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UPDATE 55
Ab jo maine kiya tha
Use mujhe sahi karna tha
Toh main Apne bag se pain killer
Aur injection nikaala
Aur phir hema chachi ke room mein chala
Woh teeno mujhe dekhke ghabra gayi
Hema...man mein.... kahin phir na. Chahad jaaye
Hey bhagwaan mujhe bacha le isse
Rekha...man mein...hey bhagwaan raksha karna
Agar ek baar aur isne aur mujhe choda
Main toh mar hi jaungi
Abhi tak boor mein dard ho raha hai
Mana bhi nahi kar sakti
Dard ke sath maza bhi deta hai
Aisa lagta hai
Ki poore sharir ko chod ke rakh diya ho
Roopa.... man mein...kuchh bhi kaho
Mard ho toh aisa
Lagatar hum teeno ko ek ek ghanta chodne ke baad bhi Phir aagyaa chodne
Mana bhi nahi kar sakti
Maza bahut aata hai isse chudne mein
Haan mujhe pata tha
Woh teeno kya soch rahi thi
Main....chinta mat karo
Meri boorchodi chachiyo
Pelne nahi aaya hoon
Yeh lo pain killer kha lo
Aur yeh injection laga dunga
Dard kam ho jayega
Phir uske baad main un teeno ko dawai khilaya
Aur teeno ko injection laga diya
Kuchh hi der mein woh teeno so gayi
Phir main megha ke room mein chala gaya
Uska haal puchhne
Woh mobile chala rahi thi
Main.... kya kar rahi hai boorchodi didi
Megha....dheere bol koi sun lega
Aur tu mujhe boorchodi kyun bol raha hai
Main...doodh dabate hue... Kyunki maine teri boor ko choda hai
Megha...toh kya poori duniya ko bata dega
Main....toh duniya mera ya tera kya ukhaad legi
Megha....tera toh kuchh nahi ukhaad paayegi
Lekin meri maa mujhe jarur maar daalegi
Main...are jaa
Tu meri didi hai
Tujhr agar koi hath lagayega
Uski gaand mein hath daalke uska dil nikaal lunga
Megha... dialogue mat maar
Aur maan le tu mujhe bacha lega maa se
Uske baad woh meri shaadi zabardasti karwa dengi
Main...haan toh kar liyo shaadi
Usmein kya hai
Megha....gusse mein...main nahi karne waali shaadi bachchu
Agar meri shaadi ho bhi gayi
Toh main use jeher deke maar dungi
Main...ghurte hue...kyun
Megha... meri marzi hai
Ab main tujhe kaise batau
Ki maine tujhe hi apna pati maan liya hai
Bhale hi hum dono ke beech jo hua
Hawas ki wajah se hua
Lekin main yeh sab kisi aur ke sath karne ka soch bhi nahi sakti
Main...dekh agar tu shaadi nahi karna chahti woh teri marzi hai
Koi tujhe majbur Nahi kar sakega
Lekin mujhse ummid mat rakhiyo
Ki main tujhse shaadi karunga
Megha....main tere jaise bandar se shaadi kyun karungi
Yeh sunte hi main megha ke pet pe chhad baitha
Aur use gud gudi karne laga
Woh hansne lagi
Main...mujhe bandar bolti hai
Megha..hanste hue.achcha maa chhod de
Chhod de
Bahut gudgudi ho rahi hai
Main... pehle bol ki apni boorchodi didi ko maaf kar de
Megha.... hanste hue...main nahi bolne waali
Yeh sunke main use aur jor se gud gudi karne laga
Megha.. apni boorchodi didi ko maaf kar dr
Main...mujhe sunayi nahi diya
Megha.... Rahul apni boorchodi didi ko maaf kar de
Main...haan ab sunayi diya
Megha...toh hat na
Mere upar se
Main.... chal kheto mein chalte hain
Tujhe khule asman ke neeche chodunga
Megha....na baba na
Kal raat ka dard mujhe abhi tak ho raha hai
Main nahi karne waali
Main....richa didi ki boor kab dilwa rahi hai
Megha...woh nahi fansne waali tere jaal mein
Main....kyun nahi fansegi
Tu bhi toh fans gayi
Megha.... mujhe toh khud bhi chudne ka man tha isi liye
Lekin woh ladko se door rehti hain
Aur serious bhi
Main...toh theek hai agar maine unhein pata liya
Toh tu mujhe apni gaand degi
Woh bhi khule asmaan ke beech mein
Megha...man mein....bada kameena hai
Jab dekho ek hi cheez ke pichhe pada rehta hai
Lekin iska koi bharosa nahi hai
Jab mujhe fansa liya
Toh richa didi ko bhi fansa lega
Waise mujhe pata tha
Ki woh kya soch rahi hai
Main....kya soch rahi hai
Megha....theek hai
Main...deal
Megha...deal
Yeh sunte hi main use kiss kar diya
Uske baad main Apne room mein aagaya
Aur thodi der ke liye so gaya
Meri ankh tab khuli jab mujhe laga ki koi mere pair daba raha hai
Main ankhein khola toh dekha
Komal mere pair daba rahi hai
Main... yeh kya kar rahi ho gudiya
Komal...aapke pair daba rahi hoon
Main... aaj Apne bhaiya pe bada pyar aaraha hai
Komal...woh toh Roz aata hai
Main komal ko dekhne laga
Badi pyari lag rahi thi woh
Main toh uske jism ko hi dekh raha tha
Kyunki woh mujhe bina kapdo ke dikh rahi thi
Behenchod yeh meri ankho mein xray kab se lag gaya
Tabhi mujhe samajh aaya
Ki agar main kisi ko jyada der tak dekhuga
Toh woh mujhe bina kapdo ke dikhegi
Uske chhote chhote doodh dekhke mera lund fudakne laga
Meri gudiya toh poori tarah jawan ho chuki hai
Pata nahi kab mujhe meri gudiya apni boor maarne degi
Komal...kahan kho gaye bhaiya
Main...kahin nahi gudiya
Ab rehne do ho gaya
Komal...ab chalke khana kha lijiye
Main...neha kahan hai
Komal... woh khana nikaal rahi hain
Main...theek hai gudiya tum chalo main aata hoon
Komal... bhaiya daadi kahan hain
Main...aajayengi kal
Phir unhi se puchh lena
Komal...theek hai bhaiya
Aap jaldi aajaiye
Uske baad komal gaand matkate hue mere lund pe bijliya girate hue chali gayi
Main phir bahar aagaya
Aur khaat pe baith gaya
Neha rasoi mein khana nikaal rahi thi
Main use dekhne laga
Aur tabhi mujhe uski nangi gaand dikhne lagi
Madarchod yeh ho kya raha hai
Aise toh mera lund sirf boor maangega har waqt
Yeh saala jab se Lucifer mere andar ghusa tha
Meri tharak 10 guna jyada badh gayi thi
Kya gaand thi uski
Ab mujhe pata hi nahi Chala
Ki kab woh mere paas aagayi
Aur mere gaal pe daant kaat di
Main... kya kar rahi hai
Neha....yeh tu kis duniya mein khoya hua hai
Kahin mujhe you nahi dekh raha tha
Main...ja ja
Main aur tujhe dekhunga
Neha....ankh dikhate hue....kya matlab hai tera
Nahi matlab kya hai tera
Main....haklate hue...kuchh nahi
Kyun baat ka batangad bana rahi hai
Neha...nahi tu mujhe bata
Ki kya kami hai mujhmein
Aur suna hai tune suresh ka hath tod diya
Main...main kyun uska hath todunga
Neha....toh kya uski behen jhuth bol rahi hai
Main...uski behen tu kaise use jaanti hai
Neha...meri saheli hai woh
Main...ab khana laayi hai
Toh khaane de
Warna thanda ho jayega
Neha....baat mat badal
Main...haan maine use maara
Madarchod agar tere paas bhi dikh gaya
Saale ki amma ki boor mein mitti daalke gulaab ka fool uga dunga
Yeh sunke neha mujhe maarne lagi
Main...yeh kya kar rahi hai
Maar kyun rahi hai
Neha.... aisi gandi baatein karega
Toh maar hi khayega na
Main...haan toh tu hi majbur kar rahi hai
Neha....chup karke khana kha
Uske baad main khana khaane laga
Neha mujhe khaate hue dekh rahi thi
Main ek niwala banaya
Aur uski taraf badha diya
Woh apna munh kholi
Aur phir main use khila diya
Uske baad main phir khud khaya
Aur phir neha ko khila diya
Aise hi main khana khatam kar diya
Aur phir neha mere gaal pe kiss karke chali gayi
Uske jaate hi mujhe ehsaas hua
Ki maine yeh kya kiya
Kahin Lucifer mujhe badal toh nahi raha hai
Mujhe pata hai
Ki neha mujhse pyar karti hai
Woh bhi ek ladki waala
Aur agar main uske sath aise behave karunga
Toh woh toh yahi samjhegi
Ki main bhi yahi chahta hoon
Pata nahi yeh kya ho raha hai behenchod mere sath
Abhi main yeh soch hi raha tha
Ki mujhe Kisi ki cheekh sunayi di
Aur jaise hi main dhyan diya
Yeh awaj sonu ki thi
Main apni ankhein band kiya
Aur tabhi mujhe dikha
Ki kuchh log sonu ko maar rahe hain
Inki maa ko chodu
Bhosdike mere bhai ko maarenge
Aur tabhi main ghar ke bahar aagaya
Aur super speed mein wahan pahunch gaya
Jo log sonu ko maar rahe the
Woh mujhe achanak wahan dekhke
Shock ho gaye
Tabhi ek aadmi sonu ko laathi maarne wala tha
Usse pehle hi uska hath toot gaya
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Baaki sab mujhe hairat se dekhne lage
Aur jaise hi main sonu ki ankho mein dekha
Mujhe saara maajra pata chal gaya
Yeh gaya tha
Gaon ke pehelwaan ke ghar
Uski beti se ashiqui karne
Phir kya tha dhad liya
Uske chelo ne
Aur kutne lage
Waise pehelwaan ki beti bhi chodne layak maal thi
Upar se virgin
Yeh kya ho raha hai behenchod
Kal tak main Apne ladko ki gf aur ghar waalo ko aankh uthake nahi dekhta tha
Kyunki yeh mera rule tha
Aur aaj main Apne chhote bhai ke maal ko chodne ki soch raha tha
Yeh bhosdika ho kya raha hai mere sath
Tabhi ek aur aadmi ne sonu ko maarne ki koshish ki
Uska pair toot gaya woh dard se cheekh pada
Baaki teen log the
Jinki ankho mein mujhe dar dikh raha tha
Main....tum teeno ko agar apni amma chudwani hai.
Toh ek baar aur mere bhai ko hath lagake dikhao
Yeh sunke woh sab wahan se bhaag gaye
Main sonu ki taraf dekha
Uski naak se maathe se khoon nikal raha tha
Main uske sar pe hath rakhkha
Aur phir uske saare zakhm gayab ho gaye
Main...yahan kyun aaya tha
Sonu..darte hue...ghumne aaya tha bhaiya
Pehelwaan ke ghar se ek ladka nikal ke bhaag raha tha
Woh bhaag gaya
Lekin in logo ne mujhe woh ladka samajh ke soot diya
Tabhi woh dono aadmi jinke pair aur hath toote the unki cheekhein mujhe sunayi dene lagi
Main unke hath aur pair jod diya
Woh bhoot bhoot kehke bhaag gaye
Sonu...inhein kya hua bhaiya
Yeh Apne aap kaise gid gaye
Main....sun be
JHUTH toh bol mat
Aur sach sach bata
Sonu... haklate hue....main sach keh raha hoon
Main....ghurte hue...toh tu pehelwaan ki beti se Milne nahi aaya tha
Sonu....nahi bhaiya
Main... bhosdike teri maa hospital mein hai
Aur tu yahan laundiya baazi mein laga hua hai
Yeh sunke sonu ghabra gaya
Aur rone laga
Main...abe rona band kar
Saale jab ghar mein ghusa tha
Tab nahi socha tha
Ki maar khaayega
Sonu...main kya karu
Woh mujhe bula bheji thi
Keh rahi thi
Ki mujhse milna chahti hai
Main...ghar ja aur khabardar dobara uske ghar gaya hai
Taangein tod dunga
Yeh sunke sonu wahan se munh latka ke chala gaya
Ab baat yeh thi
Ki sonu pehelwaan ki beti pe bahut dino se line maar raha tha
Lekin woh use bhav nahi de rahi thi
Aaj achanak aisa kya ho gaya
Jo saali ne ise bulwaya
Woh bhi Apne ghar pe
Mujhe kya hai maa chudaye behenchod
Tabhi mera phone bajne laga
Phone neha ka tha
Bina kuch sune Shuru ho gayi
Ki kahan munh kaala karne gaya hai
Main phone kaat diya
Aur ghar pahunch gaya
Lekin neha daayan mera aangan mein baithe wait kar rahi thi
Neha....kahan gaya tha itni raat ko
Main....thoda tehelne gaya tha
Neha...pakka na
Main... pakka
Uske baad neha ne gate lock kar diya
Aur main Apne room mein aake so gaya
Kya batau behenchod ek dum mast neend aayi
Ab toh school jaane ka bhi man nahi kar raha tha
Mere andar ek hi din mein itna change aagaya tha
Jinhone mere bhai ko peeta
Main unki haddi jod diya
Jis neha se main door bhaagta tha
Ab mujhe use dekhna achcha lagne laga tha
Upar se mujhe school jaane ka man bhi nahi kar raha tha
Jahan mujhe principal ki boor mil sakti Thi
Sheetal ki boor mil sakti thi
Main principal ko phone lagaya
Aur use bol diya
Ki ab main padhane nahi aaunga
Aur yeh bhi bola
Ki seema ko school se nikaal de
Woh baatein chodne lagi
Main.... toh phir theek hai
Main aaraha hoon teri boor maarne
Yeh sunte hi principal jhat se maan gayi
Main uske baad hath munh dho liya
Aur ready hoke hospital nikal gaya....
Ab jo maine kiya tha
Use mujhe sahi karna tha
Toh main Apne bag se pain killer
Aur injection nikaala
Aur phir hema chachi ke room mein chala
Woh teeno mujhe dekhke ghabra gayi
Hema...man mein.... kahin phir na. Chahad jaaye
Hey bhagwaan mujhe bacha le isse
Rekha...man mein...hey bhagwaan raksha karna
Agar ek baar aur isne aur mujhe choda
Main toh mar hi jaungi
Abhi tak boor mein dard ho raha hai
Mana bhi nahi kar sakti
Dard ke sath maza bhi deta hai
Aisa lagta hai
Ki poore sharir ko chod ke rakh diya ho
Roopa.... man mein...kuchh bhi kaho
Mard ho toh aisa
Lagatar hum teeno ko ek ek ghanta chodne ke baad bhi Phir aagyaa chodne
Mana bhi nahi kar sakti
Maza bahut aata hai isse chudne mein
Haan mujhe pata tha
Woh teeno kya soch rahi thi
Main....chinta mat karo
Meri boorchodi chachiyo
Pelne nahi aaya hoon
Yeh lo pain killer kha lo
Aur yeh injection laga dunga
Dard kam ho jayega
Phir uske baad main un teeno ko dawai khilaya
Aur teeno ko injection laga diya
Kuchh hi der mein woh teeno so gayi
Phir main megha ke room mein chala gaya
Uska haal puchhne
Woh mobile chala rahi thi
Main.... kya kar rahi hai boorchodi didi
Megha....dheere bol koi sun lega
Aur tu mujhe boorchodi kyun bol raha hai
Main...doodh dabate hue... Kyunki maine teri boor ko choda hai
Megha...toh kya poori duniya ko bata dega
Main....toh duniya mera ya tera kya ukhaad legi
Megha....tera toh kuchh nahi ukhaad paayegi
Lekin meri maa mujhe jarur maar daalegi
Main...are jaa
Tu meri didi hai
Tujhr agar koi hath lagayega
Uski gaand mein hath daalke uska dil nikaal lunga
Megha... dialogue mat maar
Aur maan le tu mujhe bacha lega maa se
Uske baad woh meri shaadi zabardasti karwa dengi
Main...haan toh kar liyo shaadi
Usmein kya hai
Megha....gusse mein...main nahi karne waali shaadi bachchu
Agar meri shaadi ho bhi gayi
Toh main use jeher deke maar dungi
Main...ghurte hue...kyun
Megha... meri marzi hai
Ab main tujhe kaise batau
Ki maine tujhe hi apna pati maan liya hai
Bhale hi hum dono ke beech jo hua
Hawas ki wajah se hua
Lekin main yeh sab kisi aur ke sath karne ka soch bhi nahi sakti
Main...dekh agar tu shaadi nahi karna chahti woh teri marzi hai
Koi tujhe majbur Nahi kar sakega
Lekin mujhse ummid mat rakhiyo
Ki main tujhse shaadi karunga
Megha....main tere jaise bandar se shaadi kyun karungi
Yeh sunte hi main megha ke pet pe chhad baitha
Aur use gud gudi karne laga
Woh hansne lagi
Main...mujhe bandar bolti hai
Megha..hanste hue.achcha maa chhod de
Chhod de
Bahut gudgudi ho rahi hai
Main... pehle bol ki apni boorchodi didi ko maaf kar de
Megha.... hanste hue...main nahi bolne waali
Yeh sunke main use aur jor se gud gudi karne laga
Megha.. apni boorchodi didi ko maaf kar dr
Main...mujhe sunayi nahi diya
Megha.... Rahul apni boorchodi didi ko maaf kar de
Main...haan ab sunayi diya
Megha...toh hat na
Mere upar se
Main.... chal kheto mein chalte hain
Tujhe khule asman ke neeche chodunga
Megha....na baba na
Kal raat ka dard mujhe abhi tak ho raha hai
Main nahi karne waali
Main....richa didi ki boor kab dilwa rahi hai
Megha...woh nahi fansne waali tere jaal mein
Main....kyun nahi fansegi
Tu bhi toh fans gayi
Megha.... mujhe toh khud bhi chudne ka man tha isi liye
Lekin woh ladko se door rehti hain
Aur serious bhi
Main...toh theek hai agar maine unhein pata liya
Toh tu mujhe apni gaand degi
Woh bhi khule asmaan ke beech mein
Megha...man mein....bada kameena hai
Jab dekho ek hi cheez ke pichhe pada rehta hai
Lekin iska koi bharosa nahi hai
Jab mujhe fansa liya
Toh richa didi ko bhi fansa lega
Waise mujhe pata tha
Ki woh kya soch rahi hai
Main....kya soch rahi hai
Megha....theek hai
Main...deal
Megha...deal
Yeh sunte hi main use kiss kar diya
Uske baad main Apne room mein aagaya
Aur thodi der ke liye so gaya
Meri ankh tab khuli jab mujhe laga ki koi mere pair daba raha hai
Main ankhein khola toh dekha
Komal mere pair daba rahi hai
Main... yeh kya kar rahi ho gudiya
Komal...aapke pair daba rahi hoon
Main... aaj Apne bhaiya pe bada pyar aaraha hai
Komal...woh toh Roz aata hai
Main komal ko dekhne laga
Badi pyari lag rahi thi woh
Main toh uske jism ko hi dekh raha tha
Kyunki woh mujhe bina kapdo ke dikh rahi thi
Behenchod yeh meri ankho mein xray kab se lag gaya
Tabhi mujhe samajh aaya
Ki agar main kisi ko jyada der tak dekhuga
Toh woh mujhe bina kapdo ke dikhegi
Uske chhote chhote doodh dekhke mera lund fudakne laga
Meri gudiya toh poori tarah jawan ho chuki hai
Pata nahi kab mujhe meri gudiya apni boor maarne degi
Komal...kahan kho gaye bhaiya
Main...kahin nahi gudiya
Ab rehne do ho gaya
Komal...ab chalke khana kha lijiye
Main...neha kahan hai
Komal... woh khana nikaal rahi hain
Main...theek hai gudiya tum chalo main aata hoon
Komal... bhaiya daadi kahan hain
Main...aajayengi kal
Phir unhi se puchh lena
Komal...theek hai bhaiya
Aap jaldi aajaiye
Uske baad komal gaand matkate hue mere lund pe bijliya girate hue chali gayi
Main phir bahar aagaya
Aur khaat pe baith gaya
Neha rasoi mein khana nikaal rahi thi
Main use dekhne laga
Aur tabhi mujhe uski nangi gaand dikhne lagi
Madarchod yeh ho kya raha hai
Aise toh mera lund sirf boor maangega har waqt
Yeh saala jab se Lucifer mere andar ghusa tha
Meri tharak 10 guna jyada badh gayi thi
Kya gaand thi uski
Ab mujhe pata hi nahi Chala
Ki kab woh mere paas aagayi
Aur mere gaal pe daant kaat di
Main... kya kar rahi hai
Neha....yeh tu kis duniya mein khoya hua hai
Kahin mujhe you nahi dekh raha tha
Main...ja ja
Main aur tujhe dekhunga
Neha....ankh dikhate hue....kya matlab hai tera
Nahi matlab kya hai tera
Main....haklate hue...kuchh nahi
Kyun baat ka batangad bana rahi hai
Neha...nahi tu mujhe bata
Ki kya kami hai mujhmein
Aur suna hai tune suresh ka hath tod diya
Main...main kyun uska hath todunga
Neha....toh kya uski behen jhuth bol rahi hai
Main...uski behen tu kaise use jaanti hai
Neha...meri saheli hai woh
Main...ab khana laayi hai
Toh khaane de
Warna thanda ho jayega
Neha....baat mat badal
Main...haan maine use maara
Madarchod agar tere paas bhi dikh gaya
Saale ki amma ki boor mein mitti daalke gulaab ka fool uga dunga
Yeh sunke neha mujhe maarne lagi
Main...yeh kya kar rahi hai
Maar kyun rahi hai
Neha.... aisi gandi baatein karega
Toh maar hi khayega na
Main...haan toh tu hi majbur kar rahi hai
Neha....chup karke khana kha
Uske baad main khana khaane laga
Neha mujhe khaate hue dekh rahi thi
Main ek niwala banaya
Aur uski taraf badha diya
Woh apna munh kholi
Aur phir main use khila diya
Uske baad main phir khud khaya
Aur phir neha ko khila diya
Aise hi main khana khatam kar diya
Aur phir neha mere gaal pe kiss karke chali gayi
Uske jaate hi mujhe ehsaas hua
Ki maine yeh kya kiya
Kahin Lucifer mujhe badal toh nahi raha hai
Mujhe pata hai
Ki neha mujhse pyar karti hai
Woh bhi ek ladki waala
Aur agar main uske sath aise behave karunga
Toh woh toh yahi samjhegi
Ki main bhi yahi chahta hoon
Pata nahi yeh kya ho raha hai behenchod mere sath
Abhi main yeh soch hi raha tha
Ki mujhe Kisi ki cheekh sunayi di
Aur jaise hi main dhyan diya
Yeh awaj sonu ki thi
Main apni ankhein band kiya
Aur tabhi mujhe dikha
Ki kuchh log sonu ko maar rahe hain
Inki maa ko chodu
Bhosdike mere bhai ko maarenge
Aur tabhi main ghar ke bahar aagaya
Aur super speed mein wahan pahunch gaya
Jo log sonu ko maar rahe the
Woh mujhe achanak wahan dekhke
Shock ho gaye
Tabhi ek aadmi sonu ko laathi maarne wala tha
Usse pehle hi uska hath toot gaya
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Baaki sab mujhe hairat se dekhne lage
Aur jaise hi main sonu ki ankho mein dekha
Mujhe saara maajra pata chal gaya
Yeh gaya tha
Gaon ke pehelwaan ke ghar
Uski beti se ashiqui karne
Phir kya tha dhad liya
Uske chelo ne
Aur kutne lage
Waise pehelwaan ki beti bhi chodne layak maal thi
Upar se virgin
Yeh kya ho raha hai behenchod
Kal tak main Apne ladko ki gf aur ghar waalo ko aankh uthake nahi dekhta tha
Kyunki yeh mera rule tha
Aur aaj main Apne chhote bhai ke maal ko chodne ki soch raha tha
Yeh bhosdika ho kya raha hai mere sath
Tabhi ek aur aadmi ne sonu ko maarne ki koshish ki
Uska pair toot gaya woh dard se cheekh pada
Baaki teen log the
Jinki ankho mein mujhe dar dikh raha tha
Main....tum teeno ko agar apni amma chudwani hai.
Toh ek baar aur mere bhai ko hath lagake dikhao
Yeh sunke woh sab wahan se bhaag gaye
Main sonu ki taraf dekha
Uski naak se maathe se khoon nikal raha tha
Main uske sar pe hath rakhkha
Aur phir uske saare zakhm gayab ho gaye
Main...yahan kyun aaya tha
Sonu..darte hue...ghumne aaya tha bhaiya
Pehelwaan ke ghar se ek ladka nikal ke bhaag raha tha
Woh bhaag gaya
Lekin in logo ne mujhe woh ladka samajh ke soot diya
Tabhi woh dono aadmi jinke pair aur hath toote the unki cheekhein mujhe sunayi dene lagi
Main unke hath aur pair jod diya
Woh bhoot bhoot kehke bhaag gaye
Sonu...inhein kya hua bhaiya
Yeh Apne aap kaise gid gaye
Main....sun be
JHUTH toh bol mat
Aur sach sach bata
Sonu... haklate hue....main sach keh raha hoon
Main....ghurte hue...toh tu pehelwaan ki beti se Milne nahi aaya tha
Sonu....nahi bhaiya
Main... bhosdike teri maa hospital mein hai
Aur tu yahan laundiya baazi mein laga hua hai
Yeh sunke sonu ghabra gaya
Aur rone laga
Main...abe rona band kar
Saale jab ghar mein ghusa tha
Tab nahi socha tha
Ki maar khaayega
Sonu...main kya karu
Woh mujhe bula bheji thi
Keh rahi thi
Ki mujhse milna chahti hai
Main...ghar ja aur khabardar dobara uske ghar gaya hai
Taangein tod dunga
Yeh sunke sonu wahan se munh latka ke chala gaya
Ab baat yeh thi
Ki sonu pehelwaan ki beti pe bahut dino se line maar raha tha
Lekin woh use bhav nahi de rahi thi
Aaj achanak aisa kya ho gaya
Jo saali ne ise bulwaya
Woh bhi Apne ghar pe
Mujhe kya hai maa chudaye behenchod
Tabhi mera phone bajne laga
Phone neha ka tha
Bina kuch sune Shuru ho gayi
Ki kahan munh kaala karne gaya hai
Main phone kaat diya
Aur ghar pahunch gaya
Lekin neha daayan mera aangan mein baithe wait kar rahi thi
Neha....kahan gaya tha itni raat ko
Main....thoda tehelne gaya tha
Neha...pakka na
Main... pakka
Uske baad neha ne gate lock kar diya
Aur main Apne room mein aake so gaya
Kya batau behenchod ek dum mast neend aayi
Ab toh school jaane ka bhi man nahi kar raha tha
Mere andar ek hi din mein itna change aagaya tha
Jinhone mere bhai ko peeta
Main unki haddi jod diya
Jis neha se main door bhaagta tha
Ab mujhe use dekhna achcha lagne laga tha
Upar se mujhe school jaane ka man bhi nahi kar raha tha
Jahan mujhe principal ki boor mil sakti Thi
Sheetal ki boor mil sakti thi
Main principal ko phone lagaya
Aur use bol diya
Ki ab main padhane nahi aaunga
Aur yeh bhi bola
Ki seema ko school se nikaal de
Woh baatein chodne lagi
Main.... toh phir theek hai
Main aaraha hoon teri boor maarne
Yeh sunte hi principal jhat se maan gayi
Main uske baad hath munh dho liya
Aur ready hoke hospital nikal gaya....
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