Okay here's the idea-
TW comes out of his stinky, smelly, dark room after 16 days of being online fantasizing to actresses and role-playing with his online buddies.
He sees his mom (Madhuri Dickshit) and wife (Katrina Slut) getting spitroasted by a dozen drainage cleaners. TW is alarmed...
Damn hot. Never been into cheating wives stories, but this one takes the proverbial cake. The build up the pay off and the incredible final culmination tops each other. I did some digging and found the original story and read the last chapter, which was shocking but satisfying nonetheless.
Sometimes mom regrets getting in an illicit relationship with me and asks me to get married soon. I tie a mangalsutra to mom and call her my wife. That night we have a first night session while mom wears a silk saree.