UPDATE 2
MERI BAAT SUNNE KE BAAD
pooja ne mujhe laanat bhari najro se dekha
Aur uske baad mere room se chali gayi
Jab woh apne room mein gayi
Toh neha ne usse puchha
Kya hua didi baat ki usne aap
Nahi
Aur mujhe koi shauk bhi nahi hai
Us kutte se baat karne ka
Pooja yeh bolke rone lagi
Neha pooja ko rote hue dekh
Gusse se tilmila uthi
Aur mere room mein aagayi
Aur isse pehle ki main kuch bolta
Usne mujhe thappad maar diya
.
Tujhe zara sa bhi andaza hai
Ki didi kitne takleef mein hai
Jab se unhein pata chala hai
Ki tu bekasoor tha
Tab se unhone na kuch khaya hai
Aur na hi peeya hai
Neha boli
Main neha ke dono kandhe ko pakda
Aur use bed pe ki taraf dhakel diya
Woh shock ho gayi
Meri aisi harkat dekhke
Isse pehle ki woh uthti
Main uske pet pe baith gaya
Yeh yeh kya kar raha hai tu
Neha darte hue boli
Tujhe pata hai ki yahan se jaane ke baad
Mere sath kya kya hua
Kayi dino tak main bhukha raha
Kaam maangta toh kaam nahi milta tha
Sab id maangte the
Ek din chori karke bhaaga
Toh logo ne maar maar ke adhmara kar diya
Maine jo saha
Woh bekasoor ka saha
Agar tu apni khairiyat chahti hai
Tu mere aur pooja ke maamle se door rahegi
Warna tere liye
Achcha nahi hoga
Rahul ne yeh sab aise tone mein bola tha
Ki neha buri tarah se ghabra gayi
Uski saansein tez chalne lagi
Uski ankho se ansu nikal gaye
Rahul ki najar uski chuchiyo pe padi
Jo upar neeche ho rahi thi
Yeh dekhte hi uska lund khada ho gaya
Jab neha ne rahul ki najar ka peechha kiya
Toh use aur bhi bada jhatka laga
Uska apna saga chhota bhai
Uski chuchiyo ko ghur raha tha
Tabhi rahul phir se bola
Aaj tujhe maa ki wajah se maaf kar raha hoon
Aage nahi karunga
Uske baad main uske upar se hat gaya
Neha jaldi se uthi
Aur mere room se bhaag gayi
Aur apne room mein chali gayi
Pooja neha rani aur komal ek hi room mein rehte the
Sabke liye alag gadde bichhe hue the
Neha ek chadar odhke rone lagi
Neha ki chuchiyo ko dekhke mera lund tha
Ki baithne ka naam hi nahi le raha tha
Aur aaj main kuch galat karna nahi chahta tha
Main imagine karne laga tha.ki woh bina kapdo ke kaisi lagti hogi
Toh maine apne bag se neend ki goli nikaali
Aur kha gaya
Main tab tak soya raha jab tak komal mujhe uthane nahi aayi
Maine apne ankh kholi toh dekha komal hai
Kya hua gudiya
Tabhi meri najar uske jism pe padi
Ek dum phool sa naajuk badan tha uska
Aur chehre ki cuteness
Aisi kali ko phool banane ka maza hi jannat jaisa hoga
Aur phir main komal ko bina kapdo ke imagine karne laga
Bhaiya kahan kho gaye
Komal boli
Kahin nahi gudiya
Main bola
Raat ho gayi hai
Kuch kha lijiye
Tumne kha liya
Main uske gaal sehlate hue bola
Nahi bhaiya man. Nahi hai
Lekin daadi maanti hi nahi hain
Komal boli
Daadi ki maa ka bhosda
Yahan meri maa mar gayi
Aur use mujhe khilana hai
Main apne man mein bola
Kya hua bhaiya
Aap phir se soch mein pad gaye
Komal boli
Komal ek bataogi
Yeh seema aaj kal kahan hai
Main bola
Woh daayan ab high school mein padhati hai
Komal gusse mein boli
Kaun kaun hai uske ghar mein
Main puchha
Shaadi hui thi lekin uske pati ne use chhod diya
Ghar mein ek maa hai
Ek chhoti behen
Aur ek bhabhi
Lekin aap uske baare mein kyun puchh rahe ho
Komal boli
Bas aise hi
Tumhari padhai kaisi chal rahi hai
Main bola
Chhodiye na bhaiya yeh sab baat
Komal boli
Main puch raha hoon
Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai teri
Main bola
Woh woh bade chacha ne mera aur rani di ka naam school se katwa diya
Ek saal pehle
Jab hum 11th mein the
Komal boli
Kyun
Woh kehte hain ki unke paas paise nahi hain
Komal boli
Kya unki beti college jati hain
Main bola
Un dono ki toh graduation bhi puri ho gayi
Pichhle saal
Komal boli
Madarchod chacha bhosdike randike dalle
ab tu dekh kaise teri biwi aur betiyo ko apni rakhel banata hoon
Saale meri dono gudiya ko padhane ke liye paise nahi hai tere paas
Main man mein bola
Abhi main man mein bade chacha ko gaali de hi raha tha
Ki rani bhi mere room mein aagayi
Aur main bade chacha ko gaali dena chhod
Rani ke jism ko dekhne laga
Ek dum kamsin kali
Main apne lund ko adjust kiya
Aur use bhi nude imagine karne laga
Tabhi rani komal ko boli
Tu yahan hai
Aur main tujhe kahan kahan dhund rahi hoon
Chal jaldi se khana kha le
Aap bhi chaliye
Rani boli
Tabhi meri najar ke kandhe pe padi
Jise dekhke main chaunk gaya
Mujhe samajhte der Nahi lagi
Ki yeh maarne ka nishaan hai
Main ek jhatke mein khada hua
Aur rani ke peechhe jaake gate lock kar diya
Aur rani ka kurta uske kandhe se neeche kar diya
Yeh nishaan tab bante the
Jab koi baans(bamboo) ki chhadi se maarta tha
Aur usse kitni chot lagti thi
Yeh toh maar khaane wala hi janta hai
Rani ghabra gayi
Aur apni kameez sahi ki
Yeh aap kya kar rahe hain
Aapko sharam Nahi aati
Rani boli
Apni kameez utaaro
Main bola
Aap paagal toh nahi ho gaye ho
Rani ghabrate hue boli
Bola na apni kameez utaar
Ek baar mein sunayi deta hai
Main tez awaj mein bola
Jisse rani dar gayi
Aur jaldi se apni kameez utaar li
Uski Peeth pe aur kandhe pe kayi nishaan the
Meri ankho mein khoon utar aaya
Uske gore naajuk sharir pe
Woh nishaan dekhke meri aankho mein khoon utar aaya
Main komal ki taraf mud gaya
Aur uske paas pahuncha
Tum bhi apni kameez utaaro
Main bola
Kya tumhare sharir pe bhi aise nishaan hain
Haa ya na
Aur kisne bas itna bata do
Main bola
Komal rone lagi
Main kuch puchh raha hoon tumse
Main bola
Haan mere sharir pe bhi aise nishaan hain
Aur yeh sab bade chacha ne kiya hai
Woh daaru peeke
Hum chaaro behno ko maarte hain
Maa ko bhi maarte the
Unhone maa ko dhokha deke
Saari property apne naam karwa li
Aur uske baad humein maarne lage
Maa ke paas yeh julm sehne ka siwa aur koi dusra raasta nahi tha
Yeh sunke maine apna aapa kho diya
Madarchod sudhir
Kehke main cheekh pada...
