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Thriller GaLaTH...(THE WRONG THAT MADE EVERYTHING RIGHT)

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Bhai sanvy ishq mae kia sae kya bnta ja rha h

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Festival ka intzar h q k PARG mjhy JAIDEN ki yad dila rha h or SANVY b SANEEL banny k liye ready h

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APRIL b kreb a rha h

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SANVY DIMPLE KO HYPOTHERMIA KE ASAR SE BACHA LETA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF VERONICA SANDEEP AUR SHRAYVA KA GHAMAND TOD DETI HAI...

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-73

DATE-8TH NOVEMBER


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SIRIUS





YAAR,MEDICAL ROOM SE THERMOMETER LAA DE BHAI...LAGTA HAI TEMPERATURE NE CENTURY PAAR KAR DIYA HAI...


khudke hi gale aur forehead ko chhute hue SONU se kahi thi ye baat NITS ne...

aaj se hamare mid term exams shuru hone waale the aur first exam tha maths...

isiliye NITS ki fati padi thi...subah school me entry karne ke baad se hi ul julool bake jaa raha tha chutiya joki ab bhi jaari tha...


NITS-aur sun bhai...crocin bhi le aaiyo ek...

MAI-arskalp bhi le aana be...ho sakta hai sharir ke saath gaand bhi garm ho gaya ho...

babasir ka jugaad bhi hona chahiye naa warna question paper dekhte hi iski gaand bhi fat sakti hai...

UMMKKKUMKKKH....

jahan meri baat sun dabi hasne lage gaye the aas paas khade sabhi boys wahin ghoor kar dekha mujhe NITS ne aur...


NITS-faaltu ka senti hua tha mai TAPOVAN me...doob jaana tha tereko udhar hi...

MAI-mai doob bhi jaata toh bhi naa toh aaj ka paper cancel hota naa hi tera gaand fatna...

NITS-chup lawde...ek toh saala mere ko samajh nahi aata ki kisi hoshiyari gaand ne ye exam ka rewaaz shuru kiya...

aur kiya toh kiya, behenchod sab log chal kaahe pade us hoshiyari gaand ke raaste par...

ajeeb hai saala,saal bhar ka fees bharo,class attend karo, teachers ke continous taane suno aur phir exam ka torture bhi jhelo...

waah re jhaantumal magajkamal andam sukdam jhaant sulgam pratha...

SAM-itni kaahe fati hai be teri... revision toh theek se kiya hai tune...

upar se teen din hum sabne group study bhi ki hai jisme mera dimag sabse zyada tune ki khaaya hai...

linear equations, quadratic equations, arithmetical progression,sabke example questions toh solve ho rahe hain tere se...

bas chill kar tu...i am damn sure ki zyada score nahi kar paaya toh bhi passing numbers toh araam se score kar lega tu...

MAI-pehli baar sirf wahi toh nahi karna isne...


NITS ke paas sarak dheere se kahi thi maine ye baat jispar ghur kar dekhne laga woh mujhe...

par SONU jisne meri baat sun li,kaan khade ho gaye the uske isiliye...


SONU-kkaahe...???

NITS-abbe dar ke shahrukh khan...kkk par atakna chhod aur chchch par chup reh jaa...

SONU-cchup loudu...bbata nnaa bhai...

MAI-arre wahi dar ke shahrukh ki bimari...ishq...

ishq ne usse baaghi bana diya toh aur hamare NITS jhaantudhaari ko achiever bana raha hai...

SONU-mmai ssamjha nahi yaar...

MAI-ANI be... toppers me se ek hai naa woh...isiliye isse bhi chul padi hai...

aur kisi me uske takkar ka ho na ho,kamsekam padhayi me toh hoga...

yahi show karna hai lounde ko...

SONU-ohho..ttabhi bhosdika ppichle ek mmahine se kitaab me ghusa hua ttha...

waah rre loudu,aunty ssamjha samjjha kar aur unccle ggaali de ddekar tthak ggaye par kkaan air gaand me jhun ttak na rengi tteri kkabhi aur jjiske ddil mme ttu door door ttak nahi hai,uske lliye chhutar faad ppadhne laga tu...

MAI-ladki ka chakkar babu bhai...ladki ka chakkar...

par acha hi hai naa..baaki akhand chutiya aashiqon ki daaru nahi,kitaab uthayi hai lounde ne...

lage rahe lounde,ek din khada hoga apni manzil ke aage tu...

SONU-ANJALI kke...

MAI-uske ghar ke...khaakhi wardi me tan kar...andar jaayen toh salute maariyo be...

HAHAHAHA....

NITS-BHOSDIKKEEE.....

GOOD MORNING STUDENTS...


jahan meri baat sun SONU hans pada tha wahin usse indirectly darbaan bulaane par bhadak mujhe mukka maarne hi waala tha NITS ki tabhi stage se gunji PRINCI ki awaaz jisse sun wakayi kisi darbaan ki tarah tan kar khada ho chuka tha NITS...



PRINCI-so,aaj se aapke mid term exams shuru ho rahe hain...i hope ki aap sab well prepared honge and will thrive in all your exams...

but i know ki exam date ke reveal hone ke baad se hi ek sawal bhi aap sabke dimaag me continously chal raha hai...

why so early...???har saal november ke end me ya phir december ke first week se mid terms dete aa rahe hain aap sab par is baar teen hafte pehle hi exam date set kiya gaya hai...

yes... their is a reason behind it jiske baare me 3 mahine pehle announcement ki thi maine...

the 100TH ANNUAL SPORTS MEET OF OUR SCHOOL...

waise toh har saal ye sports meet hum kisi festival ki tarah cherish karte hain par is baar ka sports meet teen reasons ki wajah se bohot khaas hai...

pehle dono reasons jaante hain aap sab...

first hai the century of our school and second is the presence of MR JAIDEN CHOWDHARY as the guest of honour for this auspicious occasion...

par ek third reason bhi hai joki second reason se connected hai..

ab woh reason kya hai,ye toh aapko exams ke baad hi pata chalega par abhi ke liye,exam time kyun preponed hua hai,know that...

exams ke baad se sports meet tak senior aur sub junior standards ke sirf first 4 classes hi lagenge...

aakhri 4 classes aap sab jin bhi sports activities me participate karenge,uski practice me utilize karenge...

all the best...

jahan last me exams ke liye sabhi students ko wish kar PRINCI stage se utar chuki thi wahin apni apni class ki taraf jaane ke beech hue announcement ki gossip lagbhag sabhi students ke mooh par the aur aisa hona laazmi bhi tha...

pehle aisa kuch hua jo nahi tha kabhi...pure ek mahine ki self practice karne ka permission mila tha PRINCI se woh bhi school hours me...

NITS-suno be sports ke kidon...gaand faad practice karna is baar...naam kharab nahi hona chahiye mera...

MAI-yes sir...

NITS-tu kis baat par yes sir bol raha hai be...???

MAI-soch raha hun is baar mai bhi participate karun...

NITS-kya baat kar taha hai...phir toh is baar dono bhai milkar saare trophies ghapal lenge...

DIMPLE-so are you set...!!!

MAI-arre you can't even imagine...tumse zyada marks laane waala hun mai...

NITS-aur mai tajmahal kharidne waala hun...


exam start hone me abhi 15 minutes the...apne class ke bahar gallery me khade the hum sab...

NEW GIRL ke sawal par ke mere jawab ko sun mentally frustrated NITS ne taana maara mujhe aur aage badh gaya...

wahin mai uske jawab but most importantly uski frustration ko dekh has pada tha...


DIMPLE-mai exams ki baat nahi kar rahi thi...

i hafte ho gaye tumhe mujhe propose kiye hue par hamare doston ko humne abhi tak bataya nahi hai...

haan,old school format me chupke chupke w.app chat aur milna acha lagta hai mujhe but apne close friends ko itne important fact se unknown rakhna,i don't feel good about it...

so i was asking ki are you set to tell them ya phir....

MAI-am i having second thoughts about you...!!!pichle 7 din me 70 baar ye sawal dekha hai maine tumhari aakhon me...

toh sawal mera hona chahiye...!!!kyun...???kyun lagta hai tumhe aise...

i mean, you are the most beautiful girl i have ever seen... upar se smart ho, witty ho, intelligent ho...

you are a dream girl for any guy...

DIMPLE-no guy is SANVEER AHARYA naa...ye saari qualities agar 10 times amplify bhi kar diya jaaye toh bhi tumhe impress nahi kar sakti...

but,i know you love me...dikhta hai tumhari aankhon me...

MAI-phir shak kaisa...!!!???

DIMPLE-ANJALI...!!!i know she has feelings for you...

kuch kaha nahi,bas dekhne laga tha mai NEW GIRL ko jispar...

DIMPLE-come on... tumhare liye mujhse milte julte ehsaas agar kisi aur me hon toh pata nahi chalega mujhe...!!!

par naahi mujhe uski feelings se koi problem hai na insecurity...infact,jitni pure aur biased woh tumhare liye hai,shayad mai bhi nahi hun...

i adore her, respect her...

MAI-but...!!!

DIMPLE-itni gehri hai dosti hai tum dono ke beech ki uski gehrayi naap nahi paa rahi hun mai...

aur isiliye bas ye jaanana chahti hun ki is gehri dosti ke beech tumhare man me bhi ANJALI ke liye...

MAI-feelings toh nahi hai...

KRRRRRRRR.....

exam bell baj utha tha par NEW GIRL ki aankhein ab bhi mere jawab ke intazar me mujhpar hi tiki hui thi...

MAI-

"jaise kudrat ne nadi ka mukkadar nahi badla,jaisi behti hai woh ,usse waise hi BEHNE DIYA...

hamara bhi rishton ka hamesha ek sa hi falsafa raha...

dosti ko dosti aur pyar ko pyar REHNA DIYA"...

jahan meri shayri ka matlab samajh ek pyari si smile naach uthi thi NEW GIRL ke face par wahin uski smile dekh mere chehre par bhi muskurahat aa gayi thi...

NITS-iski MAA ka...lag gaye loude...ye CHOUBEY SIR ko kaahe invigilator rakha be apna..!!!

bell bajne ke baad bhi gallery me khade ho baaki sabke saath theorms dekhne me laga tha NITS par tabhi saamne se aa rahe CHOUBEY SIR ko dekh sabhi turant class ke andar nikalne lage the...

agle 10 minutes me hamare exams shuru ho chuke the jiske baad agle 2 ghante pure class ka aisa mahoul raha jaise kisi kabristan ka hota hai...

pin drop silence....

KRRRRRRRR...

RAJAT-kya baat hai bhai...paper se pehle tere chehre aur gaand me fark batana bhi mushkil tha aur ab toh tera thobda 1000 watt ke bulb ki tarah chamak raha hai...!!!

2 ghante ki moun saadhna ke baad baaki sab ki tarah apna apna answer sheet jama karwa kar jab hamara group regather hua toh NITS ke face me dikh rahi apaar shaanti ne sabko chownka diya tha...

aur ye shock bas ek din tak nahi chala...




DATE-22ND NOVEMBER

PLACE-SIRIUS




RAJAT-kya baat hai lounde...aaj bhi chehre par wahi chamak... matlab aaj ka paper bhi sahi gaya tera...

EKPREET-maane nikaal lega mid term araam se apna lounda...

NITS-phir...maanta hai ki nahi...

SONU-rresult ttoh aa jaane dde be...pphir maanenge...

NITS-shakal achi na ho naa toh kamsekam baatein achi karni chahiye...

SONU-aisa...pphir kkhud ppar kkaahe apply nahi kkarta ye niyam...

NITS-abbe teri toh...

SAM-chill yaar...aur SONU,kisi bhi chiz ko fake kar sakta hai ye,par exams ko nahi...

past record utha kar dekh le...agar paper wakayi ache nahi gaye hote iske toh iska rona result aane tak chaalu rehta...

par is baar chill hai ye matlab papers wakayi sahi gaye hain iske...

aur issi khushi me,chal be,aaj ki party teri taraf se...

NITS-babaji ka meri taraf se...jo RITUAL hai,wahi rahega... chalo canteen...

jahan apni baat bol NITS aage badh gaya aur baaki sab uske saath ho liye wahin NEW GIRL thodi confused ho gayi thi...

DIMPLE-ritual...!!!!???

KHANAK-hahaha...arre nothing yaar...har exam ke baad hum chill karne ke liye ek party karte hain...

us party ka kharcha kisi ek ko uthana hota hai aur woh kaun hoga,ye toothpick pick se tay hota hai... that's the ritual...

DIMPLE-toothpick...!!!

NAISHA-yup... hum me se koi bhi ek hamare group count jitne matchstick lekar apne grip ke beech rakhta hai...

toothpick ka sirf pointed portion visible hota hai,neeche ka bhaag grip ke andar invisible rehta hai...

un saare invisible parts me se ek toota hua hota hai aur jo koi bhi us toote hue toothpick ko choose karta hai,he or she has to bear the expense of the party...

DIMPLE-nice...

baat karte hue hum sab canteen pahunch chuke the...

hamari used to table par baiththe hi NITS ne apna haath rub kiya aur...

NITS-so ready...!!!

MAI-no need for the ritual...is baar ki party mai dunga...

DIMPLE-hum denge...

MAI-right...

NEW GIRL joki mere baaju me hi baithi thi,woh aur mai ek dusre ko dekhte hue khade ho chuke the...

wahin hum dono ki baat sun baaki sabki nazar hum par tik gayi thi...

EKPREET-abbe aisi kya baat hai jo tum dono ko saath bolni hai woh bhi khade hokar...!!!

MAI-unhhmmm...guyz woh mai,i mean hum...what i am trying to say is ki we...

ANJALI-are a couple...!!!yahi kehna hai...!!!


ANJALI ki baat sun ek dusra ka face dekhne lag gaye the mai aur NEW GIRL...

MAI-tujhe kaise pata...???

NITS-tujhe nahi tum sabko bol...par pehle ye bata ki yahi bolna tha kya tum dono ko...!!!???

MAI-haan...

SONU-sshit yyaar...bbach gaye ddono...

MAI-matlab...!!!

SAM-matlab ye sir ki hum bas wait kar rahe the ki kab bataoge tum dono hum sabko...

aur aaj last day tha tumhare confession ka...

agar aaj bhi nahi bola hota tum dono ne toh temporary banishment dene waale the hum sab tum dono ko group se...

DIMPLE-means tum sabko hi pehle se pata tha...!!!how...???

NAISHA-oh common DIMPLE...bhale hi tumhari tarah einstein ki copy nahi hai hum par we are not blind...we see aur pichle ek hafte se jo chal raha tha tum dono ke beech,usse andekha kaise kar sakte the hum...

NITS-itne dino se mobile rakha hai is kameene ne par kabhi casually bhi out nahi karta tha pehle ye par pichle ek hafte se lagatar chhup chhup ke mobile nikaal chat app me type karta rehta hai...

RASHI-aur iske type karne ke minute bhar baad tumhari ungliyan bhi chalti hai apne phone par...

KHANAK-haan hume chakma dene ke liye turant nahi reply karti tum par ruk kar hi sahi,karti har baar ho...

ab itne stupid toh hai nahi hum ki gour naa karen...

RASHI-and lastly,5 din pehle shaam ko nehru park me jaate hue dekh liya tha maine tumhe...

meri ek choti cousin aayi hui hai jisse ussi park me ghumane gayi thi mai par ghuma nahi paayi...

entry par hi scene jo aisa dekh liya tha maine...

you both were hugging aur woh hug friends waala kahin se nahi lag raha tha mujhe...

and to double my shock,ek dusre ke haathon me haath daal aage badhe the tum dono...

wahin se ulte pair ghum gayi thi mai...

MAI-aur phir group ke saamne mooh faad diya tune...

RASHI-haan,bada waala...

NITS-jiske baad humari nazarein tum dono par aur zyada focused ho gayi...

NAISHA-woh lagatar ek dusre ko dekhna,dekhte hi smile dena, aankhon hi aankhon me ishare,haaye...

mujhe toh tum dono ke beech chal rahi chemistry se hi ishq ho gaya tha...

ANJALI-bottom line...hume pata tha ki you both are a couple and we are happy ki apne life ki itni important baat tum dono ne humse chhupa kar nahi rakhi...

NITS-aur baalak,baalika, toothpick laaya hi nahi mai kyunki party toh tum dono hi dogeeeeeee.....


hooting si ki thi NITS ne jispar table par haath maarte hue baaki sab bhi hooting karne lage the...

is beech SAM table ke upar khada ho gaya tha jiske baad...


SAM-par tum dono jab doge tab doge party but for right now...

boys and girls...both the genders...hear me out...

boyzzz,ye girl dekh rahe ho,DIMPLE BATRA,THE PRON QUEEN,obviously dekh rahe ho aur lagatar dekhte aa rahe ho,par ab nahi kar sakte tum log aisa...

same goes for the girls...

SANVEER AHARYA...one of the most desired boys and the PROM KING for this year of aur school...

you can't see him babes...not anymore because mera yaar ab finally single se committed ho chuka hai with none other than his PROM and now his life queen, DIMPLE...

WOOOOOOOOO.....

SAM ki baat sun jahan mai aur NEW GIRL sir shake kar hasne lage the wahin pura canteen joki exams khatm hone ki wajah se khachakhach bhara hua tha, hooting se gunj utha...


SAM-aur issi khushi me food and drinks are on me...jo khaana hai,peena hai,go for it...no limits....

WOOOOOOOOOOOO.....


SAM ki baat sun ek baar phirse hooting hone lagi thi pure canteen me...


MAI-abbe kya kar raha hai..maana hain sab paise waale ghar se par fokat ka khaane peene ke naam par bhukkad hai saale...

canteen ka last burgar aur beverage bhi naa chhodne waale ye sab...

DIMPLE-he is right SAM...

SAM-chill guyzz... mere friends relationship me hain... more importantly,koi toh hai jiske aage ye khadus finally jhukega...

it's big...aise cause ko celebrate karna hi chahiye aur karunga mai...

and you two dont even think to stop me...

HEY,CONGRATS BUDDY.... CONGRATS BABES....


SAM ki baat puri hui hi thi ki canteen me moujud students baari baari mujhe aur NEW GIRL ko congratulate karne lage the...


MAI-kahan...!!!???

DIMPLE-wash room...

RASHI-chalega...

sabhi girls ek saath kahin nikalne lage the jispar mere sawal par NEW GIRL ke jawab aur uske baad RASHI ke mazak par sabhi has pade the...

MAI-arre thanks yaar.. bachpan se hi girls bathroom dekhna chahta tha mai...

MAI BHI..MAI BHI...MAI BHI...


mere baad sabhi boys ek ke baad ek same chiz bolne lage jispar sharm ki chadar chadh gayi thi sabhi girls je face par...


MAI-chalen phir...!!!

ANJALI-shut up...yahin khade raho...


girls toh chali gayi par students ka mujhe congratulate karne ka daur abhi bhi chaalu tha...


WOWOWO...KIS BAAT KA CONGRATULATIONS BHAI...HUME BHI BATAO...

NITS-ohho...dekho toh kaun aaya hai...!!!

ROUNAK DHOLAKIA...

PRINCE ka SURMA...jiska mere dost ne nikaala tha CHURMA...


ROUNAK joki apne kuch doston ke saath aaya tha yahan,NITS ki baatein sun muskura diya woh but uske baaju me khada ladka chubti aankhon se ghurne laga tha NITS ko...


ROUNAK-true that...

SAM-yahan kyun hai tu ROUNAK...???


SIRIUS me without permission kisi bhi outsider ko aana allowed nahi hota aur rival schools ke students ko toh bilkul bhi nahi...

paper work lagta hai visitors ke liye...

aise me ROUNAK aur uske friends ka yahan hona,it means ki official tha unka visit...


ROUNAK-tumhari PRINCI se kaam tha...

NITS-hain...!!! hamari PRINCI ko tere jaise loosers se kya kaam padh sakta hai...???

ROUNAK-you will know,day after tomorrow...

EKPREET-toh yahan hamare saamne kya karne aaya hai tu...!!!???

ROUNAK-maine suna tha SIRIUS ke students ke liye unka school second home se kam nahi hota...


aur apne ghar aaye mehmaan se itna rudely kaun baat karta hai bhala...!!!


RAJAT-bin bulaaye mehmaan se aise hi pesh aaya jaata hai...now open up,why are you here...

NITS-aur kaike liye...fokat ka burger offer kiya hai naa sabko aaj SAM ne...wahi thoosne ke liye...

MAI-chill NITS...sahi toh bol raha hai ye.. mehmaan hai ye, insult bin wajah GALATH hoga...

ROUNAK-kya baat hai...THE HOT HEADED SANVEER AHARYA,itna cool...

waise mai bas apne is dost ko SAM,tujhse milaane laaya tha...

this is PARAG RAJPUT...and PARAG,this is SAMEER CHANDER... interschool sports and academic champ of dehradun...

ussi bande ko joki NITS ko ghur raha tha, introduce kiya tha ROUNAK ne...

PARAG-hey...

SAM-hey...specific introduction...koi khaas reason...

ROUNAK-he is the next you...

SAM-matlab...!!!

ROUNAK-matlab ye ki teri tarah PARAG is also very good in running... infact,hamare school me jisne bhi isse doudte hue dekha hai,they are sure ki he is better than you...

bottom line,i think this year, you will loose your champs title...

SAM-hahaha...we will see...waise i would love to see your guy run...

par interschool championship me waqt hai abhi...phir abhi se mere saamne iska hype...

don't you think strategically, weak hai aisa karna...

ROUNAK-now that's were you are wrong...

SAM-agaij, matlab...!!!

ROUNAK-again,soon you will know...abhi ke liye bas itna samajh le ki you are gonna loose your title and with that, your respect...

EKPREET-abbe oye...har gali me kutte hote hai aur woh sab doudte hain...kuch toh bohot hi tez...

par kutta kitna hi tez kyun naa bhaage,cheetah ke saamne uski koi aukaad nahi..chal ab badh...

PARAG-you mother fucker...kya bola be tu....!!!

MAI-hey,hey,hey...relax guyz...aur EKPREET...apologize yaar... casual taunts kab se effect karne lag gaye tujhe...


PARAG joki EKPREET ko maarne ke liye uski taraf badh raha tha,uske aur apne doston ke beech aa gaya tha mai aur apna haath PARAG ke chest oar rakh usse rok diya tha maine jispar mere haath ko hatane ke beech ek vyang se bhari muskaan tair uthi thi uske face par...


PARAG-kya ROUNAK...tu toh bol raha tha ki SANVEER ye hai woh hai...

usse ulajhna mat...par ye toh saala fattu hai be...

HAHAHAHA....

jahan PARAG ke taunt par had pade the uske saare friends wahin ROUNAK ke face par tention dikhne lagi thi par jab usne mujhe shaant dekha toh thoda relax hua woh...

par mere doston ka dimag garam ho chuka tha...


NITS-kya bola re maadar...

DIMPLE-chalen guyzzz....


NEW GIRL baaki sabke saath wapas aa gayi thi jinhe dekh NITS ki baaki gaali uske mooh ke andar hi reh gayi...

par NEW GIRL ko dekh PRINCE se aaye lounde aur khaaskar PARAG ka lund aur mooh dwaar,dono khul gaye the...


PARAG-wowwww...damn man...hey, you look hot....hye,i am PARAG....PARAG RAJPUT...

DHAKKKK...AHHHHH...

DAKKKKK....DAKKKK...DAKKKK.....

NEW GIRL ko sir se lekar pair tak check out karne ke beech apna haath taraf badha uski taraf chal pada tha PARAG ki tabhi aaya mai beech me...

aur aisa karne ke beech PARAG ke badhe haath ko pakadte hue ek jhatka diya tha maine jispar pura 360 degree gol shape me gira woh neeche...

tiles ka tha surface jis wajah se acha khasa pain utha tha uske back par...

wahin apne dost ki haalath dekh ROUNAK ke saath khade 3 bande badhe meri taraf par isse pehle ki un sabke do kadam bhi meri taraf badhte,mai sir par tha un teeno ke...

double elbow se do bando ke ears hit karne ke baad aakhri bande ko head hit kiya tha maine...

ye hits itne tez par nape tule the ki kuch samajh paate,isse pehle hi woh teeno zameen par the...

par is beech mere piche pada PARAG khada ho chuka tha aur lapka tha meri taraf lekin tabhi...

hand mere back head ko aim kar chalaya tha usne jispar halka sa side ho bach gaya mai...

hand uske mere left collar se hote hue saamne aa gaya tha jisse pakad ek baad phir forward jhatka diya maine...

taiyar nahi tha PARAG mere aise daaw ke liye aur isiliye ladkhadate hue uska chest meri peeth se takra gaya...

DHADDHHHH....AHHHHH

aisa hote hi apne back power ko use me laate hue kisi bori ki tarah usse uthakar saamne patak diya maine...

is baar ka ground hit thoda zyada ho gaya tha PARAG ke liye...neeche pade pade hi tadapne laga tha woh...


ROUNAK-hey SANVEER...chhod de yaar.. bas taarif hi toh kar raha tha woh....

MAI-DIMPLE BATRA...bandi hai meri ye...

aur SANVEER AHARYA ke girlfriend ki taarif ke kiye taaruf salike se bhara hona chahiye...


jahan meri baat sun ROUNAK ko aage bolne ke liye kuch bacha nahi tha wahin NEW GIRL jisse hamesha self dependent rehne ki aadat thi,mera hakh se usse apna batana bohot acha laga tha...

mere baaju me aakar kuch yun khadi hui woh jaise bin bole hi meri baat ki haqiqat se agaah kar rahi hai woh ROUNAK aur baaki sabko...

wahin mai neeche jahan PARAG gira ab bhi halka halka chatpata raha tha, baitha mai uske paas aur...


MAI-naam guthke ka hai,iska ye matlab nahi ki har jagah peek maarte firega tu...

SANVEER AHARYA ke baare me koi kuch bole aur bolte waqt dar ho uski awaaz me toh maan lena ki sach bol raha hai woh...

aur yaad rahe....



tu bas tehni hai,mujhse bhida toh tere pedh ka jadh bhi UKHAAD DUNGA...


jitni charbi chadhi hai naa beta,ek baar me sab UTAAR DUNGA...

par baat sirf mujh tak rahi toh bas pitega tu magar...

dobara ISPAR nazar bhi uthi teri toh mai sirf pitunga nahi,saale tujhe JAAN SE MAAR DUNGA...









AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...





AAPKA APNA V...J...
Awesome Update. Bahot hi mazedaae update thaa. Nits ki comedy bahot hi jabardast hoti hai harwaqt. Pure update mein bahot hasi aayi.

Idher harbaar ki tarah kuch bahar ke ladke aaye aur apni aadat se majbur Sanvy se panga le liyaa. Jabki pehle se hi warn kiya gaya tha unhe par unke andar ek alag tarah ka keeda hota hai jo jab tak maar naa khaayo tab tak unhe shanti nhi milti. Aur yehi haal uss ghutke jaisi shakal aur akal waale Parag ka huaa.
 

Kala Nag

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SANVY DIMPLE KO HYPOTHERMIA KE ASAR SE BACHA LETA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF VERONICA SANDEEP AUR SHRAYVA KA GHAMAND TOD DETI HAI...

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-73

DATE-8TH NOVEMBER


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SIRIUS





YAAR,MEDICAL ROOM SE THERMOMETER LAA DE BHAI...LAGTA HAI TEMPERATURE NE CENTURY PAAR KAR DIYA HAI...


khudke hi gale aur forehead ko chhute hue SONU se kahi thi ye baat NITS ne...

aaj se hamare mid term exams shuru hone waale the aur first exam tha maths...

isiliye NITS ki fati padi thi...subah school me entry karne ke baad se hi ul julool bake jaa raha tha chutiya joki ab bhi jaari tha...


NITS-aur sun bhai...crocin bhi le aaiyo ek...

MAI-arskalp bhi le aana be...ho sakta hai sharir ke saath gaand bhi garm ho gaya ho...

babasir ka jugaad bhi hona chahiye naa warna question paper dekhte hi iski gaand bhi fat sakti hai...

UMMKKKUMKKKH....

jahan meri baat sun dabi hasne lage gaye the aas paas khade sabhi boys wahin ghoor kar dekha mujhe NITS ne aur...


NITS-faaltu ka senti hua tha mai TAPOVAN me...doob jaana tha tereko udhar hi...

MAI-mai doob bhi jaata toh bhi naa toh aaj ka paper cancel hota naa hi tera gaand fatna...

NITS-chup lawde...ek toh saala mere ko samajh nahi aata ki kisi hoshiyari gaand ne ye exam ka rewaaz shuru kiya...

aur kiya toh kiya, behenchod sab log chal kaahe pade us hoshiyari gaand ke raaste par...

ajeeb hai saala,saal bhar ka fees bharo,class attend karo, teachers ke continous taane suno aur phir exam ka torture bhi jhelo...

waah re jhaantumal magajkamal andam sukdam jhaant sulgam pratha...

SAM-itni kaahe fati hai be teri... revision toh theek se kiya hai tune...

upar se teen din hum sabne group study bhi ki hai jisme mera dimag sabse zyada tune ki khaaya hai...

linear equations, quadratic equations, arithmetical progression,sabke example questions toh solve ho rahe hain tere se...

bas chill kar tu...i am damn sure ki zyada score nahi kar paaya toh bhi passing numbers toh araam se score kar lega tu...

MAI-pehli baar sirf wahi toh nahi karna isne...


NITS ke paas sarak dheere se kahi thi maine ye baat jispar ghur kar dekhne laga woh mujhe...

par SONU jisne meri baat sun li,kaan khade ho gaye the uske isiliye...


SONU-kkaahe...???

NITS-abbe dar ke shahrukh khan...kkk par atakna chhod aur chchch par chup reh jaa...

SONU-cchup loudu...bbata nnaa bhai...

MAI-arre wahi dar ke shahrukh ki bimari...ishq...

ishq ne usse baaghi bana diya toh aur hamare NITS jhaantudhaari ko achiever bana raha hai...

SONU-mmai ssamjha nahi yaar...

MAI-ANI be... toppers me se ek hai naa woh...isiliye isse bhi chul padi hai...

aur kisi me uske takkar ka ho na ho,kamsekam padhayi me toh hoga...

yahi show karna hai lounde ko...

SONU-ohho..ttabhi bhosdika ppichle ek mmahine se kitaab me ghusa hua ttha...

waah rre loudu,aunty ssamjha samjjha kar aur unccle ggaali de ddekar tthak ggaye par kkaan air gaand me jhun ttak na rengi tteri kkabhi aur jjiske ddil mme ttu door door ttak nahi hai,uske lliye chhutar faad ppadhne laga tu...

MAI-ladki ka chakkar babu bhai...ladki ka chakkar...

par acha hi hai naa..baaki akhand chutiya aashiqon ki daaru nahi,kitaab uthayi hai lounde ne...

lage rahe lounde,ek din khada hoga apni manzil ke aage tu...

SONU-ANJALI kke...

MAI-uske ghar ke...khaakhi wardi me tan kar...andar jaayen toh salute maariyo be...

HAHAHAHA....

NITS-BHOSDIKKEEE.....

GOOD MORNING STUDENTS...


jahan meri baat sun SONU hans pada tha wahin usse indirectly darbaan bulaane par bhadak mujhe mukka maarne hi waala tha NITS ki tabhi stage se gunji PRINCI ki awaaz jisse sun wakayi kisi darbaan ki tarah tan kar khada ho chuka tha NITS...



PRINCI-so,aaj se aapke mid term exams shuru ho rahe hain...i hope ki aap sab well prepared honge and will thrive in all your exams...

but i know ki exam date ke reveal hone ke baad se hi ek sawal bhi aap sabke dimaag me continously chal raha hai...

why so early...???har saal november ke end me ya phir december ke first week se mid terms dete aa rahe hain aap sab par is baar teen hafte pehle hi exam date set kiya gaya hai...

yes... their is a reason behind it jiske baare me 3 mahine pehle announcement ki thi maine...

the 100TH ANNUAL SPORTS MEET OF OUR SCHOOL...

waise toh har saal ye sports meet hum kisi festival ki tarah cherish karte hain par is baar ka sports meet teen reasons ki wajah se bohot khaas hai...

pehle dono reasons jaante hain aap sab...

first hai the century of our school and second is the presence of MR JAIDEN CHOWDHARY as the guest of honour for this auspicious occasion...

par ek third reason bhi hai joki second reason se connected hai..

ab woh reason kya hai,ye toh aapko exams ke baad hi pata chalega par abhi ke liye,exam time kyun preponed hua hai,know that...

exams ke baad se sports meet tak senior aur sub junior standards ke sirf first 4 classes hi lagenge...

aakhri 4 classes aap sab jin bhi sports activities me participate karenge,uski practice me utilize karenge...

all the best...

jahan last me exams ke liye sabhi students ko wish kar PRINCI stage se utar chuki thi wahin apni apni class ki taraf jaane ke beech hue announcement ki gossip lagbhag sabhi students ke mooh par the aur aisa hona laazmi bhi tha...

pehle aisa kuch hua jo nahi tha kabhi...pure ek mahine ki self practice karne ka permission mila tha PRINCI se woh bhi school hours me...

NITS-suno be sports ke kidon...gaand faad practice karna is baar...naam kharab nahi hona chahiye mera...

MAI-yes sir...

NITS-tu kis baat par yes sir bol raha hai be...???

MAI-soch raha hun is baar mai bhi participate karun...

NITS-kya baat kar taha hai...phir toh is baar dono bhai milkar saare trophies ghapal lenge...

DIMPLE-so are you set...!!!

MAI-arre you can't even imagine...tumse zyada marks laane waala hun mai...

NITS-aur mai tajmahal kharidne waala hun...


exam start hone me abhi 15 minutes the...apne class ke bahar gallery me khade the hum sab...

NEW GIRL ke sawal par ke mere jawab ko sun mentally frustrated NITS ne taana maara mujhe aur aage badh gaya...

wahin mai uske jawab but most importantly uski frustration ko dekh has pada tha...


DIMPLE-mai exams ki baat nahi kar rahi thi...

i hafte ho gaye tumhe mujhe propose kiye hue par hamare doston ko humne abhi tak bataya nahi hai...

haan,old school format me chupke chupke w.app chat aur milna acha lagta hai mujhe but apne close friends ko itne important fact se unknown rakhna,i don't feel good about it...

so i was asking ki are you set to tell them ya phir....

MAI-am i having second thoughts about you...!!!pichle 7 din me 70 baar ye sawal dekha hai maine tumhari aakhon me...

toh sawal mera hona chahiye...!!!kyun...???kyun lagta hai tumhe aise...

i mean, you are the most beautiful girl i have ever seen... upar se smart ho, witty ho, intelligent ho...

you are a dream girl for any guy...

DIMPLE-no guy is SANVEER AHARYA naa...ye saari qualities agar 10 times amplify bhi kar diya jaaye toh bhi tumhe impress nahi kar sakti...

but,i know you love me...dikhta hai tumhari aankhon me...

MAI-phir shak kaisa...!!!???

DIMPLE-ANJALI...!!!i know she has feelings for you...

kuch kaha nahi,bas dekhne laga tha mai NEW GIRL ko jispar...

DIMPLE-come on... tumhare liye mujhse milte julte ehsaas agar kisi aur me hon toh pata nahi chalega mujhe...!!!

par naahi mujhe uski feelings se koi problem hai na insecurity...infact,jitni pure aur biased woh tumhare liye hai,shayad mai bhi nahi hun...

i adore her, respect her...

MAI-but...!!!

DIMPLE-itni gehri hai dosti hai tum dono ke beech ki uski gehrayi naap nahi paa rahi hun mai...

aur isiliye bas ye jaanana chahti hun ki is gehri dosti ke beech tumhare man me bhi ANJALI ke liye...

MAI-feelings toh nahi hai...

KRRRRRRRR.....

exam bell baj utha tha par NEW GIRL ki aankhein ab bhi mere jawab ke intazar me mujhpar hi tiki hui thi...

MAI-

"jaise kudrat ne nadi ka mukkadar nahi badla,jaisi behti hai woh ,usse waise hi BEHNE DIYA...

hamara bhi rishton ka hamesha ek sa hi falsafa raha...

dosti ko dosti aur pyar ko pyar REHNA DIYA"...

jahan meri shayri ka matlab samajh ek pyari si smile naach uthi thi NEW GIRL ke face par wahin uski smile dekh mere chehre par bhi muskurahat aa gayi thi...

NITS-iski MAA ka...lag gaye loude...ye CHOUBEY SIR ko kaahe invigilator rakha be apna..!!!

bell bajne ke baad bhi gallery me khade ho baaki sabke saath theorms dekhne me laga tha NITS par tabhi saamne se aa rahe CHOUBEY SIR ko dekh sabhi turant class ke andar nikalne lage the...

agle 10 minutes me hamare exams shuru ho chuke the jiske baad agle 2 ghante pure class ka aisa mahoul raha jaise kisi kabristan ka hota hai...

pin drop silence....

KRRRRRRRR...

RAJAT-kya baat hai bhai...paper se pehle tere chehre aur gaand me fark batana bhi mushkil tha aur ab toh tera thobda 1000 watt ke bulb ki tarah chamak raha hai...!!!

2 ghante ki moun saadhna ke baad baaki sab ki tarah apna apna answer sheet jama karwa kar jab hamara group regather hua toh NITS ke face me dikh rahi apaar shaanti ne sabko chownka diya tha...

aur ye shock bas ek din tak nahi chala...




DATE-22ND NOVEMBER

PLACE-SIRIUS




RAJAT-kya baat hai lounde...aaj bhi chehre par wahi chamak... matlab aaj ka paper bhi sahi gaya tera...

EKPREET-maane nikaal lega mid term araam se apna lounda...

NITS-phir...maanta hai ki nahi...

SONU-rresult ttoh aa jaane dde be...pphir maanenge...

NITS-shakal achi na ho naa toh kamsekam baatein achi karni chahiye...

SONU-aisa...pphir kkhud ppar kkaahe apply nahi kkarta ye niyam...

NITS-abbe teri toh...

SAM-chill yaar...aur SONU,kisi bhi chiz ko fake kar sakta hai ye,par exams ko nahi...

past record utha kar dekh le...agar paper wakayi ache nahi gaye hote iske toh iska rona result aane tak chaalu rehta...

par is baar chill hai ye matlab papers wakayi sahi gaye hain iske...

aur issi khushi me,chal be,aaj ki party teri taraf se...

NITS-babaji ka meri taraf se...jo RITUAL hai,wahi rahega... chalo canteen...

jahan apni baat bol NITS aage badh gaya aur baaki sab uske saath ho liye wahin NEW GIRL thodi confused ho gayi thi...

DIMPLE-ritual...!!!!???

KHANAK-hahaha...arre nothing yaar...har exam ke baad hum chill karne ke liye ek party karte hain...

us party ka kharcha kisi ek ko uthana hota hai aur woh kaun hoga,ye toothpick pick se tay hota hai... that's the ritual...

DIMPLE-toothpick...!!!

NAISHA-yup... hum me se koi bhi ek hamare group count jitne matchstick lekar apne grip ke beech rakhta hai...

toothpick ka sirf pointed portion visible hota hai,neeche ka bhaag grip ke andar invisible rehta hai...

un saare invisible parts me se ek toota hua hota hai aur jo koi bhi us toote hue toothpick ko choose karta hai,he or she has to bear the expense of the party...

DIMPLE-nice...

baat karte hue hum sab canteen pahunch chuke the...

hamari used to table par baiththe hi NITS ne apna haath rub kiya aur...

NITS-so ready...!!!

MAI-no need for the ritual...is baar ki party mai dunga...

DIMPLE-hum denge...

MAI-right...

NEW GIRL joki mere baaju me hi baithi thi,woh aur mai ek dusre ko dekhte hue khade ho chuke the...

wahin hum dono ki baat sun baaki sabki nazar hum par tik gayi thi...

EKPREET-abbe aisi kya baat hai jo tum dono ko saath bolni hai woh bhi khade hokar...!!!

MAI-unhhmmm...guyz woh mai,i mean hum...what i am trying to say is ki we...

ANJALI-are a couple...!!!yahi kehna hai...!!!


ANJALI ki baat sun ek dusra ka face dekhne lag gaye the mai aur NEW GIRL...

MAI-tujhe kaise pata...???

NITS-tujhe nahi tum sabko bol...par pehle ye bata ki yahi bolna tha kya tum dono ko...!!!???

MAI-haan...

SONU-sshit yyaar...bbach gaye ddono...

MAI-matlab...!!!

SAM-matlab ye sir ki hum bas wait kar rahe the ki kab bataoge tum dono hum sabko...

aur aaj last day tha tumhare confession ka...

agar aaj bhi nahi bola hota tum dono ne toh temporary banishment dene waale the hum sab tum dono ko group se...

DIMPLE-means tum sabko hi pehle se pata tha...!!!how...???

NAISHA-oh common DIMPLE...bhale hi tumhari tarah einstein ki copy nahi hai hum par we are not blind...we see aur pichle ek hafte se jo chal raha tha tum dono ke beech,usse andekha kaise kar sakte the hum...

NITS-itne dino se mobile rakha hai is kameene ne par kabhi casually bhi out nahi karta tha pehle ye par pichle ek hafte se lagatar chhup chhup ke mobile nikaal chat app me type karta rehta hai...

RASHI-aur iske type karne ke minute bhar baad tumhari ungliyan bhi chalti hai apne phone par...

KHANAK-haan hume chakma dene ke liye turant nahi reply karti tum par ruk kar hi sahi,karti har baar ho...

ab itne stupid toh hai nahi hum ki gour naa karen...

RASHI-and lastly,5 din pehle shaam ko nehru park me jaate hue dekh liya tha maine tumhe...

meri ek choti cousin aayi hui hai jisse ussi park me ghumane gayi thi mai par ghuma nahi paayi...

entry par hi scene jo aisa dekh liya tha maine...

you both were hugging aur woh hug friends waala kahin se nahi lag raha tha mujhe...

and to double my shock,ek dusre ke haathon me haath daal aage badhe the tum dono...

wahin se ulte pair ghum gayi thi mai...

MAI-aur phir group ke saamne mooh faad diya tune...

RASHI-haan,bada waala...

NITS-jiske baad humari nazarein tum dono par aur zyada focused ho gayi...

NAISHA-woh lagatar ek dusre ko dekhna,dekhte hi smile dena, aankhon hi aankhon me ishare,haaye...

mujhe toh tum dono ke beech chal rahi chemistry se hi ishq ho gaya tha...

ANJALI-bottom line...hume pata tha ki you both are a couple and we are happy ki apne life ki itni important baat tum dono ne humse chhupa kar nahi rakhi...

NITS-aur baalak,baalika, toothpick laaya hi nahi mai kyunki party toh tum dono hi dogeeeeeee.....


hooting si ki thi NITS ne jispar table par haath maarte hue baaki sab bhi hooting karne lage the...

is beech SAM table ke upar khada ho gaya tha jiske baad...


SAM-par tum dono jab doge tab doge party but for right now...

boys and girls...both the genders...hear me out...

boyzzz,ye girl dekh rahe ho,DIMPLE BATRA,THE PRON QUEEN,obviously dekh rahe ho aur lagatar dekhte aa rahe ho,par ab nahi kar sakte tum log aisa...

same goes for the girls...

SANVEER AHARYA...one of the most desired boys and the PROM KING for this year of aur school...

you can't see him babes...not anymore because mera yaar ab finally single se committed ho chuka hai with none other than his PROM and now his life queen, DIMPLE...

WOOOOOOOOO.....

SAM ki baat sun jahan mai aur NEW GIRL sir shake kar hasne lage the wahin pura canteen joki exams khatm hone ki wajah se khachakhach bhara hua tha, hooting se gunj utha...


SAM-aur issi khushi me food and drinks are on me...jo khaana hai,peena hai,go for it...no limits....

WOOOOOOOOOOOO.....


SAM ki baat sun ek baar phirse hooting hone lagi thi pure canteen me...


MAI-abbe kya kar raha hai..maana hain sab paise waale ghar se par fokat ka khaane peene ke naam par bhukkad hai saale...

canteen ka last burgar aur beverage bhi naa chhodne waale ye sab...

DIMPLE-he is right SAM...

SAM-chill guyzz... mere friends relationship me hain... more importantly,koi toh hai jiske aage ye khadus finally jhukega...

it's big...aise cause ko celebrate karna hi chahiye aur karunga mai...

and you two dont even think to stop me...

HEY,CONGRATS BUDDY.... CONGRATS BABES....


SAM ki baat puri hui hi thi ki canteen me moujud students baari baari mujhe aur NEW GIRL ko congratulate karne lage the...


MAI-kahan...!!!???

DIMPLE-wash room...

RASHI-chalega...

sabhi girls ek saath kahin nikalne lage the jispar mere sawal par NEW GIRL ke jawab aur uske baad RASHI ke mazak par sabhi has pade the...

MAI-arre thanks yaar.. bachpan se hi girls bathroom dekhna chahta tha mai...

MAI BHI..MAI BHI...MAI BHI...


mere baad sabhi boys ek ke baad ek same chiz bolne lage jispar sharm ki chadar chadh gayi thi sabhi girls je face par...


MAI-chalen phir...!!!

ANJALI-shut up...yahin khade raho...


girls toh chali gayi par students ka mujhe congratulate karne ka daur abhi bhi chaalu tha...


WOWOWO...KIS BAAT KA CONGRATULATIONS BHAI...HUME BHI BATAO...

NITS-ohho...dekho toh kaun aaya hai...!!!

ROUNAK DHOLAKIA...

PRINCE ka SURMA...jiska mere dost ne nikaala tha CHURMA...


ROUNAK joki apne kuch doston ke saath aaya tha yahan,NITS ki baatein sun muskura diya woh but uske baaju me khada ladka chubti aankhon se ghurne laga tha NITS ko...


ROUNAK-true that...

SAM-yahan kyun hai tu ROUNAK...???


SIRIUS me without permission kisi bhi outsider ko aana allowed nahi hota aur rival schools ke students ko toh bilkul bhi nahi...

paper work lagta hai visitors ke liye...

aise me ROUNAK aur uske friends ka yahan hona,it means ki official tha unka visit...


ROUNAK-tumhari PRINCI se kaam tha...

NITS-hain...!!! hamari PRINCI ko tere jaise loosers se kya kaam padh sakta hai...???

ROUNAK-you will know,day after tomorrow...

EKPREET-toh yahan hamare saamne kya karne aaya hai tu...!!!???

ROUNAK-maine suna tha SIRIUS ke students ke liye unka school second home se kam nahi hota...


aur apne ghar aaye mehmaan se itna rudely kaun baat karta hai bhala...!!!


RAJAT-bin bulaaye mehmaan se aise hi pesh aaya jaata hai...now open up,why are you here...

NITS-aur kaike liye...fokat ka burger offer kiya hai naa sabko aaj SAM ne...wahi thoosne ke liye...

MAI-chill NITS...sahi toh bol raha hai ye.. mehmaan hai ye, insult bin wajah GALATH hoga...

ROUNAK-kya baat hai...THE HOT HEADED SANVEER AHARYA,itna cool...

waise mai bas apne is dost ko SAM,tujhse milaane laaya tha...

this is PARAG RAJPUT...and PARAG,this is SAMEER CHANDER... interschool sports and academic champ of dehradun...

ussi bande ko joki NITS ko ghur raha tha, introduce kiya tha ROUNAK ne...

PARAG-hey...

SAM-hey...specific introduction...koi khaas reason...

ROUNAK-he is the next you...

SAM-matlab...!!!

ROUNAK-matlab ye ki teri tarah PARAG is also very good in running... infact,hamare school me jisne bhi isse doudte hue dekha hai,they are sure ki he is better than you...

bottom line,i think this year, you will loose your champs title...

SAM-hahaha...we will see...waise i would love to see your guy run...

par interschool championship me waqt hai abhi...phir abhi se mere saamne iska hype...

don't you think strategically, weak hai aisa karna...

ROUNAK-now that's were you are wrong...

SAM-agaij, matlab...!!!

ROUNAK-again,soon you will know...abhi ke liye bas itna samajh le ki you are gonna loose your title and with that, your respect...

EKPREET-abbe oye...har gali me kutte hote hai aur woh sab doudte hain...kuch toh bohot hi tez...

par kutta kitna hi tez kyun naa bhaage,cheetah ke saamne uski koi aukaad nahi..chal ab badh...

PARAG-you mother fucker...kya bola be tu....!!!

MAI-hey,hey,hey...relax guyz...aur EKPREET...apologize yaar... casual taunts kab se effect karne lag gaye tujhe...


PARAG joki EKPREET ko maarne ke liye uski taraf badh raha tha,uske aur apne doston ke beech aa gaya tha mai aur apna haath PARAG ke chest oar rakh usse rok diya tha maine jispar mere haath ko hatane ke beech ek vyang se bhari muskaan tair uthi thi uske face par...


PARAG-kya ROUNAK...tu toh bol raha tha ki SANVEER ye hai woh hai...

usse ulajhna mat...par ye toh saala fattu hai be...

HAHAHAHA....

jahan PARAG ke taunt par had pade the uske saare friends wahin ROUNAK ke face par tention dikhne lagi thi par jab usne mujhe shaant dekha toh thoda relax hua woh...

par mere doston ka dimag garam ho chuka tha...


NITS-kya bola re maadar...

DIMPLE-chalen guyzzz....


NEW GIRL baaki sabke saath wapas aa gayi thi jinhe dekh NITS ki baaki gaali uske mooh ke andar hi reh gayi...

par NEW GIRL ko dekh PRINCE se aaye lounde aur khaaskar PARAG ka lund aur mooh dwaar,dono khul gaye the...


PARAG-wowwww...damn man...hey, you look hot....hye,i am PARAG....PARAG RAJPUT...

DHAKKKK...AHHHHH...

DAKKKKK....DAKKKK...DAKKKK.....

NEW GIRL ko sir se lekar pair tak check out karne ke beech apna haath taraf badha uski taraf chal pada tha PARAG ki tabhi aaya mai beech me...

aur aisa karne ke beech PARAG ke badhe haath ko pakadte hue ek jhatka diya tha maine jispar pura 360 degree gol shape me gira woh neeche...

tiles ka tha surface jis wajah se acha khasa pain utha tha uske back par...

wahin apne dost ki haalath dekh ROUNAK ke saath khade 3 bande badhe meri taraf par isse pehle ki un sabke do kadam bhi meri taraf badhte,mai sir par tha un teeno ke...

double elbow se do bando ke ears hit karne ke baad aakhri bande ko head hit kiya tha maine...

ye hits itne tez par nape tule the ki kuch samajh paate,isse pehle hi woh teeno zameen par the...

par is beech mere piche pada PARAG khada ho chuka tha aur lapka tha meri taraf lekin tabhi...

hand mere back head ko aim kar chalaya tha usne jispar halka sa side ho bach gaya mai...

hand uske mere left collar se hote hue saamne aa gaya tha jisse pakad ek baad phir forward jhatka diya maine...

taiyar nahi tha PARAG mere aise daaw ke liye aur isiliye ladkhadate hue uska chest meri peeth se takra gaya...

DHADDHHHH....AHHHHH

aisa hote hi apne back power ko use me laate hue kisi bori ki tarah usse uthakar saamne patak diya maine...

is baar ka ground hit thoda zyada ho gaya tha PARAG ke liye...neeche pade pade hi tadapne laga tha woh...


ROUNAK-hey SANVEER...chhod de yaar.. bas taarif hi toh kar raha tha woh....

MAI-DIMPLE BATRA...bandi hai meri ye...

aur SANVEER AHARYA ke girlfriend ki taarif ke kiye taaruf salike se bhara hona chahiye...


jahan meri baat sun ROUNAK ko aage bolne ke liye kuch bacha nahi tha wahin NEW GIRL jisse hamesha self dependent rehne ki aadat thi,mera hakh se usse apna batana bohot acha laga tha...

mere baaju me aakar kuch yun khadi hui woh jaise bin bole hi meri baat ki haqiqat se agaah kar rahi hai woh ROUNAK aur baaki sabko...

wahin mai neeche jahan PARAG gira ab bhi halka halka chatpata raha tha, baitha mai uske paas aur...


MAI-naam guthke ka hai,iska ye matlab nahi ki har jagah peek maarte firega tu...

SANVEER AHARYA ke baare me koi kuch bole aur bolte waqt dar ho uski awaaz me toh maan lena ki sach bol raha hai woh...

aur yaad rahe....



tu bas tehni hai,mujhse bhida toh tere pedh ka jadh bhi UKHAAD DUNGA...


jitni charbi chadhi hai naa beta,ek baar me sab UTAAR DUNGA...

par baat sirf mujh tak rahi toh bas pitega tu magar...

dobara ISPAR nazar bhi uthi teri toh mai sirf pitunga nahi,saale tujhe JAAN SE MAAR DUNGA...









AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...





AAPKA APNA V...J...
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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SANVY DIMPLE KO HYPOTHERMIA KE ASAR SE BACHA LETA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF VERONICA SANDEEP AUR SHRAYVA KA GHAMAND TOD DETI HAI...

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-73

DATE-8TH NOVEMBER


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SIRIUS





YAAR,MEDICAL ROOM SE THERMOMETER LAA DE BHAI...LAGTA HAI TEMPERATURE NE CENTURY PAAR KAR DIYA HAI...


khudke hi gale aur forehead ko chhute hue SONU se kahi thi ye baat NITS ne...

aaj se hamare mid term exams shuru hone waale the aur first exam tha maths...

isiliye NITS ki fati padi thi...subah school me entry karne ke baad se hi ul julool bake jaa raha tha chutiya joki ab bhi jaari tha...


NITS-aur sun bhai...crocin bhi le aaiyo ek...

MAI-arskalp bhi le aana be...ho sakta hai sharir ke saath gaand bhi garm ho gaya ho...

babasir ka jugaad bhi hona chahiye naa warna question paper dekhte hi iski gaand bhi fat sakti hai...

UMMKKKUMKKKH....

jahan meri baat sun dabi hasne lage gaye the aas paas khade sabhi boys wahin ghoor kar dekha mujhe NITS ne aur...


NITS-faaltu ka senti hua tha mai TAPOVAN me...doob jaana tha tereko udhar hi...

MAI-mai doob bhi jaata toh bhi naa toh aaj ka paper cancel hota naa hi tera gaand fatna...

NITS-chup lawde...ek toh saala mere ko samajh nahi aata ki kisi hoshiyari gaand ne ye exam ka rewaaz shuru kiya...

aur kiya toh kiya, behenchod sab log chal kaahe pade us hoshiyari gaand ke raaste par...

ajeeb hai saala,saal bhar ka fees bharo,class attend karo, teachers ke continous taane suno aur phir exam ka torture bhi jhelo...

waah re jhaantumal magajkamal andam sukdam jhaant sulgam pratha...

SAM-itni kaahe fati hai be teri... revision toh theek se kiya hai tune...

upar se teen din hum sabne group study bhi ki hai jisme mera dimag sabse zyada tune ki khaaya hai...

linear equations, quadratic equations, arithmetical progression,sabke example questions toh solve ho rahe hain tere se...

bas chill kar tu...i am damn sure ki zyada score nahi kar paaya toh bhi passing numbers toh araam se score kar lega tu...

MAI-pehli baar sirf wahi toh nahi karna isne...


NITS ke paas sarak dheere se kahi thi maine ye baat jispar ghur kar dekhne laga woh mujhe...

par SONU jisne meri baat sun li,kaan khade ho gaye the uske isiliye...


SONU-kkaahe...???

NITS-abbe dar ke shahrukh khan...kkk par atakna chhod aur chchch par chup reh jaa...

SONU-cchup loudu...bbata nnaa bhai...

MAI-arre wahi dar ke shahrukh ki bimari...ishq...

ishq ne usse baaghi bana diya toh aur hamare NITS jhaantudhaari ko achiever bana raha hai...

SONU-mmai ssamjha nahi yaar...

MAI-ANI be... toppers me se ek hai naa woh...isiliye isse bhi chul padi hai...

aur kisi me uske takkar ka ho na ho,kamsekam padhayi me toh hoga...

yahi show karna hai lounde ko...

SONU-ohho..ttabhi bhosdika ppichle ek mmahine se kitaab me ghusa hua ttha...

waah rre loudu,aunty ssamjha samjjha kar aur unccle ggaali de ddekar tthak ggaye par kkaan air gaand me jhun ttak na rengi tteri kkabhi aur jjiske ddil mme ttu door door ttak nahi hai,uske lliye chhutar faad ppadhne laga tu...

MAI-ladki ka chakkar babu bhai...ladki ka chakkar...

par acha hi hai naa..baaki akhand chutiya aashiqon ki daaru nahi,kitaab uthayi hai lounde ne...

lage rahe lounde,ek din khada hoga apni manzil ke aage tu...

SONU-ANJALI kke...

MAI-uske ghar ke...khaakhi wardi me tan kar...andar jaayen toh salute maariyo be...

HAHAHAHA....

NITS-BHOSDIKKEEE.....

GOOD MORNING STUDENTS...


jahan meri baat sun SONU hans pada tha wahin usse indirectly darbaan bulaane par bhadak mujhe mukka maarne hi waala tha NITS ki tabhi stage se gunji PRINCI ki awaaz jisse sun wakayi kisi darbaan ki tarah tan kar khada ho chuka tha NITS...



PRINCI-so,aaj se aapke mid term exams shuru ho rahe hain...i hope ki aap sab well prepared honge and will thrive in all your exams...

but i know ki exam date ke reveal hone ke baad se hi ek sawal bhi aap sabke dimaag me continously chal raha hai...

why so early...???har saal november ke end me ya phir december ke first week se mid terms dete aa rahe hain aap sab par is baar teen hafte pehle hi exam date set kiya gaya hai...

yes... their is a reason behind it jiske baare me 3 mahine pehle announcement ki thi maine...

the 100TH ANNUAL SPORTS MEET OF OUR SCHOOL...

waise toh har saal ye sports meet hum kisi festival ki tarah cherish karte hain par is baar ka sports meet teen reasons ki wajah se bohot khaas hai...

pehle dono reasons jaante hain aap sab...

first hai the century of our school and second is the presence of MR JAIDEN CHOWDHARY as the guest of honour for this auspicious occasion...

par ek third reason bhi hai joki second reason se connected hai..

ab woh reason kya hai,ye toh aapko exams ke baad hi pata chalega par abhi ke liye,exam time kyun preponed hua hai,know that...

exams ke baad se sports meet tak senior aur sub junior standards ke sirf first 4 classes hi lagenge...

aakhri 4 classes aap sab jin bhi sports activities me participate karenge,uski practice me utilize karenge...

all the best...

jahan last me exams ke liye sabhi students ko wish kar PRINCI stage se utar chuki thi wahin apni apni class ki taraf jaane ke beech hue announcement ki gossip lagbhag sabhi students ke mooh par the aur aisa hona laazmi bhi tha...

pehle aisa kuch hua jo nahi tha kabhi...pure ek mahine ki self practice karne ka permission mila tha PRINCI se woh bhi school hours me...

NITS-suno be sports ke kidon...gaand faad practice karna is baar...naam kharab nahi hona chahiye mera...

MAI-yes sir...

NITS-tu kis baat par yes sir bol raha hai be...???

MAI-soch raha hun is baar mai bhi participate karun...

NITS-kya baat kar taha hai...phir toh is baar dono bhai milkar saare trophies ghapal lenge...

DIMPLE-so are you set...!!!

MAI-arre you can't even imagine...tumse zyada marks laane waala hun mai...

NITS-aur mai tajmahal kharidne waala hun...


exam start hone me abhi 15 minutes the...apne class ke bahar gallery me khade the hum sab...

NEW GIRL ke sawal par ke mere jawab ko sun mentally frustrated NITS ne taana maara mujhe aur aage badh gaya...

wahin mai uske jawab but most importantly uski frustration ko dekh has pada tha...


DIMPLE-mai exams ki baat nahi kar rahi thi...

i hafte ho gaye tumhe mujhe propose kiye hue par hamare doston ko humne abhi tak bataya nahi hai...

haan,old school format me chupke chupke w.app chat aur milna acha lagta hai mujhe but apne close friends ko itne important fact se unknown rakhna,i don't feel good about it...

so i was asking ki are you set to tell them ya phir....

MAI-am i having second thoughts about you...!!!pichle 7 din me 70 baar ye sawal dekha hai maine tumhari aakhon me...

toh sawal mera hona chahiye...!!!kyun...???kyun lagta hai tumhe aise...

i mean, you are the most beautiful girl i have ever seen... upar se smart ho, witty ho, intelligent ho...

you are a dream girl for any guy...

DIMPLE-no guy is SANVEER AHARYA naa...ye saari qualities agar 10 times amplify bhi kar diya jaaye toh bhi tumhe impress nahi kar sakti...

but,i know you love me...dikhta hai tumhari aankhon me...

MAI-phir shak kaisa...!!!???

DIMPLE-ANJALI...!!!i know she has feelings for you...

kuch kaha nahi,bas dekhne laga tha mai NEW GIRL ko jispar...

DIMPLE-come on... tumhare liye mujhse milte julte ehsaas agar kisi aur me hon toh pata nahi chalega mujhe...!!!

par naahi mujhe uski feelings se koi problem hai na insecurity...infact,jitni pure aur biased woh tumhare liye hai,shayad mai bhi nahi hun...

i adore her, respect her...

MAI-but...!!!

DIMPLE-itni gehri hai dosti hai tum dono ke beech ki uski gehrayi naap nahi paa rahi hun mai...

aur isiliye bas ye jaanana chahti hun ki is gehri dosti ke beech tumhare man me bhi ANJALI ke liye...

MAI-feelings toh nahi hai...

KRRRRRRRR.....

exam bell baj utha tha par NEW GIRL ki aankhein ab bhi mere jawab ke intazar me mujhpar hi tiki hui thi...

MAI-

"jaise kudrat ne nadi ka mukkadar nahi badla,jaisi behti hai woh ,usse waise hi BEHNE DIYA...

hamara bhi rishton ka hamesha ek sa hi falsafa raha...

dosti ko dosti aur pyar ko pyar REHNA DIYA"...

jahan meri shayri ka matlab samajh ek pyari si smile naach uthi thi NEW GIRL ke face par wahin uski smile dekh mere chehre par bhi muskurahat aa gayi thi...

NITS-iski MAA ka...lag gaye loude...ye CHOUBEY SIR ko kaahe invigilator rakha be apna..!!!

bell bajne ke baad bhi gallery me khade ho baaki sabke saath theorms dekhne me laga tha NITS par tabhi saamne se aa rahe CHOUBEY SIR ko dekh sabhi turant class ke andar nikalne lage the...

agle 10 minutes me hamare exams shuru ho chuke the jiske baad agle 2 ghante pure class ka aisa mahoul raha jaise kisi kabristan ka hota hai...

pin drop silence....

KRRRRRRRR...

RAJAT-kya baat hai bhai...paper se pehle tere chehre aur gaand me fark batana bhi mushkil tha aur ab toh tera thobda 1000 watt ke bulb ki tarah chamak raha hai...!!!

2 ghante ki moun saadhna ke baad baaki sab ki tarah apna apna answer sheet jama karwa kar jab hamara group regather hua toh NITS ke face me dikh rahi apaar shaanti ne sabko chownka diya tha...

aur ye shock bas ek din tak nahi chala...




DATE-22ND NOVEMBER

PLACE-SIRIUS




RAJAT-kya baat hai lounde...aaj bhi chehre par wahi chamak... matlab aaj ka paper bhi sahi gaya tera...

EKPREET-maane nikaal lega mid term araam se apna lounda...

NITS-phir...maanta hai ki nahi...

SONU-rresult ttoh aa jaane dde be...pphir maanenge...

NITS-shakal achi na ho naa toh kamsekam baatein achi karni chahiye...

SONU-aisa...pphir kkhud ppar kkaahe apply nahi kkarta ye niyam...

NITS-abbe teri toh...

SAM-chill yaar...aur SONU,kisi bhi chiz ko fake kar sakta hai ye,par exams ko nahi...

past record utha kar dekh le...agar paper wakayi ache nahi gaye hote iske toh iska rona result aane tak chaalu rehta...

par is baar chill hai ye matlab papers wakayi sahi gaye hain iske...

aur issi khushi me,chal be,aaj ki party teri taraf se...

NITS-babaji ka meri taraf se...jo RITUAL hai,wahi rahega... chalo canteen...

jahan apni baat bol NITS aage badh gaya aur baaki sab uske saath ho liye wahin NEW GIRL thodi confused ho gayi thi...

DIMPLE-ritual...!!!!???

KHANAK-hahaha...arre nothing yaar...har exam ke baad hum chill karne ke liye ek party karte hain...

us party ka kharcha kisi ek ko uthana hota hai aur woh kaun hoga,ye toothpick pick se tay hota hai... that's the ritual...

DIMPLE-toothpick...!!!

NAISHA-yup... hum me se koi bhi ek hamare group count jitne matchstick lekar apne grip ke beech rakhta hai...

toothpick ka sirf pointed portion visible hota hai,neeche ka bhaag grip ke andar invisible rehta hai...

un saare invisible parts me se ek toota hua hota hai aur jo koi bhi us toote hue toothpick ko choose karta hai,he or she has to bear the expense of the party...

DIMPLE-nice...

baat karte hue hum sab canteen pahunch chuke the...

hamari used to table par baiththe hi NITS ne apna haath rub kiya aur...

NITS-so ready...!!!

MAI-no need for the ritual...is baar ki party mai dunga...

DIMPLE-hum denge...

MAI-right...

NEW GIRL joki mere baaju me hi baithi thi,woh aur mai ek dusre ko dekhte hue khade ho chuke the...

wahin hum dono ki baat sun baaki sabki nazar hum par tik gayi thi...

EKPREET-abbe aisi kya baat hai jo tum dono ko saath bolni hai woh bhi khade hokar...!!!

MAI-unhhmmm...guyz woh mai,i mean hum...what i am trying to say is ki we...

ANJALI-are a couple...!!!yahi kehna hai...!!!


ANJALI ki baat sun ek dusra ka face dekhne lag gaye the mai aur NEW GIRL...

MAI-tujhe kaise pata...???

NITS-tujhe nahi tum sabko bol...par pehle ye bata ki yahi bolna tha kya tum dono ko...!!!???

MAI-haan...

SONU-sshit yyaar...bbach gaye ddono...

MAI-matlab...!!!

SAM-matlab ye sir ki hum bas wait kar rahe the ki kab bataoge tum dono hum sabko...

aur aaj last day tha tumhare confession ka...

agar aaj bhi nahi bola hota tum dono ne toh temporary banishment dene waale the hum sab tum dono ko group se...

DIMPLE-means tum sabko hi pehle se pata tha...!!!how...???

NAISHA-oh common DIMPLE...bhale hi tumhari tarah einstein ki copy nahi hai hum par we are not blind...we see aur pichle ek hafte se jo chal raha tha tum dono ke beech,usse andekha kaise kar sakte the hum...

NITS-itne dino se mobile rakha hai is kameene ne par kabhi casually bhi out nahi karta tha pehle ye par pichle ek hafte se lagatar chhup chhup ke mobile nikaal chat app me type karta rehta hai...

RASHI-aur iske type karne ke minute bhar baad tumhari ungliyan bhi chalti hai apne phone par...

KHANAK-haan hume chakma dene ke liye turant nahi reply karti tum par ruk kar hi sahi,karti har baar ho...

ab itne stupid toh hai nahi hum ki gour naa karen...

RASHI-and lastly,5 din pehle shaam ko nehru park me jaate hue dekh liya tha maine tumhe...

meri ek choti cousin aayi hui hai jisse ussi park me ghumane gayi thi mai par ghuma nahi paayi...

entry par hi scene jo aisa dekh liya tha maine...

you both were hugging aur woh hug friends waala kahin se nahi lag raha tha mujhe...

and to double my shock,ek dusre ke haathon me haath daal aage badhe the tum dono...

wahin se ulte pair ghum gayi thi mai...

MAI-aur phir group ke saamne mooh faad diya tune...

RASHI-haan,bada waala...

NITS-jiske baad humari nazarein tum dono par aur zyada focused ho gayi...

NAISHA-woh lagatar ek dusre ko dekhna,dekhte hi smile dena, aankhon hi aankhon me ishare,haaye...

mujhe toh tum dono ke beech chal rahi chemistry se hi ishq ho gaya tha...

ANJALI-bottom line...hume pata tha ki you both are a couple and we are happy ki apne life ki itni important baat tum dono ne humse chhupa kar nahi rakhi...

NITS-aur baalak,baalika, toothpick laaya hi nahi mai kyunki party toh tum dono hi dogeeeeeee.....


hooting si ki thi NITS ne jispar table par haath maarte hue baaki sab bhi hooting karne lage the...

is beech SAM table ke upar khada ho gaya tha jiske baad...


SAM-par tum dono jab doge tab doge party but for right now...

boys and girls...both the genders...hear me out...

boyzzz,ye girl dekh rahe ho,DIMPLE BATRA,THE PRON QUEEN,obviously dekh rahe ho aur lagatar dekhte aa rahe ho,par ab nahi kar sakte tum log aisa...

same goes for the girls...

SANVEER AHARYA...one of the most desired boys and the PROM KING for this year of aur school...

you can't see him babes...not anymore because mera yaar ab finally single se committed ho chuka hai with none other than his PROM and now his life queen, DIMPLE...

WOOOOOOOOO.....

SAM ki baat sun jahan mai aur NEW GIRL sir shake kar hasne lage the wahin pura canteen joki exams khatm hone ki wajah se khachakhach bhara hua tha, hooting se gunj utha...


SAM-aur issi khushi me food and drinks are on me...jo khaana hai,peena hai,go for it...no limits....

WOOOOOOOOOOOO.....


SAM ki baat sun ek baar phirse hooting hone lagi thi pure canteen me...


MAI-abbe kya kar raha hai..maana hain sab paise waale ghar se par fokat ka khaane peene ke naam par bhukkad hai saale...

canteen ka last burgar aur beverage bhi naa chhodne waale ye sab...

DIMPLE-he is right SAM...

SAM-chill guyzz... mere friends relationship me hain... more importantly,koi toh hai jiske aage ye khadus finally jhukega...

it's big...aise cause ko celebrate karna hi chahiye aur karunga mai...

and you two dont even think to stop me...

HEY,CONGRATS BUDDY.... CONGRATS BABES....


SAM ki baat puri hui hi thi ki canteen me moujud students baari baari mujhe aur NEW GIRL ko congratulate karne lage the...


MAI-kahan...!!!???

DIMPLE-wash room...

RASHI-chalega...

sabhi girls ek saath kahin nikalne lage the jispar mere sawal par NEW GIRL ke jawab aur uske baad RASHI ke mazak par sabhi has pade the...

MAI-arre thanks yaar.. bachpan se hi girls bathroom dekhna chahta tha mai...

MAI BHI..MAI BHI...MAI BHI...


mere baad sabhi boys ek ke baad ek same chiz bolne lage jispar sharm ki chadar chadh gayi thi sabhi girls je face par...


MAI-chalen phir...!!!

ANJALI-shut up...yahin khade raho...


girls toh chali gayi par students ka mujhe congratulate karne ka daur abhi bhi chaalu tha...


WOWOWO...KIS BAAT KA CONGRATULATIONS BHAI...HUME BHI BATAO...

NITS-ohho...dekho toh kaun aaya hai...!!!

ROUNAK DHOLAKIA...

PRINCE ka SURMA...jiska mere dost ne nikaala tha CHURMA...


ROUNAK joki apne kuch doston ke saath aaya tha yahan,NITS ki baatein sun muskura diya woh but uske baaju me khada ladka chubti aankhon se ghurne laga tha NITS ko...


ROUNAK-true that...

SAM-yahan kyun hai tu ROUNAK...???


SIRIUS me without permission kisi bhi outsider ko aana allowed nahi hota aur rival schools ke students ko toh bilkul bhi nahi...

paper work lagta hai visitors ke liye...

aise me ROUNAK aur uske friends ka yahan hona,it means ki official tha unka visit...


ROUNAK-tumhari PRINCI se kaam tha...

NITS-hain...!!! hamari PRINCI ko tere jaise loosers se kya kaam padh sakta hai...???

ROUNAK-you will know,day after tomorrow...

EKPREET-toh yahan hamare saamne kya karne aaya hai tu...!!!???

ROUNAK-maine suna tha SIRIUS ke students ke liye unka school second home se kam nahi hota...


aur apne ghar aaye mehmaan se itna rudely kaun baat karta hai bhala...!!!


RAJAT-bin bulaaye mehmaan se aise hi pesh aaya jaata hai...now open up,why are you here...

NITS-aur kaike liye...fokat ka burger offer kiya hai naa sabko aaj SAM ne...wahi thoosne ke liye...

MAI-chill NITS...sahi toh bol raha hai ye.. mehmaan hai ye, insult bin wajah GALATH hoga...

ROUNAK-kya baat hai...THE HOT HEADED SANVEER AHARYA,itna cool...

waise mai bas apne is dost ko SAM,tujhse milaane laaya tha...

this is PARAG RAJPUT...and PARAG,this is SAMEER CHANDER... interschool sports and academic champ of dehradun...

ussi bande ko joki NITS ko ghur raha tha, introduce kiya tha ROUNAK ne...

PARAG-hey...

SAM-hey...specific introduction...koi khaas reason...

ROUNAK-he is the next you...

SAM-matlab...!!!

ROUNAK-matlab ye ki teri tarah PARAG is also very good in running... infact,hamare school me jisne bhi isse doudte hue dekha hai,they are sure ki he is better than you...

bottom line,i think this year, you will loose your champs title...

SAM-hahaha...we will see...waise i would love to see your guy run...

par interschool championship me waqt hai abhi...phir abhi se mere saamne iska hype...

don't you think strategically, weak hai aisa karna...

ROUNAK-now that's were you are wrong...

SAM-agaij, matlab...!!!

ROUNAK-again,soon you will know...abhi ke liye bas itna samajh le ki you are gonna loose your title and with that, your respect...

EKPREET-abbe oye...har gali me kutte hote hai aur woh sab doudte hain...kuch toh bohot hi tez...

par kutta kitna hi tez kyun naa bhaage,cheetah ke saamne uski koi aukaad nahi..chal ab badh...

PARAG-you mother fucker...kya bola be tu....!!!

MAI-hey,hey,hey...relax guyz...aur EKPREET...apologize yaar... casual taunts kab se effect karne lag gaye tujhe...


PARAG joki EKPREET ko maarne ke liye uski taraf badh raha tha,uske aur apne doston ke beech aa gaya tha mai aur apna haath PARAG ke chest oar rakh usse rok diya tha maine jispar mere haath ko hatane ke beech ek vyang se bhari muskaan tair uthi thi uske face par...


PARAG-kya ROUNAK...tu toh bol raha tha ki SANVEER ye hai woh hai...

usse ulajhna mat...par ye toh saala fattu hai be...

HAHAHAHA....

jahan PARAG ke taunt par had pade the uske saare friends wahin ROUNAK ke face par tention dikhne lagi thi par jab usne mujhe shaant dekha toh thoda relax hua woh...

par mere doston ka dimag garam ho chuka tha...


NITS-kya bola re maadar...

DIMPLE-chalen guyzzz....


NEW GIRL baaki sabke saath wapas aa gayi thi jinhe dekh NITS ki baaki gaali uske mooh ke andar hi reh gayi...

par NEW GIRL ko dekh PRINCE se aaye lounde aur khaaskar PARAG ka lund aur mooh dwaar,dono khul gaye the...


PARAG-wowwww...damn man...hey, you look hot....hye,i am PARAG....PARAG RAJPUT...

DHAKKKK...AHHHHH...

DAKKKKK....DAKKKK...DAKKKK.....

NEW GIRL ko sir se lekar pair tak check out karne ke beech apna haath taraf badha uski taraf chal pada tha PARAG ki tabhi aaya mai beech me...

aur aisa karne ke beech PARAG ke badhe haath ko pakadte hue ek jhatka diya tha maine jispar pura 360 degree gol shape me gira woh neeche...

tiles ka tha surface jis wajah se acha khasa pain utha tha uske back par...

wahin apne dost ki haalath dekh ROUNAK ke saath khade 3 bande badhe meri taraf par isse pehle ki un sabke do kadam bhi meri taraf badhte,mai sir par tha un teeno ke...

double elbow se do bando ke ears hit karne ke baad aakhri bande ko head hit kiya tha maine...

ye hits itne tez par nape tule the ki kuch samajh paate,isse pehle hi woh teeno zameen par the...

par is beech mere piche pada PARAG khada ho chuka tha aur lapka tha meri taraf lekin tabhi...

hand mere back head ko aim kar chalaya tha usne jispar halka sa side ho bach gaya mai...

hand uske mere left collar se hote hue saamne aa gaya tha jisse pakad ek baad phir forward jhatka diya maine...

taiyar nahi tha PARAG mere aise daaw ke liye aur isiliye ladkhadate hue uska chest meri peeth se takra gaya...

DHADDHHHH....AHHHHH

aisa hote hi apne back power ko use me laate hue kisi bori ki tarah usse uthakar saamne patak diya maine...

is baar ka ground hit thoda zyada ho gaya tha PARAG ke liye...neeche pade pade hi tadapne laga tha woh...


ROUNAK-hey SANVEER...chhod de yaar.. bas taarif hi toh kar raha tha woh....

MAI-DIMPLE BATRA...bandi hai meri ye...

aur SANVEER AHARYA ke girlfriend ki taarif ke kiye taaruf salike se bhara hona chahiye...


jahan meri baat sun ROUNAK ko aage bolne ke liye kuch bacha nahi tha wahin NEW GIRL jisse hamesha self dependent rehne ki aadat thi,mera hakh se usse apna batana bohot acha laga tha...

mere baaju me aakar kuch yun khadi hui woh jaise bin bole hi meri baat ki haqiqat se agaah kar rahi hai woh ROUNAK aur baaki sabko...

wahin mai neeche jahan PARAG gira ab bhi halka halka chatpata raha tha, baitha mai uske paas aur...


MAI-naam guthke ka hai,iska ye matlab nahi ki har jagah peek maarte firega tu...

SANVEER AHARYA ke baare me koi kuch bole aur bolte waqt dar ho uski awaaz me toh maan lena ki sach bol raha hai woh...

aur yaad rahe....



tu bas tehni hai,mujhse bhida toh tere pedh ka jadh bhi UKHAAD DUNGA...


jitni charbi chadhi hai naa beta,ek baar me sab UTAAR DUNGA...

par baat sirf mujh tak rahi toh bas pitega tu magar...

dobara ISPAR nazar bhi uthi teri toh mai sirf pitunga nahi,saale tujhe JAAN SE MAAR DUNGA...









AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...





AAPKA APNA V...J...
Jabardast update..bhai..💥💥
 

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Just fantabulous update vj4u bhai...

Starting with comedy than continue with laughter and moving forward with emotions between friends and then lovers and finally ending with a Bang of actions for opposite team.

What's more can be asked in a single update.

Really loved it 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
 

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SANVY DIMPLE KO HYPOTHERMIA KE ASAR SE BACHA LETA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF VERONICA SANDEEP AUR SHRAYVA KA GHAMAND TOD DETI HAI...

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-73

DATE-8TH NOVEMBER


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SIRIUS





YAAR,MEDICAL ROOM SE THERMOMETER LAA DE BHAI...LAGTA HAI TEMPERATURE NE CENTURY PAAR KAR DIYA HAI...


khudke hi gale aur forehead ko chhute hue SONU se kahi thi ye baat NITS ne...

aaj se hamare mid term exams shuru hone waale the aur first exam tha maths...

isiliye NITS ki fati padi thi...subah school me entry karne ke baad se hi ul julool bake jaa raha tha chutiya joki ab bhi jaari tha...


NITS-aur sun bhai...crocin bhi le aaiyo ek...

MAI-arskalp bhi le aana be...ho sakta hai sharir ke saath gaand bhi garm ho gaya ho...

babasir ka jugaad bhi hona chahiye naa warna question paper dekhte hi iski gaand bhi fat sakti hai...

UMMKKKUMKKKH....

jahan meri baat sun dabi hasne lage gaye the aas paas khade sabhi boys wahin ghoor kar dekha mujhe NITS ne aur...


NITS-faaltu ka senti hua tha mai TAPOVAN me...doob jaana tha tereko udhar hi...

MAI-mai doob bhi jaata toh bhi naa toh aaj ka paper cancel hota naa hi tera gaand fatna...

NITS-chup lawde...ek toh saala mere ko samajh nahi aata ki kisi hoshiyari gaand ne ye exam ka rewaaz shuru kiya...

aur kiya toh kiya, behenchod sab log chal kaahe pade us hoshiyari gaand ke raaste par...

ajeeb hai saala,saal bhar ka fees bharo,class attend karo, teachers ke continous taane suno aur phir exam ka torture bhi jhelo...

waah re jhaantumal magajkamal andam sukdam jhaant sulgam pratha...

SAM-itni kaahe fati hai be teri... revision toh theek se kiya hai tune...

upar se teen din hum sabne group study bhi ki hai jisme mera dimag sabse zyada tune ki khaaya hai...

linear equations, quadratic equations, arithmetical progression,sabke example questions toh solve ho rahe hain tere se...

bas chill kar tu...i am damn sure ki zyada score nahi kar paaya toh bhi passing numbers toh araam se score kar lega tu...

MAI-pehli baar sirf wahi toh nahi karna isne...


NITS ke paas sarak dheere se kahi thi maine ye baat jispar ghur kar dekhne laga woh mujhe...

par SONU jisne meri baat sun li,kaan khade ho gaye the uske isiliye...


SONU-kkaahe...???

NITS-abbe dar ke shahrukh khan...kkk par atakna chhod aur chchch par chup reh jaa...

SONU-cchup loudu...bbata nnaa bhai...

MAI-arre wahi dar ke shahrukh ki bimari...ishq...

ishq ne usse baaghi bana diya toh aur hamare NITS jhaantudhaari ko achiever bana raha hai...

SONU-mmai ssamjha nahi yaar...

MAI-ANI be... toppers me se ek hai naa woh...isiliye isse bhi chul padi hai...

aur kisi me uske takkar ka ho na ho,kamsekam padhayi me toh hoga...

yahi show karna hai lounde ko...

SONU-ohho..ttabhi bhosdika ppichle ek mmahine se kitaab me ghusa hua ttha...

waah rre loudu,aunty ssamjha samjjha kar aur unccle ggaali de ddekar tthak ggaye par kkaan air gaand me jhun ttak na rengi tteri kkabhi aur jjiske ddil mme ttu door door ttak nahi hai,uske lliye chhutar faad ppadhne laga tu...

MAI-ladki ka chakkar babu bhai...ladki ka chakkar...

par acha hi hai naa..baaki akhand chutiya aashiqon ki daaru nahi,kitaab uthayi hai lounde ne...

lage rahe lounde,ek din khada hoga apni manzil ke aage tu...

SONU-ANJALI kke...

MAI-uske ghar ke...khaakhi wardi me tan kar...andar jaayen toh salute maariyo be...

HAHAHAHA....

NITS-BHOSDIKKEEE.....

GOOD MORNING STUDENTS...


jahan meri baat sun SONU hans pada tha wahin usse indirectly darbaan bulaane par bhadak mujhe mukka maarne hi waala tha NITS ki tabhi stage se gunji PRINCI ki awaaz jisse sun wakayi kisi darbaan ki tarah tan kar khada ho chuka tha NITS...



PRINCI-so,aaj se aapke mid term exams shuru ho rahe hain...i hope ki aap sab well prepared honge and will thrive in all your exams...

but i know ki exam date ke reveal hone ke baad se hi ek sawal bhi aap sabke dimaag me continously chal raha hai...

why so early...???har saal november ke end me ya phir december ke first week se mid terms dete aa rahe hain aap sab par is baar teen hafte pehle hi exam date set kiya gaya hai...

yes... their is a reason behind it jiske baare me 3 mahine pehle announcement ki thi maine...

the 100TH ANNUAL SPORTS MEET OF OUR SCHOOL...

waise toh har saal ye sports meet hum kisi festival ki tarah cherish karte hain par is baar ka sports meet teen reasons ki wajah se bohot khaas hai...

pehle dono reasons jaante hain aap sab...

first hai the century of our school and second is the presence of MR JAIDEN CHOWDHARY as the guest of honour for this auspicious occasion...

par ek third reason bhi hai joki second reason se connected hai..

ab woh reason kya hai,ye toh aapko exams ke baad hi pata chalega par abhi ke liye,exam time kyun preponed hua hai,know that...

exams ke baad se sports meet tak senior aur sub junior standards ke sirf first 4 classes hi lagenge...

aakhri 4 classes aap sab jin bhi sports activities me participate karenge,uski practice me utilize karenge...

all the best...

jahan last me exams ke liye sabhi students ko wish kar PRINCI stage se utar chuki thi wahin apni apni class ki taraf jaane ke beech hue announcement ki gossip lagbhag sabhi students ke mooh par the aur aisa hona laazmi bhi tha...

pehle aisa kuch hua jo nahi tha kabhi...pure ek mahine ki self practice karne ka permission mila tha PRINCI se woh bhi school hours me...

NITS-suno be sports ke kidon...gaand faad practice karna is baar...naam kharab nahi hona chahiye mera...

MAI-yes sir...

NITS-tu kis baat par yes sir bol raha hai be...???

MAI-soch raha hun is baar mai bhi participate karun...

NITS-kya baat kar taha hai...phir toh is baar dono bhai milkar saare trophies ghapal lenge...

DIMPLE-so are you set...!!!

MAI-arre you can't even imagine...tumse zyada marks laane waala hun mai...

NITS-aur mai tajmahal kharidne waala hun...


exam start hone me abhi 15 minutes the...apne class ke bahar gallery me khade the hum sab...

NEW GIRL ke sawal par ke mere jawab ko sun mentally frustrated NITS ne taana maara mujhe aur aage badh gaya...

wahin mai uske jawab but most importantly uski frustration ko dekh has pada tha...


DIMPLE-mai exams ki baat nahi kar rahi thi...

i hafte ho gaye tumhe mujhe propose kiye hue par hamare doston ko humne abhi tak bataya nahi hai...

haan,old school format me chupke chupke w.app chat aur milna acha lagta hai mujhe but apne close friends ko itne important fact se unknown rakhna,i don't feel good about it...

so i was asking ki are you set to tell them ya phir....

MAI-am i having second thoughts about you...!!!pichle 7 din me 70 baar ye sawal dekha hai maine tumhari aakhon me...

toh sawal mera hona chahiye...!!!kyun...???kyun lagta hai tumhe aise...

i mean, you are the most beautiful girl i have ever seen... upar se smart ho, witty ho, intelligent ho...

you are a dream girl for any guy...

DIMPLE-no guy is SANVEER AHARYA naa...ye saari qualities agar 10 times amplify bhi kar diya jaaye toh bhi tumhe impress nahi kar sakti...

but,i know you love me...dikhta hai tumhari aankhon me...

MAI-phir shak kaisa...!!!???

DIMPLE-ANJALI...!!!i know she has feelings for you...

kuch kaha nahi,bas dekhne laga tha mai NEW GIRL ko jispar...

DIMPLE-come on... tumhare liye mujhse milte julte ehsaas agar kisi aur me hon toh pata nahi chalega mujhe...!!!

par naahi mujhe uski feelings se koi problem hai na insecurity...infact,jitni pure aur biased woh tumhare liye hai,shayad mai bhi nahi hun...

i adore her, respect her...

MAI-but...!!!

DIMPLE-itni gehri hai dosti hai tum dono ke beech ki uski gehrayi naap nahi paa rahi hun mai...

aur isiliye bas ye jaanana chahti hun ki is gehri dosti ke beech tumhare man me bhi ANJALI ke liye...

MAI-feelings toh nahi hai...

KRRRRRRRR.....

exam bell baj utha tha par NEW GIRL ki aankhein ab bhi mere jawab ke intazar me mujhpar hi tiki hui thi...

MAI-

"jaise kudrat ne nadi ka mukkadar nahi badla,jaisi behti hai woh ,usse waise hi BEHNE DIYA...

hamara bhi rishton ka hamesha ek sa hi falsafa raha...

dosti ko dosti aur pyar ko pyar REHNA DIYA"...

jahan meri shayri ka matlab samajh ek pyari si smile naach uthi thi NEW GIRL ke face par wahin uski smile dekh mere chehre par bhi muskurahat aa gayi thi...

NITS-iski MAA ka...lag gaye loude...ye CHOUBEY SIR ko kaahe invigilator rakha be apna..!!!

bell bajne ke baad bhi gallery me khade ho baaki sabke saath theorms dekhne me laga tha NITS par tabhi saamne se aa rahe CHOUBEY SIR ko dekh sabhi turant class ke andar nikalne lage the...

agle 10 minutes me hamare exams shuru ho chuke the jiske baad agle 2 ghante pure class ka aisa mahoul raha jaise kisi kabristan ka hota hai...

pin drop silence....

KRRRRRRRR...

RAJAT-kya baat hai bhai...paper se pehle tere chehre aur gaand me fark batana bhi mushkil tha aur ab toh tera thobda 1000 watt ke bulb ki tarah chamak raha hai...!!!

2 ghante ki moun saadhna ke baad baaki sab ki tarah apna apna answer sheet jama karwa kar jab hamara group regather hua toh NITS ke face me dikh rahi apaar shaanti ne sabko chownka diya tha...

aur ye shock bas ek din tak nahi chala...




DATE-22ND NOVEMBER

PLACE-SIRIUS




RAJAT-kya baat hai lounde...aaj bhi chehre par wahi chamak... matlab aaj ka paper bhi sahi gaya tera...

EKPREET-maane nikaal lega mid term araam se apna lounda...

NITS-phir...maanta hai ki nahi...

SONU-rresult ttoh aa jaane dde be...pphir maanenge...

NITS-shakal achi na ho naa toh kamsekam baatein achi karni chahiye...

SONU-aisa...pphir kkhud ppar kkaahe apply nahi kkarta ye niyam...

NITS-abbe teri toh...

SAM-chill yaar...aur SONU,kisi bhi chiz ko fake kar sakta hai ye,par exams ko nahi...

past record utha kar dekh le...agar paper wakayi ache nahi gaye hote iske toh iska rona result aane tak chaalu rehta...

par is baar chill hai ye matlab papers wakayi sahi gaye hain iske...

aur issi khushi me,chal be,aaj ki party teri taraf se...

NITS-babaji ka meri taraf se...jo RITUAL hai,wahi rahega... chalo canteen...

jahan apni baat bol NITS aage badh gaya aur baaki sab uske saath ho liye wahin NEW GIRL thodi confused ho gayi thi...

DIMPLE-ritual...!!!!???

KHANAK-hahaha...arre nothing yaar...har exam ke baad hum chill karne ke liye ek party karte hain...

us party ka kharcha kisi ek ko uthana hota hai aur woh kaun hoga,ye toothpick pick se tay hota hai... that's the ritual...

DIMPLE-toothpick...!!!

NAISHA-yup... hum me se koi bhi ek hamare group count jitne matchstick lekar apne grip ke beech rakhta hai...

toothpick ka sirf pointed portion visible hota hai,neeche ka bhaag grip ke andar invisible rehta hai...

un saare invisible parts me se ek toota hua hota hai aur jo koi bhi us toote hue toothpick ko choose karta hai,he or she has to bear the expense of the party...

DIMPLE-nice...

baat karte hue hum sab canteen pahunch chuke the...

hamari used to table par baiththe hi NITS ne apna haath rub kiya aur...

NITS-so ready...!!!

MAI-no need for the ritual...is baar ki party mai dunga...

DIMPLE-hum denge...

MAI-right...

NEW GIRL joki mere baaju me hi baithi thi,woh aur mai ek dusre ko dekhte hue khade ho chuke the...

wahin hum dono ki baat sun baaki sabki nazar hum par tik gayi thi...

EKPREET-abbe aisi kya baat hai jo tum dono ko saath bolni hai woh bhi khade hokar...!!!

MAI-unhhmmm...guyz woh mai,i mean hum...what i am trying to say is ki we...

ANJALI-are a couple...!!!yahi kehna hai...!!!


ANJALI ki baat sun ek dusra ka face dekhne lag gaye the mai aur NEW GIRL...

MAI-tujhe kaise pata...???

NITS-tujhe nahi tum sabko bol...par pehle ye bata ki yahi bolna tha kya tum dono ko...!!!???

MAI-haan...

SONU-sshit yyaar...bbach gaye ddono...

MAI-matlab...!!!

SAM-matlab ye sir ki hum bas wait kar rahe the ki kab bataoge tum dono hum sabko...

aur aaj last day tha tumhare confession ka...

agar aaj bhi nahi bola hota tum dono ne toh temporary banishment dene waale the hum sab tum dono ko group se...

DIMPLE-means tum sabko hi pehle se pata tha...!!!how...???

NAISHA-oh common DIMPLE...bhale hi tumhari tarah einstein ki copy nahi hai hum par we are not blind...we see aur pichle ek hafte se jo chal raha tha tum dono ke beech,usse andekha kaise kar sakte the hum...

NITS-itne dino se mobile rakha hai is kameene ne par kabhi casually bhi out nahi karta tha pehle ye par pichle ek hafte se lagatar chhup chhup ke mobile nikaal chat app me type karta rehta hai...

RASHI-aur iske type karne ke minute bhar baad tumhari ungliyan bhi chalti hai apne phone par...

KHANAK-haan hume chakma dene ke liye turant nahi reply karti tum par ruk kar hi sahi,karti har baar ho...

ab itne stupid toh hai nahi hum ki gour naa karen...

RASHI-and lastly,5 din pehle shaam ko nehru park me jaate hue dekh liya tha maine tumhe...

meri ek choti cousin aayi hui hai jisse ussi park me ghumane gayi thi mai par ghuma nahi paayi...

entry par hi scene jo aisa dekh liya tha maine...

you both were hugging aur woh hug friends waala kahin se nahi lag raha tha mujhe...

and to double my shock,ek dusre ke haathon me haath daal aage badhe the tum dono...

wahin se ulte pair ghum gayi thi mai...

MAI-aur phir group ke saamne mooh faad diya tune...

RASHI-haan,bada waala...

NITS-jiske baad humari nazarein tum dono par aur zyada focused ho gayi...

NAISHA-woh lagatar ek dusre ko dekhna,dekhte hi smile dena, aankhon hi aankhon me ishare,haaye...

mujhe toh tum dono ke beech chal rahi chemistry se hi ishq ho gaya tha...

ANJALI-bottom line...hume pata tha ki you both are a couple and we are happy ki apne life ki itni important baat tum dono ne humse chhupa kar nahi rakhi...

NITS-aur baalak,baalika, toothpick laaya hi nahi mai kyunki party toh tum dono hi dogeeeeeee.....


hooting si ki thi NITS ne jispar table par haath maarte hue baaki sab bhi hooting karne lage the...

is beech SAM table ke upar khada ho gaya tha jiske baad...


SAM-par tum dono jab doge tab doge party but for right now...

boys and girls...both the genders...hear me out...

boyzzz,ye girl dekh rahe ho,DIMPLE BATRA,THE PRON QUEEN,obviously dekh rahe ho aur lagatar dekhte aa rahe ho,par ab nahi kar sakte tum log aisa...

same goes for the girls...

SANVEER AHARYA...one of the most desired boys and the PROM KING for this year of aur school...

you can't see him babes...not anymore because mera yaar ab finally single se committed ho chuka hai with none other than his PROM and now his life queen, DIMPLE...

WOOOOOOOOO.....

SAM ki baat sun jahan mai aur NEW GIRL sir shake kar hasne lage the wahin pura canteen joki exams khatm hone ki wajah se khachakhach bhara hua tha, hooting se gunj utha...


SAM-aur issi khushi me food and drinks are on me...jo khaana hai,peena hai,go for it...no limits....

WOOOOOOOOOOOO.....


SAM ki baat sun ek baar phirse hooting hone lagi thi pure canteen me...


MAI-abbe kya kar raha hai..maana hain sab paise waale ghar se par fokat ka khaane peene ke naam par bhukkad hai saale...

canteen ka last burgar aur beverage bhi naa chhodne waale ye sab...

DIMPLE-he is right SAM...

SAM-chill guyzz... mere friends relationship me hain... more importantly,koi toh hai jiske aage ye khadus finally jhukega...

it's big...aise cause ko celebrate karna hi chahiye aur karunga mai...

and you two dont even think to stop me...

HEY,CONGRATS BUDDY.... CONGRATS BABES....


SAM ki baat puri hui hi thi ki canteen me moujud students baari baari mujhe aur NEW GIRL ko congratulate karne lage the...


MAI-kahan...!!!???

DIMPLE-wash room...

RASHI-chalega...

sabhi girls ek saath kahin nikalne lage the jispar mere sawal par NEW GIRL ke jawab aur uske baad RASHI ke mazak par sabhi has pade the...

MAI-arre thanks yaar.. bachpan se hi girls bathroom dekhna chahta tha mai...

MAI BHI..MAI BHI...MAI BHI...


mere baad sabhi boys ek ke baad ek same chiz bolne lage jispar sharm ki chadar chadh gayi thi sabhi girls je face par...


MAI-chalen phir...!!!

ANJALI-shut up...yahin khade raho...


girls toh chali gayi par students ka mujhe congratulate karne ka daur abhi bhi chaalu tha...


WOWOWO...KIS BAAT KA CONGRATULATIONS BHAI...HUME BHI BATAO...

NITS-ohho...dekho toh kaun aaya hai...!!!

ROUNAK DHOLAKIA...

PRINCE ka SURMA...jiska mere dost ne nikaala tha CHURMA...


ROUNAK joki apne kuch doston ke saath aaya tha yahan,NITS ki baatein sun muskura diya woh but uske baaju me khada ladka chubti aankhon se ghurne laga tha NITS ko...


ROUNAK-true that...

SAM-yahan kyun hai tu ROUNAK...???


SIRIUS me without permission kisi bhi outsider ko aana allowed nahi hota aur rival schools ke students ko toh bilkul bhi nahi...

paper work lagta hai visitors ke liye...

aise me ROUNAK aur uske friends ka yahan hona,it means ki official tha unka visit...


ROUNAK-tumhari PRINCI se kaam tha...

NITS-hain...!!! hamari PRINCI ko tere jaise loosers se kya kaam padh sakta hai...???

ROUNAK-you will know,day after tomorrow...

EKPREET-toh yahan hamare saamne kya karne aaya hai tu...!!!???

ROUNAK-maine suna tha SIRIUS ke students ke liye unka school second home se kam nahi hota...


aur apne ghar aaye mehmaan se itna rudely kaun baat karta hai bhala...!!!


RAJAT-bin bulaaye mehmaan se aise hi pesh aaya jaata hai...now open up,why are you here...

NITS-aur kaike liye...fokat ka burger offer kiya hai naa sabko aaj SAM ne...wahi thoosne ke liye...

MAI-chill NITS...sahi toh bol raha hai ye.. mehmaan hai ye, insult bin wajah GALATH hoga...

ROUNAK-kya baat hai...THE HOT HEADED SANVEER AHARYA,itna cool...

waise mai bas apne is dost ko SAM,tujhse milaane laaya tha...

this is PARAG RAJPUT...and PARAG,this is SAMEER CHANDER... interschool sports and academic champ of dehradun...

ussi bande ko joki NITS ko ghur raha tha, introduce kiya tha ROUNAK ne...

PARAG-hey...

SAM-hey...specific introduction...koi khaas reason...

ROUNAK-he is the next you...

SAM-matlab...!!!

ROUNAK-matlab ye ki teri tarah PARAG is also very good in running... infact,hamare school me jisne bhi isse doudte hue dekha hai,they are sure ki he is better than you...

bottom line,i think this year, you will loose your champs title...

SAM-hahaha...we will see...waise i would love to see your guy run...

par interschool championship me waqt hai abhi...phir abhi se mere saamne iska hype...

don't you think strategically, weak hai aisa karna...

ROUNAK-now that's were you are wrong...

SAM-agaij, matlab...!!!

ROUNAK-again,soon you will know...abhi ke liye bas itna samajh le ki you are gonna loose your title and with that, your respect...

EKPREET-abbe oye...har gali me kutte hote hai aur woh sab doudte hain...kuch toh bohot hi tez...

par kutta kitna hi tez kyun naa bhaage,cheetah ke saamne uski koi aukaad nahi..chal ab badh...

PARAG-you mother fucker...kya bola be tu....!!!

MAI-hey,hey,hey...relax guyz...aur EKPREET...apologize yaar... casual taunts kab se effect karne lag gaye tujhe...


PARAG joki EKPREET ko maarne ke liye uski taraf badh raha tha,uske aur apne doston ke beech aa gaya tha mai aur apna haath PARAG ke chest oar rakh usse rok diya tha maine jispar mere haath ko hatane ke beech ek vyang se bhari muskaan tair uthi thi uske face par...


PARAG-kya ROUNAK...tu toh bol raha tha ki SANVEER ye hai woh hai...

usse ulajhna mat...par ye toh saala fattu hai be...

HAHAHAHA....

jahan PARAG ke taunt par had pade the uske saare friends wahin ROUNAK ke face par tention dikhne lagi thi par jab usne mujhe shaant dekha toh thoda relax hua woh...

par mere doston ka dimag garam ho chuka tha...


NITS-kya bola re maadar...

DIMPLE-chalen guyzzz....


NEW GIRL baaki sabke saath wapas aa gayi thi jinhe dekh NITS ki baaki gaali uske mooh ke andar hi reh gayi...

par NEW GIRL ko dekh PRINCE se aaye lounde aur khaaskar PARAG ka lund aur mooh dwaar,dono khul gaye the...


PARAG-wowwww...damn man...hey, you look hot....hye,i am PARAG....PARAG RAJPUT...

DHAKKKK...AHHHHH...

DAKKKKK....DAKKKK...DAKKKK.....

NEW GIRL ko sir se lekar pair tak check out karne ke beech apna haath taraf badha uski taraf chal pada tha PARAG ki tabhi aaya mai beech me...

aur aisa karne ke beech PARAG ke badhe haath ko pakadte hue ek jhatka diya tha maine jispar pura 360 degree gol shape me gira woh neeche...

tiles ka tha surface jis wajah se acha khasa pain utha tha uske back par...

wahin apne dost ki haalath dekh ROUNAK ke saath khade 3 bande badhe meri taraf par isse pehle ki un sabke do kadam bhi meri taraf badhte,mai sir par tha un teeno ke...

double elbow se do bando ke ears hit karne ke baad aakhri bande ko head hit kiya tha maine...

ye hits itne tez par nape tule the ki kuch samajh paate,isse pehle hi woh teeno zameen par the...

par is beech mere piche pada PARAG khada ho chuka tha aur lapka tha meri taraf lekin tabhi...

hand mere back head ko aim kar chalaya tha usne jispar halka sa side ho bach gaya mai...

hand uske mere left collar se hote hue saamne aa gaya tha jisse pakad ek baad phir forward jhatka diya maine...

taiyar nahi tha PARAG mere aise daaw ke liye aur isiliye ladkhadate hue uska chest meri peeth se takra gaya...

DHADDHHHH....AHHHHH

aisa hote hi apne back power ko use me laate hue kisi bori ki tarah usse uthakar saamne patak diya maine...

is baar ka ground hit thoda zyada ho gaya tha PARAG ke liye...neeche pade pade hi tadapne laga tha woh...


ROUNAK-hey SANVEER...chhod de yaar.. bas taarif hi toh kar raha tha woh....

MAI-DIMPLE BATRA...bandi hai meri ye...

aur SANVEER AHARYA ke girlfriend ki taarif ke kiye taaruf salike se bhara hona chahiye...


jahan meri baat sun ROUNAK ko aage bolne ke liye kuch bacha nahi tha wahin NEW GIRL jisse hamesha self dependent rehne ki aadat thi,mera hakh se usse apna batana bohot acha laga tha...

mere baaju me aakar kuch yun khadi hui woh jaise bin bole hi meri baat ki haqiqat se agaah kar rahi hai woh ROUNAK aur baaki sabko...

wahin mai neeche jahan PARAG gira ab bhi halka halka chatpata raha tha, baitha mai uske paas aur...


MAI-naam guthke ka hai,iska ye matlab nahi ki har jagah peek maarte firega tu...

SANVEER AHARYA ke baare me koi kuch bole aur bolte waqt dar ho uski awaaz me toh maan lena ki sach bol raha hai woh...

aur yaad rahe....



tu bas tehni hai,mujhse bhida toh tere pedh ka jadh bhi UKHAAD DUNGA...


jitni charbi chadhi hai naa beta,ek baar me sab UTAAR DUNGA...

par baat sirf mujh tak rahi toh bas pitega tu magar...

dobara ISPAR nazar bhi uthi teri toh mai sirf pitunga nahi,saale tujhe JAAN SE MAAR DUNGA...









AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...





AAPKA APNA V...J...
amazing update bhai maza aa gya
 
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