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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

Part 3 kaa title kya hona caahiye?

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Bhenchod..... Maine hath pair fadfadaaye ki nikal he jaaun uss kursi se lekin bc kaafi tight bandha tha main.. Gand Marr gayi.. Main kursi samett he niche padda padda aage ko khiskney laga..
Ispar woh jaanwar fir hansa...
Kaali-(hanste hue) kahaan takk jaaega be..
Main uski taraf dekh takk nahi raha tha... Mera dimag bhenchod gayab hogaya tha as usual... This is getting bad very bad... Khair jab main puri himmat k baad keval thoda saa he kisak paaya toh main samjh gaya aise fadfadaana bekaar hai...
Kaali-Thakk gaya kya.. Hahahhahah... Chinta Matt Kar itana jaldi nahi maarunga tujhe.. Pagal thodi hun jo itani jaldi maardunga tujhe...tadpaaunga tujhe or aisi haalat karunga jo tu mout ki beekh maangega or woh bhi main apni marji se dunga..
Main-l. L. Lekin maine kiya kya tha tera..?
Main puri himmat Jutta k bol padda..
Kaali-Tune meri saari jindagi barbaad kardi thi isase jyaada kya karega.
Main-Nahi tune mujhe torture kiya tha maine toh hath takk naa lagaaya tujhe.
Kaali-Hath lagaane ki aukaat bhi nahi thi teri.. Lekin mere sath jo kuch bhi hua woh keval teri wajah se hua.. Kissne kiya kyun kiya mujhe usase koi matlab nahi hai inn sabka kaaran tu tha keval tu..
Waise aamtorr par main aise situation jab mere control mein hoti hai toh dialogue baaji karta hun lekin filhaal mujhe keval yahaan se nikalna tha.. Issliye main gand faad chilaaya... "helppppppppppppppppppppppp"......
Kaali-(hanste hue) Koi nahi sunega yahaan tujhe......
Actually main chilaaya issliye tha ki ye sab mera he plan tha Jaan bujh k sabko bahaar bhejna taaki dekhne waalon ko lage main akela hun.. Then gaadiyaan hotey hue bhi bike par ghumna aadhi raat ko.. Then sunshaan ilaake se Jaana.. Ye sab mera he plan tha iss jaanwar ko fassaane kaa or ye fans gaya tha... Plan ye tha ki main chilaaunga or wohlog awaaj sunke ussi time aaenge.. Or awaaj nahi suunaai deti toh mouka dekh k khud aaenge... Issliye maine or kuch nahi bola keval helppp chilaaya taaki usse shakk naa hon main apne Bandon se he Help maang raha hun.... Or ussi time mujhe niche shorr sunaai diya goliyaan chalne ki awaaj aai...jissase woh jaanwar hadbadaaya or khadda hoke idhar udhar ghumne laga...
Main-Tere saare aadmi Marr chuke hain mere bandey aagaye hain surrender kardey jinda bach jaaega....
Main Jaan bujh k pura dum lagaake andhere mein khisakk gaya taaki bhenchod goli woli naa chalaa dey maadarchod..
Kaali-ye ye nahi ho shakta a......
Main-Listen to me Balwan Marr chuka hai Parveen Marr chuka hai tere sath jo or bandey they woh bhi Marr chuke hain.... Ab choice tere hath mein Hai...
Then mujhe woh sorr mere pass mein he aata hua dikha... Or iss room kaa gate khulla... Or mujhe Abeer ki awaaj aai " hath uppar kar bhosdk"... Ye awaaj aise laga mujhe maano megaphone mein se aai ho jo police waale use kartey hain Mike type... Or kyunki woh uss light k niche khadda tha toh woh saaf dikh raha tha Abeer wagairaah ko.....
Hath uppar bhosdk... Ye boltey he mujhe goliyaan challne ki awaaj aai ek k baad ek like 10 goliyaan challi hongi lekin woh kissi ko lagi nahi.. What the fuck woh jaanwar bilkul mere saamne khadda tha or main ek kone mein andhere mein chupp raha tha.. Then woh hansa woh khatarnaak hansi... Bahot he khatarnaak...
Kaali-jitana chutiya lagta hun utana hun nahi main.. Tujhe kya laga tha main samjhunga nahi tera yun akela ghummna sunshaan raaston par aadhi raat ko Jaana... Jabki teri gand fatti rehti hai merese.. Tereko maare bina Marr jaaunga main aise soch bhi kaise liya tune. Hahahababa
Or ye boltey he ussne koi switch on kiya jisase ek bahot he bright light jalli uss room mein ek baar ko toh meri aankhein bandh hogayi bhenchod.. Then ahista ahista aankh kholi maine toh najaara dekh meri gand fatt gayi... Abeer, Ami, Mangal, Sam,Anjali, Jiya, Rajat or Priyanka wahin khadey yahaan takk ki FIA(Pakistan) waale bhi sab they unhone force kiya Abeer ko ki hum unke liye itana sab kar rahe hain toh Atleast unhe help karne kaa mouka dein taaki thoda bahot toh useful hon hum team k liye Sahi baat thi Bechaare.... Ab dikkat ye thi woh log they toh mere saamne lekin humaare bich mein ek kaanch tha... Like uss kamre k andar ek or kamra tha jo pura kaanch kaa bana tha.... Ab samjh mein aaya goli kyun nahi lagi kyunki bhenchod bullet proof glass tha.. Bahot he thick.... Kaafi bada room tha woh.. Usme ek mike and speaker andar ki taraf laga tha jisase mujhe bahaar se Abeer ki awaaj aise lagi maano Mike mein bolraha ho.. humaare alaawa uss room mein 1 banda or tha hatta katta theek thaak sareer.. shakal se he gunda lag raha tha bhenchod...
Kaali-aise kya dekh raha hai chownk gaya naa..


"Chownk" bhosdk gand fatt gayi hai idhar.. Same haal Abeer or Baaki kaa tha...

Kaali-Abeer babu kaise ho... Ahahahaha hahahaha... Bahot acha laga aapse fir millke..


Abeer- bhosdk dum hai toh bahaar aake puch ye sawaal..

Andar speaker mein uski awaaj aai..

Kaali-Dekho mujhe koi matlab nahi hai tumlog se.. Mujhe ye caahiye tha bus or ye mere pass hai isko maardunga fir mera kaam pura hojaaega shanti mill jaaegi toh chain se marrunga... Uske baad kya hota hai mujhe usase matlab nahi hai... Bus mujhe isse marrtey hue dekhna hai tadap - 2 k..

Abeer- tereko jo kuch kiya tha woh maine kiya tha bhosdk mujhe maarle uska kya kashoor tha..

Kaali- tujhe kya lagta hai tune tadpaaya mujhe Arrey nahi tune keval Dard diya mujhe tadpaaya toh issne tha.. Pata hai kyun main rojj isse torture karta kai dafa orr aadmiyon se bahot jyaada lekin saala iska ye ravaiya kabhi nahi badla ye rota chilaata ceekhta lekin kabhi aankhein jukha kar baat nahi ki issne kabhi issne ye nahi bola rukkjaa mujhe chhod do main hath jodta hun.. Iska woh attitude iske andar ki woh aag mere Dimaag mein baith gayi thi.. Or jab tune isse bachaaliya or mujhe jalaadiya toh harr din padda padda yahi sochta main ki ek ladke ne mujhe harra diya ek ladke ko nahi darra paaya main mera khudka wajood nahi najar aaraha tha mujhe.. Main Paagal hua jaaraha tha jism k Dard jo tune diye woh toh sehliye they maine lekin mere Dimaag ko jo chott issne di thi woh mujhe andar he andar khaaye jaarahi thi....Balwan bhai kehtey they ki main bahot strong hun jo abhi bhi jinda hun lekin mere jinne kaa ekmaatar kaaran keval yahi tha isko aise dekhne ki jo aag mujhmein lagi thi ussne mout ko harra diya mujhe badla lena tha isase or ab jab mouka Milla toh isase badi baat kya hogi..

Main keval usse sunnraha tha uski taraf dekh bhi nahi raha tha correction hai dekh nahi paaraha tha.. Main apne aap ko chudaane kaa try kar raha tha or ek pair free tha mera dusare par laga tha main..

Mangal-Sun chhod usko tujhe jo caahiye wahi millega paisa naam sohrat ijjat jo bhi..

Kaali-hahahaha.. Lekin mujhe jo caahiye woh toh mere saamne hai.. Tu kya dega be mujhe...

Woh fir hansa... Uski woh hansi mujhe andar takk hilaa rahi thi..Ravi, Ajay Deepak Pooja or Rohit bhi wahaan aachuke they...

Kaali-Ab meri suno ye area kitani durr hai woh toh maalum Hai or tumlog yaa baaki police waale iss kanch ko Todd shaktey nahi or iski chaabi keval mere pass hai jo andar hai off course..... Or jabtak aise bandey aaenge or isse todenge tabtak ye tumhaara hero uppar jaa chuka hoga issliye tumlog k liye behtar yahi hoga ki bhagwaan se dua karo ki isko merese laddne ki himmat de...

Abeer-Idhar dekh bhosdk sun tujhe mout nahi dunga main fir tadpaaunga usko hath lagaaya toh..

Kaali-Baatein bahot hogayi....

Or ye bolke woh meri taraf badha mujhe uske chalne ki awaaj apne pass aati sunaai di or main kuch samjh paata usase pehle ussne mujhe kursi samett uthaake niche faink k maara kursi bhi tutti or mera sareer bhi bahot he bhayaanak Dard hua lekin main kursi se ajaad hogaya.. Bhenchod Sachmein jaanwar he tha woh .. Or aage kuch karta uss se pehle usane mujhe firr uthaaya or apne hath se mera munh apni taraf karne laga jisase apni shakal dikha shake mujhe lekin meri aankhein bandh thi..

Kaali-Aaknkhein khol maadarchod dekh teri mout khaddi hai saamne..

Itana boltey he ussne mere pait mein ek bhayaanak punch maara jisase main filmy type mein piche apne ghutano par jaa girra... Or ussne turant ek laat meri chest mein maari jismein force itana tha ki main piche kaanch se kaafi jorr se takraaya..

Abeer-rukkjaa... Oyeee. E. E. E.idhar dekh..

Main Kuch samjh paata usase pehle meri gand fodd deraha tha woh.."You have to face your fears"... Remember AP bhai ne kya kahaa tha "face your fears like you own them"... Aise darrega toh Marr he jaaega fir kya faayda itana sab karne kaa.. Fight bitch fight.. Kya hua Dimaag nahi hai toh teri body toh tere pass hai.. Fuck it kya hoga haar jaaega Marr jaaega woh toh waise bhi marrega he.. Get Up and Fight.. Fight for everything you stand for...

Sahi baat thi bc yaa maar khaata reh marrega for sure yaa fight kar bachne kaa 1% chance toh hai he..lets do it bhenchod..

Main piche sishe kaa sahaara leke utha or ab kholi maine apni aankhein woh mere saamne khadda tha... Main fight k liye hua taiyaar lekin bhenchod usase pehle ussne ek or laat mere pait mein dee jisase main firse piche kaanch se takraaya or niche girra.. Bhenchod main expect he naa kar paaraha kya waar karega he.. Gand Marr rahi thi.. Bahaar Abeer Or baaki pathar bullets wagairaah se kaanch ko hataane kaa try kar rahe they.. Lawda hattega bhenchod...

Ussne muje fir uthaaya or mere munh par punch diya bhenchod aisa laga maano kissi ne pathar maara ho munh par... Meri naak se khoon behney laga or yahi haal mere moonh kaa tha.. Punch maarke ussne mujhe jorr se dhakka diya jisase main fir kaanch se takraaya jahaan Abeer tha.... Main ghutano par utha or uski taraf dekha woh almost rone ko tha woh kuch nahi kar paaraha tha woh kya sabka yahi haal tha woh Paagal kutton ki tarah ghumrahe they wahaan..

Abeer - AP get up.. Tu kar shakta Hai ye get up... Idhar dekh you are AP you can do anything you want... Get up...

Andar speaker se awaaj aai uski...

Kaali-hahahahaha.. Tera motivation kaam nahi aaraha or koi aao re..

Ami-AP get up and fight... Go for it he is nothing Infront of you..

Main - getttt... Me... Outttt... ABeerr... I C.cc..c.....cant...I can't. T. T.. T...

Mere munh se itana he nikala tha ki ussne mujhe piche gardan pakad K uthaaya or mujhe uss kaanch ki deewar par dabaadiya.. Mera chera pichakkne ko hogaya tha.. Then ussne mujhe seedha kiya or ek k baad ek kai punches mere munh or pait mein maare... Or jaise he woh rukka main fir niche girr gaya.. Main halfway tha death k... Mera Saara chehra khoon se lathpath tha... Fir woh jaanwar uss dusare aadmi k pass gaya or usase kuch liya and then mere pass aaya toh uske haath mein ek chaaku tha.. Maine khadda hona caaha toh ussne mereko ek laat or di jisase main firr niche girra... Bhenchod main process nahi kar paaraha tha usase pehle uska agla waar ho jaaraha tha....


Main deewar k sahaare niche padda tha toh ussne apne ek pair se mujhe deewar ki taraf dabaaya or ek hath se meri shirt faadi or main kuch react karta usase pehle ek cut ussne meri chest mein diya.. Main chilaaya... Bahot jor se...

Kaali-kuch yaad aaya aise he torture kiya tha maine tereko pehle bhi..

Ye bolke ussne pair hataaya or woh chaaku mere saamne fainka..

Kaali-Le mouka deta hun tujhe khadda ho get up... Ye le chaaku or maar mujhe..

Marrta kya naa karta main pura dum lagaake uthaa woh chaaku uthaaya.. Woh mere just saamne khadda tha maine pehla waar kiya jisase woh bade he aaram se bachaa or badle mein mere pait mein ek punch diya jisase main fir niche jaa girra.. Woh meri taraf badha or meri jaangh par pair rakh k khadda hogaya... Or dusare pair ko kuchalney lagaa.

Main fir chilaaya.. Or kar bhi kya shakta tha..

Then mujhe Pehli baar pain k alaawa kuch mehsoos hua meri body mein Mera dimag..?? Please bhosdk please uthjaa or kitana bhaagega Dimaag tu... Saamne khadda hai woh....mujhe laga mera dimag waapis aaya hai lekin aisa kuch tha nahi ye toh kuch or tha.. Or mujhe 0.0001 seconds lage realise hone mein ki ye kya hai... No NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.. This can't be happening no way... Bhenchod I don't need you I don't fucking need you..



Ok this is getting bad very bad..

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Chinturocky

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Lagta hai jaanwar AP America wala dekhane ko milega jiska jikra Chang, Ami aur abeer karte hai aur is AP se fatati bhi hai.
Intzaar hai AP ke unknown roop ka...aur Kali ke futane ka.
Maza aayega jab Kali ki fategi dekhane me.
Wo samvad tha naa mericom ka "Itna bhi mat darao ke dar lagna band ho jaaye"
 
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Rbcl.007

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Bhai kahe ka review kaisa review sirf AP ki nahini hamari bhi fati padi hai. Ab to sala ye jaanwaron ke pass dimag to pehele se tha par itna... Aur waise bhi ab to wo suicidal ban gaya hai.... Dekhte hai kya hota hai.. Aage.. Par abhi bhi real question uska itna help kon kar raha hai. Kyun ki jo bullet proof glass hai normal wale to phir bhi thik hai par jo Hi edge technology wale hote hai jis pe bahar ke side koi joint tak na ho kholne ko.. Bohat hi rare hai isse specialized tarikhe se banaya jaata hai.. Ab to doubt aa gay hai kon wo banda hai jo itna powerfull hai ki military grade ki technique Kali ko dilwa raha hai.
 
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johnsamuri

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aab aayega is story ka flashback kuch he updates mai and can't wait to see what happend their is is like first part where AP has gotten infected with vertigo and that has redefined AP to be masterclass of all and
waiting for next update

yours john
 
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johnsamuri

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Bhai kahe ka review kaisa review sirf AP ki nahini hamari bhi fati padi hai. Ab to sala ye jaanwaron ke pass dimag to pehele se tha par itna... Aur waise bhi ab to wo suicidal ban gaya hai.... Dekhte hai kya hota hai.. Aage.. Par abhi bhi real question uska itna help kon kar raha hai. Kyun ki jo bullet proof glass hai normal wale to phir bhi thik hai par jo Hi edge technology wale hote hai jis pe bahar ke side koi joint tak na ho kholne ko.. Bohat hi rare hai isse specialized tarikhe se banaya jaata hai.. Ab to doubt aa gay hai kon wo banda hai jo itna powerfull hai ki military grade ki technique Kali ko dilwa raha hai.
you have got a point bro and answer is with one and only AP
 
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Nky

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Gajab update bhai

Ab vertigo aayegi again I think

The Flash backs of America are on the way
 
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johnsamuri

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AP bahi shyad ab resist karna na hoga bhia please compete this thing or else it will be very frustrating to contorl what happend
please it a deep humble request from my side pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


yours john
 
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