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Jab maine unhe bataya ki maine store aur makan kharid liya hai tu mom aur Neha bahut khush hui aur donon uthkar mujhse gale lag gai aur jor se mujhe jakad liya tu main apane aap ko duniya ka khushnasib insaan samjhane laga ki do khubsurat mahilaon ne mujhe jakad rakha hai.
Neha mujrase kahane lagi, "bhaiya to fir kab party de rahe ho,"
A: Jab tumhara man chahe
N: to fir aaj hi party do
A: theek hai to fir taiyar ho jao chalo chalte hain party karenge
N: lekin Masi ko tu chot lag gai hai
AM: aap log jao Main Ghar per hi rahungi
N: aisa kaise ho sakta hai mausi agar jayenge to sabhi jaenge nahin to koi nahin jaaega
AM: beta samjha Karo aap log jao Main Ghar per hi rahun gi
A: Neha tum kya kar taiyar ho Main Tumhari masi ko abhi theek kar deta hun
Neha ke jaane ke bad main mum ki ungaliyon ko jis per garam garam lag gaya tha unke piche se sehalane laga to mom ko bhi achcha lagne laga aur aur mum ka hath pakde pakde unki aankhon mein jaate hue maine kaha
A: aapko kya lagta hai main party Neha ko de raha hun nahin yah party sirf aur sirf main aapki shan mein de raha hun
AM: kya matlab party sirf meri shan mein de rahe ho.
A: aapane bilkul sahi farmaya aur aur iske aage aap kuchh nahin kahenge yah Meri aapse vinati hai
AM: Kya Mujhe aise hi le jaaoge ja mujhe bhi taiyar hone ka mauka doge
A: aap kaisi baten karti ho agar aap taiyar hona chahti hai tu bilkul shauk se hoye vaise ek baat aapko Bata dun ki aap har samay khili rahti hi aur aapko tu taiyar hone ki bhi jarurat nahin
AM: tumhara kahane ka kya matlab hai
A: aap to ek natural beauty Hain jisse taiyar hone ki jarurat hi nahin hain
AM: bus bus Rekha ke sath rahkar kuchh jyada hi flirt Karne laga hai
A: (masoom sa chehra banate hue) aap bhi kya baat karti ho ek to main aapki tarif kar raha hun aur aap hi ki mujhe kuchh bhi kah deti ho.
AM: are are Mera Babu Mujhse naraj ho gaya
A: main aur aap se naraj kabhi sapne mein bhi nahin ho sakta
AM: han sahi kah raha hai, Rekha yahan nahin hai to socha mujhse hi kam chala le
A: kya mom aap bhi kahan Masi ko bich mein le aayi, Main to aapki khubsurti ki baat kar raha hun aur aap apne aap ko bahut kam karke aank rahi ho, aap apne aap ko kahan mausi se compare kar rahi ho aapki khubsurti ke samne to kuchh bhi nahin hai
AM: abhi Rekha wapas aa jayegi tu mujhe bhul jaega ki Main kaun hun FIR to Rekha ke hi aage piche ghumega
A: aap aisa kyon soch rahi hai, main to yahan aana bhi nahin chahta tha aapane hi Mujhe jabardasti yanha bheja aur ab aapko yahi sab chubhne laga hai. main ab yahan nahin rahane wala kyunki ki main dekh raha hun ki aapko Mera yahan rahana bura lag raha hai
AM: Mujhe tumhara rahana agar bura lagta to fir main kyon aati yahan per, main to sirf itna kaha hai Rekha ke rahte hue tum mujhe bhul jaate ho
A: main aapko kaise bhul sakta hun, aap meri mom hai aur aur sabse badi baat aap kitni acchi hain yah aap bhi nahin janti aur upar se aap ek swarg se uttari apsra ki tarah hain
AM: chal chal Meri jhuthi tarif na kar
A: aapko Meri tarif jhuthi lag rahi hai tu ek kam karte Hain aap mere sath Bahar chaliye aur kisi ko batane ki jarurat nahin hai ki aap meri mom hain aur khud Jaan lijiyega ki main Jo kah Raha hun vah Sach hai ya jhooth
AM: Matlab ki Ham party mein jaenge lekin maa beta bankar nahin
A: han bilkul
AM: Fir kya bankar jaenge
A: kuchh bhi nahin
AM: matlab
A: Ham kuchh bhi bankar nahin jaenge, main ek ladka aur aap ek ladki, Fir dekhiae log hamen kis rishte se pukarte hain, aapko pata lag jaega
AM: Mujhe manjur hai lekin yah to batao ham ek dusre ko kaise sambodhit karenge Jab Ham maa beta nahin hai tu
A: ismein kya mushkil hai aapko to koi pareshani hai nahin kyunki aap mujhe Amit kehkar pukar sakti hain, samasya to sirf Mere liye hai kyunki main aapko Mom kahkar nahin bula sakta
AM: Fir kaise bulaoge
A: aap uski chinta na Karen main aapko aap keh kar sambodhit karunga jisse kisi ko pata nahin lagega
AM: vaise agar tum chaho aaj mujhe mere naam 'Sarita' se bula sakte
A: thank you very much vaise Mujhe lagta nahin ki iski jarurat padegi, aap pareshan Na Ho aur aap taiyar ho jaaiye main aapka intezar karunga
AM: kyon Tum taiyar nahin hoge
A: are Mujhe kya taiyar hona hai main to pahle se hi taiyar hun
AM: abhi Rekha hoti to fatafat taiyar hone jaate aur main kah rahi hun to kuchh nahin
A: aap to khaamkaha naraj Ho jaati hain, agar aap ki jaisi marji hai main bhi abhi taiyar ho jata hu
Fir ham donon vahan se taiyar hone ke liye chale gaye aur thodi der bad main taiyar hokar hall mein aa gaya aur un sab ka wait karne laga
Mom jab aayi to gazab dha rahi thi, aise taiyar ho kar aayi thi jaise ki apane priyatam ko rijhane aai ho.
Sarita (mom) mere pass aa ke baith jaati hai, kali sari mein sangemarmar se tarasha hua badan. Main usko dekhta hi reh jaata hu, Sarita sharma ke nazren niche juka leti hai
‘ aise kya dekh raha hai besharm’
‘an ann kuch nahin bas dekh raha hun aap kitni sundar ho’
‘ maa ko aise nahin bolte’
‘kyun kya maa aurat nahin hoti aur aurat ki tareef to koi bhi kar sakta hai’
‘ par bête ko is tarha dekhne ki izazat nahin hoti’
Main Sarita ke haath ko pakad chum leta hai, Sarita ke jism mein romach bharne lagta hai, panty gili hone lagti hai ‘ ahhhhhhhh nahin’
Veh uth kar Neha ke pass chali jaati hai aur Main uski matakti hui gand ko dekhta hi reh jaata hai aur ek lambi saans khinch kar sofe pe baith jaata hu.
Jab Mom Neha ke saath bahar aati to unhe dekh Mera gala sukhne lagta hai. Neha ne keval ek chota top aage ki tarf ek phool ki tarha ganth bandh kar pehna hua tha uske adhe uroz bahar jhalak rahe the, aur top sirf urozon ko mushkil se dhak raha tha , gol aur gehri nabhi kisi ke bhi lund mein tufan la use chatakne pe majbur kar de, bahut hi choti nicker jo sirf uski gand aur chut ko cover kar rahi thi, patli gori lambi tange hai dil kar raha tha ki abhi chatne lag jaaun,
Neha ka jaanleva roop aaj to kehar daha raha tha.
Donon nagin ki tarha bal khati hui mere karib aati hai aur main to pasina pasina hua jaa raha tha kis ko dekhun kis ko na dekhun dil ki dharkan itni tez ho gai thi ki aisa lag raha tha ku donon uski avaz sun apne hontho pe hasi ko aane se na rok pai.
Main unki hansi sunkar jaise hi hosh mein aaya aur vanha se bahar nikal jaata hu, piche donon hi khilkhilakar has rahi thi aur haste hue bahar aa jaati hai, Main sar jhukai car ke pass khada tha, donon mand mand muskati rehti hain aur mere pass aa jati hain tu maine unse Raman ke bare me puchha tu vo donon kehne lagi ki vo bas aa raha hai, lekin uska party me jane ka man nahi hain aur usko raste me Heena ke paas chodna hai. Mujhe accha tu nahi laga lekin bacche ki zid ke aage kiski chalti hai.
Jab Raman bahar aaya tu maine usse puccha ki 'kya baat hai, jo party me nahi aana chahte" tu usne kaha ki vo boar ho jata hai isliye vo Heena di ke.paas rehega aur uske sath Pizza ki party karega. Maine kaha ki ham raat ko lait ho jayenge tu usne kaha ki 'chinta na karo, main raat ko vanhi so jaunga, aap aaram se enjoy karo' Maine use Thanks kaha aur fir car me baithkar ham pehle Heena ke ghar par Raman ko chhodha aur fir ham ek five star hotel me janha par maine phone par hi table book karva li thi, chal pade.
Jab maine unhe bataya ki maine store aur makan kharid liya hai tu mom aur Neha bahut khush hui aur donon uthkar mujhse gale lag gai aur jor se mujhe jakad liya tu main apane aap ko duniya ka khushnasib insaan samjhane laga ki do khubsurat mahilaon ne mujhe jakad rakha hai.
Neha mujrase kahane lagi, "bhaiya to fir kab party de rahe ho,"
A: Jab tumhara man chahe
N: to fir aaj hi party do
A: theek hai to fir taiyar ho jao chalo chalte hain party karenge
N: lekin Masi ko tu chot lag gai hai
AM: aap log jao Main Ghar per hi rahungi
N: aisa kaise ho sakta hai mausi agar jayenge to sabhi jaenge nahin to koi nahin jaaega
AM: beta samjha Karo aap log jao Main Ghar per hi rahun gi
A: Neha tum kya kar taiyar ho Main Tumhari masi ko abhi theek kar deta hun
Neha ke jaane ke bad main mum ki ungaliyon ko jis per garam garam lag gaya tha unke piche se sehalane laga to mom ko bhi achcha lagne laga aur aur mum ka hath pakde pakde unki aankhon mein jaate hue maine kaha
A: aapko kya lagta hai main party Neha ko de raha hun nahin yah party sirf aur sirf main aapki shan mein de raha hun
AM: kya matlab party sirf meri shan mein de rahe ho.
A: aapane bilkul sahi farmaya aur aur iske aage aap kuchh nahin kahenge yah Meri aapse vinati hai
AM: Kya Mujhe aise hi le jaaoge ja mujhe bhi taiyar hone ka mauka doge
A: aap kaisi baten karti ho agar aap taiyar hona chahti hai tu bilkul shauk se hoye vaise ek baat aapko Bata dun ki aap har samay khili rahti hi aur aapko tu taiyar hone ki bhi jarurat nahin
AM: tumhara kahane ka kya matlab hai
A: aap to ek natural beauty Hain jisse taiyar hone ki jarurat hi nahin hain
AM: bus bus Rekha ke sath rahkar kuchh jyada hi flirt Karne laga hai
A: (masoom sa chehra banate hue) aap bhi kya baat karti ho ek to main aapki tarif kar raha hun aur aap hi ki mujhe kuchh bhi kah deti ho.
AM: are are Mera Babu Mujhse naraj ho gaya
A: main aur aap se naraj kabhi sapne mein bhi nahin ho sakta
AM: han sahi kah raha hai, Rekha yahan nahin hai to socha mujhse hi kam chala le
A: kya mom aap bhi kahan Masi ko bich mein le aayi, Main to aapki khubsurti ki baat kar raha hun aur aap apne aap ko bahut kam karke aank rahi ho, aap apne aap ko kahan mausi se compare kar rahi ho aapki khubsurti ke samne to kuchh bhi nahin hai
AM: abhi Rekha wapas aa jayegi tu mujhe bhul jaega ki Main kaun hun FIR to Rekha ke hi aage piche ghumega
A: aap aisa kyon soch rahi hai, main to yahan aana bhi nahin chahta tha aapane hi Mujhe jabardasti yanha bheja aur ab aapko yahi sab chubhne laga hai. main ab yahan nahin rahane wala kyunki ki main dekh raha hun ki aapko Mera yahan rahana bura lag raha hai
AM: Mujhe tumhara rahana agar bura lagta to fir main kyon aati yahan per, main to sirf itna kaha hai Rekha ke rahte hue tum mujhe bhul jaate ho
A: main aapko kaise bhul sakta hun, aap meri mom hai aur aur sabse badi baat aap kitni acchi hain yah aap bhi nahin janti aur upar se aap ek swarg se uttari apsra ki tarah hain
AM: chal chal Meri jhuthi tarif na kar
A: aapko Meri tarif jhuthi lag rahi hai tu ek kam karte Hain aap mere sath Bahar chaliye aur kisi ko batane ki jarurat nahin hai ki aap meri mom hain aur khud Jaan lijiyega ki main Jo kah Raha hun vah Sach hai ya jhooth
AM: Matlab ki Ham party mein jaenge lekin maa beta bankar nahin
A: han bilkul
AM: Fir kya bankar jaenge
A: kuchh bhi nahin
AM: matlab
A: Ham kuchh bhi bankar nahin jaenge, main ek ladka aur aap ek ladki, Fir dekhiae log hamen kis rishte se pukarte hain, aapko pata lag jaega
AM: Mujhe manjur hai lekin yah to batao ham ek dusre ko kaise sambodhit karenge Jab Ham maa beta nahin hai tu
A: ismein kya mushkil hai aapko to koi pareshani hai nahin kyunki aap mujhe Amit kehkar pukar sakti hain, samasya to sirf Mere liye hai kyunki main aapko Mom kahkar nahin bula sakta
AM: Fir kaise bulaoge
A: aap uski chinta na Karen main aapko aap keh kar sambodhit karunga jisse kisi ko pata nahin lagega
AM: vaise agar tum chaho aaj mujhe mere naam 'Sarita' se bula sakte
A: thank you very much vaise Mujhe lagta nahin ki iski jarurat padegi, aap pareshan Na Ho aur aap taiyar ho jaaiye main aapka intezar karunga
AM: kyon Tum taiyar nahin hoge
A: are Mujhe kya taiyar hona hai main to pahle se hi taiyar hun
AM: abhi Rekha hoti to fatafat taiyar hone jaate aur main kah rahi hun to kuchh nahin
A: aap to khaamkaha naraj Ho jaati hain, agar aap ki jaisi marji hai main bhi abhi taiyar ho jata hu
Fir ham donon vahan se taiyar hone ke liye chale gaye aur thodi der bad main taiyar hokar hall mein aa gaya aur un sab ka wait karne laga
Mom jab aayi to gazab dha rahi thi, aise taiyar ho kar aayi thi jaise ki apane priyatam ko rijhane aai ho.
Sarita (mom) mere pass aa ke baith jaati hai, kali sari mein sangemarmar se tarasha hua badan. Main usko dekhta hi reh jaata hu, Sarita sharma ke nazren niche juka leti hai
‘ aise kya dekh raha hai besharm’
‘an ann kuch nahin bas dekh raha hun aap kitni sundar ho’
‘ maa ko aise nahin bolte’
‘kyun kya maa aurat nahin hoti aur aurat ki tareef to koi bhi kar sakta hai’
‘ par bête ko is tarha dekhne ki izazat nahin hoti’
Main Sarita ke haath ko pakad chum leta hai, Sarita ke jism mein romach bharne lagta hai, panty gili hone lagti hai ‘ ahhhhhhhh nahin’
Veh uth kar Neha ke pass chali jaati hai aur Main uski matakti hui gand ko dekhta hi reh jaata hai aur ek lambi saans khinch kar sofe pe baith jaata hu.
Jab Mom Neha ke saath bahar aati to unhe dekh Mera gala sukhne lagta hai. Neha ne keval ek chota top aage ki tarf ek phool ki tarha ganth bandh kar pehna hua tha uske adhe uroz bahar jhalak rahe the, aur top sirf urozon ko mushkil se dhak raha tha , gol aur gehri nabhi kisi ke bhi lund mein tufan la use chatakne pe majbur kar de, bahut hi choti nicker jo sirf uski gand aur chut ko cover kar rahi thi, patli gori lambi tange hai dil kar raha tha ki abhi chatne lag jaaun,
Neha ka jaanleva roop aaj to kehar daha raha tha.
Donon nagin ki tarha bal khati hui mere karib aati hai aur main to pasina pasina hua jaa raha tha kis ko dekhun kis ko na dekhun dil ki dharkan itni tez ho gai thi ki aisa lag raha tha ku donon uski avaz sun apne hontho pe hasi ko aane se na rok pai.
Main unki hansi sunkar jaise hi hosh mein aaya aur vanha se bahar nikal jaata hu, piche donon hi khilkhilakar has rahi thi aur haste hue bahar aa jaati hai, Main sar jhukai car ke pass khada tha, donon mand mand muskati rehti hain aur mere pass aa jati hain tu maine unse Raman ke bare me puchha tu vo donon kehne lagi ki vo bas aa raha hai, lekin uska party me jane ka man nahi hain aur usko raste me Heena ke paas chodna hai. Mujhe accha tu nahi laga lekin bacche ki zid ke aage kiski chalti hai.
Jab Raman bahar aaya tu maine usse puccha ki 'kya baat hai, jo party me nahi aana chahte" tu usne kaha ki vo boar ho jata hai isliye vo Heena di ke.paas rehega aur uske sath Pizza ki party karega. Maine kaha ki ham raat ko lait ho jayenge tu usne kaha ki 'chinta na karo, main raat ko vanhi so jaunga, aap aaram se enjoy karo' Maine use Thanks kaha aur fir car me baithkar ham pehle Heena ke ghar par Raman ko chhodha aur fir ham ek five star hotel me janha par maine phone par hi table book karva li thi, chal pade.
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