UPDATE 35
Plan ke hisaab se vidhayak pe goli chalti
Aur mujhe use bachana tha
Kyunki mujhe pata tha
Ki goli kahan se chalne waali thi
Lekin woh aadmi mujhe ishaara kar raha tha
Ready hone ko
Lekin main toh in sab baato se door apni hi duniya mein mast tha
Main toh Apne bachcho ka naam bhi soch liya tha
Tabhi kahin se goli aayi
Aur us ladki ke peechhe ek guard khada tha
Use lag gayi
Goli ki awaj sunte hi main hosh mein aaagaya
Lata ji ke aadmi bhi Pareshaan ho gaye ki teesri party kahan se aagayi
Log idhar udhar bhaagne lage
Isi bhaaga daudi
Mein bhagawaan ne pehli baar mere dil ki baat sun li
Aur dhakkam dhukki mein woh ladki mujhse aake lipat gayi
Tabhi ek aur goli chali
Aur main use leke niche baith gaya
Tabhi ek gunda meri taraf aaya
Aur jaise hi usne siya pe hath daala
Main uske aand hi daba diya
Woh poori jor se
Uski chèekh nikal gayi
Uske baad ek aur gunda aaya
Pata nahi mere andar kahan se itni jigra paida ho gaya
Aur main jiski aand dabaya tha
Uski gun leke
Dusre waale ke pair pe shoot kar diya
Tabhi vidhayak ke security waale fire karne ke liye ready ho gaye
Vidhayak....jor se...koi goli nahi chalayega
Agar meri beti ko kuchh hua
Toh tum sab ko jaan se maar dunga
Tabhi bheed wahan ki khatam ho gayi
Siya mazbuti se mera hath pakde hui thi
Ek taraf vidhayak ke guards the
Dusri taraf woh gunde
Aur beech mein main aur siya
Siya ke munh se awaj nahi nikal rahi thi
Tabhi ek aur gunde ko chull machi
Aur woh humari taraf badhne laga
Gundo ke paas gun thi
Tabhi main guards ki taraf dekha
Main...abe mahurat ka wait kar rahe ho kya
Maaro saalo ko goli
Yeh bolke main siya ko neeche litake
Uske upar let gaya
Ki kahin use na goli lag jaaye
Aur phir yeh dekhte hi guard aur gunde ek dusre pe goli chalane lage
Laast mein aakhri gunda bhi mar gaya
Zindagi mein pehli baar kisi ladki ka sparsh mehsus hua tha mujhe
Kisi ko pehli baar seene se lagaya tha
Aur woh mere sapno ki Rajkumari thi
Tabhi vidhayak mere paas aagya
Main mauke najakat ko dekhte hue
Wahan siya ke upar se hat gaya
Vidhayak apni beti se
Vidhayak... beti tum theek toh ho
Kahin chot toh nahi lagi
Siya...nahi papa main theek hoon
Aap chinta mat kijiye
Haaye uski awaj sunke main usmein kho gaya
Tabhi vidhayak ne mujhe dekha
Vidhayak....tumhara bahut bahut shukriya beta
Main tumhara yeh ehsaan Kabhi nahi bhulunga
Aaj shamsher singh tumhara
Karzadaar ho gaya
Tabhi wahan police aagayi
Aur un sabko uthake le gayi
Police mujhe bhi le jaana chahti thi
Lekin vidhayak ne unhein rok diya
Main...are uncle ji aap ko yeh sab kehne ki jarurat nahi hai
Mera farz tha yeh
Ek insaan dusre insaan ki madad nahi karega toh kaun karega
Vidhayak....kahan rehte ho
Tumhare mata pita kya karte hain
Main...anath hoon
Vidhayak....oh aisi baat hai
Main...theek hai ab main chalta hoon
Uske baad jaise hi main wahan se jaane ke liye. Muda
Vidhayak ne mujhe awaj di
Vidhayak....naam kya hai beta tumhara
Main...jee mera naam rahul hai
Vidhayak...sirf rahul
Main....haan
Vidhayak...mere liye kaam karoge
Main...are sir aapko yeh sab karne ki jarurat nahi hai
Maine yeh sab kisi lalach mein nahi kiya hai
Vidhayak.... phir bhi agar tumhara man badle toh mere ghar direct aajana mujhse milne
Main..jarur
Siya... papa meri tabiyat theek nahi lag rahi mujhe ghar jaana hai
Vidhayak... chaliye beta
Aur beta tum mujhe intezaar rahega
Tumhare jawab ka
Uske baad vidhayak wahan se chala gaya
Main tab tak siya ko dekhta raha
Jab tak woh meri ankho se ojhal nahi ho gayi
Aur main aagaya
Apne ghar
Ghar aate hi. Aunty mujhpe baras padi
Main... relax aunty shaant ho jaiye
Vidhayak ne khud mujhe bola hai
Ki main uske liye kaam karu
Lata....kahin tumne haan toh nahi keh di
Main... Nahi
Lata... sahi kiya
Kyunki main vidhayak ko achchi Tarah jaanti hoon
Woh tumahra background check jarur karwayega
Tum kal uske ghar chale jana
Tab tak woh tumhara background bhi check karwa lega
Main...pata hai
Lata...theek hai ab main chalti hoon
Ab hum nahi milenge
Tumhein jo bhi baat karni ho
Tum mujhse phone pe kar lena
Uske baad lata aunty chali gayi
Bach gaya
Agar inhein pata chal jaata
Ki main siya ko dekhke kho gaya tha
Yeh. Toh mujhe bahut maarti
Kyunki in do saalo mein mujhe yeh pata chal gaya tha
Ki yeh apne badle ko leke bahut hi jayada serious hain
Tabhi main apna phone nikaala
Aur usmein vidhayak ka naam search kiya
Aur kismat se mujhe uski beti ki photo mil gayi
Main use dekhke usmeim kho gaya
Wahin har jagah yahi baat chal rahi thi
Ki vidhayak aur unki beti pe jaanlewa humla hua hai
Vipaksh ka yeh kehna tha
Ki is baar shamsher singh ki haar election mein tay hai
Isi liye unhone khud pe humla karwaya
Lekin kya kar sakte hain
Toh siya ke baare mein kuchh bata doon aapko
Siya ek dum shaant swabhaw ki ladki hai
Aur haan woh kisi se BHI nahi darti hai
Isi liye toh jab uspe humlaa hua
Toh woh bilkul bhi nahi dari
Uske baad vidhayak ne wohi kiya
Jo aunty ne kaha tha
Usne mera background check karwaya
Lekim use wohi pata chala jo lata ji ne plan kiya tha
Ek hafte baad main vidhayak ke ghar chala gaya
Are isko ghar thodi kehte hain
Yeh toh mahal tha
Main guard ke paas gaya
Aur usse bola ki vidhayak ji se milna hai
Guard ne mujhe upar se neeche tak dekha
Aur phone karke andar bata diya
Kuchh der baad use phone aaya
Usne mujhe bola ki main andar ja sakta hoon
Phir main andar chala gaya
Tabhi garden mein mujhe siya dikh gayi
Main idhar udhar dekha koi hai toh nahi
Aur jab mujhe yakeen ho gaya
Toh main uske laash dheere se gaya
Aur use dekhne laga
Kitni pyari thi meri siya
Tabhi mujhe laga ki koi aaraha hai
Toh main ek chair pe baith gaya
Dusri tarag munh karke
Vidhayak...are beta tum aagaye
Mujhe khushi hai
Ki tumne mera maan rakhkha
Beti siya tum yahan kya kar rahi ho
Siya...aap kisse Baatein kar rahe hain papa
Vidhayak...are beti yeh wohi hai jisne tumhari jaan bachayi thi
Ab tum andar jaao
Uske baad siya andar chali gayi
Main...jee maine bahut socha
Aur yeh tay kiya
Ki mujh jaise ko aap kaam de rahe hain
Yahi bahut badi baat hai
Vidhayak...tumhein meri beti ka bodyguard banna hai
Main...jee
Vidhayak...mujhe pata hai
Tum kya soch rahe ho
Ki woh toh andhi hai
Ghar mein rehti hogi
Use bodyguard ki kya jarurat hai
Main...main yahi soch raha tha
Vidhayak...dekho beta main jyada tar bahar hi rehta hoon
Mera beta bhi bahar rehta hai
Ghar mein meri beti akayli rehti hai
Toh uska khyaal rakhne wala bhi toh koi chahiye
Main do saal pehle ek number ka chutiya tha
Lekin vidhayak ki yeh baat mujhe hazam nahi ho rahi thi
Ki ek baap ek jawan ladke se yeh keh raha hai
Ki woh uski jawan beti ke sath rahe
Yeh kya logic hai
Main...jee main tayyar hoon
Saala mera toh fuse hi udd gaya
Uske baad vidhayak ne ek naukrani ko bola
Ki woh mujhe mera room dikha de
Naukrani bhi ajeeb behave kar rahi thi
Main...kya hua itna dar kyun rahi hi
Maid....aap ko yahan nahi aana Chahiye tha
Aapne bahut badi galti kar di yahan aake
Main...kya matlab
Lekin tabhi maid wahan se darke chali gayi
Mere toh kuchh palle hi nahi pada
Lekin in sab baato ko main Apne dimaag se nikaala
Mere liye toh achcha hi hai
Meri siya ke main najdeek rahunga
Aur shayad use bhi mujhse pyar ho jaaye
Kuchh der baad koi dusri maid mujhe khaane ke liye bulaane aayi
Boli maalik aapko bula rahe hain
Ajeeb baat hai
Maana ki maine siya ki jaan bachayi thi
Lekin pehle hi din khana Apne ghar pe khilana
Woh bhi Apne sath
Jab se mere sath kidney wala kaand hua tha
Main kisi pe vishwaas karna hi chhod diya tha
Shayad isi liye main itna soch raha tha
Uske baad main andar gaya
Toh dinning table pe vidhayak uska beta
Aur siya baithi thi
Vidhayak ka beta mujhe ghur gur ke dekh raha tha
Tabhi vidhayak ne use aankhein dikhayi
Aur usne apni najre neeche kar li
Main dinning table pe baith gaya
Aur khana khane laga
Siya khana khaake wahan se chali gayi
Vidhayak ka beta sumit mujhe phirse ghurne laga
Yeh saala kahin paagal toh Nahi hai
Main khana kha liya
Vidhayak...mere bete ko galat mat samjhna
Woh thoda serious hi rehta hai
Main...jee
Vidhayak....ab mere jaane ka waqt ho gaya hai
Main chalta hoon
Uske baad vidhayak chala gaya
Ajeeb hai yaar
Siya ki badi behen ki koi photo bhi nahi thi
Main wahan idhar udhar ghumne laga
Tabhi mujhe kuch awajein sunai dene lagi
Main us awaj ki taraf badh gaya
Woh awajein ek room se aarahi thi
Jab main wahan pahuncha
Toh dekha sumit ek maid ki chudai kar raha tha
Yeh wohi maid thi
Jo mujhse kuchh kehna chahti thi
Main wahan se nikal liya
Aur garden ki taraf aagaya
Wohin pe mujhe siya dikh gayi
Main uske paas baith gaya
Aur use dekhne laga
Siya.... aap mujhe ghur kyun rahe hain
Behenchod main toh dar hi gaya
Main...woh woh woh
Siya....isse pehle bhi aap mujhe ghur rahe the
Main....woh main woh
Siya....are itna ghabraiye mat
Main kisi ko Nahi bataungi
Lekin yeh bahut galat baat hai
Main....mujhe maaf kar dijiye
Siya...kiya
Lekin Aapne abhi tak mujhe apna naam nahi bataya
Main...mera naam rahul hai
Siya...bahut achcha naam hai
Main...bura naa maane toh ek baat puchhu
Siya... puchhiye
Main...aap toh kahin jaati nahi hain
Aur naa aapki jaan ko khatra hai
Toh phir aapke papa ne
Mujhe kyun aapka bodyguard banaya hai
Siya...mujhe kya pata
Yeh baat aap unse hi puchh lijiye
Kamal hai ab toh mera dimaag aur kharab ho gaya
Siya...aapke ghar mein kaun kaun hai
Main...main anath hoon
Siya....oh
Main... aapki mummy
Siya....woh mujhe janam dete hi mar gayi
Main..aur aapki behen
(Marwa diya
Are mujhe puchhne ki kya jarurat thi yaar)
siya....meri behen
Meri toh koi behen nahi hai
Yeh sunke jo mujhe 440 volt ka jhatka laga
Yeh kya hai yaar
Aunty ne kaha tha
Ki unka beta vidhayak ki badi beti se pyar karta tha
Aur vidhayak ne use marwa diya
Siya...mujhe lagta hai aap confuse ho rahe hain
Main.....nahi mujhe laga ki aapki behen bhi hogi
Siya....mera sirf ek bhai
Aur aap usse mil chuke hain
Fir Uske baad main siya ke sath kuch der aur baatein kiya
Aur phir use wohi maid leke chali gayi
Main Apne room mein aagya
Aur sochne laga
Ki kya karu jo siya bhi mujhse pyar karne lage
Yahi sochte sochte main so gaya
Jab meri ankh khuli toh meri gaand fatke hath mein aagayi
Sumit mere paas baitha
Mujhe ghur ghurke dekh raha tha....