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Eh khani uss vele di jad na ta koi TV hunda c nahi bijli te naa hi ahh phone phun hunde cige mtlb ke eh paraane jamane di ek parivaar di hai jo ke bohat gareeb hai te jungle de kol ek chote jaye makaan vich rehnda hai ohh apna guzara jungle cho fruit leke ke pind vich vech ke karde sun jis naal ohna da roti da hilla hi massa hunda c. Ghar sirf ek kamre wala c jis karke kaka te preeti apni maa no roj chud de vekhde c jis gal da pata kamal te ravi nu v c ke ohna de bache ohna nu dekh rahe hai par ohna nu koi fark nahi penda c dono har roj chudai karde c kayi vaar ta ohh dono din dehare shuru ho jande c jis karke kaka te preeti ne ohna nu bohat wari nanga vekhya c jis karan ghar da mahol v bohat khula c. Ek har jado ravi fruit bech ke ghar aaya ta ohnu khasi te khun di ulti aani shuru go gayi jis karan ohde ghar de tension vich aagaye
Kamal– ve kake , ve kake dekhi putt aapne bapu nu ki hoyeya ehnu
Kaka–aaya bebe
Kamal–ve kanjara jaldi ajja kisto maa chuda reha apni bahar khada
(Ghar ch mahol khula c tahi gallan ta aam c ehna ch)
Kaka– kise to ni bebe aageya
(Jad kaka ander aaunda hai ta apne bapu ne es halat ch vekh ke ghbra janda hai )
Kaka – ve bapu! Bebeki hoyeya bapu nu
Kamal– pata ni putt ki hoeya jad da wapas aayega hai tad da khasi te ulti kar reha hai, Tu enjh kar apne bapu nu vaid kol leja
Kaka– ha ha huni leke janda par
Kamal – ki par
Kaka – bebe paise
Kamal – hmm chal ehda kar ajj jehre paise kamaye hai ohh leja ajj apa roti ni khavange
Kaka – thik hai bebe
(Ehne nu picho preeti di awaaj aaundi hai)
Preeti – ki hoyeya bapu nu
Kaka– pata nahi bhene
Preeti– hun urre hi khada rahe ga ja leja vaid ji kol
Kaka– ha ha ja reha
(Kaka apne bapu nu leke viad kol chala janda hai)
Kaka – vaid ji vekheyo ki hoyeya mere bapu nu
Vaid – ki hoyeya
Kaka – pata ni ji jad da ghar aya ulti te khansi kar reha hai
(Vaid ohnu check karda hai te)
Vaid – vekh yaar tere bapu nu ek khatrnak bimari ho gayi hai main hale khuch dwai de dinda haa par hu ess da khyaal rakhna hai eh jor wala kam na kare te na hi jayda masala wala khana khaye te nahi kise di chudai kare
Kaka – thik hai ji
(Te kaka dwaai leke ghar aa janda hai te bapu nu bed te sula denda hai)
Kamal – ki keha vaid ne
Kaka – dsda dssda , sun bapu ek khartar nak bimari ho gayi hai te hun to bapu na hi masala khana khayega te nahi teri chudai karega
Kamal– kyu chudai kyu nahi karega
Mera ta sarna nahi chudai bina
Kaka – sali chudai ch jor lagda hai te bapu nu jor ala kam karna mana hai
Kamal– acha par mera ki hou ga main ta aukha ho jana
(Kamal kuch soch ke)
Kamal– ve chal nahi kardi tere peo naal chudai par meri ek shart hai
Kaka– ki??
Kamal– Tu mainu roj chode ga
Kaka – sali ki keh rahi hai pata tenu
Kamal – ha pata mainu main ki keh rahi hai, meri fuddi ch mainu har roj lan chahida hai nahi ta main pagal hi jana
Kaka– nahi main nahi chodna tenu
Kamal– vekhle preeti di fuddi v tenu dawawangi
Kaka– Tu pagal tani hogi
Kamal – nahi ohh v jawan hai te main kayi vaar vekhya jad tera oro mainu chod da c ta oh fuddi ch ungla pandi c
Kaka – randi ta tu hai te apni dee nu v bana rahi hai
Kamal – ohh v churna chandi hove gi
(Kamal preeti nu awaj maardi hai)
Preeti– hanji bebe
Kamal– bebe di maa di lan Tu ehh dsss Tu apna bhai to chudna
Preeti– ki keh rahe ho tusi
Kamal – ha ya na
(Preeti da muh lal ho janda)
Kamal– je nahi chudna ta koi ni main tera viah karvake tenu tor dendi hai
Preeti – nahi nahi main viah ni karwana main apne bhai naal rehana haa main chudna hai
(Kamal kaka val vekh ke)
Kamal– main keha c na
Kaka – tusi dono pagal ho gaye ho
(Te had painda)
Kamal– chal hoja shuru
Kaka – nahi main tuhanu chodaga jarror par hale nahi kyuki main hale jungle vich bane ohh dere vich ja reha
Kamal– kyu?
Preeti– ha veere! Kyu?
Kaka – vekheya ni bapu de ke paise kharch hoge ta main uthe vaid da kam sikhan ja reha
Kamal– sachi
Kaka–haa bebe
(Kamal khush hoke ohnu gale lalendi hai te kaka nu apni maa de jism da aihsaas hunda hai te oh apni maa di gaand nu hath vich leke dabann kaha da hai)
Kaka– par bebe main wapis aake sab to pehla teri eh gaand mar ni hai
Kama– ha ha put jo marni hoyi marli jine marji marli par tu jana kad hai
Kaka – ajj raat nu nikl na
Kamal– dheyan rakhi aapda
Kaka – ha bebe
(Kamal ohde jaan di te tari kardi hai te raat ho jandi hai te ohde jaan da time ho janda)
Kaka– changa bebe main nikal da te tension na layi te bapu da khyaal rakhi
Kamal – haa putt
Preeti–veere cheti to cheti aana di koshish kari
Kaka – ha ha hun ta teri fudi hi leni hai aake
(Preeti sharma jandi hai)
Kaka – changa bebe
Kamal– changa putt
(Te kaka nikal janda hai dere val nu)
Eh khani uss vele di jad na ta koi TV hunda c nahi bijli te naa hi ahh phone phun hunde cige mtlb ke eh paraane jamane di ek parivaar di hai jo ke bohat gareeb hai te jungle de kol ek chote jaye makaan vich rehnda hai ohh apna guzara jungle cho fruit leke ke pind vich vech ke karde sun jis naal ohna da roti da hilla hi massa hunda c. Ghar sirf ek kamre wala c jis karke kaka te preeti apni maa no roj chud de vekhde c jis gal da pata kamal te ravi nu v c ke ohna de bache ohna nu dekh rahe hai par ohna nu koi fark nahi penda c dono har roj chudai karde c kayi vaar ta ohh dono din dehare shuru ho jande c jis karke kaka te preeti ne ohna nu bohat wari nanga vekhya c jis karan ghar da mahol v bohat khula c. Ek har jado ravi fruit bech ke ghar aaya ta ohnu khasi te khun di ulti aani shuru go gayi jis karan ohde ghar de tension vich aagaye
Kamal– ve kake , ve kake dekhi putt aapne bapu nu ki hoyeya ehnu
Kaka–aaya bebe
Kamal–ve kanjara jaldi ajja kisto maa chuda reha apni bahar khada
(Ghar ch mahol khula c tahi gallan ta aam c ehna ch)
Kaka– kise to ni bebe aageya
(Jad kaka ander aaunda hai ta apne bapu ne es halat ch vekh ke ghbra janda hai )
Kaka – ve bapu! Bebeki hoyeya bapu nu
Kamal– pata ni putt ki hoeya jad da wapas aayega hai tad da khasi te ulti kar reha hai, Tu enjh kar apne bapu nu vaid kol leja
Kaka– ha ha huni leke janda par
Kamal – ki par
Kaka – bebe paise
Kamal – hmm chal ehda kar ajj jehre paise kamaye hai ohh leja ajj apa roti ni khavange
Kaka – thik hai bebe
(Ehne nu picho preeti di awaaj aaundi hai)
Preeti – ki hoyeya bapu nu
Kaka– pata nahi bhene
Preeti– hun urre hi khada rahe ga ja leja vaid ji kol
Kaka– ha ha ja reha
(Kaka apne bapu nu leke viad kol chala janda hai)
Kaka – vaid ji vekheyo ki hoyeya mere bapu nu
Vaid – ki hoyeya
Kaka – pata ni ji jad da ghar aya ulti te khansi kar reha hai
(Vaid ohnu check karda hai te)
Vaid – vekh yaar tere bapu nu ek khatrnak bimari ho gayi hai main hale khuch dwai de dinda haa par hu ess da khyaal rakhna hai eh jor wala kam na kare te na hi jayda masala wala khana khaye te nahi kise di chudai kare
Kaka – thik hai ji
(Te kaka dwaai leke ghar aa janda hai te bapu nu bed te sula denda hai)
Kamal – ki keha vaid ne
Kaka – dsda dssda , sun bapu ek khartar nak bimari ho gayi hai te hun to bapu na hi masala khana khayega te nahi teri chudai karega
Kamal– kyu chudai kyu nahi karega
Mera ta sarna nahi chudai bina
Kaka – sali chudai ch jor lagda hai te bapu nu jor ala kam karna mana hai
Kamal– acha par mera ki hou ga main ta aukha ho jana
(Kamal kuch soch ke)
Kamal– ve chal nahi kardi tere peo naal chudai par meri ek shart hai
Kaka– ki??
Kamal– Tu mainu roj chode ga
Kaka – sali ki keh rahi hai pata tenu
Kamal – ha pata mainu main ki keh rahi hai, meri fuddi ch mainu har roj lan chahida hai nahi ta main pagal hi jana
Kaka– nahi main nahi chodna tenu
Kamal– vekhle preeti di fuddi v tenu dawawangi
Kaka– Tu pagal tani hogi
Kamal – nahi ohh v jawan hai te main kayi vaar vekhya jad tera oro mainu chod da c ta oh fuddi ch ungla pandi c
Kaka – randi ta tu hai te apni dee nu v bana rahi hai
Kamal – ohh v churna chandi hove gi
(Kamal preeti nu awaj maardi hai)
Preeti– hanji bebe
Kamal– bebe di maa di lan Tu ehh dsss Tu apna bhai to chudna
Preeti– ki keh rahe ho tusi
Kamal – ha ya na
(Preeti da muh lal ho janda)
Kamal– je nahi chudna ta koi ni main tera viah karvake tenu tor dendi hai
Preeti – nahi nahi main viah ni karwana main apne bhai naal rehana haa main chudna hai
(Kamal kaka val vekh ke)
Kamal– main keha c na
Kaka – tusi dono pagal ho gaye ho
(Te had painda)
Kamal– chal hoja shuru
Kaka – nahi main tuhanu chodaga jarror par hale nahi kyuki main hale jungle vich bane ohh dere vich ja reha
Kamal– kyu?
Preeti– ha veere! Kyu?
Kaka – vekheya ni bapu de ke paise kharch hoge ta main uthe vaid da kam sikhan ja reha
Kamal– sachi
Kaka–haa bebe
(Kamal khush hoke ohnu gale lalendi hai te kaka nu apni maa de jism da aihsaas hunda hai te oh apni maa di gaand nu hath vich leke dabann kaha da hai)
Kaka– par bebe main wapis aake sab to pehla teri eh gaand mar ni hai
Kama– ha ha put jo marni hoyi marli jine marji marli par tu jana kad hai
Kaka – ajj raat nu nikl na
Kamal– dheyan rakhi aapda
Kaka – ha bebe
(Kamal ohde jaan di te tari kardi hai te raat ho jandi hai te ohde jaan da time ho janda)
Kaka– changa bebe main nikal da te tension na layi te bapu da khyaal rakhi
Kamal – haa putt
Preeti–veere cheti to cheti aana di koshish kari
Kaka – ha ha hun ta teri fudi hi leni hai aake
(Preeti sharma jandi hai)
Kaka – changa bebe
Kamal– changa putt
(Te kaka nikal janda hai dere val nu)