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(dada ji) Thakur samsher paratap singh
(dadi ji) sandhya devi
(chacha) thakur dharmveer pratap singh
(chachi) sharmila singh
Mina aur rina :- sisters
Rina hero ki lover aur sex partner
Mina hero ki lover aur sex partner
(chote chacha) :- thakur veer pratap singh
(me) :- thakur rajveer pratap singh
Rajni :- hero ki asli maa (dead)
Ranveer :- hero ke pita (dead)
Nana :- shekhar chaudhry
Nani :- sima Chaudhary
B. Mama :- arun
Mami :- kamini
C. Mama :- sanjay
Mosi :- deepa
Sanika :- mosi ki beti
Swati :- sanika ki dost
(guide) aacharya raghwendra
Kaal :- hero inhi ke shaktiyon ka uttaradhikari hai
(hero ke roop)
King
Yodha
Sadhu
Tantrik
Angel
Devil
Side characters
Mira ma :- hero ke liye maa saman aur hero ki pahali sex partner
Sakshi :- hero par crush hai aur uski second sex partner
Kajri :- ye bhi hero ki sex partner hai
Bheema :- dadaji ka right hand
Shera :- bheema ka chota beta
Sangram :- bheema ka bada beta
Shiva :- bheema ka bhatija
Billa :- nanaji ka right hand
Some upcoming character
Lakshmi :- main heroine
Lakshmi ke pita :- sunil singh
Others not have to much role
Pandit ji :- lakshmi ke gharwalon ke kulguru
JASIEN :- hero ka jinn aur jinnlok ka rajkumar
Mr. Negative :- the one of the villain
Suba :- the slave of Mr. Negative
Umir :- also slave of Mr. Negative
Mahamahim unknown villain
(Brijesh) Prabhu the great god from eternal religion
Powers of hero
1) sapt chakr
2) five element
3) slow mode
4) third eye
5) his varients (roop)
6) vijayi dhanush
7) mayavi shaktiya (from tantrik)
8) satvik shaktiya (from sadhu)
9) knowledge
10) chakra astra
11) weponide dragon
12) tamsik tatva (from devil)
13) satvik tatva (ashta vidhi) (from angel)
14) the reaper army (devils army)
The powers of heroine
1) super strength
2) flying ability
3) mind control ability
4) the Carnage Queen
5) the Carnage Army
6) The wepons creating ability
7) the carnage armour
8) copy cat
And some more characters are comming in future
Jin characters ka kahani me jyada roll nahi hai unhe ignore kia gaya hai

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[Awan Badshah]

Update 147

Abhi me aur didi chudai karke bahar nikale hi the ki tabhi interval ho gaya aur sabhi log washroom ke taraf aane lage to me jaldi se side ke shop me ghus gaya aur didi cinema hall me humari seat par baithke aaram kar ne lagi

Wahi abhi me us shop se nikal ke tezi se didi ke pass jane laga abhi me us taraf ja hi raha tha ki tabhi ek aadmi aake mere se takra gaya lekin woh phir bhi bina ruke chalte ja raha tha uski chehre se woh bahut hi tensed aur dara hua lag raha tha uski body language bhi mujhe kuch thik nahi lag rahi thi shayad shaktiyon ki wajah se mere sense bahut hi strong ho gaye the

Abhi me uska picha karne ja hi raha tha ki tabhi mere phone pe didi ka call aane laga toh me us aadmi ko chod kar didi ke pass pahucha toh ab interval bhi ab tak khatam ho gaya tha uske baad hum dono ne movir complete ki

Phir waha se mall area me chale gaye waha se sabke liye kuch na kuch kharedi ki phir waha se hum restaurant me chale gaye jaha jake humne lunch kiya lekin in sab ke dauran kuch baate thi jo mera dhyan apni taraf khich rahi thi jisme sabse pahli thi woh aadmi jo mujhse takraya tha uske baad hum jaha bhi jate waha pe har jagah mere sense kuch na kuch gadbad ko sense kar rahe the lekin har taraf sab thik tha

Khair is sab ke baad jab hum mall se nikalne lage to wahi aadmi mujhse wapas takra gaya is baar woh phir se bina ruke chala gaya me uska picha karna chahta tha lekin didi ki safety ke baare me soch ke plan drop kar diya uske baad me aur didi bike pe baith kar ghar aa gaye

Wahi dusri taraf

Is waqt lakshmi ke ghar par sabhi hall me hi baithe hue the toh Lakshmi apne kamre me ja chuki thi use bahut gussa aa raha tha kyunki aaj puri life me pahli baar uske dad ne na sirf uspe chillaya tha balki hath bhi uthaya jisse woh behad gusse me thi

Toh wahi niche hall me sab pareshaan the kyunki sunil apne sare contacts laga chuka tha lekin jaise hi sab sunte ki usne kisse panga liya hai toh phone hi kaat dete

L. Dada :- kya hua sunil beta kuch baat bani

Sunil :- nahi pitaji me jaha bhi call kia hai ab tak jaise hi unhe pata chalta ki dharmveer ne humare saath business relation tod diye hai tab se un logo ne mera phone uthana hi chod diya hai aur jo partners phone utha rahe hai unhone saaf saaf bola hai ki agar humare problems ki wajah se unke business relationship par effect pada toh woh humare uper case karne ke liye bhi piche nahi hatenge

L. Mom :- agar aapko bura na lage toh aap mere pariwar se

Sunil :- bilkul nahi jab tumhare liye unke pass hath mangne gaya tha toh unhone jo kuch mujhe kaha tha use toh me sah gaya lekin unhone jo mere maa pita ke bare me apshabd bole unhe me abhi tak nahi bhula aur uske liye me unhe kabhi maaf nahi karunga

Abhi woh sab baat hi kar rahe the ki tabhi unke ghar ki door bell baji jab unhone door khola toh waha pandit khade the (update 121)

L.mom :- aaiye pandit ji aaj yaha kaise

Pandit :- me yaha aaj kisi aur wajah se aaya hoon

L. Dada :- kis wajah se pandit ji

Pandit :- sunil putra par bada sankat aane wala hai uske liye use sawdhan karne aaya hoon

Sunil :- uske liye bahut der ho gayi hai pandit hi

Pandit :- jo pareshani abhi hai woh toh kewal shurwat hai agar tumne lakshmi ko na roka toh tumhare uper woh sankat aayega jisse tum kisi bhi tarike se bahar nahi nikal paoge

Sunil :- matlab pandit ji

Pandit :- gahmand ko agar chot lage toh krodh ka janm hota hai aur agar krodh ko kabu nahi kiya toh ghamand 10 guna badh kar khudke jeevan ka saravnash kar deta hai aur agar ghamand na tute toh wahi anjaam hoga jo DASHANAN RAVAN aur KANS ka hua tha

Sunil :- aap kya bol rahe ho me samjha nahi

Pandit :- isse jyada me kuch bhi bata nahi paunga bas sanyam se kaam lena hoga tum ssab ko aur sabko matlab sabhi ko agar ek ne bhi sanyam toda toh woh uske aur uske pariwar ke barbaadi ka jimmedaar khud hoga

Itna bolke woh pandit waha se chala jata hai aur piche sunil aur tension me aa jata hai ki ab aur isse bura kya hoga

L. Dada :- tension mat loo sunil sab thik ho jayega

Sunil :- ji pitaji

Sunil ne kahne ke liye toh ha kah di thi lekin jo musibat uske uper aa giri hai usse kon aisa hai jo pareshaan nahi hoga

Wahi dusri taraf

Is waqt me aur didi dono ghar pahunch gaye the lekin mene didi ko bahar hi gate par chod diya aur jald hi wapas aane ka bolke me turant waha se nikal gaya aur slow mode ko active karke me kuch seconds me hi us mall me pahuch gaya aur mall me pahuchte hi mene time ko normal kar diya aur usi aadmi ko dhoondhne laga jo mujhse takraya tha aur jald hi woh mujhe mil bhi gaya toh me bina kuch kiye sirf use follow karta raha lekin shayad use andaja ho gaya tha isiliye usne ab apni speed badha di thi

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Fantastic update

 

[Raja thakur]

Awesome updates

 

[bhatti32]

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[111ramjain]

Nice update

 

[Naughtyrishabh]

Update 128

Sadhu :- Panch tatvon ka matlab hai agni vayu jal aakash aur prithvi ye tatva hi panch tatva hai

Tumne apne prithvi tatva aur jal tatva par 50% pratishat kabu pa liya hai toh hum unhi do tatvon se shurwat karte hai

Itna bolke sadhu raj ke saamne wale mirror me aa gaya ab dono bhi ek dusre ke saamne the

Sadhu :- chalo raj ab dhyan mudra me baith kar apne sapt chakron ko jagrit karo uske baad sapt chakron ki sapt urja ko apne andar mahsoos karke us urja ko apne pure sharir me failne do jiske baad apne dhyan ko apne aas pass maujood panch tatvon pe kendrit karo aur us urja ko har ek tatva me bari bari se pravahit karo jaise jaise tum us urja ko har tatva me pravahit karoge waise waise tumhe apne andar tatvon ki takat ko mahsus karoge ek baat aur ye tarika panch tatvon ko kabu karne ka sabse tez sabse satik aur sath me hi sabse mushkil tarika bhi hai is tarike me khud panch tatva tumhe rokne ka prayas karnge toh yaad rakhna kuch bhi ho tumhe jab tak main na bolu dhyaan todna nahi hai chahe jitni bhi pida ho chahe jitni bhi mushkile aaye rukna mat

Sadhu ki baate sun kar me excited bhi tha aur dara hua bhi tha saath me hi sar pe latakne wali samay ki talwar jab bhi mera dhyan samay pe jata mere aakhon ke saamne wahi sapna aata tha un ladkiyon ki aawaje mere Kanon me gunj uthti thi jisse mere sharir ka rom rom gusse me jal uthata tha

Phir mene in sab baton ko ignore karke me wahi jamin pe baith ke dhyan lagana shuru kiya aur jaisa sadhu ne mujhe jaisa bola me bilkul waisa hi karne laga sabse pahle mene apni kundini shakti ko jagrit kar sare chakron ko jagrit kiya jisse mere sharir se ek alaukik sa prakash nikalne laga

Uske baad me apne sapt chakron ki urja ko kab mahsus karne laga toh mene us urja ko apne aas pass ki dharti me pravahit karna shuru kar diya

Jisse mujhe mere sharir me atyadhik bhar ka anubhav hone laga aisa lag raha tha ki mera sharir itna bhari ho gaya hai ki woh dheere dheere dharti me sama raha hai phir kuch der aise hi dharti ke andar urja ko prawahit karne ke baad mene dheere dheere karke sare tatvon me apni urja ko pravahit karna shuru kar diya

Me jab bhi kisi tatva ke andar urja ko pravahit karta toh mano aisa prateet hota ki jaise woh tatva mujhe apne andar sama raha hai jaise jab me dharti me urja ko pravahit kar raha tha toh mujhe aisa lag raha tha ki dharti mujhe jakad rahi hai aur jab me agni tatva par focus karta tab mere sharir ka rom rom jal raha tha aise hi baki sab tatvon ke sath bhi aisa hi hota raha

Uske baad jab mene pachve tatva yani aakash par dhyan kendrit karne laga toh mujhe mere mastishk me ajibo garib aawaje sunayi dene lagi jaise ki kisi vacuumed space se aati hai lekin woh aawaj jyada der nahi chali aur jald hi mujhe apne aas pass ek ajib si shanti mahsoos hui jo mere man ka focus kam karne ki koshish kar raha tha lekin me apna dhyan lagaye ja raha tha

Jald hi mujhe mere sharir me atyadhik pida hone lagi aisa lag raha tha ki mere sharir me har jagah blast ho rahe hai abhi me apni pida ko shant karne ka prayas karta usse pahle hi mujhe us pida ka anubhav hona band ho gaya tha aur phir mere kanon me ek aawaj sunayi dene lagi jo thi toh insano jaisi lekin us aawaj se mujhe mere man me atyadhik shanti ka ehsas ho raha tha

Aawaj :- utho rajveer yaha kitni bhi koshish kar lo pancha tatvon ko jagrit karne ki parakriya nahi kar paoge

Us aawaj ko sunkar mene apni aakhe kholi toh me us jungle me na hoke kisi anjaan jagah par tha me is waqt kisi ajib si jagah pe tha jaha mere aur us aadmi ke siwa koi nahi tha

Me :- (aadmi se) kon hai aap aur me kaha hu

Aadmi :- tum is waqt mere antarman me ho yaha mere aagya ke bagair tum kuch nahi kar kar sakte aur me hoon samast sansaar ke maya ka dharak mere aagya ke bagair koi bhi kisi bhi prakar ki maya nahi kar sakta

Me :- mujhe yaha kyun bulaya hai mene konsi maya ki hai

Aadmi :- tum toh khud chalti firti maya ho aur ab tum is pure sansar ki sabse shaktishali shakti pane ja rahe ho toh isiliye tumhe mene yaha isiliye bulaya hai ki me jaan pau ki jo shaktiya tum bina ruke bina thake pa rahe ho kya sachi me unhe sahan karne ki taakat rakh pate ho ya nahi

Me :- kya karna hoga mujhe

Mere itna bolte hi us aadmi ne apna hath uper ko uthaya aur mere saamne ek dhanush aur do baan aa gaye

Aadmi :- jyada kuch nahi kewal is dhanush ko utha kar in dono bano ka istemaal karke laksh bhed karna hai

Us aadmi ke itna bolte hi mere saamne ek laal gend aa gayi jo ki ajib tarike se uchal kud kar rahi thi

Aadmi :- yaad rahe raj tumhe is uchalti kudti gend ko apna nishana banana hai aur tumhare pass kewal 2 hi mauke hai

Phir mene aage badh kar woh dhanush ko utha liya aur ek tir uthake us gend par nishana lagane laga lekin jaise hi mene tir ko dhanush par chadhaya toh us ball ne bhi apni speed badha di aur phir bich me hi woh ek second ke liye slow hota tha lekin agle hi second woh phir se apni speed pakad leta

Me :- (man me) jab ye slow hota hai mujhe tabhi is par nishana lagana hoga

Itna sochke mene dhanush ki pratyancha khich kar us ball ke slow hone ka intezaar karne laga aur jaise hi woh gend slow hui toh mene bhi turant apna tir chod diya lekin mera bad luck woh tir kuch centimeters se chuk gaya

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Behad hi shandar or jabardast update bhai.
Bahut khoob superb.

 

[Naughtyrishabh]

Update 129

Me :- (man me) jab ye slow hota hai mujhe tabhi is par nishana lagana hoga

Itna sochke mene dhanush ki pratyancha khich kar us ball ke slow hone ka intezaar karne laga aur jaise hi woh gend slow hui toh mene bhi turant apna tir chod diya lekin mera bad luck woh tir kuch centimeters se chuk gaya

Aadmi :- shabash raj itne najdik toh is gend ke koi bhi nahi pahuch paya hai lekin iska matlab ye nahi ki tum jit gaye ya me impressed ho gaya mene tumse bhi shreshth 2 mahan dhanurdhariyon ko dekha hai

Me :- mujhe aapko impresse karna bhi nahi hai me ye isiliye kar raha hoon taki me khud ke sawal ka jawab dhoondh pau

Aadmi :- acha kya sawal hai tumhara

Me :- wahi jo tumhara hai in shaktiyon ke liye me kabil hu ya nahi

Aadmi :- galat raj mera sawal hai kya tum in shaktiyon ko sahan karne yogya ho ya nahi

Uski baate mere sar ke uper se ja rahi thi toh mene use ignore kia aur nishana lagane laga me phir se apna tir chodne hi wala tha ki tabhi mere dimaag me ek idea aaya aur me us gend ko aur uske kudne ko observe karne laga aur jald hi mujhe uska tod bhi mil gaya

Jab woh gend speed me left to right kar raha tha tabhi mene apne tir ko aasman me chod diya jisse tir kuch dur jake wapas niche girne laga aur us tir ke thik niche woh gend thi jo ab slow ho gayi thi aur uper se niche slowly jump kar rahi thi aur isi ka fayda uthake mere tir ne us gend ko kaat diya

Jaise hi mere tir ne us gend ko kata waise hi us jagah par ek blast hua aur us blast se 5 tarah ki roshniyan nikalke mere sharir me jane lagi jisse mujhe mere sharir me aur mere aaspass ke watawaran me ek ajib sa judaw mahsoos hone laga

Aadmi :- mubarak ho rajveer aaj tumne apne panch mahabhooton ko bhi apne kabu me kar liya hai yaad rakhna raj ki ye pach mahabhooton ki shakti pure sansar me sarv shresth shaktiyon mese ek hai isse na kewal insaan balki devton ka bhi janm in panch mahabhooton se hi hua hai

Me :- lekin aapne ab tak bataya nahi ki aap kon hai aapka naam kya hai

Aadmi :- mera naam janna chahte ho tum ya mere yaha aane ke piche ka rahasya

Me :- jab se hum mile hai aapne kitni baate ki hai matlab yaha aane ke piche ka reason to aaj nahi toh kal pata chal hi jayega aap apna naam bataiye

Mere itna bolte hi us jagah har taraf ujala fail gaya woh ujala itna badh gaya tha ki us ujale se meri aakhe band ho gayi thi aur jab khuli toh shock se meri aakhe khuli ki khuli rah gayi mere samne wahi aadmi tha lekin uska aakar pahle se 100 guna bada tha aur ye ujala jo pure grah par faila hua tha woh bhi usi ke sarir se nikal raha tha

Aadmi :- mera naam ye toh bada hi mushkil sawal puch liya rajveer mere toh kai naam hai aur har koi mujhe alag alag naam se pukarte hai mere shatru ya mere se jalne wale mujhe chaliya (छलिया) ke naam se toh mere dost mujhe krushna (कृष्णा) ya madhav (माधव) ke naam se pukarte hai jo mujhe jaante hai woh mujhe vishnu (विष्णु) ke naam se toh jo nahi jaante woh mujhe naya naam de dete hai ab tum batao tum mujhe kis naam se pukaroge

Unki baate sunkar aur unka roop dekhkar kab mere ghutne jamin se tik gaye aur mere hath ek dusre se jud gaye mujhe bhi pata nahi chala

Me :- aapka naam le saku itni meri haisiyat kaha prabhu aap toh swayam parambramha hai mujh murkh ke muh se kuch galat nikal gaya ho toh mujhe maaf karna

Meri baate sunke unke chehre par ek muskaan aa gayi aur unka aakar wapas pahle jaisa ho gaya

Prabhu :- utho raj shergarh aur suraj garh ke raja ko aise kisi ke saamne ghutno pe baithna shobha nahi deta

Me :- jab saamne swayam Bhagwaan ho toh ghutno pe baithna galat nahi hai prabhu

Prabhu :- ye baate toh baad me bhi hoti rahegi raj kya tum mere yaha aane ka karan nahi janoge

Me :- aapne apna virat roop dikha ke mere sare sawalo ko mita diya hai ab aap bas aagya dijiye ki mujhe karna kya hai

Prabhu :- tumhe is sansaar me panap rahi buri shaktiyon ka vinash karna hai kalyug hone ke wajah se koi bhi dev dharti pe nahi aa sakte isiliye sare devon ne apni shaktiyon ko milake dev punj ka nirmaan kiya hai jise pane ke liye sari kali shaktiya us dev punj ko pane ke liye kisi bhi had tak ja sakti hai aur usi punj ki raksha ki jimmedari uthane ke liye sare devon ne tumhe chuna hai ye baat toh tumhare guru ne bataya hi hai

Me :- ji lekin kya me such me in sari shaktiyon ke kabil hoon ya nahi

Prabhu :- agar tum kabil na hote toh tumhari mrutyu usi waqt ho jati jis waqt tum apne tri netra ko kabu karne ka prayas kar rahe the ek baat yaad rakhna jab tak tum khudko kabil na samjho tab tak koi dusra bhi tumhe kabil nahi samjhega

Me :- ji mujhe maaf karna prabhu ab me khud ke uper kabhi shaq nahi karunga waise kya me jaan sakta hoon woh do dhanurdhariyon ke baare me jo mujhse bhi uttam hai

Prabhu :- uttam raj tum aaj ke pariksha me uttirna hue aur un do dhanurdhariyon ke baare me toh sari duniya jaanti hai ek hai SURYA PUTRA KARN aur ek hai KAUNYEY ARJUN tum unse kam nahi ho me tumhare kaushal se bhi khush hu jis wajah se me tumhe 2 vardaan deta hu bolo raajveer kya chahiye tmhe

Me :- me kya maang sakta hoon prabhu pahle hi mere pass sab kuch hai

Prabhu :- (muskurate hue) nahi raj me kisi ko darshan deke uski pariksha lu aur uske uttirn hone par bina wardaan diye laut jau ye mera apmaan hoga aage tumhari marji

Me :- agar aisa hai toh aapke hathon se mrutyu bhi mujhe wardaan roop me swikaar hai aap jo bhi doge use me swikaar kar lunga

Prabhu :- thik hai phir me tumhe icha mrutyu ka wardaan deta hoon tumhari mrutyu kab kaha kaise aur kiske hatho se hogi ye swayam tum tay karoge aur saath hi dusre wardaan ke swaroop me tumhe apna sudarshan chakra aur sansaar ki sari mayaon gyan deta hoon

Unke itna bolte hi unke sharir se ek sunahari urja nikal ke mere sharir me sama gayi jisse mere sharir me mujhe atyadhik shakti ka anubhav hone laga

Me :- aapke dono wardaan mujhe swikaar hai aur me bhi aapko ye wachan deta hoon prabhu ki me aapke sudarshan chakra ko hamesha antim upay ke roop me hi istemaal karunga

Mere itna bolte hi us grah pe phir se ek baar prakash fail gaya aur jab prakash hata toh me usi jagah tha jaha me dhyan laga raha tha

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Badhiya update Bhai....

 

[VAJRADHIKARI]

Update 148

Aise hi use follow karte hue me sari bheed se alag nikal aaya tha abhi me use follow kar hi raha tha ki tabhi woh achanak ek kamre me ghus gaya jise dekh me bhi us kamre me ghus gaya woh shayad us mall ka store room tha me jaise hi me us lamre me enter hua waha ki sari lights band ho gayi lekin usse mujhe farak nahi pad raha tha mujhe andhere me bhi dikh raha tha

Me abhi ua kamre me dhoondh hi raha tha ki tabhi mere sar pe kisi ne lohe ki rod se waar kar diya lekin jiske sharir me sudarshan chakra aur bramhashtra jaise ghatak hathiyaar ho uske uper in mamuli chijon ka kaha asar hoga

Wahi mere saath bhi hua jaise hi usne rod se waar kiya woh rod hi mud gaya aur jab mene piche mud ke dekha toh wahi aadmi khada tha jiske haath me rod thi aur woh aadmi shocked se us mude hue rod ko dekh raha tha

Me :- rod ko nihar liya ho toh baat kare hum

Lekin shayad uska baat karne ka mood nahi tha tabhi toh usne apne right hath se ek punch mere face ki taraf badha diya lekin mene turant hi uska hath pakad liya aur marod diya jisse woh joro se chikhne chillane laga lekin mene turant hi side side pade chijon mese ek kapde ka tukda leke uske muh me daal diya aur uski gardan pakad ke use diwar se sata diya

Me :- ab me ye kapda tere muh se nikalunga lekin agar tum chikhe chillye toh jis rod se mujh par waar kia tha wahi rod muh me ghusa dunga samjhe

Meri baat sunke us aadmi ne sirf haa me sar hilte hue jawab diya jiske baad mene uske muh se woh kapda hataya

Me :- ab bata kon hai tu aur itna dara hua kyu hai

Meri baat sunke woh confused ho gaya

Aadmi :- kya matlab hai tumhara

Me :- kab se dekh raha hoon ki tum dare hue ho aur bahut jyada tention me ho jis wajah se mujhko laga ya toh tum musibat me ho ya tum hi musibat ho isiliye tera picha kar raha tha lekin jab tuns mujh par humla kiya tab pata chala ki tum hi musibat ho

Aadmi :- matlab tum police ke aadmi nahi ho

Me :- nahi lekin unhe bula jaroor sakta hu

Meri baat sunkar woh hasne laga

Aadmi :- bulalo waise bhi 15 minutes me mere sathi is mall ko apne kabje me le hi lenge uske baad hum hi unhe bulane wale the lekin tumhe bulana hai toh bula lo

Me :- bata kon hai tu aur kon kon hai tere saath

Aadmi ;- agar meri jaan bhi loge to bhi nahi bataunga

Me :- thik hai phir tumhari yahi icha hai tho koi baat nahi happy journey

Itna bolke mene uski gardan marod ke rakh di jisse uska muh pura piche ki or ho gaya bole toh 180 degree ghum gaya

King :- ab kya karenge raj inhone toh pure mall ko hijack karne ka plan banaya hai aur woh kon hai kaha hai kis bhesh me hai hume kuch nahi pata

Me :- tum chinta mat karo king woh pata karna koi badi problem nahi hai

Itna bolke mene apne tri netra ko jagrit kar liya aur pure mall ko andar se scan karne laga me insano ko toh nahi dhundh sakta tha kyunki mujhe unka chehra nahi pata tha lekin itna toh tay tha ki woh mall ko hijack karne ke liye hi plan kar rahe hai matlab guns ka use toh hoga toh mene pure mall ke andar guns ki location ko seach karne laga

Mujhe jald hi ek room me bahut se guns pakde hue aadmi dikhne lage aur usi room ke bagal me us mall ka control room bhi tha jis wajah se mera shaq yakin me badal gaya tha ki yahi pe woh log honge isiliye me apne speed ka istemaal karte hue turant us room ke pass pahucha toh dekha ki room andar se lock tha

Ye dekhke mere chehre pe phir se muskaan aa gayi aur phir me apne vayu tatva ko jagrit karke khud ke sharir ko bhi hawa jaisa kar liya aur aaram se andar ghus gaya jaha pe total 10 aadmi the 9 jan khade the aur 1 aadmi baitha hua tha jisse mujhe pata lag gaya ki boss kon hoga un sabke hathon me guns pakdi hui thi aur sabke chehre par dar aur chinta bhi saaf dikh rahi thi

Me :- kya hua mall ko hijack karne se pahle hi hawa tight ho gayi kya tumhari

Meri aawaj sun ke un sab ka dhyan meri taraf aa gaya aur jaise hi un sabki nazar mujh par padi toh sabhi shocked ho gaye

Boss :- kon ho tum

Me :- tumhe rokne wala ya phir ya phir tumhe tumhare karmon ka dand dene wala

Boss :- acha lagta hai ki cbi ya phir police wale ho lekin usse mujhe koi pharak nahi padta waise bhi tumhe aaj marna hi hai

Uske baad me kuch bol pata usse pahle hi un sab aadmiyon ne mujh par gun tan di

Me (man me) :- agar yahan goliya chali toh pure mall me hadkamp mach jayega

Ye baat mere man me aate hi mene turant apni aakhe band ki aur turant apne slow mode ko active kar diya wahi mujhe aakhe band karte hue dekh kar sabhi hasne lage aur abhi un mese koi goli chala pata usse pahle hi mera slow mode active ho gaya

Jiske baad mene apna hath aage kiya toh mere hath me meri sword aa gayi aur phir mene bhi bina deri kiye turant hi un sabki gardan kaat di shiwaye us boss ke

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Uske baad me kuch der antarman me hi dhyan lagata raha phir dhyan todkar me fresh hoke niche kicthe me chala gaya jaha sabhi leadies khana bana rahe the

Jab me kicthen me gaya to usike kuch der baad lakshmi bhi kicthen me aa gayi

Lakshmi :- (chillake) ye kya abhi tak nashta nahi bna mujhe bhukh lagi hai

Me :- logon ka dimag itna khati ho phir bhi bhukh lagi hai strange itna kha kaise leti ho

Lakshmi :- how dare you

Me :- wahi how dare you merw gharwalon par aise chillne ki himmat kaise ki

Lakshmi :- agar itna hi bura lagta hai toh naukar kyu nahi rakhte afford nahi kar sakte kya tum log

Me :- tum kal se itna naukar naukar kar rahi ho mujhe ye batao naukar kahte kise hai

Lakshmi :- laga hi tha mujhe tumhe pata hi nahi hoga ki naukar kise kahte ho naukar use kahte hai jo tumhara har hukum mane tum jo kaam bole woh chup chap woh kaam pura kare

Me :- acha toh tumhare ghar bhi naukar jaroor honge barabar ya tum hi ghar ka sara kaam karti ho

Lakshmi :- oh hello me national level boxing champion hoon ye naukar wale kaam me nahi karti

Me :- me nahi maanta tum national level winner ho prove karo

Abhi me lakshmi se baat karte hue devil ke powers ke madad se uske andar ka ahankar me lagatar badha raha tha jisse woh ab aur bhi irritate ho rahi thi

Lakshmi :- me kyu prove karu

Me :- matlab tum jhut bol rahi ho

Lakshmi (irritate hote hue) bolo kya karu me

Me :- woh 5chon kaddu uthake mom ko do uske baad chat se sukhe hue kapde nikal ke lao phir washing machine me jo kapdon ka dher hai use chat pe sukhane ko dalo

Lakshmi :- me ye sab nahi karungi

Me :- agr tum itne chote kaam nahi kar sakti toh me kaise yakeen karu ki tum jhut nahi bol rahi ho

Itna bolke mene uske andar ke ahankaar ko aur jyada badha diya

Lakshmi :- ye itne chote kaam me chutkiyon me kar lungi

Me :- tih bajao chutki karo kaam aur ha me time laga raha hoon kitna samay lagega

Lakshmi ;- 5 min

Me :- ok

Mere itna bolte hi woh daudte hue kicthen ke dusre kone me gayi aur waha se kaddu uthake phir se daudte hue mere pass aayi aur kaddu uthake waise hi daudte hue lakar mom ke pass rakhti gayi isime uske do minute nikal gaye aur uske baad woh waise hi daudte hue chat par bhi gayi uske jate hi mom ne mujhse sawal karna shuru kar diya

Mom :- ye sab kya tha

Me :- mere pariwar ki tulna koi naukron se kare aur me shanti se sunta rahu

Abhi me kuch aur bolta ki tabhi kitchen me baki gents bhi aa gaye jab lakshmi daudte hue ja rahi thi toh sabne use daudte hue dekh liya tha isi baat ka pata lagane woh sabhi aaye the

Dad :- raj woh humare mehman hai aur uske saath

Me :- (bich me hi rokte hue) atithi tab tak hi bhagwan saman hote hai jab tak apne sima me rahe agar is Lakshmi ki jagah koi ladka hota toh ab tak use laat ghuson ki machine me daal ke uska ghamand puri tarike se dho deta

Abhi koi kuch aur bolta ki tabhi bahar se lakshmi ki chikh sunayi dene lagi hua yu ki baar baar bhaag daud karke woh thak gayi thi uper se bhige hue kapdon ki wajah se uski speed aur kam ho gayi thi lekin ghamand ke maare woh khud par jyada jor dal rahi thi uper se abhi C. Queen ki bhi koi shakti uske saath nahi thi toh woh sidhiyon se gir padi lekin use jyada chot nahi aayi kyunki mere aadesh ke wajah se JASIEN uspe dhyan rakhe hue tha

Wahi jaise hi woh giri hum sabhi bhi uske pass pahuch gaye

Me :- kya baat hai tum itne jaldi thak gayi aaj kal ke naukron me dam hi nahi raha

Lakshmi :- kahna kya chahte ho tum

Rina didi :- tumhi ne kaha tha na ki jo tumhare kahe anusaar kaam kare woh naukar hote hai toh us hisaab se kaddu uthana sukhe hue kapde nikalna gile kapde sukahana ye saare kaam bhai ne diye the aur tum kar rahi thi matlab tum bhi bhai ki naukar ho

Lakshmi (full gusse me) tumhari ye himmat tum mujhe naukar bolo

Itna bolke woh didi pe haath uthane aage badhi lekin tabhi me bich me aa gaya aur uska hath pakad liya is waqt me full gusse me tha jis wajah se mere andar se king ka aura release hone laga jisse sab saham gaye

Me :- (gusse me) ab bas bahut hua raat se tumhe jhel rahe hai atithi hai bolke maaf kar rahe hai lekin ab nahi

Itna bolke mene karara chanta lakshmi ke gaal pe maar diya jisse wo wahi behose ho gayi

Me :- (dad se) dad kya me aapke har business ka warish hu

Dad (darte hue) ye sawal abhi kyu

Me :- (chillake) ha ya na

Dad :- ha tumhara mere har daulat par mujhse bhi jyada haq hai

Me :- toh thik hai usi haq se me lakshmi cooperation limited (lakshmi ke dad ke companies ka naam) ke saath apne saare Business relation tod ta hu aur unhe ye notice bhi deta hoon ki agle 3 din yani 72 ghanton me humara jitna bhi udhaar unke uper hai woh sab chuka de nahi toh apne lkye walik dhoondh le

Mera ye faisla sunkar sabhi shocked ho gaye the toh wahi lakshmi ke dad ki toh jaise duniya hi lut gayi thi kyunki unhe maloom tha ki humare unke uper kitne hi crore rupees udhaar the

Lekin me in sabko ignore karke me apne room me chala gaya aur jate jate lakshmi ke andar ke ghamand ko phir se kam kar diya

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