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Haa bhai apni desi mey baat hee kuch alag h__ abb sabne apna apna dipart sambhal rakkha h toh iska jimma maine le liya __ toh vahi h ye ummeed h aage enjoy karoge aap sabGood Storyline, story is progressing like a screenplay, a lot of things yet to come,
Writing style is very natural fells good without unnecessary hype. Great going bhai
Haa bhai kya kare __ Christopher Nolan ki movies jyada dekhi h isiliye kahani ka sira dhuundhey nahi mil raha h ussi pe kaam jaari h __ vaise sukriya bhaiStory fully confusion se bhari pari hai hero ke family ke bare me kuch info hai nhi aur randomly bhad rhi hai
Tum karna kya chate ho darandigi ka ant ya maa baap ko dhumdhnaMujhe baithey hue kaafi time ho gaya tha__ tabhi mujhe kukar ki seeti ki aawaz sunai dee_
lagta h ban gayi khichdi__ mai uth ke uss room ki gaya jis taraf se bhabhi nikal ke aayi thi__ maine jhaank ke dekha toh wo boodhi amma apne bistar pe leti hui h karwat leke__ mai ulte paanv wapas aa gaya__ maine bahar wale gate ko ander se band kar diya aur wapas kitchen ki taraf chal diya__
mai kitchen mey pahuncha kyuki kitchen khula hua tha usme koi darwaje nahe lage theyy__
bhabhi ek chimchey mey tel zeera heeng ye sabb daal rahi thi maine soch raha tha ki khichdi mey toh nahi chaunk lagai jaati h par unhone ek alag rakhe bhagone ka dhakkan uthaya aur chimcha usme daal ke dhakkan band kar diya __ chunn se aawaz aayi jiske sath hee bhabhi ne usse vaise hee ghumaya aur chimcha nikaal ke alag rakh diya aur wapas mudi toh mujhe dekh ke ek dum chaunk gayi__
bhabhi-- eeeyy kya karte ho devar ji dara diya mujhe ynha kyu aaye maine bola tha wanhi baitho zara bhi sabar nahi h__
Me-- abb itni acchi bhabhi ho jiski usko bhala sabar kaise rahega baithne se aur sabar hee toh nahi hota Bhabhi kya karu__ isssi liye aapke deedar ko tarsati aankhon ko dekh ke sukoon dene aa gaya gya_ aur aap h ki samjhti hee nahi__
bhabhi-- samajhna toh aapko chahiye devar ji aaj kal logo ko sabar ka fal milta hee kanha h usse toh log pahle hee chura ke khaa jaate h__ aur jo sabar karta h wo bas sabar he karta rah jata h__ haa nahi toh hahah
me-- sahi kaha bhabhi khiladi toh wahi h jo badmash ke ghar mey aake badmashi kar jaaye_
aur maine bhabhi ki kamar pakad ke apni taraf kheench liya
Unhe choomna suru kar diya
aur wo bhi barabar sath de rahi thi__ mai unhe dewaar mey sataa ke__
me-- hai na bhabhi ji__ kasam se kitne meethey hoth ke aapke uuummmm
Bhabhi-- ummmm ummmmm hhh hhhhhh hhaatttooo paaagaall ummmmm mmmm
aur unhone mujhe apne dono hatho se zor laga ke hata diya__
hum alag hue bhabhi ke dhoodh zor zor saans lene ki wajah se upar neechey ho rahe theyy
bhabhi-- kya harqat h devarji maine toh aise hee kah rahi thi aur tum toh seedha upar hee chad gaye __ agar unhone jaan liya toh hum dono ko maar denge __ koi ek devar mila h itne dino mey main toh bass hassi mazak karne ka socha par tumne __ badi galati kardi tumhe ghar mey bitha ke abb jao mai apna muhh ganda nahi karna chahti agar amma ji chal phir leti toh pata nahi kya hota unhone toh dekh lena tha__ tum jo bhi ho abbse ynha mt aana aur main unko bhi bol dungi ki wo kabhi tumhe na laaye ynha mujhe kisi bahari ka aana accha nahi lagta__
me-- badi bholi ho aap bhabhi ji jo har baar aap unka unka bol ke darr rahi ho aur darr dikha bhi rahi ho __ par wo jo aapka pati h phir wo chahe jo kuch bhi kare bahar usse kuch lena dena nahi h aapko hai na__ phir chahe wo jiski bhi jindgi ki kahani likh bhi sakta h aur mita bhi sakta h__
bhabhi-- kya bakwas kar rahe ho__ maine kaha niklo ynha se mai jyada zor nahi bolna chahti shanti se nikal jaao__
maine apni gun bahar nikali __ jisse dekh ke bhabhi peechey hatt gayi__ par wo darri nahi
bhabhi-- ye tum tum kya apne sath leke ghumtey ho__ dekho tum agar mere sath zor zabardasti karoge toh mai apni jaan de dungi par tumhari niyat poori nahi hone dungi..
aur unhone chaku utha liya jo ki khud ki taraf point karke mujhe khud ko marne ka ishara kar rahi thi__
me-- thik h thik h mai rakhta hu wapas abb khush lo rakh diya __ Arre wo peechey kukar gir gaya pakdo jaldi ..
bas fir kya bhabhi peechey jyo heee palti maine aage badh ke unke peechey jaa chipka aur dono haatho se unke haath mey chaaku tha usse cheen ke ek taraf daal diya aur ek jhatke mey unhe apni taraf ghumaya aur jab tak wo kuch samjhti tab tak mai unke muhh mey apna muhh de chuka tha aur aise hee unhe apne chipkaaye kitchen se bahar le aaya__ meri pakad mazboot thi isiliye wo khud ko alag nahi kar paa rahi thi bass " Unnn uunnn hee kar rahi thi aur mujhe noch rahi thi aur mujhe thappad bhi maar rahi thi__
mai unhe aise hee unke hothon ko choomtey hue unhe unke kinaare wale room mey le aaya aur apna muhh hata ke apna hath unke muhh pe rakh diya aur unse
me-- dekho bhabhi mai aisa kuch karna nahi chahta pahle meri baat suno phir tum jo bologi mai wohi karunga __ aur haa ye gun mai bhanu ko marne ke liye laaya tha __
meri ye baat sunn ke unki aankhain aur badi ho gayi__ aur wo uunnn uuummm __ haa mey sir hilane lagi__
me-- nahi tum nahi sunogi tum aise hee suno poori baat __
par wo mere hath pe marne lagi mujhe laga ab thik h toh maine hath hata diya__
bhabhi -- kitne besharm ho mai kab se kah rahi hu hato hato pr tum toh baheshi ban gaye janwar kabhi ke..
me-- janwar mai nhi tumhara pati h bhabhi aur aap toh janti hee hongi ki janwar aakhir hota kaisa h aur karta kya h_
bhabhi-- abb agar baat nahi batani toh niklo ynha se mujhe unke khilaaf kuch nahi sunna wo toh factory jaate h aur suruaat se ussi mey kaam karte h ghar door h isiliye factory walo ne sab kaam karne walo ke sath unhe bhi rahne ko wnhi diya h__ bas itna hee aur kaun sa janwaro wala kaam karta h mera pati __
unka ye roop dekh ke mai toh exited tha
me-- ooohhooho toh aap uski baataon ke jhaansey mey aa gayi __ pati h jo bolega jo kahega wo patthar ki lakeer hogi aisa hee na
bhabhi-- haa aisa hee aur bhala kaun patni apne pati ki baataon ko bhala nahi sunegi aur tum kah rahe ho mai unki baataon pe shakk karu aur __ accha abb waqt na barbaad karo seedha bolo aur chalte bano__
me-- thik h agar aap sun paao aur dekh paao __ varna aapka bhala toh wohi kare__to suno__ tumhara pati koi factory mey kaam nahi karta aur naa hee wo wnha kisi worker room mey rahta h balki wo haweli ka wafadaar h unke liye kaam karta h aur wnhi rahta h__ wo ek jallad h jo bina kisi wajah ke sabko saza deta h marta kat-ta __ jiski chaahi uski ijjat loot lee jisse chaha apni rakhail bana liya aur wo akela nahi h uske jaise bahot h par bhanu unn sab ka leader h jo kaafi purana h__
maine dekha bhabhi ek tak mujhe hee dekh rahi thi maine socha aise wishwash nahi hoga maine rahul ko call kr diya_ aur phone speaker pe daal diya__
me-- hello rahul mai bol raha hoon
rahul-- haa saab pata chala aaj aap chutti pe ho __ kya tabiyat jyada kharab h
me-- nahi yrrr abb thik h __ accha sunn tu kanhi akele mey jaa mujhe tujhse kuch baat karni h__
rahul-- thik h saab jaa raha hoon__
kuch time pose raha mai bhabhi bhi phone pe ho rahi baat ko hee sun rahi thi__phir rahul..
rahul -- haa saab bolo kya baat h
me-- accha ye batao bhanu naam ka koi banda kaam karta h apni iss company mey __
rahul -- kya saab pata toh h aapko phir kyu pooch rahe iss company mey koi bhanu nahi kaam karta mgr ek bhanu aata zarur h iss company mey hamesha 7-8 badookdhaariyo ke sath__ abhi parso hee aapke cabin mey bhi toh aapko marne ke liye baitha tha na_ kab marega ye racchas to ilaaka aabaad ho jaaye__
me-- thik h accha koi photo hogi teri paas toh bhej de abhi zarurat h par kisi ko pata na chale tune mujhe kuch bheja h__
rahul-- sabke paas uski photo hongi saab aaye din jo dikh jata h phir bhi thik h mai bhejta hoon saab.
maine call cut kar di kuch hee minutes mey photo aa gayi_jab wo pic maine bhabhi ko dikhayi__ bhabhi photo dekhtey hee peechey bed pe gir padi aur subakne lagi__
me-- dekho bhabhi mai jhoot nahi bolta aur ye uss ladke maine toh hargiz nahi bulwaya maine toh sirf naam liya aur uske ander ka gussa khud bahar aa gaya__ kya kare __
bhabhi rote hue-- kya hai ye sab aur meri hi kismat mey aana tha aisa insaan jo mere liye sabse badhkar h__ koi aisa kaise kar sakta h kisi ke sath itna galat __ mana ke mai kabhi kuch nahi poochti par dil toh mera bhi ghabrata h jab wo mahino ghar nahi aate ek do baar hee phone karke haal bata dete koi na koi bahana__ aur karte wo ye sab h__ par ek baat batao Tum kyu marna chahte ho __ police mey jaake batao wo khud unhe pakad ke saza degi__ tum kyu mere base basaye ghar ko ujhadna chahtey ho__
Me -- hahaha kya bhabhi aap abhi ki kisi matlabi ki tarah baat kar rahi h__ jisne pata naahi kitni zindgaaniyaa ujaadi h aap usski jindgi ki baat kar rahi ho__ sahi hee kaha h kisi ne __ " Acchey insaan ko bura insaan milta h__ aur bure ko accha " Par bhabhi paap ka ghada jab bharta h toh wo upar hee jata h uspe kisi ka koi zor nahi kab tak aap bakre ke na katne ka jasn manaogi ek na ek din koi toh usse maar hee dega__usne mera kuch ni bigada balki meri aunty ki zindagi barbaad kar di__
phir maine unhe poori kahani sunai aur kuch videos jo maine unke laptop se liye theyy wo dikhaaye toh bhabhi ek dum bhaukhla gayi__
bhabhi-- yee yeee chiiii itna ghinauna insaan __ isse toh kisi baat ki daya ya taras hee nahi h kisi ke dard ki __ ki kisi ko wo kitni hadd tak barbaad kar raha h__ abb toh mujhe apni jindgi khatre mey lagne lagi h__ aise insaan ka koi bharosa nahi__ kab kya kar jaaye __ mai apne ghar baat karti hoon mai knhi door chali jaungi__ mujhe aise insaan ke karmo ka phal nahi bhogna __ isse toh abb wo hee saza denge__
aur wo uthh ke jaane lagi maine unhe uth ke pakda aur unhe apne samne kiya__
me-- knha bhaag ke jaaogi bhabhi ji har jagah se dhoondh lega tumhe aur phir tum aur tumhara pariwar socha h iske baare mey chall dii uthh ke __
bhabhi-- toh tum hee batao abb mai kya karu __ meri toh kuch samjh mey nahi aa raha __
me-- pahle amma ko khichdi de aao uske baad ek surprise aapka intzaar kar raha h __
bhabhi-- thik h tum ynhi ruko mai abhi aayi__
Aur wo bahar chali gayi__ kuch time baad wo plate ke sath khana bhi le aayi__ uske baad paani aur bhi sara kuch__ mai toh sochne laga ye itni jaldi relax kaise ho gayi. Aur mujhe dekh ke muskura rahi thi__
me-- kya baat h bhabhi aapka toh darr hee khatam ho gaya aap toh ek dum kadak chal rahi ho__
bhabhi-- haa devar ji aapne bola na ek surprise toh socha kuch toh accha plan socha hoga tumne tabhi aaram se kaam kar rahi hoon khate khate batana__
me-- nahi pahle kha lete h isse thodi taqat aa jayegi__ aap mey bhi aur mujhmey bhi __jisse mai aapko acchey se pakad saku __ haha
bhabhi-- abb koi badmaashi nahi vaise bhi jab se ye sab suna dekha meri toh jaan halak mey atki h knhi wo aise waqt mey aa naa jaaye agar aa gaya toh kya karega __
me-- kuch nahi hoga pahle kha lo phir baat karte h__
hamne uske baad khana khaya jab pet bhar gaya__ uske baad unhonhe mattha diya khatta khatta __ye toh mera favourite h mai usse piya aur uth ke bed pe baith gaya__ bhabhi ko kuch waqt aur laga sab bartan kitchen mey rakhne ke liye uske baad wo hath pochtey hue aayi aur bed ke dusri taraf baith gayi__
bhabhi -- abb batao kya surprise h__ kuch accha hee bolna jisse dil ko kuch toh sukoon mile__
me-- aisi koi shart toh hai nahi__ phir bhi __ accha ye batao aapki shaadi ko kitna waqt hua h
bhabhi-- 5saal 3mahine
me-- abbhi tak aap maa kyu nahi bani mtlb aapke ghar mey koi nanna munna mehmaan kyu nahi h..
bhabhi-- hahah wo toh upar wale ki marzi jab hoga tab hoga socha nahi iss baare mey jyada..
me--- jyada socha nahi ki jyada kabhi sochne ka waqt hee nahi mila jab bhanu hamesha bahar hee rahta h toh kuch hoga kaise socha kabhi __ aur maan lo mai kuch aisa surprise doon jisse aapka sab kuch barbaad ho jaaye toh kya karogi
bhabhi-- kyaa kyyaa kya kahna chahte ho saaf saaf bolo abb toh pahle se bhi jyada darr lag raha h__ dekho mai itni mazboot nahi hoon dil tooot raha h mera surprise kya h wo batao
me-- accha ruko mai udhar aata hoon
mai uth ke unki taraf gaya__ aur apna mobile nikaala__
me-- yee baat acchi toh nahi h ki koi auarat kisi anjaan ke sath aisa kuch dekhe par ye abhi sahi waqt nahi aisa kuch sochne ka toh pahle hee srry bol raha hoon __lo dekh lo apna surprise..
Maine wo video chala ke unke hath mey mobile pakda diya__ aur apna muhh dusri taraf ghuma liya __
Kuch der baad mujhe bed pe kuch girne ki aawaz aayi toh dekha bhabhi giri padi h__ ufff ye toh behosh ho gayi_ maine unhe seedha kiya bed pe aur daud ke paani laaya unke hath pair Dhule aur unka muhh paani se pochaa aur pankha chala diya mai unhe dekhne laga __ kya kar diya maine apne mtlb ke liye kisi ko itni musibat mey daal diya__ par ye sahi bhi h__ aur iske baare mey jyada kuch nahi sochna tabhi bhabhi thoda kunmunai__
me-- bhabhi bhabhi aap lati rahi pahle thoda aaram karlo phir uthna abhi koi jaldi nahi h__ sab thik h haa
wo kuch time tak aankh khole pankhey ko ghoorti rahi par wo koi reaction nahi de rahi thi jaise rona dhona aisa kuch nahi tha wo shaant thi bilkul__
me-- abb thik h __ accha lag rha h toh utho__
meri baat suni na suni pata nahi par unhone karwat li aur meri jhaangh pe unka muhh lag gaya__ jisse pahle toh mujhe kuch mahsoos nahi hua__ par kuch waqt baad mere lund ne zarur mahsoos kiya jiisse wo muhh uthha ke khadaa hone laga __ maine dekha wo paint mey seedha hota hua bhabhi ke muhh ke neechey aa gaya__ bhabhi abhi bhi vaisi hee lati thi pr mujhe gudgudi jaisi hone lagi isiliye maine apne aap ko peechey kiya aur uth ke bagal mey baith gaya__
me-- dekho bhabhi ye koi choti baat nahi h tumhare liye par iss baat ke liye aap khud ko dosh aur saza kyu de rahi ho__ aap toh hamesha se hee bhanu ke liye hee rahi ho__ par wo toh darinda h __ isiliye aap jyada na socho uske baare mey __
bhabhi uthi aur mere taraf haath karke__
bhabhi-- haa sahi kaha isiliye wo bandook mujhe do abb toh ussi mai hee marungi__ abb kisi baat ki koi gunjayish nahi rahi__
me-- kya pagli jaisi baat kar rahi ho aap__ usse maar ke jail chali jaao jisse haweli wohi kare jo sabke saath karte h__ aur yehi toh mai nahi chahta mai chahta hoon saanp bhi mar jaaye aur laathi bhi na toote__uske liye kuch plan sochna padega aur haa abb wo agli baar jab aaye toh mujhe turant batana ussi din uska kaam tamam karna h__ mera nmbr lo aur apna nmbr do__ abb mujhe chalna chahiye __ vaise abhi aapko akele nahi chodna chahiye par jyada time tak ynha nahi rah sakta kisi na kisi ne dekh liya toh gadbad ho jaayegi__ isliye wo jab aaye aadhi raat ya subah ya shaam mujhe turant batana thik h__ abb mai chalta hoon __
aur mai unhe vaise hee chodd ke aa gaya__ maine aaspaas acchey se dekha aur jaldi se bike nikal ke wnha se bahar road pe aa gaya__ usse toh mai hee marunga par thoda aaram se __chalooo
Kuxh to batao hint to do acvha or kitne part ka plot hai maa baap ki info milne kaTum karna kya chate ho darandigi ka ant ya maa baap ko dhumdhna
Bas itna samjh lo __ " Antt hee aarambh hai"Tum karna kya chate ho darandigi ka ant ya maa baap ko dhumdhna