Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

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Update-122(Some Weird Shit)


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Uske baad humlog so gaye bc thakk gaye they ...or kaafi raat bhi hogayi thi..or Kal fir Ek or game bajaana tha...

Subah early morning mujhe kissi ne jagayaa.. Toh as expected Saamne Anjali khaddi thi..

Main-What the fuck... 6 baje hain yaar... Koi tapak gaya kya...??

Anjali-Nahi re police waale aaein hain...

Main - kyun..?

Anjali-Kal jo hua uski Report toh banaani padegi naa unko...

Main-Toh main kya karunga usme banwaado tumlog...

Anjali-Actually SP aaya hai area kaa woh puri report banwaana caahta hai matlab Tumhaara naam add karna caahta hai because Rakesh ko tumne maara or Brijesh ko bhi tumne he maara lagaalo...

Main-Oh fuck no.. Mera Naam kissi report mein nahi hona caahiye kitani baar bola hai maine.. Mujhe koi credit nahi caahiye dono kaa incounter apne naam karwaalo...

Anjali-Maine bola unko lekin usko tumse baat karni hai aise report mein gadbbadi nahi kartey wagairaah wagairaah.. Imaandaar aadmi hai.. Or mera senior bhi..

Main-Ye bhenchod saare Imaandaar humein he kyun miltey hain... Subah subah ye dimag khaaega....chalo aata hun...

Anjali niche chali gayi main fresh hoke niche aaya toh niche SP k sath kuch or Officers bhi they.. SP thakur k sath baitha tha.. Or jiss hissab se thakur se baat Kar raha tha woh matlab iss area mein respect thi uski...

SP-Hello Mr.AP...

Main-Hello SP sahaab... Suna milna caahtey ho aap mujhse...

SP-Ji woh darashal pehle toh Dhanywaad Jo Brijesh jaise gandey kiddey ko iss samaaj se nikaal diya aapne... bahot bahot badhaaiyaan....

Main - Thank you thank-you...

SP-So aapko toh maalum he hai police kaa kaam kaisa hota hai sab kaagaj par maangtey hain uppar waale.. Baaki Sab toh Anjali ji ne complete karwaa diya bus Brijesh or Rakesh kaa aap bataadijiye jarra...

Main-No idea... I guess Anjali ne maara tha dono ko..

SP-lekin wahaan rehney waale logon ne toh aapko dekha tha goli chalaatey hue rakesh par..

Main-Naa galat dekha main toh gaadi mein se he naa Uttara...

SP-hehehe..aap toh aise chuppa rahein hain maano arrest karlunga main aapko.. Bhai aap bhi police waale main bhi police waala aapne apna kaam kiya main apna karr raha hun toh issme chupane waala kya hai.. Brijesh Or rakesh ko toh waise bhi Jaana he tha...

Main - Exactly... Agar Jaana he tha toh kissne maara kaise maara doesn't matter kissi k naam bhi likhdo.. Mera kyun...?

SP-Kyunki Dekhne waalon ne aapka he naam liya hai..

Main - Raat k andhere mein unhe main dikh gaya or pehchaana kaise mujhe...? Mereko jaantey thodi hain wohlog...

SP-Ji unhone hulliyaa bataaya aapka...

Main-Raat ko unhe hulliyaa dikh gaya mera...?

SP-Street light bhi toh thi naa AP sahaab...

Main-Street lights itani bhi High quality nahi hain jo durr se kissi kaa pura ka pura hulliyaa he yaad rehjaae...India mein ho aap USA naa pohanchey abhi...

Abeer-Kya SP sahaab kyun befaltu lamba khinch rahe ho mere naam likhdo.. Usme kya itani panchaayaat hai.

SP-kaanoon aise kaam nahi karta naa Abeer sahaab... Jabtak AP sahaab kabool nahi karlenge or main ye apni report puri nahi karlunga main yahaan se nahi Jaane waala..

Main-dekho first thing first... I respect ki tum Immandar officer ho.. I respect that.. But the thing is main yahaan khadda hoke tabtak tumhaare sath behans kar shakta hun jabtak tumhaara sans naa fool jaae.. Or tum ghanta ye prove nahi kar paaoge ki woh main tha.... Ye dekho inmein se 10 log abhi gawaahi dedenge ki main pure time gaadi mein he tha to topic yahin khatam hojaaega or tum apni kaagaji kaarwaahi mein lage rehna... Isliye main nahi caahta hum dono kaa time kharaab ho isliye jiska naam likhna hai likhiye or file bandh kijiye..

SP-Wahi toh agar kissi kaa naam likhna hai toh aapka he likhdeta hun. Beshak prove nahi kar paaun but sach toh ye hai..

Main - Bhai kyun irritate kar rahe ho subah subah kahaan se padhke SP bane tum.. "Beshak Prove naa karr paaun lekin sach toh yahi hai" isme kya logic hua... Jo prove he naa hua woh sach kaise maanlega koi.. Dekho simple si baat bataata hun yahaan sabko malum hai maine maara dono ko but mujhe mera Naam kissi report mein nahi caahiye bus that's it...

SP-Aap ek kaam kijiye kissi Senior officer se baat karwaa dijiye meri... Fir jo woh bolenge woh kardunga main...

Ye sunke mujhe hansi aagayi... Matlab befaltu waali hansi nahi real waali hansi.. I really liked how innocent he was.. I mean aajkal itani high rank par itana immandar officer milna bahot mushkil hai.... Uss bandey ne meri frustration durr kardi...

Main-ok officer... You know what I really like you... Inlog k alaawa bahot Kam Police waale hain jinko ye baat boli hai maine..

SP-Thank you...

Main-So baat rahi senior officer ki toh abhi karwaa deta hun baat.. Dont worry a bit..

Maine phone nikaala or Yogesh uncle ko call kiya Yogesh uncle bole toh Jo SP they last part mein abhi DIG of Police haryana hain.. Thode time pehle aaye they jab red John par charcha horahi thi...



Main-Namaste uncle..

Yoge-Namastey-2 mere sher... Yamunanagar mein kya kand kar rahe ho tumlog...

Main-Kal he kiya raatko..

Yoge-Haan Haan Anjali ne bataaya mujhe aaj thoda bahot.. Bhai bahot he badhiya kaam kiya..

Mai-Haan.. Actually mereko thoda kaam Tha..

Yoge-ji boliye sir. ...

Main-Ye SP sahaab khaddey hain mere saamne Ritesh Garg...

Yoge-Hmmm... Haan Jaan gaya... Kaafi achaa officer hai.. Last month he medal Milla tha usse Governor se....

Main-So Ye kuch file Banaa rahe hain jisme mujhe mera Naam nahi caahiye inhone kahaa senior officer se baat karwaado toh woh uss hissab se karlenge... toh uska karo kuch..

Yoge-Kissi or kaa karwaado naam.. Kya badi baat hai illegal thodi naa Kiya hai kuch...

Main - Bus wahi karwaado.

Yoge-Hojaaega... Hogaya samjho...

Main-Beautiful.. Baat karlo...

Maine usko phone diya toh woh phone leke ek side ko chala gaya baat karne ko...

Abeer-Itana kya hans raha hai..

Main - Actually soch agar ye kahin highly corrupt jone kaa SP hota toh kya hota iss bechare kaa...?

Abeer-Lol... True..

Main-Nice dude nice.. We need few more officers like him...

Mangal -Agreed...

Meera-You look cute laughing..

Main-what the fuck line maar rahi hai kya...?

Meera-shut up..


Woh SP baat karke waapis aaya...

SP-thank you sir.. Baat hogayi..

Main-No problem dude.. No problem...

SP-OK main chalta hun ab...

Main-Sure sure... Bye... See you around...

Woh apne sathi officers ko leke chala gaya... Main waapis room mein aaya or fir nahaa dhoke kapdey wagairaah change karke niche aaya... Naasta ready hogaya tha.. Sabne nasta kiya... Uske baad Hum sab hall mein he baith gaye... Kyunki Thakur and family bahaar chale gaye humaare kuch bandey unke sath gaye.. Ab keval Gunjan humaare sath thi..

Main-By the way Sunny kaa kya karna hai fir...?

Abeer-Karna ye...

Main - ek second...

Abeer-AP..?

Main-Ek second... What the fuck is this...?

Abeer-kya..?

Main-Ye smell nahi aarahi halki halki tumlog ko...?

Abeer-Nahi..

Meera-Kaisi smell..

Main-Abeer... .

Abeer-I am here... Kya hua be...?

Anjali-AP...???

Main-holy fucking shit...

Ye bolke main bahaar ki taraf bhaaga..actually mujhe kuch feel horaha tha jisse main discribe nahi kar paraha tha... Kuch ajeeb saa like koi gas jaisa kuch... Lekin halka halka itana halka ki naak ko mehsush bhi naa hua lekin mera dimag rukk gaya usase ek second k liye...rebooting mode mein chala gaya bc main...

Main bahaar seedha lawn mein aake rukka jahaan jaake mujhe sans aaya.. What in the fucking world was that.. Aisa kuch pehle nahi dikha yaa sungha maine.. Bhenchod sasta chloroform toh nahi le aaya koi... Lekin bc chloroform toh mehnga waala he assar nahi karta mere uppar... Ye smell thodi bahot jaani pehchaani thi lekin sath sath mujhe ye lag raha tha first time hai mera...

Mere piche piche sablog bahaar aaye.

Abeer-Abe hua kya..?


Main-Bhai that shit was fucking insane... Almost behonsh hogaya tha main... Tumlog theek ho...?

Abeer-abe humein toh kuch mehsush bhi naa hua... Tujhe hua kya..?

Main-What the fuck.. Kissi ko bhi kuch nahi hua..

Ajay-Nope...

Deepak - Nhi toh...

Main-what the fuck just happened then.. Abe ek chakkar lagaake aao toh sab.. Dekho koi hai toh nahi aas pass kuch dhuaa wagairaah yaa koi banda..? Kuch bhi suspected saa...

Turant sablog bikhar gaye main ek bench par baitha mere sath Abeer Ami Meera and Anjali he they...

Abeer-Abe hua kya ye toh bata...?

Main-Some weird shit.. Mujhe kuch smell si aai jo kaafi halki thi or bahot jyaada ajeeb... 3 seconds mein toh mere andar ghuss gayi sab blank hogaya tha aankhein takk blank hogayi thi almost issi liye bhaagta hua yahaan aaya main... Yahaan aake vision clear hua...

Abeer-Kamaal hai humein kuch nahi hua...

Ami-Exactly... Tune naastey mein kya khaaya...

Main-Paraanthey.. Chutiya samjha hai kya.. Itana slow bhi naa hua dimag.. Yaad hai mujhe...

Ami-Just checking..

Main-fishy....lekin wahin dusri taraf ye mere mind ki koi new bakchodi ho shakti hai..

Abeer- I think so.. Kyunki tera dimag time time par aisi he weird harkatein karta hai...

Main-yep... Dekhtey hain agar search party ko agal bagal kuch nahi Milla toh fir Dimag ka he koi naya kand hai...

And as expected kissi ko kuch nahi Milla aaju baaju uppar niche.. . Bhen k lawde dimag gand fod deni hai maine teri.. aise chutiyaape akele mein kiya kar bhenchod sabke saamne beijjati karwaadi...gandu....ye experiment time or jagah dekh k kiya kar..


Ab Mujhe salaah di sabne ki Ruhi se mill lo... Jisko maine 3 seconds mein reject kardiya.. Mission k bich mein kuch bhi nahi..


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Update-122(Some Weird Shit)


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Uske baad humlog so gaye bc thakk gaye they ...or kaafi raat bhi hogayi thi..or Kal fir Ek or game bajaana tha...

Subah early morning mujhe kissi ne jagayaa.. Toh as expected Saamne Anjali khaddi thi..

Main-What the fuck... 6 baje hain yaar... Koi tapak gaya kya...??

Anjali-Nahi re police waale aaein hain...

Main - kyun..?

Anjali-Kal jo hua uski Report toh banaani padegi naa unko...

Main-Toh main kya karunga usme banwaado tumlog...

Anjali-Actually SP aaya hai area kaa woh puri report banwaana caahta hai matlab Tumhaara naam add karna caahta hai because Rakesh ko tumne maara or Brijesh ko bhi tumne he maara lagaalo...

Main-Oh fuck no.. Mera Naam kissi report mein nahi hona caahiye kitani baar bola hai maine.. Mujhe koi credit nahi caahiye dono kaa incounter apne naam karwaalo...

Anjali-Maine bola unko lekin usko tumse baat karni hai aise report mein gadbbadi nahi kartey wagairaah wagairaah.. Imaandaar aadmi hai.. Or mera senior bhi..

Main-Ye bhenchod saare Imaandaar humein he kyun miltey hain... Subah subah ye dimag khaaega....chalo aata hun...

Anjali niche chali gayi main fresh hoke niche aaya toh niche SP k sath kuch or Officers bhi they.. SP thakur k sath baitha tha.. Or jiss hissab se thakur se baat Kar raha tha woh matlab iss area mein respect thi uski...

SP-Hello Mr.AP...

Main-Hello SP sahaab... Suna milna caahtey ho aap mujhse...

SP-Ji woh darashal pehle toh Dhanywaad Jo Brijesh jaise gandey kiddey ko iss samaaj se nikaal diya aapne... bahot bahot badhaaiyaan....

Main - Thank you thank-you...

SP-So aapko toh maalum he hai police kaa kaam kaisa hota hai sab kaagaj par maangtey hain uppar waale.. Baaki Sab toh Anjali ji ne complete karwaa diya bus Brijesh or Rakesh kaa aap bataadijiye jarra...

Main-No idea... I guess Anjali ne maara tha dono ko..

SP-lekin wahaan rehney waale logon ne toh aapko dekha tha goli chalaatey hue rakesh par..

Main-Naa galat dekha main toh gaadi mein se he naa Uttara...

SP-hehehe..aap toh aise chuppa rahein hain maano arrest karlunga main aapko.. Bhai aap bhi police waale main bhi police waala aapne apna kaam kiya main apna karr raha hun toh issme chupane waala kya hai.. Brijesh Or rakesh ko toh waise bhi Jaana he tha...

Main - Exactly... Agar Jaana he tha toh kissne maara kaise maara doesn't matter kissi k naam bhi likhdo.. Mera kyun...?

SP-Kyunki Dekhne waalon ne aapka he naam liya hai..

Main - Raat k andhere mein unhe main dikh gaya or pehchaana kaise mujhe...? Mereko jaantey thodi hain wohlog...

SP-Ji unhone hulliyaa bataaya aapka...

Main-Raat ko unhe hulliyaa dikh gaya mera...?

SP-Street light bhi toh thi naa AP sahaab...

Main-Street lights itani bhi High quality nahi hain jo durr se kissi kaa pura ka pura hulliyaa he yaad rehjaae...India mein ho aap USA naa pohanchey abhi...

Abeer-Kya SP sahaab kyun befaltu lamba khinch rahe ho mere naam likhdo.. Usme kya itani panchaayaat hai.

SP-kaanoon aise kaam nahi karta naa Abeer sahaab... Jabtak AP sahaab kabool nahi karlenge or main ye apni report puri nahi karlunga main yahaan se nahi Jaane waala..

Main-dekho first thing first... I respect ki tum Immandar officer ho.. I respect that.. But the thing is main yahaan khadda hoke tabtak tumhaare sath behans kar shakta hun jabtak tumhaara sans naa fool jaae.. Or tum ghanta ye prove nahi kar paaoge ki woh main tha.... Ye dekho inmein se 10 log abhi gawaahi dedenge ki main pure time gaadi mein he tha to topic yahin khatam hojaaega or tum apni kaagaji kaarwaahi mein lage rehna... Isliye main nahi caahta hum dono kaa time kharaab ho isliye jiska naam likhna hai likhiye or file bandh kijiye..

SP-Wahi toh agar kissi kaa naam likhna hai toh aapka he likhdeta hun. Beshak prove nahi kar paaun but sach toh ye hai..

Main - Bhai kyun irritate kar rahe ho subah subah kahaan se padhke SP bane tum.. "Beshak Prove naa karr paaun lekin sach toh yahi hai" isme kya logic hua... Jo prove he naa hua woh sach kaise maanlega koi.. Dekho simple si baat bataata hun yahaan sabko malum hai maine maara dono ko but mujhe mera Naam kissi report mein nahi caahiye bus that's it...

SP-Aap ek kaam kijiye kissi Senior officer se baat karwaa dijiye meri... Fir jo woh bolenge woh kardunga main...

Ye sunke mujhe hansi aagayi... Matlab befaltu waali hansi nahi real waali hansi.. I really liked how innocent he was.. I mean aajkal itani high rank par itana immandar officer milna bahot mushkil hai.... Uss bandey ne meri frustration durr kardi...

Main-ok officer... You know what I really like you... Inlog k alaawa bahot Kam Police waale hain jinko ye baat boli hai maine..

SP-Thank you...

Main-So baat rahi senior officer ki toh abhi karwaa deta hun baat.. Dont worry a bit..

Maine phone nikaala or Yogesh uncle ko call kiya Yogesh uncle bole toh Jo SP they last part mein abhi DIG of Police haryana hain.. Thode time pehle aaye they jab red John par charcha horahi thi...



Main-Namaste uncle..

Yoge-Namastey-2 mere sher... Yamunanagar mein kya kand kar rahe ho tumlog...

Main-Kal he kiya raatko..

Yoge-Haan Haan Anjali ne bataaya mujhe aaj thoda bahot.. Bhai bahot he badhiya kaam kiya..

Mai-Haan.. Actually mereko thoda kaam Tha..

Yoge-ji boliye sir. ...

Main-Ye SP sahaab khaddey hain mere saamne Ritesh Garg...

Yoge-Hmmm... Haan Jaan gaya... Kaafi achaa officer hai.. Last month he medal Milla tha usse Governor se....

Main-So Ye kuch file Banaa rahe hain jisme mujhe mera Naam nahi caahiye inhone kahaa senior officer se baat karwaado toh woh uss hissab se karlenge... toh uska karo kuch..

Yoge-Kissi or kaa karwaado naam.. Kya badi baat hai illegal thodi naa Kiya hai kuch...

Main - Bus wahi karwaado.

Yoge-Hojaaega... Hogaya samjho...

Main-Beautiful.. Baat karlo...

Maine usko phone diya toh woh phone leke ek side ko chala gaya baat karne ko...

Abeer-Itana kya hans raha hai..

Main - Actually soch agar ye kahin highly corrupt jone kaa SP hota toh kya hota iss bechare kaa...?

Abeer-Lol... True..

Main-Nice dude nice.. We need few more officers like him...

Mangal -Agreed...

Meera-You look cute laughing..

Main-what the fuck line maar rahi hai kya...?

Meera-shut up..


Woh SP baat karke waapis aaya...

SP-thank you sir.. Baat hogayi..

Main-No problem dude.. No problem...

SP-OK main chalta hun ab...

Main-Sure sure... Bye... See you around...

Woh apne sathi officers ko leke chala gaya... Main waapis room mein aaya or fir nahaa dhoke kapdey wagairaah change karke niche aaya... Naasta ready hogaya tha.. Sabne nasta kiya... Uske baad Hum sab hall mein he baith gaye... Kyunki Thakur and family bahaar chale gaye humaare kuch bandey unke sath gaye.. Ab keval Gunjan humaare sath thi..

Main-By the way Sunny kaa kya karna hai fir...?

Abeer-Karna ye...

Main - ek second...

Abeer-AP..?

Main-Ek second... What the fuck is this...?

Abeer-kya..?

Main-Ye smell nahi aarahi halki halki tumlog ko...?

Abeer-Nahi..

Meera-Kaisi smell..

Main-Abeer... .

Abeer-I am here... Kya hua be...?

Anjali-AP...???

Main-holy fucking shit...

Ye bolke main bahaar ki taraf bhaaga..actually mujhe kuch feel horaha tha jisse main discribe nahi kar paraha tha... Kuch ajeeb saa like koi gas jaisa kuch... Lekin halka halka itana halka ki naak ko mehsush bhi naa hua lekin mera dimag rukk gaya usase ek second k liye...rebooting mode mein chala gaya bc main...

Main bahaar seedha lawn mein aake rukka jahaan jaake mujhe sans aaya.. What in the fucking world was that.. Aisa kuch pehle nahi dikha yaa sungha maine.. Bhenchod sasta chloroform toh nahi le aaya koi... Lekin bc chloroform toh mehnga waala he assar nahi karta mere uppar... Ye smell thodi bahot jaani pehchaani thi lekin sath sath mujhe ye lag raha tha first time hai mera...

Mere piche piche sablog bahaar aaye.

Abeer-Abe hua kya..?


Main-Bhai that shit was fucking insane... Almost behonsh hogaya tha main... Tumlog theek ho...?

Abeer-abe humein toh kuch mehsush bhi naa hua... Tujhe hua kya..?

Main-What the fuck.. Kissi ko bhi kuch nahi hua..

Ajay-Nope...

Deepak - Nhi toh...

Main-what the fuck just happened then.. Abe ek chakkar lagaake aao toh sab.. Dekho koi hai toh nahi aas pass kuch dhuaa wagairaah yaa koi banda..? Kuch bhi suspected saa...

Turant sablog bikhar gaye main ek bench par baitha mere sath Abeer Ami Meera and Anjali he they...

Abeer-Abe hua kya ye toh bata...?

Main-Some weird shit.. Mujhe kuch smell si aai jo kaafi halki thi or bahot jyaada ajeeb... 3 seconds mein toh mere andar ghuss gayi sab blank hogaya tha aankhein takk blank hogayi thi almost issi liye bhaagta hua yahaan aaya main... Yahaan aake vision clear hua...

Abeer-Kamaal hai humein kuch nahi hua...

Ami-Exactly... Tune naastey mein kya khaaya...

Main-Paraanthey.. Chutiya samjha hai kya.. Itana slow bhi naa hua dimag.. Yaad hai mujhe...

Ami-Just checking..

Main-fishy....lekin wahin dusri taraf ye mere mind ki koi new bakchodi ho shakti hai..

Abeer- I think so.. Kyunki tera dimag time time par aisi he weird harkatein karta hai...

Main-yep... Dekhtey hain agar search party ko agal bagal kuch nahi Milla toh fir Dimag ka he koi naya kand hai...

And as expected kissi ko kuch nahi Milla aaju baaju uppar niche.. . Bhen k lawde dimag gand fod deni hai maine teri.. aise chutiyaape akele mein kiya kar bhenchod sabke saamne beijjati karwaadi...gandu....ye experiment time or jagah dekh k kiya kar..


Ab Mujhe salaah di sabne ki Ruhi se mill lo... Jisko maine 3 seconds mein reject kardiya.. Mission k bich mein kuch bhi nahi..


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Matlab ki dimagh ka chemical locha phir chalu ho gaya bidu. Ek mast tarokhe se beizzati Kharaab kar di bhai. Magar locha yah harkat to karta hai satekli wali par dimagh ko bhi super computer bana deta hain baap. Kiya mast likh rela Hai bhai maza aa Jaata Hai pad ker.

 

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Yaar aapne kaha tha Jald hi Romance aayega story me par ab tak nahi aaya ab to hero Ko study ka tension aa gya aur Riya ka kya , kya uska role is bar hai ya nahi

Romance kaa tension se koi lena dena nahi hai romance study k time bhi toh hota hai .. Riya kaa role first half mein nahi hai utana.. Lekin romance abhi aane waala hai..

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Update-124(No Fucking Way)


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Main - Boys lets destroy them..

Mera itana kehna tha ki mere piche se silencer lagi M4 challi jiski halki halki awaaj toh hui lekin banduk chalne jaisi nahi thi. Or meri aankhein tab khulli rehgayi jab saamne khadey 3no guards wahin k wahin dherr hogaye...

Main-What the fuck...? Bro holy fuck.. Teeno headshot... Bc pura din pubg he kheltey ho lagta hai..

Jack - LOL..

Woh teeno marrgaye lekin aaju baaju kissi parindey ko bhi nahi pata chala..or hum bhaagtey hue haweli k andar enter hue jahan lawn type kuch tha.. bandey humaare aage aage they or hum piche... Uske baad haweli k andar ghussney k liye ek or gate tha jo lakadi kaa tha chota aaram se tutt jaata lekin uski jarurat he nahi paddi kyunki kundi nahi lagi thi jack ne ek laat maari toh gate sapaat khull gaya... And Jack or baaki Bandukk taane chillatey hue andar ghusse "Hath Uppar Warna Thokdenge Hill Matt maadarchod niche baith Hath uppar".... Hum unke piche piche andar ghusse Firing bhi hui shayad koi bhaagne ki koshish kar raha tha... Andar aaye toh hall mein 2 dead bodies paddi thi or 4 bandey apne hath uppar kiye niche baithey they...

Main-jack tum sab k sab bahaar jaao haweli ko 4on taraf se gherr lo koi bahaar nahi Jaana caahiye... Inmein se koi sunny ya Gautam nahi hai...

Jack-Ok boss..

Woh sab turant bahaar fail gaye..

Main-kahaan Hai woh log... Bol bhosdk warna thokdunga...


Aadmi-Gautam ss. S. S. Sahaab andar hain... Or sunny birju bandey leke gaye hain...

Main-Sunny bhi gaya hai...

Aadmi-h. G. H.. Hh... Hh.. Haaan... Woh khud tum sab ko marrtey hue dekhna caahta tha..

Main-Yahaan se nikalne kaa koi Orr raasta toh nahi haina surang wagairaah bc...

Aadmi - nn. Nahi... Uss kamre mein Hain sahaab..

Ussne ek room ki taraf ishaara kiya... Jo hall cross karke saamne he tha.. Gate bandh tha uss kamre kaa... Or jaise he hum gate k pass gaye andar se Gautam ki awaaj aai...

Gautam-Yahaan hun main...

Main-Hath uppar karke bahaar aaja bhosdk warna thokdunga..

Gautam-Tum andar aajaao...

Main-Chutiya samjha hai kya lawde...

Gau-Kuch bhi nahi hai mere pass.. Dekhlo gate kholke...

Abeer-(aaram se) side mein hatt darwaje k saamne khadda naa ho..

Humlog darwaje se side hattey..

Main - beta gautam bahaar aaja warna toh fir bomb faink dunga toh bhosdk itane tukkadey hojaaenge Ki samjh mein naa aaega kissi ko ki tu aadmi hai yaa chicken fry...

Gautam-Dekho gate khulla hai beshak dekhlo mere pass kuch nahi hai..

Maine side mein se he gate ko laat maari toh woh sapaat khull gaya.. Or saamne Gautam chair par hath uppar kare baitha tha... Mujhe laga gun hogi isliye main ek jhalak dekhtey he waapis side mein hogaya.. Woh nihatha saamne baitha tha lekin mujhe vishwaash naa tha aaju baaju koi bhi ho shakta Hai... Uske liye abki baar Abeer ne Ek jhatke se andar mundi daali or bahaar nikaali...

Abeer-clear hai.. Bathroom wagairaah hai nahi andar... Bomb wagairaah kaa Keh nahi shakta....

Main-itana dildaar nahi hai ye jo khudko blast karlega humaare sath.. Or naa he itana shyaana Hai..

Anjali-toh kya karein..

Main-1,2,3...

Ye boltey he hum teeno ek sath andar ghusse toh woh chota saa room tha or clear tha keval Gautam akela tha...

Main-Kya be chutiye itana kya bha.......

Main bichmein he rukk gaya kyunki firse wahi bakchodi hui woh smell wahi effect...lekin abki baar effect kaafi jyaada tha. Main 2 seconds mein he ghutano par aagaya Dimaag ek dum se rukk gaya bhayanak sir Dard karne laga aankhon k aage anderra chaa gaya...

Maine apna pura dum lagaaya Or main ghutano k ball he uss room se ghissta hua bahaar aaya... Or bahaar hall mein aake jameen par lait gaya apna sirr pakad kar...

Holy fucking shit.. Mera dimag ekdum se blank hogaya tha main kab kahaan kyun tha kuch clear nahi hua ek minute k liye toh aankhon k aage almost andherra chaa gaya tha... Sirr maano fatt jaaega...Yahaan takk ki sans lene mein bhi dikkat hone lagi... Agar ye jyaada derr chalta toh bc paglaa jaata main lekin thank God 2 minute baad mera vision clear hua uppar uss haweli ki chatt dikhi mujhe bc.. sirr Dard ek jhatke se kaafi kam hua... Or dimag waapis working condition mein aaya....Anjali mere uppar jukhi thi or chilla rahi thi.. Bc sans attak gaya tha... Main uthke baith gaya or jorr jorr se Sans lene laga...

Anjali ne mere sirr par hath lagaake dekha maano bukhar check kar rahi ho... Bc sach kahun toh main kaafi darr gaya tha iss kand se.. Ye maine pehle bhi kahaa tha or aaj bhi kehta hun mujhe keval 2 cheejon se darr lagta hai 1 uss ghatna ko yaad karne se jab mera kidnap hua tha or mujhe torture kiya gaya tha or number 2 or sabse jyaada important mere dimag se... Main pura paseene se bheeg gaya tha or wahaan baitha baitha jorr jorr se sans leraha tha...

Anjali-AP...??

Main-Dude I was fucking dead almost... This shit is so fucked up...

Anjali-hua kya...?

Main-wahi sab jo aaj subah hua tha lekin usase kahin jyaada strong...

Gautam-hahaha hahaha...

Gautam jo mere saamne khadda tha Abeer ki gun usski khopaddi par thi woh mujhpar hans raha tha.... Tab mujhe realise hua ki ye mere dimag kaa kand nahi hai ye iska kand hai.. Ye impossible tha nope not at all ye aisa substance nahi dhund shakta tha jo mere dimag ki aise gand maare... Nope.. Bhenchod doctors takk naa dhund Paae aisa drug jo itani burri tarah effect kare mere dimag ko...

Main khadda hua..

Main-no fucking way ye tera kand hai...

Gautam-hahaha hahaha.. Bilkul...

Abeer - what...? What....?????

Anjali-No way... No fucking way...

Main - Chutiya Matt banna bhosdk..

Gautam-Tujhe kya laga main aise he surrender kardunga jabki mujhe maalum hai ki tumlog mujhe maaroge... Ghanta...

Main-ye nahi ho shakta.

Gautam-toh jaake dekh uss kamre k andar pata chal jaaega tujhe... Thakur ki haweli mein bhi woh samaan maine he pohanchwaaya tha.. Woh subah jo police waala aaya tha uske hathon... Mera he chella hai woh...

Main-kon woh SP...

Gau-Nahi SP kahaan gaya tha... Sub inspector tha ek Dinesh Sehrawat... SP saala Dheet Insaan hai paise naa caahiye usko..


Main--sub inspector...????

Anjali-SP k sath kuch or officers bhi they unmein se ek tha ye.

Main-oh! Haan Haan Haaan... Lekin ye pakka hai ye tu nahi kar shakta naa he tu kissi se karwaa shakta so jaldi se bata ye kya hai or kisne diya tujhe...

Gautam-bilkul theek kahaa main aisa kuch nahi kar shakta or mujhe ye bhi nahi maalum ye kya hai.. Lekin mujhe itana maalum Hai ki ye tujhe 1 minute k andar maar shakta Hai....

Anjali-Oh my god...


Main - Lekin ye diya kissne tujhe...

Gautam - chutiya samjha hai kya bhai.. Aise he bataadun..?


Main-Kya caahiye...?

Gautam - Seedhi si baat hai Sunny ko ye maalum Hai ki ye kya hai pura nahi but dene waale ne samjhaaya tab thoda bahot idea hogaya tha usse... Or mujhe ye maalum Hai ki ye kissne diya humein woh kaisa dikhta hai.... Ab iske badle mujhe caahiye 10 crore rupaae or meri or sunny ki jindagi...

Abeer - OH fuck... This is bad...

Main - Tujhe chhod dun...? Tune bhosdk kitani ghatiya harkatein ki hain or tujhe chhod dun..

Gautam-Woh toh tere uppar hai... Agar mujhe maarna teri khudki jindagi se jyaada important hai toh theek hai warna fir maardey mujhe... Lekin ye dhayan rakh humaare bina tu usse dhund nahi paaega... Or tujhe toh maalum Hai iske jarriye woh kitani jaldi teri jindagi kharaab kar shakta Hai.

Yahaan meri gand marr gayi Pehli baar mera dimag confuse hogaya... No way main usse dhund paaunga bina inki madad k ... Or nahi dhund paaya toh ye meri body k sath kya kya kar shakta Hai woh bataane ki jarurat nahi hai.

Abeer - Soch kya raha haibe..isme sochana kya hai . Call kar Mangal ko... Hatt main he karta hun.

Abeer ne mangal ko call kiya or main iss system kaa koi solution nikaalne laga... Lekin iska solution mere saamne tha woh tha Guatam...

Abeer-Mangal Sun.. SUNNY ko nahi maarna i repeat sunny ko nahi maarna.... Kyun kyaa baadmein bhosdk. bahot he jyaada jaruri Hai Sunny ko hath bhi nahi lagaaega koi...

Anjali-usko bol AP ki life ka sawaal hai...

Main chup chaap khadda tha uljhaa diya tha Iss 2 koudi k gangster ne... Actually nahi issne nahi uljhaaya lawda ye uljhaaega.. Uljhaaya ussne jo ye leke aaya bhenchod kya tha kaise tha kyun tha ye.. Kuch nahi maalum tha... Sample bhi kaise lun iska bhenchod jab baaki koi feel he nahi kar shakta tha isse toh...

Abeer-AP...?

Main-I need a minute...

Toh Jo nahi hona tha woh ho chuka tha... Aisa substance market mein aagaya tha jo mere dimag ki Maa chod shakta tha.. Woh bhi bhayanak waali... Or mujhe woh banda caahiye jissne ye banaaya or woh substance bhi caahiye... Or uska ekmaatar jarriya tha ye Gautam or Sunny. Par inhe main kaise chhod shakta tha no fucking way.. Aise ghatiya Insaan ko maarne k liye koi deal nahi honi caahiye... Wahin dusri taraf ye dikkat bhi thi ki yahi ek maatar aise log they jo mujhe uss shaks takk pohancha shaktey they. Uppar se jiss type k bandey ye dono hain humaari gand fatt jaaegi Inko torture kartey kartey but ye kuch nahi bolenge.... Toh choice 2 he thi lekin inmein he lawde lage they...


Continued..

Abey teri ki kaha phasa diya is lidu jaisay aadmi ney lag raha thaa ki khel khatam but kahi na kahi yah red john ka involvement lagta hai. Ab dekhna hoga AP ka dimagh iske paar kaisay Jaata hain.

 

[Shyam Singh]

Nice update. Waiting for next

 

[Vaibhav]

Kya bhai itne tym baad update diye usme v kuch nahi yaar kab se keh raha hu kuch to principal k sath m locha karwao ya fir kuch mazedar

 

[Innocent Aarya ~☆~]

update bole to jhakaas
avi study time he to library me hi kuchh twist hona chaiy or ab action se hat ke hero ko flirty vi hona mangta he bhai.

 

[Badshah Khan]

Shandaar update bhai
Acha kiya bhai phir college lekar agaye
Lagta hai bohut maza aney wala hai

 

[Waseem]

Hmmmm nice

 

[Rohan Rathore]

Thanks Bhidulog for all the love..

My issue is fixed all thanks to Evernote team.. I can access all my stuff now.. Update Posted read and give reviews... Sorry for the delay..


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AP bhai college to pohoch gaye but ye to bata bo ke bechari Riya kaha gayab ho gyi group me bhi nhi dikh rhi hai wo ajkl baat kyaa hai

 

[Tahirtahir111]

Nic update