UPDATE 4
Main daadi ke gale lag gaya
Uski badi badi chuchiyo ka ehsaas seedha mere lund pe gaya
Mera anaconda daadi ki bil mein jaane ke liye tadapne laga
Jab daadi ko ehsaas hua ki main kya kar raha hoon
Toh woh mujhe dhakka de di
Bahut harami ho gaya hai mue
Sharam laaj hai ki nahi
Main teri daadi hoon
Daadi boli
Toh kya tere paas choot ki jagah lund hai kya
Nahi nahi tere paas toh choot bhi Nahi hogi
Tere paas toh bhosda hi hoga
Main bola
Meri baat sunke woh buri tarah jhenp gayi
Kyun aisi gandi baatein kar raha hai
Main teri daadi hoon
Tere alawa koi aur mujhse Aisi baatein karta toh main uska gala ret deti
Daadi boli
Tujhse pehle main us madarchod ka gala ret deta
Sala tujhpe agar kisi ka haq hai toh woh main hoon samjhi
Main bola
Daadi yeh sunke thodi khush hui
Lekin phir boli
Ab maine tujhe sab bata diya
Ab mujhe jaane de
Daadi boli
Main sirf aaj apne aapko. Rok raha tha
Kyunki aaj hi meri maa mari thi
Lekin yeh boor ka choda ajgar maane tab na
Waise bhi main itna bada Hawsi tha
Jab tak din mein bhar mein main dus baarah choot na faad doon
Mujhe neend nahi aati thi
Ab saamne se hat
Mujhe jaane de
Daadi boli
Jaa na phir maine kaunsa mana kiya hai tujhe
Waise bhi aaj main tujhe chhod raha hoon
Lekin kal nahi chhodunga
Aur haan apni jhaanto ko achchi Tarah saaf kar liyo
Mere ajgar ko jungle mein ghusna pasand nahi hai
Main yeh bolke side ho gaya
Daadi mujhe laanat bhari najro se Dekhi
Aur phir gate kholke chali gayi
Isse pehle koi aur aata main ek aur neend ki goli leke kha liya
Warna yeh bur choda ajgar aajke din bhi kisi na kisi ki boor faad hi deta
Kuch der baad komal mere room mein aayi aur phir pooja ke paas jaake boli
Ki bhaiya soye hue hain
Pooja mere room mein aayi
Aur mere sar pe hath rakhke boli
Mujhe maaf kar de meri wajah se hi tu Aisa bana hai
Lekin tu meri jagah nahi tha
Main teri baat ka kaise yakeen karti
Us raat kisi ne bhi khana nahi khaya
Daadi apne room mein bas yahi soch rahi thi
Ki sach mein kahin mua mujhe na pel de
Agar aisa hua toh main kya karungi
Main toh use jail bhi nahi bhijwa sakti
Ek hi toh pota hai mera
Agli subah jab meri ankh khuli toh mera mobile baj raha tha
Main uthaya
Lisa thi
Rahul kal se tumne ek baar phone bhi Nahi kiya
Kya tum theek ho
Lawda theek hoon
Yeh bolke main
Lisa ko bata diya ki unki aakhri ichha kya thi
Toh ab tum kya karoge
Lisa boli
Wohi jo meri maa chahti thi
Mere paas koi aur raasta hai nahi
Main bola
Are you sure
Lisa boli
Yeah
Aur ek kaam kar o
Mere gaon ke bahar ek high school hai
Mujhe uska teacher banna hai
Intezaam kar do
Aur haan mere meri personal cheezein bhi bhijwa do
Aur rani aur komal ka admission karwa
(Lisa meri family ke baare mein janti thi
Maine use bata diya
Ki dono ka admission kaunsi class mein karwana hai)
Theek hai sir
Lisa boli
Uske baad maine phone rakh diya
Woh bhi kya din the
Jab subah uthke pehle main Choot maarta tha
Phir gaand
Uske baad main nahata tha
Lekin yahan saala
Mera ajgar mujhe gaaliya de raha tha
Humare angan ke kone mein
Nahane ke liye chabutra bana hua tha
Usmein koi gate nahi tha
Jise bhi nahana hota tha
Woh chadar se gherke nahata tha
Aur ek chabutra rasoi ki taraf tha
Aur ghar ke dusri taraf toilet tha
Kam se kam ismein gate tha
Lekin koi wahan pehle se hi maujood tha
Main gaaliya deta hua
Chabutre pe aagaya
Lagi thi mujhe moot
Maine apna trouser neeche kiya
Aur laga mootne
Tabhi mujhe kuch gidne ki awaj aayi
Main palatke dekha
Toh yeh koi aur nahi mere chhote chacha ki teesri biwi roopa thi
Naam jaisa tha figure bhi waisa hi tha
Isko toh chhinaal banake chodunga
Kya chuchiya hain saali ki
Lekin jab main dekha roopa kahin aur Dekh rahi hai
Toh main uski najar ka peechha kiya
Woh mere ajgar ko Dekh rahi thi
Main apne lund ko aage peechhe kiya
Usmein se kuch boondein moot aur gid gayi
Main yeh jaan bujhke kiya
Waise bhi yeh Mera kya ukhadne waali thi
Uske baad main apna trouser upar kar liya
Haaye raam yeh kya hai
Itna bada bhi kahin hota hai kisika
Kisi kunwari ke boor mein agar chala gaya
Toh bhosda bana dega
Yeh toh meri hi choot mein gaya
Toh meri choot ke cheethre uda dega
Chhee chhee yeh main kya soch rahi hoon
Dekho toh mujhe hi dekhke apna lawda hila raha hai kutta
Yeh gaya tha sharif banke
Lekin aaya hai harami banke
Chachi kuch chahiye kya aapko
Main bola
Roopa hosh mein aayi
Woh main bartan dhone aayi thi
Roopa najre churate hue boli
Theek hai dho lijiye
Waise kaisa laga
Main bola
Kya matlab
Roopa boli
Matlab aap achche se jaanti ho
Jyada bholi mat bano
Main bola
Rahul mere se is tarah baat karne ki sochna bhi mat
Tu janta nahi hai mujhe
Roopa garajte hue bolu
Jyada mat bol
Tere jaisi hazaro ko boor faad chuka hoon
Gaand mein dum Nahi
Hum kisi se kam nahi
Aur agar tu itni hi sati savitri hoti
Toh jaise hi main muda tha
Tu apni ankhein band kar leti
Meri bat sunke roopa mujhe kha jaane waali najro se dekh ne lagi
Uske baad main ne use jee bharke dekha
Kehne ka matlab hai ki maine apne aankho se hi use chod daala
Waise maal bahut tagdi thi roopa chachi
Kisi milf se kam nahi thi
Rang saanwla tha
Lekin sar se leke pair tak chodne layak thi
Tabhi ajit chacha ki dusri biwi hema wahan aagayi
Jise dekhke meri haalat aur kharab ho gayi
Yeh thodi kaali thi
Lekin ek number chodne layak maal thi
Behen chod kya chuchiya thi
Saari ke upar se itni badi thi
Toh sachmein kitni badi hongi
Waise yeh bahut hi suljhi hui thi
Mujhe bahut dulaar karti thi pehle
Kya hua roopa
Yeh bartan kaise gid gaye
Hema boli
Main ladkhada gayi thi didi
Roopa boli
Rahul beta munh hath dho lo
Uske baad nashta kar lena
Hema boli
Main mundi haan mein hila diya
Aur yahan boor choda mera ajgar un dono ko Dekh ke apna fan nikaal chuka tha
Main socha chalke daadi ka bhosda faad hi deta hoon
Tabhi main dekha ki meri chaaro behne ek jagah baithi hui hain
Sorry teen behne
Main wahan pe gaya
Aur komal ki taraf dekhke bola
Kya hua gudiya yahan kyun baithi ho
Komal pooja ki taraf dekhi
Pooja usse ankho se mana karne lagi
Bata na kya hua
Main phirse bola
Kuch bhi toh nahi bhaiya
Komal boli
Main phir wahan se daadi ke room mein ghus gaya
Daadi mujhe dekhke ghabra gayi
Toh kya socha tune
Main bola
Main kuch samjhi nahi
Daadi boli
Jyada bholi mat ban
Maine kaha tha na ki main aaj tujhe chodunga
Wohi puchhne aaya hoon
Ki chudwayegi ki nahi
Main bola
Re mue tu pagla gaya hai kya
Main teri daadi hoon daadi
Kuch toh laaj kar
Daadi boli
Phir wohi baat
Maine kab kaha tu meri daadi nahi hai
Main toh yeh keh raha hoon
Achcha theek hai
Mujhe ek baar apni chuchiya dikha de
Main bola
Dekh Rahul tu meri sharafat ka galat fayda utha raha hai
Main keh rahi hoon
Ki yeh galat hai paap hai
Daadi boli
Main kaha tujhe apni boor dene ko keh raha hoon
Main toh bas chuchi dikhane ko keh raha hoon
Please dikha de na
Main bola
Yeh mua aise nahi maanega
Dikha hi deti hoon
Kahin gussa hoke ghar se na chala jaye
Lekin mujh jaisi budhiya ki chuchi dekhke kya milega ise
Uske baad daadi ne apni saari neeche ki
Aur phir apna blouse khol di
Uski chuchi dekhke
Main usmein kho gaya
Tabhi daadi ki najar mere taango ke beech mein padi
Aur woh mere trouser mein tambu bana dekhke soch mein pad gayi
Tabhi main apna trouser neeche kiya
Aur apni hi sagi dàadi ki nangi chuchi ko dekhte hue
Muth maarne laga
Aisa karte hi daadi shock ho gayi
Dekho toh mue ka apni hi sagi daadi ki nangi chuchiya dekhke
Apna lund hila rha hai
Haaye raam kahin ise koi beemaari toh nahi ho gayi
Itna bada hai mue ka lund
Yeh main kya soch rahi hoon
Pota hai yeh mera
Abhi thoda behek gaya hai
Main dekha daadi soch mein doobi hui hai
Main jhat se uske paas gaya
Use pata hi nahi chala main kab uske paas pahubch gaya....