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Bahut bahut shukriya bhaimajedar update ..to maa baap ye soch rahe hai ki aniket aur komal ke bich pyar hai .. aur isliye hanskar maja le rahe hai ..
cantene me avinash aur komal ne aniket ko mast ullu banaya ..
Bahut bahut shukriya bhaimajedar update ..to maa baap ye soch rahe hai ki aniket aur komal ke bich pyar hai .. aur isliye hanskar maja le rahe hai ..
cantene me avinash aur komal ne aniket ko mast ullu banaya ..
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kya likhte ho writer ji has has ke pet dard kar gaya very nice updateUpdate 9
Aniklet, Avinash aur Komal teeno ek se badhkar ek the aur teeno ke dimag ke khurafat bhari huyi thi aur college bole to inke liye apne khurafati ideas ko sakriya karne ki inki apni haq ki jagah, padhai wagaire ka to ye waise bhi itna tension nahi lete the halanki aisa bhi nahi tha ke padhte hi nahi the, padhte the the padhai ke samay padhai jaruri hoti hai teeno ye baat jaante the padhai ke samay padhai aur masti ke samay masti ha ab ye baat alag hai ke masti ko inka 90% time milta tha
Top rank lane ki race me participate karna to dur inhone uski taraf dekh bhi nahi tha, teeno ki rank hamesha beech me rehti thi, aur sabse khas baat ye thi ke teeno bhale hi dinbhar ek dusre ka majak banate rehte ho par kisi ke bhi man me kisi ke liye dwesh bhavna nahi thi thi to sirf aur sirf dosti, teeno jindagi ke in anmol palo ka bharpur aanad lutne me lage the unhe to pata bhi nahi tha ye yahi man aage bhavishya me unke chehro par muskan le aayenge (is bhavna ki tivrata wohi samajh sakta hai joy a to is samay college me hai ya jiska college khatam ho gaya hai aur unhone apne college life ko mukthast jiya hai, jara apne dosto ko aur unke sath bitaye apne palo ko yaad kariye aur jo smile aapke chehre par aayegi uska koi mol nahi laga sakta)
To aise ye hamare buddhijivi khurfatveer is samay ek nayi khurafat dhundhte huye canteen me baithe the aura vi hamesha ki taraf deri se aaya tha tab tak aniket aur komal apne pasandida dish yani vadapav khane me busy the avi bhi unke paas aake baith gaya tab komal vadapav ke sath mirchi kha rahi thi jise dekh ke aniket bola
Aniket-kammo tu mirchi kha leti hai aisi sabut teko tej na lagti kya ?
Komal ne jaise hi aniket ki baat suni wo samajh gayi ke isse mirchi nahi khayi jayegi aur uske dimagi ghode daudne lage arey matlab use nayi khurafat sijh gayi
Komal-anya vadapav ki maja mirchi ke bagair nahi aati, hai na avi
Avinash(mirchi uthate huye)- bilkul sahi par kya kare ye ani se mirchi khayi nahi jati na
Aniket-oye avi tu jyada ud mat samjha, tujhe kya lagta hai maine mirchi nahi khata?
Bas yahi komal ka kaam ho gaya unse yyaha machis ki tili laga di aura b to avi bhai bhi bhadak gaye na
Avinash-abe main to mirchi ke bagair khana bhi nahi khata
Avinash bole jar aha tha aur komal use aur bhi chane ke jhad pe chadha rahi thi aur wo chadh bhi gaya
Aniket-avya itna bhi fekna shai nahi hai chal main bhi kha ke dikhata hu ke ye koi badi baat nahi hai
Komal ne barabar dono ko uksa diya tha aura b to na avi na ani koi bhi piche hatne tayar nahi tha
Avinash-lagi bet? Bol kitne ki bet lagi ?
Aniket-chal lagi hajar rupaye ki
Dono ne canteen wale se plate bhar ke mirchiya bulwayi aur fir shuru hua mirchi khane ka competition, aniket aur avinash dono me se koi haar nahi maan raha tha aur komal wo to mast maje le rahi thi wo kabhi avinash ko support karti to kabhi aniket ko cheer karti aur ab mukabala apne charam pe pahuch raha tha dono parties ne 14-14 mirchiya kha li thi aura b isse jyada khane ki kisi me himmat nahi thi to mutual understanding se ye mukabala unhe yahi khatam karna pada
Ab josh josh me inhone mirchiya to kha li thi par kuch hi samay baad mirchi ne apna kamaal dikhana shuru kar diya aur dono college se sidha ghar ki taraf bhag liye
Us din us mirchi ne kuch aisa kamaal dikhaya ki avinash do acre khet ko kaam aaye itna sendriya khat(khad, organic fertilizer) kheet me faila aaya, aur ye khad failane ka kaam itne speed me shuru tha kea vi bhai ne baad me din bhar payjama pehanne ki risk hi nahi li
Dusri taraf aniket bhi apne ghar ke tanki ka pani khatam karne me laga hua tha, maa ke dhyan kea a gaya tha ke aaj unke yuvraj diwan-e-khas me 7-8 baar jakar aaye hai to akhir maa to maa hoti hai ma wo shahad ki botal lekar aniket ke room me pahuchi, aniket abhi abhi aathva akraman karke baye hath ki laday karke bed par aada pada hua tha, sharir me jaan hi nahi bachi thi uske aur khud se hi badbad kar raha tha
Anikey-haayy! Kammo tera satyanash ho…kide pade tujhe haayy, dusht dakini chudail…baith ke maja le rahi thi waha…haayyy chhodunga nahi
Ab ye sab kya chal raha hai ye kaushalya ke dhyan me aa gaya tha aur wo bhi hasne lagi, us din aur agla ddin aniket aur avinas dono me se kisi ne ghar ke baahar kadam nahi rakha uske agler din….
Subah ka samay tha aur aniket mast apne bed pe pada hua tha tabhi uske kano me awaj aaya
“aniket”
Aniket ko laga ki wo ab bhi neend me hi hai kyuki ya to use sab ani bulate the ya anya bolte the koi bhi itne pyaar se aniket nahi bolta tha isiliye wo waise hi pada raha
“aniket…….ani……ye anya”
Bas anya sunna tha ke aniket tadkan uth ke baith gaya aur saamne dekha to waha komal khadi thi bas fir kya tha use dekhte hi bhai bhadak gaya
Aniket-teri to…..haramio ladki…tu aaj gayi….aaj to tera khun hoga mere hatho
Aur aniket room me idhar udhar dekhne laga to uske hath ek jhadu lag gayi bas fir kyat ha komal ke kuch bolne se pehle hi bechari ko jhadu ka fatka baith gaya aura b apna bachna mushkil hai ye dhyan me aate hi komal kitchen ki taraf bhagi aur aniket uske piche jhadu leke bhaga
Kaku, kaku bachao bolte huye komal kitchen me ghusi aur kaushalya ke piche jakar chip gayi aur piche se aniket jhadu liye waha pahucha
Komal-kaku dekho ye kya kar raha hai
Tab kaushalya aniket ko daatte huye bol
Kushalya-ani kya hai ye sab kyumaar rahe ho bechari ko
Aniket-bichaaaari ye aur bichari arey ye to bhutni hai
Komal ekdun bholi surat bana ke kaushalya ke piche chippi huyi thi
Kaushalya-kuch bhi kya bakte rehte ho
Aniket-maa tumko malum nahi hai ye chudail hai chudail, kammo tu baahar nikal aaj to nahi chhodunga tujhe
Kaushalya(chidhte huye)- arey ye subah subah kya natak lagaya hai? Koi batayega kya hua hai
Fir aniket ne pura kissa une sunaya itne me awaj sunkar narayanrao bhi waha aa gaye aur unhone bhi pura kissa suna to wo hasne lage aur narayanrao aniket ki taraf se bole
Narayanrao-arey beta komal kya hai ye koi aise karta hai kya?
Ab komal kuch bole usse pehle hi kaushalya uski side lete huye boli
Kaushalya-arey mana ki komal ne waisa kaha tha par mirchi khate huye inki akal kaha ghas charne gayi thi, kal ko komal kuye me kudne bolegi to kya ye kud jayenge
Aab jawab me narayanrao kuch bolte isse pehle aniket bol pada
Aniket-dekha…dekha isne aap dono ko bhi ladwa diya, pehle to meko shak tha ab pura yakin hai ye koi jadugarni hai, ye aam ladki hai hi nahi bhut chudail hai ye ab confirm ho gaya meko, amawas ke din asli rup nikalta hoga iska aur raat me jhadu pe ghumti hogi ye, meko malum hai dekha kaise jadu se maa ko ape side kar liya
Tab kaushalya baat khatam karte huye boli
Kaushalya-aaha ha um bhi kuch kam nahi ho nawab sahab wo chudail to tum bhi rkshas ho, itna bada ghodfe jaisa ho gaya hai fir bhi baccho jaise uske piche jhadu leke pada hai, khudko samajh nahi hai aur use chudail keh raha hai, rakh wo jhadu aur ja nahane
Kaushalya se aniket ko daat padte dekh komal has rahi thi
Aniket-kammo daat tod dunga jyada hasi to
Aniket to waha se nikal gaya aur kaushalya komal ko samjhate huye boli
Kaushalya-ye sab kya hai komal aise karta hai kya koi aur thoda to ladkiyo jaise raha karo mujhe batao kyu kiya ye sab?
Komal(aankhen michkate huye)- maja..
Narayanrao has rahe the aur kaushalya ne apne sar pe hath laga liya
Kaushalya-is ladki ka kya hoga bhagwaan jane…..
To Be Continued…..
amazing funny update bhai maza aa gyaUpdate 9
Aniklet, Avinash aur Komal teeno ek se badhkar ek the aur teeno ke dimag ke khurafat bhari huyi thi aur college bole to inke liye apne khurafati ideas ko sakriya karne ki inki apni haq ki jagah, padhai wagaire ka to ye waise bhi itna tension nahi lete the halanki aisa bhi nahi tha ke padhte hi nahi the, padhte the the padhai ke samay padhai jaruri hoti hai teeno ye baat jaante the padhai ke samay padhai aur masti ke samay masti ha ab ye baat alag hai ke masti ko inka 90% time milta tha
Top rank lane ki race me participate karna to dur inhone uski taraf dekh bhi nahi tha, teeno ki rank hamesha beech me rehti thi, aur sabse khas baat ye thi ke teeno bhale hi dinbhar ek dusre ka majak banate rehte ho par kisi ke bhi man me kisi ke liye dwesh bhavna nahi thi thi to sirf aur sirf dosti, teeno jindagi ke in anmol palo ka bharpur aanad lutne me lage the unhe to pata bhi nahi tha ye yahi man aage bhavishya me unke chehro par muskan le aayenge (is bhavna ki tivrata wohi samajh sakta hai joy a to is samay college me hai ya jiska college khatam ho gaya hai aur unhone apne college life ko mukthast jiya hai, jara apne dosto ko aur unke sath bitaye apne palo ko yaad kariye aur jo smile aapke chehre par aayegi uska koi mol nahi laga sakta)
To aise ye hamare buddhijivi khurfatveer is samay ek nayi khurafat dhundhte huye canteen me baithe the aura vi hamesha ki taraf deri se aaya tha tab tak aniket aur komal apne pasandida dish yani vadapav khane me busy the avi bhi unke paas aake baith gaya tab komal vadapav ke sath mirchi kha rahi thi jise dekh ke aniket bola
Aniket-kammo tu mirchi kha leti hai aisi sabut teko tej na lagti kya ?
Komal ne jaise hi aniket ki baat suni wo samajh gayi ke isse mirchi nahi khayi jayegi aur uske dimagi ghode daudne lage arey matlab use nayi khurafat sijh gayi
Komal-anya vadapav ki maja mirchi ke bagair nahi aati, hai na avi
Avinash(mirchi uthate huye)- bilkul sahi par kya kare ye ani se mirchi khayi nahi jati na
Aniket-oye avi tu jyada ud mat samjha, tujhe kya lagta hai maine mirchi nahi khata?
Bas yahi komal ka kaam ho gaya unse yyaha machis ki tili laga di aura b to avi bhai bhi bhadak gaye na
Avinash-abe main to mirchi ke bagair khana bhi nahi khata
Avinash bole jar aha tha aur komal use aur bhi chane ke jhad pe chadha rahi thi aur wo chadh bhi gaya
Aniket-avya itna bhi fekna shai nahi hai chal main bhi kha ke dikhata hu ke ye koi badi baat nahi hai
Komal ne barabar dono ko uksa diya tha aura b to na avi na ani koi bhi piche hatne tayar nahi tha
Avinash-lagi bet? Bol kitne ki bet lagi ?
Aniket-chal lagi hajar rupaye ki
Dono ne canteen wale se plate bhar ke mirchiya bulwayi aur fir shuru hua mirchi khane ka competition, aniket aur avinash dono me se koi haar nahi maan raha tha aur komal wo to mast maje le rahi thi wo kabhi avinash ko support karti to kabhi aniket ko cheer karti aur ab mukabala apne charam pe pahuch raha tha dono parties ne 14-14 mirchiya kha li thi aura b isse jyada khane ki kisi me himmat nahi thi to mutual understanding se ye mukabala unhe yahi khatam karna pada
Ab josh josh me inhone mirchiya to kha li thi par kuch hi samay baad mirchi ne apna kamaal dikhana shuru kar diya aur dono college se sidha ghar ki taraf bhag liye
Us din us mirchi ne kuch aisa kamaal dikhaya ki avinash do acre khet ko kaam aaye itna sendriya khat(khad, organic fertilizer) kheet me faila aaya, aur ye khad failane ka kaam itne speed me shuru tha kea vi bhai ne baad me din bhar payjama pehanne ki risk hi nahi li
Dusri taraf aniket bhi apne ghar ke tanki ka pani khatam karne me laga hua tha, maa ke dhyan kea a gaya tha ke aaj unke yuvraj diwan-e-khas me 7-8 baar jakar aaye hai to akhir maa to maa hoti hai ma wo shahad ki botal lekar aniket ke room me pahuchi, aniket abhi abhi aathva akraman karke baye hath ki laday karke bed par aada pada hua tha, sharir me jaan hi nahi bachi thi uske aur khud se hi badbad kar raha tha
Anikey-haayy! Kammo tera satyanash ho…kide pade tujhe haayy, dusht dakini chudail…baith ke maja le rahi thi waha…haayyy chhodunga nahi
Ab ye sab kya chal raha hai ye kaushalya ke dhyan me aa gaya tha aur wo bhi hasne lagi, us din aur agla ddin aniket aur avinas dono me se kisi ne ghar ke baahar kadam nahi rakha uske agler din….
Subah ka samay tha aur aniket mast apne bed pe pada hua tha tabhi uske kano me awaj aaya
“aniket”
Aniket ko laga ki wo ab bhi neend me hi hai kyuki ya to use sab ani bulate the ya anya bolte the koi bhi itne pyaar se aniket nahi bolta tha isiliye wo waise hi pada raha
“aniket…….ani……ye anya”
Bas anya sunna tha ke aniket tadkan uth ke baith gaya aur saamne dekha to waha komal khadi thi bas fir kya tha use dekhte hi bhai bhadak gaya
Aniket-teri to…..haramio ladki…tu aaj gayi….aaj to tera khun hoga mere hatho
Aur aniket room me idhar udhar dekhne laga to uske hath ek jhadu lag gayi bas fir kyat ha komal ke kuch bolne se pehle hi bechari ko jhadu ka fatka baith gaya aura b apna bachna mushkil hai ye dhyan me aate hi komal kitchen ki taraf bhagi aur aniket uske piche jhadu leke bhaga
Kaku, kaku bachao bolte huye komal kitchen me ghusi aur kaushalya ke piche jakar chip gayi aur piche se aniket jhadu liye waha pahucha
Komal-kaku dekho ye kya kar raha hai
Tab kaushalya aniket ko daatte huye bol
Kushalya-ani kya hai ye sab kyumaar rahe ho bechari ko
Aniket-bichaaaari ye aur bichari arey ye to bhutni hai
Komal ekdun bholi surat bana ke kaushalya ke piche chippi huyi thi
Kaushalya-kuch bhi kya bakte rehte ho
Aniket-maa tumko malum nahi hai ye chudail hai chudail, kammo tu baahar nikal aaj to nahi chhodunga tujhe
Kaushalya(chidhte huye)- arey ye subah subah kya natak lagaya hai? Koi batayega kya hua hai
Fir aniket ne pura kissa une sunaya itne me awaj sunkar narayanrao bhi waha aa gaye aur unhone bhi pura kissa suna to wo hasne lage aur narayanrao aniket ki taraf se bole
Narayanrao-arey beta komal kya hai ye koi aise karta hai kya?
Ab komal kuch bole usse pehle hi kaushalya uski side lete huye boli
Kaushalya-arey mana ki komal ne waisa kaha tha par mirchi khate huye inki akal kaha ghas charne gayi thi, kal ko komal kuye me kudne bolegi to kya ye kud jayenge
Aab jawab me narayanrao kuch bolte isse pehle aniket bol pada
Aniket-dekha…dekha isne aap dono ko bhi ladwa diya, pehle to meko shak tha ab pura yakin hai ye koi jadugarni hai, ye aam ladki hai hi nahi bhut chudail hai ye ab confirm ho gaya meko, amawas ke din asli rup nikalta hoga iska aur raat me jhadu pe ghumti hogi ye, meko malum hai dekha kaise jadu se maa ko ape side kar liya
Tab kaushalya baat khatam karte huye boli
Kaushalya-aaha ha um bhi kuch kam nahi ho nawab sahab wo chudail to tum bhi rkshas ho, itna bada ghodfe jaisa ho gaya hai fir bhi baccho jaise uske piche jhadu leke pada hai, khudko samajh nahi hai aur use chudail keh raha hai, rakh wo jhadu aur ja nahane
Kaushalya se aniket ko daat padte dekh komal has rahi thi
Aniket-kammo daat tod dunga jyada hasi to
Aniket to waha se nikal gaya aur kaushalya komal ko samjhate huye boli
Kaushalya-ye sab kya hai komal aise karta hai kya koi aur thoda to ladkiyo jaise raha karo mujhe batao kyu kiya ye sab?
Komal(aankhen michkate huye)- maja..
Narayanrao has rahe the aur kaushalya ne apne sar pe hath laga liya
Kaushalya-is ladki ka kya hoga bhagwaan jane…..
To Be Continued…..