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Lawada sala ye Shital fo puri dimag se paidal dikhati hai jab bhi kand hua nikal liye chupchap udhar...
Ye bhi nhi sochana ki uske sath bhi kucch galat ho sakta hai...
Jaise deshraj wale wakye mai hua tha...
Ye bhi nhi sochana ki uske sath bhi kucch galat ho sakta hai...
Jaise deshraj wale wakye mai hua tha...
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Superb fantastic mind-blowing awesome update
Thakurain ne phir se saandh ke sath maze kar liye aur uske aur maze karwane ki taiyari me hai
Party me khood invite kiya .
Thakur ke ghar me ghusha diya hai ab thakur ki faimly chudegi
Edhar maushi ka bare me sab samajh gaye ye kisne kiya hai .
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Thakurain ne phir se saandh ke sath maze kar liye aur uske aur maze karwane ki taiyari me hai
Party me khood invite kiya .
Thakur ke ghar me ghusha diya hai ab thakur ki faimly chudegi
Edhar maushi ka bare me sab samajh gaye ye kisne kiya hai .
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UPDATE- 80
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S.O.—sale tu phir aa gaya vo bhi main gate se hi...abhi teri gaa.....aaaaaaaahhhh
Raj—Tadaaakkkkkk…..madarchod..Phate Bhosde Ki Paidayish….teri maa ko chodu..Ja, aur Jaa kar thakur se bol ki uska baap saand aaya hai..welcome karne aaye yaha.
Thappad itna jor se pada tha usko ki vo sidhe main gate se takra kar niche gira….do guuards jaldi bhagte huye andar gaye thakur ko batane…magar tab tak thakurain ne aa kar mamla sambhal liya aur apne sath hame andar le gayi…jaha darwaje par hi thakur aate huye mil gaya.
Thakur (gusse me)—Teri itni himmat ki thakur ke admiyo par hath uthaye….?
Raj—“Thakur Teri Ye Akad Ek Din Gaand Me Ghus Jayegi…Jab Tere Ghar Ki Har Aurat Saand Ke Lund Se Chud Jayegi.”
Ab aage…..
Thakur (gusse me)—apni aukat me rah ke baat kar ladke...tujhe ye pata bhi hai ki tu kisse baat kar raha hai…?…..mere ek ishare par mere admi teri boti boti kar denge.
Raj (gusse me)—Thakur, Tere kutte saand ka Laand dekhkar hi apni gaand chhupa kar bhag jayenge.
Thakurain—Just stop it….avinash pls chup ho jao…..bhaiya pls aap bhi…
Thakur (gusse me)—indu…maine to socha tha ki tujhse shanti ki baat karunga…lekin ye iss kabil hai hi nahi ki isse koi baat bhi ki jaye….iski to nasl hi gandi hai.
Raj—Thakur, Sher Chahe Kisi Bhi Nasl Ka Ho, Kutto Par Hamesha Bhari Padta Hai.
Thakurain—pls, aap dono shant ho jao..pls
Thakur (gusse me ungli dikhate huye)—bahut pachtayega tu…
Hum dono ke beech gahma gahmi hote dekh vaha thakur ke admi hatho me hathiyar liye daud kar aa gaye…sath me jyoti bhi aa gayi aur uske piche commissioner bhi.
Raj (chutki bajate huye)—Jaha ho bas usse aage mat badhna…”Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”
Iron—suna nahi tum logo ne…aage badhe to phod dalunga sab ko…gaand me bomb laga ke.
Lekin do teen admi nahi maane, vo mujh tak pahuch pate ki usse pahle hi chodu gang ne unko vahi patak ke chod diya matlab ki ruyi ki tarah dhunayi kar di…thakur bhi hamari iss himmat se shocked ho gaya…
Thakur (apne admiyo se)—piche hat jao…ye hamare mehman hain aaj.
Commissioner—tum yaha bhi aa gaye….aaj to tumhe duty join karni thi…?
Jyoti—sir aap jaiye, main dekh leti hu.
Commissioner (thakur ke sath andar jate huye)—sir aap ne usko jinda kyo chhod diya…? Maar dete sale ko yahi…
Thakur—nahi commissioner…yaha media aur press wale bhi hain…aur dusri baat .isko agar aaj maar deta to parso hone wali iski under taker se fight ka kya hoga…? Ye poori public ke samne marega under taker ke hatho…phir dekho main iski family ke sath kya kya karta hu…?
Thakurain—aaiye jyoti ji, welcome….avinash chalo andar aur pls ab andar koi bawal mat karna….andar press aur media wale bhi hain.
Jyoti—thanks madam
Raj—aa jao dosto,
Hum sab bhi thakurain ke sath andar aa gaye….jaha lawn me mahfil saji huyi thi…ek taraf jaam ka daur chal raha tha to dusri taraf kuch log khana thoonsne me lage huye the…to kuch chuchi daar bade bade gaand wali ladkiya nachte huye sapaat gaand wale ladko ki gaand se gaand takra rahi thi…kul mila kar mahfil khubsurat shabab aur sharab se saji huyi thi.
Samne stage par ek bada sa cake rakha hua tha….aur charo taraf bade bade ballons lage huye the…kuch ladies vaha baithi huyi thi jo ki thakur ke relation ki hi hongi.
Raghuhalkal (dhire se)—kya mast item hain yaar.
Jitu—haan yaar, agar inme se ek bhi pelne ko mil jaye to kasam se subah tak me usko chod chod kar bhosda bana dunga.
Siraj—chalo pahle kuch kha pee lete hain….phir main inn sab loundiyo ka pdf banaunga.
Amtul—haa bana le yaar, bahut din ho gaye, kisi ko ragde huye….main tab tak dekhta hu, shayad koi phans jaye
Iron—Sali randiyo ki kya mast gaand hai….sab ki gaand me bomb laga ke phod dunga.
Raghuhalkal—main to chala unn logo ke sath dance karne, Sali koi na koi to phansegi hi.
Raj—birthday girl kaha hai.
Thakurain—ander ready ho rahi hai…abhi thodi der me aa jayegi.
Raj—par main to gift lana hi bhul gaya.
Jyoti—main le aayi hu dono ka.
Raj—phir theek hai.
Jyoti (kaan me)—ye thakurain tumse kyo itna chipak rahi hai... ? uss din chaku maar ke bhi iska mann nahi bhara kya…? Mujhe to kuch gadbad lag rahi hai..
Raj—kuch nahi...vo ab sudhar gayi hai...tension mat lo.
Mere kuch friend stage par pahuch ke unn ladkiyo ke sath nachte huye gaand matakka karne lage jabki kuch peene me busy ho gaye lekin unn sab ka dhyan gori gori kanyayo ki badi gaand par hi tha....achanak meri nazar ek taraf khade ho kar jaam pi rahe deshraj par chali gayi,...main jaise hi uski taraf badha ki uski nazar bhi mere upar pad gayi...nazar padte hi vo glass vahi rakh ke badi tezi se bheed me ghus gaya....ye dekh kar mujhe hasi aa gayi aur main vapis lout aaya.
Thodi der baad hi vaha kuch adhunik poshak me saji dhaji sundar titliyo ka aagman hua....unme ek vandana bhi thi, jisse meri pahle hi takrar ho chuki thi college me....neelam ko bhi main pahchan gaya kyon ki ek bar maine uski gadi ka kaanch phod diya tha, tab usse bhi nok jhok huyi thi.
Uske stage par aate hi thakur bhi vaha aa gaya...lekin vikrant aur rahul kahi nahi dikhe mujhe....thakurain ne mujhe bhi stage par chalne ko kaha to main aur jyoti uske sath chale gaye.
Raj (mann me)—thakur ke ghar me maal to ekdam solid hain..bilkul mere lund pelne layak ....neelam bhi full chodne layak hai aur vandana bhi....
Thakur aur uski biwi chetna ne neelam ka hath pakad kar cake katwaya….sabne taliyo se swagat kiya…usne apne baap aur maa ko cake khilaya phir thakuraine ko….iske baad thakur vaha se nikal kar logo ke paas chala gaya….
Raj (kaan me)—maal to neelam ke sath vandana bhi full pelne layak hai.
Thakurain (dhire se)—raat me main neelam ko excite karne wali goli khila dungi….city wale bunglow me uski girls party hai aaj……tum usko pel dena vahi jee bhar ke….
Raj (kaan me)—aaj mujhe abhi ek shadi me jana hai….phir koshish karunga aane ki….tum poori taiyari kar ke rakhna..uski saheliyo ko bhi cold drink me mila kar khila dena, vo mere dosto ke pelne ke kaam aa jayengi.
Thakurain (dhire se)—theek hai.
Cake katne ke baad gift ka daur chalu ho gaya….to maine aur jyoti ne bhi neelam ko gift diye….mujhe vaha dekhte hi dono bahne chounk gayi.
Vandana—Rajjjj..! tummm…aur yahaaa….? Tum yaha aaye kaise….?
Neelam—kuch logo ki aukat to hoti nahi, bas jaha mahfil saji dikhi vahi bhikhariyo ki tarah muh utha ke chale aate hain.. huuhhh
Raj—Kuch Ladkiyo Ki Shakal Hawayi Chappal Jaisi Hoti Hai…..Lekin Baate Wo Hawayi Jahaj Wali Karti Hain….Choot Hai Na Choochi, Baate Oonchi Oonchi.
Thakurin—ye kya hai neelam…aur tum bhi vandana….? Avinash ye chetna bhabhi hain, neelam ki maa…ye shanti bhabhi hain meri dusri bhabhi aur ye mandakini bhabhi hain, vandana ki mummy….aur bhabhi ye acp avinash hai…aur ye avinash ki bahan jyoti hai…ye bhi police me hain.
Vandana (shocked mann me)—Raj aur ACP Avinashh….? Bua raj ko acp avinash kyo kah rahi hain…?
Thakurain ne mera parichay apne poore thakur pariwar se karaya….mujhe sabhi ke chehro par ghamand dikhayi diya, vo sab aise mujhse mile jaise ki main koi bimari hu….sirf thakur ki dusri biwi shanti ne achche se jawab diya…uska swabhav mujhe baki sabse best laga.
Raj (dhire se)—ab chalta hu….aadhi raat ke baad aunga vaha...sath me tumhe bhi pelunga.
Thakurain (dhire se)—main intazar karungi....main to kahti hu bhaiya se hath mila lo...to asani se sab ki pel loge.
Hame mama ki shadi me bhi pahuchna tha to hum vaha se jane lage...maine apni chodu gang ko sath le kar vaha se nikal pada magar jate jate phir se thakur se mulaqat ho hi gayi .. vo mujhe itni der se thakurain ke sath dekh kar vaise hi jal bhun chuka tha.
Thakur—mera paltu kutta ban ja...salamat rahega...warna kutte ki mout mara jayega...aur haan, meri bahan se door hi rahna aaj ke baad..samjha.
Raj—thakur, Bade bujurg kah gaye hain ki…
100 Kadam, Saand Se…
2 Kadam, Raand Se..
Aur
10 Kadam. Bawli Gaand Se......Hamesha Door Hi Raho.
Hum haweli se bahar nikal gaye…main jyoti ke sath tha jabki meri team meri wali gadi par thi…thakur hame jate huye dekhta rah gaya….jyoti ka muh latka hua tha.
Raj—kya baat hai darling tum itni udas kyo lag rahi ho….?
Jyoti—tum uss thakurain se itna chipak kyo rahe the…? Mujhe bilkul achcha nahi laga…main to sirf tumhari vajah se yaha aayi thi.
Raj—ohhh to ye baat hai.
Maine jyoti ke doodh pakad kar dabate huye uske hotho ko chum liya….usne koi virodh nahi kiya, chupchap apne doodh dabwati rahi raste bhar…jyoti ko aram se doodh dabwate dekh maine uski pant ki chain khol kar uski bur se khelne laga city aate aate hi vo jhad gayi…
Jyoti—main ab ghar jaungi.
Raj—kyo shadi me nahi chalna kya.... ?
Jyoti—mere kapde kharab kar diye hain tumne....kal aungi.
Raj—theek hai.
Jyoti—dekho raj tumhe jitna karne ka mann kare na to mujhe kar liya karo…pata nahi kyo lekin tumhe kisi aur ladki ke sath main nahi dekh pati hu….tum kahoge to main 24 ghante tumhare niche nangi leti rahne ko bhi taiyar hu…
Raj—ok kal jarur aana..
Jyoti—hmmm…aur ab koi jhagda mat karna shadi me….I Love you raj.
Mere ek bar kahne par usne khud hi apne doodh nange kar diye…maine kuch der unko piya aur phir city aate hi vo ghar chali gayi aur main apni team ke sath shadi me aa gaya….jaha shadi ka program abhi abhi start hone wala tha…vaise bhi aaj kal shadi aadhi raat se pahle shuru hi kaha hoti hai.
Santu—raj beta, tum kaha rah gaye the…?
Raj—kuch nahi mama ji, vo gadi beech me kharab ho gayi thi.
Santu—koi baat nahi, ab kahi gayab mat hona aur koi lafda mat karna.
Raj—ok mama ji vaise shadi me koun koun aaya hai….?
Santu—sab gents hi hain.
Raj—ok mama ji
Santu—theek main chalta hu...shadi ka intazam dekhta hu.
Gaon ki shadiyo me ladies barat me nahi jati..abhi iska chalan nahi hai vaha....chodu gang aate hi bur ki jugad me lag gayi, tabhi mujhe lalita mousi ka vo bhatija bhi dikh gaya jo poli ke piche piche ghum raha tha.
Raj—yaaro iss lawde ka dhyan rakhna....ye madarchod barsati medhak ki tarah fudak raha hai ladkiyo ke piche piche.
Amtul—chinta mat kar yaar....abhi hum ja ke uske lawde ko nunni banate hain….chodu gang ke hote huye koi dusra kaise ladkiyo ko line maar sakta hai….aisa hum bilkul nahi hone denge.
Raj—ok, jao...ghar ki ladkiyo ko chhod kar baki jo bhi mil jaye patak ke chod dalo....aur haa ek jagah bur ka jugad hai , baad me chalenge tab tak kisi ko yaha patak ke maza le lo....aur agar koi jyada chu cha kare to madarchod ki gaand tod dena.
Raghuhalkal—ye huyi na dosto wali baat.
Tabhi poli ki nazar bhi mere upar pad gayi to vo khush ho kar mere paas aa gayi...poli ko idhar aate dekh kar gulli bhi uske piche aane laga magar beech me hi uska samna chodu gang se ho gaya.
Siraj—abe kanchodra..tu kaha ja raha hai.... ? ab to tera pdf aur gif dono banega.
Gulli—koun ho tum log aur tamiz se baat karo...tum jante nahi ki main koun hu.... ?
Jitu—chalo iss sale ko udhar andhere me le chalte hain.
Gulli—ye kya badatmizi hai...chhodo mujhe...kaha le ja rahe ho....ye theek nahi kar rahe ho tum log...
Amtul—ye madarchod aise nahi manega...sale jyada chillaya to muh me lund ghused denge abhi...nahi to chupchap chal hamare sath...udhar andhere me...galat mat soch tere sath vo nahi karenge jo tu soch raha hai.
Poli—koun hai ye…kab se pareshan kiye ja raha hai mujhe ye kamina….
Raj—kuch nahi gandmara hai vo….uski chhodo..ab vo kabhi tumhe pareshan nahi karega….vaise tum bahut hot lag rahi ho.
Poli—rahne do…main kab se saj dhaj kar tumhe dhoond rahi thi…aur tum ho ki ab aa rahe ho.
Raj—ab to aa gaya na…chal kahi ek round ho jaye jaldi se..bahut mann kar raha hai tujhe chodne ka.
Poli—kyaaa…? Lekin yaha jagah kaha hai....kaha karoge... ?
Raj—tera gaon hai...jagah ka jugad tu hi kar...mujhe to bas teri bur chahiye aur vo bhi abhi...bol degi kya... ?
Poli—raj tum bhi na...milte hi haal chaal tak kuch pucha nahi, sidhe meri chahiye janab ko.
Raj—isme puchna kya hai...chaal teri mast hai aur ye dekh kar haal mera kharab hai...ab jaldi se kuch jugad kar jisse main teri bur chod ke apna haal theek karu aur teri chaal bigad du.
Poli—ruko do minute yahi…main dekh kar aati hu.
Poli vaha se chali gayi aur lagbhag dus minute baad vapis aayi....
Raj—hua kuch jugad.... ?
Poli—bagal me chachi ka ghar hai..vaha koi nahi hai abhi, sab yaha shadi me hain...chalo jaldi aur jyada time mat lagana.
Main poli ke sath chala gaya uski bur ko bhosda banane.....
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