Chutmarani Gaon - Anjum ki aaahhh
Update #07
(Hamari Khubsurat Anjum)
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Mohan- toh phir pakka raha.. jab hamari ye nuni lund ban jayegi.. tab main teri ammi chodunga.. aur tu meri behan...
Dono dost mare khusi k ek dusre k gale lag jaate hai.. aur samay aane par apne apne waade ko pura karne ka faisla karte hai..
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8 Saal baad...
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Wapas aate hai aaj k samay main.. jaha Aapne pada tha ki.. Sajid apni begum ko khet pe le ja raha tha.. par abhi usse 3 din pehle chalte hai
Toh chaliye suru karte hai..
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23 Saal ka Sajid Gaon k eklaute bazar se gujar raha tha.. tabhi uski Nazar samne se aati hui ek Bala ki khubsurat hasina par padti hai
Usne pehle kabhi us aurat ko gaon main nahi dekha tha.. waise bhi chutmarani Gaon ek chota sa gaon tha... Jaha sabhi log ek dusre ko ache se jante hai
Sajid jis aurat ko ektuk dekhe ja raha tha.. wo ek peeli saree main lipti hui Bala ki haseen aurat thi...
Umar muskil se yahi koi 23-24 hogi... Maang main sindoor aur hathon main chudiya... Sayad nayi nayi shadi hui thi uski...
Uska khubsurat chehra gol aur phool jaisa masum tha... Aankhein badi badi.. jinmain usne kajal laga rakha tha
Jisse uski khubsurti kai guna bad gayi thi...
Us saree main wo itni khubsurat aur kamuk lag rahi thi ki.. Sajid k lund ne salam karna suru kar diya
"Bus kar saale... Aankho se hi chod dega kiya.... ?"
Yu Achanak ye sun k Sajid dar sa jada hai.. use lagta hai ki sayad uski chori pakad Li gayi hai... Par jab wo piche mudta hai toh hairan reh jaata hai
Samne uske bachpan ka sabse acha dost... Aur bhai 'Mohan' khada tha
Sajid- Abe saale... Tu gaon main...
Mohan apne dost ko khus hota dekh k aage badta hai aur dono dost gale lag jaate hai
Kuch pal baad jab dono alag hote hai toh... Mohan Sajid ka eshara us aurat ki taraf wapas karte hue kehta hai
"Kon hai saali... Bada mast maal hai bhai...."
Sajid- nahi re... Main khud aaj ese yaha pehli bar dekh raha hu... Warna hamare gaon main aisa maal ho aur hume pata tak na ho.. aisa kaise mumkin hai
Mohan- sahi kaha yaar... Waise mujhe toh laga.. kahi maine gaon chor k koi galti toh nahi kar di....
Sajid- (Haste hue) ha saale.. ye bata tu itne saalon k baad yu Achanak.. wapas gaon main...
Mohan- saale sab yahi khade khade hi puch lega kiya.. itne saalon baad Mila hu... Ghar le chal.. chalte chalte baten kar lenge
Mohan ki baat sunkar Sajid has deta hai aur dono dost Sajid k ghar ki taraf chal padte hai
Raste main
Sajid- aur bata... Mujhe toh laga tha.. ki jo hua uske baad sayad tu gaon kabhi aaye hi na
Mohan- (ek lambi saans chorte hue) ha yaar... Maya didi ne jo kiya.. uske baad tujhe toh pata hai ki hamari kitni badnami ho rahi thi.. esliye majburi main gaon chor k Jana pada
Sajid- (Ha main sar hilate hue) hmm... Sahi kaha... Aur bata bhabhi kaisi hai.. suna hai tune shadi kar li
Mohan- (Haste hue) Bhosdike k shadi toh tune bhi kar li.. mujhe bhi aaj hi gaon main logo se pata chala
Sajid- (Mohan ki baat sunkar hasne lagta hai) ha yaar.. sab kuch bahut jaldi hi ho gaya.... Aur bata meri piyari bhabhi kaisi hai
Mohan- Kismat wala hu yaar main... Anchal bahut achi hai... Waise gaon main logo se suna... Meri bhabhi bhi mast maal hai
(Sajid ki Begum Anjum 'Mast Maal')
Mohan haste hue apni baat kehta hai
Sajid uski baat par hasne lagta hai aur kehta hai
"Waise gaon main kab aaya... "
Mohan- kal raat ko aaya tha...
Sajid- are toh ruka kaha tha... Ghar q nahi aaya
Mohan- are baba meri Chachi hai na.. bhool gaya kiya...
Sajid- are ha.. ha.. sahi kaha tune
Dono barso purane dost yu hi baaten karte hue Sajid k ghar ki taraf chal padte hai ki tabhi bich main ek hara bhara khet aata hai..
Sajid- ruk yaar.. jara paani ki dhaar nikal lu.. phir chalte hai Ghar..
Itna kehte hue Sajid wahi khet k kinare khada hoke apni paint ki chain khol k apne kaale lund ko bahar nikal k aazad kar deta hai..
Sajid k kaale lund se paani ki dhaar nikal k samne k hare bhare khet ko aur hara karne lagti hai
Mohan- waaah... Saale Teri nuni toh sach main Loda ban gayi hai.. mast mota saanp paal rakha hai yaar tune toh...
(Sajid ka Saanp)
Mohan ki baat pe Sajid ka Seena garv se chauda ho jaata hai.. aur wo haste hue kehta hai
"Yaar.. bachpan main toh sabki nuni hi hoti hai... Par bade pe toh wo lund ban hi jaati hai.. "
Mohan- (Haste hue) waise.. ye saanp ne kitne bilo ki sair ki hai ab tak
Sajid- (Jor se haste hue) bus 3.. aur tere.. saanp ne kitni bill khode..
Mohan haste hue.. Sajid k bagal main aake khada ho jaata hai.. yaani wo bhi apni paani ki dhaar chorna cha raha tha
Par jab Mohan apni paint se apne saanp ko nikalta hai toh Sajid toh hairan hi reh jaata hai...
Sajid- madarchod... Ye kiya hai.. ye saanp hai ya.. bada waala anaconda.. bhosdike ye jiske bill main ghus jayega.. uska toh satyanash hi kar dega.. bechari aanchal bhabhi k toh aansu nikal aate honge ye kaala darawana saanp apne bill main leke..
(Mohan ka Anaconda)
ane lund maharaj ki itni tareef sunkar Mohan ka lund fufkarte hue uchal padta hai.. aur mohan muskurate hue apne lund ko sehla deta hai aur kehta hai..
"Aisi koi baat nahi hai bhai.. tera bhi kaha kam hai.. bhabhi toh mast ho jaati honge leke.."
Sajid- Ha.. mera bhi kam nahi hai bhai.. par tera.. tera toh lund ki duniya ka Maharaja hai.. saala jiski bur main ghus jaye.. uska bhosda bana de.. ufff... kahi ye galti se bhi meri Anjum ki bur...."
Sajid ko jaldi hi ehsas ho jaata hai ki wo galat raste pe ja raha hai...
Esliye wo bich main hi apni baat ko rok leta hai... par sirf Mohan k lund ka uski biwi ki bur main jane bhar k khayal ne uske pure jism main ek alag si umang bhar di thi..
wo Mohan k Kaale aur syaah.. mote lund ko dekhte hue apne lund ko hila k usne andar ki bachi hui Peshab ki aakhiri bundhe gira deta hai..
Tareef toh har kisi ko pasand hi hoti hai.. bhala Mohan bhi kaha alag tha.. khas karke jab mard ki tareef uski mardangi ko leke ho toh use kuch jada hi pasand aati hai..
par mohan us bare main aur aage koi baat nahi karta aur wo bhi thik sajid ki taraf hi apne lund maharaj ko hilane lagta hai.. taki usmain bachi aankhiri bund tak bahar nikal jaye
Sajid aakhiri samay tak mohan k kaale lund ko hilte hue dekhta rehta hai.. aur phir dono dost Sajid k ghar ki taraf aage bad chalte hai.. ek bar phir se... Anjum ki taraf...
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Edhar Ghar main hamari husn ki Malika Anjum es baat se puri tarah bekhabar thi.. ki aaj uske ghar ek mehmaan aane waala hai
Usne apne sohar k munh se unke dost Mohan ki kaafi baaten suni thi.. par mohan ko kabhi dekha nahi tha
Par aaj wo usse Milne waali thi..
Apne ghar k aangan main bane naam matr k Bathroom... jo sirf kapde ko charo taraf se laga k banaya gaya tha.. usi main es samay Anjum puri tarah nangi bheegi hui khadi thi
Subha se ghar k kaam main lagi hui Anjum kaafi thak chuki thi.. aur din ki garmi bhi use bada pareshan kar rahi thi
Es garmi se bachne ka use sabse acha tarika... Thande thande paani se nahane ka hi laga..
Aur es samay wo us naam matr k bathroom main naha rahi thi..
Anjum k bheege baalon se behta hua paani.. kisi moti ki tarah.. uske bade bade gol gol unnat choti choti pahadiyo se hote hue uske pairon k bich Gulabi gufa k andar tak ka safar kar rahe thai
Anjum jitna pani khud k jism pe daal rahi thi.. use utni hi jada garmi lag rahi thi.. use samajh nahi aa raha tha ki Aisa q ho raha hai..
Anjum- (Khud se hi baat karti hui) ufff.. ye kaisi garmi hai.. jo paani se bhi nahi bujh rahi.. aisa lag raha hai jaise koi garam bhatti sath liye ghoom rahi hu.. ufff kiya Karu es garmi ka..
Bechari nasamaj Anjum ye tak nahi janti thi ki wo garam bhatti uske pairon k bich hi hai...
(Anjum ki Garam Bhatti)
Anjum khud se baat karte hue.. apne khubsurat doodh jaise nange jism pe bar bar paani daal rahi thi.. ki tabhi bahar darwaje pe dastak hui..
Anjum- lagta hai.. ye aa gaye..
Asal main 'Sajid' roz khane k liye din main ghar aata tha.. esliye Anjum ko pura yakin tha ki aane wala uska sohar 'Sajid' hi hai..
Anjum jaldi se apne bheege geele jism pe ek towel lapet leti hai...
es towel ki lambai itni thi ki wo Anjum ki unaat chuchiyo k kaale jamun jaise gol gol nipples se suru hoke.. uski khubsurat jaanghon tak aake khatam ho jaati thi
Us towel ki lambai sirf itni thi, ki wo Anjum ki izzat ko bacha toh pa rahi thi.. par dikha bhi sab kuch rahi thi
Anjum bathroom se nikal k apne kamre ki taraf jaane lagti hai.. ki tabhi phir se darwaje pe dastak hoti hai
Anjum- aati hu baba..
Anjum itna keh k apne kamre main ja hi Rahi hoti ki tabhi ruk jaati hai.. aur sochne lagti hai
'Q na aaj.. main esi tarah sirf ek towel main inke samne jaau.. nahi nahi.. ye kahi ghussa ho gaye.. par kahi inhe pasand aaya.. nahi nahi.. kahi ye mujhe aisi waisi Begum na samajh le... Par main inki begum hu... Toh karungi toh sirf inhi k liye.. main konsa kaisi gair mard k samne aise ja rahi hu.. '
Anjum kuch dair tak esi tarah apne man se ladai ladti rehti hai.. aur aakhir main Jeet hamari khubsurat Anjum ki hi hoti hai
Anjum apne dhadhakte jism aur umang se bhare hue dil k sath dhire dhire sirf ek towel main aage badne lagti hai..
(Towel main darwaja kholne jaati hu hamari Anjum)
uske bheege jism aur baalon se behta hue paani uske khubsurat jism pe kisi moti ki tarah pratit ho raha tha
Anjum dari hui thi.. par sath hi sath uske andar kamukta ki ek alag si lehar bhi thi..
Anjum ne dhire se darwaja khol diya.. kismat se usne socha toh tha ki wo dhire se thoda darwaja hi kholeygi par aaj Kismat ko kuch aur hi manjur tha
Asal main jis samay Anjum ne darwaja khola.. thik usi samay bahar se wapas dastak hui thi.. aur usi karanwas darwaja ek hi bar main pura ka pura khul gaya tha
Aur jab dono ki nazren aapas main mili toh dono hi jaise Murti ban gaye thay..
Anjum toh dar k kaanp gayi thi.. qki darwaje k dusri taraf uska sohar nahi tha.. balki koi gair anjaan aadmi tha
Aur wahi dusri taraf darwaje pe dastak dene wala aur koi nahi balki.. Mohan tha..
Uske samne es waqt duniya ki sabse khubsurat aur kamukta ki chasni main dubi hui ek kaamdevi sirf ek towel main khadi thi
Bechare Mohan ka toh munh khula ka khula hi reh gaya tha.. aur uske lund Maharaj ne uchal k us mahole main chaar Chand laga diye thay
Anjum ko jaise hi samajh aata hai ki ye aaj kiya ho gaya usse.. wo turant palat k ghar k andar bhagti hai.. use ye bhi samajh nahi aaya ki use pehle darwaja band karna chahiye
Par aaj Kismat Anjum k sath nahi thi... Sayad aaj wo Mohan ki dasi bani hui thi
Qki jaise hi Anjum palat k ghar k andar bhaagne lagti hai... Ki tabhi uske Gore doodh jaise geele jism pe lipti hui.. wo ek matr towel bhi khul k niche gir jaati hai..
Bechari Anjum ki toh jaise jaan hi halak main atak gayi thi..
wo sharam se paani paani ho gayi thi.. uske dil main ek hi khayal aa raha tha ki kash jameen phat Jaye aur wo usmain sama jaye..
Anjum ko kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha.. aur ab toh uski towel ne bhi use ruswa karne ki kasam kha li thi..
Bechari sharam k mare Anjum jaldi se jhuk apni towel ko utati hai.. qki aur koi rasta bhi nahi tha uske pass
Par Anjum ki es majburi ki wajah se darwaje pe khade Mohan k liye aaj ye uski zindagi ka sabse acha aur khubsurat din ban chuka tha
Qki anjum jaise hi jhuk k apni towel uthati hai.. un kuch palon k liye hi sahi... Par Mohan ko Anjum ki gand ka gulabi ched dikhai pad jaata hai...
Uffff.. wo gehri gulabi ghaati...
Bechare ka lund toh jaise baawla ho jata hai.. agar es samay wo nanga hota toh pakkaa.. uska lund Anjum k naam ki salami de raha hota...
Anjum buri tarah ghabrai aur dari hui sidha apne kamre main pahuch k use andar se band kar leti hai..
Ab chaliye aage badne se pehle ye dekhte hai ki.. darwaje pe sirf Mohan hi Q tha.. Sajid kaha hai ???
Khet kinare peshab karne aur mohan k lund Maharaj ko dekhne k baad.. dono Sajid k ghar ki taraf chal pade thay ki tabhi piche se ek aawaz sunai padti hai
"Are sajid Beta.. aawaz sunkar dono hi piche mudte hai.. "
Toh unke samne ek bhari bharkar jism ki gadrai hui aurat khadi thi.. jise dekhte hi Sajid kehta hai
(Yaad toh hongi ya Vimla Chachi)
"Are Vimla Chachi kaisi hai... Bade dino baad dikhi.. kaha ghum thi.. "
Gadrai hui gaay jaisi mast kamuk Vimla ek badi Umar ki aurat thi.. par jism ki banawat aur kasawat itni ki Sajid or Mohan dono ka ek sath paani baha de..
Vimla Chachi- (Mohan ko dekhte hue Muskura deti hai.. par kehti kuch nahi) Sajid beta.. jara 2 pal apni Chachi k liye honge kiya...
Sajid- are aap bus farma k dekhiye.. aapke liye kuch bhi..
Sajid ki baat sunkar Vimla Chachi haste hue Sajid k pairo k bich dekhti hui kehti hai
"Beta.. jara 2 min k liye Ghar chal sakte ho kiya.. thodi madad chahiye thi tumhari... "
Sajid- (Thoda sochte hue) yaar Mohan tu Ghar chal main.. Chachi ki madad karke aata hu..
Mohan ha main sir hila deta hai aur phir wo Sajid k ghar ki taraf akele chal padta hai aur edhar Sajid Vimla Chachi k sath unke ghar ki taraf chal padta hai
Toh ye thi wo wajah jis karanwas Darwaje pe dastak dene waala Mohan tha..
Ab wapas chalte hai aage..
Edhar mohan toh ab bhi apni sudh budh khoye hue.. bus samne hi dekhe ja raha tha.. maano Anjum ab bhi puri tarah nangi jhuki hui hai.. aur Mohan ko apni gand k Gulabi ched k darshan karwa rahi ho
Na jane Mohan kab tak khoya rehta.. ki tabhi uske kandhe pe ek hath aata hai.. mohan dar sa jaata hai
Par jab wo dekhta hai toh samne uska dost Sajid khada tha..
Sajid- kiya hua Bhai... Yaha darwaje pe Q khade ho... Chalo andar..
Aur itna keh k Sajid mohan ka hath pakad k use ghar k andar le aata hai.. aur Anjum ko pukarne lagta hai
Anjum thodi dair baadkamre se bahar aati hai.. par ab pure kapdon main bhi.. par mohan ab bhi use chor nazro se dekhe ja raha tha
Sajid- Anjum dekho toh kon aaya hai.. mere bachpan ka dost... Mohan
Anjum apni jhuki hui nazren utha k ek bar mohan ko dekhti hai aur badi muskil se has k uska haal chaal puchti hai
Anjum jada baat karne ki halat main nahi thi.. esliye wo jaldi se Rasaoi k andar chali jaati hai.. chai banane k liye
Anjum k sath jo hua tha.. use leke wo dari hui thi.. ki kahi uske sohar ko us bare main pata chala toh kiya hoga.. ???
Edhar Sajid aur mohan wahi charpai pe baith jaate hai
Sajid- kiye hua Bhai.. kaha kho gaya.. koi saanp waanp dekh liya kiya bhai..
Mohan- (Dhire se muskrate hue) nahi bhai.. saanp toh nahi.. par ha ek Gulabi ched jarur dekh liya Hai.. ab bus saanp ko kisi bhi tarah us ched main le jaana hai
Sajid- kiya.. samjha nahi..
Mohan- are... Kuch.. kuch nahi bhai.. waise sach main bhabhi bahut khubsurat hai...
Mohan ne tareef jaan k thodi tez aawaz main ki thi... Taaki uski aawaz rasaoi tak jaye
Rasoighar main khadi Anjum jab apni tareef sunti hai.. toh na cha k bhi uske chehre pe laali cha jaati hai..
Ab tak dari hui Anjum es pal k liye hi sahi.. par muskurai thi...
Thodi dair baad Anjum chai leke bahar jaati hai.. tab wo charpai pe sirf Mohan ko baithe paati hai... use samajh nahi aata ki uska sohar Sajid kaha chala gaya
Mohan Anjum k man ka haal samajh jaata hai aur Muskurate hue kehta hai
"Sajid.. kamre k andar gaya hai..."
Anjum ha main sir hilate hue aage bad k chai ki tray charpai pe rakh k jab uthne lagti hai toh wo Mohan ki taraf dekhte hue dhire se kehti hai..
"Aapka shukriya ki aapne.. wo..."
Anjum ko dar tha ki kahi Mohan darwaje pe jo hua wo sab uske Sohar ko na bata de.. pata nahi phir uska sohar use kis tarah leta aur kiya samjhta
Par jab usne dekha ki uske dost ne us bare main koi baat nahi ki.. toh Anjum ne Rahat ki saans li thi
Aur esliye Anjum ne Mohan ka shukriya kiya tha..
Anjum aage kuch keh nahi paati aur palat k kitchen main jaane lagti hai ki tabhi piche se use Mohan ki aawaz aati hai
"Bhabhi main kabhi bhi aisa koi kaam nahi karunga.. ki aapke aur mere dost ki bich koi pareshani khadi ho.. waise main jhoot nahi khaunga.. aap.. sach main behad khubsurat hai.. kisi kaamdevi ya Apsara jaisi.."
Anjum apni tareef sunkar ek bar phir se khil jaati hai par wo koi baat nahi karti sidha Rasoighar main aa jati hai aur waha diwar k sahare khade hoke Muskurane lagti hai..
(Mohan ki Tareef se khusi hoti hui Anjum)
Use khud pe hi yakin nahi ho raha tha ki abhi thodi dair pehle wo dua kar rahi thi jameen phat Jaye aur wo usmain sama jaye.. aur ab wo apni tareef pe muskura rahi hai.. jabki use ache se pata tha ki
Mohan uski itni tareef q kar raha hai...
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