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UPDATE 21
Mujhe dekhke divya darne lagi
Main use upar se leke neeche tak dekhne laga
Aah kya maal thi woh
Lekin main yahan is kiye nahi aaya tha
Abhi main kuchh bolta
Ki 4 hawaldaar ek aadmi KO pakad laaye
Sala body aur shakal Dono se genda tha
Aur unke peechhe se neelam aayi
Main use BHI dekhke aahein bharne laga
Tabhi USKI najar mujhpe padi
Aur divya ki tarah uski bhi gaand fat gayi
Tabhi woh genda bola
Inspector tu jaanti hai ki main mla sahab ka aadmi
Woh tere pure khandaan ko khatam kar daalenge
Neelam uski peeth pe ek danda maari
Neelam...bahut dekhke hain tere jaise
Tujhe itna todungi
Ki teri saari charbi tere pichhe ke ràaste se nikal jayegi
Genda...tere paas sirf 10 minute hain
Mujhe chhodne ke liye
Agar main yahan se nahi gaya
Toh mla in sahab teri boor mein apna lund daalke tujhe pet se kar denge
Aur phir tujhe is police station ke sath jala dega
Yeh sunke neelam gusse paagal ho gayi
Hawaldaar us gende ko lockup mein le gaye
Aur neelam uspe apne dande barsane lagi
Tabhi genda hanste hue bola
Genda...waise tere doodh gaand hain bade mast
Tu Puri chodne layak hai
Neelam ko bardasht nahi hua
Ki koi usi ke police station mein
Usi ko aisa bol raha tha
Tabhi woh apna gun nikaal li
Aur gende ke sar pe bhida di
Neelam....kutte agar ek shabd aur tere munh se nikla
Toh is gun ki saari goli tere bheje mein utaar dungi
Yeh sunke genda hansne laga
Tabhi bahar se gaadiyo ki awaj aane lagi
Aur tabhi ek 50 sàal ka aadmi jo ki mla hi tha.uske peeche 30 log the
Jo uske gunde the
Mla... inspector teri himmat kaise hui
Mere aadmi ko yahan laane ki
Kya tujhe pata nahi hai
Ki main kaun hoon
Neelam...mujhe pata hai sir aap kaun hain
Lekin isne ek aadmi ka khoon kiya hai
Mla...mujhe kuchh nahi sunna hai
Jaldi se ise chhod do
Warna tum jaanti hi ho
Ki tumhare sath kya hoga
Waise yeh mla tha
Aur har mla har mp mujhe jaanta tha
Naam se
Har mahine yeh mujhe apni kamayi ka
2 percent jo dete the
Neelam... sir aapko jo karna hai aap kijiye
F i r likhi ja chuki hai
Ab main ise chhod nahi sakti
Mla...saali randi chhinaal mujhe mana karti hai
Teri maa ki choot maaru
Neelam kha jaane waali najro se mla ko dekhne lagi
Yeh sunte hi mera dimaag kharab hua
Ki yeh dono ab mera maal thi
Inhein koi bhosdika kaise gaali de sakta tha
Tabhi main nèelam ke paas chala gaya
Mla ne neeche se upar tak mujhe dekha
Isse pehle ki woh kuchh kehta main neelam ki kamar se gun nikaala
Aur seedha gende ke maathe mein goli maar diya
Yeh sab itna jaldi hua
Ki woh sab shock ho gaye
Aur sabse jyada mla ki gaand jalne lagi
Isse pehle ki mla mujhe gaali deta
Mere MUNH se ek hi shabd nikla
Sir VIKTOR
Yeh sunte hi mla ki gaand fat gayi
Aur woh dar se kaanpne laga
Mla....tum yeh naam kaise jaante ho
Main....banda tumhare saamne khada hai
Yakeen nahi aata toh yeh dekho
Aur main chutki bajaya
Ek goli aayi
Aur mla ke ek aadmi ke mathe ko cheerti hu. Nikal gayi
Yeh dekhte hi mla ka moot nikal gaya
Saare police waale munh dabake hansne lage
Mla...mujhe maaf kar dijiye maalik
Mla hath jodke bola
Main... yeh police station mera hai
Maafi maang inspector se
Yeh sunke mla inspector ke saamne jhuk ke maafi maangne laga
Mla ke aadmi bhi yeh dekhke dang reh gaye
Main....chal jaa ab
Uske baad mla apni gaand uthake bhaag gaya
Main neelam ki taraf dekha
Neelam...aapko use jaan se maarna nahu chahiye tha
Main apne superior ko kya jawab dungi
Main.... unhein mera naam bata dena
Aur divya
Yeh sunke divya ghabra gayi
Divya...jee
Haaye aisa laga meri lugai mujhe jee bol rahi hai
Main.... chalo thoda ghum ke aate hain
Divya neelam ki taraf dekhne lagi
Jaise keh rahi ho
Mujhe bacha lo madam
Lekin neelam dusri taraf dekhne lagi
Kyunki ab woh bhi samajh gayi thi
Ki rahul aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai
Divya apna man maarke
Mere sath police station se bahar aagayi
Main....are itna dar kyun rahi ho
Main tumhein kha thodi jaunga
Divya....Main kahan dar rahi hoon
Main...tumhein darna bhi nahi chahiye
Toh tunhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai
Divya.m.mere mummy Papa
Meri ek behen hau
Main...kal mere sath movie dekhne chalogi
Divya...man mein...hey bhagwaan yeh toh mere pichhe hi pad gaya
Agar na bolungi
Toh pata nahi mere sath kya karega
Jo àadmi police station ke andar kisi ko jaan se maar de
Woh kya nahu kar sakta
Agar haan bolungi
Toh pakka mujhe pel dega
Dekho toh kaise meri chhàti ko ghurke dekh raha hai
Divya...theek hai
Main...4 baje shaam ka show main book kar leta hoon
ok ab main chalta hoon
Aur yeh bolke main divya ke hug kar liya
Divya ke doodh kuch der tak feel karke
Main use chhod diya
Aur phir wapas aagaya
Lekin ghar nahi main chala gaya talabke paas
Humare gaon ke bahar ek talab tha
Main apne saare kapde utaara
Aur ghus gaya talab mein
Shaam hone waali thi main naha raha tha
Aah itne saalo baaf talab mein nahaya hoob
Bachpan mein main ismein doob bhi gaya tha
Ek ladke meri jaan bachayi thi
Toh jab tak rahul naha raha hai
Chalte hain thakur ke ghar pe
Ishita ko hosh aagaya tha
Woh Apne maa se lipatke so chuki thi
Tabhi Shruti wahan aagayi
Aur apni didi ke paas baith gayi
Shruti...aap chinta mat kijiye didi
Kal uska aakhri din hoga
Yeh sunke sab ko jhatka laga
Anuradha...kya matlab
Shruti...matlab yeh ki kal jab woh yahan aayega
Toh yahan se zinda wapas nahi jayega
Raagini...tu kehna kya chahti hai
Shruti....yahi ki kal jab woh mere sath mere room mein hoga
Toh aap mere room mein ek doodh ka glass rakh dena
Usmein zeher mila ke
Main use woh pila dungi
Ishita...rote hue...tu nahi jaanti ki woh Kitna kahtaranaak hai
Agar woh bach gaya
Toh hum sabko zindagi barbaad kar dega
Shruti.... aisa kuch nahi hoga didi
Main aapse vaada karti hoon
Kal uski zindagi ka aakhri din hoga
Is baat ki khabar us ghar ke kisi bhi mard ko nahi thi
Toh main naha hi raha tha
Ki kuchh madarchod bachche mere kapde leke bhaag gaye
Unhein pakadne ke kiye
Main unke peechhe bhaaga
Lekin saale hath nahi aaye
Main nanga tha
Main wapas bike ke paas aaya
Toh mera mobile aur purse wohin pe tha
Tabhi mujhe khyal aaya
Ki meri watch kahan gayi
Le gaye honge saale
Tabhi mujhe do ladki aati hui dikhai di talab ki taraf
Unhein jab main gaur se dekha
Toh yeh chàaru aur sonal thi
Woh jaise hi mere kareeb pahunchi unhein bahut bada jhatka laga
Main poora nanga tha
Woh dono apni najar mere lund pe gada di
Main...ab tum dono ka dekhna ho gaya ho
Toh tum mein se ek mujhe apna dupatta de do
Yeh sunke woh dono hosh mein aayi
Aur chaaru jaldi se mujhe apna dupatta deke ghum gayi
Lekin sonal kutiya abhi mere jism ko ghur rahi thi
Main apne kamar mein dupatta lapet liya
Sonal abhi bhi mujhe ghur rahi thi
Main uska ek nipple pakda aur marod diya
Sonal...aah sir yeh kya kar rahe hain
Main...bahut ghur rahi hai mujhe
Dar nahi ho raha hai tujhe
Sonal...main toh bas kuchh soch rahi thi
Main...haan mujhe pata hai
Ki tu kya soch rahi thi
Tu bhi kal apni amma ko leke aana school
Meri amma ko kyun
Sonal haklate hue boli
Main... use bataunga
Ki uski beti ab jawan ho gayi hai
Uski shaadi kar do
Gair Mard ke lund ko ghurti hai
Yeh sunke sonal ki gaand fat gayi
Chaaru....aapke kapde kahan gaye
Main...are is gaon ke bachche pehle bhi harami the
Aur aaj bhi harami hain
Inki maa ko chodu.madarchod
Ek baar mil jaye
Inka maa ke boor mein apna lauda ghused ke inka bhai paida kar dunga
Saale randi ke aulaad
Gaandchodi ke jane
Itni gandi gaali sunke woh dono sharma gayi
Ab chaaru ka dupatta mere paas tha
Aur meri najar chaaru ki chhati pe padi
Aaah kitni chhoti chuchi hain saali ki
Ise toh daba daba ke bade karunga
Tabhi chaaru ko ehsaas hua ki main kya kar raha hoon
Toh woh jaldi se sonal ke peechhe chhup gayi
Mujhe badi achchi lagi uski yeh harkat
Aur main muskura diya
Ab main jab gaon mein pahuncha
Toh saari aurtein munhe ghur ghur ke dekh rahi thi
Main phir ghar pahunch gaya ghar
Wahan pahunchte hi main dekha
Chacha meri bmw leke aagaya hai
Mil gaya bhosdi waale ko time
Phir main jaise hi andar gaya
chhote chacha aur majhle chacha ke sath do aurat aur ek mard baithe hue the
Tabhi un dono aurat ne mujhe dekha
Aurat1...toh yahi hai aapka bhatija
Lekin yeh is haalat mein
Aurat2....body toh bilkul hero jaisi bana rakhkhi hai
Mard...tum bhi na didi
Kahan ki baat kahan le ja rahi ho
Tabhi daadi mujhse puchh padi
Are beta yeh kya haalat bana rakhkhi hai
Main...nahane gaya tha talab mein
Gaandchodi ke bachche kapde leke bhaag gaye
Ek baar woh mil jaaye
Unki maa ki gaand maar lunga
Woh bhi bina tel ke
Yeh baat sunke woh dono aurtein buri tarah jhenp gayi
Main dono ke doodh dekha
Chodne layak toh thi randi
Tabhi meri najar shanti chachi pe padi
Mard...are jawan khoon hai
Gaali nikal jaati hai munhse
Ismein itna chaunkne waali kya baat hai
Aurat1...lekin phir bhi bhaiya
Yeh kya tareeka hua
Bade ke saamne baat karne ka
Main daadi ki taraf dekha
Main...yeh boorchodi kaun hai
Daadi...dheere bol
Yeh tere papa ke dost hain
Jagjit Verma
Woh unki patni sulekha
Aur woh unki behen
Swapna
Main....oh papa ke dost hain
Swapna ki boor dilwa do na meri pyari daadi
Bahut akad hai saali ke andar
Daadi...jagjit tere liye apni beti ka rishta leke aaya hai
Main....mera sirf ladkiyo se lund ka rishta ho sakta hai
Aur meri rishte ki baat chalayi kisne hai
Abhi meri maa ko mare hue din hi kitne hue hain
Aur mere rishte ki baat chalne lagi
Dàadi...koi zabardasti thodi hai
Tu pehle ladki dekh le
Agar pasand na aaye
Toh mana kar dena
Main...meri taraf se na hai
Aur mujhe kuch nahi sunna
Yeh sunke daadi un teeno ki taraf mud gayi
Daadi....jee mera pota mana kar raha hai
Sulekha...beta pehle meri beti ko Dekh lo
Usse baat kar lo
Uske baad tay karna
Ki kya karna hai ki nahi
Main...jee thank you
Lekin meri taraf se na hai
Swapna....tum samajhte kya ho apne aapko
Kahin ke Raja ho
Tumhein toh humara ehsaan maan na chahiye
Ki tum jo ek balatkaari hai
Use hum apni ladki de rahe hain
Main...sun be chhinaal jyada boli na
Toh yahin Patak ke chodunga tujhe
Tabhi main apni apni kamar se dupatta khol diya
Aur apne lund ko pakadke bola
Jo un dono bhabhi nanad ki chuchi dekhke pura khada tha
Main...agar lauda teri boor mein ek baar chala gaya na
Toh tu paani bhi nahi maangegi
Aur ek hi baar mein yeh tujhe pet se kar dega
Ab meri yeh harkat dekhke sab shock ho gaye
Meri chaaro behne
Richa aur megha
Unki maa shanti
Aur sath mein sulekha aur swapna
Sab tak taki lagake mere lund ko dekh rahi thi
Tabhi komal room mein bhaag gayi
Uske peechhe rani bhaagi
Neha mere paas aayi
Aur Swapna ki taraf dekhke boli
Suna nahi mere bhai ne kya kaha
Aaj ke baad yahan tapna nahi
Kyunki mera bhai jo kehta hai
Woh karke dikhata hai
Tabhi sulekha bol padi
Humein toh laga tha
Yeh ek sharif khandaan hai
Lekin usse jyada badtamiz ladka maine aaj tak nahi dekha
Ab toh mujhe bhi yakeen ho gaya hai
Ki yeh ek balatkaari hai
Sulekha ne bolna ne bolna band kiya
Tou swapna bolne lagi
Bhaiya achcha hua
Iski humein asliyat pata chal gayi
Tabhi sulekha peeth pe kisi ne jhaadu se maara
Sulekha chhatpata padi
Aur jab peechhe mudi toh wahan puja khadi thi
Jo jhaadu liye khadi thi
Isse pehle ki koi kuch samjh paata
Pooja sulekha aur swapna pe jhaadu barsaane lagi
Pooja....randiyo mere bhai ko balatkaari kahogi
Dono ko nanga karke maarungi
Kuttiyo bhaag jao yahan se
Jab tak sulekha aur swapna gate pe Nahi pahunch gayi
Pooja use jhaadu se maarti rahi
Main hans pada
Tabhi neha mauka dekhte hi mujhe room mein leke chali gayi
Neha...kitna bada besharam hai
Aisa koi karta hai
Rani aur komal kitna dar gayi
Main....tu toh nahi dari
Neha.... maarungi bahut
Jaldi se kapde pehen le
Main...dekh na kitna bada hai
Neha...rahul main reri didi hoon
Agar tune yeh sab band nahi kiya
Toh main tujhse baat nahi karungi
Main...achcha theek hai gussa mat ho
Ek baar doodh dabane de na
Tabbi neha do teen mukke mujhe maari
Aur phir wahan se chali gayi
Main kapde pehna aur bahar aaya
Ab mujhe yeh jaanna tha
Ki inhein leke kaun aaya tha
Kyunki mujhe uski gaand maarni thi.....
Mujhe dekhke divya darne lagi
Main use upar se leke neeche tak dekhne laga
Aah kya maal thi woh
Lekin main yahan is kiye nahi aaya tha
Abhi main kuchh bolta
Ki 4 hawaldaar ek aadmi KO pakad laaye
Sala body aur shakal Dono se genda tha
Aur unke peechhe se neelam aayi
Main use BHI dekhke aahein bharne laga
Tabhi USKI najar mujhpe padi
Aur divya ki tarah uski bhi gaand fat gayi
Tabhi woh genda bola
Inspector tu jaanti hai ki main mla sahab ka aadmi
Woh tere pure khandaan ko khatam kar daalenge
Neelam uski peeth pe ek danda maari
Neelam...bahut dekhke hain tere jaise
Tujhe itna todungi
Ki teri saari charbi tere pichhe ke ràaste se nikal jayegi
Genda...tere paas sirf 10 minute hain
Mujhe chhodne ke liye
Agar main yahan se nahi gaya
Toh mla in sahab teri boor mein apna lund daalke tujhe pet se kar denge
Aur phir tujhe is police station ke sath jala dega
Yeh sunke neelam gusse paagal ho gayi
Hawaldaar us gende ko lockup mein le gaye
Aur neelam uspe apne dande barsane lagi
Tabhi genda hanste hue bola
Genda...waise tere doodh gaand hain bade mast
Tu Puri chodne layak hai
Neelam ko bardasht nahi hua
Ki koi usi ke police station mein
Usi ko aisa bol raha tha
Tabhi woh apna gun nikaal li
Aur gende ke sar pe bhida di
Neelam....kutte agar ek shabd aur tere munh se nikla
Toh is gun ki saari goli tere bheje mein utaar dungi
Yeh sunke genda hansne laga
Tabhi bahar se gaadiyo ki awaj aane lagi
Aur tabhi ek 50 sàal ka aadmi jo ki mla hi tha.uske peeche 30 log the
Jo uske gunde the
Mla... inspector teri himmat kaise hui
Mere aadmi ko yahan laane ki
Kya tujhe pata nahi hai
Ki main kaun hoon
Neelam...mujhe pata hai sir aap kaun hain
Lekin isne ek aadmi ka khoon kiya hai
Mla...mujhe kuchh nahi sunna hai
Jaldi se ise chhod do
Warna tum jaanti hi ho
Ki tumhare sath kya hoga
Waise yeh mla tha
Aur har mla har mp mujhe jaanta tha
Naam se
Har mahine yeh mujhe apni kamayi ka
2 percent jo dete the
Neelam... sir aapko jo karna hai aap kijiye
F i r likhi ja chuki hai
Ab main ise chhod nahi sakti
Mla...saali randi chhinaal mujhe mana karti hai
Teri maa ki choot maaru
Neelam kha jaane waali najro se mla ko dekhne lagi
Yeh sunte hi mera dimaag kharab hua
Ki yeh dono ab mera maal thi
Inhein koi bhosdika kaise gaali de sakta tha
Tabhi main nèelam ke paas chala gaya
Mla ne neeche se upar tak mujhe dekha
Isse pehle ki woh kuchh kehta main neelam ki kamar se gun nikaala
Aur seedha gende ke maathe mein goli maar diya
Yeh sab itna jaldi hua
Ki woh sab shock ho gaye
Aur sabse jyada mla ki gaand jalne lagi
Isse pehle ki mla mujhe gaali deta
Mere MUNH se ek hi shabd nikla
Sir VIKTOR
Yeh sunte hi mla ki gaand fat gayi
Aur woh dar se kaanpne laga
Mla....tum yeh naam kaise jaante ho
Main....banda tumhare saamne khada hai
Yakeen nahi aata toh yeh dekho
Aur main chutki bajaya
Ek goli aayi
Aur mla ke ek aadmi ke mathe ko cheerti hu. Nikal gayi
Yeh dekhte hi mla ka moot nikal gaya
Saare police waale munh dabake hansne lage
Mla...mujhe maaf kar dijiye maalik
Mla hath jodke bola
Main... yeh police station mera hai
Maafi maang inspector se
Yeh sunke mla inspector ke saamne jhuk ke maafi maangne laga
Mla ke aadmi bhi yeh dekhke dang reh gaye
Main....chal jaa ab
Uske baad mla apni gaand uthake bhaag gaya
Main neelam ki taraf dekha
Neelam...aapko use jaan se maarna nahu chahiye tha
Main apne superior ko kya jawab dungi
Main.... unhein mera naam bata dena
Aur divya
Yeh sunke divya ghabra gayi
Divya...jee
Haaye aisa laga meri lugai mujhe jee bol rahi hai
Main.... chalo thoda ghum ke aate hain
Divya neelam ki taraf dekhne lagi
Jaise keh rahi ho
Mujhe bacha lo madam
Lekin neelam dusri taraf dekhne lagi
Kyunki ab woh bhi samajh gayi thi
Ki rahul aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai
Divya apna man maarke
Mere sath police station se bahar aagayi
Main....are itna dar kyun rahi ho
Main tumhein kha thodi jaunga
Divya....Main kahan dar rahi hoon
Main...tumhein darna bhi nahi chahiye
Toh tunhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai
Divya.m.mere mummy Papa
Meri ek behen hau
Main...kal mere sath movie dekhne chalogi
Divya...man mein...hey bhagwaan yeh toh mere pichhe hi pad gaya
Agar na bolungi
Toh pata nahi mere sath kya karega
Jo àadmi police station ke andar kisi ko jaan se maar de
Woh kya nahu kar sakta
Agar haan bolungi
Toh pakka mujhe pel dega
Dekho toh kaise meri chhàti ko ghurke dekh raha hai
Divya...theek hai
Main...4 baje shaam ka show main book kar leta hoon
ok ab main chalta hoon
Aur yeh bolke main divya ke hug kar liya
Divya ke doodh kuch der tak feel karke
Main use chhod diya
Aur phir wapas aagaya
Lekin ghar nahi main chala gaya talabke paas
Humare gaon ke bahar ek talab tha
Main apne saare kapde utaara
Aur ghus gaya talab mein
Shaam hone waali thi main naha raha tha
Aah itne saalo baaf talab mein nahaya hoob
Bachpan mein main ismein doob bhi gaya tha
Ek ladke meri jaan bachayi thi
Toh jab tak rahul naha raha hai
Chalte hain thakur ke ghar pe
Ishita ko hosh aagaya tha
Woh Apne maa se lipatke so chuki thi
Tabhi Shruti wahan aagayi
Aur apni didi ke paas baith gayi
Shruti...aap chinta mat kijiye didi
Kal uska aakhri din hoga
Yeh sunke sab ko jhatka laga
Anuradha...kya matlab
Shruti...matlab yeh ki kal jab woh yahan aayega
Toh yahan se zinda wapas nahi jayega
Raagini...tu kehna kya chahti hai
Shruti....yahi ki kal jab woh mere sath mere room mein hoga
Toh aap mere room mein ek doodh ka glass rakh dena
Usmein zeher mila ke
Main use woh pila dungi
Ishita...rote hue...tu nahi jaanti ki woh Kitna kahtaranaak hai
Agar woh bach gaya
Toh hum sabko zindagi barbaad kar dega
Shruti.... aisa kuch nahi hoga didi
Main aapse vaada karti hoon
Kal uski zindagi ka aakhri din hoga
Is baat ki khabar us ghar ke kisi bhi mard ko nahi thi
Toh main naha hi raha tha
Ki kuchh madarchod bachche mere kapde leke bhaag gaye
Unhein pakadne ke kiye
Main unke peechhe bhaaga
Lekin saale hath nahi aaye
Main nanga tha
Main wapas bike ke paas aaya
Toh mera mobile aur purse wohin pe tha
Tabhi mujhe khyal aaya
Ki meri watch kahan gayi
Le gaye honge saale
Tabhi mujhe do ladki aati hui dikhai di talab ki taraf
Unhein jab main gaur se dekha
Toh yeh chàaru aur sonal thi
Woh jaise hi mere kareeb pahunchi unhein bahut bada jhatka laga
Main poora nanga tha
Woh dono apni najar mere lund pe gada di
Main...ab tum dono ka dekhna ho gaya ho
Toh tum mein se ek mujhe apna dupatta de do
Yeh sunke woh dono hosh mein aayi
Aur chaaru jaldi se mujhe apna dupatta deke ghum gayi
Lekin sonal kutiya abhi mere jism ko ghur rahi thi
Main apne kamar mein dupatta lapet liya
Sonal abhi bhi mujhe ghur rahi thi
Main uska ek nipple pakda aur marod diya
Sonal...aah sir yeh kya kar rahe hain
Main...bahut ghur rahi hai mujhe
Dar nahi ho raha hai tujhe
Sonal...main toh bas kuchh soch rahi thi
Main...haan mujhe pata hai
Ki tu kya soch rahi thi
Tu bhi kal apni amma ko leke aana school
Meri amma ko kyun
Sonal haklate hue boli
Main... use bataunga
Ki uski beti ab jawan ho gayi hai
Uski shaadi kar do
Gair Mard ke lund ko ghurti hai
Yeh sunke sonal ki gaand fat gayi
Chaaru....aapke kapde kahan gaye
Main...are is gaon ke bachche pehle bhi harami the
Aur aaj bhi harami hain
Inki maa ko chodu.madarchod
Ek baar mil jaye
Inka maa ke boor mein apna lauda ghused ke inka bhai paida kar dunga
Saale randi ke aulaad
Gaandchodi ke jane
Itni gandi gaali sunke woh dono sharma gayi
Ab chaaru ka dupatta mere paas tha
Aur meri najar chaaru ki chhati pe padi
Aaah kitni chhoti chuchi hain saali ki
Ise toh daba daba ke bade karunga
Tabhi chaaru ko ehsaas hua ki main kya kar raha hoon
Toh woh jaldi se sonal ke peechhe chhup gayi
Mujhe badi achchi lagi uski yeh harkat
Aur main muskura diya
Ab main jab gaon mein pahuncha
Toh saari aurtein munhe ghur ghur ke dekh rahi thi
Main phir ghar pahunch gaya ghar
Wahan pahunchte hi main dekha
Chacha meri bmw leke aagaya hai
Mil gaya bhosdi waale ko time
Phir main jaise hi andar gaya
chhote chacha aur majhle chacha ke sath do aurat aur ek mard baithe hue the
Tabhi un dono aurat ne mujhe dekha
Aurat1...toh yahi hai aapka bhatija
Lekin yeh is haalat mein
Aurat2....body toh bilkul hero jaisi bana rakhkhi hai
Mard...tum bhi na didi
Kahan ki baat kahan le ja rahi ho
Tabhi daadi mujhse puchh padi
Are beta yeh kya haalat bana rakhkhi hai
Main...nahane gaya tha talab mein
Gaandchodi ke bachche kapde leke bhaag gaye
Ek baar woh mil jaaye
Unki maa ki gaand maar lunga
Woh bhi bina tel ke
Yeh baat sunke woh dono aurtein buri tarah jhenp gayi
Main dono ke doodh dekha
Chodne layak toh thi randi
Tabhi meri najar shanti chachi pe padi
Mard...are jawan khoon hai
Gaali nikal jaati hai munhse
Ismein itna chaunkne waali kya baat hai
Aurat1...lekin phir bhi bhaiya
Yeh kya tareeka hua
Bade ke saamne baat karne ka
Main daadi ki taraf dekha
Main...yeh boorchodi kaun hai
Daadi...dheere bol
Yeh tere papa ke dost hain
Jagjit Verma
Woh unki patni sulekha
Aur woh unki behen
Swapna
Main....oh papa ke dost hain
Swapna ki boor dilwa do na meri pyari daadi
Bahut akad hai saali ke andar
Daadi...jagjit tere liye apni beti ka rishta leke aaya hai
Main....mera sirf ladkiyo se lund ka rishta ho sakta hai
Aur meri rishte ki baat chalayi kisne hai
Abhi meri maa ko mare hue din hi kitne hue hain
Aur mere rishte ki baat chalne lagi
Dàadi...koi zabardasti thodi hai
Tu pehle ladki dekh le
Agar pasand na aaye
Toh mana kar dena
Main...meri taraf se na hai
Aur mujhe kuch nahi sunna
Yeh sunke daadi un teeno ki taraf mud gayi
Daadi....jee mera pota mana kar raha hai
Sulekha...beta pehle meri beti ko Dekh lo
Usse baat kar lo
Uske baad tay karna
Ki kya karna hai ki nahi
Main...jee thank you
Lekin meri taraf se na hai
Swapna....tum samajhte kya ho apne aapko
Kahin ke Raja ho
Tumhein toh humara ehsaan maan na chahiye
Ki tum jo ek balatkaari hai
Use hum apni ladki de rahe hain
Main...sun be chhinaal jyada boli na
Toh yahin Patak ke chodunga tujhe
Tabhi main apni apni kamar se dupatta khol diya
Aur apne lund ko pakadke bola
Jo un dono bhabhi nanad ki chuchi dekhke pura khada tha
Main...agar lauda teri boor mein ek baar chala gaya na
Toh tu paani bhi nahi maangegi
Aur ek hi baar mein yeh tujhe pet se kar dega
Ab meri yeh harkat dekhke sab shock ho gaye
Meri chaaro behne
Richa aur megha
Unki maa shanti
Aur sath mein sulekha aur swapna
Sab tak taki lagake mere lund ko dekh rahi thi
Tabhi komal room mein bhaag gayi
Uske peechhe rani bhaagi
Neha mere paas aayi
Aur Swapna ki taraf dekhke boli
Suna nahi mere bhai ne kya kaha
Aaj ke baad yahan tapna nahi
Kyunki mera bhai jo kehta hai
Woh karke dikhata hai
Tabhi sulekha bol padi
Humein toh laga tha
Yeh ek sharif khandaan hai
Lekin usse jyada badtamiz ladka maine aaj tak nahi dekha
Ab toh mujhe bhi yakeen ho gaya hai
Ki yeh ek balatkaari hai
Sulekha ne bolna ne bolna band kiya
Tou swapna bolne lagi
Bhaiya achcha hua
Iski humein asliyat pata chal gayi
Tabhi sulekha peeth pe kisi ne jhaadu se maara
Sulekha chhatpata padi
Aur jab peechhe mudi toh wahan puja khadi thi
Jo jhaadu liye khadi thi
Isse pehle ki koi kuch samjh paata
Pooja sulekha aur swapna pe jhaadu barsaane lagi
Pooja....randiyo mere bhai ko balatkaari kahogi
Dono ko nanga karke maarungi
Kuttiyo bhaag jao yahan se
Jab tak sulekha aur swapna gate pe Nahi pahunch gayi
Pooja use jhaadu se maarti rahi
Main hans pada
Tabhi neha mauka dekhte hi mujhe room mein leke chali gayi
Neha...kitna bada besharam hai
Aisa koi karta hai
Rani aur komal kitna dar gayi
Main....tu toh nahi dari
Neha.... maarungi bahut
Jaldi se kapde pehen le
Main...dekh na kitna bada hai
Neha...rahul main reri didi hoon
Agar tune yeh sab band nahi kiya
Toh main tujhse baat nahi karungi
Main...achcha theek hai gussa mat ho
Ek baar doodh dabane de na
Tabbi neha do teen mukke mujhe maari
Aur phir wahan se chali gayi
Main kapde pehna aur bahar aaya
Ab mujhe yeh jaanna tha
Ki inhein leke kaun aaya tha
Kyunki mujhe uski gaand maarni thi.....
