UPDATE 60
Agli subah main uthke ready hua
Aur pahunch gaya
Sarpanch ke ghar
Ek ladki bahar khel rahi thi
Use dekhke mera lund khada ho gaya
Main...jara sarpanch ji ko bula dena
Ladki mujhe upar se leke neeche tak dekhi
Aur phir andar chali gayi
Kuchh der baad sarpanch aagaya
Main use namaste kiya
Sarpanch...tum ajay singh ke bete ho na
Main...jee sarpanch ji
Aap mujhe jaante hain
Sarpanch... tumhein kaun nahi jaanta
Poore gaon mein tumhare charche hain
Har koi tumhein apna damad banana chahta hai
Main...lekin main toh rapist hoon
Sarpanch... paisa logo ka andha kar deta hai
Lekin mujhe pata hai
Ki tumne Seema ke sath kuch galat nahi kiya tha
Main...kyun
Sarpanch... kyunki ajay Singh mera dost tha
Mujhe uske khoon pe poora bharosa hai
Tumhare sath galat kiya seema ne
Main...aur ab main chahta hoon
Ki aap use uske kiye ki saza dein
Use aur uske parivar ka gaon se bahishkaar kar ke
Sarpanch...main aisa nahi kar sakta
Uske liye mujhe sabut chahiye hoga
Main...sabut hai lala ka beta suresh
Jis waqt usne mujhe rape ka iljaam lagwaya
Us waqt suresh se woh chudwa rahi thi
Suresh khud is baat ki gawahi dega
Sarpanch...agar aisi baat hai
Toh phir theek hai
Main...ek kaam aur dijiye
Badle mein aap jo chahenge
Main karwa dunga
Sarpanch...batao
Main...uski saza main tay karunga
Badle mein aapko jo chahiye main dunga
Sarpanch...main chahta hoon
Ki tum is gaon mein ek hospital banwa do
THAKUR ne yahan ke logo ki zameen jabt kar rakhkhi hai
Us wajah se agar kisi ka bachcha beemaar padta hai
Toh unke paas ilaaj karwane ke liye paise nahi hote hain
Agar tum yahan hospital banwa doge
Toh koi bachcha beemaari se nahi marega
Main...theek hai main banwa deta hoon
Yahan hospital
Woh bhi aisa ki jahan ilaaj free mein hoga
Yeh sunke sarpanch ke chehre pe khushi dekhne layak thi
Ek minute aap sab yeh toh nahi soch rahe
Ki main itna dariya dil kaise ho gaya
Toh baat yeh hai
Ki is wajah se mujhe iske ghar aane jaane mein koi problem nahi hogi
Aur iske do jawan beti hain
Do bahu hai
Aur do biwi hai
Tharakpan dekh rahe ho mera
6 boor ke chakkar mein
Main kayi crores kharch karne wala tha
Lekin ismein mera bhi fayda tha
Ab agar main free hospital banwa deta hoon
Toh yahan ke log mujhe devta samjhenge
Mere parivar pe jo kalank laga hai
Woh mit jayega
Aur bhi bahut saare fayde honge
Lekin isse bhi bada fayda mujhe hone wala tha
Main...ab aap Panchayat baithwaiye
Shaam ke 4 baje
Tabhi sarpanch ki badi beti
Jiski age kareeb 20 saal hogi
Dikhne mein ek dum bawal thi
Woh mere liye nashta leke aagayi
Ab dekho bhai Lucifer mere andar jab se samaya tha
Tab se do cheezein ho rahi thi
Pehli jo seal pack ladki thi
Jinhone kabhi nahi chudwaya tha
Mujhe dekhke unka dil machalne lagta tha
Aur jo chudi hui thi
Unki boor machalne lagti thi
Toh Uske baad main nashta kiya
Sarpanch ki beti mujhe dekhke khoyi hui thi
Tabhi sarpanch ne use andar jaane ko bola
Woh chali gayi
Main nashta kiya
Aur pahunch gaya lala ke ghar
Mujhe dekhte hi lala ki gaand fat gayi
Aur uski biwi ki boor paani bahane lagi
Main...dekho lala aaj 4 baje seema pe Panchayat baith rahi hai
Main chahta hoon
Ki tumhara beta gawahi de
Lala...darte hue...kis baat ke liye
Main..jis din seema ne mujhpe rape ka iljaam lagwaya
Us din tumhara beta uski chudai karke gaya tha
Lala...kya aisa nahi ho sakta
Main...aisa hi hai
Toh tum Apne bete se baat karoge
Ya main karu
Lala... haklate hue...main karunga
Woh gawahi jarur dega
Main...theek hai
Aur agar kuch aana kaani kare
Toh use yeh video dikha dena
Aur uske baad main Apne phone mein ek video play kar diya
Jismein ek aadmi bandha hua tha
Aur kayi ladke uski gaand maar rahe the
Lala ki toh jaan hi halak mein aagayi
Main...yeh haal tum dono baap bete ka hoga
Samjhe
Aur bhosdike kabhi toh paani puchh liya kar
Lala..abhi mangwata hoo
Main...rehne de
Tabhi meri najar lala ki biwi pe padi
Mujhe dekhke uski boor se paani bahe ja raha tha
Uske baad main wahan se nikla hi tha
Ki ek goli mere bheje ko cheerti hui nikal gayi
Dard lauda nahi hua
Tabhi main super speed mein wahan pahunch gaya
Yeh koi 30 saal ka aadmi tha
Jiske hath mein sniper gun thi
Mujhe dekhke woh shock ho gaya
Mere maathe se khoon nikal raha tha
Tabhi main heal ho gaya
Yeh dekhke uski gaand fat gayi
Main...main Apne devil waale roop mein aagaya
Mujhe devil waale roop mein dekhke
Use heart attack aagaya
Aur woh wohin mar gaya
Oh behenchod ab samajh mein aaya
Yeh principal usi jailor ki Biwi hai
Jise maine maara tha
Jahan mujhe umarqaid hui thi
Ab maza aayega
Principal aur uski beti neelam sabki boor faadunga
Uske baad main un sab logo ke pass gaya
Jisse seema ne paise ke liye chudwaya tha
Ab free mein koi kisi ke liye kuchh nahi karta
Toh maine un sabko ek ek laakh rupees dene ka vaada kiya
Phir main hospital chala gaya
Wahan bua se milke
Daadi ko leke ghar aagaya
Ghar aate hi uski chaaro bahu
Usse sawal pe sawal karne lagi
Daadi ne un sab ko bata diya
Ki woh bua se milne gayi thi
Tabhi shanti chachi boli
Agar Panchayat mein pata chal gaya
Toh woh humara bahishkaar kar denge
Main...unki maa ka bhosda
Ek baar lund fenk ke maarunga
Poora khandan chud Jayega
Yeh sunke shanti chachi buri tarah se jhenp gayi
Aur phir unki boor ne paani bahana shuru kar diya
Tabhi meri najar richa pe padi
Jo mujhe dekhke khoyi hui thi
Nikal le beta kahin ise bhi tujhse pyar ho gaya
Tob gaand fat jayegi
Pehle se hi divya pooja kaamini megha aur neha gaand ke peeche lagi hui hain
Main Apni Lucifer ki powers ko seal kiya
Aur phir main baaghiche mein chala aaya
Jahan Arjun pehle se mera wait kar raha tha
Main uske sath khada ho gaya
Aasmaan se roshni gidi aur hum kisi aur grah pe pahunch gaye
Main uski taraf dekha
Main...tujhe bola tha urvashi ko leke aane ko
Arjun...maine usse bola lekin woh aayi hi nahi
Kahi ki main uske saamne nahi jaaungi
Main... toh siya ko le aata saale
Arjun... phir aap shuru ho gaye
Main...achcha theek hai bata
Aaj kya karna hai
Arjun...aapko mujhe dhundna hai.woh bhi sirf apni brain power use karke
Aap apni ankhein band kijiye
Aur mujhe dhundne ki koshish kijiye
Yeh bolke arjun ne apni bow se aasaman ki taraf nishaana lagaya
Aur phir apni bow upar kar diya
Aur woh phir meri ankho se door hota chala gaya
Mujhe yeh samajh nahi aata
Ki behenchod main Kisi ko bhi dhund sakta hoon
Toh phir infinity stones ko kyun nahi dhund sakta
Ajeeb laude jaisi power hai
Main apni aankhein band kiya
Aur dhyan lagane laga
Behenchod ankhein band karte hi mujhe boor aur chuchi dikhne lagi
Iski maa ka bhosda
Main apni body ko relax kiya
Ab Lucifer ki powers seal thi
Ton baba ne mujhe jo powers jail mein di thi
Wohi mujhe use karni thi
Toh main tab tak dhyan lagaye raha
Jab tak Arjun mujhe dikh nahi gaya
Waah yeh toh bada aasaan tha
Tabhi main apni ankh khola
Jaise hi maine use dhunda
Woh mere paas aagaya
Saala abhi toh clean shave tha
Uska chehra
Abhi raamdev ki tarah badi badi daadhi munchhein kaise ho gayi
Main...yeh tere chehre ko kya hua
Arjun...ab jab aap do saal baad dhundenge
Toh aisa hoga hi
Yeh sunke main shock ho gaya
Main...kya bak raha hai sàale
Arjun... sahi keh raha hoon
Aapne mujhe do saal baad dhundha hai
Main...meri duniya mein kitna time beeta hai
Arjun...do ghante
Main...abe main sachmein chutiya hoon
Ya tu mujhe bana raha hai
Kal waale grah pe do din ke do ghante hue the
Aur is grah pe do saal ke do ghante kaise ho gaye
Arjun...mujhe aapko chutiya banake kya milega
Aap merr jeeja ho
Main... theek hai
Ab mujhe ghar chhod de
Ab aisa hai ki meri daadhi munchhein is liye nahi badhi thi
Ki teen saal pehle jab baba ne mujhe powers di thi
Tab maine ek baar shave kiya tha
Uske naad se mere baal aaye hi nahi
Isi liye main sar ke baal chhodke poori body ki waxing karwa liya
Uske baad hum baaghiche mein aagaye
Arjun wapas chala gaya
Main time dekha toh teen baj chuke the
Main kaamini ko phone kar diya
Ki woh bhi Panchayat mein aajaye
Aur phir main pahunch gaya
Panchayat sabha mein
Saara gaon ikattha tha
Wahan seema uski maa aur behen bhi thi
Sarpanch ne mujhe uske sath baithne ko bola
Meri daadi aur mere dono chacha bhi aaye the
Sarpanch...main aap sabko kuch batana chahta hoon
Shri rahul ji humare gaon mein hospital banwane waale hain
Jismein muft ilaaj hoga
Yeh sunke saare gaon waale taaliya bajane lage
Sarpanch...aaj se paanch saal pehle seema ne Rahul jee pe iljaam lagwaya tha
Ki rahul Ji ne uska rape kiya hai
Aur uske baad seema ki maa ne yeh baat poore gaon mein faila di
Rahul ke parivar ki ijjat mitti mein mil gayi
Aur Apne bete ki judai ke gum mein rahul jee ki maa chal basi
Marne se pehle woh Apne bete ka chehra bhi nahi dekh paayi
Ab yeh baat sach hai ya jhuth
Yeh humein suresh batayega
Suresh ke dono hatho mein plaster laga hua tha
Suresh...us din main seema ki chudai kar raha tha uske ghar mein
Tabhi mujhe kisi ki aahat sunayi di
Aur main wahan se bhaag gaya
Tabhi mukhiya bol pada
Lekin isse yeh toh saabit nahi hota
Ki rahul ne seema ka rape nahi kiya
Sarpanch...suresh ki baat sunke humein yeh toh pata chal gaya
Ki seema koi doodh ki dhuli nahi hai
Phir bhi rahul jee chahte hain
Ki seema khud apna gunaah qubool kar le
Seema kuch nahi boli
Uske munh pe taala laga hua tha
Sarpanch...ab seema kuch nahi bol rahi hai
Toh Rahul jee aapke paas kya sabut hai
Ki seema ne aap pe galat iljaam lagaya
Rahul...gawahi yeh 20 ladke aur lala ji denge
Toh lala ji shuru karte hain aap se
Uske baad unsabne bataya
Ki seema unse paiso ke liye chudwati thi
Tulsi ke pairo tale zameen khisak gayi
Use sirf suresh ke baare mein pata tha
Tulsi...man mein...meri beti ek randi hai
Ab samajh aaya
Ki uske paas itne paise kahan se aate the
Woh mujhse kehti thi
Ki meri naukri lag gayi hai
Aur naukri ke bahane
Woh paise leke chudwati thi
Tulsi ko seema se ghrina ho gayi thi
Sarpanch...ab aap hi bataiye
Jo ladki paise leke dhanda karti ho
Uska koi rape kaise kar sakta hai
Lekin kaamini ki ankho mein khoon utar aaya
Main uski taraf dekha
Aur use chup rehne ka ishaara kiya
Uske baad sarpanch ne baaki member se puchha
Woh bhi maan
gaye.ki seema doshi hai
Sarpanch...toh rahul jee aap kya saza dena chahte hain seema ko
Main...main chahta hoon
Ki seema ki maa ko tab tak Pattar se maara jaaye
Jab tak woh mar nahi jaati
Yeh sunke sab shock ho gaye
Mukhiya...lekin kasoor toh seema ka hai
Uski maa ki kya galti hai
Rahul...tulsi ki galti hai
Ki usne aisi ghatiya ladki ko apni kokh se paida kiya
Kuch log yeh saza maan ne ko tayyar Nahi the
Tabhi kaamini bol padi
Kaamini...agar Panchayat rahul ji ki baat maan leti hai
Toh main har gaon waalo ki zameen unhein wapas kar dungi
Yeh sunke saare gaon waale meri taraf ho gaye
Seema...rote hue...meri maa ko kuchh mat kijiye
Mujhe jo saza deni hai dijiye
Main kuchh bhi karne ko tayyar hoon
Meri maa ki koi galti nahi hai
Tulsi...rote hue...nahi sarpanch jee mujhe saza milni chahiye
Aisi kulta ko maine apne kokh se jana hai
Main tayyar hoon
Sarpanch...yeh faisla rahul jee karenge
Bataiye aapka kya faisla hai
Main...agar seema nahi chahti ki uski maa ko saza mile
Toh use meri rakhel banna hoga
Yeh sunke saare gaon waale shock ho gaye
Lekin kaamini ne unka munh band karwa diya tha
Yeh kehke ki woh un sabki zameen Lauta degi
Mukhiya...yeh galat hai paap hai
Aisa nahi ho sakta
Main....sun be maa ke laude
Jyada uchhal mat
Warna yahin teri maa chod dunga
Mukhiya.... sarpanch yeh koi baat karne ka tareek hota hai
Aap aise ladke ki himayat kar rahe hain
Sarpanch...dheere se... apna munh band rakh bhosdike
Bhool gaya
Tune kaise Apne bhai ki vidhwa ko pet se kiya tha
Aur aaj tu sahi galat ka paath padha raha hai
Yeh sunke mukhiya chup ho gaya
Main muskura diya
Yeh sarpanch toh meri category ka nikla
Sarpanch...seema batao tumhara kya faisla hai
Seema ne apni maa ki taraf dekha
Jo use laanat bhari najro se dekh rahi thi
Seema...main tayyar hoon
Sarpanch...aaj aur abhi se seema rahul ji ki rakhel hai
Main... khadi kyun hai Apne kapde utaar
Aaj tujhe poore gaon ke saamne chodunga....