UPDATE 96
Main..sun be bhosdi
Jyada khel mat khel
Main koi bharwa hoon
Jo tu kisi ko bhi leke aayegi
Aur main use chod dunga
Gaandu samjha hai kya
Yamini.. par yeh toh aapki mausi hain
Koi thodi hai
Main..hap bhosdi
Teri maa ko chodu
Aur main Yamini ke paas chala gaya
Saali chhinaal
Main..aaj tak itni boor faad chuka hoon
Jitna tu soch bhi nahi sakti
Na iski ankho mein dar hai
Aur na hawas
Na dard
Yeh sunke yamini ghabra gayi
Bhosdi main samajh gaya
Ki yeh randi chaal chal rahi hai
Main yauvani ko dekha
Woh bhi ghabra gayi
Yamini..agar aapko bhabhi ke sath milan nahi karna hai
Toh aapki marzi hai
Akhir aap yahan ke raja hain
Yeh sunte hi main Yamini ka gala pakad liya
Aur use hawa mein utha diya
Aur woh chhatpatane lagi
Kuchh hi der mein usne dum tod diya
Main use fenk diya side mein
Main..aur ab tu bhosdi tu meri mausi nahi ho sakti hai
Woh meri maa ki behen hai
Ek baar mein kisi se chudne ke liya
Maan hi nahi sakti
Yeh bolke main apni Lucifer waale avatar mein aagaya
Yauvani ghabra gayi
Main..bata bhosdi warna tujhe jahannum mein le jaake
Aisi aisi saza dunga
Yeh sunke yauvani ghutno ke bal baith gayi
Aur rone lagi
Yauvani..mujhe maaf kar dijiye
Main majbur thi
Main ek genie hoon
Yamini ne mujhse kaha tha
Ki main rani pari ka roop le loon
Main.. matlab yeh bhosdi Yamini nahi hai
Yauvani..nahi yeh bhi ek genie thi
Jisne Yamini ka roop liya tha
Main.. apna asli chehra dikha boorchodi
Yeh sunte hi woh Apne asli roop mein aagayi
Main..naam bata apna
Jee mera naam anya hai
Madarchod ek pari ne mujhe chutiya bana diya
Mujhe matlab Lucifer ko
Duniya ka sabse powerfull being ko
Lucifer..tum duniya ke sabse powerfull being nahi ho
Main..aagaya bhosdike
Agar main nahi hoon toh kaun hai
Lucifer... matlab koi hai
Jo mere jitna hi powerful hai
Woh kya hai abhi hum dono ka samna nahi hua hai
Main..ek randi chutiya bana gayi
Lucifer.. mujhe thodi banaya tha
Main..lekin kaise
Lucifer..baba ne jab paristaan banaya
Toh use pata tha
Ki yahan humla bhi ho sakta hai
Toh raja aur rani ke andar ek alag tarah ki powers daal di
Jisse raja ya rani kisi bhi mortal ya immortal ko wohi dikha sakte hain
Jo woh dikhana chahte hain
Main..aur tujhe yeh baat pata thi
Lucifer.. i was enjoying
Dekh raha tha
Ki kab tak is mayajaal mein fanse rehte ho
Yeh sunke meri jhaantein sulag gayi
Madarchod teri maa ko chodu Yamini
Tu dekh ab main kya karta hoon
Bhosdi
Main..main kisi bhi pari ko control kar sakta hoon
Lucifer..yes
Main..rani pari yauvani main tumhein hukm deta hoon
Mujhe apni shakti de do
Yeh sunte hi yauvani jo apni betiyo ke sath jail mein thi
Uski cheekh nikal gayi
Vamika aur vasana dono ghabra gayi
Yauvani ne Apne dono hath upar kiye
Aur uske hath se neeli roshni nikli
Jo wahan se nikalke
Mere paas aake mere sar mein sama gayi
Yauvani behosh ho chuki Thi
Ab mere andar ek pari ki power thi
Dheere dheere main bhi ek angel ban gaya
Mere bhi par aagaye
White color ke
Main dhyan lagane laga
Aur phir main maya jaal se nikal gaya
Main dekha yakshini abhi mere saamne nangi padi hai
Aur mere hath zanzeero se bandhe hue the
Main..saali chhinaal tu mere rahul ke dimaag ke sath khelegi
Teri maa ko chodu
Jis Yamini ko main maara tha
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Uski laash side mein padi hui thi
Aur aniya side mein khadi hoke mujhe dekhke ghabra rahi thi
Main.. bhosdi
Yeh bolke main apni zanzeero ko tod diya
Aur palak jhapakte hi Yamini ke paas pahunch gaya
Yamini Phir apni kaal chhadi se mujhpe humla karne ki koshish ki
Main uske chhadi ko pakad liya
Aur use jala diya
Tabhi yamini ki cheekh nikal gayi
Aur dheere dheere uske par jo kaale the
Woh white hone lage
Aur woh behosh ho gayi
Uske behosh hote hi
Main uske sainiko ki taraf dekha
Main..suno be behen ke laudo
Aaj se main yahan ka raja hoon
Agar kisi ko Pareshaani hai
Toh bata do
Baad mein chu chapad nahi chahiye
Tabhi ek jinn aage aaya
Hum kaise tumhein apna raja maan lein
Main do jinn ki taraf dekha
Main..tum dono ise nanga karke tab tak iski gaand maaro jab tak yeh mujhe apna raja na maan le
Yeh sunte hi woh dono jinn uspe toot pade
Main yakshini ko azad kar diya
Woh mere saamne jhuk gayi
Yakshini..aaj se main aapki daasi hoon Maharaj
Main..aaj se tu meri senapati
Jaa rani pari aur uski betiyo ko yahan leke aa
Tabhi yakshini ko apni haalat ka ehsaas hua
Woh buri tarah sharma gayi
Main chutki bajaya
Aur uske sharir pe kapde aagaye
Mera maal thi
Yeh bhosdi waale jinn use nanga kaise dekh sakte hain
Main..suno be tum sab
Aaj se yahan genie Aur pari hi
Mahal mein rahengi
Tum sab mahal mein qadam nahi rakhkhoge
Tabhi woh jin. Bol pada
Humein maaf kar dijiye
Hum aapko apna raja maante hain
Humein bacha lijiye
Main.. badle mein kya dega
Jee hum aapko kya de sakte hain
Main..biwi hai
Jee hai
Main..teri biwi chahiye mujhe
Tabhi tujhe chhodunga
Warna Zindagi bhar aise hi gaand marwata rahiyo
Yeh sunke woh jinn rone laga
Haan madarchod ek toh Yamini ki wajah se dimaag kharab tha
Upar se aake bolta hai
Main tumhein apna raja nahi maanta
Main..le jaao re is bhaand ko
Jail mein daal do
Tabhi ek jinn bola
Yeh jail kya hota hai
Main apni ankhein band kiya
Aur apni language sabke dimaag mein daal diya
Aap chinta mat kijye maharaj
Hum ise din raat pelenge
Yeh sunke woh rone laga aur bola
Theek hai aaj se meri biwi aapki hui
Main..jaa Apne ghar aur bhej de apni biwi ko
Chhod do chutiye ko
Yeh sunte hi un dono ne uski gaand maarni band kar di
Woh udte hue wahan se chala gaya
Tabhi yakshini
Sabko leke aagayi
Matlab yauvani vamika vasana Aur sona ko
Yakshini.. mere liye aur koi hukm hai Maharaj
Main..boor degi
Yeh sunke yakshini buri tarah se sharma gayi
Wohi haal meri mausi aur uski dono beti ka bhi tha
Main..majak kar raha hoon
Haan toh mausi yeh rahi aapki nanad
Hara diya maine ise
Ab aap bataiye kya aap mujhe Apna raja sweekaar karti hain
Yeh sunke yauvani mujhe dekhne lagi
Aur Phir mere saamne jhuk gayi
Uske jhukte hi vamika aur vasana aur sona
Teeno bhi mere saamne jhuk gayi
Yauvani ke par gayab ho gaye the
Main chutki bajaya
Aur use uski powers wapas mil gayi
Ek toh behenchod genie aur pariyo ko dekhke lund khada hua pada tha
Main..ab aap sab aaram karo
Mujhe isse kuchh kaam hai
Ýeh sunte hi wahan se sab jaane lage
Tabhi main aniya ko rok liya
Baaki sab chale gaye
Main..hosh mein bhi aayengi
Boorchodi kahin ki
Tabhi yamini ki ankh khul gayi
Usne dekha ki main gaddi pe baitha hoon
Aur woh neeche zameen pe
Main..toh bata randi tere sath kya kiya jaye
Tujhe maar diya jaaye ya chhod diya jaye
Yeh sunke yamini buri tarah se ghabra gayi
Main.. Lauda fans gaya kya munh mein bol jaldi
Yamini..main behek gayi thi
Main..haan boorchodi mere baap ki puja karne ke liye tere sath kisi ne zabardasti ki thi
Hai na
Yamini..main bhabhi se badla lena chahti thi
Unki wajah se mere bhaiya ne apni jaan de di
Main..woh uski wajah se nahi Teri wajah se mare the bhosdi
Tu mere baap ki puja kar rahi thi
Yauvani ne tujhpe vaar kiya
Aur tujhe bachane ke liye tera bhai tere saamne aagaya
Yamini.. phir bhi unhone hi unhein maara tha
Main..woh madarchod baba good aur bad
Dono mere sage nahi hue
Dono ki maa ka bhosda
Ab bata kya karu main tera
Yamini..jyada se jyada kya ho jaayega
Aap mujhe jail mein daal denge
Ya phir par jala denge
Main..main batau tere sath main kya karunga
Teri powers chhen lunga
Uske baad tujhe apni duniya mein le jaake
Kisi randi khane mein daal dunga
Roz naye naye mard tujhe chodenge
Nahi maanegi
Toh tere jism ko takleef denge
Yamini..main apni jaan de dungi
Main..main tujhe marne nahi dunga
Yeh sunke yamini buri tarah se rone lagi
Main..ek shart pe tujhe maaf karunga
Yamini..mujhe sweekaar hai
Main.. bhosdi pehle sun toh le
Tujhe mere bachche ki maa banna hoga
Badle mein jo maangegi dunga
Yamini..agar aap bhabhi aur uski betiyo ko bhi maa bana denge
Toh main woh sab kuchh karungi
Jo aap bolenge
Main..woh toh mai. Waise bhi karunga
Chal utaar jaldi se Apne kapde bhosdi
Tu pehli pari hogi
Jise rahulwa chodega
Behenchod ab toh kisi ko patane ki bhi jarurat nahi hai
Ab toh main paristaan mein hi century maar lunga
Lucifer.. galat fehmi hai tumhari
Main..tu phir aagaya
Lucifer..tumhein apni har ek behno ko pregnant karna hoga
Jaise ki tumhari teeno bua ki beti
Aur malti chachi ki dono beti
Malti chachi aur teeno bua
Main..ab yeh kya randaapa hai
Iska matlab 5 aarti bua ke ghar se
4 majhli bua ke ghar se
Aur 3 badi bua ke ghar se
Aur teen malti chachi aur unki dono beti se
Lucifer..badi bua ki bahu ko kaun pregnant karega
Main..unse mera kahan khoon ka rishta hai
Lucifer..tumhare bhaiyo ki biwi hain
Main..theek hai
Iska matlab 17 apni family se
Baaki pariyo se
Lucifer..jaisi tumhari marzi
Main..haash behenchod jaan mein jaan aayi
Ab sab aaram se ho jaayega
Lucifer..dekhte hain
Main.. madarchod ab bhi dekhte hain
Lucifer kuchh nahi bola
Ab main aur Lucifer mind mein hi baat karte the
Isi liye kisi ko nahi pata chalta tha
Main Yamini ko daboch liya.....
