UPDATE - 21
Ram ki tez dhakke surili ki chut ki dhajiya uda rahe the magar surili ko ab dard or mjaa dono mil rahe the kyuki uski chut ab chikni ho chuki thi jhadne ki wajah se jis se ram ka lund ab asaani se andar bahar ho raha tha jis se surili ki dard or maje se bharii siskiya nikal rahi thi
Surili- aaahhhhhhh aaaaraam se karega to tera kya bigad jaayegaa reeee uuuuffff ooohhhhh mmmaaaaa teri mujhse kis baat ka mmmaaaaaa badla le raha haii aaaaahhhhhhh aaaahhhhh aaaahhhhhhhhhh
Ram- un bechari ladkiyo ka kya kasoor tha jinhe tere bhai ke paltu kutte bhukhe bhediye ki tarah nochte the haa soch tu to apni marzi se chud rahi hai tab tera ye haal hai to unka kya hota hoga chinaaal kahi kii le lee bujha apni pyaas
Surili- aaaaayyyyiiiiiiiii mmmaaaaaaa maarrrrr gaaayyyyiiiiiiiiii aaaaahhhhh mujhe maaff kar do mujhe samjh aa gya hai aaaahhhhhhh sssshhhhh per tum bhi to ab wahi kar rahe ho na dekho tum ache ladke ho thoda aaram se kar lo mein yaha pyaar ke liye aayi thi uuuummmhhhhhh tumhara bharosha kar ke aaahhh tum use mat todo aaahhhhhhh mmmmaaaaaa
Ram ko lga ki shayad gusse me vo kuch jayda hi galat kar raha hai surili ke sath esliye dhakko ki gati ko dheema kar ke lund ko ander bahar karte hue bola
Ram- maaf kar na mein kuch jayda hi kar baitha per yakeen karo tum mujhe achi lagi thi esliye tumhe bulaya tha waise bhi tumhara jism to kisi ko bhi deewana bna de meri jal pari
surili- aaaahhhh aaahhhh aaiseee hiii uuuffffff kitna acha lag raha hai uuummm tum sach me ek naik dil ho jo bhi tumhara naam aaahhhhhhhh aaisseeee hiiii mmmaaaa mein fir se jhad ne wali hu uuuummmhhhhh sssshhhhhh aaaaahhjhhh aaaahhhh aaaiseeee hhiiiiiiii uuuuiffffffffff aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh( josh me apni chut ke daane ko ragadte hue boli)
Ram- mein bhi paas me hi hu aane wala hu
surili bus aaheee bhar rahi thi uski saansein kisi train ki tarah daud rahi thi to wahi ab ram apni manzil per tha jis ke gehre dhakko se surili ki taange kaap rahi thi or vo ek tukk muh khole ram ke musal ko ander bahar hota dekh rahi thi
Ram kabhi bhi apna prem ras surili ki chut me bhar ne wala tha or phir kuch hi palo me vo chhann aa hi gya jab ram ke har dhakke ke sath ram ka gaadha prem ras surili ki chut se behne lga or vo sidhi laiti hui uski garmi ko apni chut mehsoos karke madhosh awaaz me boli
Surili- uuummmhhhaaahhhh mujhe nahi lga tha aaj me zinda bhi bach paungi per sach kehti hu tum ne mujhe aaj vo sukh diya hai jo mujhe shaadi ke baad bhi nahi mila kaash tum shuru bhi pyaar se karte to pta nahi or kitna mja aata uuuufffff ab ruk bhi jaao bhar to diya meri chut ko dekho kaise bahar tak aa raha hai beh ker
Ram- hmmm mja mujhe bhi bahut aaya tumhare sath or agli bar pakka tumhe pyar se pyar karunga meri jal pari agar tum milna chahogi dobara( taange failaye ram ko dekhti hui surili se bola jiski chut per har jagah premras bikhra hua tha)
Surili- milungi jarur milungi tumhari koi galti nahi hai ye to mere bhaiya ke kiye paap hai jo kabhi na kabhi to bhugat ne hi the jo tumhari wajah se meethe dard me bhugte waise tum kya sach me khusti ladne wale ho ab ki baar
Ram- haa sach me ladne wala hu kyuki jab apradh had se badh jaye to kisi na kisi hathyaar utha na hi padta hai or tumhare bhai ne to sari haadein hi paar kar di hai
Surili- hmm sach kaha tum ne waise tumhara naam kya hai ajnabi
Ram- mera naam tumhara aashiq ab chalta hu phir milenge yahi kisi roz
Surili- oye aashiq naam to btata jaa apni jalpari ko
Ram- mera naam Ram hai surili ji
surili kuch or puchti tab tak Ram uski ankho se ojhal ho chuka tha jis ke baad surili bhi dheere se uthi or apne kapde utha kar ek bar phir se nadi ki or chal di wahi jaise hi Ram ghar me dakhil hua samne kaaya khadi mili jo ram ko dekhte hi muskura kar boli
Kaaya- aaj badi der lga di aane me hmm
Ram- kuch nahi maa bus ustaad ji se baat karte hue waqt ka pta hi nahi chala aap batao aaj subah subah itni saj dajh ke kaha jaa rahi ho
Kaaya- jaana kaha hai bus mann kiya to thodi si sawar li kyu achi nahi lag rahi kya( kamuk ada se jhuk kar ram ki ankho me dekhte hue boli)
Ram- achi nahi maa bahut khoobsurat lag rahi ho agar din na hota to or ache se samjhata aap ko ki apko dekh kar kya ho raha hai
Kaaya- hmm koi nahi raat ko samjha dena mujhe jaan ne ka bahut mann hai aaj ( double mining baat karte hue)
Ram- fikr mat karo maa aaj or bhi ache tarike se samjhaunga
Kaaya- hmm mein intzaar karungi raat ko filhaal to fresh ho jaa tab tak mein nasta lagati hu tere liye( muskura kar ram ko dekhte hue boli)
kaaya ki baat sunkar ram muskurata hua pehle pihu ke kamre me gya or apnu goad me sir rakh kar pyar se uska sir sehlaate hue bola
Ram- good morning kaisi neend aayi raat ko
Pihu- mast wali aayi per tum aaj subah subah mere kamre me
Ram- waada kiya tha na aap se ki subah shaam haajri laga ne aaunga aap ke paas
Pihu- dekhti hu kitne din aate ho ek bhi din ki naga hui na to dekhna bachhu
Ram- nahi hogi ab chaliye niche mein bhi aata hu fresh ho kar phir sath me nasta karenge
Pihu- thik hai per jaldi aana
Pihu ko niche bhej kar ram jaldi se fresh ho kar naste ki table per pahuch kar nasta kar ne lga sab ke sath
Ram tumhe sehar jaana hoga kuch urgent hai bank walo ka phone aaya hai
kitchen se aati hui kaaya ram ke paas aa kar boli
Ram- thik hai maa me bus nikalta hu abhi
priya- maa mein bhi jau ram ke sath
kaaya- nahi bachhe aaj nahi phir kabhi chali jaana filhaal veera ne mna kiya hua hai vo to urgent hai verna mein ise bhi nahi jaane deti
Kaaya ki baat sunkar koi kuch nahi bola or ram nikal gya sehar ke liye or sidha bank me jaa kar jo formelty thi sabhi ko pura kar ke ghar wapas aa raha tha to dekha ki kuch gunde milkar kisi ko maar rahe the
Jise yu pit ta dekh ram ruk gya or unke paas jaa kar bola
Ram- aye chhodo use kyu maar rahe ho
Admi- chal nikal yaha se verna agla number tera hoga
Ram- tum laato ke bhoot ho baato se kaha samjhoge ( kehte hi us admi ko utha ke zameen per de mara )
ye sab itni jaldi hua ki vo admi bhi samjh nahi paaya or zameen per gira dard se chilla ne lga jiski dard bhari aah sunkar sab ki nazar ram per padi or vo uski or lapke koi kuch karta us se pehle hi ram ne dusre wale ko samne ki or de maara jise dekh kar aage badh rahe saare gunde wahi ruk gaye
Ram- jo bhi aage aayega uska yahi haal kar ne wala hu agar zinda rehna hai to chup chaap yaha se bhaag jao se
tu kon hai jo yaha beech me aaya hai masiha ban ne ( ram ke peeche se aata hua admi bola)
Ram- apna kaal samjh le agar garibo ko tang kiya to
Admi- tu jaanta nahi hai mujhe mujhse to kaal bhi darta hai
Ram- acha to chal mujhe dra kar dikha mein bhi to dekhu kitna bada darinda hai tu ( admi ki taraf hath dikha kar aage badhte hue bola )
Admi- aaj tu jaan se jayega bachhe kyuki tujhe pta nahi ki mein kon hu
bujhdil hai tu nihathe logo per pith piche waar karta hai masoom logo ki masoomyit se khelta hai tu per ab tere paapo ka ghada bhar chuka hai jise Ram beta hi kushti me jeet kar fodega samjha ( Ram or us admi ke beech me achanak se veera us admi ki ankho me dekhte hue bola)
Admi- teri itni himmat ki tu Asraf ki ankho me ankhe daal kar baat kare
ji haa ye Ashraf tha jis se Ram anjaane hi bhid gya tha magar beech me veera aa gya jo ram ke picha kar raha tha uski surakhsa ke liye
Ram- teri ankho me nahi teri chhati per paav rakh kar tere jism se tere praan nikalunga mein bus thoda intzaar or kar le aap beech se hat jao veera kaka(ashraf ke or gunde ka sir khute me maar kar use ghurte hue bola)
Ashraf- ha ha ha sapna acha hai tera chal tu bhi kya yaad rakhega jile apne bache kuche din ab tere khandaan ka khatma kusti wale din hi karunga vo bhi pure gaanv ke samne
Ram- mein intzaar karunga chalo kaka yaha se ( ashraf ki ankho me dekhte hue bola)
Ram ki baat sunkar veera waha se chal diya Ram ko sath liye jaha se nikal ne ke baad veera ram se bola
Veera- bahadur ho apne pita ki tarah per yaad vo chhal kapat se vaar karega(cintit sawr me ram ko dekhte hue bola)
Ram- aap fikr na kare kaka mein apki baat ka pura dhyaan rakhunga
aise hi baat karte hue dono gaon pahuch gye jaha se veera apne raste chala gya or Ram ghar me to koi tha jo apne kamre me baitha ram ke baare me hi soch raha tha or vo koi or nahi vo tha
. Ashraf
Suruli ko aakhir last payar ae payar kia jo suruli ko bahot Maza aaya or aage bhi milne ka wada kia
Kaaya tow kamuta ki Kaaya banti jaa Rahi h ram k liye h
Tow Ashraf se samna ho gaya anjane m hi
Dekhte h kishti wale din kon si chaal chalta h ram ko harame ke lye
Bahot behtareen shaandar lajawab update bhai
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