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Tosif:haa beta ab yakin howa har ladki sirf dikhe iska ye matlab nhi wo sirf ho
Me:kya bat hai mere sher ek ladki to patai
Tosif:haa tera bhai kisi se kam hai kya
Me:haa wo to hai.
Tosif:Wese maine bachpan se tujhse kuch nhi chupaya to ek aur bat bata hon.
Me:kya
Tosif:Maine abhi tak apne khandan ki teen ladkiya chod chuka
Me:kis kis ko bhai(Hina ka mujhe pata tha)
Tosif:Ek to shaiba,aur ek reshma
Me:kya reshma ko bhi nhi chod dala wha mere sher
Tosif:bol mera saath dega to ek jo ladki hide hai sirf uska naam hi nhi batonga balke usse tere lund pe bitha donga
(Main janta tha ke tosif mere sath sirf meri beheno ke liye chata hai ku ke khandan ke kafi ladke meri behno pe bori najar rakhte the.balke mere mama ke ek ladke ne Nahid ko parpose kiya tha jiska Nahid ne ammi ko bata di thi.uske bad ghar me bhot hungama howa tha ye tab ki bat hai jab abba the.uske bad koi ne bhi Nahid ya meri aur behno ke sath ye nhi kya iska mujhe bad me pata chala tha.)
Main tosif ko kuch bolta isse phele naaz ka call aa gaya jo maine tosif ki wajha se nhi utahaya aur bola chalo niche bola tha hai uske bad hum niche gaye aur barat aa gayi phir kam me busy ho aur sab rasam ke bad main ghar aa gaya kuch 12:45 ke karib
ammi,nahid,saba teeno ghar aa gaye jine mere bare mama chorne aaye the.
Me:ammi naaz kaha hai
Saba:bhai usko khala ne rok liya wo Ujma nhi hai aur aaj wo akeli nhi sona chahati thi isliye
Me:Ok aur chalo so jao
Main itna bol ke room me aa gaya aur kapde change kar ke leta aur socha whatsapp use karo maine whatsapp on kiya to naaz ke msg aane lage jisme usne bhot sorry likha tha har wo online maine socha ke chalo heran karte hai
Me:ku maf karo
Naaz:Bhai plz mujhe maf karde sorryyyy
Me:Nahi karta jao so jao time bhot ho gaya hai
Naaz:Bhai plz na aap mujhse naraz rahenge to mujhe nind nhi aayegi
Me:To aesi harkat ku karti ho.
Naaz:Bhai mujhe nhi pata aap itne naraz ho jaoge shuba se naa call utha rahe ho aur yaha bhi mujhe dekh ke bhag gaye
(Jab me hina ko dekh ke room se nikal aaya tha.naaz ko laga usse gussa hon)
Me:Tu kam ku aesa kari
Naaz:Bhai sorry na maf kar do
Me
k koi bat nhi wese main naraz nhi tha aap se bas thora busy tha isliye jawab nhi de paya
Naaz:Haa ammi se pata chala aap baji ko leke ghumne gaye the.
Me:Haa maza aa gaya tha.
Naaz:haa ek hi behan hai aap ki he na
(Me samaj gaya ke naaz jealous ho rahi hai)
Me:Haa to mera khayal jo rakhti hai.
Naaz
hh hello hum bhi to karte hai.khali baji nahi
Me:But wo to kuch jayada rakhti hai.
Naaz:jese koi girlfriend hoti hai.
(Yaha mujhe darr ke naaz ne kuch dekh to nhi liya na mujhe Nahid ko wese main Naaz ko bhi touch karta maine socha baat ko aage badaya jaye.)
Me:Haa he na jese koi pyari girlfriend ho.
Naaz:Haa to ab usse hi pyar karna aur kaam karna.
Me:are meri pyari choti main to majak kar raha tha wese aap bhi janti ho main sab se jayada aap ko hi ghumata hon.
Naaz:Haa wo to hai.
Me:To is rishte se aap meri girlfriend hoi na.bolo bano gi meri girlfriend
Naaz:thik hai main bano gi
Me:wha meri ab meri bhi ek girlfriend hai
Naaz:bhai aap ki sach me koi gf nhi hai
Me:haa ab tak to nhi thi ab hai
Naaz:Bhai thik hai main aaj se aap ki girlfriend banogi.
Me
k to meri girlfriend ab so jao time dekho 3:00 baj rahe hai
Naaz
k bhai good night
Me:Bhai nhi jaan bolo
Naaz
funny emoji ke sath)Ok meri jaan
Mein: jaan bola hai naaz ab meri hai cheez tumari hai aur tumari har cheez meri samji
Me
k good night jaan bye
Naaz:bye sweet dreams jaan
Naaz ke sath bat kar ke main garam ho gaya tha aur uska mujhe jaan kahna mujhe bhot garam kar diya tha mine utha aur bathroom me gaya waha naaz ko yaad kar ke muth laga raha tha.ke main last me tha ke mere mind me jo Nahid ka jism aa gaya aaj uski gaand ko dabana ye fil karte hi main discharge ho gaya aur mere moo se nikla Nahid meri jaan

Tujee mein jald bister per launga tujee mein apna bus mein kar lunga mera har kehna mane gi aur jhad gaya
Aur main wapas aa ke so gaya
Me:kya bat hai mere sher ek ladki to patai
Tosif:haa tera bhai kisi se kam hai kya
Me:haa wo to hai.
Tosif:Wese maine bachpan se tujhse kuch nhi chupaya to ek aur bat bata hon.
Me:kya
Tosif:Maine abhi tak apne khandan ki teen ladkiya chod chuka
Me:kis kis ko bhai(Hina ka mujhe pata tha)
Tosif:Ek to shaiba,aur ek reshma
Me:kya reshma ko bhi nhi chod dala wha mere sher
Tosif:bol mera saath dega to ek jo ladki hide hai sirf uska naam hi nhi batonga balke usse tere lund pe bitha donga
(Main janta tha ke tosif mere sath sirf meri beheno ke liye chata hai ku ke khandan ke kafi ladke meri behno pe bori najar rakhte the.balke mere mama ke ek ladke ne Nahid ko parpose kiya tha jiska Nahid ne ammi ko bata di thi.uske bad ghar me bhot hungama howa tha ye tab ki bat hai jab abba the.uske bad koi ne bhi Nahid ya meri aur behno ke sath ye nhi kya iska mujhe bad me pata chala tha.)
Main tosif ko kuch bolta isse phele naaz ka call aa gaya jo maine tosif ki wajha se nhi utahaya aur bola chalo niche bola tha hai uske bad hum niche gaye aur barat aa gayi phir kam me busy ho aur sab rasam ke bad main ghar aa gaya kuch 12:45 ke karib
ammi,nahid,saba teeno ghar aa gaye jine mere bare mama chorne aaye the.
Me:ammi naaz kaha hai
Saba:bhai usko khala ne rok liya wo Ujma nhi hai aur aaj wo akeli nhi sona chahati thi isliye
Me:Ok aur chalo so jao
Main itna bol ke room me aa gaya aur kapde change kar ke leta aur socha whatsapp use karo maine whatsapp on kiya to naaz ke msg aane lage jisme usne bhot sorry likha tha har wo online maine socha ke chalo heran karte hai
Me:ku maf karo
Naaz:Bhai plz mujhe maf karde sorryyyy
Me:Nahi karta jao so jao time bhot ho gaya hai
Naaz:Bhai plz na aap mujhse naraz rahenge to mujhe nind nhi aayegi
Me:To aesi harkat ku karti ho.
Naaz:Bhai mujhe nhi pata aap itne naraz ho jaoge shuba se naa call utha rahe ho aur yaha bhi mujhe dekh ke bhag gaye
(Jab me hina ko dekh ke room se nikal aaya tha.naaz ko laga usse gussa hon)
Me:Tu kam ku aesa kari
Naaz:Bhai sorry na maf kar do
Me
Naaz:Haa ammi se pata chala aap baji ko leke ghumne gaye the.
Me:Haa maza aa gaya tha.
Naaz:haa ek hi behan hai aap ki he na
(Me samaj gaya ke naaz jealous ho rahi hai)
Me:Haa to mera khayal jo rakhti hai.
Naaz
Me:But wo to kuch jayada rakhti hai.
Naaz:jese koi girlfriend hoti hai.
(Yaha mujhe darr ke naaz ne kuch dekh to nhi liya na mujhe Nahid ko wese main Naaz ko bhi touch karta maine socha baat ko aage badaya jaye.)
Me:Haa he na jese koi pyari girlfriend ho.
Naaz:Haa to ab usse hi pyar karna aur kaam karna.
Me:are meri pyari choti main to majak kar raha tha wese aap bhi janti ho main sab se jayada aap ko hi ghumata hon.
Naaz:Haa wo to hai.
Me:To is rishte se aap meri girlfriend hoi na.bolo bano gi meri girlfriend
Naaz:thik hai main bano gi
Me:wha meri ab meri bhi ek girlfriend hai
Naaz:bhai aap ki sach me koi gf nhi hai
Me:haa ab tak to nhi thi ab hai
Naaz:Bhai thik hai main aaj se aap ki girlfriend banogi.
Me
Naaz
Me:Bhai nhi jaan bolo
Naaz

Mein: jaan bola hai naaz ab meri hai cheez tumari hai aur tumari har cheez meri samji
Me
Naaz:bye sweet dreams jaan
Naaz ke sath bat kar ke main garam ho gaya tha aur uska mujhe jaan kahna mujhe bhot garam kar diya tha mine utha aur bathroom me gaya waha naaz ko yaad kar ke muth laga raha tha.ke main last me tha ke mere mind me jo Nahid ka jism aa gaya aaj uski gaand ko dabana ye fil karte hi main discharge ho gaya aur mere moo se nikla Nahid meri jaan

Tujee mein jald bister per launga tujee mein apna bus mein kar lunga mera har kehna mane gi aur jhad gaya
Aur main wapas aa ke so gaya