNON,2008...


nice but beta,itna mehenge champagne laane ki zaroorat nahi thi tumhe..


DOM PERIGNON..one of the finest modern vintage champagne aur jo 750 ml ki bottle SAM laaya tha,keemat uski 25k se zyada thi jo uske manufacturing year ko dekh jaan chuki thi uncle ki paarkhi aankhein...


SAM-zaroorat nahi thi uncle,but because it's an honour to meet a personality like you,mujhe laga ki gift bhi aisa hona chahiye jo aapki glittering aur shining personality ko suit kare...

UNCLE-hahaha...if that's the case,i humbly accept your gift son..

come..aap sab bhi aayiye bacchon..


SAM ko apni side se lagate hue aage badhe uncle jiske baad hum sab bhi unke piche ho liye...


NITS-loundi pate na pate,loundi ka baap zaroor pat chuka hai is SAM se..


mere kaan me dheere se kahi ye baat NITS ne jispar mai bas smile kar gaya..

khair,hall kaafi bada tha is duplex bunglow ka aur jahan hum jaa rahe the, dining table par usse thoda pehle wall par ek bada sa board bana hua tha jisme tange the LIEUTENANT GENERAL PRABAL RAWAT ki shourya gaatha..

unke achieve liye hue medals ke square prints...

PVSM
ATI VISHISHT SEVA MEDAL
VISHISHT SEVA MEDAL
YUDH SEVA MEDAL
SENA MEDAL.


SAM-wow uncle... that's an incredible board of honour...

UNCLE-army pasand hai aapko...!!

SAM-pasand..!!!uncle ARMY is the backbone of our country.. pasand naapasand ka toh option hi nahi hai..

we are bound to respect them..i mean you...


SAM ka jawab bohot bhaaya tha uncle ko jo unke face par saaf dikh raha tha..

khair,us board of honour ke paas kuch der rook hum sab dinner table ki taraf badh chale..

is beech ek servent ne sabhi ke gift wraps collect kar liye the..

kuch dishes jo abhi just complete hui thi,unhe plates me sajane ke liye kitchen ki taraf badh chuki thi..

wahin dusra servent salads aur paani wagairah saleeke se saja raha tha...

is beech uncle hum sabhi ke saath dining table par baith chuke the jiske baad..


UNCLE-toh bacchon, how's your study going on..??

SAB-good uncle..

UNCLE-aur SAM...kya karte hain aapke parents..??

SAM-uncle mom dad toh divorced hain..mai apni mom ke saath rehta hun..

SMRITI CHANDER... that's my mom..she runs a diamond manufacturing company called GLITTERS...

UNCLE-GLITTERS...woh toh uttarakhand ki sabse badi diamond manufacturing company hai.. right..??

SAM-jee uncle..

UNCLE-toh aage chalkar mom ki company sambhalne ka iraada hai..!!!

SAM-abhi us baare me socha nahi hai uncle..par mai apne dum par mom ki tarah naam earn karna chahta hun...

UNCLE-thats good..par son, uske liye bohot hardwork karna padega...

tumhari mom ne ek bohot bade mukaam par hain..

unke aas paas bhi apne dum par agar pahunchna hai toh you got to be the very best..

EKPREET-that he already is uncle..SAM SIRIUS ka champion hai..study,sports, acadamics..

har chiz me number 1 hai ye..infact pichle saal interschool championship bhi issine jeeti thi..

he is the best of dehradun..


EKPREET ki baat sun uncle joki pehle se hi SAM se kaafi impressed the, us impression ka level aur badh gaya..


UNCLE-really.. that's very very good SAM...toh acadamics me bhi ache ho tum..kaun kaun se skills me knowledge rakhte ho...

EKPREET-pattern stuffs,unki note taking, acadamic thinking as in journalistic styles,communicating, collaborating skills..

aise hi kuch chizon ke baare me padhna aur janana acha lagta hai uncle..

UNCLE-what about the theoratical knowledge of your country's army..

SAM-oh i love to know as much as i can uncle..

UNCLE-toh kuch puchun hamari army ke baare me..???


ab ye pata tha mujhe.. students hain hum aur is waqt army man ke saamne hai toh ye topic toh uthega hi..

kyunki har reputative military man jisne apni zindagi ki kayi sadi di ho apne desh ko,woh ye zaroor janana chahega ki yuva pidhi apne desh ke sabse mahatpurn stambh "ARMY" ke baare kitna jaanti hai...


SAM-sure uncle.. puchiye..

UNCLE-dehradun me rehte ho tum sab aur is waqt apne sheher ke hi MILITARY ACADAMY ki boundry ke andar ho...

toh yahi batao, DEHRADUN MILITARY ACADAMY ka motto kya hai...???

SAM-VEERTA AUR VIVEK...

UNCLE-very good..acha ye batao,INDIAN ARMY kul teen bhaagon me baati gayi hai..

un teen bhagon ka naam kya hai..??

SAM-thal sena as indian army..
nou sena as in indian navy aur vaayu sena as in indian air force...

UNCLE-impressive..aur baccho,aap me se koi batao ki hamari thal sena ka motto kya hai..??


SAM se nahi,baaki sab se pucha tha ye sawal uncle ne jispar mujhe chhod baaki sab sochne waale thobde ke saath busy ho gaye jiske baad..


RAJAT-haan,yaad aaya, service before self.. khud se pehle seva..

UNCLE- right...

aur nou sena ka motto..???

SONU/EKPREET-SSHARNO VVARRUN

jal ke devta humari raksha karo.....

EKPREET ne saaf aur SONU ne halka atakte hue ek hi jawab diya joki sahi tha..

UNCLE-bilkul sahi aur vaayu sena ka dhyaye vaakya..!!!

NITS-ye mujhe pata hai..garv se aakash ko chhuo...

UNCLE-well jawab toh sahi hai par proper nahi..jo aapne kaha, woh exact moto ka hindi anuvaad hai..asal shabd nahi..

ANJALI-nabhsparsham diptam..

UNCLE-bilkul sahi..bohot acche beta..


jahan ek taraf ye dekh ki sirf SAM hi nahi,unki beti ke baaki dost bhi army ko lekar knowledgeable hain,khush the uncle wahin dusri in sab ke douran mujhpar bhi dhyan jaa chuka tha unka..

pehle toh meri dress joki college going look waali thi,dusri uncle ne notice kiya tha ki baaki sabke haathon me gifts the siway mere and at the end, uncle ne ye bhi dekha ki unke puche gaye sawalon par maine jawab dene ki koshish karna toh chhod, interest bhi nahi dikhaya hai..


UNCLE-kya baat hai beta..??aapko dekh kar lagta hai jaise apne desh ki army me bilkul interest nahi hai aapko..

mujhe pucha tha uncle ne ye sawal jispar..


MAI-bilkul hai uncle..waise puch sakta hun ki kyun laga aapko aisa...???


jahan baaki sab ab bhi uncle se koi bhi baat karne me halke hichak rahe the,wahin maine bindaas unki aankhon me dekh pucha tha ye sawal jispar mere sabhi dost hairan bhi hue aur mere mooh fath hone ki wajah se uncle ko bura na lag jaaye,iska dar bhi satane laga tha un sabko..

aur KHANAK...woh toh sabse zyada ghabra uthi thi..par saamne hi baithe the uske dad aur mai usse thoda door..

kuch keh ya ishara kar sakti thi nahi woh isiliye bas pray karti hui chupchaap baithi thi..

khair,mere sawal ko sun..


UNCLE-aapne mere puche kisi bhi sawal me interest nahi dikhaya..jawab dene ki koshish bhi nahi ki..

MAI-common sawal the uncle jinka jawab bhi utna hi aam tha..ye sabhi jaante the unka jawab phir ek extra awaaz ki bhala kya zaroorat..

UNCLE-really..toh aap kehna chahte hain ki army se related woh sawal jo normally zyada logon ko pata nahi hote,unke jawab aap de sakte hain..

MAI-uncle,mere according army par sawal jawab nahi hote.informations hoti hai jinhe jaanana bhi ek gourav ki baat hai..

for example,hamari army ke vaayu sena ka dhyaya vaakya hai,nabhsparsh diptam jo ANJALI ne bataya aur ussika hindi anuvaad,garv se aakash ko chhuo,jo NITS ne bataya,asal me ye moto geeta ke gyarve adhyay se liya gaya hai..

mahabharat ke mahayudh ke dauran kurukshetra me BHAGWAAN SHRI KRISHNA ARJUN ko updesh de rahe the..

hamari vaayu sena ka dhyaya vaakya ussi updesh se liya gaya hai...


meri baat sun joki sahi thi, uncle toh man hi man hairan hue the par mere sabhi dost mooh faade mujhe hi dekh rahe the...

khair,kuch seconds mujhe dekhte rehne ke baad..


UNCLE-info bilkul sahi hai son but the thing is ki agar MOTTO pata hai toh usse related ye jaankari nikalna jo aapne abhi batayi,ye common baat hai..

agar mai aapse inhi army mottos se related ek aisa sawal puchun jo out of the box hai aur zyadatar logon ko nahi pata toh doge jawab aap...??

MAI-jawab de hi dunga,ye kaise bata sakta hun mai uncle..ho sakta hai ki zyadatar logon ki tarah jawab mujhe bhi nahi pata ho.

but i will try..agar nahi bhi pata hua,toh aapke through kuch naya jaan jaaunga mai..


UNCLE ko laga ki ab unhe pampering kar raha hun mai taaki unke puche sawal ke jawab naa pata hone par bhi embarrassment naa face karni pade mujhe..

khair,sawal toh puchna hi tha unhe aur isiliye...


UNCLE-ok then..geeta ke through ek motto ki detailing di aapne toh ussise milta julta ek sawal hai par thoda tricky hai..

dhyan se sunana..

"yadi tum maare jaate ho toh swarg prapt karoge..yadi vijayi hote ho toh prithvi ko bhogoge.isiliye hey kunti putr arjun,yudh karne ka nishchay karkar khade ho jaao..."

ye wordings bhi GEETA se hi li gayi hai...kya aap bata sakte ho ki kis army regiment me in wordings se bana MOTTO use hota hai aur woh exact MOTO hai kya..???

MAI-gadhwal riffles...aur unka exact MOTO hai YUDHAYA KRUTH NISHCHAY...

matlab yudh ka nishchay karo..

"hatoh waa praapsyasi swarg jiswah waa bhokshyase mahim!

tasmadutisht kountyaya yudhyaya kruth nishchaya.

geeta ke issi shlok ke aakhri teen shabdon se liya gaya hai woh motto...


kehte hain ki kabhi kabhi soch badalne me waqt nahi lagta..aisa hi kuch abhi mere aur uncle ke beech hua tha..

jahan kuch seconds pehle tak woh mujhe ek carefree nonsense youth samajh rahe the,wahin mere is ek jawab ne joki completely deep aur accurate tha,unka mere prati percpective pura hi badal diya tha..

behadh khushi aur proudly dekh rahe the uncle is waqt mujhe par isse pehle ki woh mujhse kuch kehte..


DINNERS READY....


ye aunty thi jo ghar ke dono servents ke saath milkar pura dinner lekar aa rahi thi aur ye dekh KHANAK aur baaki teeno girls turant lapakne ko hue unki taraf par tabhi..


AUNTY-arre baitho beta.. it's not that much..


apni baat bolte hue aunty aur woh dono servents table par saari dishes sajane lage..

butter roti se lekar naan,zeera rice se lekar daal makhni,chicken tandoori se lekar paneer do pyaza,sab bana tha aaj is dinner me..

koi mini dawat se kam nahi lag raha tha ye dinner occasion..

saare dishes serve hue jiske baad hum sabka khaana shuru hua..

khaane ke beech baat karne ki pratha idhar bhi banned thi isiliye dinner badi shaanti se beeta par is beech uncle lagatar mujhe dekhe jaa rahe the..

waise pata toh mujhe bhi thi ye baat par khaana itna sahi tha ki meri nazar apni plate ko chhod kahin aur gayi hi nahi..

saala iska 10 percent focus bhi padhayi me nahi kiya tha maine kabhi...

anyways,kuch der me hamara dinner khatm hua jiske baad desert ke naam par servents ne vanilla aur black current ice-cream ke bade bade bowls hamare beech rakh diye the jinhe aunty ne hamari pasand ke flavour ke according hume serve kiya..

aur is dauran...


UNCLE-waise kya naam bataya tha aapne apna son..??

MAI-SANVEER uncle...SANVEER AHARYA..


mera naam sunte hi uncle ko man hi man laga halka sa jhatka aur..

UNCLE-your parents...???

MAI-mere dad kuch saalon pehle guzar chuke hain...i live with my mom..

woh yahin B.O.B main branch me FIELD OFFICER hain..her name is VERONICA PAUL AHARYA...

and my father's was...

UNCLE-MR SANEEL AHARYA...


meri jagah uncle ne naam liya mere dad ka jispar bas haan me sir hilaya maine par is douran kuch feel kiya tha maine..

mere dad ka naam lete waqt pehli baar halke nervous dikhe the uncle..

khair, uncle ke mere dad ka naam lete hi..


AUNTY-you knew him..???kya woh bhi army me the...

UNCLE-nahi,bas suna tha unka naam maine..sorry for your loss son...


uncle ki baat par bas halke se muskura bhar diya mai jiske baad..


AUNTY-so bacchon,ummid hai ki khaana pasand aaya hoga aap sabko...

MAI-it was yummy aunty...and thanks for inviting us..

UNCLE-pleasure was completely ours son..


ice cream khatm ho chuki thi hum sabki isiliye apni jagah par khade hote hue kahi apni baat maine jispar uncle aur aur aunty bhi khade ho chuke the..

mere sabhi dost, girls bhi uth chuke the aur uncle aunty ko farewell thanks kehne hi waale the ki tabhi..


MAI-uncle,a small gift..mehengi toh nahi hai par shayad aapko achi lage..


apne back pocket me se ek chota sa wooden box nikala maine aur uncle ki taraf badha diya jisse pakadte pakadte hi unki aankhon me hairani dikhne lagi thi..

DALBERGIA...wood joki sheesham ki tarah hi hota hai ya fir te kahun ki seesham hi hai bas ek aur swaroop bhi hota hai is lakdi ka jo thoda aur gehra rehta hai..

kaafi rare lakdi ka swaroop hai ye aur issi lakdi se bana tha woh chota sa box jo maine uncle ko diya tha aur unki anubhavi aankhon ne us lakdi ki vilakshanta ko pehchaan bhi liya tha..

par kotuhal unke man me us box ke andar rakhi chiz ke liye zyada ho chala tha aur isiliye unhone turant us box ko khola aur aisa karte hi jo chiz unke saamne aayi,pehle toh usse dekh woh zyada samjhe nahi par jab haath aage badha unhone us CHIZ ko chhua toh aankhein badi ho gayi unki...

ek chamkile peetal rang ki ring jiski chamikili rangat halki halki udi hui thi,woh thi us box ke andar..

us ring ke chaaron taraf "VANDE MATARAM"ye shabd gude hue the..

par uncle ki hairani ka kaaran na woh shabd tha aur naa woh ring balki us ring ko chhute hi uske nirman kriya ka abhaas ho chuka tha unhe aur isiliye aankhon me sawal liye woh mujhe dekh rahe the jispar..


MAI-jee haan uncle..you guessed it right.. used bullets se bani hai ye ring..

aur koi aisi waisi bullets se nahi balki hamare desh ki freedom fight ke one of the most important movement,THE NON COOPERATION MOVEMENT ke waqt hamare freedom fighters ke istemal kiye gaye bandhook ki goli se bani hai ye ring...

one of my dad's prized possession..maine socha isse unke paas hona chahiye jo isse sabse zyada deserve karte hain..

aap..toh mai yahi le aaya..i hope aapko acha laga..

meri baat toh shayad aadhi hi suni thi uncle ne..unka sara dhyan toh bas us ring ko chunne aur usse sach maanane me laga hua tha..

par meri aakhri baad sun unhone meri taraf dekha aur..


UNCLE-sach kaha tha tumne son..ye wakayi mehengi nahi hai.kyunki iski keemat lagayi hi nahi jaa sakti..

jung me bohot se medals jeete hain maine par ye ring,isse bada samman kabhi kisine nahi rakha mere haathon me..

thankyou beta, thankyou very very much...

aage badh kar gale hi laga liya tha uncle ne mujhe..army man the toh rona dhona toh hone se raha unse par us ring ko paakar kitne khush aur bhaavuk the woh,ye unki mujhpar pakad se saaf zaahir ho raha tha...

khair,kuch seconds baad jab uncle mujhse alag hue toh...


MAI-ok uncle,we will take your leave now..

aunty,thanks for the dinner..khana wakayi bohot tasty tha..

AUNTY-beta tumhara hi ghar hai..jab dil kare,aa jaana...


mere sir par haath ferte hue kahi ye baat aunty ne.

uncle ki khushi dekh woh bhi bohot khush thi..

khair,aunty ki baat sun mai aur baaki sab palat bahar jaane ko hue par tabhi..

mujhe apne kandhe par ek strong haath mehsoos hua..

ye uncle the jo mujhe saath liye mere saath hi baahar chal diye the aur ye dekh..


NITS-maan gaye bhai SANVY...100 rang birangi paintings bhi itne colours nahi dikhati jitne ek baar me tu dikha deta hai...

impression jhaadne ka jo dour SAM ne apni puri taakat dikhate hue shuru kiya tha,saale tune bina mehnet ke hi us dour ko apne waqt me badal diya..

maan gaye prabhu aapko..


khudse hi muskurakar ye budbudate hue mere piche piche ho liya tha NITS..

wahin uncle ke saath chalte hue meri nazar apne right par gayi jahan KHANAK thi aur usse dekh aankh maar di maine jispar sir shake karte hue bas muskura uthi woh..

khair,main door ke bahar aa chuke the hum jiske baad uncle,aunty aur KHANAK teeno rook gaye..

wahin hum sab bahar nikalte hue ek baar palte aur..


SAB-good night uncle,good aunty.. night KHANAK..

KHANAK-good night..

UNCLE/AUNTY-good night bacchon.. araam se jaana..


un teeno ko greet karne ke baad apni apni car ne baith hum sab nikal chuke the jiske baad..


KHANAK-kaise lage dad mere friends...???

DAD-jaise friends ko hona chahiye...they all are good..very good actually...

KHANAK-really..thanks dad..


apne dad ki baat ya phir ye kahun ki remark ko sun khush ho gayi KHANAK aur unhe aur apni mom ko baari baari hug kar apne room ki taraf chal padi jiske baad...


AUNTY-so...!!!

UNCLE-so what...!!??

AUNTY-pehli baar aapko kisise itna zyada impressed hote hue dekha hai...the kid must me special...???

UNCLE-special...!!!aap andaza bhi nahi laga sakti..

AUNTY-aur kahin iska ek kaaran SANVEER ke dad,what was his name,haan,SANEEL AHARYA toh nahi hain..

UNCLE-aur aisa kyun laga aapko...???

AUNTY- SANVEER ke dad ka naam lete waqt shock aur nervousness,dono ke bhaav jaage the aapke face par..

ab ye coincidence toh ho nahi sakta ki LIEUTENANT GENERAL PRABAL RAWAT yunhi nervous ho jaaye..

pehle toh nahi hua kabhi aisa...??

UNCLE-sharp observations,haan...!!!

AUNTY-aakhir biwi kiski hun..??

UNCLE-hahahaha..haan,ek kaaran woh bhi hai..

AUNTY-aap jaante the unhe..??

UNCLE-haan bhi aur nahi bhi...

AUNTY-iska kya matlab hua..???

UNCLE-pehli baar aur iske baad kayi baar MR SANEEL ko apne hi acadamy me kuch cadets ke saath yunhi baat chit karte hue dekha tha maine..

haste muskurate mazak karte hue hi notice kiya tha maine har baar unhe...

tab laga tha ki kisi cadet, officer ke rishtedar ya friend honge..

par ye galatfehmi thi meri jo bohot jald door ho gayi...

yaad hai,8 saal pehle FIELD MARSHAL AMAR DEEP SINGH BHINDER yahan aaye hue the...

tab kisi kaam se unke stay par gaya tha mai...

lekin hall me kadam rakhne se pehle hi jo dekha maine, woh kabhi nahi bhul paaya mai..

maine dekha ki SANEEL AHARYA hamare FIELD MARSHAL ke saath khade kuch baat kar rahe hain..

AUNTY-par isme hairan hone waali kaun si baat thi...???

UNCLE-jab army ke sabse bade ohde par kaabiz FIELD MARSHAL
AMAR DEEP SINGH BHINDER ek civilian SANEEL AHARYA ke saamne saavdhaan position me khada ho aur baat aise kar raha ho jaise koi student apne sabse senior teacher se karta hai,toh hairani hoti hi hai...


uncle ki baat sun aunty kuch bol hi nahi paayi..woh bas aankhein faade uncle ki baat ko sun khadi hui thi jisse dekh..


UNCLE-haan, aisa hi kuch reaction tha mera...

AUNTY-aapne kabhi jaanane ki koshish nahi ki MR SANEEL AHARYA ke baare me..

UNCLE-tumhe lagta hai nahi ki hogi..ki,bohot ki par kuch pata nahi chala..

aur jiske aage puri ARMY ka number one designated officer bhi saavdhaan position me khada ho,usse directly toh confront nahi kar sakta naa mai..

isiliye kuch waqt baad jab mujhe kuch bhi pata nahi chala toh jaane diya maine..

AUNTY-strange..

UNCLE-hmm,par utna hi strange ye ladka hai.. SANVEER..

AUNTY-strange..woh kaise...!!!

UNCLE-KHANAK ka ek friend bata raha tha ki SAM unki school ka champ hai..

but SANVEER ke hote koi aur kaise champ ho sakta hai...!!!

AUNTY-oh common,ye kya baat hui..???zaroori thodi naa hai ki agar dad khaas hon toh unka beta bhi waisa hi hoga...!!!!

UNCLE-khaas..!!!woh ladka kitna khaas hai,ye feel kar liya tha maine dining table par..

uski baatein, confidence ek alag level ki hain...

usse andaza nahi hai ki woh sahi hai,woh jaanta hai ki woh sahi hai...

ek aisa sitara jo apni chamak se 100 surya ki roshni bhi dhak de..par surprisingly, woh khudki chamak ko hi chhupaye hue hai...

AUNTY-mujhe toh WOH bas ek jolly,full of life aur open book ki tarah ladka laga..

suspicious toh bilkul nahi thi uski identity..

UNCLE-yahi toh sabse alag baat hai...jolly,full of life aur open bhi hai woh magar phir bhi usme kuch toh alag hai,kahin na kahin GALATH hai..kyunki...




jab zamin khudko udhede hi nahi,toh koi GADE TOH GADE KAISE...???

jab dushman dikhe hi naa toh koi LADE TOH LADE KAISE...???

khuli kitaab hai WOH par panne chipke hue...

aur jab woh panne alag hi naa ho toh koi kitaab PADHE TOH PADHE KAISE...???












AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...










AAPKA APNA V...J...

Once again awesome Update bhaiii. Maza aagaya padh ke.

Khanak ke pita ko impress karne chala tha Sam. Par woh bhul gaya uska opponent Sanvy hai.

Sam se toh impress hue the Khanak ke pita. Par sanvy ne toh unke dil o dimaag mein apni ek aisi chapp chori hai jo kabhi naa chutte.

Aur mujhe toh lagta hai Khanak Sanvy ko pasand toh karti hai aur sanvy ko bhi khanak pasand hai. Par woh bolega nhi. Aur bolega bhi toh attitude 2 ke Raaz ki tarah last mein bolega. Ekdum different style aur situation mein.

 

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI NITS AUR SANVY KI SHAANDAR BALLEBAAZI KI MADAD SE SAM KI TEAM ROHAN KI TEAM KO HARA DETI HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-15



30TH APRIL 2019



CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SANEEL'S RESIDENCE





MY,MY...AAJ TOH MERE DONO BACCHE KUCH ZYADA HI HANDSOME LAG RAHE HAIN..

WHAT'S THE OCCASION...!!!DOUBLE DATES PAR JAA RAHE HO KYA...???


SONU aur NITS ke ghar me aate hi puchi ye baat MAA ne..

BLACK SHIRT jisse kaafi ache se tuck in kiya tha apke wrangler blue JEANS me SONU ne aur kuch waise hi WHITE SHIRT ke saath blue jeans me tha NITS..

baal bhi dono ke aaj kuch zyada hi kareene se saje the maano jel ka lep lagaya ho unpar..

deo ke saath apni apni shirt par halka halka perfume bhi chhidka tha dono mahanubhavon ne..

shoes bhi brown aur black pointed pehne the aur jo kabhi nahi karte the dono, haath me watch bhi baandhi thi loundo ne..

ab unhe aisa chakachak ready hokar toh kahin jaate rare hi dekha tha kabhi MAA ne isiliye date waali baat par chedha unhone dono ko jispar..


SONU-isska ttoh ppata nnahi aunty ppar mmera aur ddate ka kkoi rrelation nnahi bban ssakta kkabhi...

NITS-hau,,aur kabhi banana bhi mat..kyunki tere chaar sentence bolne tak toh date ki timing hi khatm ho jaayegi..

MAA-NITTU.. GALATH baat...kabhi bhi kisike genuine problems ka mazak nahi udaate..

maana besty ho tum dono par phir bhi, it's not good...

SONU-itts ok aunty...mmujhe iskke aur SANVY kke mmazak ppar tthoda bbhi bbura nnahi llagta...

wwaise bbhi,inkki jjagah kkoi aur mmere sttamering kka mmazak uddaye ttoh ye ddono hhi uskki haallath kkharab kkar ddete hhain..


MAA ki baat dun sorry bolne jaa raha tha NITS par SONU ne jo kaha,joki sach bhi tha,usse sun bas muskura utha woh..

wahin smile toh MAA ke face par bhi thi jiske baad..


MAA-aisa hona bhi chahiye..agar kabhi teri problem me tere saath,infact tere aage nahi khade hue ye toh mujhe batana..

taange tod dungi in dono ke...waise ab bataoge ki itna ready hokar jaa kahan rahe ho..???

SONU-SANVY nne nnahi bbataya aapko..??? humare ppure ggroup kko KKHANAK nne apne gghar ppar ddinner mme bbulaya hai...

MAA-really.. that's good...

NITS-kya good aunty.. dinner timing 7 pm ki rakhi hai usne..batao bhala,itni jaldi koi dinner karta hai kya..??

mujhe toh aisa feel ho raha hai jaise snacks khaane jaa rahe hain...

MAA-hahaha..ye KHANAK ke dad army man hain..??

NITS-jee aunty.. aur woh bhi LIEUTENANT GENERAL...

MAA-toh beta,unki dinner timing toh aisi hi hoti hai..

and they are very very punctual too..time se pehle pahunch jaana warna first impression hi bigaad jaana hai..

NITS-isiliye toh 6 baje hi ready ho gaye hum.. waise woh kumbhkaran kidhar hai..

soya toh nahi hua ab tak hamesha ki tarah..


SANVY din me 10 ghante se zyada sota tha..ek saath nahi,gaps le lekar..

jaante the ye baat SONU aur NITS isiliye pucha unhone ye sawal jispar..


MAA-piche dekho.. sir araam se baithe hamari baatein sun rahe hain..

NITS-tu...abbe yahan kya hum koi performance de rahe hain jisse tu judge kar raha hai jo pair par pair rakh chupchap baitha hua hai..

aur ye kya kapde pehne hain tune...??


MAA ki baat sun jab NITS palte toh mujhe half red t-shirt aur black jeans me araam se baitha paaya jispar kahin NITS ne apni baat..


MAI-6.30 hi hue hai abhi..KHANAK ka ghar yahan se bas 10 minute ki doori par hai phir kaahe ki hadbadi..

isiliye apan baithe chill kar rahe the..aur kya kapde pehne hain matlab...???

abbe nayi khareedi hai ye t-shirt.isse better aur kya hoga sirf ek dinner ke liye..

NITS-bhai..army walon ke yahan jaa rahe hain..aur woh log appearance par kaafi dhyan dete hain..

MAI-bhai kapde chaahe GALATH ho,banda sahi hona chahiye jo hum hain...

aur saccha army man saamne waale ke badan ke ache bure kapde nahi,uski aankhon me saaf aur gandi niyat dekhta hai...

chale ab ki aur gyan chahiye...


apni baat bol mai aage badh gaya aur mere piche piche SONU aur NITS bhi ho liye..

wahin hamare ghar se bahar nikal NITS ki car me baiththe tak MAA hume darwaze se dekhti rahi aur car ke aage badhte hi man me chal rahe thought ke saath door band kar diya unhone..


MAA-kabhi 10 saal ka ziddi baccha hai toh kabhi 60 ka anubhavi buzurg...

woh waqt bhi bas kuch waqt ka hi mohtaj hai jab chaand ki sheetalta se lekar suraj ki ugrata ka ek vilakshan udaharan banega mera SANVY....






PLACE-THE RAWAT'S RESIDENCE





ABBE TUMLOG ANDAR NAHI GAYE...


SAM, EKPREET, RAJAT, NAISHA, ANJALI aur RASHI se puchi thi ye baat NITS ne...

KHANAK ke us military duplex bunglow ke bahar hi khade the sabhi jinke paas humne bhi apni car roki thi...


SAM-ab bhai hume laga saath hi chalna chahiye isiliye yahi wait kar rahe the tum teeno ka..

NITS-sidhe sidhe bol naa, KHANAK ke baap ke saamne jaane me phat rahi hai teri..

EKPREET-ye kya hum sabhi nervous hain bhai..

morning jab KHANAK ne kaha ki uske dad ne hum sabko aaj dinner ke liye invite kiya hai,tab tak sab normal tha par jab uske baapuji ka sahi intro pata chala toh suk puk suk puk chaalu ho gayi apni...

RAJAT-ab bhai,apne state aur idhar ki military academy ke senior most commandant officer hain woh...

kinhi royalty se milne jaa rahe hain,aisi feeling aa rahi hai...

MAI-abbe commandant officer, LIEUTENANT GENERAL,ye sab ohde unki work line ke liye hain,apne liye woh bas KHANAK ke baapu ji hain..

chill karo aur chalo andar.. dinner jaldi hoga,is chakkar me lunch bhi kam hi kiya tha aaj maine..

bhook lagi hai zor ki...

ANJALI-ye beda garg karega aaj hum sabka...yahan hum is baat se nervous aur excited hain ki itne respectable personality se milenge aur ye idhar bas khaana khaane aaya hai..bhukkad..

MAI-haan,mai hi khaana khaane aaya hun...tu toh paani peekar nikal legi..

aur kare bhi kyun naa,ghar par teen chaar logon ka khana aur phir lagatar sabka dimag jo khaati rehti hai,bhook kahan se lagegi tujhe..

ee SAM..leke jaa re isko...

ANJALI-tu toh rook.. batati hun tujhe aaj...

MAI-mujhe pehle se hi pata hai..naak dhaari surpnakha hai tu...


ANJALI lapki mujhe maarne par SAM ne usse pakadte hue rok liya aur..


SAM-oh stop it yaar..jab dekho shuru ho jaate ho..jagah toh dekh liya karo kamsekam..

ANJALI-tum chhodo mujhe...iska toh mooh tod dungi aaj mai..mujhe surpnakha bolta hai..

MAI-pura bol..naak dhaari surpnakha... aur bura tujhe kyun lag raha hai..

bura toh original surpnakha ko lagna chahiye jo tere saath comparison ho gaya uska...

ANJALI-teri toh...


kisi tarah chhuda liya ANJALI ne SAM se khudko aur pahunchi mere paas woh...

aur bas..

kameeni ne pakad liye mere baal aur kheenchne lagi..wahin maine pakda uska gala aur dabane laga..

zor se nahi, bas itna ki woh mujhe chhod de par isse pehle ki aisa ho paata...


GUYZZZ..WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING...???


KHANAK thi ye jo apne ghar ke main door se paas khadi aankhen faade hume dekh rahi thi..

wahin uski awaaz sun maine ANJALI ko aur usne mujhe turant chhoda jiske baad..


MAI-hey KHANAK.. looking good...isse bhi thode tips de dena, achi toh tab bhi nahi lagegi par haan,ladki toh ban jaayegi kamsekam...


GREEN POLY RAYON PARTY GOWN pehna hua tha KHANAK ne jisme woh kisi princess se kam nahi lag rahi thi..

waise toh dinner party ke liye suitable dresses sabhi girls ne pehna tha par un sabhi taare numa ladkiyon ke beech akeli KHANAK chaand nazar aa rahi thi..

wahin usse complete contrast outfit me tha mai..

KHANAK ki awaaz sun maine aur ANJALI ne chhod diya tha ek dusre ko par uska mujhe ghurna band nahi hua tha..

kabhi mere bikhre baalon ko toh kabhi mere college going outfit ko dekh rahi thi KHANAK aur mai kisi gadhe ki tarah bas usse tukur tukur dekh raha tha jispar kuch seconds baad halke se muskurayi woh aur..


KHANAK-bahar kya kar rahe ho tum sab...??? anyways,chalo andar, dinner aur mom dad,teeno hi tum sabse milne ke liye ready hain...

SAM-ok..just one second...


ye bol SAM apni car ki taraf badha.woh hi kya,ANJALI,RASHI,RAJAT,NAISHA bhi uske saath gaye aur agle hi kuch hi palon me un sabke haathon ne kuch na kuch wrapped gift boxes the..

par gazab toh tab hua jab un paanchon ki tarah SONU aur NITS bhi do gift wraps lete hue mere baaju me khade ho gaye jispar kai kabhi un boxes ko dekhta toh kabhi un dono chutiyon ko jinhone mujhe is baare me bataya bhi nahi.

mere un dono ke taraf dekhte hi dono ne apne apne kandhe uchka diye the..

anyways,sabke haathon me gift wraps dekh..


KHANAK-ye sab kya lekar aa gaye ho guyzz..???

EKPREET-arre pehli baar tere ghar aaye hain woh bhi tere mom dad ke invitation par toh itna toh banta hi hai..

RAJAT-aur chill kar tu,kuch khaas nahi laaye hum..

mai, EKPREET, RASHI aur NAISHA toh kuch home decor sculptures laaye hain...

aur SONU,NNITS SSWEETS aur FFRUITS laaye hain...

KHANAK-wow, great..aur SANVY, tum kya laaye ho...??

MAI-arre hum toh khud hi tohfa hain...

ANJALI-gift aur tu..bhangaar me bhi naa le tujhe koi...

MAI-kahan se lega..bhangar me waste materials lete hain, matlab teri jaisi chizen..mera kya kaam udhar..

aur EKPREET,SONU aur NITS kya laaye hain,tujhe kaise pata..???

EKPREET-mujhe kya,sabhi ko pata hai.. conference me hum sabne milkar hi toh tay kiya tha ki kaun kya laayega..

ANJALI-aur conference ke liye mobile ki zaroorat hoti hai jo tere paas hai nahi, isiliye tu reh gaya...

EKPREET-wait,tu sach me kuch nahi laaya...SAM ne toh bola tha ki woh tujhe ghar par call karkar bata dega..


EKPREET ki baat sun maine SAM ko dekha jisne mujhe dekh aankh maar di..

MAI man me-oh beta ji .khel gaya lounda...


KHANAK thi hamare beech isiliye kamine ne mujhe lapet liya tha is baar..

not bad...


KHANAK-ye kya discussion liye khade ho guyz..ab ye gift puraan chhodo aur chalo jaldi andar..


KHANAK ki baat sun hum sabko andaza hua ki 7 toh ab se 7 minute pehle hi baj chuke the aur isiliye sabhi turant ghar andar jaane ke liye lapke.


KHANAK-occasion ke hisaab se dress tumhari thodi alag nahi hai..


jab mai aage badha toh mere saath hi ho li thi KHANAK aur pucha mujhse usne ye sawal jispar..


MAI-ab invite bhi toh tumne mujhe sabse alag kiya tha.. toh socha,dress bhi sabse alag pehnu...

kyun,tumhare dad kuch kahenge kya..??

KHANAK-kahenge toh nahi par observe zaroor karenge..

MAI-karne do..mai kaun sa unki beti ka haath maange aaya hun..

KHANAK-kuch bhi bol dete ho naa..!!!


meri baat sun usne sharam se laal hote hue kahi apni baat jiske baad ek sahi mezbaan ki tarah hum sabse aage nikal entrace door par khade hote hue hume andar lekar aayi KHANAK....


KHANAK-mom, these are my friends...he is EKPREET, that's RAJAT,NAISHA,ANJALI,SAM,RASHI,SONU,NITS and he is SANVY...

HELLO MAM,NAMASTE MAM...


lagbhagh 5.7 inchi lambi ek georgette saari pehne hue behadh khubsoorat mahila,MRS SHILPA RAWAT as in KHANAK ki mom joki hall me hi sofe par baithi thi, unhe hum sabka intro diya KHANAK ne aur humne bhi apne apne tarike se wish kiya unhe jispar..


SHILPA RAWAT-hello baccho..so finally,we met... KHANAK bohot baatein karti hai aap sabke baare me..

and please,no MAM..aunty kahoge aap sab mujhe..


SHILPA aunty ki baat par hum sab bas muskura diye jiske baad..


EKPREET-aunty,some gifts..

AUNTY-itne gifts..itni formality ki zaroorat nahi thi beta..


EKPREET ke saath baaki sabne bhi apne apne gifts aunty ki taraf badhaye jisse dekh kahi ye baat unhone jispar koi kuch kehta ki tabhi..


KIS FORMALITY KI ZAROORAT NAHI THI BHAI...


andar ek room se bahar aate KHANAK ke dad MR PRABAL RAWAT ne apne dumdaar awaaz me pucha ye sawal jispar hum sab jo ab tak casually khade the, achanak hi kisi army man ki tarah saawdhaan ki mudra me khade ho gaye...


(INFO:-LIEUTENANT GENERAL MR PRABAL RAWAT..1989 tha inka first service year jo ab tak continued hai..waise toh 52 ke hain ye par dikhne me 45 ke bhi nahi lagte..kadh,6.2,saaf rang aur chehre par kisi proud Indian ka tej saaf jhalakta tha..muchen kisi typical army man ki tarah dono kinaro se hamare raashtra dwaj ke hi tarah hamesha upar uthi hui jo apne shaan ki gaatha bina bole hi bata rahi thi)

KHANAK-now that's my dad...dad,my friends..

SAB-hello sir..


hamare greetings ke baad aunty ki tarah hamara intro uske dad ke aage bhi diya KHANAK ne jispar..


UNCLE-hello bacchon...how are you all doing..??

SAB-fine sir, thanks...

UNCLE-you all can call me uncle..arre ye kya,itne gifts..??

AUNTY-issi formality ki baat kar rahi thi mai...

UNCLE-true...

SAM-uncle, this is for you...


baaki sabke haathon me gift wraps the par SAM ne ek patla aur lamba open gift bag sa pakda tha jisse uncle ke paas jaate hue aage kiya usne..


wahin uncle ne ek nazar daali SAM par jisne baakiyon ki tarah sirf formal shirt aur trousers nahi balki shirt ke upar ek bohot hi khubsoorat aur latest blazer bhi pehna hua tha..

impress hue the uncle SAM ke apperance se aur ye impression tab aur badh gaya jab uske laaye bag ke andar rakhi chiz nikali uncle ne..


UNCLE-"DOM PERIGNON,2008...


nice but beta,itna mehenge champagne laane ki zaroorat nahi thi tumhe..


DOM PERIGNON..one of the finest modern vintage champagne aur jo 750 ml ki bottle SAM laaya tha,keemat uski 25k se zyada thi jo uske manufacturing year ko dekh jaan chuki thi uncle ki paarkhi aankhein...


SAM-zaroorat nahi thi uncle,but because it's an honour to meet a personality like you,mujhe laga ki gift bhi aisa hona chahiye jo aapki glittering aur shining personality ko suit kare...

UNCLE-hahaha...if that's the case,i humbly accept your gift son..

come..aap sab bhi aayiye bacchon..


SAM ko apni side se lagate hue aage badhe uncle jiske baad hum sab bhi unke piche ho liye...


NITS-loundi pate na pate,loundi ka baap zaroor pat chuka hai is SAM se..


mere kaan me dheere se kahi ye baat NITS ne jispar mai bas smile kar gaya..

khair,hall kaafi bada tha is duplex bunglow ka aur jahan hum jaa rahe the, dining table par usse thoda pehle wall par ek bada sa board bana hua tha jisme tange the LIEUTENANT GENERAL PRABAL RAWAT ki shourya gaatha..

unke achieve liye hue medals ke square prints...

PVSM
ATI VISHISHT SEVA MEDAL
VISHISHT SEVA MEDAL
YUDH SEVA MEDAL
SENA MEDAL.


SAM-wow uncle... that's an incredible board of honour...

UNCLE-army pasand hai aapko...!!

SAM-pasand..!!!uncle ARMY is the backbone of our country.. pasand naapasand ka toh option hi nahi hai..

we are bound to respect them..i mean you...


SAM ka jawab bohot bhaaya tha uncle ko jo unke face par saaf dikh raha tha..

khair,us board of honour ke paas kuch der rook hum sab dinner table ki taraf badh chale..

is beech ek servent ne sabhi ke gift wraps collect kar liye the..

kuch dishes jo abhi just complete hui thi,unhe plates me sajane ke liye kitchen ki taraf badh chuki thi..

wahin dusra servent salads aur paani wagairah saleeke se saja raha tha...

is beech uncle hum sabhi ke saath dining table par baith chuke the jiske baad..


UNCLE-toh bacchon, how's your study going on..??

SAB-good uncle..

UNCLE-aur SAM...kya karte hain aapke parents..??

SAM-uncle mom dad toh divorced hain..mai apni mom ke saath rehta hun..

SMRITI CHANDER... that's my mom..she runs a diamond manufacturing company called GLITTERS...

UNCLE-GLITTERS...woh toh uttarakhand ki sabse badi diamond manufacturing company hai.. right..??

SAM-jee uncle..

UNCLE-toh aage chalkar mom ki company sambhalne ka iraada hai..!!!

SAM-abhi us baare me socha nahi hai uncle..par mai apne dum par mom ki tarah naam earn karna chahta hun...

UNCLE-thats good..par son, uske liye bohot hardwork karna padega...

tumhari mom ne ek bohot bade mukaam par hain..

unke aas paas bhi apne dum par agar pahunchna hai toh you got to be the very best..

EKPREET-that he already is uncle..SAM SIRIUS ka champion hai..study,sports, acadamics..

har chiz me number 1 hai ye..infact pichle saal interschool championship bhi issine jeeti thi..

he is the best of dehradun..


EKPREET ki baat sun uncle joki pehle se hi SAM se kaafi impressed the, us impression ka level aur badh gaya..


UNCLE-really.. that's very very good SAM...toh acadamics me bhi ache ho tum..kaun kaun se skills me knowledge rakhte ho...

EKPREET-pattern stuffs,unki note taking, acadamic thinking as in journalistic styles,communicating, collaborating skills..

aise hi kuch chizon ke baare me padhna aur janana acha lagta hai uncle..

UNCLE-what about the theoratical knowledge of your country's army..

SAM-oh i love to know as much as i can uncle..

UNCLE-toh kuch puchun hamari army ke baare me..???


ab ye pata tha mujhe.. students hain hum aur is waqt army man ke saamne hai toh ye topic toh uthega hi..

kyunki har reputative military man jisne apni zindagi ki kayi sadi di ho apne desh ko,woh ye zaroor janana chahega ki yuva pidhi apne desh ke sabse mahatpurn stambh "ARMY" ke baare kitna jaanti hai...


SAM-sure uncle.. puchiye..

UNCLE-dehradun me rehte ho tum sab aur is waqt apne sheher ke hi MILITARY ACADAMY ki boundry ke andar ho...

toh yahi batao, DEHRADUN MILITARY ACADAMY ka motto kya hai...???

SAM-VEERTA AUR VIVEK...

UNCLE-very good..acha ye batao,INDIAN ARMY kul teen bhaagon me baati gayi hai..

un teen bhagon ka naam kya hai..??

SAM-thal sena as indian army..
nou sena as in indian navy aur vaayu sena as in indian air force...

UNCLE-impressive..aur baccho,aap me se koi batao ki hamari thal sena ka motto kya hai..??


SAM se nahi,baaki sab se pucha tha ye sawal uncle ne jispar mujhe chhod baaki sab sochne waale thobde ke saath busy ho gaye jiske baad..


RAJAT-haan,yaad aaya, service before self.. khud se pehle seva..

UNCLE- right...

aur nou sena ka motto..???

SONU/EKPREET-SSHARNO VVARRUN

jal ke devta humari raksha karo.....

EKPREET ne saaf aur SONU ne halka atakte hue ek hi jawab diya joki sahi tha..

UNCLE-bilkul sahi aur vaayu sena ka dhyaye vaakya..!!!

NITS-ye mujhe pata hai..garv se aakash ko chhuo...

UNCLE-well jawab toh sahi hai par proper nahi..jo aapne kaha, woh exact moto ka hindi anuvaad hai..asal shabd nahi..

ANJALI-nabhsparsham diptam..

UNCLE-bilkul sahi..bohot acche beta..


jahan ek taraf ye dekh ki sirf SAM hi nahi,unki beti ke baaki dost bhi army ko lekar knowledgeable hain,khush the uncle wahin dusri in sab ke douran mujhpar bhi dhyan jaa chuka tha unka..

pehle toh meri dress joki college going look waali thi,dusri uncle ne notice kiya tha ki baaki sabke haathon me gifts the siway mere and at the end, uncle ne ye bhi dekha ki unke puche gaye sawalon par maine jawab dene ki koshish karna toh chhod, interest bhi nahi dikhaya hai..


UNCLE-kya baat hai beta..??aapko dekh kar lagta hai jaise apne desh ki army me bilkul interest nahi hai aapko..

mujhe pucha tha uncle ne ye sawal jispar..


MAI-bilkul hai uncle..waise puch sakta hun ki kyun laga aapko aisa...???


jahan baaki sab ab bhi uncle se koi bhi baat karne me halke hichak rahe the,wahin maine bindaas unki aankhon me dekh pucha tha ye sawal jispar mere sabhi dost hairan bhi hue aur mere mooh fath hone ki wajah se uncle ko bura na lag jaaye,iska dar bhi satane laga tha un sabko..

aur KHANAK...woh toh sabse zyada ghabra uthi thi..par saamne hi baithe the uske dad aur mai usse thoda door..

kuch keh ya ishara kar sakti thi nahi woh isiliye bas pray karti hui chupchaap baithi thi..

khair,mere sawal ko sun..


UNCLE-aapne mere puche kisi bhi sawal me interest nahi dikhaya..jawab dene ki koshish bhi nahi ki..

MAI-common sawal the uncle jinka jawab bhi utna hi aam tha..ye sabhi jaante the unka jawab phir ek extra awaaz ki bhala kya zaroorat..

UNCLE-really..toh aap kehna chahte hain ki army se related woh sawal jo normally zyada logon ko pata nahi hote,unke jawab aap de sakte hain..

MAI-uncle,mere according army par sawal jawab nahi hote.informations hoti hai jinhe jaanana bhi ek gourav ki baat hai..

for example,hamari army ke vaayu sena ka dhyaya vaakya hai,nabhsparsh diptam jo ANJALI ne bataya aur ussika hindi anuvaad,garv se aakash ko chhuo,jo NITS ne bataya,asal me ye moto geeta ke gyarve adhyay se liya gaya hai..

mahabharat ke mahayudh ke dauran kurukshetra me BHAGWAAN SHRI KRISHNA ARJUN ko updesh de rahe the..

hamari vaayu sena ka dhyaya vaakya ussi updesh se liya gaya hai...


meri baat sun joki sahi thi, uncle toh man hi man hairan hue the par mere sabhi dost mooh faade mujhe hi dekh rahe the...

khair,kuch seconds mujhe dekhte rehne ke baad..


UNCLE-info bilkul sahi hai son but the thing is ki agar MOTTO pata hai toh usse related ye jaankari nikalna jo aapne abhi batayi,ye common baat hai..

agar mai aapse inhi army mottos se related ek aisa sawal puchun jo out of the box hai aur zyadatar logon ko nahi pata toh doge jawab aap...??

MAI-jawab de hi dunga,ye kaise bata sakta hun mai uncle..ho sakta hai ki zyadatar logon ki tarah jawab mujhe bhi nahi pata ho.

but i will try..agar nahi bhi pata hua,toh aapke through kuch naya jaan jaaunga mai..


UNCLE ko laga ki ab unhe pampering kar raha hun mai taaki unke puche sawal ke jawab naa pata hone par bhi embarrassment naa face karni pade mujhe..

khair,sawal toh puchna hi tha unhe aur isiliye...


UNCLE-ok then..geeta ke through ek motto ki detailing di aapne toh ussise milta julta ek sawal hai par thoda tricky hai..

dhyan se sunana..

"yadi tum maare jaate ho toh swarg prapt karoge..yadi vijayi hote ho toh prithvi ko bhogoge.isiliye hey kunti putr arjun,yudh karne ka nishchay karkar khade ho jaao..."

ye wordings bhi GEETA se hi li gayi hai...kya aap bata sakte ho ki kis army regiment me in wordings se bana MOTTO use hota hai aur woh exact MOTO hai kya..???

MAI-gadhwal riffles...aur unka exact MOTO hai YUDHAYA KRUTH NISHCHAY...

matlab yudh ka nishchay karo..

"hatoh waa praapsyasi swarg jiswah waa bhokshyase mahim!

tasmadutisht kountyaya yudhyaya kruth nishchaya.

geeta ke issi shlok ke aakhri teen shabdon se liya gaya hai woh motto...


kehte hain ki kabhi kabhi soch badalne me waqt nahi lagta..aisa hi kuch abhi mere aur uncle ke beech hua tha..

jahan kuch seconds pehle tak woh mujhe ek carefree nonsense youth samajh rahe the,wahin mere is ek jawab ne joki completely deep aur accurate tha,unka mere prati percpective pura hi badal diya tha..

behadh khushi aur proudly dekh rahe the uncle is waqt mujhe par isse pehle ki woh mujhse kuch kehte..


DINNERS READY....


ye aunty thi jo ghar ke dono servents ke saath milkar pura dinner lekar aa rahi thi aur ye dekh KHANAK aur baaki teeno girls turant lapakne ko hue unki taraf par tabhi..


AUNTY-arre baitho beta.. it's not that much..


apni baat bolte hue aunty aur woh dono servents table par saari dishes sajane lage..

butter roti se lekar naan,zeera rice se lekar daal makhni,chicken tandoori se lekar paneer do pyaza,sab bana tha aaj is dinner me..

koi mini dawat se kam nahi lag raha tha ye dinner occasion..

saare dishes serve hue jiske baad hum sabka khaana shuru hua..

khaane ke beech baat karne ki pratha idhar bhi banned thi isiliye dinner badi shaanti se beeta par is beech uncle lagatar mujhe dekhe jaa rahe the..

waise pata toh mujhe bhi thi ye baat par khaana itna sahi tha ki meri nazar apni plate ko chhod kahin aur gayi hi nahi..

saala iska 10 percent focus bhi padhayi me nahi kiya tha maine kabhi...

anyways,kuch der me hamara dinner khatm hua jiske baad desert ke naam par servents ne vanilla aur black current ice-cream ke bade bade bowls hamare beech rakh diye the jinhe aunty ne hamari pasand ke flavour ke according hume serve kiya..

aur is dauran...


UNCLE-waise kya naam bataya tha aapne apna son..??

MAI-SANVEER uncle...SANVEER AHARYA..


mera naam sunte hi uncle ko man hi man laga halka sa jhatka aur..

UNCLE-your parents...???

MAI-mere dad kuch saalon pehle guzar chuke hain...i live with my mom..

woh yahin B.O.B main branch me FIELD OFFICER hain..her name is VERONICA PAUL AHARYA...

and my father's was...

UNCLE-MR SANEEL AHARYA...


meri jagah uncle ne naam liya mere dad ka jispar bas haan me sir hilaya maine par is douran kuch feel kiya tha maine..

mere dad ka naam lete waqt pehli baar halke nervous dikhe the uncle..

khair, uncle ke mere dad ka naam lete hi..


AUNTY-you knew him..???kya woh bhi army me the...

UNCLE-nahi,bas suna tha unka naam maine..sorry for your loss son...


uncle ki baat par bas halke se muskura bhar diya mai jiske baad..


AUNTY-so bacchon,ummid hai ki khaana pasand aaya hoga aap sabko...

MAI-it was yummy aunty...and thanks for inviting us..

UNCLE-pleasure was completely ours son..


ice cream khatm ho chuki thi hum sabki isiliye apni jagah par khade hote hue kahi apni baat maine jispar uncle aur aur aunty bhi khade ho chuke the..

mere sabhi dost, girls bhi uth chuke the aur uncle aunty ko farewell thanks kehne hi waale the ki tabhi..


MAI-uncle,a small gift..mehengi toh nahi hai par shayad aapko achi lage..


apne back pocket me se ek chota sa wooden box nikala maine aur uncle ki taraf badha diya jisse pakadte pakadte hi unki aankhon me hairani dikhne lagi thi..

DALBERGIA...wood joki sheesham ki tarah hi hota hai ya fir te kahun ki seesham hi hai bas ek aur swaroop bhi hota hai is lakdi ka jo thoda aur gehra rehta hai..

kaafi rare lakdi ka swaroop hai ye aur issi lakdi se bana tha woh chota sa box jo maine uncle ko diya tha aur unki anubhavi aankhon ne us lakdi ki vilakshanta ko pehchaan bhi liya tha..

par kotuhal unke man me us box ke andar rakhi chiz ke liye zyada ho chala tha aur isiliye unhone turant us box ko khola aur aisa karte hi jo chiz unke saamne aayi,pehle toh usse dekh woh zyada samjhe nahi par jab haath aage badha unhone us CHIZ ko chhua toh aankhein badi ho gayi unki...

ek chamkile peetal rang ki ring jiski chamikili rangat halki halki udi hui thi,woh thi us box ke andar..

us ring ke chaaron taraf "VANDE MATARAM"ye shabd gude hue the..

par uncle ki hairani ka kaaran na woh shabd tha aur naa woh ring balki us ring ko chhute hi uske nirman kriya ka abhaas ho chuka tha unhe aur isiliye aankhon me sawal liye woh mujhe dekh rahe the jispar..


MAI-jee haan uncle..you guessed it right.. used bullets se bani hai ye ring..

aur koi aisi waisi bullets se nahi balki hamare desh ki freedom fight ke one of the most important movement,THE NON COOPERATION MOVEMENT ke waqt hamare freedom fighters ke istemal kiye gaye bandhook ki goli se bani hai ye ring...

one of my dad's prized possession..maine socha isse unke paas hona chahiye jo isse sabse zyada deserve karte hain..

aap..toh mai yahi le aaya..i hope aapko acha laga..

meri baat toh shayad aadhi hi suni thi uncle ne..unka sara dhyan toh bas us ring ko chunne aur usse sach maanane me laga hua tha..

par meri aakhri baad sun unhone meri taraf dekha aur..


UNCLE-sach kaha tha tumne son..ye wakayi mehengi nahi hai.kyunki iski keemat lagayi hi nahi jaa sakti..

jung me bohot se medals jeete hain maine par ye ring,isse bada samman kabhi kisine nahi rakha mere haathon me..

thankyou beta, thankyou very very much...

aage badh kar gale hi laga liya tha uncle ne mujhe..army man the toh rona dhona toh hone se raha unse par us ring ko paakar kitne khush aur bhaavuk the woh,ye unki mujhpar pakad se saaf zaahir ho raha tha...

khair,kuch seconds baad jab uncle mujhse alag hue toh...


MAI-ok uncle,we will take your leave now..

aunty,thanks for the dinner..khana wakayi bohot tasty tha..

AUNTY-beta tumhara hi ghar hai..jab dil kare,aa jaana...


mere sir par haath ferte hue kahi ye baat aunty ne.

uncle ki khushi dekh woh bhi bohot khush thi..

khair,aunty ki baat sun mai aur baaki sab palat bahar jaane ko hue par tabhi..

mujhe apne kandhe par ek strong haath mehsoos hua..

ye uncle the jo mujhe saath liye mere saath hi baahar chal diye the aur ye dekh..


NITS-maan gaye bhai SANVY...100 rang birangi paintings bhi itne colours nahi dikhati jitne ek baar me tu dikha deta hai...

impression jhaadne ka jo dour SAM ne apni puri taakat dikhate hue shuru kiya tha,saale tune bina mehnet ke hi us dour ko apne waqt me badal diya..

maan gaye prabhu aapko..


khudse hi muskurakar ye budbudate hue mere piche piche ho liya tha NITS..

wahin uncle ke saath chalte hue meri nazar apne right par gayi jahan KHANAK thi aur usse dekh aankh maar di maine jispar sir shake karte hue bas muskura uthi woh..

khair,main door ke bahar aa chuke the hum jiske baad uncle,aunty aur KHANAK teeno rook gaye..

wahin hum sab bahar nikalte hue ek baar palte aur..


SAB-good night uncle,good aunty.. night KHANAK..

KHANAK-good night..

UNCLE/AUNTY-good night bacchon.. araam se jaana..


un teeno ko greet karne ke baad apni apni car ne baith hum sab nikal chuke the jiske baad..


KHANAK-kaise lage dad mere friends...???

DAD-jaise friends ko hona chahiye...they all are good..very good actually...

KHANAK-really..thanks dad..


apne dad ki baat ya phir ye kahun ki remark ko sun khush ho gayi KHANAK aur unhe aur apni mom ko baari baari hug kar apne room ki taraf chal padi jiske baad...


AUNTY-so...!!!

UNCLE-so what...!!??

AUNTY-pehli baar aapko kisise itna zyada impressed hote hue dekha hai...the kid must me special...???

UNCLE-special...!!!aap andaza bhi nahi laga sakti..

AUNTY-aur kahin iska ek kaaran SANVEER ke dad,what was his name,haan,SANEEL AHARYA toh nahi hain..

UNCLE-aur aisa kyun laga aapko...???

AUNTY- SANVEER ke dad ka naam lete waqt shock aur nervousness,dono ke bhaav jaage the aapke face par..

ab ye coincidence toh ho nahi sakta ki LIEUTENANT GENERAL PRABAL RAWAT yunhi nervous ho jaaye..

pehle toh nahi hua kabhi aisa...??

UNCLE-sharp observations,haan...!!!

AUNTY-aakhir biwi kiski hun..??

UNCLE-hahahaha..haan,ek kaaran woh bhi hai..

AUNTY-aap jaante the unhe..??

UNCLE-haan bhi aur nahi bhi...

AUNTY-iska kya matlab hua..???

UNCLE-pehli baar aur iske baad kayi baar MR SANEEL ko apne hi acadamy me kuch cadets ke saath yunhi baat chit karte hue dekha tha maine..

haste muskurate mazak karte hue hi notice kiya tha maine har baar unhe...

tab laga tha ki kisi cadet, officer ke rishtedar ya friend honge..

par ye galatfehmi thi meri jo bohot jald door ho gayi...

yaad hai,8 saal pehle FIELD MARSHAL AMAR DEEP SINGH BHINDER yahan aaye hue the...

tab kisi kaam se unke stay par gaya tha mai...

lekin hall me kadam rakhne se pehle hi jo dekha maine, woh kabhi nahi bhul paaya mai..

maine dekha ki SANEEL AHARYA hamare FIELD MARSHAL ke saath khade kuch baat kar rahe hain..

AUNTY-par isme hairan hone waali kaun si baat thi...???

UNCLE-jab army ke sabse bade ohde par kaabiz FIELD MARSHAL
AMAR DEEP SINGH BHINDER ek civilian SANEEL AHARYA ke saamne saavdhaan position me khada ho aur baat aise kar raha ho jaise koi student apne sabse senior teacher se karta hai,toh hairani hoti hi hai...


uncle ki baat sun aunty kuch bol hi nahi paayi..woh bas aankhein faade uncle ki baat ko sun khadi hui thi jisse dekh..


UNCLE-haan, aisa hi kuch reaction tha mera...

AUNTY-aapne kabhi jaanane ki koshish nahi ki MR SANEEL AHARYA ke baare me..

UNCLE-tumhe lagta hai nahi ki hogi..ki,bohot ki par kuch pata nahi chala..

aur jiske aage puri ARMY ka number one designated officer bhi saavdhaan position me khada ho,usse directly toh confront nahi kar sakta naa mai..

isiliye kuch waqt baad jab mujhe kuch bhi pata nahi chala toh jaane diya maine..

AUNTY-strange..

UNCLE-hmm,par utna hi strange ye ladka hai.. SANVEER..

AUNTY-strange..woh kaise...!!!

UNCLE-KHANAK ka ek friend bata raha tha ki SAM unki school ka champ hai..

but SANVEER ke hote koi aur kaise champ ho sakta hai...!!!

AUNTY-oh common,ye kya baat hui..???zaroori thodi naa hai ki agar dad khaas hon toh unka beta bhi waisa hi hoga...!!!!

UNCLE-khaas..!!!woh ladka kitna khaas hai,ye feel kar liya tha maine dining table par..

uski baatein, confidence ek alag level ki hain...

usse andaza nahi hai ki woh sahi hai,woh jaanta hai ki woh sahi hai...

ek aisa sitara jo apni chamak se 100 surya ki roshni bhi dhak de..par surprisingly, woh khudki chamak ko hi chhupaye hue hai...

AUNTY-mujhe toh WOH bas ek jolly,full of life aur open book ki tarah ladka laga..

suspicious toh bilkul nahi thi uski identity..

UNCLE-yahi toh sabse alag baat hai...jolly,full of life aur open bhi hai woh magar phir bhi usme kuch toh alag hai,kahin na kahin GALATH hai..kyunki...




jab zamin khudko udhede hi nahi,toh koi GADE TOH GADE KAISE...???

jab dushman dikhe hi naa toh koi LADE TOH LADE KAISE...???

khuli kitaab hai WOH par panne chipke hue...

aur jab woh panne alag hi naa ho toh koi kitaab PADHE TOH PADHE KAISE...???












AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...










AAPKA APNA V...J...

shandaar jandaar jabardast update bro
to sanvi ne army man ke yha bhi apni chaap chod di
jo impress krne ka silsila sam ne start kiya tha sanvi ne apne andaaz se use manzil tk pahucha
wese anvi se jyada to uske dad mistry lgte h
batao cm army ka sbse bda officer sb k sb uske samne bacche ki trh pesh aate h
dekhte h saneel ji ki full identity kb tk revel hoti h

 

[A.B.KING]

Excellent update bhai