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Incest DARINDA THE DEVIL (Completed)

Aap is story mein kis type ka sex chahte hain

  • Romantic sex

    Votes: 90 58.8%
  • Hardcore sex

    Votes: 56 36.6%
  • Rough sex

    Votes: 43 28.1%
  • Bondage sex

    Votes: 24 15.7%

  • Total voters
    153
  • Poll closed .

Iron Man

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UPDATE 65
kuch der tak main seema ke upar pada raha
Uske baad main uske upar se uth gaya
Aur use dekhne laga
Haramzaadi abhi bhi muskura rahi thi
Main apni mind power unlock kar diya
Jiske baad mujhe seema ki man ki baatein sunayi dene lagi

Haye pati dev maara daala
Itni buri tarah se mere bhosde ko maare hain
Aah maa kitna dard ho raha
Phir bhi main khush hoon
Ki mere pati ne mere kiye ki mujhe saza di
Woh ab mere pati parmeshvar
Yeh ab mere saath Jo bhi karenge
Main mujhe sweekaar hoga
Bhale hi mujhe yeh aise hi saza dete rahein
Kam se kam inhein khushi toh milegi

Seema ki man ki baatein sunke
Main samajh gaya
Ki woh sachmein mujhe pyar karne lagi hai
Main uske sharir ko dekhne laga
Buri tarah se uska gora sharir laal ho gaya tha
Tabhi meri najar tulsi pe padi

Haaye raam dekho toh abhi bhi lund khada hai damaad ji ka
Aakhir insaan hain ki nahi yeh
Yeh main kya soch rahi hoon
Kahin woh phirse mujhe chodne na kag jaye
Meri boor aur gaand dono ko khet khet ki tarah jot Apne hal se unhone
Aah maa bahut dard ho raha hai

Main jhunjla gaya undono ki man ki baate jaanke
Kareeeb dedh ghante tak main undono ko choda tha
Jisse undono ke andar uthne ki himmat nahi thi
Main chahta toh unhein theek kar deta
Lekin main kiya nahi
Uske baad main Apne kapde pehen liya
Seema ki ankho mein ansu the
Tabhi seema uthne lagi
Use badi takleef ho rahi thi
Badi mushkil se woh bed se utri
Aur rengte hue mere paas aagayi
Aur mere pair pakad li
Seema...rote hue...main jaanti hoon
Mera gunaah maafi layak nahi hai
Phir bhi aap mujhe meera kaaki ke liye maaf kar dijiye
Pata nahi main woh sab kyun kar gayi
Aap zindagi bhar mujhe Aisi saza dijiye
Lekin mujhe maaf kar dijiye

Main kuchh nahi bola
Aur room se bahar aagaya
Dekha tulsi ki chhoti beti Riya
Mujhe sehmi hui dekh rahi thi
Main use ignore kiya
Aur phir wahan se Apne ghar chala aaya
Ghar aate hi mujhe neha ne pakad liya
Aur mere kaan kheenchne lagi
Main... kya kar rahi hai karamjali
Neha...gusse mein.. apni badi behen ko karam jali kehta hai
Bata kahan gaya tha
Ek din bhi tujhe bina chudai ke chain nahi milta
Main... puchh rahi hai
Ya phir bata rahi hai
Neha...bata kahan gaya tha
Main...seema aur uski maa tulsi dono ko chodke aaraha hoon

Yeh sunte hi neha mera kaan chhod di
Uski ankho mein ansu aagaye
Main...chinta mat kar rape nahi kiya hai
Un dono ka
Agar mujhpe bharosa nahi hai
Toh kal jaake uske ghar puchh liyo

Neha mujhe dekhne lagi
Neha...kya tera dukh kam hua
Kya mili tere dil ko tasalli
Main....nahi
Woh khushi kuchh pal ki thi
Jo sirf mera waham tha
Aaj bhi mujhe siya yaad aati hai
Mera hone wala bachcha yaad aata hai

Yeh bolke main khaat pe baith gaya
Neha bhi mere paas baith gayi
Neha....dukhi kyun hota hai
Sabko ek na ek din khushi milti hai
Tujhe bhi mil jaayegi
Tujhe bhi kisi se pyar hoga dobara
Main...mujh jaise darinde ko ab pyar nahi hota
Aur waise bhi main pyar se door rehta hoon
Neha...aisa mat bol
Tu jaanta hai na main tujhse kitne pyar karti hoon
Tere Bina jee nahi sakti
Main....dekh neha tujhe ab main sach sach batata hoon
Ki main kaisa insaan hoon
Uske baad tu mujhe sach sach batana
Ki tu mere baare mein kya sochti hai
Tujhe Mummy ki kasam
Neha...theek hai

Phir main gaon mein aane se abhi tak jo bhi main kiya
Bas Lucifer aur baba se judi baatein chhodke
Sab bata diya neha ko
Jiske baad woh mujhe dekhne lagi
Main...ab bata tu mere baare mein kya sochti hai

Tabhi neha mujhe thappad maar di
Mujhe nahi lagta ki neha ne kabhi kisi ko utna zordaar thappad maara hoga
Main use dekhta raha
Neha...yeh ishita ke liye tha

Phir neha mujhe ek aur thappad maar di
Neha... yeh pooja didi ke liye tha

Phir neha mujhe dekhne lagi
Uski ankho mein aansu the
Neha.. maine tujhe thappad maara hai
Ab tu jo saza mujhe dena chahta hai de de
Main...faaltu ki baatein mat kar
Mujhe faraq nahi padta tu kitni jor se mujhe thappad maarti hai
Tum sab behne meri jaan ho
Warna main apni waisi zindagi chhodke kabhi tum sabke sath nahi rehta
Tum sab behne hi toh mera poora sansaar ho
Tujhe pata hai
Jab maine maa ki.laash dekhi
Toh maine socha
Ki kyun na main seema se badla leke
Apne aapko surrender kar doon
Aur apni baaki ki jindagi jail mein kaatu
Lekin phir baad mein mujhe maa ka letter mila
Jiske baad maine soch liya
Ki ab mujhe tum sab ke sath isi gaon mein Rehna hai
Bhale hi main darinda hoon
Jis din tu mujhe kahegi ki rahul tu ek darinda hai
Apna seena cheerke apna dil nikaal ke mere hath mein rakh de
Main bina soche kar jaaunga

Yeh bolke main neha ko dekhne laga
Pata nahi aaj mujhe neha itni sunder kyun dikh rahi thi
Kya tha uske andar aisa jo main uski man ki baatein nahi jaan paata tha
Kitni khubsurat thi meri neha
Ek dum siya ke Jaisi
Ya phir usse bhi sundar jo main maan na nahi chahta tha
Main use usi Tarah dekhta raha
Jab tak woh apna chehra aage karke
Apne hont mere hont pe nahi rakh di
Woh mujhe kiss karne lagi
Hum dono ko yeh ehsaas tak nahi hua
Ki humara poora parivar humein dekh raha tha
Meri sab behne
Meri chaaro chaachi
Richa toh apni ankhein faade mujhe dekh rahi thi
Pooja myksura rahi thi
Aur meri teeno chachi thodi shock thi
Lekin phir bhi woh mere liye khush thi
Main jab humari saans ukhadne lagi
Tab jaake main kiss tod diya
Neha mujhe dekhne lagi
Uski aankho sharam tair rahi thi
Saansein tez chal rahi thi
Uski chhati upar neeche ho rahi thi.jisse uske natural doodh aage peechhe ho rahe the
Main ek baar phir neha ko honto ko qaid kar liya
Aur unhein badi shiddat ke sath chusne laga
Honey se bhi jyada meethe the meri neha ke hont
Bilkul gulaab ki pankkhudiyo jaise
Ankhein ek dum nashili
Jismein kho jaane ka man kare
Kiss karte hue main use apni baaho mein le liya
Neha Apne pair mere kamar pe lapet di
Main use kiss karne mein laga hua tha.
Woh mujhe kiss karne mein lagi hui thi
Na woh mujhse alag hona chahti thi
Na main usse alag
Tabhi koi humare paas aaya

Laaj sharam toh bachi Nahi hai dono mein
Suhagrat bhi yahin mana lo

Main kiss todke dekha toh richa khadi thi
Yeh sunte hi neha apna chehra mere seene mein chhipa li
Main richa ka hath pakad liya
Main...ab aapko itni hi jalan ho rahi hai toh aap bhi aajao
Aao aapko jannat ki sair karwa doon
Richa..maar khaayega ab tu mujhse
Ek toh apni sagi behen ko apni baaho mein liye apni biwi samajhke chum raha hai
Aur ab mujhpe teri najar gandi ho rahi hai
Main...iska matlab aap Apne aap ko sundar nahi samajhti ho
Theek hai mera kya jaata hai

Yeh maine bola hi tha
Ki neha meri kamar mein chimti kaat li
Main use apni baaho mein daboch liya
Aur uska maatha choom liya
Koi ladki mere itne kareeb ho.aur main uski boor na maaru
Aisa ho nahi sakta
Lekin aaj neha meri god mein baithi mujhse lipti hui thi
Mera lund ek dum lohe jaisa ho chuka tha
Jo uski gaand mein chubh raha tha
Phir bhi mera man nahi kar raha tha
Ki main use chodu
Ajeeb baat hai na
Richa...are behsharam jaa ise leke room mein jaa
Wohin jaake yeh sab kar
Kahin koi gaon wala aagaya
Toh hum badnaam ho jayenge
Main.... unki maa ka bhosda
Madarchodo ko zinda zameend gaad dunga
Aur unke ghar ki aurto ko nanga karke chodunga
Main koi doodh wala nahi hoon
Kisi ka bhi sar kaat dunga
Toh kisi ki himmat nahi hai
Ki woh apna sar utha de

Meri yeh baatein sunke ek pal ke liye richa bhi ghabra gayi
Ghar mein sirf pooja aur neha jaanti thi
Ki main aisa kyun hoon
Tabhi neha mere gaal sehlane lagi
Aur richa ki taraf dekhi
Neha... aap sabko yahan bula lo
Mujhe unhein kuchh batana hai

Richa ne waisa hi kiya
Meri sab behne
Chachi sab dusre khaat pe baithi hui thi
Mujhe nahi pata tha ki neha karna kya chahti hai
Tabhi neha be bolna shuru kiya
Jab rahul ko maa ne Ghar se nikaal diya
Main neha ke munh pe hath rakh diya
Neha...batane dijiye na
Aapko meri kasam
Main...komal gudiya tum jao yahan se
Neha...use bhi sunne dijiye
Aapko aur mujhe dekhke sabse jyada use ajeeb lag raha hai abhi
Baaki sab toh samah bhi jaayenge
Lekin woh nahi samajh payegi

Main chup ho gaya
Uske baad neha unhein batane lagi
Ki mere yahan se jaane ke baad mere sath kya kya hua
Jaise jaise neha batati ja Rahi thi
Wiase waise sabki ankhein hairat se fail rahi thi
Kuch hi palo mei. Unki ankho mein ansu aagaye
Usne wohinn tak bataya jis din main tak main gaaon nahi aaya tha
Maa ke dehant mein

Sab mujhe dekh rahi thi
Sabki aankho mein aansu the
Hema chachi mere sar ko sehlaane lagi
Jo Roopa mujhe bachpan se Marti thi
Woh bhi aaj mere liye ro rahi thi
Jis shaanti chachi ke pati ko main maara tha
Aur woh abhi tak theek nahi hua tha
Us shaanti chachi ki ankho mein bhi ansu the
Rekha...mere bete ke sath itna sab kuchh ho gaya
Aur mujhe pata nahi tha
Hema.. rote hue... kaash main us din tujhe rok li hoti
Tu toh mere jigar ka tukda tha
Lekin main tere liye kuchh nahi kar paayi
Roooa.... Rahul mujhe maaf kar de
Main humesha bhabhi ko taane maarti thi
Ki usne ek rapist ko janam diya hai
Mujhe maaf kar de rahul

Raani ko toh bas jail ka pata tha
Lekin Jaise hi usne poori baat suni
Woh fut fut ke rone lagi
Main...kyun ro rahi ho meri gudiya raani
Woh sab ho chuka hai
Main ab tumhare saamne hoon
Rona band karo

Raani mujhse lipat gayi
Main uske aansu pochha
Main...bas bhi karo kitna roti ho
Main hoon na tumhare paas

Tabhi meri najar komal pe padi
Uspe toh dukho ka pahad toot pada
Woh yeh sab baatein seh nahi paayi
Aur behosh ho gayi
Pooja...komal gudiya kya hua tujhe
Komal

Main komal ke maathe pe apna rakhkha
Aur use hosh aagyaa
Komal hosh mein aate hi mujhe dekhne lagi
Aur mujhse lipat gayi
Uska rona band hi nahi ho raha tha
Main...isi liye main mana kar raha tha

Tabhi neha komal ke sar pe hath feri
Neha...gudiya tere bhaiya tere paas hain
Aur ab bilkul theek hain
Agar tu aise karegi
Toh tere bhaiya ko dukh hoga
Kya tu Apne bhaiya ko dukh dena chahti hai
Kya tu chahti hai
Ki tere bhaiya teri wajah se dukhi ho jaayein
Komal...rote hue...nahi bhaiya aap dukhi mat hoiye
Main nahi roungi ab
Please aap meri wajah se dukhi mat hoiye
Please BHAIYA
Main... main dukhi nahi hoon gudiya
Tum chinta mat karo
Main dukhi nahi hoon

Yeh kehke main komal ke maathe pe kiss kar diya
Tabhi raani ne aisa kuchh bola
Ki sabki hansi chhut gayi
Raani...jeeja jee jab meri neha didi ko apni dulhan bana rahe hain

Yeh sunke neha ka chehra sharam se laal ho gaya
Aur woh apna munh mere seene mein chhipa li
Sab hansne lage
Komal bhi muskura di
Main..bahut jald pyaari saali
Main...man mein...ek baar infinity stones hath lag jaane
Uske baad maa ko zinda karunga
Siya ko zinda karunga
Uske baad jaake kuch aur sochunga
Lekin pehle us madarchod lala ki maa chodunga
Yeh sab usi dalle ka kiya dhara hai
Judge ke sath jaisa kiya tha
Usse bhi bura us madarchod ke sath karunga
Aaj itne saalo baad mujhe sukun mil raha tha
Neha meri baaho mein thi
Mera parivar phirse mujhe pyar karne laga tha
Aur behenchod main muskuraye ja raha tha
Abhi hum sab aise baithe hi the
Ki majhle chacha ki biwi aur dono beti ki ghar mein entry hui
Kya maal thi teeno maa beti yaar
Jis din main sudhir ko maara tha
Uske agle din hi yeh teeno bhaag gayi thi
Malti chachi poori desi aurat thi
Kavya ke doodh haaye
Saali ke itne bade doodh kaise the yaar
Bina kisi se dabwaye hue
Wohin kavita bhi bilkul Apni behen pe gayi thi
Uske doodh toh usse bhi bade the yaar
Main dono ko dekhke aahein bharne laga
Teeno mujhe bina kapdo ke dikh rahi thi
Tabhi neha apna munh mere kaan ke paas leke aayi
Neha...bas kijiye na
Ab aankho se hi sab kuch kar lenge kya

Yeh sunke meri gaand fat gayi...

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UPDATE 69
Meena...main tayyar hoon

Tabhi wahan lala aagaya
Uske sath mein ek aur aurat thi
Jo ki meena ko behen thi
Uska naam jyoti tha
Yeh dono abhi abhi chudai karke aaye the
Main... ek baat tujhe aur batata hoon
Yeh teri behen jyoti Aur tera pati
Dono chudai karke aaye hain

Yeh sunke meena ki ankho mein khoon utar aaya
Lala ne jaise hi mujhe dekha
Uske pair kaanpne lage
Meena...main tayyar hoon
Lekin aap mujhse vaada kijiye
Ki meri behen jyoti ko Patak patak ke chodenge
Meri dono beti ka saari randipana nikaal denge...
Main...tu jaake gate lock kar
Main lala ko baandhta hoon

Ek aur seal pack gaand haaye
Aaj toh bada maza aane waala tha
4 seal pack gaand
Ek baat toh main bataya hi nahi
Meena ritu manju aur jyoti chaaro ne jab se mujhe dekha tha
Unki boor paani bahaye ja rahi thi.....
Meena jaake gate lock kar di
Main ritu aur manju ka dupatta le liya
Aur lala ke paas chala gaya
Lala are are karta reh gaya
Aur main uske hath pair baandh diya
Jyoti..yeh kya kar rahe ho
Paagla toh nahi ho gaye ho

Abhi jyoti ne yeh bola hi tha
Ki meena ne use baalo se pakad liya
Jyoti cheekh padi
Jyoti...aaah didi yeh kya kar rahi ho
Meena...chup chhinaal
Tujhe mera hi ghar mila tha
Barbaad karne ko
Meri chhoti behen hoke mere hi Pati se chudwati.hai

Yeh sunke jyoti shock ho gayi
Main ritu aur manju ko apne paas aane ka ishaara kiya
Woh mere paas aagayi
Main... utaar dono Apne kapde

Ritu aur manju dono ek dusre ko taraf delh
Yeh sunke ritu aur manju apne kapde utaarne lagi
Jaise jaise woh apne kapde utaarti gayi
Main unke sharir ko dekhke aahein bharta raha
Kuchh hi der mein woj dono poori nangi ho gayi
Udhar meena ne Jyoti ko saari nikaal fenki
Jyoti...didi yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahi ho
Jeeja ji toh sirf mujhe bus stand se laane gaye the
Meena...jhuth bolti hai kutiya

Yeh bolke meena jyoti ko thappad maarne lagi
Jyoti cheekhne lagi
Main bina deri kiye apne kapde utaar fenka
Jaise hi ritu aur manju ne mere lund ko dekha
Un dono ki saans hi atak gayi
Manju ritu ki taraf dekhne lagi
Udhar meena ne jyoti ko poori tarah nangi kar diya tha
Meena jyoti ko kheenchte hue mere paas leke aayi
Jyoti bhi ka sharir bhi kuchh kam nahi tha
Meena...sabse pehle ise Patak Patak ke chodiye

Jyoti...rote hue...nahi didi aisa mat karo
Main aapko behen hoon
Meena...jab tu mere pati se chudwa sakti hai
Toh yeh toh mere maalik hain
Inse chudwana toh tera farz hai

Tabhi meena aur jyoti ki najar mere lund pe padi
Meena...haaye daiyya
Yeh kya hai Rahul jee
Main...lund hai meri jaan
Jo aaj tum sab ki faadega
Meena...maar daalega yeh humein rahul jee
Main...chinta mat karo
Abhi tak bahuto ki boor mein ja chuka hai
Aur woh sab abhi tak zinda hain
Meena...yeh rahi aapki chhinaal
Ise itna chodiye
Ki iski boor ek dum thandi ho jaaye
Main...ghutno ke bal baith ja randi
Jyoti...main nahi baithungi
Main... Meena laana jara
Rasoi se belan
Iski gaand mein daalu
Jyoti... baith rahi hoon

Yeh bolke jyoti baith gayi
Main uske munh pe thappad maarne laga
Jisse uske munh laal ho gaye
Main.. munh khol randi

Jyoti Apna munh khol di
Main uske munh mein lund pel diya
Aur uske munh ko buri tarah se chodne laga
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Uski aankhein bahar ko aagayi
Uski ankho mein aansu nikalne lage
Meena jyoti ka sar pakde
Use aage peechhe kar rahi thi
Main jyoti ke munh se lund nikaala
Jyoti buri tarah se khaansne lagi
Main dobara uske munh mein lund pel diya
Uske munh ko chodne laga
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Ritu aur manju ki gaand fat gayi yeh dekhke
Lekin maza toh unhein bhi aaraha tha
Phir main jyoti ke munh se lund nikaala
Aur use ghodi banne ko bola
Jyoti jaldi se ghodi ban Gayi
Main uske PEECHHE aaya
Aur uski boor pe apna lund set kiya
Aur bina deri kiye ek hi baar mein apna poora lund uski boor mein utaar diya
Jyoti cheekhte cheekhte behosh ho gayi
Uski boor se khoon nikalne laga
Ritu...maa kahin mausi mar toh nahi gayi
Meena...yeh randi ek number ki chudakkad aurat hai
Yeh lund se nahi marne waali
Paani laake iske munh pe maar mujhe iski cheekhein sunni hain

Ritu jaldi se paani leke aayi
Aur jyoti ke munh pe maar di
Jyoti hosh mein aate hi rone lagi
Chhatpatane lagi
Main use chodne laga
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Jyoti... rote hue... Didi main mar jaaungi
Mujhe bacha lo
Iska lund meri bachchedaani ko mere pet mein dhakel raha hai
Mera pet fat jaayega Didi
Oh maa didi mujhe maaf kar do
Main dobara aisi galti kabhi nahi karungi
Aah maa

Kuchh der tak Jyoti roti rahi
Aur main use chodta raha bina ruke
Kuch der baad jyoti bhi maze lene lagi
Jyoti...haaye didi kahan se dhund liya tumne aisa mard
Yeh toh bahut tagdi chudai karta hai
Aah maa didi bahut maza aaraha hai
Meena...tu toh hai hi chhinaal
Abhi ro rahi thi
Aur abhi maze le rahi hai

Wohin jyoti ki chudai dekhke baaki teeno apni boor seha rahi thi
Kuch der mein jyoti jhadne lagi
Uske jhadte hi main uski boor se Apna lund nikaala
Aur uski gaand pe set kiya
Jyoti jhadne mein mast thi
Main bina deri kiye
Uski gaand mein pel diya
Jyoti buri tarah se cheekh padi
Aur behosh ho gayi
.meena bhi ghabra gayi
Main...dekh kya rahi hai
Hosh mein la is boorchodi ko

Uske baad manju dobaara uske munh pe paani daali
Jyoti hosh mein aate hi mujhe gaali dene lagi
Main bina deri kiye ek aur dhakka maara
Aur apna poora lund uski gaand mein utaar diya
Woh phirse behosh ho gayi
Manju phirse uske munh pe paani maari
Jyoti hosh mein aate hi mujhse rehem ki bheekh maangne lagi
Lekin main kahan maanne wala tha
Main uski gaand mein apna lund pelne laga
Uski gaand se khoon
Aur safed paani nikal raha tha
Kuchh der mein boorchodi ko maza aane laga
Main tabadtod uski gaand mein dhakke maara raha
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Jyoti...aah didi mujhe toh pata hi nahi tha gaand marwane mein itna maza aata hai
Warna main kabka marwa chuki hoti
Aah maa didi aap bhi marwana gaand apne maalik se

Meena lala ki taraf dekhi
Jo mujhe jyoti ko chodte hue dekh raha tha
Meena lala ke paas gayi
Aur apni boor ke uske munh ke paas leke khadi ho gayi
Kuchh hi der mein uski boor se dhaar Nikli
Aur woh lala ke munh pe mootne lagi
Idhar main jyoti gaand tab tak maarta raha
Jab tak woh jhad nahi gayi
Jaise hi woh jhadi main use chhod diya
Mere chhote hi woh ludak gayi
Aur lambi lambi saansein lene lagi
Main...chal meri randi ritu ab tu aaja
Dar mat tujhe iske jaise bilkul bhi nahi chodunga

Yeh sunke ritu mere paas aagayi
Main use apna munh kholne ko bola
Jaise hi woh apna munh kholi
Main uske munh mein lund pel diya
Aur Uske munh ko chodne laga
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Meena wapas mere paas aagayi
Aur mujhe kiss karne lagi
Yeh saali toh aur chhinaal ban gayi hai
Ek taraf main uski beti ke munh ko chod raha tha
Dusri Taraf woh muhe kiss kar rahi thi
Kuch der tak ritu ke munh ko chodne ke baad main apna lund uske munh se nikaala
Woh rone lagi
Meena...aah meri bachchi
Kyun roti hai
Abhi tih teri boor mein bhi yeh lund jayega
Tab jee bharke ro lena

Yeh bolke meena ne ritu ke chuchiyo ko masal diya
Ritu ke munh se aah nikal gayi
Main ritu ko ghodi banaya
Aur uske boor pe apna lund set kiya
Meena...ek hi baar mein daal dena rahul jee
Bahut randaapa sujhta hai ise
Aaj iska saara randipana nikaal dijiye

Yeh sunte main ritu ki kamar ko jor se pakda
Aur pel diya poora lund ek hi baar mein
Ritu cheekh padi
Aur uski boor se khoon nikalne laga
Kuchh der tak cheekhne ke baad woh behosh ho gayi
Manju use hosh mein leke aayi
Hosh mein aate hi woh rone lagi
Ritu...maa bahut dard ho raha hai
Aah maa main mar jaaungi
Bachao maa
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Meena...rahul jèe aur jor se chodiye
Meri randi beti ko
Ritu...maa mujhe maaf kar do
Meena...maaf kar doon
Tu Apni hi maa ko dhokha deti rahi aur main tujhe maaf kar doon

Kuch der baad ritu ko bhi maza aane laga
Ritu...aah aur jor se chodiye
Aah maa bahut maza aaraha hai

Aur phir woh jhadne lagi
Main uski boor se lund nikal ke uski gaand mein pel diya
Ek baar phir woh behosh ho gayi
Udhar manju bhi samajh gayi
Ki aaj uski gaand bhi fatne waali hai
Main bina ruke ritu ki gaand maarta raha
Aur manju use hosh mein leke aayi
Ritu tadapne lagi
Main apna hath neeche le gaya
Aur uske doodh ko kas kaske masalne laga
Aur uski gaand maarne laga
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Kuchh der mein uska dard kam ho gaya
Main bina ruke ritu ki gaand mein lund pelta raha
Meena apni badi beti ko chudte hue dekh rahi thi
Tabhi meena ki najar manju pe padi
Jo apni boor ko masal rahi thi
Meena...ruk ja beti
Teri baari bhi aayegi
Kyun ritu maza aaraha hai ki nahi
Apni maa ke saamne chudwane mein
Kya tera baap bhi aise hi chodta tha tujhe
Ritu...nahi maa pitaji toh 5 minute mein hi jhad jaate the
Maa meri gaand buri tarah se fat gayi
Phir bhi mujhe maza aaraha hai
Aur jor se rahul jee
Aur jor maariye meri gaand

Aur phir ritu kuchh der mein jhadne lagi
Main manju ki taraf dekha
Woh dar rahi thi
Lekin garam bhi ho chuki thi
Main use apni god mein utha liya
Main...meena mera lund apni beti ki boor pe set kar


Meena mera Lund pakad li
Uska sharir kaanp gaya
Meena... yeh toh ek dum lohe ki tarah hai
Main...chinta mat kar boorchodi teri boor mein bhi jaayega yeh

Yeh bolke main manju ki boor mein ek dhakka maar diya
Sirf 19 saal ki thi manju
Ek dum chhui mui si
Dhakka maarte mera aadha lund uski boor mein sama gaya
Woh rote hue behosh ho gayi
Meena apni chhoti beti ko hosh mein laayi
Manju buri tarah se rone lagi
Uski ronayi dekhke main use kiss karne laga
Jab main uske man mein jhaanka
Toh pata chala woh meri komal gudiya ki best freind hai
Main uske hont chusne laga
Kuch der baad woh bhi apni gaand hilane lagi
Main aadhe lund se hi use chodne laga
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Manju...aah bhaiya aur jor se chodiye
Main...main tera bhaiya kab se ho gaya
Manju...aaj komal ke bhaiya hain
Toh mere bhi bhaiya hue
Aur jor se chodiye apni boorchodi behen ko
Main...yeh lo aur jor se le
Manju...haan bhaiya aise hi
Main...maza aaraha hai na meri behna
Manju... haan bhaiya bahut maza aaraha

Aur kuch der baad woh jhadne lagi
Main bima deri kiye
Ek aur dhakka maara
Mera lund uski bachchedaani se ja takraya
Usne ek sath swarg aur nark dono ke darshan kar liye
Woh rote hi phirse behosh ho gayi
Uski boor se khoon nikalne laga
Main use lita diya
Aur meena use hosh mein leke aayi
Hosh mein aate hi woh rone lagi
Manju...bhaiya bahut dard ho raha hai kuchh kijiye na main mar jaaungi
Main...bas ab nahi hoga dard

Yeh bolke main uske chhote chhote doodh ko masalne laga
Sath mein uske hont bhi chusne laga
Thodi der mein uska dard kam hua
Phir main use chodne laga
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Manju...aah bhaiya aur jor se
Main..haan gudiya yeh le
Manju..aah bhaiya bahut maza aaraha hai
Aisa lag raha hai ki main hawa mein udd rahi hoon
Main...kya tu mujhe roz apni boor degi
Manju...haan bhaiya ab main sirf aapse hi chudwaungi
Main...kal ko teri shaadi ho jaayegi
Toh kya hoga
Manju...umm main shaadi nahi karne waali
Aap jaisi chudai kaun karega meri
Main...toh theek hai tu aaj se meri hai
Main tujhe roz chodunga
Roz teri boor ka bhosda
Banaunga
Manju...bana lijiyega bhaiya
Bas aise hi chodte rahiye
Bhaiya itni jor se nahi dard hota hai
Main...theek hai behna tujhe dheere hi chod leta hoon
Jor se chodne ke liye abhi teri maa bhi hai

Kuchh der mein manju jhadne lagi
Aur mujhse lipat gayi
Main Uske hont chuma aur uski boor se Apna lund nikaal liya
Use takleef mein dekhke
Main socha abhi uski gaand nahi maarunga
Main...aaja meri jaan abteri baari hai
Meena...main toh kabse tayyar baithi hoon
Main...toh wahan kyun khadi hai
Aaja mera lund chus

Meena ghutno ke bal baith gayi
Aur mera Lund chusne lagi
Pehli baar tha uska
Lekin phir bhi woh badhiya chus rahi thi
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Usne mujhe teen teen boor dilwayi thi
Main socha use pyar se chodunga
Kuch der tak meena mere lund ko chusti rahi
Phir main uske munh ko chodne laga
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Dheere dheere taaki use takleef na ho
Meena bhi bade maze se mera lund Apne munh mein lene lagi
Uske baad main meena ko lita diya
Aur uski boor pe lund set karke ek dhakka maar diya
Mera aadha lund uski boor mein sama gaya
Main bina deri kiye ek aur dhakka maara
Mera lund uski boor mein sama gaya
Aur woh rone lagi
Aur behosh ho gayi
Manju apne maa ko hosh mein leke aayi
Hosh mein aate hi woh rone lagi
Ritu...bada maze le rahi thi
Ab kaisa lag raha hai maa
Ab pata chala kitna dard hota hai
Is munsal lund se chudne mein
Manju...bas maa thodi der aur

Yeh bolke manju apni maa ki chuchiyo ko dabane lagi
Main uski boor ke daane ko masalne laga
Kuchh hi der mein woh apni gaand hilane lagi
Uske baad main uski boor ka bhosda banane laga
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Meena...haaye daiyya kitna bada lund hai
Kitna maza aaraha hai
Kyun lala apni biwi ko chudte hue dekh maza aaraha hai ki nahi

Lala bhosdika bhi garam ho chuka tha
Par bechara kuchh kar nahi sakta tha
Hath pair jo bandhe hue the

Main meena ko pyar se chodne laga
Meena ek aisi aurat thi
Jisne Apne pati ke alawa kisi aur ki taraf aankh uthake bhi nahi dekha tha
Aur aaj woh khud Apne pati ke saamne
Mujhse chudwa rahi thi
Meena...aur jor se rahul jee
Aap kitna achcha chodte hain
Bas aise hi chodte rahiye
Main...haan meri jaan
Bas aise hi chodunga tujhe
Apni gaand maarne degi
Meena...ab toh mera sab kuchh aapka hi hai
Maar lijiye
Main...dard bahut hoga
Meena...meri beti ki bhi toh maari hai Apne gaand
Bas aise hi rahul jee

KUCHH der baad meena jhadne lagi
Phir main use pet ke bal lita diya
Aur uski gaand mein do ungli daal diya
Woh uchhal padi
Main ungli daalke
Uski gaand ke chhed ko kholne laga
Phir main apna lund uski gaand pe set kiya
Aur ek dhakka maara
Mera aadha Lund usko gaand mein sama gaya
Woh rone lagi
Aur behosh ho gayi
Uski gaand se khoon nikalne laga
Main bina deri kiye ek aur dhakka maara
Aur Apna poora lund uski gaand mein utaar diya
Manju use hosh mein. Leke aayi
Hosh mein aate hi woh rone lagi
Main uski peeth chumte hue uski gaand maarne laga
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Meena...maar daala rahul jee
Aapka lund kitna bada aur sakht hai
Aisa lag raha hai
Ki loha meri gaand faad raha ho
Dard ho raha hai raahul jee
Main...bas thodi der aur meri jaan

Yeh bolke main bina ruke uski gaand maarne laga
Kuchh der mein use bhi maza aane laga
Phir woh jhadne lagi
Main uski gaand se Apna Lund nikaala
Aur ritu phir uski boor mein daalke use ghodi banake chodne laga
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Meena aahein bharne lagi
Main...meena meri jaan kya mere bachche ki maa banegi
Meena...haaye daiyya is umar mein
Main...toh kya hua
Main tera poora khyal rakhkhunga
Meena...aap jaisa kahein rahul jee
Main..oh meena tu Kitni achchi hai

Yeh bolke main meena ki boor faadne laga
Kuchh ho der mein uski boor paani chhod di
Main bhi kuchh der baad uski boor mein jhadne laga .....
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Iron Man

Try and fail. But never give up trying
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Toh malti chachi apni dono beti ko leke apne room mein chali gayi
Saali ne na kisi se hi kiya na hello kiya
Iski boor maaru
Maa ki laudi
Chhodo Apne ko kya karna hai
Apne paas toh neha hai
Agar koi soch raha hai ki main badal jaaunga
Ghanta
Mere dil ka dard kam ho raha tha
Jab bhi neha mujhe pyar se dekhti thi
Sher shikaar karna kabhi nahi bhulta
Yeh uske khoon mein hota hai
Waise hi chudai karna mere khoon mein hai
Tabhi mere kaano mein kisi ki awaj sunayi di
Is boor chudi ko kya hogaya
Main long vision se dekhne laga
Aur woh scene dekhte hi meri jhaantein sulag gayi
Saala mere maal ko touch kar rahe the

Main... neha se...abhi thodi der mein aaraha hoon
Neha...jaldi aaiyega
Main...ok meri jaan
Bas thodi der mein aajaunga

Uske baad main ghar ke bahar aagaya
Aur palak jhapakte hi
Phaunch gaya
Purane khandaro mein jahan
Do ladke ek ladki ka rape karne ki koshish kar rahe the
Aur woh ladki kaun thi
Woh ladki riya thi
Yeh saali yahan kar kya rahi hai
Itni sunsaan jagah pe
Main maara ek pichhwade pe laat
Uski haddi toot gayi
Woh cheekhne laga
Ab dekho bhai mujhe ladte waqt dialogue maarne ka koi shauk nahi hai
Isi liye main dusre ladke ko gale se pakad ke hawa mein utha liya
Lekin tabhi meri najar padi riya pe
Uske kapde kayi jagah se fat gaye the
Main...haan toh mere laal isse pehle ki main tujhe peela kar doon
Bata de ki ise yahan leke kyun aaya tha
Bata de mere lala
Bematlab mein maara jaayega
Ab woh mujhe ishaare kar raha tha
Ki main use chhod doon
Uske gale se awaj nikal nahi rahi thi
Toh maine use chhod diya
Woh zameen pe gida aur khaansne laga
Main....ab batayega ya phir Teri amma chod doon
Ladka...humein iski bhabhi ne paise diye the
Iska balatkar karne ke liye
Aur sath mein video bhi banane ke liye

Yeh sunte hi jo pehla ladka jiski gaand main tod chuka tha
Woh saala cheekhe ja raha tha
Main màara saale ke sar pe laat
Uska sar kharbooje ki tarah foot gaya
Yeh dekhke riya ki cheekh nikal gayi
Aur dusra ladka paaglo ki tarah wahan se bhaagne laga
Lekin main kahan use bakhshne wala tha
Main ek patthar uthaya
Jo ki chhota sa tha
Maara saale ki taraf
Woh patthar uske bheje ke paar ho gaya
Aur aakhri cheekh ke sath woh parlon sidhar gaya
Main riya ki taraf dekha
Woh mujhe dekhke ghabra chuki thi
Main...sabse pehle tu mujhe yeh bata
Ki tu inke sath yahan aayi kyun thi

Waise mujhe pata tha
Ki woh kyun aayi thi
Main...batayegi ya phir tujhe inke khoon ke iljaam mein police se pakadwa doon
Tune kya mujhe maamuli gunda samajh rakhkha hai
Bata jaldi

Yeh sunke riya rone lagi
Aur apne sharir ko chhipane lagi
Riya...rote hue...main inhein aapka ghar dikhane le ja rahi thi
Main...kyum
Riya...maine inhein paise diye the
Aapko jaan se maarne ke liye
Lekin yeh yahan pahunchte hi mere sath zabardasti karne lage
Aur Aapne hi mujhe bacha liya

Main...yeh teri boorchodi bhabhi ko kya ho gaya hai
Riya...maine unhein lala se chudwate hue dekh liya tha
Bhabhi bahut kameeni aurat hain
Unhone humare bhaiya ko bhi alag karwa diya humare Ghar se
Jab maine unhein dhamki di
Ki agar woh ghar nahi aayi
Toh main bhaiya ko bata dungi
Ki woh lala se chudwati hain
Toh unhone mere sath yeh sab kar diya
Main...ek baat bata
Tu mujhe maarna Kyun chahti hai
Riya...aapne meri behen aur maa ka rape kiya hai isi liye
Main...are boorchodi teri maa aur behen apni marzi se chudwayi hain mujhse
Tum behen ki laudiyo ka samajh hi nahi aata
Bina soche samjhe hi kuchh bhi kar jaati ho
Woh toh achcha hai
Ki mera mood aaj fresh hai
Warna inki jagah main khud tujhe pel deta
Ja ab ghar

Yeh sunke Riya apna sar jhuka li
Main...ek minute ruk

Riya ruk gayi
Main uske saamne gaya
Aur Apni shirt utaar diya
Ab baniyan toh main pehenta nahi tha
Riya meri body ko dekhne lagi
Main... yeh le pehen le
Aur sun le
Tu meri hone waali biwi hai
Agar dobara aisa hua
Toh shaadi ke Pehle hi teri boor faad dunga

Yeh sunke riya apni mundi neeche kar li
Aur wahan se aage badh gayi
Main wahan se nikal ke pahunch gaya ghar
Ghar pahunchte hi main dekha
Shanti chachi aur malti chachi kuchh baatein kar rahi hai
Is shanti ko bhi chain nahi hai
Behenchod meri raam Katha
Suna rahi thi maalti ko

Main pooja ke paas chala gaya
Jo rasoi mein thi
Main jaake use peeche se gale laga liya
Pooja... neha Dekh legi
Main...main use pehle hi bata chuka hoon
Pooja...kya bataya tune
Main...yahi ki aap meri ho
Pooja...tujhe badnami ka dar nahi lagta
Malti chachi Kavya aur kavita kya sochengi
Main...unka chhodo aap yeh batao aap kya sochti ho
Pooja...tujhe kya lagta hai

Yeh sunke main apna hath didi ki shalwar mein daal diya
Aur unki boor ko sehlane laga
Pooja...chhod na khana bana lene de pehle
Main...aap hi kyun hoti ho
Har waqt rasoi mein
Pooja...ek waqt ka khana main banati hoon
Ek waqt ka teeno chachi
Aur subah ka nashta richa aur megha

Main aur tezi se didi ki boor masalne laga tha
Tabhi richa ki najar humpe padi
Main pooja ko peechhe se baaho mein bhare hua tha
Richa...man mein...yeh toh neha se pyar karta hai
Phir yeh pooja didi se aise kyun chipka hua hai
Kahin pooja didi ko bhi toh nahi fansa isne
Hey bhagwaan yeh kaisa insaan hai
Maana ki iske sath bahut galat hua
Iska matlab yeh thodi hai
Ki yeh apni behno ke peechhe hi pad jaaye

Main apna dusra hath pooja ki kameez mein ghusa diya
Aur uske doodh ko dheere dheere dabane laga
Apni aankhein band karke
Woh bhi aahein bharne lagi

Tabhi shanti aur malti chachi ki najar humpe padi
Shanti chachi ko toh ab meri Kisi baat ko jaanke jhatka nahi lagta tha
Lekin malti chachi yeh dekhke shock ho gayi
Malti... Didi yeh kya paap ho raha hai himare ghar mein
Yeh dono toh sage bhai behen hain
Yeh aisa Kaise kar sakte hain
Chhe chhe
Shanti...jatin ki teeno biwi ko bhi chod chuka hai yeh nigoda
Woh teeno toh pet se bhi ho chuki hain shayad

Yeh sunke malti aur jyada shock ho gayi
Malti...yeh kya keh rahi hain aap.aisa kaise ho sakta hai
Un teeno ko sharam nahi aayi
Aisa karte hue

Tabhi main malti chachi ki taraf dekha
Aur mujhe dekhte hi unki boor buri tarah se paaani bahane lagi
Malti...man mein...hey bhagwaan
Yeh kya ho raha hai
Aaj tak meri boor ne itna paani nahi bahaya tha.jitna ab baha rahi hai
Aisa kyun ho raha hai.oh maa

Main didi ki gardan ko chumte hue ek hath se unke doodh daba raha tha
Aur dusre hath se unki boor sehla raha tha
Kuchh hi der mein didi ka sharir jhatke khaane laga
Aur didi jhadne lagi
Wohin malti chachi bhi jhadne lagi
Tabhi malti chachi ne shanti chachi ki taraf dekha
Shanti...tere sath bhi wohi hua na
Malti...kya matlab
Shanti...jyada bholi mat ban
Rahul ko dekhke teri boor paani chhodne lagi hogi
Malti... Didi yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahi ho
Shanti...sach hi toh keh rahi hoon
Jab bhi use dekhti hoon
Mera bhi yahi haal hota hai
Malti... par aisa kyun hota hai
Aur aapko sharam nahi aati aisa karte hud
Shanti...tune uska lund nahi dekha hai
Jis din Dekh legi na
Teri raato ki neend haram ho jaayegi
Malti... dekho didi mujhe yeh sab nahi sunna main kyun dekhungi uske lund ko
Kya mere paas pati nahi hain
Shanti...wohi pati jo bahar randiyo ke paas jaake munh maarta rehta hai
Tu mujhe bewakoof bana rahi hai
Ab use tujhmein interest nahi hai
Do ghante pehle tune phone kiya tha use
Agar zara bhi tujhse pyar hota
Toh ab tak aagaya hota

Yeh sunke malti ne apna munh bana liya
Maalti... chhodiye na didi mujhe us baare mein baat nahi karni hai
Mujhe toh yakeen nahi ho raha hai
Ki iske sath itna sab kuchh ho gaya
Aur yeh abhi tak zinda hai
Aise logo ke toh hazaro dushman hote hain
Shanti...gaon mein baat faili hui hai
Ki thakur aur uske ghar ke saare mardo ko isi ne maara hai
Aur uske ghar ki aurto ko apni rakhel bana rakhkha hai
Malti...kuchh bhi ho didi
Mujhe isse kya matlab
Woh toh mere pitaji ne yahan bhej diya mujhe
Kehte hain ki pati ka ghar hi sab kuchh hota hai
Shanti...unhein kya pata
Ki pati kitna harami hai
Malti...aisa mat boliye didi woh kaise bhi ho
Hain toh mere pati hi

Uske baad main pooja ke pass baith gaya
Pooja...bahut badmaash hai tu
Ab ja na yahan par se
Mujhe tujhe dekh ke kuch hone lagta hai
Main...main toh nahi ja raha
Aap ko dekhna mujhe achcha lag raha hai
Pooja...haan haan pata hai
Tujhe kya dekhna achcha lagta hai
Main..taane mat maaro
Warna main baat nahi karunga
Pooja...tu samajhta kyun nahi hai
Main... pehle batao kya ho raha hai
Tab jaunga yahan se
Pooja...meri boor paani bahane lagti hai
Jab bhi tu mere paas hota hai
Main...theek hai ja raha hoon
Pyar ki toh koi qadar hi nahi hai

Yeh bolke main angan mein aagaya
Ab dekho neha komal aur rani ek sath baithi tv dekh rahi thi
Richa aur megha Apne room mein thi
Kavya aur kavita Apne room mein
Main behenchod yahan apna lund leke baitha hua tha
Tabhi main socha kaamini se mil aata hoon
Do din ho gaye
Behenchod kam se kam wahan choot toh mil jayegi
Aaj Anuradha aur bindu ka kaam tamam kar hi deta hoon

Toh main bahar ja hi raha tha
Ki shanti chachi ne mujhe awaj di
Ab is boorchodi ko kya ho gaya
Main unke paas chala gaya
Main...kya hua chachi
Shanti...woh malti keh rahi hai
Ki tu uske pati ko yahan aane de
Main...nahi
Inko agar usse milna hai
Toh wohin chali jaaye
Malti... unki galti itni badi toh nahi hai
Ki tu unhein aisi saza de raha hai

Yeh sunke main hansne laga
Main...aap ho ki uski itni chinta kar rahi ho
Aur wahan woh teeno haramkhor
Ek randi ke sath chudai kar raha hai

Yeh sunke woh dono shock ho gayi
Shanti...yeh kya bakwaas hai
Malti...woh aisa nahi kar sakte
Main...yakeen na aaye toh khud jaake dekh lo
Ya phir main le chalu
Shanti...gusse mein...agar teri baat sach hui
Toh main usse saare rishte tod dungi
Aur agar jhuth hui
Toh main tujhse saare rishte tod dungi

Main...sahi hai
Aap bhi chal rahi ho malti chachi
Malti...nahi

Unki ankho mein ansu the
Woh Apne room mein chali gayi
Main shanti chachi ko car mein baithne ko bola
Aur phir unhein leke pahunch gaya
Khet waale ghar mein
Wahan pahunchte hi
Shanti chachi ke hosh udd gaye
Sudhir neeche leta hua tha
Sudhir ka lund randi ki gaand mein tha
Randhir ka Lund uski boor mein
Aur ajit ka Lund uske munh mein
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Main mobile nikaala
Aur laga recording karne
Shanti chachi apni chappal utaari
Aur maari randhir ki gaand pe
Woh teeno shock ho gaye
Ajit Apne hatho se apna lund chhipaane laga
Wohin randhir ne uski boor se Apna lund nikaala
Aur ek taraf hoke apna Lund chhipane laga
Shanti...rote hue...tum teeno bhai utna gid sakte ho
Yeh main kabhi nahi Sochi thi
Ek hi randi ke sath teeno chhii

Tabhi shanti chachi ne ek aur chappal jad diya
Randhir ko
Randhir chahta toh shanti chachi ko maar sakta tha
Lekin mujhe dekhke uski fat gayi thi
Shanti...nikal jao yahan se dono bhai
Kyun ji bed pe pade ho
Sewa main karti hoon tumhari
Khaana main banake laati hoon
Dawai main khilati hoon
Aur uske baad bhi mujhse tumhara dil nahi bhara
Kaash us din maine Rahul ko nahi roka hota
Kaash woh tumhein maar deta
Sudhir...gusse mein...yeh kya bakwaas kar rahi ho
Ghar jao chup chaap yahan se

Yeh sunte hi shanti chachi ka gussa saatwe aasaman pe pahunch gaya
Maari woh sudhir ke munh pe ek chappal
Randhir aur ajit kapde pehne air nikal liye wahan se
Unhein kutto ki tarah maar nahi khana tha
Sudhir shock ho gaya
Apni biwi se chappal khaake

Tabhi woh randi bhi kapde pehnne lagi
Main uske saamne chala gaya
Main...tu Kahan ja rahi hai

Dekho sahab mera in sab baato se koi vaasta nahi hai
Mujhe jaane do yahan se

Main... Nahi jaane diya toh kya kar legi

Main jinke liye kaam karti hoon
Woh bahut khatarnaak log hain
Agar main Apne time pe wapas nahi pahunchi
Toh woh mujhe bhi maar denge
Aur aap sabko bhi

Main...tu yeh kaam apni marzi se nahi karti

Nahi mujhse zabardasti karwate hain woh log
Main...naam bata Apne maalik ka

Aap kya kar loge
Maine kaha na woh bahut khatarnaak log hain
Main...tu yeh sab chhodna chahti hain

Bhagwaan ko bolte bolte thak gayi
Ki woh mujhe yeh sab karne se bacha le
Lekin woh sunta hi nahi hai
Hoga tab toh sunega

Yeh bolke uski aankho mein ansu aagaye
Main...ek kaam kar Apne kapde pehen
Aur seedha yahan se police station ja
Wahan sub inspector divya hogi
Usse meri baat karwa dena

Woh soch mein pad gayi
Main... jhunjlate hue... pata nahi tum randiyo ko samajh kyun nahi aata
Mera naam rahul the devil hai
Agar phone aaye toh bata dena Apne maalik ko

Yeh sunke woh shock ho gayi
aur dar ke maare kaanpne lagi

Phir jaise taise woh Apne kapde pehni
Aur wahan se chali jaati reh gayi
Wohin dusri taraf shanti chachi fut fut ke ro rahi thi
Main...ab aap chalogi mere sath mein
Ya phir main jaun yahan se
Shanti...gusse mein...koi kahin nahi jaayega
Main ise iske kiye ko saza deke rahungi
Tum mujhe iske saamne randiyo ki tarah chodo

Agar yeh yahan se jaane ki koshish kare
Ya kuchh bhi ulta bole
Toh iske hath pair tod dena
Agar yeh mere rehte kisi aur ko chod sakta hai
Toh main bhi isi ki biwi hoon

Mere chehre pe ek devil.muskaan aagaya
Are bhai future dekhne ka yahi toh fayda hai
Aapko pata hota hai
Ki aage kya hone waala hai....
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Killerpanditji(pandit)

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Meena...main tayyar hoon

Tabhi wahan lala aagaya
Uske sath mein ek aur aurat thi
Jo ki meena ko behen thi
Uska naam jyoti tha
Yeh dono abhi abhi chudai karke aaye the
Main... ek baat tujhe aur batata hoon
Yeh teri behen jyoti Aur tera pati
Dono chudai karke aaye hain

Yeh sunke meena ki ankho mein khoon utar aaya
Lala ne jaise hi mujhe dekha
Uske pair kaanpne lage
Meena...main tayyar hoon
Lekin aap mujhse vaada kijiye
Ki meri behen jyoti ko Patak patak ke chodenge
Meri dono beti ka saari randipana nikaal denge...
Main...tu jaake gate lock kar
Main lala ko baandhta hoon

Ek aur seal pack gaand haaye
Aaj toh bada maza aane waala tha
4 seal pack gaand
Ek baat toh main bataya hi nahi
Meena ritu manju aur jyoti chaaro ne jab se mujhe dekha tha
Unki boor paani bahaye ja rahi thi.....
Meena jaake gate lock kar di
Main ritu aur manju ka dupatta le liya
Aur lala ke paas chala gaya
Lala are are karta reh gaya
Aur main uske hath pair baandh diya
Jyoti..yeh kya kar rahe ho
Paagla toh nahi ho gaye ho

Abhi jyoti ne yeh bola hi tha
Ki meena ne use baalo se pakad liya
Jyoti cheekh padi
Jyoti...aaah didi yeh kya kar rahi ho
Meena...chup chhinaal
Tujhe mera hi ghar mila tha
Barbaad karne ko
Meri chhoti behen hoke mere hi Pati se chudwati.hai

Yeh sunke jyoti shock ho gayi
Main ritu aur manju ko apne paas aane ka ishaara kiya
Woh mere paas aagayi
Main... utaar dono Apne kapde

Ritu aur manju dono ek dusre ko taraf delh
Yeh sunke ritu aur manju apne kapde utaarne lagi
Jaise jaise woh apne kapde utaarti gayi
Main unke sharir ko dekhke aahein bharta raha
Kuchh hi der mein woj dono poori nangi ho gayi
Udhar meena ne Jyoti ko saari nikaal fenki
Jyoti...didi yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahi ho
Jeeja ji toh sirf mujhe bus stand se laane gaye the
Meena...jhuth bolti hai kutiya

Yeh bolke meena jyoti ko thappad maarne lagi
Jyoti cheekhne lagi
Main bina deri kiye apne kapde utaar fenka
Jaise hi ritu aur manju ne mere lund ko dekha
Un dono ki saans hi atak gayi
Manju ritu ki taraf dekhne lagi
Udhar meena ne jyoti ko poori tarah nangi kar diya tha
Meena jyoti ko kheenchte hue mere paas leke aayi
Jyoti bhi ka sharir bhi kuchh kam nahi tha
Meena...sabse pehle ise Patak Patak ke chodiye

Jyoti...rote hue...nahi didi aisa mat karo
Main aapko behen hoon
Meena...jab tu mere pati se chudwa sakti hai
Toh yeh toh mere maalik hain
Inse chudwana toh tera farz hai

Tabhi meena aur jyoti ki najar mere lund pe padi
Meena...haaye daiyya
Yeh kya hai Rahul jee
Main...lund hai meri jaan
Jo aaj tum sab ki faadega
Meena...maar daalega yeh humein rahul jee
Main...chinta mat karo
Abhi tak bahuto ki boor mein ja chuka hai
Aur woh sab abhi tak zinda hain
Meena...yeh rahi aapki chhinaal
Ise itna chodiye
Ki iski boor ek dum thandi ho jaaye
Main...ghutno ke bal baith ja randi
Jyoti...main nahi baithungi
Main... Meena laana jara
Rasoi se belan
Iski gaand mein daalu
Jyoti... baith rahi hoon

Yeh bolke jyoti baith gayi
Main uske munh pe thappad maarne laga
Jisse uske munh laal ho gaye
Main.. munh khol randi

Jyoti Apna munh khol di
Main uske munh mein lund pel diya
Aur uske munh ko buri tarah se chodne laga
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Uski aankhein bahar ko aagayi
Uski ankho mein aansu nikalne lage
Meena jyoti ka sar pakde
Use aage peechhe kar rahi thi
Main jyoti ke munh se lund nikaala
Jyoti buri tarah se khaansne lagi
Main dobara uske munh mein lund pel diya
Uske munh ko chodne laga
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Ritu aur manju ki gaand fat gayi yeh dekhke
Lekin maza toh unhein bhi aaraha tha
Phir main jyoti ke munh se lund nikaala
Aur use ghodi banne ko bola
Jyoti jaldi se ghodi ban Gayi
Main uske PEECHHE aaya
Aur uski boor pe apna lund set kiya
Aur bina deri kiye ek hi baar mein apna poora lund uski boor mein utaar diya
Jyoti cheekhte cheekhte behosh ho gayi
Uski boor se khoon nikalne laga
Ritu...maa kahin mausi mar toh nahi gayi
Meena...yeh randi ek number ki chudakkad aurat hai
Yeh lund se nahi marne waali
Paani laake iske munh pe maar mujhe iski cheekhein sunni hain

Ritu jaldi se paani leke aayi
Aur jyoti ke munh pe maar di
Jyoti hosh mein aate hi rone lagi
Chhatpatane lagi
Main use chodne laga
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Jyoti... rote hue... Didi main mar jaaungi
Mujhe bacha lo
Iska lund meri bachchedaani ko mere pet mein dhakel raha hai
Mera pet fat jaayega Didi
Oh maa didi mujhe maaf kar do
Main dobara aisi galti kabhi nahi karungi
Aah maa

Kuchh der tak Jyoti roti rahi
Aur main use chodta raha bina ruke
Kuch der baad jyoti bhi maze lene lagi
Jyoti...haaye didi kahan se dhund liya tumne aisa mard
Yeh toh bahut tagdi chudai karta hai
Aah maa didi bahut maza aaraha hai
Meena...tu toh hai hi chhinaal
Abhi ro rahi thi
Aur abhi maze le rahi hai

Wohin jyoti ki chudai dekhke baaki teeno apni boor seha rahi thi
Kuch der mein jyoti jhadne lagi
Uske jhadte hi main uski boor se Apna lund nikaala
Aur uski gaand pe set kiya
Jyoti jhadne mein mast thi
Main bina deri kiye
Uski gaand mein pel diya
Jyoti buri tarah se cheekh padi
Aur behosh ho gayi
.meena bhi ghabra gayi
Main...dekh kya rahi hai
Hosh mein la is boorchodi ko

Uske baad manju dobaara uske munh pe paani daali
Jyoti hosh mein aate hi mujhe gaali dene lagi
Main bina deri kiye ek aur dhakka maara
Aur apna poora lund uski gaand mein utaar diya
Woh phirse behosh ho gayi
Manju phirse uske munh pe paani maari
Jyoti hosh mein aate hi mujhse rehem ki bheekh maangne lagi
Lekin main kahan maanne wala tha
Main uski gaand mein apna lund pelne laga
Uski gaand se khoon
Aur safed paani nikal raha tha
Kuchh der mein boorchodi ko maza aane laga
Main tabadtod uski gaand mein dhakke maara raha
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Jyoti...aah didi mujhe toh pata hi nahi tha gaand marwane mein itna maza aata hai
Warna main kabka marwa chuki hoti
Aah maa didi aap bhi marwana gaand apne maalik se

Meena lala ki taraf dekhi
Jo mujhe jyoti ko chodte hue dekh raha tha
Meena lala ke paas gayi
Aur apni boor ke uske munh ke paas leke khadi ho gayi
Kuchh hi der mein uski boor se dhaar Nikli
Aur woh lala ke munh pe mootne lagi
Idhar main jyoti gaand tab tak maarta raha
Jab tak woh jhad nahi gayi
Jaise hi woh jhadi main use chhod diya
Mere chhote hi woh ludak gayi
Aur lambi lambi saansein lene lagi
Main...chal meri randi ritu ab tu aaja
Dar mat tujhe iske jaise bilkul bhi nahi chodunga

Yeh sunke ritu mere paas aagayi
Main use apna munh kholne ko bola
Jaise hi woh apna munh kholi
Main uske munh mein lund pel diya
Aur Uske munh ko chodne laga
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Meena wapas mere paas aagayi
Aur mujhe kiss karne lagi
Yeh saali toh aur chhinaal ban gayi hai
Ek taraf main uski beti ke munh ko chod raha tha
Dusri Taraf woh muhe kiss kar rahi thi
Kuch der tak ritu ke munh ko chodne ke baad main apna lund uske munh se nikaala
Woh rone lagi
Meena...aah meri bachchi
Kyun roti hai
Abhi tih teri boor mein bhi yeh lund jayega
Tab jee bharke ro lena

Yeh bolke meena ne ritu ke chuchiyo ko masal diya
Ritu ke munh se aah nikal gayi
Main ritu ko ghodi banaya
Aur uske boor pe apna lund set kiya
Meena...ek hi baar mein daal dena rahul jee
Bahut randaapa sujhta hai ise
Aaj iska saara randipana nikaal dijiye

Yeh sunte main ritu ki kamar ko jor se pakda
Aur pel diya poora lund ek hi baar mein
Ritu cheekh padi
Aur uski boor se khoon nikalne laga
Kuchh der tak cheekhne ke baad woh behosh ho gayi
Manju use hosh mein leke aayi
Hosh mein aate hi woh rone lagi
Ritu...maa bahut dard ho raha hai
Aah maa main mar jaaungi
Bachao maa
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Meena...rahul jèe aur jor se chodiye
Meri randi beti ko
Ritu...maa mujhe maaf kar do
Meena...maaf kar doon
Tu Apni hi maa ko dhokha deti rahi aur main tujhe maaf kar doon

Kuch der baad ritu ko bhi maza aane laga
Ritu...aah aur jor se chodiye
Aah maa bahut maza aaraha hai

Aur phir woh jhadne lagi
Main uski boor se lund nikal ke uski gaand mein pel diya
Ek baar phir woh behosh ho gayi
Udhar manju bhi samajh gayi
Ki aaj uski gaand bhi fatne waali hai
Main bina ruke ritu ki gaand maarta raha
Aur manju use hosh mein leke aayi
Ritu tadapne lagi
Main apna hath neeche le gaya
Aur uske doodh ko kas kaske masalne laga
Aur uski gaand maarne laga
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Kuchh der mein uska dard kam ho gaya
Main bina ruke ritu ki gaand mein lund pelta raha
Meena apni badi beti ko chudte hue dekh rahi thi
Tabhi meena ki najar manju pe padi
Jo apni boor ko masal rahi thi
Meena...ruk ja beti
Teri baari bhi aayegi
Kyun ritu maza aaraha hai ki nahi
Apni maa ke saamne chudwane mein
Kya tera baap bhi aise hi chodta tha tujhe
Ritu...nahi maa pitaji toh 5 minute mein hi jhad jaate the
Maa meri gaand buri tarah se fat gayi
Phir bhi mujhe maza aaraha hai
Aur jor se rahul jee
Aur jor maariye meri gaand

Aur phir ritu kuchh der mein jhadne lagi
Main manju ki taraf dekha
Woh dar rahi thi
Lekin garam bhi ho chuki thi
Main use apni god mein utha liya
Main...meena mera lund apni beti ki boor pe set kar


Meena mera Lund pakad li
Uska sharir kaanp gaya
Meena... yeh toh ek dum lohe ki tarah hai
Main...chinta mat kar boorchodi teri boor mein bhi jaayega yeh

Yeh bolke main manju ki boor mein ek dhakka maar diya
Sirf 19 saal ki thi manju
Ek dum chhui mui si
Dhakka maarte mera aadha lund uski boor mein sama gaya
Woh rote hue behosh ho gayi
Meena apni chhoti beti ko hosh mein laayi
Manju buri tarah se rone lagi
Uski ronayi dekhke main use kiss karne laga
Jab main uske man mein jhaanka
Toh pata chala woh meri komal gudiya ki best freind hai
Main uske hont chusne laga
Kuch der baad woh bhi apni gaand hilane lagi
Main aadhe lund se hi use chodne laga
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Manju...aah bhaiya aur jor se chodiye
Main...main tera bhaiya kab se ho gaya
Manju...aaj komal ke bhaiya hain
Toh mere bhi bhaiya hue
Aur jor se chodiye apni boorchodi behen ko
Main...yeh lo aur jor se le
Manju...haan bhaiya aise hi
Main...maza aaraha hai na meri behna
Manju... haan bhaiya bahut maza aaraha

Aur kuch der baad woh jhadne lagi
Main bima deri kiye
Ek aur dhakka maara
Mera lund uski bachchedaani se ja takraya
Usne ek sath swarg aur nark dono ke darshan kar liye
Woh rote hi phirse behosh ho gayi
Uski boor se khoon nikalne laga
Main use lita diya
Aur meena use hosh mein leke aayi
Hosh mein aate hi woh rone lagi
Manju...bhaiya bahut dard ho raha hai kuchh kijiye na main mar jaaungi
Main...bas ab nahi hoga dard

Yeh bolke main uske chhote chhote doodh ko masalne laga
Sath mein uske hont bhi chusne laga
Thodi der mein uska dard kam hua
Phir main use chodne laga
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Manju...aah bhaiya aur jor se
Main..haan gudiya yeh le
Manju..aah bhaiya bahut maza aaraha hai
Aisa lag raha hai ki main hawa mein udd rahi hoon
Main...kya tu mujhe roz apni boor degi
Manju...haan bhaiya ab main sirf aapse hi chudwaungi
Main...kal ko teri shaadi ho jaayegi
Toh kya hoga
Manju...umm main shaadi nahi karne waali
Aap jaisi chudai kaun karega meri
Main...toh theek hai tu aaj se meri hai
Main tujhe roz chodunga
Roz teri boor ka bhosda
Banaunga
Manju...bana lijiyega bhaiya
Bas aise hi chodte rahiye
Bhaiya itni jor se nahi dard hota hai
Main...theek hai behna tujhe dheere hi chod leta hoon
Jor se chodne ke liye abhi teri maa bhi hai

Kuchh der mein manju jhadne lagi
Aur mujhse lipat gayi
Main Uske hont chuma aur uski boor se Apna lund nikaal liya
Use takleef mein dekhke
Main socha abhi uski gaand nahi maarunga
Main...aaja meri jaan abteri baari hai
Meena...main toh kabse tayyar baithi hoon
Main...toh wahan kyun khadi hai
Aaja mera lund chus

Meena ghutno ke bal baith gayi
Aur mera Lund chusne lagi
Pehli baar tha uska
Lekin phir bhi woh badhiya chus rahi thi
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Usne mujhe teen teen boor dilwayi thi
Main socha use pyar se chodunga
Kuch der tak meena mere lund ko chusti rahi
Phir main uske munh ko chodne laga
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Dheere dheere taaki use takleef na ho
Meena bhi bade maze se mera lund Apne munh mein lene lagi
Uske baad main meena ko lita diya
Aur uski boor pe lund set karke ek dhakka maar diya
Mera aadha lund uski boor mein sama gaya
Main bina deri kiye ek aur dhakka maara
Mera lund uski boor mein sama gaya
Aur woh rone lagi
Aur behosh ho gayi
Manju apne maa ko hosh mein leke aayi
Hosh mein aate hi woh rone lagi
Ritu...bada maze le rahi thi
Ab kaisa lag raha hai maa
Ab pata chala kitna dard hota hai
Is munsal lund se chudne mein
Manju...bas maa thodi der aur

Yeh bolke manju apni maa ki chuchiyo ko dabane lagi
Main uski boor ke daane ko masalne laga
Kuchh hi der mein woh apni gaand hilane lagi
Uske baad main uski boor ka bhosda banane laga
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Meena...haaye daiyya kitna bada lund hai
Kitna maza aaraha hai
Kyun lala apni biwi ko chudte hue dekh maza aaraha hai ki nahi

Lala bhosdika bhi garam ho chuka tha
Par bechara kuchh kar nahi sakta tha
Hath pair jo bandhe hue the

Main meena ko pyar se chodne laga
Meena ek aisi aurat thi
Jisne Apne pati ke alawa kisi aur ki taraf aankh uthake bhi nahi dekha tha
Aur aaj woh khud Apne pati ke saamne
Mujhse chudwa rahi thi
Meena...aur jor se rahul jee
Aap kitna achcha chodte hain
Bas aise hi chodte rahiye
Main...haan meri jaan
Bas aise hi chodunga tujhe
Apni gaand maarne degi
Meena...ab toh mera sab kuchh aapka hi hai
Maar lijiye
Main...dard bahut hoga
Meena...meri beti ki bhi toh maari hai Apne gaand
Bas aise hi rahul jee

KUCHH der baad meena jhadne lagi
Phir main use pet ke bal lita diya
Aur uski gaand mein do ungli daal diya
Woh uchhal padi
Main ungli daalke
Uski gaand ke chhed ko kholne laga
Phir main apna lund uski gaand pe set kiya
Aur ek dhakka maara
Mera aadha Lund usko gaand mein sama gaya
Woh rone lagi
Aur behosh ho gayi
Uski gaand se khoon nikalne laga
Main bina deri kiye ek aur dhakka maara
Aur Apna poora lund uski gaand mein utaar diya
Manju use hosh mein. Leke aayi
Hosh mein aate hi woh rone lagi
Main uski peeth chumte hue uski gaand maarne laga
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Meena...maar daala rahul jee
Aapka lund kitna bada aur sakht hai
Aisa lag raha hai
Ki loha meri gaand faad raha ho
Dard ho raha hai raahul jee
Main...bas thodi der aur meri jaan

Yeh bolke main bina ruke uski gaand maarne laga
Kuchh der mein use bhi maza aane laga
Phir woh jhadne lagi
Main uski gaand se Apna Lund nikaala
Aur ritu phir uski boor mein daalke use ghodi banake chodne laga
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Meena aahein bharne lagi
Main...meena meri jaan kya mere bachche ki maa banegi
Meena...haaye daiyya is umar mein
Main...toh kya hua
Main tera poora khyal rakhkhunga
Meena...aap jaisa kahein rahul jee
Main..oh meena tu Kitni achchi hai

Yeh bolke main meena ki boor faadne laga
Kuchh ho der mein uski boor paani chhod di
Main bhi kuchh der baad uski boor mein jhadne laga .....
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Black

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UPDATE 70
Uske baad main apne kapde pehna
Aur lala ko khol diya
Lala ki ankho mujhe gussa aur nafrat dono dikh raha tha
Main...meena ise agar main jail mein dalwa doon
Zindagi bhar ke liye
Toh tujhe koi problem toh nahi hai
Meena...dalwa dijiye


Yeh sunke lala mere pair pakad liya
Aur gid gidane laga
Main...tu kitna harami hai madarchod
Tere saamne maine teri biwi ko teri dono beti ko chod diya
Aur tu mere saamne gid gida raha hai
Teri ulti ginti usi din shuru ho gayi thi
Jis din tune seema ko choda tha
Agar tune us din seema ko nahi choda hota
Toh woh mere sath woh sab nahi karti
Aur main tere sath yeh
Isi liye agar tu nahi chahta
Ki main tujhe jail mein dalwau
Toh yahan se itni door chala jaa
Ki tu kisi ke dhundne pe bhi na mile


Yeh sunke jo lala bhaaga hai
Bhaagta raha
Jaise main bhaaga tha Apne gaon aur parivar ko chhodke
Raaste mein lala ko kuchh log uthake le gaye
Aur uski gaand maarne lage
Woh lala ki gaand tab tak maarte rahe jab tak lala mar nahi gaya
Phir unhone uski laash ko jala diya
Mere dil ko jo sukun mila hai
Haaye
Uske baad main wahan se nikalke
Haveli pahunch gaya
Aur kaamini ke room mein ghus gaya
Kaamini bistar pe leti hui thi
Main uski gaand pe hath rakh diya
Kaamini munh ghumake dekhi
Lekin jaise hi main use dekha shock ho gaya
Boorchodi do din se kuchh khaayi nahi thi
Upar se ro ro ke apna bura haal kar liya tha
Is boorchodi ko bhi mujhse pyar ho gaya
Kaamini mujhe dekhke rone lagi
Main...yeh kya hai
Tune do din se khana kyun nahi khaya
Kaamini..mujhe laga ab aap mere paas kabhi nahi aayenge
Main..faaltu ki baatein mat socha kar
Tujhse vaada kiya hai
Toh shaadi bhi karunga
Main harami hoon
Lekin itna bhi nahi ki apna vaada poora na karu
Ab rona band kar


Yeh sunke kaamini khush ho gayi
Aur mere chehre ko chumne lagi
Pehle mujhe pyar se ghutan hoti thi
Lekin ab toh mujhe achcha lagta hai
Main... achcha ab bas kar
Aur jaake shruti ko leke aaja


Yeh sunke kaamini mujhe ajeeb najro se dekhne lagi
Main..dar mat mujhe uski boor nahi chahiye
Ab jaldi se jaa


Yeh sunke kaamini uchhalte hue
Room se bahar chali gayi
Kuchh Der baad woh shruti ko leke aagayi
Aur mere saamne baitha di


Main..tu kahan ja rahi hai
Baith yahin pe


Kaamini bhi wohin baith gayi
Shruti..aapne toh kaha tha
Ki aap mere paas daily ek ghanta aayenge
Main..woh main is liye nahi aaya dobara tere paas
Kyunki pehle din hi tu mujhse woh sab baatein ugalwa li thi
Jo main nahi batana chahta tha
Shruti..iska matlab aap dar gaye the
Ki kahin main aapko badal na doon
Main..munh band rakh apna
Aur meri baat dhyan se sun
Main teri ankhein theek kar sakta hoon
Badle mein tu mujhe kya degi
Shruti...koi doctor meri aankhein theek nahi kar sakta
Main... Jo puchha hai.uska jawab de
Shruti...agar aap meri ankhein theek kar denge
Toh main aapko kya de sakti hoon
Main...ek bachcha
Shruti...waise toh yeh mumkin nahi hai.ki meri Ankhein theek ho jaaye
Par agar aap theek kar bhi denge
Toh bhi main aapki ghulam banke rahungi
Kyunki aap jaisa insaan kisi ke liye bhi bematlab ka nahi karta
Issse achcha main andhi hi Rahu
Main...agar main tujhse shaadi kar loon
Toh
Shruti...shaadi karne ke baad bhi aap mujhe rakhel ki tarah hi rakhkhenge
Isi liye rehne dijiye
Main...khijlate hue...badi boorchodi hai tu
Theek hai main tujhe tab hi hath lagaunga
Jab tu kahegi
Tere sath humesha pyar se baat karunga
Tera sath kabhi nahi chhodunga
Lekin tujhe mujhe ek bachcha dena hoga


Is boorchodi ki man ki baatein bhi sunayi nahi de rahi thi
Pata nahi kaise laude jaisi power thi
Shruti..khaaiye apni maa ki kasam
Main...badi harami hai tu
Baap ke poore lakshan hai tujhmein
Theek hai
Maa kasam jo bola hai woh karunga
Shruti..aapko meri behen se bhi shaadi karni hogi
Kaamini... shruti yeh kya bachpana hai
Shruti... rape kar sakte hain
Shaadi nahi kar sakte
Main...aur bhi koi demand hai
Toh bata de
Meri gaand bhi maang le
Jab bhi dil kare usmein belan gusati rehna


Yeh sunke shruti hans di
Main khijla gaya
Surbhi...nahi bas itna hi kaafi hai


Uske baad main apni surbhi ko apni ankhein band karne ko bola
Woh apni ankhein band kar li
Main Apna hath uske sar pe rakhkha
Aur mere hath se safed raushni nikalne lagi
Phir main apna hath hata liya
Main...ab khol apni ankhein


Shruti dheere dheere apni ankhein kholne lagi
Jab uski ankhein poori khul gayi
Toh uske saamne main baitha hua tha
Woh mujhe upar se neeche tak dekhne lagi
Tabhi uski najar kaamini pe padi
Shruti...khush hote hue...bua main dekh sakti hoon


Yeh sunte hi kaamini ki ankho mein khushi ke aansu aagaye
Aur woh surbhi ko seene se laga li
Main...ab main ja raha hoon
Pandit se bolke mahurat nikalwa le
Uske baad mujhe phone kar diyo
Teri bua se bhi meri shaadi ho rahi hai
Yeh toh pata hai na tujhe


Yeh sunke surbhi kaamini ki taraf dekhi
Surbhi... pata hai mujhe
Pehle mujhe laga tha
Ki aap majak kar rahe hain
Lekin aapne toh sachmein meri ankhein theek kar di
Waise aap mujhse bachcha kyun chahte hain
Main...mera man hai mujhe Apne liye 100 bachche Chahiye


Yeh sunke woh dono shock ho gayi
Shruti...lekin aap itne bachcho ka karenge kya
Main... century maarunga
100 alag alag aurto se 100 bachche
Mera naam Guinness world record mein shaamil hoga
Shruti...jhuth bhi bolna nahi aata aapko
Main... chup reh
Kaamini main jaa raha hoon
Warna yeh mera dimaag kharab kar degi


Yeh sunke kaamini mujhe kiss kar di


Shruti..rukiye na


Uske baad main wahan se nikal gaya
Bhosdika yeh kaisa example hua
Guinness world records
Iski maa ko chodu
Ab mujhe toh khud bhi nahi pata tha
Ki mujhe 100 bachche kyun chahiye the
Bas mujhe 100 bachche Chahiye the
Yeh betichod Lucifer pata nahi mujhse kya kya karwa raha tha
Gaandu andar jinda hai
Ya mar gaya
Yeh kya chod faila raha hai tu


Lekin Lucifer ne koi jawab nahi diya
Ab kaamini ki family se
Mujhe 6 bachche milne waale the
Paancho chachi se 5
Woh alag baat thi ki malti chachi ko abhi tak main nahi choda tha
Kajri family 3
Lala ke ghar se 3
Jyoti randi se kaun bachcha paida karega
Aarti bua se ek
Aur unki chaaro beti se 4 matlab total 5
Megha aur richa se 2
Meri apni behno se 4
Kavya aur kavita 2
Doctor se 1
Lisa aur jane se 2
Divya ki family 3
Principal aur uski dono beti 3
Rashmi madam 1
Kiran radha aur urvashi se 3
Seema ki family se 3
Badi bua ki do beti aur do bahu thi
Unki family se 5
Majhli bua ki bhi 3 beti hi thi...4
Abhi bhi behenchod 40 aur chahiye the
Kya randaapa hai
Madarchod
Are randwe bata de ki yeh sab mujhse kyun karwa raha hai
Bhosdike ek baar infinity stones hath lag jaane de


Lekin sabse bada betichod toh writer hai
PATA nahi kaisi kahani likh raha hai
Pehle sirf chudai thi
Lekin ab bachche bhi chahiye


Main writer ko gaaali de hi raha tha
Ki main ek gaddhe mein gid gaya
Writer ko bhi gaali nahi de sakta
Pata nahi kya karega mere sath


Yeh sab sochte hue main ghar aagaya
Ghar aate hi neha mere paas aagayi
Aur mere sath baith gayi
Neha...kuchh khaiyega
Main...tu kabse itni respect dene lagi mujhe
Yaad hai na
Main tujhse chhota hai
Neha...bataiye na kuchh khaayenge
Main... doodh peena hai


Yeh sunke neha sharma gayi
Neha... chaliye room mein peelati hoon
Main...than ka doodh peena hai mujhe


Yeh sunke neha aur jyada sharma gayi
Main...kya hua
Neha... sharmate hue..uske liye toh aapko pehle mujhse shaadi karni hogi
Phir mujhe maa banana hoga
Phir jab humara bachcha paida hoga
Tab jaake mere than se doodh niklega


Yeh ho kya raha hai behenchod
Udhar surbhi gaand maarne pe tuli hui thi
Idhar yeh
Main neha ke saamne hath jod liya
Main...meri maa mujhe cow ya buffalo ya goat teeno mein se kisi ka milk laake de de


Yeh sunke neha buri tarah se sharminda ho gayi
Aur wahan se bhaag gayi
Tabhi raani mere liye doodh leke aagayi
Woh mujhe nangi dikh rahi thi
Rani...aise kya dekh rahe hain
Main...main kahan kuch dekh raha hoon


Aur uske baad main doodh peene laga
Uske man ki baatein sunke main khush ho gaya
Udhar shanti chachi ne malti chachi ko sab kuchh bata diya tha
Malti chachi ro ro ke apna haal bura kar li thi
Baaki teeno chachi ko bhi sab pata chal chuka tha
Unhein toh pehle hi ajit se koi ummid nahi thi
Woh toh mujhe hi apna sab kuchh maan chuki thi
Doodh peene ke baad main apni ankhein band karke let gaya
Aangan mein khaat pe sone ka maza hi kuchh aur hota hai
Tabhi mujhe ehsaas hua.ki koi mera sar daba raha hai
Main ankhein kholke dekha
Toh komal thi
Main phir se so gaya
Kuchh der komal mera sar dabayi
Uske baad woh chali gayi
Phir raat mein hum sab khana khaane lage
Behenchod sab mujhe nangi dikh rahi thi
Main jaldi jaldi khaya
Uske baad Apne room mein aagaya
Jaise hi main room mein pahuncha
Neha mere peeche aagayi
Neha...kya hua
Main...kuch nahi
Neha...bataiye na
Itna sa kaun khata hai
Kya mujhse koi galti ho gayi
Main...are nahi meri jaan


Yeh bolke main neha ko apni baaho mein bhar liya
Aur uske hont chumne laga
Woh bhi mera sath dene lagi
Tabhi humare room mein kavya ghus gayi
Aur woh hum dono ko is haalat mein dekhke shock ho gayi
Neha jhatke se mujhse alag ho gayi
Kavya...yeh kya kar rahe ho tum dono
Main... pyar
Kavya...bhai behen mein chhi
Main...dekho Kavya didi mera mood aaj bahut achcha hai
Toh aap apni tashreef yahan se le jaiye


Yeh sunke kavya mujeh laanat bhari najro se dekhi
Aur wahan se chali gayi


Main...iski bhi garmi nikaalni padegi


Tabhi mujhe ehsaas hua
Ki mujhe yeh baat apne man mein bolni thi
Neha ki ankho mein ansu aagaye
Aur woh wahan se chali gayi
Is haramzaadi kavya ki toh sabse pehle gaand maarunga
Main apna sar pakadke baith gaya
Tabhi mujhe Apne kandhe pe kisi ka hath mehsus hua
Neha thi
Main...tu toh mujhse naraz ho gayi thi
Neha...thi toh sahi
Par phir sochi ki main aapko badal nahi sakti
Haan bas ek vaada kijiye
Aap kabhi bhi kisi se zabardasti nahi karenge
Main... zabardasti ki definition toh de
Neha...ghurte hue...rape
Main...woh toh main waise bhi nahi karta
Neha...khaiye meri kasam
Main...main teri kasam kyun khaaun


Yeh sunte hi neha rone lagi
Main...are ro kyun rahi hai
Achcha theek hai
Main teri kasam khaata hoon rape nahi karunga


Yeh sunke neha ek hi jhatke mein rona band kar di
Behenchod yeh kab se Psycho ho gayi
Neha...main aapke sath so jaun
Main... main mana karunga toh tu maanegi
Neha...nahi toh
Main...toh ohir Puch kyun rahi hai
Neha..meri marzi


Yeh bolke neha mere sath le gayi
Ab main use kya batata ki mera lund akad gaya tha
Aur woh chudai maang raha tha
Neha mere seene se lipat gayi
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