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UPDATE 32
Main bas alka chachi ke honton ka ras peeye jaa raha tha
alka chachi bhi mera sath de rahi thi
main unhein apni baaho mein bharke
unke jism ko sehla raha tha
kuchh der baad humne kiss toda
aur lambi lambi saansein lene lage
alka.. toh aakhir tujhe apni chachi ki yaad aahi gayi
main..aapko bhoola hi kab tha
thoda busy tha
itni saari toh gf hain
inki maa chodu
alka..main bahut din se tadap rahi hoon
aaj meri tadap door kar de
main..kar dunga
aur phir hum room mein pahunch gaye
main phirse alka chachi ko kiss karne laga
kiss karte hue main chachi ke doodh dabane laga
zro zor se
alka chachi madhosh ho gayi
kuchh der kiss karne ke baad
main kiss tod diya
aur alka chachi ke kapde utaarne laga
woh bhi badi jaldi mein thi
main bhi jaldi mein tha
kuchh der mein woh poori nangi ho chuki thi
main unke jism ko dekha
ek dum gadraya maal thi woh
phir main alka chachi ko bed pe lita diya
aur unke upar aake unke doodh chusne laga
alka chachi aahein bharne lagi
main doodh chusta raha
nipples ko zor zor se chusne laga
alka..uff bhadra aise chus apni chachi ki chuchiyon ko
uff bhadra bahut din se main tadap rahi thi
kuchh der doodh chusne ke baad
main unke pet ko chumne laga
aur phir jab unki gehri naabhi ke paas mera munh pahuncha
main apni jubaan naabhi mein ghusa diya
alka chachi machal ke reh gayi
main apni jubaan se unki naabhi khuredta raha
kuchh der mein woh jhadne lagi
main..badi jaldi haar gayi aap toh
alka..tere jaisa mard kisi ko bhi paagal kar De
main alka chachi ki boor dekhne laga
halke halke baal the unki boor pe
main unki boor chusne laga
alka chachi mera sar apni boor pe dabane lagi
aur apni gaand utha utha ke chuswane lagi
kuchh der mein woh phirse jhad gayi
uske baad main apne kapde utaar diya
mera lund dekhte hi alka chachi hang ho gayi
main apna lund unke honto se sata diya
alka chachi sharma gayi
aur phir mere lund ko chusne lagi
main..uff chachi aap toh bahut achcha chus rahi ho
kahan se seekha
alka...umm maine yeh sab tere liye seekha
roz gandi film dekhti thi
ki kaise aaj ke ladko ko khush kiya jaata hai
tera toh bahut bada hai
alka chachi mere lund ko tab tak chusti rahi
jab tak unka jee nahi bhar gaya
phir main alka chachi ke munh ko chodne laga
alka chachi bhi mujhse apna munh chudwati rahi
kuchh der tak unke munh ko chodne ke baad
main apna lund unki boor pe set kiya
main dhakka maara
supada boor mein ghusa
alka chachi apne honto ko daba li
main dusra dhakka maara
alka chachi ki cheekh nikal gayi
woh rone lagi
main unke hont chusne laga
aur doodh dabane laga
jab woh shant hui
toh main do baar lagatar dhakke maarke poora lund pel diya
woh rote hue behosh ho gayi
main unhein hosh mein laaya
alka..aah bhadra bahut dard ho raha hai
uff bhadra tune toh meri boor ka bhosda hi bana diya
main dheere dheere unhein chodne laga
woh roti rahi
lekin jab mera lund unki boor mein adjust ho gaya
toh woh apni kamar hilane lagi
uske baad danadan main unki boor mein lund pelne laga
alka chachi aahein bharne lagi
alka..uff bhadra bas aise hi maar apni chachi ki boor
main.. Kyu chacha nahi maarte hain
alka..woh harami toh chal bhi nahi sakta
main..aapke pati hain woh
alka..nahi hai
tu mera pati hai
apni biwi ki boor bas aise hi maar
aur zor se maar
faad de bana de bhosda
uff aise hi bhadra
aur zor se
main.. chachi agar aap meri biwi hui
toh phir main aapke sath kuchh bhi kar sakta hoon
alka..haan kar lena jo karna ho
jaise chahe mujhe chodna aur zor se bhadra
main..aapko maa bana sakta hoon
aapko pet se kar sakta hoon
alka..haan bhadra bana dena
agar yahi teri marzi hai
toh yahi sahi
bas aise hi bhadra
aise ek ghante tak main chachi ko chodta raha
aur phir unki boor mein jhad gaya
chachi mujhse lipat gayi
alka..bhadra aaj tune mujhe jannat ki sair karwa di
main..jaanta hoon
alka..jab tera man kare aajana
main kabhi tujhe mana nahi karungi
main..hmm kitni achchi ho aap
alka..woh toh main hoon
main chachi ko phirse kiss karne laga
uske baad hum dono bathroom mein gaye
wahan main unhein ek baar aur choda
aur unki boor mein jhadne laga
phir hum dono jab room mein aaye
toh main phirse unhein daboch liya
alka .nahi bhadra ab nahi
kal kar lena
tu bahut chodta hai
aise toh main mar jaaungi
main.. Kyu chacha aise nahi chodte
alka..phir tune us kameene ka naam liya
main.. achcha nahi leta
aur phir main apne kapde pehna
aue wahan se Nikal gaya
haaye maa ko bhi pel diya
aarushi aur aarohi ko bhi pel diya
ab bachi hai amrita
lekin ab us madarchod ruhi ko dekhta hoon main
saali mujhse promise karke todti hai
aur main phir Mumbai pahunch gaya
class mein. ghusa
toh meri najar ruhi pe padi
main..aur chhote kapde pehen leti
ruhi..mere kapde nahi chhote hain
teri soch chhoti hai
Bhosdi meri soch chhoti nahi hai
tum Madarchodiyo ko charbi chahad gayi hai
saari ladkiya mujhe aise dekh rahi ho
jaise maine unki boor maang li ho
bhosdi sab
zara sa inhein tok kya do
yeh equality beech mein leke aajati hain
ab senior ka attitude apne ufaan pe tha
main apni shirt aur pant utaar diya
aur baith gaya
ruhi..you idiot
main..teri soch gandi hai
tabhi koi professor aagaya
aur usne mujhe dekha
aur shocked ho gaya
mujhe is haalat mein dekhke
tabhi main apni body ko dekha
behenchod yeh abs kbse aagaye mere
main toh patla dubla hoon
selina..maine kiya hai
main..achcha toh suhagrat ke liye mujhe tayyar kar rahi ho
selina..aap bhi na
kuchh students ne jaake principal ko shikayat kiya
principal ne unhein daant ke bhaga diya
beta rudra baith jaaiye
ab humein padhana hai
yeh sunke saare students chaunk gaye
jo takla seedhe munh kisi se baat nahi karta tha
woh takla mujhe itni izzat de raha tha
ab woh is liye tha
kyunki principal ne sab teachers ko bola hua tha
ki main rahul the devil ka bhai hoon
sab tameez se pesh aaye
waise toh boss retire ho gaye the
lekin kya karein
duniya sab kuchh bhool sakti hai
lekin devil ko nahi bhool sakti
main baith gaya
jab college off hua
toh ruhi apni car mein baithi
aur car chalane lagi
kuchh der baad use ehsaas hua
ki break fail hai
main kabse pichhli seat ke neeche
ghusa hua tha
main utha aur seat pe baith gaya
main..kono problem hai kaa
ruhi mujhe dekhke shocked ho gayi
ruhi..tum yahan kya kar rahe ho
main..gaand mara raha hoon
marwayegi
ruhi .you bastard break fail hai
main..mera promise todti hai
ab bhugat
ruhi..tum bhi maare jaaoge
main..shayad
aur main bike waala helmet pehen liya
ruhi..you fucking psycho
main..date pe chalegi ya phir maregi
ruhi..tumhare sath date
no fucking way
kuchh der tak uski akad uska sath di
lekin phir car ka balance Bigadne laga
uski aankho mein aansu aagaye
ruhi.. please kuchh karo
main marna nahi chahti
main..date
ruhi..ok done
main..car side mein le
ruhi..usse kya hoga
main..le toh sahi
usne car side mein kiya
aur drive karne lagi
main ek remote nikaala
apni jeb se
aur uska button daba diya
jiske baad car band ho gayi
aur beech mein ruk gayi
ab maine nahi kiya tha yeh
yeh kiya tha selina ne
main toh bas yeh dikhana chahta tha
ki car remote se band hui hai
main..ab chup karke
car kisi restaurant ki taraf mod lo
usne kuchh nahi bola
aur phir car dusri taraf mod li
aur phir hum ek dusre ke saamne baithe
ek dusre ko dekh rahe the
woh mujhe khaa jaane waali Najro se dekh rahi thi
waiter..any order sir ma'am
ab usne jo mangana tha mangaya
main apne liye doodh mangaya
waiter mujhe ghurke chala gaya
main..baat bhi karogi
ya phir aise hi baithi rahogi
ruhi..tum yeh theek nahi kar rahe ho
main..maine kya tumko touch kiya
tumhare sath misbehave kiya
bastard bolne waali ki zubaan kheench loon main
ruhi.. shaayad tum mujhe nahi jaante
mere dad ko nahi jaante
main.. thakur avdesh Singh is your father
meenakshi is your mother
yeh sunke woh shocked ho gayi
ruhi..how did you
main..meri family mein merr mom dad
badi behen bhaiya bhabhi aur chhoti behen the
meri maa dono behno aur pregnant bhabhi ka tere baap ne rape kiya
aur unhein maar diya
mera poora khandan khatam kar diya
maine kasam khaayi hai
ki uski badi beti ko apni biwi banaunga
pichhle 20 saal se main wait kar raha tha
ki kab tu badi ho
aur phir main tujhse shaadi karu
ruhi..what the fuck
paagal toh nahi ho
pehli baat main un dono ki beti nahi hoon
mujhe meri maasi ne adopt kar liya tha
aur dusri baat
tumhein apni baatein sunayi de rahi hain
kya bakwas kar rahe ho
main..yakeen na aaye toh apni maa se puchh ki veer kaun hai
asli maa se
aur phir main doodh peeya
aur wahan se nikal gaya
ruhi.. bastard bill bhi pay karke nahi gaya
main..A yeh sab nahi suna
mujhe kisi ki baatein nahi sunni hai
selina mujhe suna rahi thi
ki ruhi kya bol rahi hai
selina..ok boss
aur phir ruhi ghar pahunchi
uske dimaag mein meri baatein gunj rahi thi
usne apni asli maa ko phone lagaya
main daredevil bana
aur pahunch gaya
meenakshi ke paas
uski cheekh nikal gayi
ek pal ke liye mera lauda tanna gaya use dekhke
main apna rod joda
aur uski taraf kar diya
main..agar agle 5 minute tak tere munh se sach nahi nikla
toh yeh jalta hua saliya
teri gaand mein ghusa dunga
Bhosdi
ruhi..mom are you there
meenakshi..haan beta
ruhi..yeh veer kaun hai
meenakshi pehle hi mujhe dekhke dari hui thi
veer ka naam sunte hi usne sab kuchh bak diya
ruhi..achcha hua mujhe maasi ne adopt kar liya
ghin aarahi hai mujhe aapse aur aapke pati se
aur phir phone cut gaya
meenakshi man mein
yeh kutta ab tak zinda kaise hai
yeh toh mar gaya tha na
main apne room mein baitha tha
tabhi neha didi mere room mein aayi
neha..tu itna neeche kaise gid sakta hai
main..maine kya kiya
neha..koi apni maa ke sath
main..maine koi unke sath zabardasti ki hai
jo aap aise bol rahi ho
neha..sharam aani chahiye tujhe
main..tumko kya
tum jaao kisi ko date karo
uske sath live-in mein raho
usse shaadi karo
mujhse pyar thodi karti ho tum
main toh sirf ek boy toy hoon na
neha..main koi whore hoon
jo tu aise baat kar raha hai mujhse
maine kab kisi ko date kiya
main..mujhe ghanta faraq nahi padta
jaao jaake jisse chudwana hai chudwao
mere laude se na
yeh sunke neha di mere paas aayi
aur mujhe thappad maar di
neha..tujhe toh kuch samajhna hi nahi hai
kya hoga agar kal kisi ko pata chal gaya toh
kya kar lega tu
kya izzat reh jaayegi humari
main.. sabki maa ka bhosda
neha..aisa nahi hota
soch samajhke chalna padta hai
main tujhse kaise shaadi kar sakti hoon
main..mat karo
bola toh hai jisse gaand marwani hai marwaao
neha..bhadra
aur woh mere baal nochne lagi
neha..tu samajhta Kyu nahi
aur woh rone lagi
main..mujhko kuchh nahi samajhna hai
maine mom ko is liye pataya
kyunki baad mein woh hum dono ke rishte ke liye nahi maanti
lekin ab main unhein chod chuka hoon
ab woh humare beech mein nahi aayengi
neha..kya
yeh sab tune mere liye kiya
main..aur nahi toh kya
neha..oh bhadra
no offense
lekin ladkiya chutiya hoti hain
pata nahi launde kaise unse katwa lete hain...
Main bas alka chachi ke honton ka ras peeye jaa raha tha
alka chachi bhi mera sath de rahi thi
main unhein apni baaho mein bharke
unke jism ko sehla raha tha
kuchh der baad humne kiss toda
aur lambi lambi saansein lene lage
alka.. toh aakhir tujhe apni chachi ki yaad aahi gayi
main..aapko bhoola hi kab tha
thoda busy tha
itni saari toh gf hain
inki maa chodu
alka..main bahut din se tadap rahi hoon
aaj meri tadap door kar de
main..kar dunga
aur phir hum room mein pahunch gaye
main phirse alka chachi ko kiss karne laga
kiss karte hue main chachi ke doodh dabane laga
zro zor se
alka chachi madhosh ho gayi
kuchh der kiss karne ke baad
main kiss tod diya
aur alka chachi ke kapde utaarne laga
woh bhi badi jaldi mein thi
main bhi jaldi mein tha
kuchh der mein woh poori nangi ho chuki thi
main unke jism ko dekha
ek dum gadraya maal thi woh
phir main alka chachi ko bed pe lita diya
aur unke upar aake unke doodh chusne laga
alka chachi aahein bharne lagi
main doodh chusta raha
nipples ko zor zor se chusne laga
alka..uff bhadra aise chus apni chachi ki chuchiyon ko
uff bhadra bahut din se main tadap rahi thi
kuchh der doodh chusne ke baad
main unke pet ko chumne laga
aur phir jab unki gehri naabhi ke paas mera munh pahuncha
main apni jubaan naabhi mein ghusa diya
alka chachi machal ke reh gayi
main apni jubaan se unki naabhi khuredta raha
kuchh der mein woh jhadne lagi
main..badi jaldi haar gayi aap toh
alka..tere jaisa mard kisi ko bhi paagal kar De
main alka chachi ki boor dekhne laga
halke halke baal the unki boor pe
main unki boor chusne laga
alka chachi mera sar apni boor pe dabane lagi
aur apni gaand utha utha ke chuswane lagi
kuchh der mein woh phirse jhad gayi
uske baad main apne kapde utaar diya
mera lund dekhte hi alka chachi hang ho gayi
main apna lund unke honto se sata diya
alka chachi sharma gayi
aur phir mere lund ko chusne lagi
main..uff chachi aap toh bahut achcha chus rahi ho
kahan se seekha
alka...umm maine yeh sab tere liye seekha
roz gandi film dekhti thi
ki kaise aaj ke ladko ko khush kiya jaata hai
tera toh bahut bada hai
alka chachi mere lund ko tab tak chusti rahi
jab tak unka jee nahi bhar gaya
phir main alka chachi ke munh ko chodne laga
alka chachi bhi mujhse apna munh chudwati rahi
kuchh der tak unke munh ko chodne ke baad
main apna lund unki boor pe set kiya
main dhakka maara
supada boor mein ghusa
alka chachi apne honto ko daba li
main dusra dhakka maara
alka chachi ki cheekh nikal gayi
woh rone lagi
main unke hont chusne laga
aur doodh dabane laga
jab woh shant hui
toh main do baar lagatar dhakke maarke poora lund pel diya
woh rote hue behosh ho gayi
main unhein hosh mein laaya
alka..aah bhadra bahut dard ho raha hai
uff bhadra tune toh meri boor ka bhosda hi bana diya
main dheere dheere unhein chodne laga
woh roti rahi
lekin jab mera lund unki boor mein adjust ho gaya
toh woh apni kamar hilane lagi
uske baad danadan main unki boor mein lund pelne laga
alka chachi aahein bharne lagi
alka..uff bhadra bas aise hi maar apni chachi ki boor
main.. Kyu chacha nahi maarte hain
alka..woh harami toh chal bhi nahi sakta
main..aapke pati hain woh
alka..nahi hai
tu mera pati hai
apni biwi ki boor bas aise hi maar
aur zor se maar
faad de bana de bhosda
uff aise hi bhadra
aur zor se
main.. chachi agar aap meri biwi hui
toh phir main aapke sath kuchh bhi kar sakta hoon
alka..haan kar lena jo karna ho
jaise chahe mujhe chodna aur zor se bhadra
main..aapko maa bana sakta hoon
aapko pet se kar sakta hoon
alka..haan bhadra bana dena
agar yahi teri marzi hai
toh yahi sahi
bas aise hi bhadra
aise ek ghante tak main chachi ko chodta raha
aur phir unki boor mein jhad gaya
chachi mujhse lipat gayi
alka..bhadra aaj tune mujhe jannat ki sair karwa di
main..jaanta hoon
alka..jab tera man kare aajana
main kabhi tujhe mana nahi karungi
main..hmm kitni achchi ho aap
alka..woh toh main hoon
main chachi ko phirse kiss karne laga
uske baad hum dono bathroom mein gaye
wahan main unhein ek baar aur choda
aur unki boor mein jhadne laga
phir hum dono jab room mein aaye
toh main phirse unhein daboch liya
alka .nahi bhadra ab nahi
kal kar lena
tu bahut chodta hai
aise toh main mar jaaungi
main.. Kyu chacha aise nahi chodte
alka..phir tune us kameene ka naam liya
main.. achcha nahi leta
aur phir main apne kapde pehna
aue wahan se Nikal gaya
haaye maa ko bhi pel diya
aarushi aur aarohi ko bhi pel diya
ab bachi hai amrita
lekin ab us madarchod ruhi ko dekhta hoon main
saali mujhse promise karke todti hai
aur main phir Mumbai pahunch gaya
class mein. ghusa
toh meri najar ruhi pe padi
main..aur chhote kapde pehen leti
ruhi..mere kapde nahi chhote hain
teri soch chhoti hai
Bhosdi meri soch chhoti nahi hai
tum Madarchodiyo ko charbi chahad gayi hai
saari ladkiya mujhe aise dekh rahi ho
jaise maine unki boor maang li ho
bhosdi sab
zara sa inhein tok kya do
yeh equality beech mein leke aajati hain
ab senior ka attitude apne ufaan pe tha
main apni shirt aur pant utaar diya
aur baith gaya
ruhi..you idiot
main..teri soch gandi hai
tabhi koi professor aagaya
aur usne mujhe dekha
aur shocked ho gaya
mujhe is haalat mein dekhke
tabhi main apni body ko dekha
behenchod yeh abs kbse aagaye mere
main toh patla dubla hoon
selina..maine kiya hai
main..achcha toh suhagrat ke liye mujhe tayyar kar rahi ho
selina..aap bhi na
kuchh students ne jaake principal ko shikayat kiya
principal ne unhein daant ke bhaga diya
beta rudra baith jaaiye
ab humein padhana hai
yeh sunke saare students chaunk gaye
jo takla seedhe munh kisi se baat nahi karta tha
woh takla mujhe itni izzat de raha tha
ab woh is liye tha
kyunki principal ne sab teachers ko bola hua tha
ki main rahul the devil ka bhai hoon
sab tameez se pesh aaye
waise toh boss retire ho gaye the
lekin kya karein
duniya sab kuchh bhool sakti hai
lekin devil ko nahi bhool sakti
main baith gaya
jab college off hua
toh ruhi apni car mein baithi
aur car chalane lagi
kuchh der baad use ehsaas hua
ki break fail hai
main kabse pichhli seat ke neeche
ghusa hua tha
main utha aur seat pe baith gaya
main..kono problem hai kaa
ruhi mujhe dekhke shocked ho gayi
ruhi..tum yahan kya kar rahe ho
main..gaand mara raha hoon
marwayegi
ruhi .you bastard break fail hai
main..mera promise todti hai
ab bhugat
ruhi..tum bhi maare jaaoge
main..shayad
aur main bike waala helmet pehen liya
ruhi..you fucking psycho
main..date pe chalegi ya phir maregi
ruhi..tumhare sath date
no fucking way
kuchh der tak uski akad uska sath di
lekin phir car ka balance Bigadne laga
uski aankho mein aansu aagaye
ruhi.. please kuchh karo
main marna nahi chahti
main..date
ruhi..ok done
main..car side mein le
ruhi..usse kya hoga
main..le toh sahi
usne car side mein kiya
aur drive karne lagi
main ek remote nikaala
apni jeb se
aur uska button daba diya
jiske baad car band ho gayi
aur beech mein ruk gayi
ab maine nahi kiya tha yeh
yeh kiya tha selina ne
main toh bas yeh dikhana chahta tha
ki car remote se band hui hai
main..ab chup karke
car kisi restaurant ki taraf mod lo
usne kuchh nahi bola
aur phir car dusri taraf mod li
aur phir hum ek dusre ke saamne baithe
ek dusre ko dekh rahe the
woh mujhe khaa jaane waali Najro se dekh rahi thi
waiter..any order sir ma'am
ab usne jo mangana tha mangaya
main apne liye doodh mangaya
waiter mujhe ghurke chala gaya
main..baat bhi karogi
ya phir aise hi baithi rahogi
ruhi..tum yeh theek nahi kar rahe ho
main..maine kya tumko touch kiya
tumhare sath misbehave kiya
bastard bolne waali ki zubaan kheench loon main
ruhi.. shaayad tum mujhe nahi jaante
mere dad ko nahi jaante
main.. thakur avdesh Singh is your father
meenakshi is your mother
yeh sunke woh shocked ho gayi
ruhi..how did you
main..meri family mein merr mom dad
badi behen bhaiya bhabhi aur chhoti behen the
meri maa dono behno aur pregnant bhabhi ka tere baap ne rape kiya
aur unhein maar diya
mera poora khandan khatam kar diya
maine kasam khaayi hai
ki uski badi beti ko apni biwi banaunga
pichhle 20 saal se main wait kar raha tha
ki kab tu badi ho
aur phir main tujhse shaadi karu
ruhi..what the fuck
paagal toh nahi ho
pehli baat main un dono ki beti nahi hoon
mujhe meri maasi ne adopt kar liya tha
aur dusri baat
tumhein apni baatein sunayi de rahi hain
kya bakwas kar rahe ho
main..yakeen na aaye toh apni maa se puchh ki veer kaun hai
asli maa se
aur phir main doodh peeya
aur wahan se nikal gaya
ruhi.. bastard bill bhi pay karke nahi gaya
main..A yeh sab nahi suna
mujhe kisi ki baatein nahi sunni hai
selina mujhe suna rahi thi
ki ruhi kya bol rahi hai
selina..ok boss
aur phir ruhi ghar pahunchi
uske dimaag mein meri baatein gunj rahi thi
usne apni asli maa ko phone lagaya
main daredevil bana
aur pahunch gaya
meenakshi ke paas
uski cheekh nikal gayi
ek pal ke liye mera lauda tanna gaya use dekhke
main apna rod joda
aur uski taraf kar diya
main..agar agle 5 minute tak tere munh se sach nahi nikla
toh yeh jalta hua saliya
teri gaand mein ghusa dunga
Bhosdi
ruhi..mom are you there
meenakshi..haan beta
ruhi..yeh veer kaun hai
meenakshi pehle hi mujhe dekhke dari hui thi
veer ka naam sunte hi usne sab kuchh bak diya
ruhi..achcha hua mujhe maasi ne adopt kar liya
ghin aarahi hai mujhe aapse aur aapke pati se
aur phir phone cut gaya
meenakshi man mein
yeh kutta ab tak zinda kaise hai
yeh toh mar gaya tha na
main apne room mein baitha tha
tabhi neha didi mere room mein aayi
neha..tu itna neeche kaise gid sakta hai
main..maine kya kiya
neha..koi apni maa ke sath
main..maine koi unke sath zabardasti ki hai
jo aap aise bol rahi ho
neha..sharam aani chahiye tujhe
main..tumko kya
tum jaao kisi ko date karo
uske sath live-in mein raho
usse shaadi karo
mujhse pyar thodi karti ho tum
main toh sirf ek boy toy hoon na
neha..main koi whore hoon
jo tu aise baat kar raha hai mujhse
maine kab kisi ko date kiya
main..mujhe ghanta faraq nahi padta
jaao jaake jisse chudwana hai chudwao
mere laude se na
yeh sunke neha di mere paas aayi
aur mujhe thappad maar di
neha..tujhe toh kuch samajhna hi nahi hai
kya hoga agar kal kisi ko pata chal gaya toh
kya kar lega tu
kya izzat reh jaayegi humari
main.. sabki maa ka bhosda
neha..aisa nahi hota
soch samajhke chalna padta hai
main tujhse kaise shaadi kar sakti hoon
main..mat karo
bola toh hai jisse gaand marwani hai marwaao
neha..bhadra
aur woh mere baal nochne lagi
neha..tu samajhta Kyu nahi
aur woh rone lagi
main..mujhko kuchh nahi samajhna hai
maine mom ko is liye pataya
kyunki baad mein woh hum dono ke rishte ke liye nahi maanti
lekin ab main unhein chod chuka hoon
ab woh humare beech mein nahi aayengi
neha..kya
yeh sab tune mere liye kiya
main..aur nahi toh kya
neha..oh bhadra
no offense
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Main bas alka chachi ke honton ka ras peeye jaa raha tha
alka chachi bhi mera sath de rahi thi
main unhein apni baaho mein bharke
unke jism ko sehla raha tha
kuchh der baad humne kiss toda
aur lambi lambi saansein lene lage
alka.. toh aakhir tujhe apni chachi ki yaad aahi gayi
main..aapko bhoola hi kab tha
thoda busy tha
itni saari toh gf hain
inki maa chodu
alka..main bahut din se tadap rahi hoon
aaj meri tadap door kar de
main..kar dunga
aur phir hum room mein pahunch gaye
main phirse alka chachi ko kiss karne laga
kiss karte hue main chachi ke doodh dabane laga
zro zor se
alka chachi madhosh ho gayi
kuchh der kiss karne ke baad
main kiss tod diya
aur alka chachi ke kapde utaarne laga
woh bhi badi jaldi mein thi
main bhi jaldi mein tha
kuchh der mein woh poori nangi ho chuki thi
main unke jism ko dekha
ek dum gadraya maal thi woh
phir main alka chachi ko bed pe lita diya
aur unke upar aake unke doodh chusne laga
alka chachi aahein bharne lagi
main doodh chusta raha
nipples ko zor zor se chusne laga
alka..uff bhadra aise chus apni chachi ki chuchiyon ko
uff bhadra bahut din se main tadap rahi thi
kuchh der doodh chusne ke baad
main unke pet ko chumne laga
aur phir jab unki gehri naabhi ke paas mera munh pahuncha
main apni jubaan naabhi mein ghusa diya
alka chachi machal ke reh gayi
main apni jubaan se unki naabhi khuredta raha
kuchh der mein woh jhadne lagi
main..badi jaldi haar gayi aap toh
alka..tere jaisa mard kisi ko bhi paagal kar De
main alka chachi ki boor dekhne laga
halke halke baal the unki boor pe
main unki boor chusne laga
alka chachi mera sar apni boor pe dabane lagi
aur apni gaand utha utha ke chuswane lagi
kuchh der mein woh phirse jhad gayi
uske baad main apne kapde utaar diya
mera lund dekhte hi alka chachi hang ho gayi
main apna lund unke honto se sata diya
alka chachi sharma gayi
aur phir mere lund ko chusne lagi
main..uff chachi aap toh bahut achcha chus rahi ho
kahan se seekha
alka...umm maine yeh sab tere liye seekha
roz gandi film dekhti thi
ki kaise aaj ke ladko ko khush kiya jaata hai
tera toh bahut bada hai
alka chachi mere lund ko tab tak chusti rahi
jab tak unka jee nahi bhar gaya
phir main alka chachi ke munh ko chodne laga
alka chachi bhi mujhse apna munh chudwati rahi
kuchh der tak unke munh ko chodne ke baad
main apna lund unki boor pe set kiya
main dhakka maara
supada boor mein ghusa
alka chachi apne honto ko daba li
main dusra dhakka maara
alka chachi ki cheekh nikal gayi
woh rone lagi
main unke hont chusne laga
aur doodh dabane laga
jab woh shant hui
toh main do baar lagatar dhakke maarke poora lund pel diya
woh rote hue behosh ho gayi
main unhein hosh mein laaya
alka..aah bhadra bahut dard ho raha hai
uff bhadra tune toh meri boor ka bhosda hi bana diya
main dheere dheere unhein chodne laga
woh roti rahi
lekin jab mera lund unki boor mein adjust ho gaya
toh woh apni kamar hilane lagi
uske baad danadan main unki boor mein lund pelne laga
alka chachi aahein bharne lagi
alka..uff bhadra bas aise hi maar apni chachi ki boor
main.. Kyu chacha nahi maarte hain
alka..woh harami toh chal bhi nahi sakta
main..aapke pati hain woh
alka..nahi hai
tu mera pati hai
apni biwi ki boor bas aise hi maar
aur zor se maar
faad de bana de bhosda
uff aise hi bhadra
aur zor se
main.. chachi agar aap meri biwi hui
toh phir main aapke sath kuchh bhi kar sakta hoon
alka..haan kar lena jo karna ho
jaise chahe mujhe chodna aur zor se bhadra
main..aapko maa bana sakta hoon
aapko pet se kar sakta hoon
alka..haan bhadra bana dena
agar yahi teri marzi hai
toh yahi sahi
bas aise hi bhadra
aise ek ghante tak main chachi ko chodta raha
aur phir unki boor mein jhad gaya
chachi mujhse lipat gayi
alka..bhadra aaj tune mujhe jannat ki sair karwa di
main..jaanta hoon
alka..jab tera man kare aajana
main kabhi tujhe mana nahi karungi
main..hmm kitni achchi ho aap
alka..woh toh main hoon
main chachi ko phirse kiss karne laga
uske baad hum dono bathroom mein gaye
wahan main unhein ek baar aur choda
aur unki boor mein jhadne laga
phir hum dono jab room mein aaye
toh main phirse unhein daboch liya
alka .nahi bhadra ab nahi
kal kar lena
tu bahut chodta hai
aise toh main mar jaaungi
main.. Kyu chacha aise nahi chodte
alka..phir tune us kameene ka naam liya
main.. achcha nahi leta
aur phir main apne kapde pehna
aue wahan se Nikal gaya
haaye maa ko bhi pel diya
aarushi aur aarohi ko bhi pel diya
ab bachi hai amrita
lekin ab us madarchod ruhi ko dekhta hoon main
saali mujhse promise karke todti hai
aur main phir Mumbai pahunch gaya
class mein. ghusa
toh meri najar ruhi pe padi
main..aur chhote kapde pehen leti
ruhi..mere kapde nahi chhote hain
teri soch chhoti hai
Bhosdi meri soch chhoti nahi hai
tum Madarchodiyo ko charbi chahad gayi hai
saari ladkiya mujhe aise dekh rahi ho
jaise maine unki boor maang li ho
bhosdi sab
zara sa inhein tok kya do
yeh equality beech mein leke aajati hain
ab senior ka attitude apne ufaan pe tha
main apni shirt aur pant utaar diya
aur baith gaya
ruhi..you idiot
main..teri soch gandi hai
tabhi koi professor aagaya
aur usne mujhe dekha
aur shocked ho gaya
mujhe is haalat mein dekhke
tabhi main apni body ko dekha
behenchod yeh abs kbse aagaye mere
main toh patla dubla hoon
selina..maine kiya hai
main..achcha toh suhagrat ke liye mujhe tayyar kar rahi ho
selina..aap bhi na
kuchh students ne jaake principal ko shikayat kiya
principal ne unhein daant ke bhaga diya
beta rudra baith jaaiye
ab humein padhana hai
yeh sunke saare students chaunk gaye
jo takla seedhe munh kisi se baat nahi karta tha
woh takla mujhe itni izzat de raha tha
ab woh is liye tha
kyunki principal ne sab teachers ko bola hua tha
ki main rahul the devil ka bhai hoon
sab tameez se pesh aaye
waise toh boss retire ho gaye the
lekin kya karein
duniya sab kuchh bhool sakti hai
lekin devil ko nahi bhool sakti
main baith gaya
jab college off hua
toh ruhi apni car mein baithi
aur car chalane lagi
kuchh der baad use ehsaas hua
ki break fail hai
main kabse pichhli seat ke neeche
ghusa hua tha
main utha aur seat pe baith gaya
main..kono problem hai kaa
ruhi mujhe dekhke shocked ho gayi
ruhi..tum yahan kya kar rahe ho
main..gaand mara raha hoon
marwayegi
ruhi .you bastard break fail hai
main..mera promise todti hai
ab bhugat
ruhi..tum bhi maare jaaoge
main..shayad
aur main bike waala helmet pehen liya
ruhi..you fucking psycho
main..date pe chalegi ya phir maregi
ruhi..tumhare sath date
no fucking way
kuchh der tak uski akad uska sath di
lekin phir car ka balance Bigadne laga
uski aankho mein aansu aagaye
ruhi.. please kuchh karo
main marna nahi chahti
main..date
ruhi..ok done
main..car side mein le
ruhi..usse kya hoga
main..le toh sahi
usne car side mein kiya
aur drive karne lagi
main ek remote nikaala
apni jeb se
aur uska button daba diya
jiske baad car band ho gayi
aur beech mein ruk gayi
ab maine nahi kiya tha yeh
yeh kiya tha selina ne
main toh bas yeh dikhana chahta tha
ki car remote se band hui hai
main..ab chup karke
car kisi restaurant ki taraf mod lo
usne kuchh nahi bola
aur phir car dusri taraf mod li
aur phir hum ek dusre ke saamne baithe
ek dusre ko dekh rahe the
woh mujhe khaa jaane waali Najro se dekh rahi thi
waiter..any order sir ma'am
ab usne jo mangana tha mangaya
main apne liye doodh mangaya
waiter mujhe ghurke chala gaya
main..baat bhi karogi
ya phir aise hi baithi rahogi
ruhi..tum yeh theek nahi kar rahe ho
main..maine kya tumko touch kiya
tumhare sath misbehave kiya
bastard bolne waali ki zubaan kheench loon main
ruhi.. shaayad tum mujhe nahi jaante
mere dad ko nahi jaante
main.. thakur avdesh Singh is your father
meenakshi is your mother
yeh sunke woh shocked ho gayi
ruhi..how did you
main..meri family mein merr mom dad
badi behen bhaiya bhabhi aur chhoti behen the
meri maa dono behno aur pregnant bhabhi ka tere baap ne rape kiya
aur unhein maar diya
mera poora khandan khatam kar diya
maine kasam khaayi hai
ki uski badi beti ko apni biwi banaunga
pichhle 20 saal se main wait kar raha tha
ki kab tu badi ho
aur phir main tujhse shaadi karu
ruhi..what the fuck
paagal toh nahi ho
pehli baat main un dono ki beti nahi hoon
mujhe meri maasi ne adopt kar liya tha
aur dusri baat
tumhein apni baatein sunayi de rahi hain
kya bakwas kar rahe ho
main..yakeen na aaye toh apni maa se puchh ki veer kaun hai
asli maa se
aur phir main doodh peeya
aur wahan se nikal gaya
ruhi.. bastard bill bhi pay karke nahi gaya
main..A yeh sab nahi suna
mujhe kisi ki baatein nahi sunni hai
selina mujhe suna rahi thi
ki ruhi kya bol rahi hai
selina..ok boss
aur phir ruhi ghar pahunchi
uske dimaag mein meri baatein gunj rahi thi
usne apni asli maa ko phone lagaya
main daredevil bana
aur pahunch gaya
meenakshi ke paas
uski cheekh nikal gayi
ek pal ke liye mera lauda tanna gaya use dekhke
main apna rod joda
aur uski taraf kar diya
main..agar agle 5 minute tak tere munh se sach nahi nikla
toh yeh jalta hua saliya
teri gaand mein ghusa dunga
Bhosdi
ruhi..mom are you there
meenakshi..haan beta
ruhi..yeh veer kaun hai
meenakshi pehle hi mujhe dekhke dari hui thi
veer ka naam sunte hi usne sab kuchh bak diya
ruhi..achcha hua mujhe maasi ne adopt kar liya
ghin aarahi hai mujhe aapse aur aapke pati se
aur phir phone cut gaya
meenakshi man mein
yeh kutta ab tak zinda kaise hai
yeh toh mar gaya tha na
main apne room mein baitha tha
tabhi neha didi mere room mein aayi
neha..tu itna neeche kaise gid sakta hai
main..maine kya kiya
neha..koi apni maa ke sath
main..maine koi unke sath zabardasti ki hai
jo aap aise bol rahi ho
neha..sharam aani chahiye tujhe
main..tumko kya
tum jaao kisi ko date karo
uske sath live-in mein raho
usse shaadi karo
mujhse pyar thodi karti ho tum
main toh sirf ek boy toy hoon na
neha..main koi whore hoon
jo tu aise baat kar raha hai mujhse
maine kab kisi ko date kiya
main..mujhe ghanta faraq nahi padta
jaao jaake jisse chudwana hai chudwao
mere laude se na
yeh sunke neha di mere paas aayi
aur mujhe thappad maar di
neha..tujhe toh kuch samajhna hi nahi hai
kya hoga agar kal kisi ko pata chal gaya toh
kya kar lega tu
kya izzat reh jaayegi humari
main.. sabki maa ka bhosda
neha..aisa nahi hota
soch samajhke chalna padta hai
main tujhse kaise shaadi kar sakti hoon
main..mat karo
bola toh hai jisse gaand marwani hai marwaao
neha..bhadra
aur woh mere baal nochne lagi
neha..tu samajhta Kyu nahi
aur woh rone lagi
main..mujhko kuchh nahi samajhna hai
maine mom ko is liye pataya
kyunki baad mein woh hum dono ke rishte ke liye nahi maanti
lekin ab main unhein chod chuka hoon
ab woh humare beech mein nahi aayengi
neha..kya
yeh sab tune mere liye kiya
main..aur nahi toh kya
neha..oh bhadra
no offense
lekin ladkiya chutiya hoti hain
pata nahi launde kaise unse katwa lete hain...
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Excellent updateUPDATE 32
Main bas alka chachi ke honton ka ras peeye jaa raha tha
alka chachi bhi mera sath de rahi thi
main unhein apni baaho mein bharke
unke jism ko sehla raha tha
kuchh der baad humne kiss toda
aur lambi lambi saansein lene lage
alka.. toh aakhir tujhe apni chachi ki yaad aahi gayi
main..aapko bhoola hi kab tha
thoda busy tha
itni saari toh gf hain
inki maa chodu
alka..main bahut din se tadap rahi hoon
aaj meri tadap door kar de
main..kar dunga
aur phir hum room mein pahunch gaye
main phirse alka chachi ko kiss karne laga
kiss karte hue main chachi ke doodh dabane laga
zro zor se
alka chachi madhosh ho gayi
kuchh der kiss karne ke baad
main kiss tod diya
aur alka chachi ke kapde utaarne laga
woh bhi badi jaldi mein thi
main bhi jaldi mein tha
kuchh der mein woh poori nangi ho chuki thi
main unke jism ko dekha
ek dum gadraya maal thi woh
phir main alka chachi ko bed pe lita diya
aur unke upar aake unke doodh chusne laga
alka chachi aahein bharne lagi
main doodh chusta raha
nipples ko zor zor se chusne laga
alka..uff bhadra aise chus apni chachi ki chuchiyon ko
uff bhadra bahut din se main tadap rahi thi
kuchh der doodh chusne ke baad
main unke pet ko chumne laga
aur phir jab unki gehri naabhi ke paas mera munh pahuncha
main apni jubaan naabhi mein ghusa diya
alka chachi machal ke reh gayi
main apni jubaan se unki naabhi khuredta raha
kuchh der mein woh jhadne lagi
main..badi jaldi haar gayi aap toh
alka..tere jaisa mard kisi ko bhi paagal kar De
main alka chachi ki boor dekhne laga
halke halke baal the unki boor pe
main unki boor chusne laga
alka chachi mera sar apni boor pe dabane lagi
aur apni gaand utha utha ke chuswane lagi
kuchh der mein woh phirse jhad gayi
uske baad main apne kapde utaar diya
mera lund dekhte hi alka chachi hang ho gayi
main apna lund unke honto se sata diya
alka chachi sharma gayi
aur phir mere lund ko chusne lagi
main..uff chachi aap toh bahut achcha chus rahi ho
kahan se seekha
alka...umm maine yeh sab tere liye seekha
roz gandi film dekhti thi
ki kaise aaj ke ladko ko khush kiya jaata hai
tera toh bahut bada hai
alka chachi mere lund ko tab tak chusti rahi
jab tak unka jee nahi bhar gaya
phir main alka chachi ke munh ko chodne laga
alka chachi bhi mujhse apna munh chudwati rahi
kuchh der tak unke munh ko chodne ke baad
main apna lund unki boor pe set kiya
main dhakka maara
supada boor mein ghusa
alka chachi apne honto ko daba li
main dusra dhakka maara
alka chachi ki cheekh nikal gayi
woh rone lagi
main unke hont chusne laga
aur doodh dabane laga
jab woh shant hui
toh main do baar lagatar dhakke maarke poora lund pel diya
woh rote hue behosh ho gayi
main unhein hosh mein laaya
alka..aah bhadra bahut dard ho raha hai
uff bhadra tune toh meri boor ka bhosda hi bana diya
main dheere dheere unhein chodne laga
woh roti rahi
lekin jab mera lund unki boor mein adjust ho gaya
toh woh apni kamar hilane lagi
uske baad danadan main unki boor mein lund pelne laga
alka chachi aahein bharne lagi
alka..uff bhadra bas aise hi maar apni chachi ki boor
main.. Kyu chacha nahi maarte hain
alka..woh harami toh chal bhi nahi sakta
main..aapke pati hain woh
alka..nahi hai
tu mera pati hai
apni biwi ki boor bas aise hi maar
aur zor se maar
faad de bana de bhosda
uff aise hi bhadra
aur zor se
main.. chachi agar aap meri biwi hui
toh phir main aapke sath kuchh bhi kar sakta hoon
alka..haan kar lena jo karna ho
jaise chahe mujhe chodna aur zor se bhadra
main..aapko maa bana sakta hoon
aapko pet se kar sakta hoon
alka..haan bhadra bana dena
agar yahi teri marzi hai
toh yahi sahi
bas aise hi bhadra
aise ek ghante tak main chachi ko chodta raha
aur phir unki boor mein jhad gaya
chachi mujhse lipat gayi
alka..bhadra aaj tune mujhe jannat ki sair karwa di
main..jaanta hoon
alka..jab tera man kare aajana
main kabhi tujhe mana nahi karungi
main..hmm kitni achchi ho aap
alka..woh toh main hoon
main chachi ko phirse kiss karne laga
uske baad hum dono bathroom mein gaye
wahan main unhein ek baar aur choda
aur unki boor mein jhadne laga
phir hum dono jab room mein aaye
toh main phirse unhein daboch liya
alka .nahi bhadra ab nahi
kal kar lena
tu bahut chodta hai
aise toh main mar jaaungi
main.. Kyu chacha aise nahi chodte
alka..phir tune us kameene ka naam liya
main.. achcha nahi leta
aur phir main apne kapde pehna
aue wahan se Nikal gaya
haaye maa ko bhi pel diya
aarushi aur aarohi ko bhi pel diya
ab bachi hai amrita
lekin ab us madarchod ruhi ko dekhta hoon main
saali mujhse promise karke todti hai
aur main phir Mumbai pahunch gaya
class mein. ghusa
toh meri najar ruhi pe padi
main..aur chhote kapde pehen leti
ruhi..mere kapde nahi chhote hain
teri soch chhoti hai
Bhosdi meri soch chhoti nahi hai
tum Madarchodiyo ko charbi chahad gayi hai
saari ladkiya mujhe aise dekh rahi ho
jaise maine unki boor maang li ho
bhosdi sab
zara sa inhein tok kya do
yeh equality beech mein leke aajati hain
ab senior ka attitude apne ufaan pe tha
main apni shirt aur pant utaar diya
aur baith gaya
ruhi..you idiot
main..teri soch gandi hai
tabhi koi professor aagaya
aur usne mujhe dekha
aur shocked ho gaya
mujhe is haalat mein dekhke
tabhi main apni body ko dekha
behenchod yeh abs kbse aagaye mere
main toh patla dubla hoon
selina..maine kiya hai
main..achcha toh suhagrat ke liye mujhe tayyar kar rahi ho
selina..aap bhi na
kuchh students ne jaake principal ko shikayat kiya
principal ne unhein daant ke bhaga diya
beta rudra baith jaaiye
ab humein padhana hai
yeh sunke saare students chaunk gaye
jo takla seedhe munh kisi se baat nahi karta tha
woh takla mujhe itni izzat de raha tha
ab woh is liye tha
kyunki principal ne sab teachers ko bola hua tha
ki main rahul the devil ka bhai hoon
sab tameez se pesh aaye
waise toh boss retire ho gaye the
lekin kya karein
duniya sab kuchh bhool sakti hai
lekin devil ko nahi bhool sakti
main baith gaya
jab college off hua
toh ruhi apni car mein baithi
aur car chalane lagi
kuchh der baad use ehsaas hua
ki break fail hai
main kabse pichhli seat ke neeche
ghusa hua tha
main utha aur seat pe baith gaya
main..kono problem hai kaa
ruhi mujhe dekhke shocked ho gayi
ruhi..tum yahan kya kar rahe ho
main..gaand mara raha hoon
marwayegi
ruhi .you bastard break fail hai
main..mera promise todti hai
ab bhugat
ruhi..tum bhi maare jaaoge
main..shayad
aur main bike waala helmet pehen liya
ruhi..you fucking psycho
main..date pe chalegi ya phir maregi
ruhi..tumhare sath date
no fucking way
kuchh der tak uski akad uska sath di
lekin phir car ka balance Bigadne laga
uski aankho mein aansu aagaye
ruhi.. please kuchh karo
main marna nahi chahti
main..date
ruhi..ok done
main..car side mein le
ruhi..usse kya hoga
main..le toh sahi
usne car side mein kiya
aur drive karne lagi
main ek remote nikaala
apni jeb se
aur uska button daba diya
jiske baad car band ho gayi
aur beech mein ruk gayi
ab maine nahi kiya tha yeh
yeh kiya tha selina ne
main toh bas yeh dikhana chahta tha
ki car remote se band hui hai
main..ab chup karke
car kisi restaurant ki taraf mod lo
usne kuchh nahi bola
aur phir car dusri taraf mod li
aur phir hum ek dusre ke saamne baithe
ek dusre ko dekh rahe the
woh mujhe khaa jaane waali Najro se dekh rahi thi
waiter..any order sir ma'am
ab usne jo mangana tha mangaya
main apne liye doodh mangaya
waiter mujhe ghurke chala gaya
main..baat bhi karogi
ya phir aise hi baithi rahogi
ruhi..tum yeh theek nahi kar rahe ho
main..maine kya tumko touch kiya
tumhare sath misbehave kiya
bastard bolne waali ki zubaan kheench loon main
ruhi.. shaayad tum mujhe nahi jaante
mere dad ko nahi jaante
main.. thakur avdesh Singh is your father
meenakshi is your mother
yeh sunke woh shocked ho gayi
ruhi..how did you
main..meri family mein merr mom dad
badi behen bhaiya bhabhi aur chhoti behen the
meri maa dono behno aur pregnant bhabhi ka tere baap ne rape kiya
aur unhein maar diya
mera poora khandan khatam kar diya
maine kasam khaayi hai
ki uski badi beti ko apni biwi banaunga
pichhle 20 saal se main wait kar raha tha
ki kab tu badi ho
aur phir main tujhse shaadi karu
ruhi..what the fuck
paagal toh nahi ho
pehli baat main un dono ki beti nahi hoon
mujhe meri maasi ne adopt kar liya tha
aur dusri baat
tumhein apni baatein sunayi de rahi hain
kya bakwas kar rahe ho
main..yakeen na aaye toh apni maa se puchh ki veer kaun hai
asli maa se
aur phir main doodh peeya
aur wahan se nikal gaya
ruhi.. bastard bill bhi pay karke nahi gaya
main..A yeh sab nahi suna
mujhe kisi ki baatein nahi sunni hai
selina mujhe suna rahi thi
ki ruhi kya bol rahi hai
selina..ok boss
aur phir ruhi ghar pahunchi
uske dimaag mein meri baatein gunj rahi thi
usne apni asli maa ko phone lagaya
main daredevil bana
aur pahunch gaya
meenakshi ke paas
uski cheekh nikal gayi
ek pal ke liye mera lauda tanna gaya use dekhke
main apna rod joda
aur uski taraf kar diya
main..agar agle 5 minute tak tere munh se sach nahi nikla
toh yeh jalta hua saliya
teri gaand mein ghusa dunga
Bhosdi
ruhi..mom are you there
meenakshi..haan beta
ruhi..yeh veer kaun hai
meenakshi pehle hi mujhe dekhke dari hui thi
veer ka naam sunte hi usne sab kuchh bak diya
ruhi..achcha hua mujhe maasi ne adopt kar liya
ghin aarahi hai mujhe aapse aur aapke pati se
aur phir phone cut gaya
meenakshi man mein
yeh kutta ab tak zinda kaise hai
yeh toh mar gaya tha na
main apne room mein baitha tha
tabhi neha didi mere room mein aayi
neha..tu itna neeche kaise gid sakta hai
main..maine kya kiya
neha..koi apni maa ke sath
main..maine koi unke sath zabardasti ki hai
jo aap aise bol rahi ho
neha..sharam aani chahiye tujhe
main..tumko kya
tum jaao kisi ko date karo
uske sath live-in mein raho
usse shaadi karo
mujhse pyar thodi karti ho tum
main toh sirf ek boy toy hoon na
neha..main koi whore hoon
jo tu aise baat kar raha hai mujhse
maine kab kisi ko date kiya
main..mujhe ghanta faraq nahi padta
jaao jaake jisse chudwana hai chudwao
mere laude se na
yeh sunke neha di mere paas aayi
aur mujhe thappad maar di
neha..tujhe toh kuch samajhna hi nahi hai
kya hoga agar kal kisi ko pata chal gaya toh
kya kar lega tu
kya izzat reh jaayegi humari
main.. sabki maa ka bhosda
neha..aisa nahi hota
soch samajhke chalna padta hai
main tujhse kaise shaadi kar sakti hoon
main..mat karo
bola toh hai jisse gaand marwani hai marwaao
neha..bhadra
aur woh mere baal nochne lagi
neha..tu samajhta Kyu nahi
aur woh rone lagi
main..mujhko kuchh nahi samajhna hai
maine mom ko is liye pataya
kyunki baad mein woh hum dono ke rishte ke liye nahi maanti
lekin ab main unhein chod chuka hoon
ab woh humare beech mein nahi aayengi
neha..kya
yeh sab tune mere liye kiya
main..aur nahi toh kya
neha..oh bhadra
no offense
lekin ladkiya chutiya hoti hain
pata nahi launde kaise unse katwa lete hain...
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