Thriller GaLaTH...(THE WRONG THAT MADE EVERYTHING RIGHT)

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Most interesting story I ever read

thanks man..be along

 

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Shaandaar update bhai
Love ka L suruat huaa thaa wo v khatam lagta hai
Great sanveer aharya ko saant karna filhaal possible nhi q ki uske pass maa hai
Sports teacher's gajab ke hain sab bc
Ye anjali beech mai ghusne waalo adat na choregi
Waiting for kal ki update
Sunday dhamaal

thanks brother..saath bane rahiye

 

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इंडेक्स 3 भाग तक ही आपने अपडेट किया है महोदय,

उसे पूरा अपडेट कीजिए। ताकि अगला भाग पढ़ने में कठिनाई न हो।।

index maine nahi moderate update kar rahe hain bhai

 

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"Be The Wrong That Makes Everything Right".

hahaha

 

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Kya fark padta hai.।। Adultry site hai ye or waise bhi dusri storys me...... Gali ke sath sex or jane kya kya hota hai.।। Jab usse kisi ko fark nhi padta to.।। Aap kyo maafi mang rahe bhai........ Yaha satsang me thode aate hain log...... Yaha mauj masti ke liye hi to aate hai..... Enjoy

satya vachan

 

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Bhai thk kh rahy h jo log ham jesy

Middle class walo ki frndshp ko nahe samj skty jaha jtna ziada pyar h toh gali sa shru gali pae khtm

Bhai mjhy ye b pta h k ap mature ho or esi baty ek kan sa suni dushri sa nikal d
Lkn
Phr b wo b readr h toh kh dia na samaj ho ga

arre nahi brother..sab apne hi Reader hain jinhe apna point rakhne ka hakh hai.

aur woh GALATH bhi nahi..meri pichli kahaniyon me words saaf suthre the, isiliye is naye lekhni me unhe odd lag raha hoga but jo chiz jahan zaroori hai,woh mai dikha raha hun.

 

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SANVY KHUDKO AUR NITS KO CRICKET TRIALS SE BACHA LETA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF USKE AUR KHANAK KE BEECH KUCH ROMANTIC CONVERSATIONS HOTI HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


MEGA UPDATE-10


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-NITS HOUSE





"UMR DHALNE SE PEHLE HI AGAR DHADKANE THAK JAAYEN...!!!!

MOUT BHI KUBOOL HAI HUME JO AAKHRI-DIDAARE-RUKHSAAR TERA HO"....


haathon me gulaab liye,entrance door par apne ek ghutne ke bal baith thik propose karne ki position me saamne dekh kahi thi ye baat maine LAKSHMI aunty se..(NITS MOM)


(LAKSHMI BHATNAGAR:-a beautiful women but more importantly,ek aadarsh patni aur maa...apne SANVY ko bhi NITENDRA se kam pyar nahi karti hain ye aur SANVY,uske liye toh LAKSHMI uski aunty/g.f hain..hamesha flirt karta rehta hai inse jaisa ki abhi kar raha hai)


AHHHHH...

bade pyar se meri taraf badh ek haath se rose accept kiya aunty ne par agle hi pal dusre haath se kaan kheench liya unhone jispar jhuthe dard ki karah nikalta hua khada hua ma...


AUNTY-beta,teri ye noutanki,tera ye charm aaj kaam nahi aayega...

1 mahine baad shakal dikha raha hai tu... tera toh keema banaungi aaj mai...

MAI-hain..!!!khaane par toh mai aaya tha aur aap mera hi khaana banane waali ho...

koi naa...ishq kiya hai aapse...ab aapke hi zulm naa seh paaya toh phir ishq kaisa...????

AUNTY-sudhar jaa re SANVY,sudhar jaa...


meri baat sun haste hue kahi ye baat aunty ne jiske baad mai bhi unhe side se hug karta hua andar enter kar gaya aur phir...


MAI-uncle nahi aaye abhi tak....????8 p.m usual time hai naa unka...

AUNTY-haan,par aaj camp ke order ka aakhri din hai naa... isiliye thoda late ho gaye hain..

abhi aa jaayenge..kyun,tujhe abhi se bhook lag rahi hai kya..???rook,mai snacks lekar aati hun...

MAI-arre bhook wook kuch nahi lagi hai aunty....mai toh isiliye inquiry kar raha tha kyunki kya hai, uncle ke saamne aapse apni mohobbat ka izhar karta toh unhe bura lagta naa..

AUNTY-hahaha....tu toh unke saamne bhi baaz nahi aata...lekin unhe maalum hai...

MAI-aur kya maalum hain unhe...

AUNTY-yahi ki teri daal nahi galne waali... teri aunty bas tere uncle ki hi hai...


mujhe chidhate hue kahi ye baat AUNTY ne jispar..


MAI-aunty, mohobbat jab puri ek tarfa ho jaaye toh uski taakat kayi guna tak badh jaati hai...


DHAKKK...


meri baat par aunty kuch kehti ki tabhi ek sofa pillow aakar meri peeth par pada joki NITS ne pheka tha aur is waqt mujhe ghur raha tha...


AUNTY-dekho..jitna ladna hai lado par agar sofa ya kisi bhi table cloth ko kharab kiya toh pure ghar ki safayi karaungi tum dono se...


aunty jaanti thi ki ab hum dono ladenge aur isiliye ye bol kitchen ki taraf badh gayi woh aur jaise hi aunty hamare view se disappear hui toh...


NITS-bhosdike,meri maa ko line maarta hai...!!!


mujhe ghoorkar dheere par gurrate hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar...


MAI-chi chi chi..meri paak mohobbat ko line maarne jaisi tuche shabd ke saath jodta hai gaandu..

NITS-behenchod...


ye bol kooda mere upar NITS jispar sofe ki dusri taraf uchla mai aur tezi se bhaagte hue NITS ke room me ghus gaya..

NITS bhi bhaaga mere piche aur jab mai bed ke saamne pahuncha toh piche se kuda woh mere upar lekin uski movement bhaamp gaya tha isiliye turant side hath gaya mai jisse mere baaju se hota hua aage bed par gira woh aur isse pehle ki woh palathta,mai kood gaya uske upar..


AHHHHH...

NITS-bhosdoke...hath saale loudu..aahhh..abbe dukh raha hai chutiye...


uske upar kood NITS ke dono haath modte hue piche ki taraf jod se diye the maine jispar dard se chillata hua mujhe gaali dene laga woh par tabhi..


HEY BBHAGWAN..KKITNA BBADAL GGAYA INSSAAN....SSAALE MMUJHE PPEHLE SE HI MMALUM THA KKI TTUM DDONO GGAY HO...


SONU jo abhi abhi room me aaya tha,meri aur NITS ki position dekh kahi thi ye baat usne...


MAI-aaja phir.. threesome karte hain...

SONU-hath bbe loude...

NITS-abbe upar mere hai ye aur hata tu raha hai.. hath na chuth maarike...


NITS ke upar se hata mai par mere aisa karte hi NITS turant palta aur mere upar kood gaya...


NITS-teri chuth ka bhosda maaru saale..ab bata,lega baap se panga...

MAI-utar saale nahi toh patak dunga..

NITS-ghanta patkega tu.betal hun mai,jitna chhitkega ,utna chipkunga mai...HAHAHAHAHA...


NITTUUUU...YE KYA CHUTIYAPA HAI BE...NEECHE UTAR JAAHIL...


daanavon ki tarah haste hue kahi thi apni aakhri baat NITS ne jispar mai kuch kehta ki tabhi mere aur SONU ke priya JAGATH uncle prakat hue jinko dekh jahan mai aur SONU smile karne lage wahin humse ulath NITS ka mooh chota ho gaya aur woh turant mere peeth se utar gaya..


JAGATH UNCLE-mand hi reh buddhi se tu bhokwe...bandar hi rehna hai toh kaahe insaano ke school me padhne jaata hai re tu..

dehradun me pedon ki kami toh hai nahi...kudna utarna wahin theek se seekh le tu..

phir de dunga tujhe kisi madari ko,ghar me do paise toh aa jaayenge....


NITS ko uske future carrier par advise dene ke baad mere aur sonu ke sir par haath ferte hue ek baar phir NITS ko ghur uncle room se nikal gaye..


NITS-saala aaj toh confirm ho gaya,naa nikla mai inke lund ke paani se...

godh hi liya hoga mujhe pakka...

HAHAHAHA.....

BAAP ka jo anokha description abhi abhi NITS ne hume diya tha,usse sun peth pakad kar hasne lage the mai aur SONU...

wahin mooh fulaye ek takiye ko zor se jakade baitha NITS hume yun hasta dekh ghurne laga par kuch kaha nahi usne jispar..


MAI-waise baat sahi hai teri...

mai bhi kayi baar sochta hun ki aunty jaisi hoor ka beta tere jaisa langoor kaise ho sakta hai..????

NITS-betichod,teri toh.... phir shuru ho gaya tu...???

aunty-aajao baccho...dinner lag gaya hai...


mere upar chaddhte hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne par tabhi aayi aunty ki awaaz jisse sun NITS utarne laga mere upar se aur tabhi..


MAI-dekha...majnu ke khatre me aate hi laila ne awaaz laga di..ab ye ishq nahi toh aur kya hai..??


NITS-bhosadchodike...

HAHAHAHAHA...


jahan meri baat sun zor se has pada SONU wahin khud ko loose chhod chuka NITS,meri baat sun phir bhadak gaya woh aur mujhe dabane ko hua par mai taiyar tha..

isse pehle ki woh mujhe dobochta,apne ghutne ko modte hue di maine saale ke gaand par ek laath jisse mere upar se hota hua NITS aage nikal gaya aur aisa hote hi mai aur SONU turant room se nikal hall ki taraf bhaag gaye...


AUNTY-arre arre arre...ghode ho gaye ho teeno par bachpana nahi gaya tum teeno ka...

jaao haath dho lo fatafat.....

MAI-as my queen commands...


hum teeno ki udham dekh sir par haath rakh kahi thi ye woh baat aunty ne par meri baat sun jahan woh has padi wahin mere peeth par ek chipka hi diya NITS ne aur..


NITS-saale meri hi maa milti hai tujhe har baar flirt karne ke liye..

MAI-haun..chal papa bol..

NITS-teri toh...


kitchen ke just bahar bhi ek wash basin tha jahan hand wash karte hue apni baat bol bhaag liya tha mai wahin meri aakhri baat sun gaali bakte hue mere piche aane ko hua NITS par saamne se chale aa rahe apne baap ko dekh uska mooh aur pair dono hi tight ho gaye...

ab tak mai dining table par baith chuka tha..mujhe ghurta hua NITS bhi theek mere opposite saamne waali chair par baith gaya..

SONU mere hi baaju me baitha tha aur NITS ko dekh dheere dheere hase jaa raha tha...

uncle joki head of the family the,table ke start matlab ki centre chair me baithe the aur aunty ne serve karna shuru kar diya tha..

is waqt table ke beech green salad jiske uske ird gird zeera rice aur daal makhni ke saath baigan bharta,matar paneer,malayi kofta,karari bheendi aur aalu jeera saja sa hua tha...

kitchen par kadhayi me just complete hua moong ka halwa bhi bana tha jisne dhake hone ke baawjud apni mehek bhar se hum sabke taste buds me paani bhar diya tha..

ye saare ke saare dishes mere favourite the aur aaj mere idhar dinner karne ki khushi me aunty ne bana diye the..

abhi bhi uncle se pehle aunty rice daalne ke baad side me saare dishes ko thoda thoda karte hue meri plate me hi saja rahi thi aur ye dekh...


UNCLE-lagta hai aaj hum sabka khaana bhi SANVY tere khaane ke baad hi shuru hoga...


UNCLE ke mazak par ghur kar dekha aunty ne unhe par is beech bhi karari bhindi ke baad kofte ko meri plate ke side me bin dekhe hi perfectly serve kar chuki thi woh..


MAI-wow... you the are best aunty...aise dishes daily banayengi toh yahi dera daal lena hai maine...

AHHHH...

meri baat sun jhat se kaan pakde aunty ne mere aur..


AUNTY-daily,haan...???aaj ek mahine ke baad shakal dikha raha hai apni aur woh bhi isiliye kyunki VERONICA out of town hai..

usme bhi dinner khud hi banane nikle the nawabzaade..woh toh acha hua ki NITTU ne bata diya mujhe aur bolne nahi,dhamki dene ke baad aaye hain janab...


aakhri baat yaa phir ye kahun ki meri complaint uncle ko dekh kar kahi thi aunty ne jispar..


UNCLE-ye kya sun raha hun bhai...??? humse kuch galti ho gayi hai kya jo idhar aana ab pasand nahi tumhe...!!!

MAI-galti toh hui hai aapse uncle par haal filhal me nahi,balki kayi saal pehle...

UNCLE-hain..!!!kayi saal pehle galti hui hai..!!!kaun si galti aur tumhara us galti se kya saarokaar...???

MAI-bilkul matlab hai uncle..mere paida hone se pehle hi meri mohobbat chinni hai aapne mujhse..

aur ab kehte hain ki aapko apni mohobbat ke saath dekh jalta rahun mai..naa,itna bada parwana nahi hun mai..

HAHAHAHAHA....

pehle aunty ko dekh aur phir haath aage kar naa me hilate hue kahi aakhri baat maine jisse sun jahan ek taraf uncle joki mera aunty ke saath mazak jaante bhi the aur enjoy bhi karte the, SONU ke saath has pade,aunty ne ek baar phir apne sir par haath maar diya wahin NITS pehle ghurta raha mujhe par phir woh bhi muskura diya...


AUNTY-chalo,bohot hua mazak..ab chupchaap khana khaao...

mere baad sabko parosne ke baad khudke liye bhi khaana nikala aunty ne aur uncle ke sabse kareeb ki chair par baith gayi..

meri mom ki tarah uncle aunty ki bhi aadat thi,khaana khaate waqt baat naa karne ki..

mai bhi khaate waqt sirf khaane par hi dhyan deta tha aur SONU bhi..

haan NITS ko is time bhi chapar chapar karna acha lagta tha but apne baapu ke dar se unke saamne chupchaap hi khaata tha woh...

agle 10 se 15 minute hall me bas chammach ke plates se touch hone ki hi awaaz aati rahi..

haan,is beech SONU aur NITS ke mobiles ka message tone ek saath beep zaroor hua tha par khaane ke beech me hone ki wajah se un dono ne hi dhyan nahi diya...


MAI-wow..as always,food was amazing aunty...

AUNTY-thank you..baithe raho,halwa lekar aati hun...

MAI-oh yeah...


apni baat bol aunty toh kitchen ki taraf badh gayi jiske baad..


UNCLE-toh baccho..kya chal raha hai phir school me aaj kal..is saal ke sports trial shuru hue ki nahi...

tumhare school me toh season arrival se hi ye sab shuru ho jaata hai naa...!!!

SONU-jji unncle..aaj hi sse sshuru hua hai...

MAI-waise uncle,apne teenage me aap sports khelte the...??

UNCLE-arre puch mat beta..hockey,football, kabaddi,sab khela hai maine...

cricket ka toh puch hi mat..school me toh mere hockey hi zyada chalti thi par apne mohalle ka best player tha mai cricket me..

aur ek ye hai... sports ka naam sunte hi bhaag khada hota hai...

bas naam hi kharab kar tu mera...


NITS ko ghurte hue kahi aakhri baat uncle ne jispar...


NITS-papa,sirf mai nahi,ye SANVY bhi sports ke naam se door bhaagta hai...

UNCLE-ab beta,kharbuje ko dekh kar hi dusra kharbuja rang badalta hai...teri sangati ka kuch toh bura asar padega hi naa ispar bhi..

HAHAHAHA...


meri burayi kar NITS ko laga tha ki uncle mujhe bhi daatenge par unki baat sun SONU has pada aur NITS ka mooh bigad gaya...

wahin paani ke glass ko haath me lete hue apni baat aage badhayi uncle ne...


UNCLE-waise kaun se sports ka trail shuru hua aaj..???

MAI-wahi uncle..

"lumb dund,gol pind,chatayi me dhakadhak pratiyogita"..

PHOOOO...

HAHAHAHAHAHA....

paani pee hi rahe the uncle ki meri baat sun woh paani sidhe NITS ke chehre par udel diya unhone aur ye dekh SONU apne pet pakde hasne laga..

NITS-PAPA...yuk...

mouth shower se bheega NITS ghusse se uncle ko ek baar dekh bathroom ki taraf badh gaya...

wahin paani mooh se toh nikla hi uncle ke par shayad kuch gale me fas bhi gaya tha aur isiliye halka khaanskar us paani ko nigalte hue aankhein badi kar dekhne lage mujhe woh jispar...


MAI-cricket uncle,cricket...lumb dand, matlab bat,gol pind,as in ball, chatayi hota hai mat aur dhakadhak pratiyogita yaani match..

UNCLE-beta,kaan sidhe pakadne ki jagah yun ghumakar pakadne ka kaaran...!!!

MAI-ab aap champ thehre uncle..socha bouncer maarun..

UNCLE-dhanya ho beta tum...

SONU-shit...


mere aage haath jodte hue naatakiya tarike se kahi ye baat uncle ne jispar mai kuch kehta ki tabhi apni jagah par ek jhatke se khade hote hue kahi ye baat SONU ne jisse dekh..


UNCLE-kya hua SONU beta..???kiska message hai jo pareshan dikhne laga tu...

SONU-uncle,hamare ek friend ka accident ho gaya hai...

UNCLE-oh..kaun sa dost..aur abhi kahan hai woh...???

SONU-SATISH naam hai uska uncle.aap nahi jaante usse..abhi hospital me hai woh...

UNCLE-toh chalo..mai chhod deta hun tum teeno ko..

MAI-nahi uncle.. hum chale jaayenge...haan,ek help chahiye hogi aapki..

UNCLE-kuch bhi beta...

MAI-aapko khudse help karne ki zaroorat nahi hai..help hote hi thanks bolta hun aapko..

UNCLE-hain...!!!help hote hi thanks bolta hun..!!!ab iska kya matlab hua...???


apni tedhi baat se uncle ko confused chhod unhe smile dete hue SONU ko apne saath aane ka ishara kiya maine aur washroom ki taraf badh gaya..

NITS bhi hand wash kar hamari taraf hi aa raha tha jisse wapas ghuma diya maine aur isse pehle ki woh kuch kehta..


MAI-panga hua hai..???


SONU se puchi ye baat maine..woh bhi jaanta tha ki uske SATISH ka naam lete hi mai samajh gaya tha ki baat kuch aur hai isiliye woh bhi surprise nahi hua..

par NITS ko kuch bhi samajh nahi aaya tha par mera serious thobda dekh woh bhi kuch bola nahi...

khair,mere sawal ko sun SONU ne kuch kaha nahi, bas apna phone meri taraf kar diya...


"ARZ KIYA HAI DOSTON"...

IRSHAD,IRSHAD....


"badan se badan takraye toh tu bhi MACHALTI HOGI"...

ek baar hume bhi practical karwa de,jaisa apne bande ke upar baith UCCHALTI HOGI"....

waah waah,waah waah..


ye ek whatsapp video message tha jo SAM ne SONU aur NITS ko bheja tha jisse dekh mujhe aur NITS ko saara maajra samajh me aa gaya...


NITS-behenchod..ye SAMRAT waale lounde hain naa...!!!

aur ye kariya jo woh behuda shayri bol raha hai,ye toh NAMITH KASHYAP hai...woh DUSHYANT,jisse pela tha tune,uska best friend...

MAI-hmm...video SAM ke paas se aaya hai matlab usse ANJALI ne bheja hai...NAISHA bhi saath hogi uske..

that means,ye behuda comment un dono ko hi dekh kar bol raha hai woh...

NITS-inki maa ka chodu...aaj toh saalon ka pura hisaab kar hi dete hain..

MAI-rook be...woh NAMITH bhi yahi chahta hai...

NITS-matlab???

MAI-video phir se chala...


SONU ne woh video phir se chalaya jispar..


MAI-dhyan se dekh... ANJALI ne chhupkar nahi, normally ye video capture kiya hai aur ye NAMITH, ANJALI ke saath saath mobile ko dekhte hue woh saari baatein kar raha hai..

SONU-iskka mmatlab woh cchahta hai ki ANJJALI wwoh vvideo bbanaye aur ssend kkare..

MAI-yup..SAM ko call kar...bol hero naa bane...SAMRAT ke bohot bande honge wahan...

NITS-bohot..abbe 4 hi toh dikh rahe hain...

MAI-chutiya hi rahiyo tu...zyada laundo ko dekh pehle haath nahi chhodega SAM...

aur yahi plan hai un sabka..BAMBOOZA me baithe hain ye sab...CLOCK TOWER area ke paas ka food square hai ye..

but sabse important baat,ye jagah issi NAMITH ke baap ki hai..

C.C.T.V'S se lais...haath agar SAM ya hamare bando me se kisi ne pehle uthaya toh baaki chhupe bando se toh maar khaayenge hi par maar peet shuru karne ke liye official charge bhi lagega...


mere NITS ko situation ka saari ganit samjhaate tak SONU ne SAM ko call laga maar peet naa karne ke liye bata diya tha aur aisa karne ki timing ekdum sahi baithi thi..

kyunki SAM aur uske saath EKPREET aur RAJAT is waqt BAMBOOZA ke entrace ke paas hi khade the...


MAI-thanks for the help uncle...


haath dhokar bahar jaane ke liye nikal chuka tha mai aur hall par baithe uncle ko dekh smile dete hue kahi ye baat maine aur main door se bahar nikal gaya..

SONU aur NITS bhi saath the mere....


UNCLE-phir thanks...arre ab toh bata,kis baat ke liye thanks....

aunty ke saath jinke haath me ab bhi mera favourite moong ka halwa tha aur jiska lutf mai ab utha nahi sakta tha, hamare piche aate hue pucha tha unhone ye sawal par aage bol nahi paaye woh..


REASON..


mere thanks ka reason practically dekh jo rahe the woh..

is waqt mai,NITS aur SONU uncle ki HONDA CITY me baithe the..

chaabi maine pehle hi nikal li thi jo ab car ki ignition ko start bhi kar chuki thi aur ye dekh aankhein badi karte hue..


UNCLE-oye,gaadi aati bhi hai chalani ya apne friend se seekh ek aur accident karani hai tujhe...


aage bhi kehte uncle par keh nahi paaye kyunki bade araam se pehle car ko halke right ki taraf back kar tezi se stearing ghumakar maine car ko sahi disha dete hue aage di thi..

NITS ke ghar ke main gate ka complete diameter gap kareeb 8 feet ka tha jisme uncle bade araam se car ko enter aur exit karwaate the par maine ek achi speed ke saath gate cross kiya aur car road par utaar di thi jisse dekh ek thandi saans chhodi uncle ne aur...


UNCLE-ye ladka ek din apne baap ka bhi baap banega...

AUNTY-kya matlab...???kya SANEEL bhai sahab bhi aise hi the...!!!

UNCLE-woh kya the,ye toh mai bhi kabhi samajh nahi paaya tha..

bhabhi ki tarah kisi tarah ke banker the woh par meri bigdi kismat ek phone se hi chamka di thi unhone..

kahan apna mill band kar kisi aur jagah jaane ka sochne laga tha mai aur unke ek baar kehne bhar se yahan ke saare camps ka life time tender mil gaya mujhe...

AUNTY-par in sabme SANVY ko kaise joda aapne...???

UNCLE-yaad hai pehle har sunday piche waale maidan me football khelta tha mai..

AUNTY-haan...

UNCLE-ek din hamare khelne ke douran SANEEL JI wahan se guzre the toh maine unhe hamare saath khelne ka pucha tha jispar kaha tha unhone ki "football hamare bas ki baat nahi"...

phir ek din pisaan (atta)delivery ke liye camp gaya tha mai aur tab wahan ke afsaron ke saath SANEEL JI ko football khelte dekha tha maine...

jiske bas ki football nahi thi,us din maine usse 5,5 logon ko akele hi nachate dekha tha..

wahan moujud kuch aur afsaron se pata chala tha mujhe ki woh paanch log jinhe SANEEL JI baccho ki taraf jhaka rahe the, unme se teen ne state aur 2 ne division level tak khela hua tha football..

unke pair se ho rahe chamatkar ko dekh lag gaya tha mujhe ki samandar hai SANEEL AHARYA jiski gehrayi ka sirf andaza hi lagaya jaa sakta hai par usse naapa nahi jaa sakta..

aur ab wahi ehsaas mujhe SANVY ko bhi dekhkar aati hai...iski aankhein, unme dikhta beshumar confidence kuch aisa hai jisse agar koi pratidwandi dekh aur samajh le toh maidan me utarne se pehle hi bhaag khada ho..




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BHOSDIKE,GAANDU,LOUDE KE BAAL...SAALE, MOUT KE KUEN ME CHALA RAHA THA KYA BHOSDIKE CAR...


theek BAMBOOZA ki parking ke saamne car roki maine jiske baad abtak meri driving se dar aankh band kiye baithe NITS ne kholi apni aankhein aur seedhe bakne laga mujhe jispar bina uski taraf dhyan diye car se utar gaya mai aur ye dekh..


NITS-bhoshdike,agar gaadi thuk jaati toh mera baap tujhe toh kuch bolta nahi,mujhe zaroor thok deta..

MAI-thuk jaati toh naa.thuki kya...!!!???

NITS-haan,ehsaan kar diya bhosdoke tune..saale,agar dobara MICHAEL SCHUMACHER bana na tu toh bata dunga aunty ko ki unki bank ki car tu hi raat ko bhaskakar sikhne jaata tha...

MAI-ye bhi bata dena ki keys churane unke room tu hi ghusta tha...

SONU-abbe,yye ttoh kkitne llog hhain..


meri baat par NITS react karta ki tabhi SONU ki kahi baat sun uski nazar padi saamne..

is waqt hum teeno BAMBOOZA ke entrace ke paas hi khade the...

glass covering se bana tha BAMBOOZA ka wall isiliye andar ka scenes hume saaf dikh rahe the..

is waqt left corner seats par baithe the ANJALI, NAISHA, RASHI jinke paas hi khade the SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT..

jabki right ka pura area covered tha SAMRAT ke loundo se..

koi aur customer nahi tha wahan..

un sabhi SAMRAT waasiyon ke beech me baitha tha woh kariya NAMITH jo lagatar kuch na kuch bol raha tha joki i am sure ki waisi hi nonveg below the belt shayriyan aur slangs thi jiska ek sample mai SONU ke phone par dekh chuka tha....


(NAMITH-height lagbhagh mere hi jitni par rang gehra saawla...BAMBOOZA jaisi behatarin food square ka owner hai matlab paise waali party par chehre ki taraf dil se bhi kaala..iske baare me kaha jaata hai ki ye mooh chod bohot bada hai...sabko chholte rehne aur khud ko superior dikhane me bada maza aata hai isse)


anyways, NAMITH ki ghatiya comments ke baad bhi naa toh SAM kuch react kar raha tha aur naahi EKPREET, RAJAT...

ab ye ek sahi cheez thi kyunki un teeno ko bhadkana aur ladhayi shuru karwana hi toh us NAMITH aur uske doston ka maksad tha...

par un teeno ke shaant rehne ke kaaran hi ab SAMRAT ke woh chuppe bande bhi saamne aakar un teeno ka mazak udaa rahe the...

in sabke beech ANJALI,RASHI aur NAISHA bhi shaant hi baithe the but mujhe pata tha ki jis tarah ki baatein NAMITH kar raha tha,usse kitne uncomfortable feel kar rahe honge woh teeno...

par phir bhi woh wahin the..

REASON...

SIRIUS....

school ke andar ho ya bahar..mudda sahi ho ya GALATH...

SIRIUS waale haar maanana nahi jaante the..

competition me un sabke liye SAM akela kaafi tha aur yahan jo situation thi,uske liye mai un sabke liye zaroorat se zyada taklif deh tha..

aur mai aa raha hun,ye jaante the girls isiliye badi himmat aur sabr se baithe the woh teeno us gandagi ke beech..


NITS-dekh kya raha hai be..chal,chalkar maa chodte hai sabki...

MAI-maar peet yahan nahi kar sakte apan.. reason pehle hi bata chuka hun mai..

par agar kar bhi sakte, toh bhi filhal haath pair naa chalata mai...

SONU-kkyun...ahhiinsa kka vvrat llaga hai ttera abhi...


MAI-talwar ki nok ke aage bandookh ki nali nahi rakhi jaati...

jab ladhayi zubani shuru ki gayi ho toh palatwar bhi zubaani ki jaati hai beta...

shabdon se khelne ka bohot shouk hai lounde ko..

aur har shouk ko shock me badalna SANVY ko ache se aata hai..

rahi baat iski kutayi ki,toh woh bhi hoga aur woh bhi issike bune jaal me isse fasaane ke baad...


ye bol mai,NITS aur SONU BAMBOOZA ke us kaanch ki pardarshi gate ko kholte hue andar ghus gaye aur tabhi...

ek saath do reaction hue..

jahan ek taraf mere dost aur teeno girls hume dekh khush hote hue smile karne lage wahin dusri taraf BAMBOOZA ke teen chowthayi bhaag ko ghere baithe aur bhadde mazak karte SAMRAT ke bando ka khema jo kareeb 25 ke aas paas tha,woh khamosh sa ho gaya..

un sabke mujhe ghurte chehre khud hi ye gawahi de rahe the ki waakif the woh sab mujhse..

par un sab ghurti nazaron ke beech do 4 nazarein, 2 chehre aise bhi the jinme mujhko dekh ghusse se zyada dar tha...

ye dono un sab loundo me se the jinki kuch din pehle DUSHYANT ke saath pelayi thi maine..

maathe par patti aur haath me plasters chhadhe hone ka baawjud unka yahan hona is baat ka saboot tha ki maar phir bhi kam hi padi thi in dono ko aur gaand me chul kuch zyada hi thi isiliye sabak ab bhi naa sikha tha inhone..

khair,enter karte hi apne group ke paas pahunch gaya mai aur ye dekh..


NAMITH-toh tu hai SANVEER..saala,mai toh socha tha ki koi maacho,hatta katta banda hoga tu lekin sukhe hue chhuware se zyada toh nahi lagti teri body...

MAI-aag ki ek halki lou bhi jalan puri paida karti hai... yakin na ho toh haath laga ke dekh...

ye sukha hua chhuawara tere sharir ke maans ko unke andar chuppi haddiyon ke saath milakar dikha dega...

NAMITH-yahi toh baat hai..!!!!maarna hota toh ab tak tere in teen doston ki har haddi ko tod chuke hote hum...

aur is waqt mujhe kori dhamki dene ki jagah in teeno ko hospital le jaane ke jugaad me laga hota tu...

MAI-maksad tera yahi tha beta jo pura sirf isiliye nahi hua kyunki teri jaahiliyat se bhari baaton ko sunane ke baad bhi reaction kuch naa mila tujhe...

aur bina inke pehle waar kiye yahan khudse toh nahi naa maar sakte tum inhe..

ek aur baat me thoda GALATH hai tu...ho sakta hai ki agar ye teen saamne se bhidte toh tum sab milkar inki hospital pahunchane waali haalath kar dete..

par agar aisa hota toh agle 24 ghanton me tum sab bhi ussi hospital me in teeno ko company de rahe hote..

yakin naa ho toh apne dost DUSHYANT se puch lena..waise gawah yahan bhi hain....

kyun be, jhuth toh nahi bol raha mai..???


unhi dono loundo se jinhe kuch din pehle DUSHYANT ke saath kuta tha maine,dekh kar bola mai jispar woh dono hi idhar udhar dekhne lage..

wahin DUSHYANT ka naam sun kuch pal ghura mujhe NAMITH ne par phir..


NAMITH-us baat ko naa DUSHYANT bhula hai,naa mai aur naahi SAMRAT...

waise bataya mujhe DUSHYANT ne ki usse maarne ke baad koi shayri,koi dialogue bola tha tu..

hume bhi toh suna kuch..

MAI-kahin bahar mil..uske jaisi teri bhi haalath kar deta hun aur phir jab dard bardasht naa kar paane ki wajah se behosh hone lagega tu,tab sunaunga tujhe dialogue...

SAMRAT-see now that's the thing i am talking about...tum SIRIUS waalon ke paas har problem ka bas ek hi solution hota hai..

maar peet...

baat mai shabdon ki kar raha hun, samajh tujhe haath pair chalane ki aa rahi hai...

beta,zubani jung ka hathiyar dimag hota hai jisse istamal kar ladhayi jeeti jaati hai..

par shayad SIRIUS waalon ke paas baaki sab toh hai bas dimag nahi..

isiliye hi toh itni der se tere in SIRIUS ke superstars ke saamne unki girls ki izzat utaar raha hun mai par bebas goongo ki tarah ghurne ke alawa kuch bol hi nahi paaye ye...

MAI-EKPREET SINGH BAL... INTER SCHOOL LEVEL SWIMMING CHAMP...

RAJAT AGRAWAL-INTER SCHOOL LEVEL LONG TRACKS,POOL AND T.T CHAMP..

& SAM-INTER SCHOOL LEVEL CHAMPION..

jis bhi sports, acadamics me participate kiya hai isne,jeet SIRIUS ki hi hui hai...

aisa koi bhi qualification, achievement gina de tere SAMRAT waale kisi bhi ek bande ka toh sir jhuka lega SANVEER AHARYA tere aage...

beta, kisi bhi department ke koi bhi competition me jisse SIRIUS jeetathi hai,SAMRAT ka us list ke runner-ups me bhi naam nahi hota aur tu hume,SIRIUS waalon ko judge kar raha hai...

NAMITH-isiliye mere aage mooh band....

MAI-band isiliye tha inka mooh kyunki tu jo kar raha tha,woh inka criteria nahi hai...

SIRIUS ko illegal aur avaidhya tarike se push karne waale se nipatne ki zimmedari SANVEER AHARYA ki hai...

kuch din pehle yahi kaam tere dost DUSHYANT ne kiya tha aur us kachre ko saaf kar usse uski sahi jagah maine hi dikhayi thi..

aaj teri baari...

NAMITH-kaise,mujhe maarke..dude,maine bola naa ki..

MAI-zubani jung ka hathiyar dimag hota hai jisse istamal kar ladhayi jeeti jaati hai..yaad hai mujhe..

NAMITH-aur tujhe lagta hai ki you can beat me in words...???

BETA,NAMITH IS THE DEBATE CHAMPION OF SAMRAT... OFFICIALLY AUR NON OFFICIALLY,NAMITH KING HAI SHABDON KE SAATH KHELNE ME...


NAMITH ke ek friend ne aage aakar kahi ye baat jispar NAMITH smile karne hi waala tha ki tabhi..


HAHAHAHAHA..

SONU aur NITS ke saath itne der se khamosh khade hue SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT zor se has pade..

ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI ke faces par bhi smile thi jispar un sabko halki hairani se dekhne laga NAMITH...


NITS-kya bola tu...KING OF WORDS... CHAMPION OF DEBATE...

tutututu..waise galti bhi naa hai teri...kuwen ke mendhak ko toh yahi lagta hai kuwen se gehra kuch nahi...

but let me tell you something...

beta, SANVY ke saamne khada hai tu..bina haath lagaye, sirf bolkar teri pichwade me fase mendhak ko samandar ki gehrayi napwa dega ye..

KING se kata hua LING banaane me waqt nahi lagata ye...

EKPREET-oh beta ji,laaya bhai,laaya...


jahan NITS ki baat sun taali maarte hue kahi ye baat EKPREET ne wahin ek baar un sabko aur phir mujhe ghurne ke baad...


NAMITH-dekhte hain..kaun kisko gehrayi napwata hai..

toh pesh hai aap teeno ki taarif me ek desi aur jungli RAP...


ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI ko dekh kahi ye baat NAMITH ne jiske baad..


NAMITH-give me the beat guyz...

FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK...


NAMITH-


chehre par teri LAALI THI..
tu piya se chudne WAALI THI...

koi aur aaya CHOD GAYA..
lehenge pe lauda POCH GAYA...


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


tum humse chudo ya GHODE SE..
ya guptaji ke LOUDE SE..

tumhe chudna hoga RAAT ME..
phir roti rehna BAAD ME....


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


yahan dhol nagaade BIN BIN...
yahan ek ke upar TEEN TEEN...

tujhe patak ke chodu MASTI ME..
mujhe mili randiyan SASTI ME....


kaisa laga...???

awesome man,just awesone...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


apne us achopan ki hadh ko chhune waali baaton ko jisse NAMITH rap keh raha tha,kehne ke baad ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI ko dekh pucha ye sawal NAMITH ne jispar jahan ek taraf uske dost uski taarif karte hue hume dekh hasne lage wahin girls aur unke saath hamare saare boys ke bhi jabde sakhti se bheenche hue the..

NAMITH-your turn man..show me what you got...???


dono baahein failate hue kahi ye baat NAMITH ne jispar mai palath girls ko dekhne laga jispar...


NAISHA-hume kya dekh raha hai...teri shudh vaani sunane ke liye hi ab tak in do tuke ke defaulters ke beech baithe hue the hum...

RASHI-bohot suna hai maine ki SANVY sirf apni zubaan se saamne waale ki kaan se khoon nikal deta hai...

dekhna hai aaj mujhe...

ANJALI-aur is baar beat hum denge...girls...!!!

DONO-oh yeah..


teeno ki baat sun halki smile karte hue wapas saamne NAMITH ko dekha maine aur...


MAI-ok then..give me the beat girls...


TEENO-


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK



teri gaand jo itni KAALI HAI...
CHUTTAD ke naam pe GAALI HAI...

kabhi nunu thi,aaj LOUDA HAI...
phir bhi tu gandu THODA HAI...


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


jahan paani tha us GOTTE SE..
tu nikla hai loude MOTE SE...

tu paidaish ek RAAND KA..
par chut nahi re GAAND KA...


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


kutte ki nikli TATTI TU....
suwar ke lund ki HADDI TU....

tere ghar me pada tha CHAAPA HAI..
100 se zyada tere PAPA HAIN....


kaisa laga..???

prabhu,prabhu,prabhu....nailed it bro..u just nailed it...

HAHAHAHAHAHA...


jahan apne haath jode mere paas aakar jhukne lage the mere sabhi dost wahin girls zoron se has padi thi...


NAMITH- CCTV band karo re...

behadh tez awaaz me chillaya NAMITH jiske baad laptop par baitha banda turant harkat me aaya...


wahin NAMITH ki baat sun ek behadh halki smile naach uthi thi mere face par jisse woh mere saamne khade hone ke baad bhi dekh nahi paaya....

DONE...

jaise hi laptop waale bande ne ye shabd bola...


MADAR.......


lagatar mujhe khunnas se ghurte NAMITH ne gaali se shuruat karte hue mere mooh par punch maarne ki koshish ki par naa toh uski gaali puri ho paayi aur naahi uska punch apna kaam kar paaya...

KRR...AHHHHHH

tezi se halka right ki taraf ghuma mai aur agle hi pal NAMITH ka haath uske elbow se hold hokar meri grip me tha aur aisa hote hi apne dusre hatheli se uske haath ke jod par pressure banate hue ek jhatka sa diya maine jiske baad halki awaaz ubhri NAMITH ke kandhe se jiske baad ek gaand faad cheekh uske mooh se nikal gayi..

shoulder dislocate kar diya tha maine uska par uske baad bhi uske ussi har pal soojte haath ke sahare NAMITH ko apni taraf ghumaya maine aur back to back 4 punches maare maine uske mooh par..

naak,gaal aur honth ke neeche aur side se khoon ki ek moti dhaar si nikal padi uske.

wahin ye sab itni tezi se hua tha ki NAMITH ke doston ko kuch samajh me hi nahi aaya tha..

upar se NAMITH ke mooh se nikli zordar cheekh aur phir khoon se sane chehre ko dekh gaand fath gayi thi un sabki par quantity zyada thi unki..

issi criteria se khudko benifit of doubt dete hue meri taraf tezi se badhne ko hue woh sab par tabhi....


DHAKKKHHH...

entrance door khol andar bhadbhadkar daakhil hue SIRIUS ARMY...

kareeb 40 students the woh sab jinhe car me baiththe waqt hi SONU ne yahan bulwa liya tha.

par jab SAMRAT ka koi banda humpar saamne se waar nahi karta,tab tak unhe chuppe rehne ke liye kaha tha maine aur NAMITH ke mujhpar waar karte hi woh bandish toot chuki thi..

sabhi ke haath me hockey,road stick,chains aur koi na koi pelna ka zariya tha jisse dekh naa sirf SAMRAT waale bando ke aage badhte kadam apni jagah rook gaye balki ab un sabke faces par dar dikhne laga tha...


MAI-pent,chaddi,dono kholo apni apni aur nange ho jaao loudo...


meri baat sun chupchaap hi khade rahe woh sab jispar mere pass hi SIRIUS ke ek bande se maine turant chinni uski hockey stick aur...


DHADHHH...DHADHHH...DHADHHH...

NAMITH-ahhhh...bhai,bhai,bhai...maaf kar de...maaf kar de bhai..aahhhhh...maa kasam, phir kabhi nahi karunga..ahhhh..bhai..

please bhai....aahhhhh....

MAI-maine bola maadarchod nahi karne..

DHADDHHHH..

kar na tu.. DHADHHHH..jitna man kare kar...


tezi se chali meri hockey stick NAMITH ke sharir par jispar maafi ki guhaar lagane laga woh par mai saale ko maarta hi raha..

par kuch der baad jab apni hockey stick ko rok saamne dekha maine toh aadhe se zyada SAMRAT waasi apni pent khol chuke the...

kuch ne chaddi bhi khol di thi par mere unki taraf dekhte hi baaki bache sab bhi jaldi se khudko unchain karne lage..

ek minute ke andar BAMBOOZA me moujud sabhi SAMRAT ke lounde neeche se nange the..

wahin NAMITH neeche zamin par pada karaah raha tha par jab meri nazar uspar padi toh apne bache ek sahi salamat haath se woh bhi apni pent utarne laga...

is beech itne saare nange ladko ko dekh ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI toh pehle hi yahan se haste hue nikal chuke the..

ANJALI ne toh nahi par yahan se jaate waqt baaki dono ne aankhon hi aankhon me thanks kaha tha mujhe...

RAJAT, EKPREET,SAM,SONU aur NITS toh ardh nange SAMRAT ke bando ko dekh pet pakadkar has rahe the...

ab tak kisi tarah NAMITH ne bhi apni pant aur underwear utaar di thi jiske baad...


MAI-NITS,bana be video sabki..

NITS-bana li bhai....is saale NAMITH kariya ki toh lulli itni kaali hai ki VIDEO me invisible dikh raha hai...


pehle meri aur phir NITS ki baat sun saare SAMRAT waalon ke mooh khul gaye the..

kuch bolne ko hue woh sab par meri haathon me ghumti hockey stick ko dekh chup reh gaye.

AHHHHH...

NAMITH ke baal pakad unhe kheenchte hue uthaya maine usse jispar dard se chattpatatha hua kisi tarah khada ho gaya woh.

par jitni maar maine usse maari thi, uske upar uska dislocated shoulder...

accesive pain ho raha tha NAMITH ko jo ab uske bardasht se bahar hone laga tha...

isiliye dheere dheere behoshi ki taraf jaane laga tha woh jisse dekh maine smile kiya aur...


MAI-yaad hai,kya kaha tha maine....

tere us dost DUSHYANT ki tarah jab dard bardasht naa kar paane ki wajah se behosh hone lagega tu,tab sunaunga tujhe dialogue...

toh sun ab...



jitne bhi bhide hain humse,sabke sab MARE HAIN...

SIRIUS waale hain hum,naa kisi ke aage jhuke hain aur naa kisise DARE HAIN...

humare saamne aane se pehle kadh toh naapa hota apna...

jeetna chhod,hamari race me hissa lena bhi teri aukaad se PARE HAI...











AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....












AAPKA APNA V...J...

 

[vj4u]

Super duper hit update bhai

Mind-Blowing Update Bhai.....

Shaandar dhamakedar update bhai...

Awesome update bro.
Bhai update bohat late dete ho.

Jabardust update Bhai superb

Superb update

Fantastic update bhai

awesome super duper hit update

aaj tho pet me dard hogaya yaar kya comedy thi yaar wo racewala ha ha ha....

fantastic update bhai maza aa gya

Nice update

Unbelievable mind-blowing speechless fabulous marvellous shandar awesome outstanding lajvab ... update vj bhai

Pata hi nahi chala aaj ka apdate read karte waqt ka. Bas aise hi apdate dete rahiye

"
subah ka waqt hai...to be exact, morning ke 6.30 baje hain aur normally is waqt mai bahar jog par rehta hun lekin aaj aisa naa tha.."
jo jog karta ho usko dodne ya excercise mai utni problem nahi hoti.


MOM-mere bacche...

"tera wajood itna khaas hai ki,
teri shaksiyat taaliyon ki mohtaj nahi'....
mom ne bhale hi Mann mein kahi ho lekin sanveer follow to isko hi karta hai. Aur saneel ka blood hai to wo show off Mai obviously yakin nahi rakhega.

Khanak ki Dil ki baat sanvy to Jaan hi Gaya hai lekin uske Dil tak pahonch ne ke liye test to pass karni rahi. Lekin jis tarike se Anjali apna pyar jata Rahi hai sanvy se ab dekhna rahega aur kitna aur dikhti hai.

Nice One

Bhut hi accha update Bhai ab kahani me hero ke sath heroine ki bhi entry ho gyi

I feel anjali will be one of the characters to keep a watch. Kyu ki jo aksar dikh kar bhi na dikhe wo jada khatarnak hota hai.

Baaki lagta hai sanveer's father and mother has hiding something really important from this lad. Let's see how will this go. Felt really bad when veronica died. Like hero will loose her mother is really hurting.

Excellent update bhai

Fantastic bro

Awesome fabulous update
Keep posting

Kamal ki shayari kahte ho bhai, har baar padh kar dil-e-haal behal ho jata hai.

Awesome update bro

Nice update...​

Vjy bhai aap lihkte jaoo words ka dhyan hi na do ki kitne howe bas lihkte jao

Behad shaandaar zaberdast mazedaar lajawab update bhai
Bahot khoob superb

...Fabulous Amazing Fantastic Update thaa bhaiiii ...Fabulous Amazing Fantastic Update thaa bhaiiii ...

...Fabulous Amazing Fantastic Update thaa bhaiiii ...Fabulous Amazing Fantastic Update thaa bhaiiii ......Fabulous Amazing Fantastic Update thaa bhaiiii ...Fabulous Amazing Fantastic Update thaa bhaiiii ...

Very nice fantastic update waiting for next

Awesome fantastic wonderful update VJbhai

Awesome start story Bhai

बहुत ही बेहतरीन भाग सर जी।।

अगले भाग की प्रतीक्षा में।।

Mast update Bhai

thanks brothers..be along

 

[Jaguaar]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SANVY KHUDKO AUR NITS KO CRICKET TRIALS SE BACHA LETA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF USKE AUR KHANAK KE BEECH KUCH ROMANTIC CONVERSATIONS HOTI HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


MEGA UPDATE-10


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-NITS HOUSE





"UMR DHALNE SE PEHLE HI AGAR DHADKANE THAK JAAYEN...!!!!

MOUT BHI KUBOOL HAI HUME JO AAKHRI-DIDAARE-RUKHSAAR TERA HO"....


haathon me gulaab liye,entrance door par apne ek ghutne ke bal baith thik propose karne ki position me saamne dekh kahi thi ye baat maine LAKSHMI aunty se..(NITS MOM)


(LAKSHMI BHATNAGAR:-a beautiful women but more importantly,ek aadarsh patni aur maa...apne SANVY ko bhi NITENDRA se kam pyar nahi karti hain ye aur SANVY,uske liye toh LAKSHMI uski aunty/g.f hain..hamesha flirt karta rehta hai inse jaisa ki abhi kar raha hai)


AHHHHH...

bade pyar se meri taraf badh ek haath se rose accept kiya aunty ne par agle hi pal dusre haath se kaan kheench liya unhone jispar jhuthe dard ki karah nikalta hua khada hua ma...


AUNTY-beta,teri ye noutanki,tera ye charm aaj kaam nahi aayega...

1 mahine baad shakal dikha raha hai tu... tera toh keema banaungi aaj mai...

MAI-hain..!!!khaane par toh mai aaya tha aur aap mera hi khaana banane waali ho...

koi naa...ishq kiya hai aapse...ab aapke hi zulm naa seh paaya toh phir ishq kaisa...????

AUNTY-sudhar jaa re SANVY,sudhar jaa...


meri baat sun haste hue kahi ye baat aunty ne jiske baad mai bhi unhe side se hug karta hua andar enter kar gaya aur phir...


MAI-uncle nahi aaye abhi tak....????8 p.m usual time hai naa unka...

AUNTY-haan,par aaj camp ke order ka aakhri din hai naa... isiliye thoda late ho gaye hain..

abhi aa jaayenge..kyun,tujhe abhi se bhook lag rahi hai kya..???rook,mai snacks lekar aati hun...

MAI-arre bhook wook kuch nahi lagi hai aunty....mai toh isiliye inquiry kar raha tha kyunki kya hai, uncle ke saamne aapse apni mohobbat ka izhar karta toh unhe bura lagta naa..

AUNTY-hahaha....tu toh unke saamne bhi baaz nahi aata...lekin unhe maalum hai...

MAI-aur kya maalum hain unhe...

AUNTY-yahi ki teri daal nahi galne waali... teri aunty bas tere uncle ki hi hai...


mujhe chidhate hue kahi ye baat AUNTY ne jispar..


MAI-aunty, mohobbat jab puri ek tarfa ho jaaye toh uski taakat kayi guna tak badh jaati hai...


DHAKKK...


meri baat par aunty kuch kehti ki tabhi ek sofa pillow aakar meri peeth par pada joki NITS ne pheka tha aur is waqt mujhe ghur raha tha...


AUNTY-dekho..jitna ladna hai lado par agar sofa ya kisi bhi table cloth ko kharab kiya toh pure ghar ki safayi karaungi tum dono se...


aunty jaanti thi ki ab hum dono ladenge aur isiliye ye bol kitchen ki taraf badh gayi woh aur jaise hi aunty hamare view se disappear hui toh...


NITS-bhosdike,meri maa ko line maarta hai...!!!


mujhe ghoorkar dheere par gurrate hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar...


MAI-chi chi chi..meri paak mohobbat ko line maarne jaisi tuche shabd ke saath jodta hai gaandu..

NITS-behenchod...


ye bol kooda mere upar NITS jispar sofe ki dusri taraf uchla mai aur tezi se bhaagte hue NITS ke room me ghus gaya..

NITS bhi bhaaga mere piche aur jab mai bed ke saamne pahuncha toh piche se kuda woh mere upar lekin uski movement bhaamp gaya tha isiliye turant side hath gaya mai jisse mere baaju se hota hua aage bed par gira woh aur isse pehle ki woh palathta,mai kood gaya uske upar..


AHHHHH...

NITS-bhosdoke...hath saale loudu..aahhh..abbe dukh raha hai chutiye...


uske upar kood NITS ke dono haath modte hue piche ki taraf jod se diye the maine jispar dard se chillata hua mujhe gaali dene laga woh par tabhi..


HEY BBHAGWAN..KKITNA BBADAL GGAYA INSSAAN....SSAALE MMUJHE PPEHLE SE HI MMALUM THA KKI TTUM DDONO GGAY HO...


SONU jo abhi abhi room me aaya tha,meri aur NITS ki position dekh kahi thi ye baat usne...


MAI-aaja phir.. threesome karte hain...

SONU-hath bbe loude...

NITS-abbe upar mere hai ye aur hata tu raha hai.. hath na chuth maarike...


NITS ke upar se hata mai par mere aisa karte hi NITS turant palta aur mere upar kood gaya...


NITS-teri chuth ka bhosda maaru saale..ab bata,lega baap se panga...

MAI-utar saale nahi toh patak dunga..

NITS-ghanta patkega tu.betal hun mai,jitna chhitkega ,utna chipkunga mai...HAHAHAHAHA...


NITTUUUU...YE KYA CHUTIYAPA HAI BE...NEECHE UTAR JAAHIL...


daanavon ki tarah haste hue kahi thi apni aakhri baat NITS ne jispar mai kuch kehta ki tabhi mere aur SONU ke priya JAGATH uncle prakat hue jinko dekh jahan mai aur SONU smile karne lage wahin humse ulath NITS ka mooh chota ho gaya aur woh turant mere peeth se utar gaya..


JAGATH UNCLE-mand hi reh buddhi se tu bhokwe...bandar hi rehna hai toh kaahe insaano ke school me padhne jaata hai re tu..

dehradun me pedon ki kami toh hai nahi...kudna utarna wahin theek se seekh le tu..

phir de dunga tujhe kisi madari ko,ghar me do paise toh aa jaayenge....


NITS ko uske future carrier par advise dene ke baad mere aur sonu ke sir par haath ferte hue ek baar phir NITS ko ghur uncle room se nikal gaye..


NITS-saala aaj toh confirm ho gaya,naa nikla mai inke lund ke paani se...

godh hi liya hoga mujhe pakka...

HAHAHAHA.....

BAAP ka jo anokha description abhi abhi NITS ne hume diya tha,usse sun peth pakad kar hasne lage the mai aur SONU...

wahin mooh fulaye ek takiye ko zor se jakade baitha NITS hume yun hasta dekh ghurne laga par kuch kaha nahi usne jispar..


MAI-waise baat sahi hai teri...

mai bhi kayi baar sochta hun ki aunty jaisi hoor ka beta tere jaisa langoor kaise ho sakta hai..????

NITS-betichod,teri toh.... phir shuru ho gaya tu...???

aunty-aajao baccho...dinner lag gaya hai...


mere upar chaddhte hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne par tabhi aayi aunty ki awaaz jisse sun NITS utarne laga mere upar se aur tabhi..


MAI-dekha...majnu ke khatre me aate hi laila ne awaaz laga di..ab ye ishq nahi toh aur kya hai..??


NITS-bhosadchodike...

HAHAHAHAHA...


jahan meri baat sun zor se has pada SONU wahin khud ko loose chhod chuka NITS,meri baat sun phir bhadak gaya woh aur mujhe dabane ko hua par mai taiyar tha..

isse pehle ki woh mujhe dobochta,apne ghutne ko modte hue di maine saale ke gaand par ek laath jisse mere upar se hota hua NITS aage nikal gaya aur aisa hote hi mai aur SONU turant room se nikal hall ki taraf bhaag gaye...


AUNTY-arre arre arre...ghode ho gaye ho teeno par bachpana nahi gaya tum teeno ka...

jaao haath dho lo fatafat.....

MAI-as my queen commands...


hum teeno ki udham dekh sir par haath rakh kahi thi ye woh baat aunty ne par meri baat sun jahan woh has padi wahin mere peeth par ek chipka hi diya NITS ne aur..


NITS-saale meri hi maa milti hai tujhe har baar flirt karne ke liye..

MAI-haun..chal papa bol..

NITS-teri toh...


kitchen ke just bahar bhi ek wash basin tha jahan hand wash karte hue apni baat bol bhaag liya tha mai wahin meri aakhri baat sun gaali bakte hue mere piche aane ko hua NITS par saamne se chale aa rahe apne baap ko dekh uska mooh aur pair dono hi tight ho gaye...

ab tak mai dining table par baith chuka tha..mujhe ghurta hua NITS bhi theek mere opposite saamne waali chair par baith gaya..

SONU mere hi baaju me baitha tha aur NITS ko dekh dheere dheere hase jaa raha tha...

uncle joki head of the family the,table ke start matlab ki centre chair me baithe the aur aunty ne serve karna shuru kar diya tha..

is waqt table ke beech green salad jiske uske ird gird zeera rice aur daal makhni ke saath baigan bharta,matar paneer,malayi kofta,karari bheendi aur aalu jeera saja sa hua tha...

kitchen par kadhayi me just complete hua moong ka halwa bhi bana tha jisne dhake hone ke baawjud apni mehek bhar se hum sabke taste buds me paani bhar diya tha..

ye saare ke saare dishes mere favourite the aur aaj mere idhar dinner karne ki khushi me aunty ne bana diye the..

abhi bhi uncle se pehle aunty rice daalne ke baad side me saare dishes ko thoda thoda karte hue meri plate me hi saja rahi thi aur ye dekh...


UNCLE-lagta hai aaj hum sabka khaana bhi SANVY tere khaane ke baad hi shuru hoga...


UNCLE ke mazak par ghur kar dekha aunty ne unhe par is beech bhi karari bhindi ke baad kofte ko meri plate ke side me bin dekhe hi perfectly serve kar chuki thi woh..


MAI-wow... you the are best aunty...aise dishes daily banayengi toh yahi dera daal lena hai maine...

AHHHH...

meri baat sun jhat se kaan pakde aunty ne mere aur..


AUNTY-daily,haan...???aaj ek mahine ke baad shakal dikha raha hai apni aur woh bhi isiliye kyunki VERONICA out of town hai..

usme bhi dinner khud hi banane nikle the nawabzaade..woh toh acha hua ki NITTU ne bata diya mujhe aur bolne nahi,dhamki dene ke baad aaye hain janab...


aakhri baat yaa phir ye kahun ki meri complaint uncle ko dekh kar kahi thi aunty ne jispar..


UNCLE-ye kya sun raha hun bhai...??? humse kuch galti ho gayi hai kya jo idhar aana ab pasand nahi tumhe...!!!

MAI-galti toh hui hai aapse uncle par haal filhal me nahi,balki kayi saal pehle...

UNCLE-hain..!!!kayi saal pehle galti hui hai..!!!kaun si galti aur tumhara us galti se kya saarokaar...???

MAI-bilkul matlab hai uncle..mere paida hone se pehle hi meri mohobbat chinni hai aapne mujhse..

aur ab kehte hain ki aapko apni mohobbat ke saath dekh jalta rahun mai..naa,itna bada parwana nahi hun mai..

HAHAHAHAHA....

pehle aunty ko dekh aur phir haath aage kar naa me hilate hue kahi aakhri baat maine jisse sun jahan ek taraf uncle joki mera aunty ke saath mazak jaante bhi the aur enjoy bhi karte the, SONU ke saath has pade,aunty ne ek baar phir apne sir par haath maar diya wahin NITS pehle ghurta raha mujhe par phir woh bhi muskura diya...


AUNTY-chalo,bohot hua mazak..ab chupchaap khana khaao...

mere baad sabko parosne ke baad khudke liye bhi khaana nikala aunty ne aur uncle ke sabse kareeb ki chair par baith gayi..

meri mom ki tarah uncle aunty ki bhi aadat thi,khaana khaate waqt baat naa karne ki..

mai bhi khaate waqt sirf khaane par hi dhyan deta tha aur SONU bhi..

haan NITS ko is time bhi chapar chapar karna acha lagta tha but apne baapu ke dar se unke saamne chupchaap hi khaata tha woh...

agle 10 se 15 minute hall me bas chammach ke plates se touch hone ki hi awaaz aati rahi..

haan,is beech SONU aur NITS ke mobiles ka message tone ek saath beep zaroor hua tha par khaane ke beech me hone ki wajah se un dono ne hi dhyan nahi diya...


MAI-wow..as always,food was amazing aunty...

AUNTY-thank you..baithe raho,halwa lekar aati hun...

MAI-oh yeah...


apni baat bol aunty toh kitchen ki taraf badh gayi jiske baad..


UNCLE-toh baccho..kya chal raha hai phir school me aaj kal..is saal ke sports trial shuru hue ki nahi...

tumhare school me toh season arrival se hi ye sab shuru ho jaata hai naa...!!!

SONU-jji unncle..aaj hi sse sshuru hua hai...

MAI-waise uncle,apne teenage me aap sports khelte the...??

UNCLE-arre puch mat beta..hockey,football, kabaddi,sab khela hai maine...

cricket ka toh puch hi mat..school me toh mere hockey hi zyada chalti thi par apne mohalle ka best player tha mai cricket me..

aur ek ye hai... sports ka naam sunte hi bhaag khada hota hai...

bas naam hi kharab kar tu mera...


NITS ko ghurte hue kahi aakhri baat uncle ne jispar...


NITS-papa,sirf mai nahi,ye SANVY bhi sports ke naam se door bhaagta hai...

UNCLE-ab beta,kharbuje ko dekh kar hi dusra kharbuja rang badalta hai...teri sangati ka kuch toh bura asar padega hi naa ispar bhi..

HAHAHAHA...


meri burayi kar NITS ko laga tha ki uncle mujhe bhi daatenge par unki baat sun SONU has pada aur NITS ka mooh bigad gaya...

wahin paani ke glass ko haath me lete hue apni baat aage badhayi uncle ne...


UNCLE-waise kaun se sports ka trail shuru hua aaj..???

MAI-wahi uncle..

"lumb dund,gol pind,chatayi me dhakadhak pratiyogita"..

PHOOOO...

HAHAHAHAHAHA....

paani pee hi rahe the uncle ki meri baat sun woh paani sidhe NITS ke chehre par udel diya unhone aur ye dekh SONU apne pet pakde hasne laga..

NITS-PAPA...yuk...

mouth shower se bheega NITS ghusse se uncle ko ek baar dekh bathroom ki taraf badh gaya...

wahin paani mooh se toh nikla hi uncle ke par shayad kuch gale me fas bhi gaya tha aur isiliye halka khaanskar us paani ko nigalte hue aankhein badi kar dekhne lage mujhe woh jispar...


MAI-cricket uncle,cricket...lumb dand, matlab bat,gol pind,as in ball, chatayi hota hai mat aur dhakadhak pratiyogita yaani match..

UNCLE-beta,kaan sidhe pakadne ki jagah yun ghumakar pakadne ka kaaran...!!!

MAI-ab aap champ thehre uncle..socha bouncer maarun..

UNCLE-dhanya ho beta tum...

SONU-shit...


mere aage haath jodte hue naatakiya tarike se kahi ye baat uncle ne jispar mai kuch kehta ki tabhi apni jagah par ek jhatke se khade hote hue kahi ye baat SONU ne jisse dekh..


UNCLE-kya hua SONU beta..???kiska message hai jo pareshan dikhne laga tu...

SONU-uncle,hamare ek friend ka accident ho gaya hai...

UNCLE-oh..kaun sa dost..aur abhi kahan hai woh...???

SONU-SATISH naam hai uska uncle.aap nahi jaante usse..abhi hospital me hai woh...

UNCLE-toh chalo..mai chhod deta hun tum teeno ko..

MAI-nahi uncle.. hum chale jaayenge...haan,ek help chahiye hogi aapki..

UNCLE-kuch bhi beta...

MAI-aapko khudse help karne ki zaroorat nahi hai..help hote hi thanks bolta hun aapko..

UNCLE-hain...!!!help hote hi thanks bolta hun..!!!ab iska kya matlab hua...???


apni tedhi baat se uncle ko confused chhod unhe smile dete hue SONU ko apne saath aane ka ishara kiya maine aur washroom ki taraf badh gaya..

NITS bhi hand wash kar hamari taraf hi aa raha tha jisse wapas ghuma diya maine aur isse pehle ki woh kuch kehta..


MAI-panga hua hai..???


SONU se puchi ye baat maine..woh bhi jaanta tha ki uske SATISH ka naam lete hi mai samajh gaya tha ki baat kuch aur hai isiliye woh bhi surprise nahi hua..

par NITS ko kuch bhi samajh nahi aaya tha par mera serious thobda dekh woh bhi kuch bola nahi...

khair,mere sawal ko sun SONU ne kuch kaha nahi, bas apna phone meri taraf kar diya...


"ARZ KIYA HAI DOSTON"...

IRSHAD,IRSHAD....


"badan se badan takraye toh tu bhi MACHALTI HOGI"...

ek baar hume bhi practical karwa de,jaisa apne bande ke upar baith UCCHALTI HOGI"....

waah waah,waah waah..


ye ek whatsapp video message tha jo SAM ne SONU aur NITS ko bheja tha jisse dekh mujhe aur NITS ko saara maajra samajh me aa gaya...


NITS-behenchod..ye SAMRAT waale lounde hain naa...!!!

aur ye kariya jo woh behuda shayri bol raha hai,ye toh NAMITH KASHYAP hai...woh DUSHYANT,jisse pela tha tune,uska best friend...

MAI-hmm...video SAM ke paas se aaya hai matlab usse ANJALI ne bheja hai...NAISHA bhi saath hogi uske..

that means,ye behuda comment un dono ko hi dekh kar bol raha hai woh...

NITS-inki maa ka chodu...aaj toh saalon ka pura hisaab kar hi dete hain..

MAI-rook be...woh NAMITH bhi yahi chahta hai...

NITS-matlab???

MAI-video phir se chala...


SONU ne woh video phir se chalaya jispar..


MAI-dhyan se dekh... ANJALI ne chhupkar nahi, normally ye video capture kiya hai aur ye NAMITH, ANJALI ke saath saath mobile ko dekhte hue woh saari baatein kar raha hai..

SONU-iskka mmatlab woh cchahta hai ki ANJJALI wwoh vvideo bbanaye aur ssend kkare..

MAI-yup..SAM ko call kar...bol hero naa bane...SAMRAT ke bohot bande honge wahan...

NITS-bohot..abbe 4 hi toh dikh rahe hain...

MAI-chutiya hi rahiyo tu...zyada laundo ko dekh pehle haath nahi chhodega SAM...

aur yahi plan hai un sabka..BAMBOOZA me baithe hain ye sab...CLOCK TOWER area ke paas ka food square hai ye..

but sabse important baat,ye jagah issi NAMITH ke baap ki hai..

C.C.T.V'S se lais...haath agar SAM ya hamare bando me se kisi ne pehle uthaya toh baaki chhupe bando se toh maar khaayenge hi par maar peet shuru karne ke liye official charge bhi lagega...


mere NITS ko situation ka saari ganit samjhaate tak SONU ne SAM ko call laga maar peet naa karne ke liye bata diya tha aur aisa karne ki timing ekdum sahi baithi thi..

kyunki SAM aur uske saath EKPREET aur RAJAT is waqt BAMBOOZA ke entrace ke paas hi khade the...


MAI-thanks for the help uncle...


haath dhokar bahar jaane ke liye nikal chuka tha mai aur hall par baithe uncle ko dekh smile dete hue kahi ye baat maine aur main door se bahar nikal gaya..

SONU aur NITS bhi saath the mere....


UNCLE-phir thanks...arre ab toh bata,kis baat ke liye thanks....

aunty ke saath jinke haath me ab bhi mera favourite moong ka halwa tha aur jiska lutf mai ab utha nahi sakta tha, hamare piche aate hue pucha tha unhone ye sawal par aage bol nahi paaye woh..


REASON..


mere thanks ka reason practically dekh jo rahe the woh..

is waqt mai,NITS aur SONU uncle ki HONDA CITY me baithe the..

chaabi maine pehle hi nikal li thi jo ab car ki ignition ko start bhi kar chuki thi aur ye dekh aankhein badi karte hue..


UNCLE-oye,gaadi aati bhi hai chalani ya apne friend se seekh ek aur accident karani hai tujhe...


aage bhi kehte uncle par keh nahi paaye kyunki bade araam se pehle car ko halke right ki taraf back kar tezi se stearing ghumakar maine car ko sahi disha dete hue aage di thi..

NITS ke ghar ke main gate ka complete diameter gap kareeb 8 feet ka tha jisme uncle bade araam se car ko enter aur exit karwaate the par maine ek achi speed ke saath gate cross kiya aur car road par utaar di thi jisse dekh ek thandi saans chhodi uncle ne aur...


UNCLE-ye ladka ek din apne baap ka bhi baap banega...

AUNTY-kya matlab...???kya SANEEL bhai sahab bhi aise hi the...!!!

UNCLE-woh kya the,ye toh mai bhi kabhi samajh nahi paaya tha..

bhabhi ki tarah kisi tarah ke banker the woh par meri bigdi kismat ek phone se hi chamka di thi unhone..

kahan apna mill band kar kisi aur jagah jaane ka sochne laga tha mai aur unke ek baar kehne bhar se yahan ke saare camps ka life time tender mil gaya mujhe...

AUNTY-par in sabme SANVY ko kaise joda aapne...???

UNCLE-yaad hai pehle har sunday piche waale maidan me football khelta tha mai..

AUNTY-haan...

UNCLE-ek din hamare khelne ke douran SANEEL JI wahan se guzre the toh maine unhe hamare saath khelne ka pucha tha jispar kaha tha unhone ki "football hamare bas ki baat nahi"...

phir ek din pisaan (atta)delivery ke liye camp gaya tha mai aur tab wahan ke afsaron ke saath SANEEL JI ko football khelte dekha tha maine...

jiske bas ki football nahi thi,us din maine usse 5,5 logon ko akele hi nachate dekha tha..

wahan moujud kuch aur afsaron se pata chala tha mujhe ki woh paanch log jinhe SANEEL JI baccho ki taraf jhaka rahe the, unme se teen ne state aur 2 ne division level tak khela hua tha football..

unke pair se ho rahe chamatkar ko dekh lag gaya tha mujhe ki samandar hai SANEEL AHARYA jiski gehrayi ka sirf andaza hi lagaya jaa sakta hai par usse naapa nahi jaa sakta..

aur ab wahi ehsaas mujhe SANVY ko bhi dekhkar aati hai...iski aankhein, unme dikhta beshumar confidence kuch aisa hai jisse agar koi pratidwandi dekh aur samajh le toh maidan me utarne se pehle hi bhaag khada ho..




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BHOSDIKE,GAANDU,LOUDE KE BAAL...SAALE, MOUT KE KUEN ME CHALA RAHA THA KYA BHOSDIKE CAR...


theek BAMBOOZA ki parking ke saamne car roki maine jiske baad abtak meri driving se dar aankh band kiye baithe NITS ne kholi apni aankhein aur seedhe bakne laga mujhe jispar bina uski taraf dhyan diye car se utar gaya mai aur ye dekh..


NITS-bhoshdike,agar gaadi thuk jaati toh mera baap tujhe toh kuch bolta nahi,mujhe zaroor thok deta..

MAI-thuk jaati toh naa.thuki kya...!!!???

NITS-haan,ehsaan kar diya bhosdoke tune..saale,agar dobara MICHAEL SCHUMACHER bana na tu toh bata dunga aunty ko ki unki bank ki car tu hi raat ko bhaskakar sikhne jaata tha...

MAI-ye bhi bata dena ki keys churane unke room tu hi ghusta tha...

SONU-abbe,yye ttoh kkitne llog hhain..


meri baat par NITS react karta ki tabhi SONU ki kahi baat sun uski nazar padi saamne..

is waqt hum teeno BAMBOOZA ke entrace ke paas hi khade the...

glass covering se bana tha BAMBOOZA ka wall isiliye andar ka scenes hume saaf dikh rahe the..

is waqt left corner seats par baithe the ANJALI, NAISHA, RASHI jinke paas hi khade the SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT..

jabki right ka pura area covered tha SAMRAT ke loundo se..

koi aur customer nahi tha wahan..

un sabhi SAMRAT waasiyon ke beech me baitha tha woh kariya NAMITH jo lagatar kuch na kuch bol raha tha joki i am sure ki waisi hi nonveg below the belt shayriyan aur slangs thi jiska ek sample mai SONU ke phone par dekh chuka tha....


(NAMITH-height lagbhagh mere hi jitni par rang gehra saawla...BAMBOOZA jaisi behatarin food square ka owner hai matlab paise waali party par chehre ki taraf dil se bhi kaala..iske baare me kaha jaata hai ki ye mooh chod bohot bada hai...sabko chholte rehne aur khud ko superior dikhane me bada maza aata hai isse)


anyways, NAMITH ki ghatiya comments ke baad bhi naa toh SAM kuch react kar raha tha aur naahi EKPREET, RAJAT...

ab ye ek sahi cheez thi kyunki un teeno ko bhadkana aur ladhayi shuru karwana hi toh us NAMITH aur uske doston ka maksad tha...

par un teeno ke shaant rehne ke kaaran hi ab SAMRAT ke woh chuppe bande bhi saamne aakar un teeno ka mazak udaa rahe the...

in sabke beech ANJALI,RASHI aur NAISHA bhi shaant hi baithe the but mujhe pata tha ki jis tarah ki baatein NAMITH kar raha tha,usse kitne uncomfortable feel kar rahe honge woh teeno...

par phir bhi woh wahin the..

REASON...

SIRIUS....

school ke andar ho ya bahar..mudda sahi ho ya GALATH...

SIRIUS waale haar maanana nahi jaante the..

competition me un sabke liye SAM akela kaafi tha aur yahan jo situation thi,uske liye mai un sabke liye zaroorat se zyada taklif deh tha..

aur mai aa raha hun,ye jaante the girls isiliye badi himmat aur sabr se baithe the woh teeno us gandagi ke beech..


NITS-dekh kya raha hai be..chal,chalkar maa chodte hai sabki...

MAI-maar peet yahan nahi kar sakte apan.. reason pehle hi bata chuka hun mai..

par agar kar bhi sakte, toh bhi filhal haath pair naa chalata mai...

SONU-kkyun...ahhiinsa kka vvrat llaga hai ttera abhi...


MAI-talwar ki nok ke aage bandookh ki nali nahi rakhi jaati...

jab ladhayi zubani shuru ki gayi ho toh palatwar bhi zubaani ki jaati hai beta...

shabdon se khelne ka bohot shouk hai lounde ko..

aur har shouk ko shock me badalna SANVY ko ache se aata hai..

rahi baat iski kutayi ki,toh woh bhi hoga aur woh bhi issike bune jaal me isse fasaane ke baad...


ye bol mai,NITS aur SONU BAMBOOZA ke us kaanch ki pardarshi gate ko kholte hue andar ghus gaye aur tabhi...

ek saath do reaction hue..

jahan ek taraf mere dost aur teeno girls hume dekh khush hote hue smile karne lage wahin dusri taraf BAMBOOZA ke teen chowthayi bhaag ko ghere baithe aur bhadde mazak karte SAMRAT ke bando ka khema jo kareeb 25 ke aas paas tha,woh khamosh sa ho gaya..

un sabke mujhe ghurte chehre khud hi ye gawahi de rahe the ki waakif the woh sab mujhse..

par un sab ghurti nazaron ke beech do 4 nazarein, 2 chehre aise bhi the jinme mujhko dekh ghusse se zyada dar tha...

ye dono un sab loundo me se the jinki kuch din pehle DUSHYANT ke saath pelayi thi maine..

maathe par patti aur haath me plasters chhadhe hone ka baawjud unka yahan hona is baat ka saboot tha ki maar phir bhi kam hi padi thi in dono ko aur gaand me chul kuch zyada hi thi isiliye sabak ab bhi naa sikha tha inhone..

khair,enter karte hi apne group ke paas pahunch gaya mai aur ye dekh..


NAMITH-toh tu hai SANVEER..saala,mai toh socha tha ki koi maacho,hatta katta banda hoga tu lekin sukhe hue chhuware se zyada toh nahi lagti teri body...

MAI-aag ki ek halki lou bhi jalan puri paida karti hai... yakin na ho toh haath laga ke dekh...

ye sukha hua chhuawara tere sharir ke maans ko unke andar chuppi haddiyon ke saath milakar dikha dega...

NAMITH-yahi toh baat hai..!!!!maarna hota toh ab tak tere in teen doston ki har haddi ko tod chuke hote hum...

aur is waqt mujhe kori dhamki dene ki jagah in teeno ko hospital le jaane ke jugaad me laga hota tu...

MAI-maksad tera yahi tha beta jo pura sirf isiliye nahi hua kyunki teri jaahiliyat se bhari baaton ko sunane ke baad bhi reaction kuch naa mila tujhe...

aur bina inke pehle waar kiye yahan khudse toh nahi naa maar sakte tum inhe..

ek aur baat me thoda GALATH hai tu...ho sakta hai ki agar ye teen saamne se bhidte toh tum sab milkar inki hospital pahunchane waali haalath kar dete..

par agar aisa hota toh agle 24 ghanton me tum sab bhi ussi hospital me in teeno ko company de rahe hote..

yakin naa ho toh apne dost DUSHYANT se puch lena..waise gawah yahan bhi hain....

kyun be, jhuth toh nahi bol raha mai..???


unhi dono loundo se jinhe kuch din pehle DUSHYANT ke saath kuta tha maine,dekh kar bola mai jispar woh dono hi idhar udhar dekhne lage..

wahin DUSHYANT ka naam sun kuch pal ghura mujhe NAMITH ne par phir..


NAMITH-us baat ko naa DUSHYANT bhula hai,naa mai aur naahi SAMRAT...

waise bataya mujhe DUSHYANT ne ki usse maarne ke baad koi shayri,koi dialogue bola tha tu..

hume bhi toh suna kuch..

MAI-kahin bahar mil..uske jaisi teri bhi haalath kar deta hun aur phir jab dard bardasht naa kar paane ki wajah se behosh hone lagega tu,tab sunaunga tujhe dialogue...

SAMRAT-see now that's the thing i am talking about...tum SIRIUS waalon ke paas har problem ka bas ek hi solution hota hai..

maar peet...

baat mai shabdon ki kar raha hun, samajh tujhe haath pair chalane ki aa rahi hai...

beta,zubani jung ka hathiyar dimag hota hai jisse istamal kar ladhayi jeeti jaati hai..

par shayad SIRIUS waalon ke paas baaki sab toh hai bas dimag nahi..

isiliye hi toh itni der se tere in SIRIUS ke superstars ke saamne unki girls ki izzat utaar raha hun mai par bebas goongo ki tarah ghurne ke alawa kuch bol hi nahi paaye ye...

MAI-EKPREET SINGH BAL... INTER SCHOOL LEVEL SWIMMING CHAMP...

RAJAT AGRAWAL-INTER SCHOOL LEVEL LONG TRACKS,POOL AND T.T CHAMP..

& SAM-INTER SCHOOL LEVEL CHAMPION..

jis bhi sports, acadamics me participate kiya hai isne,jeet SIRIUS ki hi hui hai...

aisa koi bhi qualification, achievement gina de tere SAMRAT waale kisi bhi ek bande ka toh sir jhuka lega SANVEER AHARYA tere aage...

beta, kisi bhi department ke koi bhi competition me jisse SIRIUS jeetathi hai,SAMRAT ka us list ke runner-ups me bhi naam nahi hota aur tu hume,SIRIUS waalon ko judge kar raha hai...

NAMITH-isiliye mere aage mooh band....

MAI-band isiliye tha inka mooh kyunki tu jo kar raha tha,woh inka criteria nahi hai...

SIRIUS ko illegal aur avaidhya tarike se push karne waale se nipatne ki zimmedari SANVEER AHARYA ki hai...

kuch din pehle yahi kaam tere dost DUSHYANT ne kiya tha aur us kachre ko saaf kar usse uski sahi jagah maine hi dikhayi thi..

aaj teri baari...

NAMITH-kaise,mujhe maarke..dude,maine bola naa ki..

MAI-zubani jung ka hathiyar dimag hota hai jisse istamal kar ladhayi jeeti jaati hai..yaad hai mujhe..

NAMITH-aur tujhe lagta hai ki you can beat me in words...???

BETA,NAMITH IS THE DEBATE CHAMPION OF SAMRAT... OFFICIALLY AUR NON OFFICIALLY,NAMITH KING HAI SHABDON KE SAATH KHELNE ME...


NAMITH ke ek friend ne aage aakar kahi ye baat jispar NAMITH smile karne hi waala tha ki tabhi..


HAHAHAHAHA..

SONU aur NITS ke saath itne der se khamosh khade hue SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT zor se has pade..

ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI ke faces par bhi smile thi jispar un sabko halki hairani se dekhne laga NAMITH...


NITS-kya bola tu...KING OF WORDS... CHAMPION OF DEBATE...

tutututu..waise galti bhi naa hai teri...kuwen ke mendhak ko toh yahi lagta hai kuwen se gehra kuch nahi...

but let me tell you something...

beta, SANVY ke saamne khada hai tu..bina haath lagaye, sirf bolkar teri pichwade me fase mendhak ko samandar ki gehrayi napwa dega ye..

KING se kata hua LING banaane me waqt nahi lagata ye...

EKPREET-oh beta ji,laaya bhai,laaya...


jahan NITS ki baat sun taali maarte hue kahi ye baat EKPREET ne wahin ek baar un sabko aur phir mujhe ghurne ke baad...


NAMITH-dekhte hain..kaun kisko gehrayi napwata hai..

toh pesh hai aap teeno ki taarif me ek desi aur jungli RAP...


ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI ko dekh kahi ye baat NAMITH ne jiske baad..


NAMITH-give me the beat guyz...

FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK...


NAMITH-


chehre par teri LAALI THI..
tu piya se chudne WAALI THI...

koi aur aaya CHOD GAYA..
lehenge pe lauda POCH GAYA...


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


tum humse chudo ya GHODE SE..
ya guptaji ke LOUDE SE..

tumhe chudna hoga RAAT ME..
phir roti rehna BAAD ME....


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


yahan dhol nagaade BIN BIN...
yahan ek ke upar TEEN TEEN...

tujhe patak ke chodu MASTI ME..
mujhe mili randiyan SASTI ME....


kaisa laga...???

awesome man,just awesone...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


apne us achopan ki hadh ko chhune waali baaton ko jisse NAMITH rap keh raha tha,kehne ke baad ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI ko dekh pucha ye sawal NAMITH ne jispar jahan ek taraf uske dost uski taarif karte hue hume dekh hasne lage wahin girls aur unke saath hamare saare boys ke bhi jabde sakhti se bheenche hue the..

NAMITH-your turn man..show me what you got...???


dono baahein failate hue kahi ye baat NAMITH ne jispar mai palath girls ko dekhne laga jispar...


NAISHA-hume kya dekh raha hai...teri shudh vaani sunane ke liye hi ab tak in do tuke ke defaulters ke beech baithe hue the hum...

RASHI-bohot suna hai maine ki SANVY sirf apni zubaan se saamne waale ki kaan se khoon nikal deta hai...

dekhna hai aaj mujhe...

ANJALI-aur is baar beat hum denge...girls...!!!

DONO-oh yeah..


teeno ki baat sun halki smile karte hue wapas saamne NAMITH ko dekha maine aur...


MAI-ok then..give me the beat girls...


TEENO-


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK



teri gaand jo itni KAALI HAI...
CHUTTAD ke naam pe GAALI HAI...

kabhi nunu thi,aaj LOUDA HAI...
phir bhi tu gandu THODA HAI...


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


jahan paani tha us GOTTE SE..
tu nikla hai loude MOTE SE...

tu paidaish ek RAAND KA..
par chut nahi re GAAND KA...


FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK


kutte ki nikli TATTI TU....
suwar ke lund ki HADDI TU....

tere ghar me pada tha CHAAPA HAI..
100 se zyada tere PAPA HAIN....


kaisa laga..???

prabhu,prabhu,prabhu....nailed it bro..u just nailed it...

HAHAHAHAHAHA...


jahan apne haath jode mere paas aakar jhukne lage the mere sabhi dost wahin girls zoron se has padi thi...


NAMITH- CCTV band karo re...

behadh tez awaaz me chillaya NAMITH jiske baad laptop par baitha banda turant harkat me aaya...


wahin NAMITH ki baat sun ek behadh halki smile naach uthi thi mere face par jisse woh mere saamne khade hone ke baad bhi dekh nahi paaya....

DONE...

jaise hi laptop waale bande ne ye shabd bola...


MADAR.......


lagatar mujhe khunnas se ghurte NAMITH ne gaali se shuruat karte hue mere mooh par punch maarne ki koshish ki par naa toh uski gaali puri ho paayi aur naahi uska punch apna kaam kar paaya...

KRR...AHHHHHH

tezi se halka right ki taraf ghuma mai aur agle hi pal NAMITH ka haath uske elbow se hold hokar meri grip me tha aur aisa hote hi apne dusre hatheli se uske haath ke jod par pressure banate hue ek jhatka sa diya maine jiske baad halki awaaz ubhri NAMITH ke kandhe se jiske baad ek gaand faad cheekh uske mooh se nikal gayi..

shoulder dislocate kar diya tha maine uska par uske baad bhi uske ussi har pal soojte haath ke sahare NAMITH ko apni taraf ghumaya maine aur back to back 4 punches maare maine uske mooh par..

naak,gaal aur honth ke neeche aur side se khoon ki ek moti dhaar si nikal padi uske.

wahin ye sab itni tezi se hua tha ki NAMITH ke doston ko kuch samajh me hi nahi aaya tha..

upar se NAMITH ke mooh se nikli zordar cheekh aur phir khoon se sane chehre ko dekh gaand fath gayi thi un sabki par quantity zyada thi unki..

issi criteria se khudko benifit of doubt dete hue meri taraf tezi se badhne ko hue woh sab par tabhi....


DHAKKKHHH...

entrance door khol andar bhadbhadkar daakhil hue SIRIUS ARMY...

kareeb 40 students the woh sab jinhe car me baiththe waqt hi SONU ne yahan bulwa liya tha.

par jab SAMRAT ka koi banda humpar saamne se waar nahi karta,tab tak unhe chuppe rehne ke liye kaha tha maine aur NAMITH ke mujhpar waar karte hi woh bandish toot chuki thi..

sabhi ke haath me hockey,road stick,chains aur koi na koi pelna ka zariya tha jisse dekh naa sirf SAMRAT waale bando ke aage badhte kadam apni jagah rook gaye balki ab un sabke faces par dar dikhne laga tha...


MAI-pent,chaddi,dono kholo apni apni aur nange ho jaao loudo...


meri baat sun chupchaap hi khade rahe woh sab jispar mere pass hi SIRIUS ke ek bande se maine turant chinni uski hockey stick aur...


DHADHHH...DHADHHH...DHADHHH...

NAMITH-ahhhh...bhai,bhai,bhai...maaf kar de...maaf kar de bhai..aahhhhh...maa kasam, phir kabhi nahi karunga..ahhhh..bhai..

please bhai....aahhhhh....

MAI-maine bola maadarchod nahi karne..

DHADDHHHH..

kar na tu.. DHADHHHH..jitna man kare kar...


tezi se chali meri hockey stick NAMITH ke sharir par jispar maafi ki guhaar lagane laga woh par mai saale ko maarta hi raha..

par kuch der baad jab apni hockey stick ko rok saamne dekha maine toh aadhe se zyada SAMRAT waasi apni pent khol chuke the...

kuch ne chaddi bhi khol di thi par mere unki taraf dekhte hi baaki bache sab bhi jaldi se khudko unchain karne lage..

ek minute ke andar BAMBOOZA me moujud sabhi SAMRAT ke lounde neeche se nange the..

wahin NAMITH neeche zamin par pada karaah raha tha par jab meri nazar uspar padi toh apne bache ek sahi salamat haath se woh bhi apni pent utarne laga...

is beech itne saare nange ladko ko dekh ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI toh pehle hi yahan se haste hue nikal chuke the..

ANJALI ne toh nahi par yahan se jaate waqt baaki dono ne aankhon hi aankhon me thanks kaha tha mujhe...

RAJAT, EKPREET,SAM,SONU aur NITS toh ardh nange SAMRAT ke bando ko dekh pet pakadkar has rahe the...

ab tak kisi tarah NAMITH ne bhi apni pant aur underwear utaar di thi jiske baad...


MAI-NITS,bana be video sabki..

NITS-bana li bhai....is saale NAMITH kariya ki toh lulli itni kaali hai ki VIDEO me invisible dikh raha hai...


pehle meri aur phir NITS ki baat sun saare SAMRAT waalon ke mooh khul gaye the..

kuch bolne ko hue woh sab par meri haathon me ghumti hockey stick ko dekh chup reh gaye.

AHHHHH...

NAMITH ke baal pakad unhe kheenchte hue uthaya maine usse jispar dard se chattpatatha hua kisi tarah khada ho gaya woh.

par jitni maar maine usse maari thi, uske upar uska dislocated shoulder...

accesive pain ho raha tha NAMITH ko jo ab uske bardasht se bahar hone laga tha...

isiliye dheere dheere behoshi ki taraf jaane laga tha woh jisse dekh maine smile kiya aur...


MAI-yaad hai,kya kaha tha maine....

tere us dost DUSHYANT ki tarah jab dard bardasht naa kar paane ki wajah se behosh hone lagega tu,tab sunaunga tujhe dialogue...

toh sun ab...



jitne bhi bhide hain humse,sabke sab MARE HAIN...

SIRIUS waale hain hum,naa kisi ke aage jhuke hain aur naa kisise DARE HAIN...

humare saamne aane se pehle kadh toh naapa hota apna...

jeetna chhod,hamari race me hissa lena bhi teri aukaad se PARE HAI...











AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI....












AAPKA APNA V...J...

Kyaaa baat hai bhaiiii kamaal dhamaal updatee thaa. Maza aagaya padh keee. Namith ko kya dhoya hai Sanvy ne. Baaton se bhi aur Hockey se bhi.

Isse shayad unki akal thikane aajaye. Par innsab se Sanveer apne liye dushmano ki list khadi kar raha hai. Jisme Rohan ka Baap abhi tak first position mein hai. Uske baad Samrat wale. Aur bahot jald Jaiden Chowdhary bhi shayad list mein add hoga.

Aur yeh Anjali saali kameeni jab khudki izaat aur jaan khatre mein padhi toh Sanvy bahot mahaan hai uske jaisa koi nhi.

Aur baaki time Sanvy harami hai usko kuch aata nhi. Woh looser hai.

 

[SameerK]

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SANVY KHUDKO AUR NITS KO CRICKET TRIALS SE BACHA LETA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF USKE AUR KHANAK KE BEECH KUCH ROMANTIC CONVERSATIONS HOTI HAI.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


MEGA UPDATE-10


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-NITS HOUSE





"UMR DHALNE SE PEHLE HI AGAR DHADKANE THAK JAAYEN...!!!!

MOUT BHI KUBOOL HAI HUME JO AAKHRI-DIDAARE-RUKHSAAR TERA HO"....


haathon me gulaab liye,entrance door par apne ek ghutne ke bal baith thik propose karne ki position me saamne dekh kahi thi ye baat maine LAKSHMI aunty se..(NITS MOM)


(LAKSHMI BHATNAGAR:-a beautiful women but more importantly,ek aadarsh patni aur maa...apne SANVY ko bhi NITENDRA se kam pyar nahi karti hain ye aur SANVY,uske liye toh LAKSHMI uski aunty/g.f hain..hamesha flirt karta rehta hai inse jaisa ki abhi kar raha hai)


AHHHHH...

bade pyar se meri taraf badh ek haath se rose accept kiya aunty ne par agle hi pal dusre haath se kaan kheench liya unhone jispar jhuthe dard ki karah nikalta hua khada hua ma...


AUNTY-beta,teri ye noutanki,tera ye charm aaj kaam nahi aayega...

1 mahine baad shakal dikha raha hai tu... tera toh keema banaungi aaj mai...

MAI-hain..!!!khaane par toh mai aaya tha aur aap mera hi khaana banane waali ho...

koi naa...ishq kiya hai aapse...ab aapke hi zulm naa seh paaya toh phir ishq kaisa...????

AUNTY-sudhar jaa re SANVY,sudhar jaa...


meri baat sun haste hue kahi ye baat aunty ne jiske baad mai bhi unhe side se hug karta hua andar enter kar gaya aur phir...


MAI-uncle nahi aaye abhi tak....????8 p.m usual time hai naa unka...

AUNTY-haan,par aaj camp ke order ka aakhri din hai naa... isiliye thoda late ho gaye hain..

abhi aa jaayenge..kyun,tujhe abhi se bhook lag rahi hai kya..???rook,mai snacks lekar aati hun...

MAI-arre bhook wook kuch nahi lagi hai aunty....mai toh isiliye inquiry kar raha tha kyunki kya hai, uncle ke saamne aapse apni mohobbat ka izhar karta toh unhe bura lagta naa..

AUNTY-hahaha....tu toh unke saamne bhi baaz nahi aata...lekin unhe maalum hai...

MAI-aur kya maalum hain unhe...

AUNTY-yahi ki teri daal nahi galne waali... teri aunty bas tere uncle ki hi hai...


mujhe chidhate hue kahi ye baat AUNTY ne jispar..


MAI-aunty, mohobbat jab puri ek tarfa ho jaaye toh uski taakat kayi guna tak badh jaati hai...


DHAKKK...


meri baat par aunty kuch kehti ki tabhi ek sofa pillow aakar meri peeth par pada joki NITS ne pheka tha aur is waqt mujhe ghur raha tha...


AUNTY-dekho..jitna ladna hai lado par agar sofa ya kisi bhi table cloth ko kharab kiya toh pure ghar ki safayi karaungi tum dono se...


aunty jaanti thi ki ab hum dono ladenge aur isiliye ye bol kitchen ki taraf badh gayi woh aur jaise hi aunty hamare view se disappear hui toh...


NITS-bhosdike,meri maa ko line maarta hai...!!!


mujhe ghoorkar dheere par gurrate hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar...


MAI-chi chi chi..meri paak mohobbat ko line maarne jaisi tuche shabd ke saath jodta hai gaandu..

NITS-behenchod...


ye bol kooda mere upar NITS jispar sofe ki dusri taraf uchla mai aur tezi se bhaagte hue NITS ke room me ghus gaya..

NITS bhi bhaaga mere piche aur jab mai bed ke saamne pahuncha toh piche se kuda woh mere upar lekin uski movement bhaamp gaya tha isiliye turant side hath gaya mai jisse mere baaju se hota hua aage bed par gira woh aur isse pehle ki woh palathta,mai kood gaya uske upar..


AHHHHH...

NITS-bhosdoke...hath saale loudu..aahhh..abbe dukh raha hai chutiye...


uske upar kood NITS ke dono haath modte hue piche ki taraf jod se diye the maine jispar dard se chillata hua mujhe gaali dene laga woh par tabhi..


HEY BBHAGWAN..KKITNA BBADAL GGAYA INSSAAN....SSAALE MMUJHE PPEHLE SE HI MMALUM THA KKI TTUM DDONO GGAY HO...


SONU jo abhi abhi room me aaya tha,meri aur NITS ki position dekh kahi thi ye baat usne...


MAI-aaja phir.. threesome karte hain...

SONU-hath bbe loude...

NITS-abbe upar mere hai ye aur hata tu raha hai.. hath na chuth maarike...


NITS ke upar se hata mai par mere aisa karte hi NITS turant palta aur mere upar kood gaya...


NITS-teri chuth ka bhosda maaru saale..ab bata,lega baap se panga...

MAI-utar saale nahi toh patak dunga..

NITS-ghanta patkega tu.betal hun mai,jitna chhitkega ,utna chipkunga mai...HAHAHAHAHA...


NITTUUUU...YE KYA CHUTIYAPA HAI BE...NEECHE UTAR JAAHIL...


daanavon ki tarah haste hue kahi thi apni aakhri baat NITS ne jispar mai kuch kehta ki tabhi mere aur SONU ke priya JAGATH uncle prakat hue jinko dekh jahan mai aur SONU smile karne lage wahin humse ulath NITS ka mooh chota ho gaya aur woh turant mere peeth se utar gaya..


JAGATH UNCLE-mand hi reh buddhi se tu bhokwe...bandar hi rehna hai toh kaahe insaano ke school me padhne jaata hai re tu..

dehradun me pedon ki kami toh hai nahi...kudna utarna wahin theek se seekh le tu..

phir de dunga tujhe kisi madari ko,ghar me do paise toh aa jaayenge....


NITS ko uske future carrier par advise dene ke baad mere aur sonu ke sir par haath ferte hue ek baar phir NITS ko ghur uncle room se nikal gaye..


NITS-saala aaj toh confirm ho gaya,naa nikla mai inke lund ke paani se...

godh hi liya hoga mujhe pakka...

HAHAHAHA.....

BAAP ka jo anokha description abhi abhi NITS ne hume diya tha,usse sun peth pakad kar hasne lage the mai aur SONU...

wahin mooh fulaye ek takiye ko zor se jakade baitha NITS hume yun hasta dekh ghurne laga par kuch kaha nahi usne jispar..


MAI-waise baat sahi hai teri...

mai bhi kayi baar sochta hun ki aunty jaisi hoor ka beta tere jaisa langoor kaise ho sakta hai..????

NITS-betichod,teri toh.... phir shuru ho gaya tu...???

aunty-aajao baccho...dinner lag gaya hai...


mere upar chaddhte hue kahi thi ye baat NITS ne par tabhi aayi aunty ki awaaz jisse sun NITS utarne laga mere upar se aur tabhi..


MAI-dekha...majnu ke khatre me aate hi laila ne awaaz laga di..ab ye ishq nahi toh aur kya hai..??


NITS-bhosadchodike...

HAHAHAHAHA...


jahan meri baat sun zor se has pada SONU wahin khud ko loose chhod chuka NITS,meri baat sun phir bhadak gaya woh aur mujhe dabane ko hua par mai taiyar tha..

isse pehle ki woh mujhe dobochta,apne ghutne ko modte hue di maine saale ke gaand par ek laath jisse mere upar se hota hua NITS aage nikal gaya aur aisa hote hi mai aur SONU turant room se nikal hall ki taraf bhaag gaye...


AUNTY-arre arre arre...ghode ho gaye ho teeno par bachpana nahi gaya tum teeno ka...

jaao haath dho lo fatafat.....

MAI-as my queen commands...


hum teeno ki udham dekh sir par haath rakh kahi thi ye woh baat aunty ne par meri baat sun jahan woh has padi wahin mere peeth par ek chipka hi diya NITS ne aur..


NITS-saale meri hi maa milti hai tujhe har baar flirt karne ke liye..

MAI-haun..chal papa bol..

NITS-teri toh...


kitchen ke just bahar bhi ek wash basin tha jahan hand wash karte hue apni baat bol bhaag liya tha mai wahin meri aakhri baat sun gaali bakte hue mere piche aane ko hua NITS par saamne se chale aa rahe apne baap ko dekh uska mooh aur pair dono hi tight ho gaye...

ab tak mai dining table par baith chuka tha..mujhe ghurta hua NITS bhi theek mere opposite saamne waali chair par baith gaya..

SONU mere hi baaju me baitha tha aur NITS ko dekh dheere dheere hase jaa raha tha...

uncle joki head of the family the,table ke start matlab ki centre chair me baithe the aur aunty ne serve karna shuru kar diya tha..

is waqt table ke beech green salad jiske uske ird gird zeera rice aur daal makhni ke saath baigan bharta,matar paneer,malayi kofta,karari bheendi aur aalu jeera saja sa hua tha...

kitchen par kadhayi me just complete hua moong ka halwa bhi bana tha jisne dhake hone ke baawjud apni mehek bhar se hum sabke taste buds me paani bhar diya tha..

ye saare ke saare dishes mere favourite the aur aaj mere idhar dinner karne ki khushi me aunty ne bana diye the..

abhi bhi uncle se pehle aunty rice daalne ke baad side me saare dishes ko thoda thoda karte hue meri plate me hi saja rahi thi aur ye dekh...


UNCLE-lagta hai aaj hum sabka khaana bhi SANVY tere khaane ke baad hi shuru hoga...


UNCLE ke mazak par ghur kar dekha aunty ne unhe par is beech bhi karari bhindi ke baad kofte ko meri plate ke side me bin dekhe hi perfectly serve kar chuki thi woh..


MAI-wow... you the are best aunty...aise dishes daily banayengi toh yahi dera daal lena hai maine...

AHHHH...

meri baat sun jhat se kaan pakde aunty ne mere aur..


AUNTY-daily,haan...???aaj ek mahine ke baad shakal dikha raha hai apni aur woh bhi isiliye kyunki VERONICA out of town hai..

usme bhi dinner khud hi banane nikle the nawabzaade..woh toh acha hua ki NITTU ne bata diya mujhe aur bolne nahi,dhamki dene ke baad aaye hain janab...


aakhri baat yaa phir ye kahun ki meri complaint uncle ko dekh kar kahi thi aunty ne jispar..


UNCLE-ye kya sun raha hun bhai...??? humse kuch galti ho gayi hai kya jo idhar aana ab pasand nahi tumhe...!!!

MAI-galti toh hui hai aapse uncle par haal filhal me nahi,balki kayi saal pehle...

UNCLE-hain..!!!kayi saal pehle galti hui hai..!!!kaun si galti aur tumhara us galti se kya saarokaar...???

MAI-bilkul matlab hai uncle..mere paida hone se pehle hi meri mohobbat chinni hai aapne mujhse..

aur ab kehte hain ki aapko apni mohobbat ke saath dekh jalta rahun mai..naa,itna bada parwana nahi hun mai..

HAHAHAHAHA....

pehle aunty ko dekh aur phir haath aage kar naa me hilate hue kahi aakhri baat maine jisse sun jahan ek taraf uncle joki mera aunty ke saath mazak jaante bhi the aur enjoy bhi karte the, SONU ke saath has pade,aunty ne ek baar phir apne sir par haath maar diya wahin NITS pehle ghurta raha mujhe par phir woh bhi muskura diya...


AUNTY-chalo,bohot hua mazak..ab chupchaap khana khaao...

mere baad sabko parosne ke baad khudke liye bhi khaana nikala aunty ne aur uncle ke sabse kareeb ki chair par baith gayi..

meri mom ki tarah uncle aunty ki bhi aadat thi,khaana khaate waqt baat naa karne ki..

mai bhi khaate waqt sirf khaane par hi dhyan deta tha aur SONU bhi..

haan NITS ko is time bhi chapar chapar karna acha lagta tha but apne baapu ke dar se unke saamne chupchaap hi khaata tha woh...

agle 10 se 15 minute hall me bas chammach ke plates se touch hone ki hi awaaz aati rahi..

haan,is beech SONU aur NITS ke mobiles ka message tone ek saath beep zaroor hua tha par khaane ke beech me hone ki wajah se un dono ne hi dhyan nahi diya...


MAI-wow..as always,food was amazing aunty...

AUNTY-thank you..baithe raho,halwa lekar aati hun...

MAI-oh yeah...


apni baat bol aunty toh kitchen ki taraf badh gayi jiske baad..


UNCLE-toh baccho..kya chal raha hai phir school me aaj kal..is saal ke sports trial shuru hue ki nahi...

tumhare school me toh season arrival se hi ye sab shuru ho jaata hai naa...!!!

SONU-jji unncle..aaj hi sse sshuru hua hai...

MAI-waise uncle,apne teenage me aap sports khelte the...??

UNCLE-arre puch mat beta..hockey,football, kabaddi,sab khela hai maine...

cricket ka toh puch hi mat..school me toh mere hockey hi zyada chalti thi par apne mohalle ka best player tha mai cricket me..

aur ek ye hai... sports ka naam sunte hi bhaag khada hota hai...

bas naam hi kharab kar tu mera...


NITS ko ghurte hue kahi aakhri baat uncle ne jispar...


NITS-papa,sirf mai nahi,ye SANVY bhi sports ke naam se door bhaagta hai...

UNCLE-ab beta,kharbuje ko dekh kar hi dusra kharbuja rang badalta hai...teri sangati ka kuch toh bura asar padega hi naa ispar bhi..

HAHAHAHA...


meri burayi kar NITS ko laga tha ki uncle mujhe bhi daatenge par unki baat sun SONU has pada aur NITS ka mooh bigad gaya...

wahin paani ke glass ko haath me lete hue apni baat aage badhayi uncle ne...


UNCLE-waise kaun se sports ka trail shuru hua aaj..???

MAI-wahi uncle..

"lumb dund,gol pind,chatayi me dhakadhak pratiyogita"..

PHOOOO...

HAHAHAHAHAHA....

paani pee hi rahe the uncle ki meri baat sun woh paani sidhe NITS ke chehre par udel diya unhone aur ye dekh SONU apne pet pakde hasne laga..

NITS-PAPA...yuk...

mouth shower se bheega NITS ghusse se uncle ko ek baar dekh bathroom ki taraf badh gaya...

wahin paani mooh se toh nikla hi uncle ke par shayad kuch gale me fas bhi gaya tha aur isiliye halka khaanskar us paani ko nigalte hue aankhein badi kar dekhne lage mujhe woh jispar...


MAI-cricket uncle,cricket...lumb dand, matlab bat,gol pind,as in ball, chatayi hota hai mat aur dhakadhak pratiyogita yaani match..

UNCLE-beta,kaan sidhe pakadne ki jagah yun ghumakar pakadne ka kaaran...!!!

MAI-ab aap champ thehre uncle..socha bouncer maarun..

UNCLE-dhanya ho beta tum...

SONU-shit...


mere aage haath jodte hue naatakiya tarike se kahi ye baat uncle ne jispar mai kuch kehta ki tabhi apni jagah par ek jhatke se khade hote hue kahi ye baat SONU ne jisse dekh..


UNCLE-kya hua SONU beta..???kiska message hai jo pareshan dikhne laga tu...

SONU-uncle,hamare ek friend ka accident ho gaya hai...

UNCLE-oh..kaun sa dost..aur abhi kahan hai woh...???

SONU-SATISH naam hai uska uncle.aap nahi jaante usse..abhi hospital me hai woh...

UNCLE-toh chalo..mai chhod deta hun tum teeno ko..

MAI-nahi uncle.. hum chale jaayenge...haan,ek help chahiye hogi aapki..

UNCLE-kuch bhi beta...

MAI-aapko khudse help karne ki zaroorat nahi hai..help hote hi thanks bolta hun aapko..

UNCLE-hain...!!!help hote hi thanks bolta hun..!!!ab iska kya matlab hua...???


apni tedhi baat se uncle ko confused chhod unhe smile dete hue SONU ko apne saath aane ka ishara kiya maine aur washroom ki taraf badh gaya..

NITS bhi hand wash kar hamari taraf hi aa raha tha jisse wapas ghuma diya maine aur isse pehle ki woh kuch kehta..


MAI-panga hua hai..???


SONU se puchi ye baat maine..woh bhi jaanta tha ki uske SATISH ka naam lete hi mai samajh gaya tha ki baat kuch aur hai isiliye woh bhi surprise nahi hua..

par NITS ko kuch bhi samajh nahi aaya tha par mera serious thobda dekh woh bhi kuch bola nahi...

khair,mere sawal ko sun SONU ne kuch kaha nahi, bas apna phone meri taraf kar diya...


"ARZ KIYA HAI DOSTON"...

IRSHAD,IRSHAD....


"badan se badan takraye toh tu bhi MACHALTI HOGI"...

ek baar hume bhi practical karwa de,jaisa apne bande ke upar baith UCCHALTI HOGI"....

waah waah,waah waah..


ye ek whatsapp video message tha jo SAM ne SONU aur NITS ko bheja tha jisse dekh mujhe aur NITS ko saara maajra samajh me aa gaya...


NITS-behenchod..ye SAMRAT waale lounde hain naa...!!!

aur ye kariya jo woh behuda shayri bol raha hai,ye toh NAMITH KASHYAP hai...woh DUSHYANT,jisse pela tha tune,uska best friend...

MAI-hmm...video SAM ke paas se aaya hai matlab usse ANJALI ne bheja hai...NAISHA bhi saath hogi uske..

that means,ye behuda comment un dono ko hi dekh kar bol raha hai woh...

NITS-inki maa ka chodu...aaj toh saalon ka pura hisaab kar hi dete hain..

MAI-rook be...woh NAMITH bhi yahi chahta hai...

NITS-matlab???

MAI-video phir se chala...


SONU ne woh video phir se chalaya jispar..


MAI-dhyan se dekh... ANJALI ne chhupkar nahi, normally ye video capture kiya hai aur ye NAMITH, ANJALI ke saath saath mobile ko dekhte hue woh saari baatein kar raha hai..

SONU-iskka mmatlab woh cchahta hai ki ANJJALI wwoh vvideo bbanaye aur ssend kkare..

MAI-yup..SAM ko call kar...bol hero naa bane...SAMRAT ke bohot bande honge wahan...

NITS-bohot..abbe 4 hi toh dikh rahe hain...

MAI-chutiya hi rahiyo tu...zyada laundo ko dekh pehle haath nahi chhodega SAM...

aur yahi plan hai un sabka..BAMBOOZA me baithe hain ye sab...CLOCK TOWER area ke paas ka food square hai ye..

but sabse important baat,ye jagah issi NAMITH ke baap ki hai..

C.C.T.V'S se lais...haath agar SAM ya hamare bando me se kisi ne pehle uthaya toh baaki chhupe bando se toh maar khaayenge hi par maar peet shuru karne ke liye official charge bhi lagega...


mere NITS ko situation ka saari ganit samjhaate tak SONU ne SAM ko call laga maar peet naa karne ke liye bata diya tha aur aisa karne ki timing ekdum sahi baithi thi..

kyunki SAM aur uske saath EKPREET aur RAJAT is waqt BAMBOOZA ke entrace ke paas hi khade the...


MAI-thanks for the help uncle...


haath dhokar bahar jaane ke liye nikal chuka tha mai aur hall par baithe uncle ko dekh smile dete hue kahi ye baat maine aur main door se bahar nikal gaya..

SONU aur NITS bhi saath the mere....


UNCLE-phir thanks...arre ab toh bata,kis baat ke liye thanks....

aunty ke saath jinke haath me ab bhi mera favourite moong ka halwa tha aur jiska lutf mai ab utha nahi sakta tha, hamare piche aate hue pucha tha unhone ye sawal par aage bol nahi paaye woh..


REASON..


mere thanks ka reason practically dekh jo rahe the woh..

is waqt mai,NITS aur SONU uncle ki HONDA CITY me baithe the..

chaabi maine pehle hi nikal li thi jo ab car ki ignition ko start bhi kar chuki thi aur ye dekh aankhein badi karte hue..


UNCLE-oye,gaadi aati bhi hai chalani ya apne friend se seekh ek aur accident karani hai tujhe...


aage bhi kehte uncle par keh nahi paaye kyunki bade araam se pehle car ko halke right ki taraf back kar tezi se stearing ghumakar maine car ko sahi disha dete hue aage di thi..

NITS ke ghar ke main gate ka complete diameter gap kareeb 8 feet ka tha jisme uncle bade araam se car ko enter aur exit karwaate the par maine ek achi speed ke saath gate cross kiya aur car road par utaar di thi jisse dekh ek thandi saans chhodi uncle ne aur...


UNCLE-ye ladka ek din apne baap ka bhi baap banega...

AUNTY-kya matlab...???kya SANEEL bhai sahab bhi aise hi the...!!!

UNCLE-woh kya the,ye toh mai bhi kabhi samajh nahi paaya tha..

bhabhi ki tarah kisi tarah ke banker the woh par meri bigdi kismat ek phone se hi chamka di thi unhone..

kahan apna mill band kar kisi aur jagah jaane ka sochne laga tha mai aur unke ek baar kehne bhar se yahan ke saare camps ka life time tender mil gaya mujhe...

AUNTY-par in sabme SANVY ko kaise joda aapne...???

UNCLE-yaad hai pehle har sunday piche waale maidan me football khelta tha mai..

AUNTY-haan...

UNCLE-ek din hamare khelne ke douran SANEEL JI wahan se guzre the toh maine unhe hamare saath khelne ka pucha tha jispar kaha tha unhone ki "football hamare bas ki baat nahi"...

phir ek din pisaan (atta)delivery ke liye camp gaya tha mai aur tab wahan ke afsaron ke saath SANEEL JI ko football khelte dekha tha maine...

jiske bas ki football nahi thi,us din maine usse 5,5 logon ko akele hi nachate dekha tha..

wahan moujud kuch aur afsaron se pata chala tha mujhe ki woh paanch log jinhe SANEEL JI baccho ki taraf jhaka rahe the, unme se teen ne state aur 2 ne division level tak khela hua tha football..

unke pair se ho rahe chamatkar ko dekh lag gaya tha mujhe ki samandar hai SANEEL AHARYA jiski gehrayi ka sirf andaza hi lagaya jaa sakta hai par usse naapa nahi jaa sakta..

aur ab wahi ehsaas mujhe SANVY ko bhi dekhkar aati hai...iski aankhein, unme dikhta beshumar confidence kuch aisa hai jisse agar koi pratidwandi dekh aur samajh le toh maidan me utarne se pehle hi bhaag khada ho..




BACK TO SANVEER:-




BHOSDIKE,GAANDU,LOUDE KE BAAL...SAALE, MOUT KE KUEN ME CHALA RAHA THA KYA BHOSDIKE CAR...


theek BAMBOOZA ki parking ke saamne car roki maine jiske baad abtak meri driving se dar aankh band kiye baithe NITS ne kholi apni aankhein aur seedhe bakne laga mujhe jispar bina uski taraf dhyan diye car se utar gaya mai aur ye dekh..


NITS-bhoshdike,agar gaadi thuk jaati toh mera baap tujhe toh kuch bolta nahi,mujhe zaroor thok deta..

MAI-thuk jaati toh naa.thuki kya...!!!???

NITS-haan,ehsaan kar diya bhosdoke tune..saale,agar dobara MICHAEL SCHUMACHER bana na tu toh bata dunga aunty ko ki unki bank ki car tu hi raat ko bhaskakar sikhne jaata tha...

MAI-ye bhi bata dena ki keys churane unke room tu hi ghusta tha...

SONU-abbe,yye ttoh kkitne llog hhain..


meri baat par NITS react karta ki tabhi SONU ki kahi baat sun uski nazar padi saamne..

is waqt hum teeno BAMBOOZA ke entrace ke paas hi khade the...

glass covering se bana tha BAMBOOZA ka wall isiliye andar ka scenes hume saaf dikh rahe the..

is waqt left corner seats par baithe the ANJALI, NAISHA, RASHI jinke paas hi khade the SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT..

jabki right ka pura area covered tha SAMRAT ke loundo se..

koi aur customer nahi tha wahan..

un sabhi SAMRAT waasiyon ke beech me baitha tha woh kariya NAMITH jo lagatar kuch na kuch bol raha tha joki i am sure ki waisi hi nonveg below the belt shayriyan aur slangs thi jiska ek sample mai SONU ke phone par dekh chuka tha....


(NAMITH-height lagbhagh mere hi jitni par rang gehra saawla...BAMBOOZA jaisi behatarin food square ka owner hai matlab paise waali party par chehre ki taraf dil se bhi kaala..iske baare me kaha jaata hai ki ye mooh chod bohot bada hai...sabko chholte rehne aur khud ko superior dikhane me bada maza aata hai isse)


anyways, NAMITH ki ghatiya comments ke baad bhi naa toh SAM kuch react kar raha tha aur naahi EKPREET, RAJAT...

ab ye ek sahi cheez thi kyunki un teeno ko bhadkana aur ladhayi shuru karwana hi toh us NAMITH aur uske doston ka maksad tha...

par un teeno ke shaant rehne ke kaaran hi ab SAMRAT ke woh chuppe bande bhi saamne aakar un teeno ka mazak udaa rahe the...

in sabke beech ANJALI,RASHI aur NAISHA bhi shaant hi baithe the but mujhe pata tha ki jis tarah ki baatein NAMITH kar raha tha,usse kitne uncomfortable feel kar rahe honge woh teeno...

par phir bhi woh wahin the..

REASON...

SIRIUS....

school ke andar ho ya bahar..mudda sahi ho ya GALATH...

SIRIUS waale haar maanana nahi jaante the..

competition me un sabke liye SAM akela kaafi tha aur yahan jo situation thi,uske liye mai un sabke liye zaroorat se zyada taklif deh tha..

aur mai aa raha hun,ye jaante the girls isiliye badi himmat aur sabr se baithe the woh teeno us gandagi ke beech..


NITS-dekh kya raha hai be..chal,chalkar maa chodte hai sabki...

MAI-maar peet yahan nahi kar sakte apan.. reason pehle hi bata chuka hun mai..

par agar kar bhi sakte, toh bhi filhal haath pair naa chalata mai...

SONU-kkyun...ahhiinsa kka vvrat llaga hai ttera abhi...


MAI-talwar ki nok ke aage bandookh ki nali nahi rakhi jaati...

jab ladhayi zubani shuru ki gayi ho toh palatwar bhi zubaani ki jaati hai beta...

shabdon se khelne ka bohot shouk hai lounde ko..

aur har shouk ko shock me badalna SANVY ko ache se aata hai..

rahi baat iski kutayi ki,toh woh bhi hoga aur woh bhi issike bune jaal me isse fasaane ke baad...


ye bol mai,NITS aur SONU BAMBOOZA ke us kaanch ki pardarshi gate ko kholte hue andar ghus gaye aur tabhi...

ek saath do reaction hue..

jahan ek taraf mere dost aur teeno girls hume dekh khush hote hue smile karne lage wahin dusri taraf BAMBOOZA ke teen chowthayi bhaag ko ghere baithe aur bhadde mazak karte SAMRAT ke bando ka khema jo kareeb 25 ke aas paas tha,woh khamosh sa ho gaya..

un sabke mujhe ghurte chehre khud hi ye gawahi de rahe the ki waakif the woh sab mujhse..

par un sab ghurti nazaron ke beech do 4 nazarein, 2 chehre aise bhi the jinme mujhko dekh ghusse se zyada dar tha...

ye dono un sab loundo me se the jinki kuch din pehle DUSHYANT ke saath pelayi thi maine..

maathe par patti aur haath me plasters chhadhe hone ka baawjud unka yahan hona is baat ka saboot tha ki maar phir bhi kam hi padi thi in dono ko aur gaand me chul kuch zyada hi thi isiliye sabak ab bhi naa sikha tha inhone..

khair,enter karte hi apne group ke paas pahunch gaya mai aur ye dekh..


NAMITH-toh tu hai SANVEER..saala,mai toh socha tha ki koi maacho,hatta katta banda hoga tu lekin sukhe hue chhuware se zyada toh nahi lagti teri body...

MAI-aag ki ek halki lou bhi jalan puri paida karti hai... yakin na ho toh haath laga ke dekh...

ye sukha hua chhuawara tere sharir ke maans ko unke andar chuppi haddiyon ke saath milakar dikha dega...

NAMITH-yahi toh baat hai..!!!!maarna hota toh ab tak tere in teen doston ki har haddi ko tod chuke hote hum...

aur is waqt mujhe kori dhamki dene ki jagah in teeno ko hospital le jaane ke jugaad me laga hota tu...

MAI-maksad tera yahi tha beta jo pura sirf isiliye nahi hua kyunki teri jaahiliyat se bhari baaton ko sunane ke baad bhi reaction kuch naa mila tujhe...

aur bina inke pehle waar kiye yahan khudse toh nahi naa maar sakte tum inhe..

ek aur baat me thoda GALATH hai tu...ho sakta hai ki agar ye teen saamne se bhidte toh tum sab milkar inki hospital pahunchane waali haalath kar dete..

par agar aisa hota toh agle 24 ghanton me tum sab bhi ussi hospital me in teeno ko company de rahe hote..

yakin naa ho toh apne dost DUSHYANT se puch lena..waise gawah yahan bhi hain....

kyun be, jhuth toh nahi bol raha mai..???


unhi dono loundo se jinhe kuch din pehle DUSHYANT ke saath kuta tha maine,dekh kar bola mai jispar woh dono hi idhar udhar dekhne lage..

wahin DUSHYANT ka naam sun kuch pal ghura mujhe NAMITH ne par phir..


NAMITH-us baat ko naa DUSHYANT bhula hai,naa mai aur naahi SAMRAT...

waise bataya mujhe DUSHYANT ne ki usse maarne ke baad koi shayri,koi dialogue bola tha tu..

hume bhi toh suna kuch..

MAI-kahin bahar mil..uske jaisi teri bhi haalath kar deta hun aur phir jab dard bardasht naa kar paane ki wajah se behosh hone lagega tu,tab sunaunga tujhe dialogue...

SAMRAT-see now that's the thing i am talking about...tum SIRIUS waalon ke paas har problem ka bas ek hi solution hota hai..

maar peet...

baat mai shabdon ki kar raha hun, samajh tujhe haath pair chalane ki aa rahi hai...

beta,zubani jung ka hathiyar dimag hota hai jisse istamal kar ladhayi jeeti jaati hai..

par shayad SIRIUS waalon ke paas baaki sab toh hai bas dimag nahi..

isiliye hi toh itni der se tere in SIRIUS ke superstars ke saamne unki girls ki izzat utaar raha hun mai par bebas goongo ki tarah ghurne ke alawa kuch bol hi nahi paaye ye...

MAI-EKPREET SINGH BAL... INTER SCHOOL LEVEL SWIMMING CHAMP...

RAJAT AGRAWAL-INTER SCHOOL LEVEL LONG TRACKS,POOL AND T.T CHAMP..

& SAM-INTER SCHOOL LEVEL CHAMPION..

jis bhi sports, acadamics me participate kiya hai isne,jeet SIRIUS ki hi hui hai...

aisa koi bhi qualification, achievement gina de tere SAMRAT waale kisi bhi ek bande ka toh sir jhuka lega SANVEER AHARYA tere aage...

beta, kisi bhi department ke koi bhi competition me jisse SIRIUS jeetathi hai,SAMRAT ka us list ke runner-ups me bhi naam nahi hota aur tu hume,SIRIUS waalon ko judge kar raha hai...

NAMITH-isiliye mere aage mooh band....

MAI-band isiliye tha inka mooh kyunki tu jo kar raha tha,woh inka criteria nahi hai...

SIRIUS ko illegal aur avaidhya tarike se push karne waale se nipatne ki zimmedari SANVEER AHARYA ki hai...

kuch din pehle yahi kaam tere dost DUSHYANT ne kiya tha aur us kachre ko saaf kar usse uski sahi jagah maine hi dikhayi thi..

aaj teri baari...

NAMITH-kaise,mujhe maarke..dude,maine bola naa ki..

MAI-zubani jung ka hathiyar dimag hota hai jisse istamal kar ladhayi jeeti jaati hai..yaad hai mujhe..

NAMITH-aur tujhe lagta hai ki you can beat me in words...???

BETA,NAMITH IS THE DEBATE CHAMPION OF SAMRAT... OFFICIALLY AUR NON OFFICIALLY,NAMITH KING HAI SHABDON KE SAATH KHELNE ME...


NAMITH ke ek friend ne aage aakar kahi ye baat jispar NAMITH smile karne hi waala tha ki tabhi..


HAHAHAHAHA..

SONU aur NITS ke saath itne der se khamosh khade hue SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT zor se has pade..

ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI ke faces par bhi smile thi jispar un sabko halki hairani se dekhne laga NAMITH...


NITS-kya bola tu...KING OF WORDS... CHAMPION OF DEBATE...

tutututu..waise galti bhi naa hai teri...kuwen ke mendhak ko toh yahi lagta hai kuwen se gehra kuch nahi...

but let me tell you something...

beta, SANVY ke saamne khada hai tu..bina haath lagaye, sirf bolkar teri pichwade me fase mendhak ko samandar ki gehrayi napwa dega ye..

KING se kata hua LING banaane me waqt nahi lagata ye...

EKPREET-oh beta ji,laaya bhai,laaya...


jahan NITS ki baat sun taali maarte hue kahi ye baat EKPREET ne wahin ek baar un sabko aur phir mujhe ghurne ke baad...


NAMITH-dekhte hain..kaun kisko gehrayi napwata hai..

toh pesh hai aap teeno ki taarif me ek desi aur jungli RAP...


ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI ko dekh kahi ye baat NAMITH ne jiske baad..


NAMITH-give me the beat guyz...

FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICK..FUCKDICKDICKDICKFUCK...


NAMITH-


chehre par teri LAALI THI..
tu piya se chudne WAALI THI...

koi aur aaya CHOD GAYA..
lehenge pe lauda POCH GAYA...


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tum humse chudo ya GHODE SE..
ya guptaji ke LOUDE SE..

tumhe chudna hoga RAAT ME..
phir roti rehna BAAD ME....


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yahan dhol nagaade BIN BIN...
yahan ek ke upar TEEN TEEN...

tujhe patak ke chodu MASTI ME..
mujhe mili randiyan SASTI ME....


kaisa laga...???

awesome man,just awesone...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


apne us achopan ki hadh ko chhune waali baaton ko jisse NAMITH rap keh raha tha,kehne ke baad ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI ko dekh pucha ye sawal NAMITH ne jispar jahan ek taraf uske dost uski taarif karte hue hume dekh hasne lage wahin girls aur unke saath hamare saare boys ke bhi jabde sakhti se bheenche hue the..

NAMITH-your turn man..show me what you got...???


dono baahein failate hue kahi ye baat NAMITH ne jispar mai palath girls ko dekhne laga jispar...


NAISHA-hume kya dekh raha hai...teri shudh vaani sunane ke liye hi ab tak in do tuke ke defaulters ke beech baithe hue the hum...

RASHI-bohot suna hai maine ki SANVY sirf apni zubaan se saamne waale ki kaan se khoon nikal deta hai...

dekhna hai aaj mujhe...

ANJALI-aur is baar beat hum denge...girls...!!!

DONO-oh yeah..


teeno ki baat sun halki smile karte hue wapas saamne NAMITH ko dekha maine aur...


MAI-ok then..give me the beat girls...


TEENO-


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teri gaand jo itni KAALI HAI...
CHUTTAD ke naam pe GAALI HAI...

kabhi nunu thi,aaj LOUDA HAI...
phir bhi tu gandu THODA HAI...


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jahan paani tha us GOTTE SE..
tu nikla hai loude MOTE SE...

tu paidaish ek RAAND KA..
par chut nahi re GAAND KA...


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kutte ki nikli TATTI TU....
suwar ke lund ki HADDI TU....

tere ghar me pada tha CHAAPA HAI..
100 se zyada tere PAPA HAIN....


kaisa laga..???

prabhu,prabhu,prabhu....nailed it bro..u just nailed it...

HAHAHAHAHAHA...


jahan apne haath jode mere paas aakar jhukne lage the mere sabhi dost wahin girls zoron se has padi thi...


NAMITH- CCTV band karo re...

behadh tez awaaz me chillaya NAMITH jiske baad laptop par baitha banda turant harkat me aaya...


wahin NAMITH ki baat sun ek behadh halki smile naach uthi thi mere face par jisse woh mere saamne khade hone ke baad bhi dekh nahi paaya....

DONE...

jaise hi laptop waale bande ne ye shabd bola...


MADAR.......


lagatar mujhe khunnas se ghurte NAMITH ne gaali se shuruat karte hue mere mooh par punch maarne ki koshish ki par naa toh uski gaali puri ho paayi aur naahi uska punch apna kaam kar paaya...

KRR...AHHHHHH

tezi se halka right ki taraf ghuma mai aur agle hi pal NAMITH ka haath uske elbow se hold hokar meri grip me tha aur aisa hote hi apne dusre hatheli se uske haath ke jod par pressure banate hue ek jhatka sa diya maine jiske baad halki awaaz ubhri NAMITH ke kandhe se jiske baad ek gaand faad cheekh uske mooh se nikal gayi..

shoulder dislocate kar diya tha maine uska par uske baad bhi uske ussi har pal soojte haath ke sahare NAMITH ko apni taraf ghumaya maine aur back to back 4 punches maare maine uske mooh par..

naak,gaal aur honth ke neeche aur side se khoon ki ek moti dhaar si nikal padi uske.

wahin ye sab itni tezi se hua tha ki NAMITH ke doston ko kuch samajh me hi nahi aaya tha..

upar se NAMITH ke mooh se nikli zordar cheekh aur phir khoon se sane chehre ko dekh gaand fath gayi thi un sabki par quantity zyada thi unki..

issi criteria se khudko benifit of doubt dete hue meri taraf tezi se badhne ko hue woh sab par tabhi....


DHAKKKHHH...

entrance door khol andar bhadbhadkar daakhil hue SIRIUS ARMY...

kareeb 40 students the woh sab jinhe car me baiththe waqt hi SONU ne yahan bulwa liya tha.

par jab SAMRAT ka koi banda humpar saamne se waar nahi karta,tab tak unhe chuppe rehne ke liye kaha tha maine aur NAMITH ke mujhpar waar karte hi woh bandish toot chuki thi..

sabhi ke haath me hockey,road stick,chains aur koi na koi pelna ka zariya tha jisse dekh naa sirf SAMRAT waale bando ke aage badhte kadam apni jagah rook gaye balki ab un sabke faces par dar dikhne laga tha...


MAI-pent,chaddi,dono kholo apni apni aur nange ho jaao loudo...


meri baat sun chupchaap hi khade rahe woh sab jispar mere pass hi SIRIUS ke ek bande se maine turant chinni uski hockey stick aur...


DHADHHH...DHADHHH...DHADHHH...

NAMITH-ahhhh...bhai,bhai,bhai...maaf kar de...maaf kar de bhai..aahhhhh...maa kasam, phir kabhi nahi karunga..ahhhh..bhai..

please bhai....aahhhhh....

MAI-maine bola maadarchod nahi karne..

DHADDHHHH..

kar na tu.. DHADHHHH..jitna man kare kar...


tezi se chali meri hockey stick NAMITH ke sharir par jispar maafi ki guhaar lagane laga woh par mai saale ko maarta hi raha..

par kuch der baad jab apni hockey stick ko rok saamne dekha maine toh aadhe se zyada SAMRAT waasi apni pent khol chuke the...

kuch ne chaddi bhi khol di thi par mere unki taraf dekhte hi baaki bache sab bhi jaldi se khudko unchain karne lage..

ek minute ke andar BAMBOOZA me moujud sabhi SAMRAT ke lounde neeche se nange the..

wahin NAMITH neeche zamin par pada karaah raha tha par jab meri nazar uspar padi toh apne bache ek sahi salamat haath se woh bhi apni pent utarne laga...

is beech itne saare nange ladko ko dekh ANJALI, NAISHA aur RASHI toh pehle hi yahan se haste hue nikal chuke the..

ANJALI ne toh nahi par yahan se jaate waqt baaki dono ne aankhon hi aankhon me thanks kaha tha mujhe...

RAJAT, EKPREET,SAM,SONU aur NITS toh ardh nange SAMRAT ke bando ko dekh pet pakadkar has rahe the...

ab tak kisi tarah NAMITH ne bhi apni pant aur underwear utaar di thi jiske baad...


MAI-NITS,bana be video sabki..

NITS-bana li bhai....is saale NAMITH kariya ki toh lulli itni kaali hai ki VIDEO me invisible dikh raha hai...


pehle meri aur phir NITS ki baat sun saare SAMRAT waalon ke mooh khul gaye the..

kuch bolne ko hue woh sab par meri haathon me ghumti hockey stick ko dekh chup reh gaye.

AHHHHH...

NAMITH ke baal pakad unhe kheenchte hue uthaya maine usse jispar dard se chattpatatha hua kisi tarah khada ho gaya woh.

par jitni maar maine usse maari thi, uske upar uska dislocated shoulder...

accesive pain ho raha tha NAMITH ko jo ab uske bardasht se bahar hone laga tha...

isiliye dheere dheere behoshi ki taraf jaane laga tha woh jisse dekh maine smile kiya aur...


MAI-yaad hai,kya kaha tha maine....

tere us dost DUSHYANT ki tarah jab dard bardasht naa kar paane ki wajah se behosh hone lagega tu,tab sunaunga tujhe dialogue...

toh sun ab...



jitne bhi bhide hain humse,sabke sab MARE HAIN...

SIRIUS waale hain hum,naa kisi ke aage jhuke hain aur naa kisise DARE HAIN...

humare saamne aane se pehle kadh toh naapa hota apna...

jeetna chhod,hamari race me hissa lena bhi teri aukaad se PARE HAI...











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