UPDATE 103
7th day of the month
Uthne ke baad sabse pehle main market mein ek mall bana diya
Bilkul jaisa bade shehro mein hota hai
Sabko yahi lag raha tha
Ki yeh mall ek hafte pehle hi bana tha
Lekin opening aaj hone waali thi
Phir uske baad main Lisa ko phone karke bol diya
Ki woh staff ka intezaam kar de
Main anya ko bulaya
Haan behenchod ab kavita ko bhi lapet hi leta hoon
Baap ka khandaan complete
Uske baad dekhte hain
Kavita ke andar jo mere liye bhai waala pyar tha
Use anya ne maximum kar diya
Main nashta kar raha tha
Kavita mujhe Dekh rahi thi
Kavita..man mein..yeh rahul aaj itna achcha kyun lag raha hai mujhe
Bilkul hero jaisa
Bhale hi gaali deta hai
Lekin bahut achcha hai
Pata nahi uske sath woh sab kyun hua
Lekin usne bhi jo badla liya seema se
Waisa badla koi nahi le sakta
Poora gaon jaanta hai
Ki seema uski rakhel hai
Yahan tak Maine suna hai
Ki woh rahul ke bachche ki maa banne waali hai
Thakur ki behen dono beti se bhi shaadi kar li isne
Pata nahi neha aur baaki sab ise kuchh Kyun Nahi kehti
Main rehti toh
Tabhi Kavita ki najar wahan padi
Jahan main dekh raha tha
Darasal main kavya ki mast gaand Dekh raha tha
Kya gaand hai saali ki
Behenchod mera bas chale toh abhi chod daalu
Kavita..man mein..kitna harami hai
Itni Shaadi kar chuka hai
Lekin abhi tak tharak nahi gayi iski
Kaash woh mujhe bhi aise dekhta
Meri bhi toh gaand bahut badi hai
Chhee chhee
Main yeh kya soch rahi hoon
Woh mera bhai hai
Meri behno ka pati hai
Tabhi kavita ke phone pe message gaya
Message maine hi kiya tha
Shopping karne chalegi
Main likha
Sab ke sath
Kavita likhi
Nahi sirf tu aur main
Mujhpe itni meherbaani kyun
Bas mera man kar raha hai
Nahi jaana toh koi baat nahi
Main kavya ke sath chala jaaunga
Main chalungi
Theek hai for ready hoke bahar aaja
Aur Kisi ko bataiyo mat
Yeh type karke main apni car mein aake baith gaya
Behenchod car saali purani ho gayi
Bhosdi nayi ho jaa
Woh bhi latest model waali
Aur car nayi ho gayi
Uske baad Kavita car mein aake mere bagal mein baith gayi
Main drive karne laga
Kavita tirchhi najro se mujhe dekh rahi thi
Main..yeh chhip chhip ke kyun dekh rahi hai
Kavita..main main kyun tujhe chhipke dekhungi
Main..dekh rahi hai
Main koi chutiya toh hoon nahi
Jo mujhe pata nahi chalega
Kavita..yeh tu kaisi baatein kar raha hai
Main..achcha nahi karta
Shaadi ke baare mein kya khyal hai
Ek pal ke liye Kavita chaunk gayi
Kavita..tu mujhse bhi shaadi karne ke baare mein soch raha hai
Main..paagal hai kya
Woh malti chachi keh rahi thi
Ki.mera itna source hai
Toh main tere liye ek sahi ladka dhund doon
Yeh sunke kavita soch mein pad gayi
Main..maine ladka dekh liya hai
Bahut badi company ka maalik hai
Tujhe humesha khush rakhkhega
Kavita..toh isi liye tu mujhe Apne sath leke aaya hai
Main.. shopping waali baat kahan jhuth boli thi Maine
Shopping toh tujhe karwaunga hi
Kavita..man mein..ab main kaise batau tujhe
Ki tu mujhe kitna achcha lagne laga hai
Main jaanti hoon ki yeh sab galat hai
Lekin ek minute maa ne meri shaadi karne ki baat kyun kahi
Pehle toh kavya ki hogi na
Woh mujhse badi hai
Kavita.. pehle kavya ki Shaadi honi chahiye na
Main..uski bhi hogi
Aur tujhse pehle hogi
Kavita..kisse
Main.. MUJHSE
Yeh sunke kavita ko bahut bada jhatka laga
Kavita..yeh tu kya keh raha hai
Teri shaadi kavya se
Main..ab main kya karu
Woh mera peechha nahi chhod rahi hai
Kehti hai ki ya toh shaadi kar lo
Ya phir rakhel bana lo
Ab koi aur hoti toh main use rakhel bana leta
Kyunki woh meri behen hai
Woh bhi badi
Isi liye main usse shaadi karunga
Kavita..lekin kavya ko kab tujhse pyar hua
Main..mujhe kya pata
Aur tu yeh sab baatein chhod
Ladke ki photo dekhegi
Kavita.. chup reh
Main kisi ladke ki photo nahi dekhungi
Main.. kyun nahi dekhegi
Chachi ne mujhse kaha hai
Ki jald se jald teri shaadi karni hai
Aur main unki baat nahi taal sakta
Kavita..dekh rahul tu hoga duniya ka sabse bada aadmi
Lekin main kisse shaadi karungi
Yeh main tay karungi
Main kuchh nahi bola
Kavita..man mein..yeh main kya bol gayi
Kahin rahul ko dukh na pahunch gaya
Ho
Kavita.. kya hua
Main..kuchh nahi
Tu sahi keh rahi hai
Yeh tera Matter hai
Ismein mujhe nahi bolna chahiye
Kavita..tu kyun bura maan raha hai meri baat ka
Main..tujhe agar koi ladka pasand ho
Toh bata diyo
Kara dunga teri usse shaadi
Kavita..aisa kuchh nahi hai
Uske baad na woh kuchh boli
Aur na main
Kuchh der baad hum mall pahunch gaye
Main car park kiya
Main key guard ko diya
Aur main aur kavita andar ghus gaye
Kavita..mujhe nahi pata tha
Ki yahan mall bhi hai
Tabhi kavita ki najar mall ke name pe padi
Kavita..yeh mall mere naam pe kyun hai
Main..mujhe kya pata
Aur tabhi manager wahan aagayi
Kya chuchi thi saali ki
Man kiya daboch loon
Control rahul control
Manager.. ma'am hum aapka hi wait kar rahe the
Kavita..kya matlab
Manager.. matlab yeh ki is mall ki owner aap hain
Aur aapko hi is mall ka inauguration karna hai
Yeh sunke kavita shocked reh gayi
Kavita.. main owner hoon
Aur mujhe hi pata nahi hai
Manager..humein bas bataya gaya tha
Ki aap hi owner hain
Kavita meri taraf dekhne lagi
Aur phir kavita ke hatho ribbon katwaya gaya
Saare staffs taaliya bajane lage
Behenchod.yeh bhosdi lisa bhi na
Iski maa ko chodu
Sab staff ladki hi thi
Woh bhi 20 se 30 saal ke beech
Kavita..yeh sab tune kiya hai na
Main..main kyun aisa karne laga
Kavita..jhuth mat bol
Main..chhod na
Kya faraq padta hai
Yeh mall main Apne naam karu
Ya tere naam
Kavita..faraq padta hai
Tujhe agar is mall ka naam kisi ke naam pe rakhna hi tha
Toh neha ke naam pe rakhta
Use jab pata chalega toh woh kya sochegi
Mere baare mein
Main.. hospital jo banwa raha hoon
Woh uske naam pe rakhkhunga
Kavita..yeh mere sawal ka jawab nahi hua
Kyun kiya tune aisa
Main.. ajeeb haalat hai
Are mera man kiya
Isi liye rakh diya
Kavita..lekin kyun
Main.. bhosdi dimaag mat kharab kar
Ek toh gift do
Upar se faaltu ke sawalo ka jawab bhi do
Kavita..tune yeh mall mujhe gift mein diya hai
Main..haan kyunki kal tera birthday hai isi liye
Yeh sunke kavita ki ankho mein aansu aagaye
Main..ab ro kyun rahi hai
Kavita.. maine kabhi nahi socha tha
Ki tu mere liye yeh sab karega
Main..ab shopping karegi
Ya phir chale yahan se
Kavita muskura di
Kavita..man mein.. pata nahi tu kyun yeh sab kar raha hai
Lekin main bahut khush hoon
Tere is naye roop se
Uske baad kavita ne bhar bhar ke shopping ki
Hum dono mall ke ek restaurant mein gaye
Aur kuchh khaya
Aur phir hum dono apni car mein aake baith gaye
Kavita..ek baat bata tujhe siya ki yaad nahi aati
Main..aati hai
Kavita..bahut khubsurat thi woh
Main..pata nahi
Maine kabhi use kisi aur ladki se compare nahi kiya
Maine pyar kiya tha usse
Shaadi ki
Siya se bhi jyada khubsurat ladkiya hain is duniya mein
Kavita..iska matlab tujhe koi faraq nahi padta
Agar ladki kaali ho toh
Main..kehna kya chahti hai
Kavita..yahi ki main agar kaali nahi hoti
Toh kya koi ladka mujhse pyar karta
Main..gaandu hote hain woh ladke
Jinhein khubsurti se pyar hota hai
Pyar kiya nahi jaata bas ho jaata hai
Aur jise khubsurti se pyar hota hai
Unhein bas boor se matlab hota hai
Lucifer.. waise tum bhi kitne mahan ho
Kisi ladki ki khubsurti dekhke tumhara lund nahi fudakta
Bas woh ladki honi chahiye
Khubsurat ho ya na ho
Tumhein toh bas pelne se Matlab hai
Main... bhosdike kyun Pareshaan karne aajata hai
Kavita..yeh tu kaisi gandi baatein kar raha hai
Main..tujhe toh pata hai ki main aise hi baat karta hoon
Kavita..rahul
Rahul..hmm
Kavita...agar main kaali nahi hoti
Toh kya tu mujhse shaadi kar leta
Yeh sunke main brake laga diya
Main..kya matlab
Kavita.. matlab yeh ki ek taraf kavya hai
Jo pitaji pe gayi hai
Aur ek taraf main hoon jo maa pe gayi.hoon
Kya tu mujhse shaadi karega
Main..yeh sab tu sirf isi liye keh rahi hai
Kyunki maine mall tujhe gift mein diya hai
Kavita.. Haan sab aisa hi sochenge
Lekin mujhe yeh jaan na hai
Ki tu kya sochta hai
Agar main kahu ki main tujhse pyar karne lagi hoon
Aur tujhse shaadi karna chahti hoon
Main..tu kabse mujhse pyar karne lagi
Kavita..aaj se hi
Main..aisa kabhi hota hai kya
Kavita..tune hi toh kaha ki
Pyar kiya nahi jaata ho jaata hai
Main..ek baar phir soch le
Teri zindagi ka sawal hai
Kavita..mujhe kuchh nahi sochna
Kyunki main sochna nahi chahti
Badi bhosdi hai saali ko agar abhi mana kar doon
Toh kal subah iski laash milegi
Yeh behenchod anya ki power kuchh jyada strong hai
Laila waala pyar ho jaata hai
Main..main baat karta hoon chachi se
Kavita.. mujhe aaj hi shaadi karni hai
Main.. kyun
Kavita..kya pata kal main mar jaaun
Main.. chup bhosdi
Kavita sharma gayi
Aur main ghar pahunch gaya use leke....