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Fantasy इच्छाधारी देव

Boby

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जब से सनी लियॉन अमेरिका छोड़ कर भारत आ गयी है,

वहां के रॉकेट भी सही से खड़ा नहीं हो पा रहे,

और हमारे पहली ही बार में मंगल तक पहुँच रहे हैं।

कोई तो बात है, बंदी में ||
 

Boby

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Surya garh – ye us gaanv ka nam hae jo usi jungle ke bahar hae jaha aghori apni ghinauni sajeeshe bana raha hae. Par yaha ka mahoul kuch alaga hae. Yaha ke log bhi apni masti me mast hae yahi hamara hero bhi hae uska ek achha khasa sampann pariwar hae maa bap, bhai, bahan, bhabhi, wo khud ek dam sadharn sa na kisi se koi dushmani na koi baer abhi wo nahi janta ki bahot jald uska samna kitne khatarnak halato se hone wala hae par abhi wo chain ki nind so raha hae aur apne sapno ki haseen duniya me hi khoya hua hae. Tabhi use aesa mahsoos hota hae jaese use koi bula raha ho

Deva…… Deva…… Deva…… Deva……

Deva .. kaun hae ? kaun bula raha hae, mujhe koi najar kyu nahi aa raha?

…….. mae hu deva ek fakeer.

aur waha kuch dhuan sa uthta hae aur usme se ek budha aadmi najar aata hae. Jiske chehre pe bahot jyada tez tha ek hath me manko ki mala safed dhoti kurte me. Lambi safed dadhi aur kandho tak jhulte safed baalo wala wo budha shaks muskra ke bola.

Deva.. aap kaun hae baba.

… hu to mae ek fakeer hi lekin bhatak raha hu apni manjil ki talash me.

Deva . . . . Baba aap mere pas kyu aaye hae. Kya chahiye aapko mujhse?

Fakeer baba - deva meri manjil ka rasta tujhse ho ke hi nikalta hae aur mae tujhse isiliye milne aaya hu . kyu ki ab wo waqt jyada door nahi aur ab tujhe bhi meri sahayta ki jaroorat hogi.

Deva . . lekin baba mae aapki madad kaese kar sakta hu

Fakeer Baba . . deva is poore sansar me ek tu hi to hae jo meri madad kar sakta hae lekin abhi usme kuch waqt hae . isse pahle tujhe bahot kuch janna samajhna aur seekhna hae. Baki bate tujhe sahi waqt pe pata chal jayegi.

Deva . . Lekin baba mae to ek sadharan sa insane hu bhala mae kisi ke kya kam aa sakta hu

Fakeer baba . .beta niyati ne agar tujhe chuna hae to tu bhi badlega aur tera waqt bhi badlega. Mae fir aauga tujhse milne.

Tabhi Deva ki aankh khul jati hae wo poora paseene me bheega hua tha. Subah ho gayi thi aur wo soch raha ki ye jo sapna dekha kya ye sach hae ya uska koi waham . fir wo apna sir jhatak deta hae aur chala jata hae apne nityakarm niptane aur jab lautta hae to dekhta hae uski bhabhi aangan me naha rahi thi ye roj ka tha uski bhabhi apne gore chikne badan pe chuchiyo tak apne peticot ko band ke naha rahi thi deva ki najar us pe jati hae lekin wo aage bad jata hae.

Deva . . maa jaldi nashta de do mujhe khet jana hae.

Deva ki maa Savitri devi hath me nashte ki thali liye aati hae.

Savitri devi. . beta aaj tu jaldi aa jana kyu ki aaj thoda kam hae. shahar jana hae aur wapsi me teri bahan ko bhi mama ke ghar se lana hae. Hafta bhar ho gaya hae use waha gaye hue.

Deva . . thik hae maa aa jauga.

Fir deva nikal jata hae. Aaiye tab tak deva ke parivar ke bare me jante hae.

Deva ke ghar me uski maa baap bhai bhabhi aur bahan hae jisme se

Baap Deenanath ek behad imandar aur ijjatdar sehatmand aur achha insane hae jo apne khushhal pariwar ke saath chain se apni jindagi gujar raha hae. Shuru se hi gaanv me rahne k karan inke jism me aaj bhi bharpoor kasawat hae aur aaj bhi apni patni savitri devi ko jab patak ke chodte hae to unki cheekhe nika dete hae. Lekin apni patni ke alava ye kisi pe najar nahi rakhte.

maa Savitri Devi umar to uski bhi ho gayi hae lekin ek to gaanv ki mitti ka asar dusra is umar tak bhi pati ke mote tagde lund se roj chudne ka kamal uske sharer pe bhi hae. 5.5” ki hight, gora rang, gatheela badan, bhari bhari 36 ki chuchiya aur 38 ki nikalti hui gaand. Aur gaand se bhi neeche tak jhoomte hue uske kale ghane baal. kisi ka bhi man lalcha de aur jo agar koi use nangi dekh le to kamjor dil wala to wahi heart attack se mar jaye aesa kateelana figure hae uska. Aur fir roj raat ko pati ka lund lene ka aur gaare virya ko apni bur me lene ka bhi kamal hae jo use boodi nahi hone deta. Par sanskro ki pakki hae . pati ke saath bistar par kisi randi ki tarah khul ke chudwane wali, par apne kamre se bahar nikalte hi wo ek devi se kam nahi apne teeno bachcho ko saman roop se pyar to deti hi hae bahu ko bhi beti se kam nahi samajhti.

Bhai Raghu - kisi kam ka nahi wo bas awaragardi karta rahta hae aur nashe ki adat ne use barbad kar diya hae sara din ya to apne awara dosto ke saath ghumna, jua khelna, ya sharab pee kar kahi pade rahna . isi wajah se shayad ab tak wo jindagi me kuch na kar paya yaha tak ki baap bhi na ban paya.

Bahan Payal - ek 19 saal ki kadak jawani se bharpoor ladki hae rang roop me maa pe hi gayi hae. Mast bhara hua jism 32 ki tani hui choochiya aur 34 ki ubharti hui gaand ek dam gori haseen.

Bhabhi Diya - ye hae deva ki bhabhi jo khoobsurti me kisi se kam nahi mast 34 32 36 ka figure hae inka aur doodh si gori hae ye bhi. Jab ulte palle ki saari pahan kar nikalti hae to side se jhankti hui inki kamar to ek mareej ka lund bhi khada kar de aur muskan aesi ki insane apna sab kuch us pe vaar de. pariwar me sab se pyar se rahti hae pati ke nakara hone ke bawjood ghar me sabka samman karti hae isliye sab inhe pyar bhi karte hae aur poora khayal bhi rakhte hae inke pitaji deenanath ji ke dost hae aur isi wajah se apni beti diya ki shadi deenanath ke bete se kar di lekin aaj wo apne faisle pe pachtate bhi hae par kar kuch nahi sakte. Diya ko ghar me sab ka pyar milta hae par jo pyar pati se chahiye bistar pe us ke liye wo aaj bhi tarasti hae. Shadi shuda hae par. Aaj bhi kuwari hae kyu ki raghu se aaj tak inki seal bhi nahi tooti. Wajah ? ek to inhe sharab ke nashe se bahar aane ka samay nahi hae. Kabhi galti se ye hosho hawas me apne kamre me ghus bhi gaye aur diya ki koshisho se ye us ke upar chad bhi gaye to inki lulli diya ki bur me jane se pahle hi jhad jati hae sirf bur ki garmi mahsus hote hi. kyu ki hae to diya bhi ek jawan aur garam ladki hi aur bina chudai kiye to uski chut bhi ek dam kori aur tight hi hae jise raghu aaj tak bhed nahi paya shadrab ne use is kabil hi nahi chhoda ke wo diya ko ragad ke chod sake aur use wo jismani khushi de sake. Diya ko aaj bhi intjar me hae ke kabhi uski bhi jndagi me khushiya aayegi jo fir kabhi uska saath nahi chhodegi.

Baaki charrecter jab aayege to unka intro bhi hota jayega chalte hae apne deva ke pas.

Deva apne khet me kam karte hue paseene se bheega hua tha yu to unka khet bhi kafi bada tha aur waha aur bhi gaanv ke log majdoori karte the par deva bhi unke saath hi lag kar kaam karta tha. Ek mehnat kash majdoor ki tarah. Kisi malik ki tarah nahi. use is halat me dekh kar koi kah hi nahi sakta ke itne bade kheto ka malik hae deva.

Tabhi ek car bahot teji se chalti hui aayi aur deva ke khet ke pas thodi andar aa kar mitti me uske pahiye fas gaye. Deva ki najar us car pe gayi to wo doudta hua waha pahucha deva samajh gaya tha ki ye car thakur ki chhoti bahan jyoti thakur ki hae jo kafi gusse wali hae deva un logo se door hi rahta tha. Lekin ab wo khud hi aa gayi hae to use waha tak jana pada.

Deva. . . kya hua thakurain

Jyoti thakur. . apne ghamand me , andha hae kya dikhta nahi hamari car ka pahiya tere khet ki mitti me fans gaya hae. Chal nikal ise.

Deva ne apne 4-5 admiyo ko awaz lagayi aur sab mil ke nikalne lage car ko. jyoti thakur aur uski do saheliya car ke andar hi baethi thi jisse thodi dikkat aa rhi thi

Deva . . . thakurain aap log bahar aa jaiye car aasani se nikal aayegi.

Jyoti aur uski saheliya bahar aayi to Jyoti. . deva pe hanste hue. Tera baap to bada pahlwan bana firta hae tujhme usne taqat nahi dali kya. Ek car ka pahiya nikalne ke liye 5 aadmi bulata hae aur tum 6 mil ke bhi car nahi nikal paye. Mujhe car se uatarne ko kahna hi pada tujhe.

Deva ko uski ye bate bahot tej chubhti hae par wo kuch nahi kahta . Jaese tease car nikalti hae .

Deva. . . thakurain hamne aapki madad ki hae apni saheliyo ke samne aapko hamara apman nahi karna chahiye.

Jyoti . . do koudi ke aadmi tu hame sikhayega k kya karna chahiye hame aur kya nahi. Abhi mae jaldi me hu lekin tujhe is baat ka jawab mae jaldi hi dugi .

Jyoti waha se chali jati hae aur deva bhi apna sir jhatak kar apne kaam pe lag jata hae. Fir din bhar ke kam se nipat ke wo apne ghar jata he .

Deva . . . Maa chal jaldi khana laga fir shahar bhi nikalna hae.

Savitri - tu aa gaya beta . jaldi se hath mooh dho le

Deva . . are maa tu to kamal ki lag rahi hae aaj taiyar ho ke .

S . . chal badmash maa pe najar dalta hae. Chal jaldi kar khana laga deti hu mae.

Diya . . muskrate hue. Maa isme deva ka koi kasoor nahi hae ek to aap deva ko bahu nehi dila rahi ho dusre khud aaj aap bahot khoobsurat lag rahi ho. Ye bhi kya kare bechara.

S . . halke se muskrate hue. . tu fir shuru ho gayi koi mouka nahi chhodti na tu bhi. jab dekho tum sab mil ke mujhi ko chhedte rahte ho.

Deva. . hath mooh dhoke aata hae aur khana kha ke fir apne tractor pe maa ko le ke nikal jata hae, jaha wo shahar jate hae aur savitri apne aur ghar ke logo ke liye kuch kapde khareedti hae fir wo log nikal jate hae deva ke mama ke ghar........................
 
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