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Incest DARINDA THE DEVIL (Completed)
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Daadi ko pehle pelna jaruri hai
Bahut kaam ayegi woh
Ab aisa thodi kar sakte hain
Ki rahul kisi ko bhi Patak ke chod de
Woh toh rape hoga
Lekin hero berehmi se jarur chodega...
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Are bhai bhai bhai
Daadi ke sath sex jaruri hai
Woh aage bahut kaam ayegi
Ghar ki maalkin hi jab kabze mein rahegi
Toh baaki sabko bachane wala kaun hoga
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UPDATE 5
Daadi ke paas pahunchte hi
Main apna hath uske dono doodh pe rakh diya
Aur unhein zor daba diya
Daadi hosh mein aagayi
Aur mujhe thappad maar di
Lekin main behsarmo ki Tarah uske doodh pakde raha
Daadi...Chhor mujhe yeh kya kar raha hai
Main teri daadi hoon
Main uski baat ko ignore maara
Aur uske doodh ko dabata raha
Daadi....re mue kyun zidd kar raha hai
Yeh paap hai galat hai
Main....zor se doodh dabate hue
Koi paap nahi hai
Tere paas choot hai
Mere paas lund hai
Main tera pota hoon
Tu meri daadi hai
Isi liye mera tujhpe pura adhikaar hai
Agar nahi toh bol de main is ghar se aaj ke aaj chala jaunga
Woh chahti toh mera hath hata sakti thi
Lekin mujhe pata tha....ki woh aisa nahi karegi
Aur dusra karan yeh tha
Daadi ko pelne ka
Ki daadi ki madad se main pure ghar ki aurto ko chod sakta tha
Unhein rakhel bana Sakta tha
Jab daadi kuch der tak Nahi boli
Toh main uske doodh ko aur jor jor se dabane laga
Daadi ko dard hone laga
Aur woh mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
Kya hua daadi
Kya tujhe achcha nahi lag raha hai
Ki tera eklauta pota
Tere doodh daba raha hai
Meri baat sunke daadi kuchh nahi boli
Bol na meri randi daadi meri boor chodi daadu
kya tujhe maza nahi aaraha hai
Ki tera pota tujhe nangi karke tere doodh daba raha hai
Is baar daadi chup nahi rahi
Aur boli
Haan mujhe achcha lag raha hai
Ki mera ek lauta pota meri doodh ko berehmi se daba raha hai
Yeh kya kar diya tune mue
Meri soyi hui pyass jaga di
Main itni chudasi kyun ho gayi
Mujhse tu is umar mein paap karwa raha hai
Toh kya tu apne ek laute pote ki rakhel banegi
Kya tu apne ek laute pote
Ko apni choot faadne degi
Kya tu apne ek laute pote se randi ki tarah chudwayegi
Main bola
Daadi....haan mue tujhe jo karna ho kar lena
Ab tune mujhe majbur hi kar diya hai
Toh main kya karu
Daadi baat sunke main apna munh uske doodh pe rakh diya
Aur unhein chusne laga
Daadi...Aur jor se chus apni daadi ke doodh ko mue
Aur jor se chus apni randi daadi ke doodho ko
Teri daadi aaj se tujhe roz apna doodh peelayegi
Main.....Roz peeyunga tere doodh meri Randi daadi
Roz main tere doodho ko daba daba ke unka doodh kaarunga
daadi...Aur jor se choos apni chhinaal daadi ke doodh ko mue
Kha ja apni randi daadi ke doodh ko
Kareeb aadhe ghante tak main daadi ke doodho ko berehmi se dabata raha aur chusta raha
Main.... chal meri randi daadi ab apna bhosda dikha de
Dekhu toh tera bhosda kaisa hai
Chal jaldi kar
Daadi...bada harami hai tu mue
Daadi se randi daadi pe aagaya
Main...chal jaldi kar dikha mujhe apni boor
Main bhi toh dekhu
Meri raand daadi ki boor kaisi dikhti hai
Meri baat sunke
Meri baat sunke daadi ne apne porticoat ka naada khol diya
Naada khulte hi uska petticoat neeche gid gaya
Aur mujhe uski jhaanto se bhari hui boor dikhi
I mean bhosda
Boor ke dono hont ek dum alag tha
Hote bhi kyu na
7 bachche jo is bhosde se nikal chuki thi
Aur unhi bachcho mein se ek ka bachcha uske bhosde faadne wala tha
Main bina deri ki daadi ki jhaanto se bhari boor pe hath rakh diya
Aur uski boor ko masalne laga
Kareeb 20 saalo baad daadi ki boor ko kisi mard ne chhua tha
Aisa anand mile use kayi saal ho gaye the
Daadi apni ankhein band kar li
Maine apni teen ungli uske bhosde mein daal di
Daadi cheekhne se Pehle apne munh pe hath rakh di
Kyunki koi bhi uski cheekh sunke aajata
Main apni ungli se uske bhosde ko chodne laga
Jab main mujhe laga ki woh jhadne waali hai
Toh main apni ungli nikaal liya
Daadi chhatpata ke reh gayi
Daadi...kya hua
Main....kuch nahi
Daadi....bata na kya hua
Main.... Dekh daadi main tujhe pehle bata deta hoon
Main badi berehmi se chudai karta hoon
Agar tujhe mujhse chudna hai
Toh tujhe meri gulam banna padega
Mera lund tere munh mein jayega
Teri choot mein jayega
Teri gaand mein jayega
Main jab chahunga
Jahan chahunga
Jaise chahunga
Tujhe mujhse chudna padega
Agar tujhe manzoor hai toh theek hai
Warna main chala
Daadi...man mein...kitna harami hai mua
Mere andar pyass jagake
Ab yeh sab bol raha hai
Waise bhi agar abhi yeh chala gaya
Toh main tadapke reh jaungi
Waise bhi mera pota hai
Jyada se jyada kya kar lega
Daadi....theek main banungi teri rakhel
Teri gulam
Tu mere sath jo chahe kar sakta hai
Lekin jaldi se mujhe chodke meri pyass bujha de
Uski baat sunte hi main use palang pe dhakel diya
Aur apna lund uski choot pe set kiya
Main... chal apni saari se apna munh band kar
Kahin teri chèekh sunke koi aanajayd
Meri baat sunte hi daadi ne apni saari se apna munh band kar liya
Maine ek dhakka maara
Mera aadha lund daadi ki boor mein sama gaya
Daadi ko halka dard hua
Kyunki uski boor nahi bhosda tha
Phir main puri taaqat laga ke dhakka maara
Daadi ki cheekh nikal gayi
Mera pura lund uski boor mein utarke
Uski bachchedaani se ja takraya
Main uski dard ki parwah kiye bina
Apne ajgar se uski boor ko dasne laga
Daadi munh dabake ro rahi thi
Kuch der baad jab daadi ka dard kam hua
Toh woh apne munh se saari hata li
Daadi...mue dheere se nahi daal sakta tha
Aah maa
Meri boor ka bhosda bana diya
Chithre uda diye meri boor ke
Main...kyun meri randi kutiya daadi
Maza aarha hai ki nahi
Apne ek laute pote se chudte hue
Apni boor mein apne pote ka lund lete hue
Daadi....haan mue bahut maza aaraha hai
Zannat ki aah sair kar rahi hoon
Aise hi chodta raha apni randi daadi ki boor ko
Aah main toh waise hi nakhre kar rahi thi
Agar mujhe pata hota
Ki mera fauladi pota
Aise chodta hai
Toh main waise hi apni boor kholke tujhe de deti
Aur zor se chod apna randi kutiya daadi ko mue
Aur zor se chod aah
Main...yeh le aur zor se le
Meri chhinaal daadi
Aur main daadi ke doodh pe thappad maarne laga
Chudai ke nashe mein use dard nahi hua
Lekin jab bhi aisa karta main
Uski halki aah nikal jaati
Apni randi daadi ke doodh pe thappad maar maarke laal kar diye
Main chahta toh use aur berehmi se chod sakta tha
Lekin pehli chudai ke baad woh dar jaati aur mujhse kabhi nahi chudti
Isi liye main use normally chod raha tha
Daadi....Aah mue itna tagda lund hai tera
Mujh jaisi budhiya ki faad raha
Kisi kunwari ki choot ki toh bum bhosda aaah bana dega
Aah mue aur zor se chod teri bhosdi daad jhadne waali hai aah
Main....yeh le bhosdi daadi aur zor se le
Jhad le
Aur main toofani dhakka maarne laga
Daadi....aaah aaah aaah mue
Main toh gayi aaah mue
Tera dada bhi aise nahi chodta tha mujhe
Tune toh mujhe sachmein apni rakhel bana liya
Main....chal randi jaldi se kutiya ban ja
Ab tera pota
Tujhe kutiya banake chodega
Daadi...le mue ban gayi teri daadi kutiya
Le chod le apni boor chodi daadi
Jaise hi daadi kutiya bani main uske peechhe aake
Apna pura ek baar mein uski boor mein daal diya
Woh apne munh pe hath rakh li
Aur phir main toofani dhakke maarne laga
Main...meri randi daadi maza aarahaa hai ki nahi
Kutiya banke chudne mein
Daadi....haaan mue bahut maza aaraha hai
Oh aise hi chod mue
Aur jor se aah chod aah
Main.... meri boor chodi daadi
Mujhe teri sab bahu ko chodna hai
Kya tu mujhe unki boor dilwayegi
Kya tu apne ek laute pote ko
Apni saari raand bahu bhet mein degi
Daadi....aaah mue bahut kameena ho gaya hai
Tu mujhse meri hi bahu maang raha hai
Aah mue aur zor se chod
Main....kya tune kabhi apni bahuo ki boor dekhi hai
Kaisi hai unki boor
Aur unki choochi
Mujhe toh teri bahu roopa bha gayi hai
Pehle tu mujhe woh chhinaal dilwa de
Bahut nakchadi hai woh
Pata nahi kis baat ka ghamand hai us randi ko
Daadi...aaah mue main koshish karungi
Tu toh laaj sharam aaah sab aaah bechke kha gaya
Main...tune bataya nahi
Ki tune kisi ki boor dekhi hai ki nahi
Main daadi ki boor mein toofaani dhakke maarte hue bola
Aaah mue maine bas shanti(badi chachi)
Aur malti(majhli chachi)
Inhi dono ki boor dekhi hai
Phir main daadi ko alag alag position mein chodta raha
Isi beech daadi do baar aur jhad chuki thi
Main....aaah meri randi daadi main bhi jhadne wala hoon
Tera ek lauta pota teri choot mein jhadne wala hai
Aur main daadi ko berehmi se chodne laga
Sath uski gaand pe thappad maar maarke
Use laal kar diya
Aur kuch hi dhakko ke baad main daadi ki boor mein hi jhadne laga
Aur uske upar hi dher ho gaya
.aisa choda tha daadi ko ki woh ab theek se chal bhi nahi paayegi
Uske baad main uske upar se uth gaya
Hum dono paseene se lathpath ho chukd the
Daadu se utha bhi nahi ja raha tha
Main apne kapde pehen liya
Main...toh meri randi daadi
Kab dilwa rahi hai
Apni bahuo ki boor
Daadi....mujhe toh laga ki tu chudai ke josh mein bol raha hai
Main...paagal hai kya
Mujhe is ghar ki har aurat har ladki ko apni rakhel banana hai samjhi
Daadi....yeh galat hai beta
Main....jyada randaapa mat dikha samjhi
Tu meri rakhel hai ab
Main jo bolunga tujhe karna padega
Ab jaa dekh teri kaunsi bahu
Ya poti pyaasi hai
Daadi....iska matlab tu apni behno ko bhi chodega
Main....kyun unke paas boor nahi hai
Unke paas chuchi nahi hai
Daadi...theek hai lekin tu gussa kyun kar raha hai
Main dekhti hoon
Main....tujhe agar kisi cheez ki jarurat ho toh bata diyo
Main dilwa dunga
Daadi.... mujhe kuch nahi chahiye
Tu mere paas hai
Isse badi Khushi kya ho sakti hai
Main daadi ki baat ko ignore kiya
Aur uske room se bahar aagya
Tabhi mujhe sudhir ki dono beti
Richa aur megha dikhi
Yeh richa
Aur yeh megha
Dono ko dekhke mera kund ufaan maarne laga
Aur un dono ko nangi imagine karne laga
Kasam se yeh dono bhi toh ek dum kadak maal thi
Dono ne salwar kameez pehni hui thi
Dono anagn mein khatiya pe baithi
Apne baal bana rahi thi
Tabhi hema mere chhote chacha ki dusri biwi
Jo ki mujhe pehle bahut maanti thi
Mere paas aagayi
Hema....hath munh dho liya tune
Chal chal ke nashta kar de
Ab woh mujhse baat kar rahi thi
Aur main uski chuchiya dekhne mein busy tha
Hema....tu maaji ke kamre mein tha na
Maaji maaji nashta kar lijiye
Tabhi daadi apne room mein se langdati hui bahar Nikli
Tabhi chhote chacha ki pehli biwi rekha
Unke paas daudti hui gayi
Rekha.... kya hua maaji
Aap langdake kyun chal rahi hai
Tabiyat toh thèek hai aapki
Daadi...bahu pair mein chot lag gayi
Rekha...kab kahan kaise
Daadi... main theek hoon bahu
Tu ek kaam kar Rahul ko haldi wala doodh de de
Rekha...maa ji doodh waale ne doodh dene se mana kar diya
Keh raha tha ab udhaar nahi dega
Main toh rekha chachi ki gaand dekh raha tha.kya mast gaand thi
Uski
Upar se ek dum gori thi
Mera ajgar ek baar phir se apna fan nikaalne laga tha
Kyunki main rekha ko nangi imagine kar raha tha
Lekin main unki baat sunke samajh gaya tha
Ki koi bhosdi waala doodh nahi de raha
Dekhu toh kaun boor ka choda hai
Main daadi ke paas gaya
Kaun doodh deta hai
Daadi...aur kaun kamal
Main...abhi jaake us bhosdi waale ki maa chodta hoon
Rekha...chhee yeh kaisi gandi baatein kar raha hai
Uski galti thodi hai
5000 udhaar ho gaye hain
Ab hum uske paise nahi denge
Toh woh kab tak udhaar dega
Main...baat toh aapki sahi hai
Toh batao kitna doodh leke aaun
Yeh baat main unki doodh ki taraf dekhte hue bola tha
Rekha...tum rehne do
Yeh aayenge
Toh main inse bol dungi
Main...dekho chachi main koi gair nahi hoon
Aur na mujhe aap logo se koi dikkat hai
Mujhe sirf aur sirf pooja se dikkat hai
Toh mujhe ek list banake de do
Ghar mein kya kya aana hai
Main pure mahine ka raashan bharwa dunga
Rekha....tu kaam kya karta hai
Jo tere paas itni mehngi gaadi.aur itne paise hain
Tabhi roopa beech mein bol padi
Roopa...kahin chori dakaiti kara hoga
Warna is jaise ke pass itne paise Kahan se aayenge
Main...daadi apni bahu ko samjha lo
Mujhe faaltu baat sunne ka shauk nahi hai
Agar aage se isne kabhi mujhko toka
Toh ise Patak Patak ke maarunga
Main aurat aur mard mein bhed nahi karta
Rekha...rahul aisa nahi bolte teri chachi hai woh
Tu gussa mat ho
Aur tujhe kuch laane ki jarurat nahi hai
Yeh aayenge toh main inse bol dungi
Main...dekho main ja raha hoon
Apni behno ke liye raashan laane
Aur agar aapko nahi mangwana hai mat mangwao
Daadi...bahu de de Rahul ko list banake
Rekha...theek hai jab tak tu nashta kar
Main list banati hoon
Tabhi mujhe komal dikhi gum sum si
Main uske paas chala gaya
Main...kya hua gudiya
Tu aise udaas kyun baithi hai
Komal....bhaiya woh
Main...dekh gudiya ho sakta hai main bura hoon
Lekin hoon toh tera bhaiya hi
Mujhse kya chhupana
Komal.... bhaiya woh bhukh lagi hai
Abhi tak kuch nahi khaya
Main...kyun
Komal...woh bade chacha humein ek time ka hi khana dete the
Pehle toh maa kahaniya sunati thi
Toh time pass ho jata tha
Lekin ab bhukh bardasht nahi ho rahi
Main...man mein...us madarchod ko kal maar hi dena chahiye tha
Behen chod randi ka
Aaj hi hospital jaake
Uski gaand faad dunga
Main...iska matlab rani aur neha bhi bhukhi hogi
Komal...aur pooja didi bhi
Main...waise tum us waqt mujhe yahi baat nahi batayi thi
Komal....haan
Main...kyun
Komal...pooja didi ne bola tha
Ki main aapno ba batau
Woh kehti hain
Ki aap humein phirse chhod ke chale jaoge
Phir toh humein pehle jaise hi zindagi jeeni padegi
Main..main mein...woh toh hai hi ek number ki chhinaal
Uski boor ki khujli toh main mitaunga
Bas sahi mauka mil jaye
Komal....aap kya badbada rahe ho
Main...tumhe bhukh lagi hai na
Jaao rani ko bulake lao
Hum bazar jayenge
Komal gayi aur rani ko bulake le aayi
Main phirse dono ko dekh aahein bharne laga
Dono kya maal thi
Main apne lund ko adjust kiya
Aur phir un dono ko leke chowk pe chala gaya
Aur ek auto kiya
Auto se bazar gaya
Main dekha rani ke kapde do teen jagah se fate hue the
Sabse pehle main unhein ek hotel mein leke gaya
Main...tum dono ko jo bhi khana hai kha lo
Main abhi aata hoon
Ab main gaya tha
Atm se paise nikaalne
Saala 25000 hazaar hi nikle
Upar se itni lambi line
Phir main gaya medicine shop pe aur usse ek tablet dene ko bola
Woh 50
Woh mujhe dekhne laga
Main use 1000 extra diya
Ab bataunga us roopa randi ko
Mujhse panga leti hai
Chhota chacha hospital mein hai
Rekha aur hema chachi ko daadi sambhal legi
Aur aaj us randi roopa ki boor aur gaand dono faad dunga
Aur phir
Jab main wapas aaya
Toh dekha
Manager kuch behes kar raha tha
Rani aur komal se
Komal ki ankho mein ansu dekhke
Mera dimaag bhanna gaya
Main...kya hua
Manager....jab paise nahi hote hain.toh kyun aajate ho
Munh uthaake
Main...boor maari ke tujhe pata hai
Tu kisse Baat kar raha hai saale
Manager...tameez se baat karo
Main... madarchod tameez gaya tel lene
Jyada kuch bola na
Toh gaand mein hath daalke munh se nikal dunga
Paise bata
Manager...ek hazaar
Main...yeh le 2000
Ek hazar khane ke
Aur ek hazar se apni biwi ke liye
Bra aur panty khareed liyo
Boliyo ki uske aashiq ne uske liye bhijwaya hai
Yeh sunke manager pura tamtama gaya
Lekin meri body dekhke uski himmat nahi hui
Main...waise tere ghar mein kaun kaun hai
Manager...kya matlab
Main....wohi jo tune suna
Manager...main police ko bulaunga
Main...main khud is area ka inspector hoon
Kabhi dekha nahi kya mujhe
Yeh sunke uski gaand fat gayi
Manager... sorry sir sorry
Main...ab bata ghar mein kaun kaun hai
Manager...biwi hai ek behen hai
Aur do beti hai
Main...theek hai aata hoon kabhi
Manager ki shakal rone jaisi ho gayi
Uske baad main rani aur komal ko leke nikal gaya
Lekin usse pehle main dukaan ka number note kar liya
Main....toh achche se khaya tum dono ne
Dono...haan bahut saalo baad itna achcha khana khaya
Main...ab chalo tumhare liye kapde lete hain.....
Uske baad maine un dono ko kapde dilaye
Ek ek darjan
Main baaki ghar waalo ke liye bhi kapde le liya
Sirf pooja ko chhodke
Ab agar un sab ko apni rakhel banana hai
Toh unki najar mein achcha banna hi padega
Aur card se payment kar diya
Komal ne chupke se pooja ke liye bhi kapde le li thi
Phir main unhein leke ghar aagaya.....
Jahan kisi ko dekhke meri jhaantein sulag gayi
Aur mere khoon khaulne kaga....
Daadi ke paas pahunchte hi
Main apna hath uske dono doodh pe rakh diya
Aur unhein zor daba diya
Daadi hosh mein aagayi
Aur mujhe thappad maar di
Lekin main behsarmo ki Tarah uske doodh pakde raha
Daadi...Chhor mujhe yeh kya kar raha hai
Main teri daadi hoon
Main uski baat ko ignore maara
Aur uske doodh ko dabata raha
Daadi....re mue kyun zidd kar raha hai
Yeh paap hai galat hai
Main....zor se doodh dabate hue
Koi paap nahi hai
Tere paas choot hai
Mere paas lund hai
Main tera pota hoon
Tu meri daadi hai
Isi liye mera tujhpe pura adhikaar hai
Agar nahi toh bol de main is ghar se aaj ke aaj chala jaunga
Woh chahti toh mera hath hata sakti thi
Lekin mujhe pata tha....ki woh aisa nahi karegi
Aur dusra karan yeh tha
Daadi ko pelne ka
Ki daadi ki madad se main pure ghar ki aurto ko chod sakta tha
Unhein rakhel bana Sakta tha
Jab daadi kuch der tak Nahi boli
Toh main uske doodh ko aur jor jor se dabane laga
Daadi ko dard hone laga
Aur woh mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
Kya hua daadi
Kya tujhe achcha nahi lag raha hai
Ki tera eklauta pota
Tere doodh daba raha hai
Meri baat sunke daadi kuchh nahi boli
Bol na meri randi daadi meri boor chodi daadu
kya tujhe maza nahi aaraha hai
Ki tera pota tujhe nangi karke tere doodh daba raha hai
Is baar daadi chup nahi rahi
Aur boli
Haan mujhe achcha lag raha hai
Ki mera ek lauta pota meri doodh ko berehmi se daba raha hai
Yeh kya kar diya tune mue
Meri soyi hui pyass jaga di
Main itni chudasi kyun ho gayi
Mujhse tu is umar mein paap karwa raha hai
Toh kya tu apne ek laute pote ki rakhel banegi
Kya tu apne ek laute pote
Ko apni choot faadne degi
Kya tu apne ek laute pote se randi ki tarah chudwayegi
Main bola
Daadi....haan mue tujhe jo karna ho kar lena
Ab tune mujhe majbur hi kar diya hai
Toh main kya karu
Daadi baat sunke main apna munh uske doodh pe rakh diya
Aur unhein chusne laga
Daadi...Aur jor se chus apni daadi ke doodh ko mue
Aur jor se chus apni randi daadi ke doodho ko
Teri daadi aaj se tujhe roz apna doodh peelayegi
Main.....Roz peeyunga tere doodh meri Randi daadi
Roz main tere doodho ko daba daba ke unka doodh kaarunga
daadi...Aur jor se choos apni chhinaal daadi ke doodh ko mue
Kha ja apni randi daadi ke doodh ko
Kareeb aadhe ghante tak main daadi ke doodho ko berehmi se dabata raha aur chusta raha
Main.... chal meri randi daadi ab apna bhosda dikha de
Dekhu toh tera bhosda kaisa hai
Chal jaldi kar
Daadi...bada harami hai tu mue
Daadi se randi daadi pe aagaya
Main...chal jaldi kar dikha mujhe apni boor
Main bhi toh dekhu
Meri raand daadi ki boor kaisi dikhti hai
Meri baat sunke
Meri baat sunke daadi ne apne porticoat ka naada khol diya
Naada khulte hi uska petticoat neeche gid gaya
Aur mujhe uski jhaanto se bhari hui boor dikhi
I mean bhosda
Boor ke dono hont ek dum alag tha
Hote bhi kyu na
7 bachche jo is bhosde se nikal chuki thi
Aur unhi bachcho mein se ek ka bachcha uske bhosde faadne wala tha
Main bina deri ki daadi ki jhaanto se bhari boor pe hath rakh diya
Aur uski boor ko masalne laga
Kareeb 20 saalo baad daadi ki boor ko kisi mard ne chhua tha
Aisa anand mile use kayi saal ho gaye the
Daadi apni ankhein band kar li
Maine apni teen ungli uske bhosde mein daal di
Daadi cheekhne se Pehle apne munh pe hath rakh di
Kyunki koi bhi uski cheekh sunke aajata
Main apni ungli se uske bhosde ko chodne laga
Jab main mujhe laga ki woh jhadne waali hai
Toh main apni ungli nikaal liya
Daadi chhatpata ke reh gayi
Daadi...kya hua
Main....kuch nahi
Daadi....bata na kya hua
Main.... Dekh daadi main tujhe pehle bata deta hoon
Main badi berehmi se chudai karta hoon
Agar tujhe mujhse chudna hai
Toh tujhe meri gulam banna padega
Mera lund tere munh mein jayega
Teri choot mein jayega
Teri gaand mein jayega
Main jab chahunga
Jahan chahunga
Jaise chahunga
Tujhe mujhse chudna padega
Agar tujhe manzoor hai toh theek hai
Warna main chala
Daadi...man mein...kitna harami hai mua
Mere andar pyass jagake
Ab yeh sab bol raha hai
Waise bhi agar abhi yeh chala gaya
Toh main tadapke reh jaungi
Waise bhi mera pota hai
Jyada se jyada kya kar lega
Daadi....theek main banungi teri rakhel
Teri gulam
Tu mere sath jo chahe kar sakta hai
Lekin jaldi se mujhe chodke meri pyass bujha de
Uski baat sunte hi main use palang pe dhakel diya
Aur apna lund uski choot pe set kiya
Main... chal apni saari se apna munh band kar
Kahin teri chèekh sunke koi aanajayd
Meri baat sunte hi daadi ne apni saari se apna munh band kar liya
Maine ek dhakka maara
Mera aadha lund daadi ki boor mein sama gaya
Daadi ko halka dard hua
Kyunki uski boor nahi bhosda tha
Phir main puri taaqat laga ke dhakka maara
Daadi ki cheekh nikal gayi
Mera pura lund uski boor mein utarke
Uski bachchedaani se ja takraya
Main uski dard ki parwah kiye bina
Apne ajgar se uski boor ko dasne laga
Daadi munh dabake ro rahi thi
Kuch der baad jab daadi ka dard kam hua
Toh woh apne munh se saari hata li
Daadi...mue dheere se nahi daal sakta tha
Aah maa
Meri boor ka bhosda bana diya
Chithre uda diye meri boor ke
Main...kyun meri randi kutiya daadi
Maza aarha hai ki nahi
Apne ek laute pote se chudte hue
Apni boor mein apne pote ka lund lete hue
Daadi....haan mue bahut maza aaraha hai
Zannat ki aah sair kar rahi hoon
Aise hi chodta raha apni randi daadi ki boor ko
Aah main toh waise hi nakhre kar rahi thi
Agar mujhe pata hota
Ki mera fauladi pota
Aise chodta hai
Toh main waise hi apni boor kholke tujhe de deti
Aur zor se chod apna randi kutiya daadi ko mue
Aur zor se chod aah
Main...yeh le aur zor se le
Meri chhinaal daadi
Aur main daadi ke doodh pe thappad maarne laga
Chudai ke nashe mein use dard nahi hua
Lekin jab bhi aisa karta main
Uski halki aah nikal jaati
Apni randi daadi ke doodh pe thappad maar maarke laal kar diye
Main chahta toh use aur berehmi se chod sakta tha
Lekin pehli chudai ke baad woh dar jaati aur mujhse kabhi nahi chudti
Isi liye main use normally chod raha tha
Daadi....Aah mue itna tagda lund hai tera
Mujh jaisi budhiya ki faad raha
Kisi kunwari ki choot ki toh bum bhosda aaah bana dega
Aah mue aur zor se chod teri bhosdi daad jhadne waali hai aah
Main....yeh le bhosdi daadi aur zor se le
Jhad le
Aur main toofani dhakka maarne laga
Daadi....aaah aaah aaah mue
Main toh gayi aaah mue
Tera dada bhi aise nahi chodta tha mujhe
Tune toh mujhe sachmein apni rakhel bana liya
Main....chal randi jaldi se kutiya ban ja
Ab tera pota
Tujhe kutiya banake chodega
Daadi...le mue ban gayi teri daadi kutiya
Le chod le apni boor chodi daadi
Jaise hi daadi kutiya bani main uske peechhe aake
Apna pura ek baar mein uski boor mein daal diya
Woh apne munh pe hath rakh li
Aur phir main toofani dhakke maarne laga
Main...meri randi daadi maza aarahaa hai ki nahi
Kutiya banke chudne mein
Daadi....haaan mue bahut maza aaraha hai
Oh aise hi chod mue
Aur jor se aah chod aah
Main.... meri boor chodi daadi
Mujhe teri sab bahu ko chodna hai
Kya tu mujhe unki boor dilwayegi
Kya tu apne ek laute pote ko
Apni saari raand bahu bhet mein degi
Daadi....aaah mue bahut kameena ho gaya hai
Tu mujhse meri hi bahu maang raha hai
Aah mue aur zor se chod
Main....kya tune kabhi apni bahuo ki boor dekhi hai
Kaisi hai unki boor
Aur unki choochi
Mujhe toh teri bahu roopa bha gayi hai
Pehle tu mujhe woh chhinaal dilwa de
Bahut nakchadi hai woh
Pata nahi kis baat ka ghamand hai us randi ko
Daadi...aaah mue main koshish karungi
Tu toh laaj sharam aaah sab aaah bechke kha gaya
Main...tune bataya nahi
Ki tune kisi ki boor dekhi hai ki nahi
Main daadi ki boor mein toofaani dhakke maarte hue bola
Aaah mue maine bas shanti(badi chachi)
Aur malti(majhli chachi)
Inhi dono ki boor dekhi hai
Phir main daadi ko alag alag position mein chodta raha
Isi beech daadi do baar aur jhad chuki thi
Main....aaah meri randi daadi main bhi jhadne wala hoon
Tera ek lauta pota teri choot mein jhadne wala hai
Aur main daadi ko berehmi se chodne laga
Sath uski gaand pe thappad maar maarke
Use laal kar diya
Aur kuch hi dhakko ke baad main daadi ki boor mein hi jhadne laga
Aur uske upar hi dher ho gaya
.aisa choda tha daadi ko ki woh ab theek se chal bhi nahi paayegi
Uske baad main uske upar se uth gaya
Hum dono paseene se lathpath ho chukd the
Daadu se utha bhi nahi ja raha tha
Main apne kapde pehen liya
Main...toh meri randi daadi
Kab dilwa rahi hai
Apni bahuo ki boor
Daadi....mujhe toh laga ki tu chudai ke josh mein bol raha hai
Main...paagal hai kya
Mujhe is ghar ki har aurat har ladki ko apni rakhel banana hai samjhi
Daadi....yeh galat hai beta
Main....jyada randaapa mat dikha samjhi
Tu meri rakhel hai ab
Main jo bolunga tujhe karna padega
Ab jaa dekh teri kaunsi bahu
Ya poti pyaasi hai
Daadi....iska matlab tu apni behno ko bhi chodega
Main....kyun unke paas boor nahi hai
Unke paas chuchi nahi hai
Daadi...theek hai lekin tu gussa kyun kar raha hai
Main dekhti hoon
Main....tujhe agar kisi cheez ki jarurat ho toh bata diyo
Main dilwa dunga
Daadi.... mujhe kuch nahi chahiye
Tu mere paas hai
Isse badi Khushi kya ho sakti hai
Main daadi ki baat ko ignore kiya
Aur uske room se bahar aagya
Tabhi mujhe sudhir ki dono beti
Richa aur megha dikhi
Yeh richa
Aur yeh megha
Dono ko dekhke mera kund ufaan maarne laga
Aur un dono ko nangi imagine karne laga
Kasam se yeh dono bhi toh ek dum kadak maal thi
Dono ne salwar kameez pehni hui thi
Dono anagn mein khatiya pe baithi
Apne baal bana rahi thi
Tabhi hema mere chhote chacha ki dusri biwi
Jo ki mujhe pehle bahut maanti thi
Mere paas aagayi
Hema....hath munh dho liya tune
Chal chal ke nashta kar de
Ab woh mujhse baat kar rahi thi
Aur main uski chuchiya dekhne mein busy tha
Hema....tu maaji ke kamre mein tha na
Maaji maaji nashta kar lijiye
Tabhi daadi apne room mein se langdati hui bahar Nikli
Tabhi chhote chacha ki pehli biwi rekha
Unke paas daudti hui gayi
Rekha.... kya hua maaji
Aap langdake kyun chal rahi hai
Tabiyat toh thèek hai aapki
Daadi...bahu pair mein chot lag gayi
Rekha...kab kahan kaise
Daadi... main theek hoon bahu
Tu ek kaam kar Rahul ko haldi wala doodh de de
Rekha...maa ji doodh waale ne doodh dene se mana kar diya
Keh raha tha ab udhaar nahi dega
Main toh rekha chachi ki gaand dekh raha tha.kya mast gaand thi
Uski
Upar se ek dum gori thi
Mera ajgar ek baar phir se apna fan nikaalne laga tha
Kyunki main rekha ko nangi imagine kar raha tha
Lekin main unki baat sunke samajh gaya tha
Ki koi bhosdi waala doodh nahi de raha
Dekhu toh kaun boor ka choda hai
Main daadi ke paas gaya
Kaun doodh deta hai
Daadi...aur kaun kamal
Main...abhi jaake us bhosdi waale ki maa chodta hoon
Rekha...chhee yeh kaisi gandi baatein kar raha hai
Uski galti thodi hai
5000 udhaar ho gaye hain
Ab hum uske paise nahi denge
Toh woh kab tak udhaar dega
Main...baat toh aapki sahi hai
Toh batao kitna doodh leke aaun
Yeh baat main unki doodh ki taraf dekhte hue bola tha
Rekha...tum rehne do
Yeh aayenge
Toh main inse bol dungi
Main...dekho chachi main koi gair nahi hoon
Aur na mujhe aap logo se koi dikkat hai
Mujhe sirf aur sirf pooja se dikkat hai
Toh mujhe ek list banake de do
Ghar mein kya kya aana hai
Main pure mahine ka raashan bharwa dunga
Rekha....tu kaam kya karta hai
Jo tere paas itni mehngi gaadi.aur itne paise hain
Tabhi roopa beech mein bol padi
Roopa...kahin chori dakaiti kara hoga
Warna is jaise ke pass itne paise Kahan se aayenge
Main...daadi apni bahu ko samjha lo
Mujhe faaltu baat sunne ka shauk nahi hai
Agar aage se isne kabhi mujhko toka
Toh ise Patak Patak ke maarunga
Main aurat aur mard mein bhed nahi karta
Rekha...rahul aisa nahi bolte teri chachi hai woh
Tu gussa mat ho
Aur tujhe kuch laane ki jarurat nahi hai
Yeh aayenge toh main inse bol dungi
Main...dekho main ja raha hoon
Apni behno ke liye raashan laane
Aur agar aapko nahi mangwana hai mat mangwao
Daadi...bahu de de Rahul ko list banake
Rekha...theek hai jab tak tu nashta kar
Main list banati hoon
Tabhi mujhe komal dikhi gum sum si
Main uske paas chala gaya
Main...kya hua gudiya
Tu aise udaas kyun baithi hai
Komal....bhaiya woh
Main...dekh gudiya ho sakta hai main bura hoon
Lekin hoon toh tera bhaiya hi
Mujhse kya chhupana
Komal.... bhaiya woh bhukh lagi hai
Abhi tak kuch nahi khaya
Main...kyun
Komal...woh bade chacha humein ek time ka hi khana dete the
Pehle toh maa kahaniya sunati thi
Toh time pass ho jata tha
Lekin ab bhukh bardasht nahi ho rahi
Main...man mein...us madarchod ko kal maar hi dena chahiye tha
Behen chod randi ka
Aaj hi hospital jaake
Uski gaand faad dunga
Main...iska matlab rani aur neha bhi bhukhi hogi
Komal...aur pooja didi bhi
Main...waise tum us waqt mujhe yahi baat nahi batayi thi
Komal....haan
Main...kyun
Komal...pooja didi ne bola tha
Ki main aapno ba batau
Woh kehti hain
Ki aap humein phirse chhod ke chale jaoge
Phir toh humein pehle jaise hi zindagi jeeni padegi
Main..main mein...woh toh hai hi ek number ki chhinaal
Uski boor ki khujli toh main mitaunga
Bas sahi mauka mil jaye
Komal....aap kya badbada rahe ho
Main...tumhe bhukh lagi hai na
Jaao rani ko bulake lao
Hum bazar jayenge
Komal gayi aur rani ko bulake le aayi
Main phirse dono ko dekh aahein bharne laga
Dono kya maal thi
Main apne lund ko adjust kiya
Aur phir un dono ko leke chowk pe chala gaya
Aur ek auto kiya
Auto se bazar gaya
Main dekha rani ke kapde do teen jagah se fate hue the
Sabse pehle main unhein ek hotel mein leke gaya
Main...tum dono ko jo bhi khana hai kha lo
Main abhi aata hoon
Ab main gaya tha
Atm se paise nikaalne
Saala 25000 hazaar hi nikle
Upar se itni lambi line
Phir main gaya medicine shop pe aur usse ek tablet dene ko bola
Woh 50
Woh mujhe dekhne laga
Main use 1000 extra diya
Ab bataunga us roopa randi ko
Mujhse panga leti hai
Chhota chacha hospital mein hai
Rekha aur hema chachi ko daadi sambhal legi
Aur aaj us randi roopa ki boor aur gaand dono faad dunga
Aur phir
Jab main wapas aaya
Toh dekha
Manager kuch behes kar raha tha
Rani aur komal se
Komal ki ankho mein ansu dekhke
Mera dimaag bhanna gaya
Main...kya hua
Manager....jab paise nahi hote hain.toh kyun aajate ho
Munh uthaake
Main...boor maari ke tujhe pata hai
Tu kisse Baat kar raha hai saale
Manager...tameez se baat karo
Main... madarchod tameez gaya tel lene
Jyada kuch bola na
Toh gaand mein hath daalke munh se nikal dunga
Paise bata
Manager...ek hazaar
Main...yeh le 2000
Ek hazar khane ke
Aur ek hazar se apni biwi ke liye
Bra aur panty khareed liyo
Boliyo ki uske aashiq ne uske liye bhijwaya hai
Yeh sunke manager pura tamtama gaya
Lekin meri body dekhke uski himmat nahi hui
Main...waise tere ghar mein kaun kaun hai
Manager...kya matlab
Main....wohi jo tune suna
Manager...main police ko bulaunga
Main...main khud is area ka inspector hoon
Kabhi dekha nahi kya mujhe
Yeh sunke uski gaand fat gayi
Manager... sorry sir sorry
Main...ab bata ghar mein kaun kaun hai
Manager...biwi hai ek behen hai
Aur do beti hai
Main...theek hai aata hoon kabhi
Manager ki shakal rone jaisi ho gayi
Uske baad main rani aur komal ko leke nikal gaya
Lekin usse pehle main dukaan ka number note kar liya
Main....toh achche se khaya tum dono ne
Dono...haan bahut saalo baad itna achcha khana khaya
Main...ab chalo tumhare liye kapde lete hain.....
Uske baad maine un dono ko kapde dilaye
Ek ek darjan
Main baaki ghar waalo ke liye bhi kapde le liya
Sirf pooja ko chhodke
Ab agar un sab ko apni rakhel banana hai
Toh unki najar mein achcha banna hi padega
Aur card se payment kar diya
Komal ne chupke se pooja ke liye bhi kapde le li thi
Phir main unhein leke ghar aagaya.....
Jahan kisi ko dekhke meri jhaantein sulag gayi
Aur mere khoon khaulne kaga....
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