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Tiwari_baba
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kahan hai update.... mujhe nhi dikhaThanks
Thanks for waiting
Update aj bhor raat ko.
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firefox420
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Flash
Jab bua jangho pe malam laga rahi thi tab mera **** todha erect ho geya aur jab bua ne ye notice kiya tab me saram se pani pani hone laga aur bua jaldi jaldi Malam laga ke kapde pahen ke muje rest karne ko keh kar niche chali gayi. Aur me rest karne laga aur phirse gham me dub geya.
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Kab me so geya pata na chala. Jab me nind se uta tab dopeher ke 3 baj gaye the. Phir main kuch der bite huye waqt ko yad kiya phir khudko samet kar fresh hoke niche chala geya. Waha Bua sofe pe beth ke tv dekh rahi thi main bhi unke pas jake beth geya.
Kamya:- ut geya mera beta.
Main:- ha bua. Apne muje jagaya kyun nehi.
Kamya:- bas mene sochi ki tuje thakan ke wajase itni jyada nind aya he. Ye sab chod ab khane ke liye chal. Muje bohot bhuk lagi hain.
Main:- kya apne abi tak nehi khaya?.
Kamya:- nehi me tere bina akeli kese kha leti.
Phir ham dono Dopeher ka bhojan Karte he aur main apne room me ajata hun. Aur phir dub jata hun gham me.
Esse hi 2 mahina bit jata hain mera School bhi kul chuka tha. Me sidha school jata hun aur sidha ghar ata hun, dosto se bhi jyada baat nehi karta, aur ghar me toh jyadatar apne room me rahta hun bas kuch khoye khoye se.
Ek Sham ke naste ke baad jab me room me beth ke padai kar raha tha tab bua mere pas ayi aur mere bed pe beth gayi.
Kamya:- Kashi jara mere pas ake bethna.
Main cupchap unke pas jake beth geya.
Kamya:- Main kuch dino se dekh rahi hun ki tum har waqt apne me khoye rehte ho. Kya baat he muje batao.
Main:- essa kuch nehi hain bua.
Kamya:- kya tum muje bhi nehi bataoge.
Main:- essa kuch nehi hain bas anewale exams ko leke todha pareshan hun.
Kuch pal sant rehta hun jab bua kuch nehi bolti toh me unke tarap muh uta ke dekhta hun ki bua ke ankho me anshu the.
Maine jatse unke ansshu ponche ne lagta hun.
Main:- ap kyun ro rahi hain?
Kamya:- main roun na to kya nachun? Tujse ek baat puchi aur tu muje hi gol gol ghuma raha hain.
Main:- sorry bua.
Kamya(hard voice):- ab tum sidhe sidhe bolte ho ya me tumhe koi madad karun.
Kuch pal baad
Main:- Bua baat ye he ki hamare kheton se jo pesa ata he usse udari chukane me muje 7 saal lag jayenge. Bas yehi mera tension hain.
Kamya:- dusri baat.
Main:- aur koi.
Kamya(bich me):- agar kan khichay karwane ka jarurat mehsus na ho to jo mene pucha he uska sahi sahi jawab do.
Main rote huye bua ke gale lag geya. Fir kuch der tak me rota raha jab me todha sant huya tab bua ne mere anshu ponche.
Kamya:- kya huya batao.
Main:- didi ne kiyun essa kiya. Aur maa chacha.
Unohone ek bar bhi na socha mere bareme. Main kama nehi sakta toh kya mera itna bhi hak nehi. Kya main itna gayr guzar hun.
Kamya:- Ha tu itna hi gayr guzra he. Tu kamata nehi tu kabi khudke pero pe khadha ho payega ki nehi iska koi atapata nehi. Dusre ko sambal na chor khudke jivan bhi ji payega ki nehi itna bhi surity nehi hain toh esse me Nimmo ki shadi karke kya galat kiya? Peso ke wande ho gaye the. Upar se baap bhi nehi hain, sare kheti ke jamin girwi he. Koi madad ke liye tayar nehi essi anischayata se bhari samay me agar accha ghar mile toh uski shadi na karake ghar betha ke rakegi toh baad me kya bhikari ko apni beti hath deti.
Bua ki baat sunke mere dil pe hazaro chaku chalne lage. Muje unke baato se bura nehi lag rahata muje dil me chub raha tha khudke sachai ko jankar. Bua ki har ek baat 100 me 100% sach he. Mere ankho me besomar dard ke anshu tha. Dil is baat se ro raha tha ki sirf mere wajah se ye sab huya he.
Main(anshu ponchte huye):- lekin kamse kam Nimmo di toh muje bata sakti thi. Kya itna hi pyar karti hain mujse??
Kamya:- nehi wo tujse bohot pyar karti hain. Aur wo ghar ki badi santan he isliye halat aur apne pariwar ke bareme sochti huyi usne mana nehi kiya.
Main:- toh kya main unke liye koi mayine nehi rakta. Kya itna hi pyar he mujse ki muje unke kamjori samaj ke muje nehi bataya.
Kamya:- essi baat.
Main(bich me):- muje aur kuch nehi sun-na unke bareme.
Kamya:- tik he. Aur muje maf karde tuje me itna bura.
Main(bich me):- apne kuch galat nehi kaha. Bas muje sachai se milaya he. Ap mafi mat mango.
Kamya(nam ankho se):- tu sach me samajdar ban geya he mera beta. Ummah.
Aur mere sar pe chum leti hai. Uske baad anshu ponch ke.
Kamya:- agar me tuje kuch kahun toh tu bura to nehi manega na.
Main:- kabhi nehi.
Kamya:- dekha jaye toh sab kuch tere wajah huya he. Agar tu kamjor na hota toh uski shadi na hoti aur nahi tu Jamindaar ke bhai se pitke ata.
Mene apna sar jhuka liya sharam se.
Kamya(kadak awaj me):- kya ladkiyo ki tarah sar jhuka ke betha he idhar dekh.
Main unki aur dekne laga.
Kamya(kadak awaj):- Mard ban mard. Esse khayero ki tarah bhagke ane ke wajai pitke aa. Rone ke wajai rula ke aa. Jo koi sochga usse tu karke dikha. Jaha par kisika himmat tut jaye waha par tu himmat se age bar. Tab jake tu Mard banega. Tab jake sabko anbhuti hoga ki tu ek Mard he. Tu kisi bhi halat ko sambalne ke upoyukt he.
Main bas bua ko dekhta raha.
Kamya(pyar se):- Dekh beta kya ho chuka he usse soch kar ham apne jivan toh jina nehi chod sakte. Islie hame kya karna he wo sochna he. Tuje ab khud kuch karke dikhana hoga. Tuje apne pero pe khada hona hoga.
Main:- Bua ap jo bhi bol rahi hain wo main banke rahunga. Khudko sabit karke dikhaunga ki main bhi insan hun. Main kamjor nehi mujme bhi hummat he.
Kamya:- yeh huyi na baat. Ab ye sab chod aur mera ek jaruri baat sun.
Main:- han bua boliye.
Kamya:- Dekh main tuje esse nehi dekh sakta. Aur agar tu essa hi raha toh tere padai me bohot bura prabwab padne wala he. So main tuje 10,00,000/= dungi tu jamin chudake la.
Main herat se bua ko dekhne laga aur muje tab hosh aya jab bua ne muje hilakar kaha.
Kamya:- kya huya.
Main:- nehi main apse pese nehi le sakta.
Kamya:- kyun?
Main:- main apko mere pareshani me nehi ghasitna chahta. Aur to aur agar apse pesa liya toh ap problem me fas jayengi aur mera koi atapata nehi hain ki main chuka bhi paunga ki nehi.
Kamya(chota smile):- main koi problem me nehi fasunga aur tuje muje wapas pese nehi dene padenge.
Main(heran):- essa kyun?
Kamya:- kyuki tere Dadaji yani ki mere pitaji ne marte waqt tere liye 10,00,000/= bank me rakh ke gaye the mere jariye. Aur wo ab 13,00,000/= ban chuka he. Aur muje kehke gaye the ki jab tu bada ho jaye aur samajdar ban jaye tab main tuje ye pese dun tere dadaji ke tarap se ek upohar hain.
Main:- ap jhut bol rahi hain.
Kamya:- main sach bol rahi hun. Maa ki *******.
Main:- fir bhi nehi le sakta.
Kamya:- kyun?
Main:- kyunki ye mere pese nehi hain.
Kamya:- are mere bole kashi ye terehi pese he. Pitaji ne pyar se rakh ke gaye he. Pitaji ne sabko sab kuch diya bas ek tere papa ko kuch na diya ya yun kahe Bhai ko jarurat nehi tha kyunki bhai pitaji ke kheti bari ke dekhbal karke jivan chala ne ka tha liya tha. Isliye tere bhavisya ke bareme soch kar ye pese mere pas rakhe the. Aur ab tuje in peso ki jarurat he jo ki mera farz banta he tere pese tuje dena ka.
Main:- main
Kamy(bich me):- jyada me me mat kar chup chap jo bola he wo kar. Tuje abi jo kaha bhul geya kya.
Main:- nehi bua main nehi bhula. Main apko mard banke dikhaunga. Tik he main pese lunga lekin wapas bhi karunga kyunki agar ye pese apke pas rahe toh sayad aur kissi din esse hi halat me mere ya apke kam aye.
Kamya:- nehi wapas karne ke jarurat nehi wo sab tere pese he. Agar kabi esse halat bane toh main jab tak jinda hun tabtak tere sath khada rahunga.
Main(rote huye):- ap kahi nehi jayengi muje chodke.
Aur me unse lipat geya.
Bua muje todhi der gale laga rakhi phir muje alag kar anshu ponche.
Kamya:- are pagal me to esse bol rahi thi ki main tere har kadam pe sath dunga.
Main:- tik he. Lekin main apko pese wapas lautaunga aur isa baat pe koi behes nehi chalega. Han.
Kamya:- jyada chalak mat ban.
Main:- muje kuch nehi pata. Aur ye hamare secret rahenge. Mere absences me agar kabi mere familywalon ko bhohot jyada jarurat pade tab ap ye pese ke raaj khulengi.
Kamya:- Achha tik he. Ab chal Dinner ka waqt hone wala he. Niche chal. Baki ka padayi kal karlena. Tera uncle ata hi hoga.
Main:- kya uncle abi bhi nehi aye. Aj itne late kyun?
Kamya:- tere uncle pichle ded mahine se office se 8 baje ke baad ghar ate he. Aur tuje kese pata hoga. Tu toh devdas bana huya tha.
Main:- sorry bua.
Kamya:- koi baat nahi bas kabhi dukhi mat hona. Hame tuje udas ya dukhi dekh kar bohot dukh hota he. ab niche chal.
Phir ham dono niche ajate he. Me sofe pe beth ke tv dekhne lagta hun aur bua kitchen me chali jati he. Kuch der baad uncle bhi ghar ajate he aur fresh hoke sofe pe beth jate he.
Uncle:- kya baat he aj hamara beta tv dekh raha he. Kahi koi sapna toh nehi.
Main:- essa kyun uncle?
Uncle:- bhai jab tum pichle kuch mahino se tv dekhna band kar diya toh mene socha ki tumne tv na dekne ki brat le liya he isliye.
Main:- sorry uncle.
Uncle:- koi baat nehi. Bas khus raho. Koi pareshani ho toh hame batao taki hame bhi madad kar ke khusi mile.
Main:- tik he uncle.
Uske baad ham sab milke khana khate he aur. Apne apne room me sone chale jate he.
Abhi muje lete huye kuch der hi huya tha ki bua mere pas ake let gayi.
Kamya:- Kya huya. Kya soch raha he.
Main:- kuch nehi bua ji. Bas bite huye pal ko yad kar raha tha.
Kamya:- Ab ye sab chod aur sun Ab tuje Chalak,Chatur,Dimagwala aur sahtir admi ban na he.
Main:- kyun?
Kamya:- kyunki main chahti hun ki. Tu essa mard bane jisse harana kisike bas me nehi ho. Sivay pyar ke.
Main:- tik he bua ap jessa kaho gi wesa hoga.
Kamya:- hmm.
Main:- accha bua didilog kabi hostel se nehi ati kya.
Kamya:- ati he. Lekin jab wo dono yaha ati he ya toh tu school tour pe hota he ya school me hota he.
Main:- bad luck chidailoke darshan na huya.
Choti smile ke sath mere balo pe hath per deti he.
Kamya:- badmash. Wo chudaile nehi tere behne he.
Main:- Bahne he lekin jo ladkiya insano ki dimag khati he unhe chudail hi kehte he. he na. Heheheheh.
Kamya:- hahahahaha. Tu nehi sudhrega. Ye sab chod ab ye bata ki kab ja raha he gaon.
Main:- gaon? Kis liye?
Kamya:- itni jaldi bhul geya. Are jamine chudane ke liye.
Main:- are han. Uske liye 2 din baad jaunga. Ap ghar par mat kehna. Tik he.
Kamya:- accha tik he. Lekin kyun?
Main:- bas muje nehi pata kyun.
Kamya:- accha ye sab chod ye bata ki abki baar school me top ayega na??
Main:- Sabka ****** raha toh me jarur top ayunga.
Kamya:- hamare ****** hamesa tere sath he. Chal ab so ja.
Phir ham dono so jate he. Aur kho jate he nind ke sagar me.
is update mein kayi jagah karuna ke dwara kahi gayi baat mein spelling mistakes hai ... jaise ki karunga , jaaunga ... male / female speech error
Kb ayega bhaiNext update aj bhor raat ko
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firefox420
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Main india mai hi rahta hu mere bhai or wo bhi rajsthan main.....50acer jamin ka matlab hota takriban 2lakh se uper square meter......Yahan tak ki bharat ka sabse bada national park gir bhi 1400 square meter se kuch hi jyada main basa hua hai......Agar thodi bhi geography ke baare main jaanne ki koshish karoge to aapko jawab mil jaaega baaki aapki marji.....aa a reader mujhe ek baat galat lagi to maine aapko bata di.....mere dost raja mahrajao ke time main unka rajya bhi 50acer ka nahi hua karta tha.....sorry main tumhe neeche dikhane ya apni baat manwane ke liye jhuthe tathy nahi de raha aap chahe to meri baat ko parakhane ke liye Google kar sakte hai...
vijay bhai 50 acre kaha hai 50 hectare nahi kaha .... hamare khud ke paas 40 acre jameen hai .. aur hamare area mein kuch to hamse bhi bade kisan hai .. jinke paas 100 acre se bhi jyaada hai .. haryana mein muzhe ek ladkne ne bataya tha ki uske pariwaar mein 200 acre se jyaada jameen hai ...
firefox420
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Aur ek baat hamare yeha yani india me 50 acre ki ek khet kisi ke pas nehin he. Lekin america me ye aam si baat he. Toh 50 acre ko logically ek khet man na juth nehi he aur India me toh ye sambab nehi he . Ye me manta hun.
duniya ka sabse bada kisan New Zealand mein hai .. aur uske fields (khet) kayi - kayi hectare ka ek hai ...
aur US mein bhi jo kisan hai Texas / nevada state ya australia state mein unke paas jo jameene hai vo kayi - kayi kilometer tak faili hui hai ...
