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Choudhry ki family
Mein uski biwi vasundhra
Uski bahu swati
Jiske pati ko maine maar diya tha
Badi beti vidya
Chhoti beti vanya
Woh sab choudhry ki haalat dekhke cheekh padi
Kutte ki tarah zameen pe pada tadap jo raha tha
Woh sab choudhry ke paas aagayi
Vasundhra..kya hua jee
Aapki aisi haalat kisne ki
Choudhry bolne ki haalat mein tha nahi
Main..iski yeh haalat maine ki hai
Madarchod meri hone waali biwi ko uthane gaya tha
Vasundhra..yeh kya bakwaas kar rahe ho
Main.. bhosdi awaj neeche karke baat kar
Yeh bolke main choudhry ko dekha
Uski reedh ki haddi theek ho gayi
Lekin uske dono pair jarur toot gaye
Peeth ka dard ab pairo mein hone laga tha
Mere munh se gaali sunke vasundhra tilmila gayi
Vasundhra..jubaan sambhal ke baat kar
Main.. madarchod bata apni biwi ko
Main jo keh raha hoon sach hai ki nahi
Yeh bolke main apna mobile nikaala
Aur usmein ek video play kar diya
Jismein mukhiya aur uske bete ki gaand maari ja rahi thi
Baari baari uski sab milke gaand maar rahe the
Yeh dekhke choudhry ki gaand fat gayi
Choudhry..rote hue..yeh sach keh raha hai
Main mukhiya ki beti ko laane gaya tha
Vasundhra..aapke bete ko mare din hi kitne hue hain
Aur aap nayi shaadi karne ki soch rahe the
Kaise baap hain aap
Main..yeh randi rona band kar
Aur yeh bata ki main tere pati ko yahin jaan se maaru
Ya phir kahin aur le jaake
Yeh sunke choudhry ki dono beti ro padi
Vasundhra..mere pati ko maaf kar do beta
Main tumhare hath jodti hoon
Main..maafi toh nahi milegi ise
Ab tu bata ise bachane ke liye tu kya kar sakti hai
Vasundhra..darte hue..kya matlab
Main.. matlab yeh ki main ise nahi maarunga
Lekin badle mein mujhe kya de sakti hai tu
Vasundhra.. main ek shareef aurat hoon beta
Please bhagwaan ke liye yeh sab mat bolo
Main..tu shareef hai lekin tera pati aur beta toh nahi tha
Swati..mere pati ko aap jante the
Main..maine use maara tha
Main hi rahul the devil hoon
Yeh sunte hi bechare choudhry ka peshaab nikal gaya
Woh sab mujhe dekhke ghabrane lagi
Main..agar main pehle jaisa hota
Toh tum sab maa betiyo ko patak patak ke chodta
Lekin ab main waisa nahi hoon
Aur shareef toh bilkul nahi hoon
Isi liye ab bata
Ki tu mujhe kya de sakti hai
Yeh sunke vasundhra foot foot ke rone lagi
Main chahu toh ab kisi ka bhi mind control karke use chod sakta hoon
Lekin kyunki mujhe bachcha chahiye
Toh usmein saamne waali ki marzi honi jaruri hai
Tabhi main chutki bajaya
Aur mere mobile mein do teen videos aagaye
Main screen vasundhra ki taraf kar diya
Us video ko dekhte hi
Choudhry ki family ko bahut bada jhatka laga
Choudhry aur uska beta
Dono us video mein kisi ladki ki boor aur gaand maar rahe the
Main..is ladki ke baap ne tere pati se byaj pe paise liye the
Paise woh nahi de paaya
Badle mein tere pati aur bete ne us ladki ki izzat loot li
Phir main dusri video chala diya
Usmein bhi waisa hi ho raha tha
Phir teesri video chala diya
Usmein bhi wohi ho raha tha
Lekin ladki alag alag thi
Main..ab bata tere madarchod pati ko main maaf kar doon
Ya phir saaf
Vasundhra aur swati aur uski dono beti
Choudhry ko nafrat bhari najro se dekhne lagi
Main..time nahi hai apne paas
Jaldi bata ise maar doon
Vasundhra.. rote hue..kuchh bhi ho woh mere pati hain
Aisa mat karo
Main..tujh jaisi aurtein kabhi nahi sudhar sakti
Madarchod kahin ki
Phir bhi main ise chhod deta hoon
Lekin badle mein tujhe apni dono betiyo ki shaadi mujhse karni hogi
Yeh sunke vasundhra ki gaand fat gayi
Ab dekho bhaiya appan hero dikhta tha
Body se bhi face se bhi
Koi bhi Appan ko dekhta tha
Toh madhosh ho jaata tha
Woh alag baat thi
Ki meri apni behno pe mera charm nahi chalta tha
Jaise ki Kavya aur kavita
Madarchod Lucifer
Main..itna jyada shocked mat ho
Dekh main chahu toh tujhe aur teri betiyo ko randi khane mein pahuncha sakta hoon
Lekin Main sirf shaadi ke liye bol raha hoon
Aur waise bhi tera pati madarchod hai
Tujhe shayad pata nahi hoga
Lekin yeh apni maa ko bhi chodta tha
Woh bhi zabardasti
Yeh sunke sabhi shocked reh gayi
Main mobile mein choudhry aur uski maa ki chudai ka video play kar diya
Vidya.. pitaji aap itne gide hue hain
Mujhe pata nahi tha
Thu hai aap pe
Main nafrat karti hoon aap se
Rahul ji main aapse shaadi karungi
Vanya..main bhi karungi sir
Main..toh tujhe main yaad hoon
Vanya..aap ne padhana kyun chhod diya
Kitna achcha padhate the aap
Main.. don't worry shaadi ho jaane de
Phir tujhe achche se padhaunga
Yeh bolke main use ankh maar diya
Woh buri tarah sharma gayi
Vasundhra use ghurke dekhi
Choudhry..lagta hai tum.bhool gayi ho
Ki main hoon yahan pe
Jaan. Se maar dunga dono ko
Main.. madarchod aur tu shayad bhool gaya hai
Ki main bhi hoon yahan pe
Teri biwi chodu
Yeh sunke vasundhra buri tarah jhenp gayi
Main..haan toh ab batao
Is behenchod ka kya karu
Vasundhra..iska haal bhi mukhiya jaisa kijiye Rahul jee
Theek hai
Aur tera kya khyal hai
Swati..rote hue..main vidhwa hoon kam se kam mujhe toh chhod dijiye
Rehem kijiye mujhpe
Main.. bhosdi dialogue mat maar
Achcha chal tujhse bhi shaadi kar leta hoon
Vasundhra.. aisa kaise ho sakta hai
Yeh meri bahu hai
Main.. bhosdi tujhse kaun puchh raha hai
Yeh uski marzi hai
Dekh tujhe kisi bhi cheez ki kami nahi hone dunga
Ab yeh tujhpe hai
Ki tu meri biwi banke sar uthake jeena chahti hai
Ya phir marte dum tak vidhwa rehna chahti hai
Yeh sunke swati sochne lagi
Swati..man mein..ab jab mujhe Pata chal gaya hai
Ki mera pati ek rapist tha
Ek number ka darinda tha
Jindagi bhar ghut ghutke jeene se achcha
Main inki suhagan banke jaayu
Lekin mujhe maaji se puchhna hoga
Lucifer.. bechari ko kya pata
Darinda the legend se hi uski shaadi ho rahi hai
So sad
Pehle shaadi low level ke darinda se hui
Aur ab dusri shaadi legendary darinda se ho rahi hai
Meri jhaantein sulag gayi
Main.. bhosdike
Swati..maa jee aapki marzi hai
Aap jo.bilengi wohi hoga
Vasundhra apni bahu ki taraf dekhi
Vasundhra..aaj se tu bhi meri beti hai
Aur main yahi chahungi
Ki meri saari beti khush rahein
Lekin main apni izzat aapko nahi dungi
Main..ok
Toh main pandit ko leke aata hoon
Tu Apni teeno betiyo ko tayyar kar
Vasundhra..itni jaldi
Kam se kam apne ghar waalo se toh milwa dijiye
Main..shaadi ke baad milwa dunga
Aur uske baad main wahan se gayab ho gaya
Unhein pata nahi chala
Ki main gayab hua hoon
Unke mind ko main us waqt pause kar diya tha
Main pandit ke paas pahunch gaya
Pandit apne ghar pe hi tha
Tabhi meri najar uski dono beti pe padi
Behenchod kya maal hain dono
Aur uski biwi haaye
Happ bhosdike
Pandit mujhe dekhte hi uchhal pada
Main..kya haal hain pandit jee
Pandit.. jajmaan aap yahan
Main..meri teen shaadi karwani hai aapko
Pandit..jajmaan aap hain kya
Ek hafte ke andar aapki 6 shaadi karwa chuka.hoon
Main..aapko heere Chahiye ki nahi
Yeh sunte hi pandit ki aankhein chamak gayi
Pandit..neki aur puchh puchh jajmaan
uske.baad main pandit ko choudhry ke ghar leke aagaya
Vasundhra ne sabko tayyar kar diya tha
Uske baad meri shaadi teeno se baari baari hui
Pandit ko main ek heera diya
Aur use uske ghar chhod aaya
Don't worry pandit
Tu apni betiyo ki shaadi bhi karayega
Woh bhi mujhse
Main...haan toh ab waqt hai suhagrat manane ka
Nahi suhagdin manaunga
Yeh sunke vasundhra buri tarah jhenp gayi
Main..ab jaake meri biwiyo ko ek hi room mein pahuncha do saasu maa
Vasundhra..jee
Main..kaan mein lawda thuns rakhkhi ho kya
Teeno ghunghat mein thi
Main..tum sabko koi problem hai
Teeno apni Gardan naa mein hila di
Uske baad vasundhra teeno ko unke room mein leke gayi
Main choudhry ki taraf dekha
Main..kya haal hain madarchod
Choudhry..man mein..rahul the devil mera damad hai
Aur ab main jo chahe karunga
Main.. Tu sirf apni gaand marwa paayega
Aur kuchh nahi kar paayega
Chaudhry ko kuchh samajh nahi aaya
Ki maine aisa kyun bola
Yeh.bolke main kitchen mein gaya
Aur patile mein 5 litres doodh rakhkha hua tha
Main patila Apne munh se laga diya
Vasundhra ki najar mujhpe padi
Vasundhra..man mein..hey bhagwaan yeh aadmi hai ya janwar
Ek hi baar mein saara doodh pee gaya
Doodh peeke main vasundhra ke paas gaya
Main..saasu maa ke puppy do na
Vasundhra..damad jee
Main..majak kar raha hoon....
