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ANKIT KE BANGLOW ME.........
Ankit jaise hi ready ho kar hall me aaya......to saamme khadi ladki ko dekh kar muskura utha.....aur uski muskurahat par ladki bhi muskura di.....jise dekh kar wahi khada pongo turant ankit ke paas aa gaya..........
Pongo(dheere se)- ye yaha kya kar rahi hai.....wo bhi akele.....
Ankit(dheere se)- pata nhi.....
Pongo- ohh....to fir tu muskyra kyo raha hai.....
Ankit- kyoki wo muskura rahi hai.....
Pongo- aur wo kyo muskura rahi hai......
Ankit- pata nhi.....
Pongo- kya pata nhi.....kahi iska kand to nhi kar dala......
Ankit- abhi tak to nhi.....par aage ka pata nhi.....
Pongo- matlab aage karega jaroor.....
Ankit- dekhte hai.....
Pongo- ohh...accha ye to bata de....karega kab.....
Ankit- good question.....chal puch lete hai.....hi seenu......
Aur ankit saamne khadi seenu ko hi bolte huye bad gaya....aur pongo bhi dheere-dheere aage bad gaya.......
Pongo- oye...teri to....
Seenu- good morning ankit ji.....
Ankit- come on yaar.....ye ji mat lagao.....ankit accha hai na.....
Seenu(muskura kar)- bahut accha......
Pongo(man me)- ye to khud marne ko ready lagti hai......
Seenu- maine aapko disturb to nhi kiya na....sorry...main bina bataye hi aa gai....
Ankit- ab tumhe bhi sorry bolne ki jaroorat pad gai.....kamaal hai.......lagta hai sab bhool gai.......
Seenu- ohk....no sorry.....but aap free to hai na......
Ankit- bilkul....aur nhi bhi hota....to purane dosto ke liye free ho hi jata hu.....
Pongo(man me)- purane dost.....saale ko aaye huye to kuch hi din huye....fir purane kab ho gaye......
Seenu- hmm...waise aapne mujhe mana kyo kiya tha......ki main dad ko apne baare me na batau.....
Ankit- bas aise hi.....saayad unhe accha nhi lagta.....
Seenu- par isme bura kya tha.....social networking site ls hoti hi hai dost banane ko......ye galat to nhi na.....
Pongo(man me)- ohh...to dono social networking se jude hai.....wah.....ab to ye nhi bachne wali.....
Ankit- bilkul....par ye hum samjhte hai.....humari old genration ke liye ye sab bakwaas hota hai.......
Seenu- ohk....accha....ab to koi paresaani nhi hai na.....i mean....dad ne khud bola hai.....ki aapse milu....hum sath me hi kaam karege na.....
Ankit- nhi...ab koi problem nhi....waise tumhari mom nhi aai.....wo bhi to is project me sath rahegi na......
Seenu- wo aane wali hai....kuch kaam tha......to der se aaygi.....
Ankit- ohh...to fir kaam ki baaten baad me hi hogi....abhi nhi.....
Seenu- main bhi yahi bolne wali thi.....jab tak mom aati hai....tab tak frnds wali baat ho jaaye.....
Ankit- kyo nhi.....chalo pahle kuch chai-nasta kar lete hai.....
Seenu- fir bahar chalege.....main aapko apna sahar dikhaugi.....
Pongo(man me)- is speed se badegi na....to sab kuch aaj hi dekh lega mera yaar......
Ankit- good idea.....par dikhaogi kya.....
Pongo- kuch khas hi dikhaugi....jise dekh kar aap khush ho jaaye.......
Pongo(man me)- tu bas kapde nikaal de.....mera yaar double khush ho jayga.....hahaha.....
Ankit(pongo ko dekh kar)- bhai...man hi man muskurana ho gaya ho....to chal kar chai-nasta kar le......
Seenu- waise aap muskyra kyo rahe hai....kya meri baat par.....
Pongo- are nhi.....main to bas ye jaan kar muskura raha tha.....ki aap dono old friend hai.....aur main mujhe bhi pata nhi tha.....ankit ne bataya hi nhi kabhi.....
Seenu- ohh....chaliye main bata deti hu.....hum log 8 month pahle hi mile the....i mean networking site par.....face to face to party me hi dekha tha....aur tab main chounki bhi thi...aur puchhne hi wali thi....par inhone mana kar diya....to ruk gai....
Pongo- ohh...waise tune mujhe kyo nhi bataya....
Ankit- kaise batata.....i mean....networking site par kai friend hote hai....but sab milte nhi na.....aur seenu se milne se pahle mujhe bhi nhi pata tha....ki main is se milne wala hu....seenu ne bataya hi nhi...ki wo mantri ki beti hai....
Pongo- accha....kyo seenu....aapne kyo nhi bataya.........
Seenu- wo kya hai na....ki mantri ki beti hona meri self identity to nhi ho sakti na....main apne dam par jeena chahti hu...bas isliye nhi batati....
Ankit- koi nhi.....ab tum apne dam par hi aage badogi....aur tumhari identity bhi wahi hogi...jo tum banaogi....chalo....nasta kare...hume nikalna bhi hai.....
Pongo- usse pahle mujhe taiyaar bhi hona hoga na.....
Ankit- ji nhi.....hum matlab main aur seenu....tu yahi rukega....
Pongo- kyo....main yaha kya karuga....bore ho jauga.....
Ankit- teri boriyat door karne ka intzaam kar diya hai.....tu bas wait kar.....koi aane waka hai.....fir boriyat nhi hogi...samjha....
Pongo- hmm...par aa koun raha hai.....
Ankit(aage badte huye)- life me wait karna bhi seekh le.....
Pongo- hmm........wait hi to kar raha hu.....pata nhi kab khatm hoga.....
Well.....ankut aur seenu nasta kar ke ghar se nikal gaye....aur pongo apne room me aa kar us saksh ke aane ka wait karne laga.....jise ankit ne bulaya tha........
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RICHA KE GHAR ME............
Richa apne bete ko school bhej kar jaise hi bapis aai.....waise hi uski najar rajesh par padi....jo uska hi wait kar raha tha......
Richa- are tum.....kaha gaayab the......
Rajesh- kahi nhi....kuch kaam me fasa tha.....
Richa(baith kar)- ohh....to kaisa raha kaam.....sab fix kar liya na......
Rajesh- fix matlab......
Richa- matlab ho gaya kaam ki nhi.....
Rajesh- hmm..mera kaam to ho gaya....par tumhara kya....
Richa- mera kya......samjhi nhi.....
Rajesh- suna hai ki tum ankut se mili thi.....kafi der tak meeting chali.....
Richa- are haa...mili to thi....tumje bataya to tha.....ki minllne ja rahi hu.....aur tumme hi to milne ko bola tha....bhool gaye....
Rajesh- nhi....par meeting itni lambi chalegi....ye nhi janta tha......
Richa- lambi....nhi to....hum bas 2 ghante hi sath the....
Rahesh- accha....par main to tumhara 6 ghante tak wait karta raha tha.....yahi baitha tha....
Richa- accha....are haa....main wahi se apni frnd ke ghar nikal gai thi....ab mujhe kya pata tha.....ki tum mera wait kar rahe ho......
Rajesh- par tumhara phon kyo band tha.....
Richa- wo to battry khatm ho gai thi.....
Rajesh- ohh....to fir kya tay hua.....wo maan hi gata na.....
Richa- aisa hi samjho.....
Rajesh- samjho kya....mana hi hoga....tabhi to tumse milne us zameen tak aaya tha.....wo alag baat hai...ki tumme mujhe batana jaroori nhi samjha.....hai na.....
Richa- usme koi badi baat nhi thi....wo bas zameen dekhna chahte the.....bas....tum chai pioge.....
Rajesh- mujhe taal rahi ho kya.......
Richa(muskura kar)- agar tumhe aisa lagta hai to yahi samjho.....waise tum ye jaante hi hoge......ki mujhe saaf-saaf baat karne ki aadat hai........
Rajesh- janta hu....isliye to hairaan hu...ki aaj tum baat ko chhipa kyo rahi ho.....
Richa- main chhipa rahi hu.....matlab....maine kua chhipaya.....
Rajesh- sab kuch......tumne kuch bhi nhi bataya...ki ankit se kya baat hui....kya hua....kuch bhi to nhi bataya.....
Richa- are....meeting me kya batana.....wahi saari naaten hui thi....zameen ke baare me.....rates ke baare me.....usme kya batana aur kya chhipana......
Rajesh- accha.....aur tumhara project.....tum karne kya wali ho....kab bataogi....haa....
Richa- excuse me......aawaaj neeche.....main tumhe kuch bhi batane ko majboor nhi hu....main apne man ki maalik hu....jo mera dil karega....wahi karooogi.......aur ye tum acchi tarah se jante ho.....ki mujhe controll karne ki kosis fail hi hogi......samjhe.....
Rajesh(khada ho kar)- are nhi....sorry....tum to bura maan gai.....main to bas ek frnd ke naate janna chahta tha.....wo kya hai na.....ye ankit kaisa aadmi hai.....ye pata nhi na......to saabdhaan rahna jaroori hai na....
Richa- accha.....tum fikr mat karo......ankit ji acche insaan hai.....aur meri fikr bhi mat karo....main apna khyaal rakh sakti hu.....so...thank you....aur koi sawaal.....
Rajesh- huh...nhi....are ha....wo humare purane client aaye huye hai sahar me....milne ka bol rahe the.....kal bula lu.......
Richa- nhi....kal main ankit ke sath busy rahoogi.....
Rajesh- to shaam ko bula leta hu.....
Richa- nhi na.....kyoki mujhe nhi pata ki main kab free ho paugi....may be raat bhi ho jaaye.......to rahne do.....free rahugi to bata doogi......
Rajesh- accha....waise kal jane wali kaha ho.....
Richa- mujhe nhi lagta ki tumhe batana jaroori hai.........aur ab mujhe kuch kaam hai.....ok....
Rajesh- hmm..samjh gaya.....
Fir rajesh ghar se bahar nikal gaya aur richa apne bedroom me pahuch gai.....
Rajesh(man me)- ise hua kya hai.....achanak se tever hi badal gaye.....kya ye sab ankit ki wajah se hai ya fir.....oh ho.....ye alag jaan khayga.....
Rajesh kuch soch hi raha tha ki uska phon baj utha....aur screen par naam dekhte hi rajesh ko gussa aa gaya......fir bhi usne phon pick kiya aur bade pyaar se baat kar li......
Rajesh(man me)- chalo.....fir se ek nai kahani socho.....kaha fas gaya......pata nhi kab mera waqt aayga....huh.......
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MALIK KE OFFICE ME............
Malik- rijwaan.....ye sahi nhi kiya tune........
Rijwan- kya maalik.....main samjha nhi.....
Malik- ab tu itna bhi nasamjh nhi.....teri himmat kaise hui itni bakwaas karne ki.....
Rijwan- kya...ye to aapka hi farmaan tha....ki main....
Malik- khamosh.....mujhse jawaan ladaai na....to jawaan kaat luga teri......
Mahira(gate kholte hi)- kya hua mere sartaaj.....itni tej aawaaj me.....baahar tak sunaai di mujhe.....thoda itminaan se.....
Maalik- tu bhi chup kar....tujhe nhi pata ki is kameene ne kya kiya......
Mahira- aisa bhi kya kar diya.....kyo rijwan.....kya hua.....
Rijwan- wo asal me.....wo maalik ne.........
Malik(beech me)- maine kya.....maine bola tha ki apni jawaan ko jaroorat se jyada badane ka.......haa....
Mahira- are.....aakhir hua kya hai....koi mujhe to batao........
Malik- kya batau....ye sala humari saalo ki mehnat par pani fer deta......
Mahira- kya.....to kya ye puja ke baare me hai.......
Malik- haa.....ise maine kaha tha ki tu puja ka saya ban kar rahna......uski jar ek harqat ki puri jaankari dena.....par ye janaab......inhe pata bhi nhi chala aur wo ja kar zameen ka souda kar aai.....
Mahira- ohh....itni si baat.....
Malik- tumge ye chhoti baat najar aa rahi hai......
Mahira- ji ha.....main samjhati hu.....
Malik- ohh...to ab tum bhi mujhe hi samjhaogi......
Mahira- are....aap sune to sahi.....dekho....puja us zameen ka bhale hi koi souda kare......usme humara to nuksaan nhi na.....wo jara si zameen us khazane ke saamne hai hi kya....haa...
Malik- janta hu...par tum bhi ek baat yaad rakho.....deewaal ko dhahne ke liye usme lage saare patthar nikalne jaroori nhi.....kuch patthar kaayde se hatao....to deewaar dah jati hai.....samjhi....
Mahira- ohh....itni badi baaten.....wo bhi zameen ke ek tukde ke liye......ye thoda jyada nhi ho gaya.....
Malik(joor se)- nhi.....tum samjh hi nhi rahi ki meri paresaani hai kya......
Mahira- to samjhaiye na......
Malik- theek hai.....dekho.....mujhe us soude ki fikr nhi hai.....balki us soude ke darmiyan aane wali baaton ki fikr hai......jo sari ki sari puneet se judi hogi.....samjhi....
Mahira- puneet ki zameen hai.....to usse hi judegi.......ye to hum sab jante hai.....paresaani kis baat ki.....
Malik- paresaani nhi....bahut badi paresaani.....aur uski kuch khas wajah hai.....jo mujhe abhi se samjh aa rahi hai......kahi sab kuch barbaad na ho jaaye.....
Mahira- aap daraiye mat....saaf-saaf bolo na.....
Rijwan- ha malik.....mera dar bhi bad gata hai....ki maine kuch badi galti to nhi kar di.....
Malik- galti to hui hai tujhse.....kyoki puja ka ankit se milna sahi nhi tha.....ye hona hi nhi chahiye tha.....
Mahira- ankit......uska kya.....wo to....
Malik(joor se)- baat ka pata na ho to khamosh hi rahna chahiye....samjhi....
Mahira- maafi....aap bataiye.........
Malik- pahli baat to ye.....ki agar zameen ka souda hua...to puneet ka zikr aayga hi aayga.....aur us se ye bhi mumkin hai.....ki puneet ki mout ki baardaat fir se logo ki najro me aa jaaye....jo humare liye sahi nhi.......
Mahira- par wo to raha hi nhi......aur uska koi gharwala bhi nhi aaya saamne.....to dar kaisa.....
Malik- dar hai.....puneet ki mout....puja ka richa banna....rahesh ke sath hona....ye saari baaten fir se taza ho jaygi......aur lig 2 duni 4 karne me lag jayge.....jo khatra paida kar sakta hai.....
Rijwan - maaf karna malik.....par ye sab to tab bhi hua tha.....jab puneet ki mout hui thi....tab to koi khatra nhi hua na....fir ab kaise......kuch alag to hai nhi na.....
Malik- alag hai....kyoki tum dono ek baat se anjaan ho.....jo mujhe pata hai....aur wahi baat humare liye khatra paida kar sakti hai......
Mahira- koun si baat.....
Malik- ankit......
Mahira- ankit.....wo khatra hai.....nhi.....wo bechara to.....
Malik(joor se)- wo uska dost tha......khas dost,.....bhai se badkar......samjhi.....
Mahira(hairani se)- kya.....usja matlab.....puneet ka dost ankit....
Malik- haa.....aur koi aisa-waisa dost nhi.....bahut hi kyada khas.....
Rijwan- are baap se....ab samjha....wo is zameen ke liye itna paagal kyo tha.....
Malik- haa.....kyoki use zameen nhi chahiye....balki wo zameen ke bahane us sach ko talaash raha hai.....jo puneet ki mout se jyda hai.....
Mahira- baap re.....par ye ankit us puneet ka dost.....ye aapko kisne bataya.....aur aapne hume kyo nhi bataya....
Malik- kaha se batata....mujhe aaj hi pata chala......asal me jab ankit ne us zameen ki khabar li.....tab mujhe shaq hua....aur maine usi ke wafadaar ko khareed kar khabar nikalwaai....ki aakhir ankit jaise bade budinessmen ko us banjar zameen se kya matlab.......aur tab mujhe pata chala.....ki ankit us puneet ka khas dost hai.....
Mahira- baap re.....matlab ab ankit us file ko dobara khulwayga......haa...
Malik- wahi to asal paresaani hai....agar file khuli na.....to kai sawaal khade hoge....aur jitna main us ladke ko samjh paya hu.....wo aasaani se nhi manega....har sawaal ka jawaab hasil karne ke liye jaan laga dega.....
Mahira- to kya wo hum tak bhi.....
Malik- saayad.....par ye itna aasaan nhi hai.....mujh tak pahuchna mumkin hi nhi.....par isse humari saalo ki mehnat barbaad ho sakti hai......kyoki jad se to hum bhi jude hai na......
Mahira- janti hu....rijwaan.....itna bhi kya khouff.....pasina-pasina ho gaya......ghabra mat.....hum kuch sochte hai.....
Rijwan(man me)- yahi sahi hoga.....nhi to meri galti saamne aa jaygi.....aur main mara jauga.........
Malik- ha rijwan.....itna mat ghabra....main hu na......tu bas aainda koi galti mat karna.....samjha....
Rijwan- ji malik....aapko aage se sikayat ka koi mouka nhi duga....kasam khata hu.....
Malik- hmm,....ab ja.....jo hua so hua.....ab kadi nahar rakh dono par.....aur police beech me aaye na.....to khas najar rakhna....samjha....
Rijwan- ji malik....aisa hi hoga.......salaam...salaam.....
Mahira- hmm.....
Fir rijwan waha se bahar nikal gaya.....aur uske jate hi malik apni chair par let sa gaya......
Malik- aah.....ek peg to pila.....pura dimaag hil raha hai......
Mahira- ji.....waise aapko kya lagta hai.....ankit sach me is kabil hai...ki humare saamne tik sake.....
Malik- pata nhi.....matlab....lagta to nhi hai.....par uske hath koi accha saboot pad gaya na.....tab wo haavi ho sakta hai....kyoki dimaag to tej hai uska.....
Mahira- hmm....matlab.....agar hume use maat deni hai....to uske dimaag ko bhatkana hoga......gai na....
Malik- hmm....par ye itna aasaan nhi hoga.....uski kamjori nhi mili mujhe.....
Mahira(peg de kar)- wo mujh par chhodiye.....main kamjori bhi doond loogi...aur chot karne ka hathyaar bhi.....aap aaraam kare......ab meri baari......
Malik- jo bhi karna.....sambhal kar karna.....wo puneet nhi hai....ankit hai.....dil se nhi....dimaag se khelta hai....samjhi.......
Ye bol kar malik ne ek saans me hi peg gatka aur tik kar baith gaya.....aur mahira uska sir dawane lagi.....
Mahira(man me)- malik saab.....aapko nhi pata....jab aourat saamne ho....to mard ke dil aur dimaag....dono hi fail ho jate hai....ab dekhna....mahira kya karti hai......
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SAHAR KE EK THEAM PARK ME.......
Ankit- ab ye sab drama ho gaya ho....to kaam ki baat kare......
Seenu- drama....main kuch samjhi nhi....main to aapko apna sahar aur uski khoobsoorti dikha rahi thi.......
Ankit- hmm...dekho seenu.....main koi anadi nhi hu.....jo ye na samjh saku ki saamne wale ke dimaag me kya chal raha hai......khas kar ek ladki.....mana ki ladki ko samjhna muskil hai....par mere liye nhi.....atleast tum to bilkul nhi......
Seenu- aap ye sab kya baat kar rahe hai....main sach me nhi samjh pa rahi.....
Ankit- ohh....to fir seedha point par aata hu.......tab saayad samjh sako.....
Seenu- please......
Ankit- ohk....to batao.....tum mujhse aisa kya chahti ho......jiske liye tum dono.....i mean tum aur tumhari mom mere sath mel-jol bada rahi ho.....
Seenu- kya....nhi....aisa kuch nhi hai.....wo to hume sath kaam karna hai....bas isliye.....
Ankit- accha....to fir tumhari mom tumhe intrection kyo de rahi thi.....aur jhooth mat bolna......maine tum dono ki chat dekh li thi.....
Seenu- wo to bas yahi chahti hai...ki aapko meri company pasabd aaye.....wo kya hai na....aap USA me rahe hai....to fir aapke level ka dhyaan to rakhna hi hoga.....
Ankit- very good.....sabkuch set kar ke aai ho.....kab kya bolna hai....kya karna hai....sabkuch....hai na.....
Seenu- aisa kuch bhi nhi.....main aisa kyo karoogi.....
Ankit- wahi to mujhe pata karna hai.....aakhir tum dono kyo chahti ho....ki humare beech ki baaten tumhare dad tak na jaaye.....iska answer hai tumhare paas.....
Seenu- wo to isliye....kyoki dad ko saayad ye pasand na aaye...ki unki jawaan beti kusi ladke ke sath akeli ghoom rahi hai.....bas....
Ankit- accha....unhe ab chinta hogi.....aur jab tum USA me thi....tab tention nhi thi unhe...ki tum kaha ho...kiske sath ho....kya kar rahi ho.....haa.....
Seenu- aap ye kaisi baaten kar rahe hai......aap bekaar hi soch rahe hai.....mera ya meri mom ka intention galat nhi hai.....
Ankit- accha....but tumhari mom hai kaha.....
Seenu- kya....aap mile to hai unse...kamini....
Ankit(joor se)- kitna jhooth bolegi....kamini teri mom hoti na......to ye msg kabhi nhi karti......ki ""tumhe apni mom ke liye ye karna hoga""......kya hai ye....kya karwana hai use.....haa.......
Seenu- wo to....haa....wo mom apni identity banana chahti hai.....bas isliye is project ko successful banana chahti hai.....wo usi ki baat kar rahi thi....ki mujhe unke liye aapka trust jeetna hoga.....aur kuch bhi nhi tha.....
Ankit- ohk.....chalo maan liya....ab ise dekho....aur mujhe guide karo......ki mujhe ye maza degi ki nhi.....
Seenu- maza.....matlab.....
Ankit- tum to ye janti hi hogi...ki main ek number ka aiyaash insaan hu....to aaj raat ke liye maine ek maal book kiya hai....jo isi sahar se hai.....aur tum ladki ho....to jara is photo ko dekh kar batao....ki iska koi standerd hai....ya koi sadak chaap slut hai....ruko...dikhata hu....
Ye bol kar ankit ne apne mobile me ek pic open ki aur screen seenu ke saamne kar di......jise dekhte hi seenu ki aankhe badi ho gai.....
Ankit- ab bolo....ye koi sahi maal hai....ya ek sadak chaap.....waise mujhe to sadak chaap randi hi.....
Seenu(chiila kar)- enough......enough.....aage kuch mat bolna.....nhi to jaan le lugi.....
Ankit- kya....meri jaan....tum paagal ho kya.....tum meri jaan logi.....wo bhi ek sadak chaap randi....
Seenu(chilla kar)- chup.....chup kar jao.....main sach me maar doogi......samjhe.......
Ye bolte huye seenu ki aankhe nam ho gai aur wo sisakte huye ghutno par baith gai.......
Ankit- sorry.....main sach me tumhara dil nhi dukhana chahta tha....par sach kai baar saamne aane ke liye aanshuo ka aur toote huye dil ka sahara le hi leta hai......
Ankit ki baat par seenu kuch nhi boli....wo sab sir jhukaaye sisakti rahi.....
Ankit(baith kar)- kya ab bhi sach nhi bologi........
Seenu(sisakte huye)- aapko ye pic....kaha se mili.....
Ankit- oh haa....actually maine tumse jhooth bola tha....ki maine tumhari aur kamini ki chat dekhi.......actually...dekhi thi....par tab nhi.....ye to tab dekha...jab tum poll me thi.....yaad hai....tumme waha jane se pahle apna mobile rakha tha......
Seenu- to kya aapne mere mobile ka lock.....
Ankit(beechbme)- lock hota to kuch hota hi nhi.....
Seenu- what.....
Ankit- yes....tum saayad jaldi me phon ko lock nhi kar paai....aur tabhi kamini ka msg aaya.....to maine yu hi click kar diya....aur ye dekh kar shocked rah gaya....ki ek ladki apne phon ko unlock chhod gai.....wo bhi ek ladke ke paas.....
Seenu- oh my god...shitt.....
Ankit- bilkul....but usi shitt ki wajah se mujhe tum dono ki baaten samjh aai....aur fir maine thodi si enquiry kar dali.....aur tab mujhe ek puc mili.....jiske sath tag tha....love u mom......bas wahi se mujhe dal me kuch kala najar aaya....aur maine soch liya....ki sach to main jaan kar rahuga....ki aakhir ek ladki ki 2-2 mom kaise ho sakti hai.....
Seenu- sorry.....
Ankit- sorry nhi....mujhe sach chahiye.....agar tum nhi bataogi to kamini bataygi....aur wo bhi chup rahi na....to tumhare dad....
Seenu(ghabra kar)- nhi...plz.....aap unhe kuch mat bolna....unhe ye pic bhi mat dikhana....plz...main aapke hath jodti hu.....plz....
Ankit(shocked)- tum apne dad ke naam se aisi....aakhir baat kya hai.....haa....
Seenu- main aapko batati hu...but plz....aap dad se is baare me koi baat mat karna....plz.....
Ankit- ok....but on one condition....tumjari baat sach hi ho.....kyoki tum jara bhi jhooth boli na.....to fir tum gai samjho.....
Seenu- main sach hi bataugi.....but aapko bhi promis karna hoga....ki aap na to dad se kuch kahege....aur na hi kamini se.....
Ankit- kamini se bhi nhi....but wo to mujhe tumhare secret me mili hui lag rahi hai....
Seenu- huh....abhi uska matlab hai na..to sath hai.....warna wahi thi....jiski wajah se meri mom ko mujhse door kar diya gaya tha........
Ankit- ohh.....ab to mera intrest aur bhi bad gaya....main sab kuch janna chahta hu...bolo....
Seenu- kahi baith kar baat kare....akele me.....
Ankit- yaha room hoge......
Seenu- waise to nhi...but mantri ki beti hone ke apne fayde hai....aaiye.....
Aur fir kuch der baad seenu aur ankit ek room me aa gaye....jaha par staff me unke liye drinks nd snack bhi bhijwa diye.....
Seenu- aap kuch lege.....
Ankit- abhi to bas sach.....ab bolo bhi....
Seenu- ok....
Ye tab ki baat hai.....jab main bahut chhoti thi....saayad mujh me samjh bhi nhi aai thi....3 ya 4 saal ki rahi hogi saayad.....
Tab mere dad koi mantri nhi the....ek chhote se politician the....na koi jyada naam tha....na hi koi post.....
Par tabhi kuch aisa hua....ki mere dad ko raato-raat unki party ne promote kar diya....aur election hone par wo MLA ban gaye.....
Ab ye sab kyo hua....kaise hua....ye to mujhe pata nhi....but itna samjh sakti hu...ki politics me jyadatar suceess galat tareeke se hi milti hai....
But us baat se mujhe kuch lena-dena nhi....mujhe to apni maa se matlab tha......jisne mujhe janm diya...mere dad ka pura sath diya......aur aaj tak sath hi de rahi hai.....
Actually jab mere dad MLA ban gaye na....to unki life style badalne lagi....jisme saayad meri maa fit nhi baithti thi....mere dad ke hisaab se....
Saayad isliye mere dad ne meri maa ke hote huye bhi kamini naam ki ladki se sadi kar li......jo umar me unse kafi chhoti thi.....fir bhi sadi ki....
Aur tabhi se meri maa mujjse door ho gai.....aur kamini ko meri mom bana kar mujh par thop diya gaya.....
Aur fir time nikalte-nikalte mere liye kamini hi meri mom ban chuki thi....kyoki mujhe meri maa ke baare me kuch yaad bhi nhi tha.....
Yaha tak ki mere ghar me bhi meri maa ki koi nisaani nhi dikhti thi....ek photo tak nhi....to mujhe pata bhi kaise chalta....ki meri maa kamini nhi....balki koi aur hai....
Main to kamini ko hi apni maa maan kar jee rahi thi....aur khush bhi thi.....but ek din jab humari purani noukrani ne mujhe request kar ke apne ghar bulwaya....tab ja kar meri aankhe khuli....
Actually wo noukrani marne ki haalat me thi.....aur wo meri maa ko bahut manti thi....isliye usne mujhe sara sach bata diya....ki kaise mere dad ne apne political career ke liye meri maa ko apni life se nikaal feka....aur apne se kam umar ladki ko apni biwi bana kar le aaye.....
Ye sab batane ke baad usne mujhe meri maa ki pic dikhai....aur address bhi bataya....taki main unse mil saku....
Aur jab main apni sagi maa se mili....to unki haalat dekh kar main toot hi gai.....aur us din hum dono maa- beti bahut roye....
Aur jo aanshu meri aankho se nikle....unke sath mere dil me mere dad aur kamini ke liye basi hui ijjat aur pyaar bhi nikal gaya.....aur maine tay kar liya tha...ki main apni maa ke sath hi rahugi....
Par meri maa ne mujhe kasam de kar rok diya.......wo nhi chahti ki unki wajah se meri khushaal jindagi me koi problem create ho......
Isliye maine dad se koi baat nhi ki....kyoki maa ne roka tha....but maine kamini ki band baja ji thi......
Par tab mujhe pata chala...ki kamini ke sath bhi mere dad ne kuch accha nhi kiya.....matlab wo sirf kahne ke liye mere dad ki biwi thi.....asaliyat me to wo political success pane ka ek hathyaar thi...jise mere dad ne apni manmarji se use kiya....aur aaj mantri ban gaye.....
Aur jab maine kamini ka sach suna....to mujhe us par bhi taras aaya....aur maine kamini ke sath mil kar apne dad ke khilaaf hi morcha khol diya.....
Par hum dono khul kar dad ke against nhi aa sakte the....isliye hum secret me hi dad ke against kaam karte hai.....
Aur humara maqsad dad ko nuksaan pahuchana nhi hai.....hum bas unki wo jhooti shaan-soukat mitana chahte hai...jise pane ke liye unhone na sirf meri maa aur kamini ki jindagi barbaad ki....balki mujhe bhi meri maa ke pyaar se door rakha.......
Ankit- aah...baap re.....itna jhol....main ye to janta tha ki mantri kameena hai....par itna bada wala kameena niklega.....ye sach me shocking hai....aur fir tum.....dikhne me to badi sweet si lagti ho.....par kya item ho yaar....apne hi baap ko barbaad karne ki thaan li....
Seenu- jab baap hi aisa ho...to meri jaisi ladki ko bhi kadak hona padta hai.....
Ankit- wo to hai.....par tum kya kar paogi uska.....wo Home Minister hai.....pura state uske isaare par naachta hai.....to fir tum dono mil kar kar kya paogi....
Seenu- janti hu hum dad ke saamne kuch nhi.....par dimaag humare paas bhi hai...aur humne di.aag laga kar ek aisa plan bhi kiya tha...jisse dad apni hi party ki najron me doshi ban jaaye....par dono baar hum chook gaye.....
Ankit- accha.....aisa kya kiya tha.....jara hum bhi to sune.....
Seenu- humne dad ki organize ki hui 2 parties me bomb lagwaaye the.....taki bomb fate aur party me aaye huye bade-bade netao aur businessmen ko chot pahuche.....aur jab aise log marte hai na....to party rakhne wala hi badnaam hota hai.....fir badnaami kya kuch nhi kara sakti....ye to sab jante hi hai......
Ankit- baat to sahi hai......aisa kuch hota to tere baap ki post jaroor jati.....fir badnami hoti hi....aur saayad uska wo rutwa na rah pata.....
Seenu- wahi to.....par dono baar hum chook gaye.....
Ankit- par kaise....i mean....tumne to plan kiya tha na....fir....
Seenu- haa....pae dono baar hum 1 insaan ki wajah se apna plan pura nhi kar paaye....
Ankit- koun sa 1 aadmi......wo bhi itna imp.....
Seenu- matlab 2 aadmi.....har party me alag-alag.....
Ankit- ohh....to koun hai wo dono....
Seenu- unme se ek hai mere chacha....jinko main bahut pyaar karti hu...wo gaon me rahte hai.....aur jis party me humne bomb lagaya tha...usme wo achanak aa gaye the....aur wahi par the...jaha bomb tha.....aur main unhe nuksaan nhi pahucha sakti...to jane diya....
Ankit- ohh....aur dusra koun....
Seenu- wo aap hai....
Ankit- what.....to kya tumne apne b'day ki party me.....
Seenu- hmm....waha bomb lagwaya tha....par aap aa gaye....aur plan badalna pada....
Ankit- wow...meri itni chinta thi tumhe....
Seenu- aisa nhi tha....balki aapke aane par kamini ne plan badal diya....aur usi ne bola...ki hum aapko fasa kar mere dad ka jyada nuksaan kar payge.....aur fir usi din se humara naya plan start ho gaya....jab kamini aapse mili....
Ankit- oh teri....tabhi to main sochu...ki koi aourat 1st meenting me mere sath chud...i mean....aisa kaise ho gaya....sala plan tha....haa....
Seenu- ji.....par hum aapko hurt nhi karna chahte the.....balki aapki madad se hum dad ko nuksaan pahuchana chahte the........
Ankit- meri madad se....kaise....
Seenu- ye jo project hum sath karne wake hai na.....wo kamini ne hi plan kiya tha.....aur wo project kafi mahga padne wala hai.....to agar project fail hota hai...to dad ki kafi nuksaan hoga....aur humne ye bhi soch rakha hai...ki dad ki badnaami kaise ho sakti hai...
Ankit- wo bhi bata do....
Seenu- humne socha tha....ki jab production start hoga...i mean medicine ka....tab hum kuch illegal drugs bhi rakh lege....aur dad ko fasa dege....
Ankit- wow....kya mast plan kiya.....kasam se.....tum dikhti to bacchi ho...par shaitaan ki nani ho....sach me....
Seenu- accha.....itni jaldi pahchan liya aapne........abhi dekha hi kya hai....main koi aisi-waisi cheej nhi....
Ankit- janta hu.....kabhi fursat me dekh bhi luga.....abhi time thoda kam hai....warna abhi dekh leta...ki tu cheej kya hai.....kyo...dikhaogi....
Seenu(sharma kar)- aapke baare me sahi suna tha.....koi mouka nhi chhodte na.....
Ankit- hahaha....ghabra mat....main aiyaash bhale hi hu....hawsi nhi....chal....ab chalte hai....
Seenu- aap dad se to kuch.....
Ankit(beech me)- kya kuch.,....tumhara sahar wakai khoobsoorat mila,....bas....mujhe yahi pata hai....ab chalo....
Fir ankit aur seenu waha se nikle aur thoda bahut ghoomte huye seenu ne ankit ko uske ghar drop kar diya....aur apne ghar nikal gai......
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ANKIT KE BANGLOW ME.........
Pongo- aa gaye sir ji.....kaisi rahi trip.....
Ankit- trip kaisi be......koun sa hill station gaya tha.....tu bhi na....
Pongo- to kya kisi hotel room me tha.....
Ankit(muskura kar)- itna tej mat bhaag.....aaraam se....eo time bhi aayga.....
Pongo- mazaak chhod.....kaha gaya tha.....
Ankit- sachhi yaar....sirf ghoom kar aaye.....waise wo kamini ka kya hua.....
Pongo- wo aai thi.....aur chali bhi gai....dimaag kha gai.....
Ankit- kyo....dimaag kyo....kuch aur khila deta na.....
Pongo- main tere jaisa nhi hu....samjha na....
Ankit- to mere jaisa ban ja......tabhi tera bhala hoga........accha...wo doctor aaya kya.....
Pongo- aane wala hai......lo...aa bhi gaya.....
Ankit- hello doctor......
Doctor- hello.....ready ho.....
Ankit- hmm.....room me chalte hai......
Par jaise hi ankit aage bada.....uska phon baj utha....to usne pongo aur doctor ko aage bheja....aur call pick kar liya.....
( CALL PAR )
Ankit- mujhe pata hi tha....tumhara call on the way hi hai.....ye ladkiyon ke pet me baat rahti hi nhi na.......sab bak diya seenu ne.....
Kamini- ji.....aur aapko thanks....ki aapne seenu ka sath diya......mantri ji ka nhi....
Ankit- thanks...wo bhi itni door se....kuch maza nhi aaya.....
Kamini- to abhi aa jati hu......acche se thanks bol deti hu....hmm...
Ankit- are nhi yaar....abhi thoda busy hu.....baad me milte hai.....
Kamini- jaisa aap kahe.......
Ankit- par haa...thoda jyada time nikaal kar aana.....kyoki thanks ke sath-sath mujhe tumse bhi kuch janna hai.....
Kamini- main janti hu...ki mujhe le kar aapne dimaag me kai sawaal hoge.......hai na.....
Ankit- bilkul....aur sabse bada sawaal to yahi hai...ki tumne seenu ka sath kyo diya.....jabki tumhari life to mast thi.....fir bhi....
Kamini- sahi kaha.....par uske peeche meri bhi apni kahani hai.....asal me jab mantri ji......
Ankit(beech me)- bas.....main tumhari kahani bhi sunuga....par abhi nhi...mil kar.....ok....chalo...abhi bye....
Kamini- ok....bbye......
Ankit(call cut kar ke)- maa ki aankh.....main sala ek kahani samjhne me laga tha.....aur yaha kahani par kahani suru ho rahi hai.....pata nhi....meri kahani khatm hote-hote aur kitni kahaniyan nikal ka aaygi........
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NEXT DAY...............
Agle din jab richa ready ho kar bedroom se nikli....to use dekh kar ghar ki noukrani bhi chounk uthi........aur richa ka beta to use bina palke jhapkaaye hi dekhta rah gaya.......
Aur tabhi rajesh waha aa gaya....aur richa ka badla hua roop dekh kar ekdam sann rah gaya.....
Richa- kya hua.....aise kya dekh rahe ho....
Rajesh- wo tum....tum aaj....aise...matlab.....kya hua....
Richa- kya hua matlab.....
Rajesh- nhi....wo tum change najar aa rahi ho na.....
Richa- to kya hua....changes to life ka niyam hai na.....main pahle bhi change hui thi....ab ek baar fir se ho gai....isme naya kya hai.....haa....
Rajesh- nhi...kuch bhi nhi.....waise....tumhara aaj ka plan kya hai.....
Richa- bittu ko school chhod kar main ankit ji se milne ja rahi hu......kal bataya to tha.......
Rajesh- ohh....project ke silsile me....
Richa- nhi....lunch par.....accha....bittu ko late ho raha hai....baad me milte hai....
Ye bol kar richa apne bete ke sath car se nikal gai....aur rajesh ke dimaag me kai sawaal chhod gai......
Richa- aakhir ise hua kya hai.....ankit se milte hi itna change......tever bhi badle...mood bhi badla.....aur chal-dhaal bhi.....ek second ke liye to laga ki puja saamne aa gai......aah.....ye change sirf itna hi ho to accha.....dimaag bhi kahi puja ka ho gaya na....tab to main gaya samjho.....
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ANKIT KE BANGLOW ME.......
Room me ankit aaine ke saamne baitha hua bade gour se apne aapko dekh raha tha....ki tabhi pongo uske pichhe aa gaya.......
Pongo- sab set hai na.......
Ankit- pata nhi......i mean....theek to lag raha hai.....par koi gadbad na ho jaaye......
Pongo- koi gadbad nhi hogi....tera dost hai na tere sath.....ab uth....aur pahle target ko udao.....aur yaad rakhna......pahle hi baar me maarna nhi hai......planning jaroori hai....ok....
Ankit(gahri saans le kar)- ok.....tu bolta hai to fir theek......ab dekhna......main kya karta hu.......acting bhi aur action bhi....chal......
""BADLAAV HUMARI LIFE KA EK HISSA MATRA HAI.......PAR KABHI-KABHI KUCH BADLAAV HUMARI LIFE KO HI BADAL KAR RAKH DETE HAI......""
