UPDATE 66
Toh malti chachi apni dono beti ko leke apne room mein chali gayi
Saali ne na kisi se hi kiya na hello kiya
Iski boor maaru
Maa ki laudi
Chhodo Apne ko kya karna hai
Apne paas toh neha hai
Agar koi soch raha hai ki main badal jaaunga
Ghanta
Mere dil ka dard kam ho raha tha
Jab bhi neha mujhe pyar se dekhti thi
Sher shikaar karna kabhi nahi bhulta
Yeh uske khoon mein hota hai
Waise hi chudai karna mere khoon mein hai
Tabhi mere kaano mein kisi ki awaj sunayi di
Is boor chudi ko kya hogaya
Main long vision se dekhne laga
Aur woh scene dekhte hi meri jhaantein sulag gayi
Saala mere maal ko touch kar rahe the
Main... neha se...abhi thodi der mein aaraha hoon
Neha...jaldi aaiyega
Main...ok meri jaan
Bas thodi der mein aajaunga
Uske baad main ghar ke bahar aagaya
Aur palak jhapakte hi
Phaunch gaya
Purane khandaro mein jahan
Do ladke ek ladki ka rape karne ki koshish kar rahe the
Aur woh ladki kaun thi
Woh ladki riya thi
Yeh saali yahan kar kya rahi hai
Itni sunsaan jagah pe
Main maara ek pichhwade pe laat
Uski haddi toot gayi
Woh cheekhne laga
Ab dekho bhai mujhe ladte waqt dialogue maarne ka koi shauk nahi hai
Isi liye main dusre ladke ko gale se pakad ke hawa mein utha liya
Lekin tabhi meri najar padi riya pe
Uske kapde kayi jagah se fat gaye the
Main...haan toh mere laal isse pehle ki main tujhe peela kar doon
Bata de ki ise yahan leke kyun aaya tha
Bata de mere lala
Bematlab mein maara jaayega
Ab woh mujhe ishaare kar raha tha
Ki main use chhod doon
Uske gale se awaj nikal nahi rahi thi
Toh maine use chhod diya
Woh zameen pe gida aur khaansne laga
Main....ab batayega ya phir Teri amma chod doon
Ladka...humein iski bhabhi ne paise diye the
Iska balatkar karne ke liye
Aur sath mein video bhi banane ke liye
Yeh sunte hi jo pehla ladka jiski gaand main tod chuka tha
Woh saala cheekhe ja raha tha
Main màara saale ke sar pe laat
Uska sar kharbooje ki tarah foot gaya
Yeh dekhke riya ki cheekh nikal gayi
Aur dusra ladka paaglo ki tarah wahan se bhaagne laga
Lekin main kahan use bakhshne wala tha
Main ek patthar uthaya
Jo ki chhota sa tha
Maara saale ki taraf
Woh patthar uske bheje ke paar ho gaya
Aur aakhri cheekh ke sath woh parlon sidhar gaya
Main riya ki taraf dekha
Woh mujhe dekhke ghabra chuki thi
Main...sabse pehle tu mujhe yeh bata
Ki tu inke sath yahan aayi kyun thi
Waise mujhe pata tha
Ki woh kyun aayi thi
Main...batayegi ya phir tujhe inke khoon ke iljaam mein police se pakadwa doon
Tune kya mujhe maamuli gunda samajh rakhkha hai
Bata jaldi
Yeh sunke riya rone lagi
Aur apne sharir ko chhipane lagi
Riya...rote hue...main inhein aapka ghar dikhane le ja rahi thi
Main...kyum
Riya...maine inhein paise diye the
Aapko jaan se maarne ke liye
Lekin yeh yahan pahunchte hi mere sath zabardasti karne lage
Aur Aapne hi mujhe bacha liya
Main...yeh teri boorchodi bhabhi ko kya ho gaya hai
Riya...maine unhein lala se chudwate hue dekh liya tha
Bhabhi bahut kameeni aurat hain
Unhone humare bhaiya ko bhi alag karwa diya humare Ghar se
Jab maine unhein dhamki di
Ki agar woh ghar nahi aayi
Toh main bhaiya ko bata dungi
Ki woh lala se chudwati hain
Toh unhone mere sath yeh sab kar diya
Main...ek baat bata
Tu mujhe maarna Kyun chahti hai
Riya...aapne meri behen aur maa ka rape kiya hai isi liye
Main...are boorchodi teri maa aur behen apni marzi se chudwayi hain mujhse
Tum behen ki laudiyo ka samajh hi nahi aata
Bina soche samjhe hi kuchh bhi kar jaati ho
Woh toh achcha hai
Ki mera mood aaj fresh hai
Warna inki jagah main khud tujhe pel deta
Ja ab ghar
Yeh sunke Riya apna sar jhuka li
Main...ek minute ruk
Riya ruk gayi
Main uske saamne gaya
Aur Apni shirt utaar diya
Ab baniyan toh main pehenta nahi tha
Riya meri body ko dekhne lagi
Main... yeh le pehen le
Aur sun le
Tu meri hone waali biwi hai
Agar dobara aisa hua
Toh shaadi ke Pehle hi teri boor faad dunga
Yeh sunke riya apni mundi neeche kar li
Aur wahan se aage badh gayi
Main wahan se nikal ke pahunch gaya ghar
Ghar pahunchte hi main dekha
Shanti chachi aur malti chachi kuchh baatein kar rahi hai
Is shanti ko bhi chain nahi hai
Behenchod meri raam Katha
Suna rahi thi maalti ko
Main pooja ke paas chala gaya
Jo rasoi mein thi
Main jaake use peeche se gale laga liya
Pooja... neha Dekh legi
Main...main use pehle hi bata chuka hoon
Pooja...kya bataya tune
Main...yahi ki aap meri ho
Pooja...tujhe badnami ka dar nahi lagta
Malti chachi Kavya aur kavita kya sochengi
Main...unka chhodo aap yeh batao aap kya sochti ho
Pooja...tujhe kya lagta hai
Yeh sunke main apna hath didi ki shalwar mein daal diya
Aur unki boor ko sehlane laga
Pooja...chhod na khana bana lene de pehle
Main...aap hi kyun hoti ho
Har waqt rasoi mein
Pooja...ek waqt ka khana main banati hoon
Ek waqt ka teeno chachi
Aur subah ka nashta richa aur megha
Main aur tezi se didi ki boor masalne laga tha
Tabhi richa ki najar humpe padi
Main pooja ko peechhe se baaho mein bhare hua tha
Richa...man mein...yeh toh neha se pyar karta hai
Phir yeh pooja didi se aise kyun chipka hua hai
Kahin pooja didi ko bhi toh nahi fansa isne
Hey bhagwaan yeh kaisa insaan hai
Maana ki iske sath bahut galat hua
Iska matlab yeh thodi hai
Ki yeh apni behno ke peechhe hi pad jaaye
Main apna dusra hath pooja ki kameez mein ghusa diya
Aur uske doodh ko dheere dheere dabane laga
Apni aankhein band karke
Woh bhi aahein bharne lagi
Tabhi shanti aur malti chachi ki najar humpe padi
Shanti chachi ko toh ab meri Kisi baat ko jaanke jhatka nahi lagta tha
Lekin malti chachi yeh dekhke shock ho gayi
Malti... Didi yeh kya paap ho raha hai himare ghar mein
Yeh dono toh sage bhai behen hain
Yeh aisa Kaise kar sakte hain
Chhe chhe
Shanti...jatin ki teeno biwi ko bhi chod chuka hai yeh nigoda
Woh teeno toh pet se bhi ho chuki hain shayad
Yeh sunke malti aur jyada shock ho gayi
Malti...yeh kya keh rahi hain aap.aisa kaise ho sakta hai
Un teeno ko sharam nahi aayi
Aisa karte hue
Tabhi main malti chachi ki taraf dekha
Aur mujhe dekhte hi unki boor buri tarah se paaani bahane lagi
Malti...man mein...hey bhagwaan
Yeh kya ho raha hai
Aaj tak meri boor ne itna paani nahi bahaya tha.jitna ab baha rahi hai
Aisa kyun ho raha hai.oh maa
Main didi ki gardan ko chumte hue ek hath se unke doodh daba raha tha
Aur dusre hath se unki boor sehla raha tha
Kuchh hi der mein didi ka sharir jhatke khaane laga
Aur didi jhadne lagi
Wohin malti chachi bhi jhadne lagi
Tabhi malti chachi ne shanti chachi ki taraf dekha
Shanti...tere sath bhi wohi hua na
Malti...kya matlab
Shanti...jyada bholi mat ban
Rahul ko dekhke teri boor paani chhodne lagi hogi
Malti... Didi yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahi ho
Shanti...sach hi toh keh rahi hoon
Jab bhi use dekhti hoon
Mera bhi yahi haal hota hai
Malti... par aisa kyun hota hai
Aur aapko sharam nahi aati aisa karte hud
Shanti...tune uska lund nahi dekha hai
Jis din Dekh legi na
Teri raato ki neend haram ho jaayegi
Malti... dekho didi mujhe yeh sab nahi sunna main kyun dekhungi uske lund ko
Kya mere paas pati nahi hain
Shanti...wohi pati jo bahar randiyo ke paas jaake munh maarta rehta hai
Tu mujhe bewakoof bana rahi hai
Ab use tujhmein interest nahi hai
Do ghante pehle tune phone kiya tha use
Agar zara bhi tujhse pyar hota
Toh ab tak aagaya hota
Yeh sunke malti ne apna munh bana liya
Maalti... chhodiye na didi mujhe us baare mein baat nahi karni hai
Mujhe toh yakeen nahi ho raha hai
Ki iske sath itna sab kuchh ho gaya
Aur yeh abhi tak zinda hai
Aise logo ke toh hazaro dushman hote hain
Shanti...gaon mein baat faili hui hai
Ki thakur aur uske ghar ke saare mardo ko isi ne maara hai
Aur uske ghar ki aurto ko apni rakhel bana rakhkha hai
Malti...kuchh bhi ho didi
Mujhe isse kya matlab
Woh toh mere pitaji ne yahan bhej diya mujhe
Kehte hain ki pati ka ghar hi sab kuchh hota hai
Shanti...unhein kya pata
Ki pati kitna harami hai
Malti...aisa mat boliye didi woh kaise bhi ho
Hain toh mere pati hi
Uske baad main pooja ke pass baith gaya
Pooja...bahut badmaash hai tu
Ab ja na yahan par se
Mujhe tujhe dekh ke kuch hone lagta hai
Main...main toh nahi ja raha
Aap ko dekhna mujhe achcha lag raha hai
Pooja...haan haan pata hai
Tujhe kya dekhna achcha lagta hai
Main..taane mat maaro
Warna main baat nahi karunga
Pooja...tu samajhta kyun nahi hai
Main... pehle batao kya ho raha hai
Tab jaunga yahan se
Pooja...meri boor paani bahane lagti hai
Jab bhi tu mere paas hota hai
Main...theek hai ja raha hoon
Pyar ki toh koi qadar hi nahi hai
Yeh bolke main angan mein aagaya
Ab dekho neha komal aur rani ek sath baithi tv dekh rahi thi
Richa aur megha Apne room mein thi
Kavya aur kavita Apne room mein
Main behenchod yahan apna lund leke baitha hua tha
Tabhi main socha kaamini se mil aata hoon
Do din ho gaye
Behenchod kam se kam wahan choot toh mil jayegi
Aaj Anuradha aur bindu ka kaam tamam kar hi deta hoon
Toh main bahar ja hi raha tha
Ki shanti chachi ne mujhe awaj di
Ab is boorchodi ko kya ho gaya
Main unke paas chala gaya
Main...kya hua chachi
Shanti...woh malti keh rahi hai
Ki tu uske pati ko yahan aane de
Main...nahi
Inko agar usse milna hai
Toh wohin chali jaaye
Malti... unki galti itni badi toh nahi hai
Ki tu unhein aisi saza de raha hai
Yeh sunke main hansne laga
Main...aap ho ki uski itni chinta kar rahi ho
Aur wahan woh teeno haramkhor
Ek randi ke sath chudai kar raha hai
Yeh sunke woh dono shock ho gayi
Shanti...yeh kya bakwaas hai
Malti...woh aisa nahi kar sakte
Main...yakeen na aaye toh khud jaake dekh lo
Ya phir main le chalu
Shanti...gusse mein...agar teri baat sach hui
Toh main usse saare rishte tod dungi
Aur agar jhuth hui
Toh main tujhse saare rishte tod dungi
Main...sahi hai
Aap bhi chal rahi ho malti chachi
Malti...nahi
Unki ankho mein ansu the
Woh Apne room mein chali gayi
Main shanti chachi ko car mein baithne ko bola
Aur phir unhein leke pahunch gaya
Khet waale ghar mein
Wahan pahunchte hi
Shanti chachi ke hosh udd gaye
Sudhir neeche leta hua tha
Sudhir ka lund randi ki gaand mein tha
Randhir ka Lund uski boor mein
Aur ajit ka Lund uske munh mein
Main mobile nikaala
Aur laga recording karne
Shanti chachi apni chappal utaari
Aur maari randhir ki gaand pe
Woh teeno shock ho gaye
Ajit Apne hatho se apna lund chhipaane laga
Wohin randhir ne uski boor se Apna lund nikaala
Aur ek taraf hoke apna Lund chhipane laga
Shanti...rote hue...tum teeno bhai utna gid sakte ho
Yeh main kabhi nahi Sochi thi
Ek hi randi ke sath teeno chhii
Tabhi shanti chachi ne ek aur chappal jad diya
Randhir ko
Randhir chahta toh shanti chachi ko maar sakta tha
Lekin mujhe dekhke uski fat gayi thi
Shanti...nikal jao yahan se dono bhai
Kyun ji bed pe pade ho
Sewa main karti hoon tumhari
Khaana main banake laati hoon
Dawai main khilati hoon
Aur uske baad bhi mujhse tumhara dil nahi bhara
Kaash us din maine Rahul ko nahi roka hota
Kaash woh tumhein maar deta
Sudhir...gusse mein...yeh kya bakwaas kar rahi ho
Ghar jao chup chaap yahan se
Yeh sunte hi shanti chachi ka gussa saatwe aasaman pe pahunch gaya
Maari woh sudhir ke munh pe ek chappal
Randhir aur ajit kapde pehne air nikal liye wahan se
Unhein kutto ki tarah maar nahi khana tha
Sudhir shock ho gaya
Apni biwi se chappal khaake
Tabhi woh randi bhi kapde pehnne lagi
Main uske saamne chala gaya
Main...tu Kahan ja rahi hai
Dekho sahab mera in sab baato se koi vaasta nahi hai
Mujhe jaane do yahan se
Main... Nahi jaane diya toh kya kar legi
Main jinke liye kaam karti hoon
Woh bahut khatarnaak log hain
Agar main Apne time pe wapas nahi pahunchi
Toh woh mujhe bhi maar denge
Aur aap sabko bhi
Main...tu yeh kaam apni marzi se nahi karti
Nahi mujhse zabardasti karwate hain woh log
Main...naam bata Apne maalik ka
Aap kya kar loge
Maine kaha na woh bahut khatarnaak log hain
Main...tu yeh sab chhodna chahti hain
Bhagwaan ko bolte bolte thak gayi
Ki woh mujhe yeh sab karne se bacha le
Lekin woh sunta hi nahi hai
Hoga tab toh sunega
Yeh bolke uski aankho mein ansu aagaye
Main...ek kaam kar Apne kapde pehen
Aur seedha yahan se police station ja
Wahan sub inspector divya hogi
Usse meri baat karwa dena
Woh soch mein pad gayi
Main... jhunjlate hue... pata nahi tum randiyo ko samajh kyun nahi aata
Mera naam rahul the devil hai
Agar phone aaye toh bata dena Apne maalik ko
Yeh sunke woh shock ho gayi
aur dar ke maare kaanpne lagi
Phir jaise taise woh Apne kapde pehni
Aur wahan se chali jaati reh gayi
Wohin dusri taraf shanti chachi fut fut ke ro rahi thi
Main...ab aap chalogi mere sath mein
Ya phir main jaun yahan se
Shanti...gusse mein...koi kahin nahi jaayega
Main ise iske kiye ko saza deke rahungi
Tum mujhe iske saamne randiyo ki tarah chodo
Agar yeh yahan se jaane ki koshish kare
Ya kuchh bhi ulta bole
Toh iske hath pair tod dena
Agar yeh mere rehte kisi aur ko chod sakta hai
Toh main bhi isi ki biwi hoon
Mere chehre pe ek devil.muskaan aagaya
Are bhai future dekhne ka yahi toh fayda hai
Aapko pata hota hai
Ki aage kya hone waala hai....
