Incest Main Aur Meri Family

[Bilal jan]

Update 89

Main bistr pey leta huwa tha k meri aankh lag gai kuch der bahd kisi ne mujhe uthaya to dekha nadia thi jo khane k liye bula rehi thi time dekha to din k 2 baj rehe the matlb 1 hour hi soya tha main fresh ho k neeche aya jahan sb bethe the aaj se theek 4 din bahd humara college ka result b tha ab mujhe apna kaam jaldi hi khatam krna tha yahn ka aaj Thursday tha matlb maujhe har hal main ab sunday ko wapis jana tha

Kashmala bua : beta khana shuro kro kis soch main ho

Main : kuch nahi bua soch raha tha Monday ko result hai to sunday ko humen niklna ho ga gaon k liye aap b chalo gi aur master aap b sb family chalo gye mere sth aur nadia tum rehne do

Nadia : kyaa per kyun

Main ne dekha us ka munh dekhne laiq tha jaise abhi ro dey gi

Main : sorry sorry rona nahi mazaq kr raha tha tumhen kaise nai le ja sakta pagal

Nadia : phir aisa mazaq nahi krna

Sara lee : kya kashi kyun tang krte ho meri bahen ko

Main : bas dekhna chahta tha kitna payar krti hai mujh se ok to sb chalen gye aur ab bat reh gai hai farida aunty aur naina ki to un ko bahd main ley jaon ga abhi un ka beta army main hai wo aa jaye to phir

Master : kashi beta humara jana zaroori hai kya matlb jb tum farida aur naina ko ley kr jao gye tab hum b chalen gye abhi agr tum sara ko ley kr jana chahte ho to ley ja sakte ho

Main : jaise aap bolo theek hai phir sara mere sth chale gi

Khana khane k bahd main oper chala gya aaj mausam acha tha badal the har trf main wahan beth gya diyan lgane k liye kuch der bahd hi main ne apni sab powers ko jaga liya mere sar k oper 5 roshniya aik circle main ghoomne lagi achank mausam badlne laga tezz hawa chalne lagi badal aur gehre ho gye asman main bijliyan kadkne lagi din ko hi raat ka saman maloom hone laga main bethe bethe hawa main oper uth gya koi 3 se 4 feet ab main apni sb powers ko control kr chuka tha jis ki waja se mere jisam main aik nei energy aane lagi kuch der bahd sari roshni mere andar samane lagi aur mausam b theek hone laga abhi main diyan main hi tha k baba ki awaz aai

Baba : kaise ho putr

Main : A...m baba main theek hon aap kaise hain

Baba : w..m puter main b theek hon akhir tum ne muraad ko azad krwa hi liya

Main : g baba kr to pehle b sakta tha lekin training ki waja se nahi kr paya

Baba : putr har kaam ka aik waqt hota hai jo likha gya hai insan chah kr b us ko na to waqt se pehle kr sakta hai na taal sakta aur na badal sakta hai

Main : g baba bilkul theek kaha aap ne

Baba : putr ab tum ko agle safar k liye niklna hai yahn se mashraq ki janib tumhen safar krna hai door pahd k oper aik mazaar(tomb) hai wahan tum ne haziri deni hai jis se agye ki manzil aasan ho gi agye ki manzil asan b nahi hai per us waqt tum ne josh se nahi hosh se kaam lena hai ho sakta hai tum ko kuch aisa dikhe jisse tum ghuse main aa jao lekin tum ne apne mind se kam lena hai ghuse ko control krna hai us mushkil ka hal tumhen samne wale ki aankhon main mil jaye ga jaise hi tum us ko paar kr lo gye aik purana khandar nazar aye ga jis k andar tum ko apni talwar us khandar k sehan main aik pathar k andar dhansi hoi mile gi us ko tumhare ilawa koi nikal nahi sake ga

Main : shukria baba meri itni madad k liye bat jahn khatre ki hai to zaroor kuch na kuch ho ga wahan lekin aap fikar na kren main har kahtre ko apne hosh se khatam kron ga

Baba : ab main chalta hon putr rub tera bhala kry

Is k sth hi baba ojhal ho gye aur main diyan se bahir aa gya samne zara khadi thi terrace ki wall k sth take lgaye aur bade ghor se mujhe dekh rehi thi

Main : kya huwa aise kyun dekh rehi ho

Zara : kitni powers hain aap main itna mausam kharab main ne zindagi main nahi dekha achanak jaise raat ho gai thi main samjh gai thi k achanak mausam badlne k peeche aap ho is liye main oper aa gai aur aap ko hawa main oper uthe huwe dekha 5 color ki roshni dekhi jo shaid hi kisi aur k pas aik waqt main hon

Main : uth kr us k pas jate huwe to tum ne sb dekh liya han yeh such hai mujhe yeh khubi hai

Zara : ab us karoon ki maut paki hai main khud b tang thi us se hamesha mujhe aap jaise kisi ki zaroorat thi aur meri khush qismti dekho jis ki main ghulam hoi usi ko chahne lagi hon

Main : tumhare jazbat samjh sakta hon zara lekin tum to janti ho meri pehle hi kitni biwi hone wali hain kyun k main ne jb tumhare sar pey hath rakha tha tb mujh se related jo b tha wo tum ko pta chal gya hai aise main tum se kaise koi wahda kr sakta hon

Zara : main koi aap pey haq nahi jitaa rehi mujhe bs mere hise ki thodi c khushi dey dena mere liye wahi kafi hai

Main : yar tum to insanon ki trah emotional ho gai ho aur please rona mat shuro kr dena

Zara : nam ankhon k sth pta hai aap ko abhi tak virgine hon main sirf is liye k kabhi koi meri zindagi main aye ga aur jab aap mile to pta nahi kyun apne aap ko rok nahi pai aik bat sun len aap nai to koi b nahi

Itna bol k wo jane lagi to main ne us ka hath pakad liya aur usye gale se laga liya jo ansu us ne rok k rakhe the wo ab kisi baish ki trah barsne lage thodi der main us ki peeth pey hath pherta raha chup krwane k liye jab wo chup hoi to main ne usye apne samne kiya us k ansu poonche

Main : bs itna sa dil hai tumhara mujhe pta hi nahi tha itni khatarnak chudail k peeche aik masoom c ladki ka dil b hai sorry mujhe mahf kr dena aaj k bahd tumhara b wahi muqam hai jo baqi sab ka hai per kabhi meri gudiya ka muqabla nahi krna us ka muqam tum sb main se ziyda hai

Zara : kabhi mujhe khud se alag to nahi kro gye na

Main : pagli tum to waise b mujh se judd chuki hai is angoothi ki waja se ab to chah kr b alag nahi kr sakta

Zara : thank you very much i love you

Main : i live you too mera bacha ab khush ho ja

Zara : aik kissi chahye

Main : bohat besharam ho

Zara : wo to main hon

Is k sth hi main ne apne lips us k lips se jodd diye aur kiss krne laga har dafa ki trah is k sth b aik alag hi maza aik alag hi feelings thin kuch der bahd jab hum alag huwe to samne natasha aunty yehni sara lee ki ammi khadi thin

Main : aunty aap kab aai

Natasha : jab tum laila majnu kiss kr rehe the

Zara to sharma k bhag gai neeche

Main : aunty wo mujhe chahne lagi hai is liye

Natasha : han tumhen to sb ki chaht nazar aati hai hum ko kis ne dekhna hai

Main : aisi bat nahi hai aunty aap ko to pta hai sara b mujhe chahti hai to kaise main aap k sth

Natasha : to main shadi ka thoda hi bol rehi hon main to sirf itna bol rahi hon k kuch time humhen b do pta hai sara k abu k sth kabhi main ne dokha nahi kiya lekin ab wo pehle ki trah nahi rehe main ne bohat control kiya khud ko per jb yahan aai tum se mili to pta nahi wo kon c taqat thi jo mujhe tumhari trf kheenchti thi oper se jab dekho sara k abu even k sara b tumhari hi tahreef kiya krte bs dil hi dil main tum ko chahne lagi main force nahi kron gi tumhen lekin please kabhi apna maana ho to aa jana mere dil k drwaze hamesha khule hain

Main : main aap ko dokhe main nahi rakhna chahta aunty meri bohat c biwiyan hon gi is k ilawa b bohat si aurten hain jo sirf jismani sukh mujhe se ley rehi hain aur agye b len gi agr phir b aap ko manzoor hai to mujhe koi ahteraz nahi main hazir hon jab aap bolo

Natasha : thanks mujhe samjhne k liye aur mujhe manzoor hai tum kis k sth ho aur kyun mujhe apne liye jo sukh chahye wo mujhe dey do

Main : theek hai chalen neeche chahye ka time ho gya hai bua wait kr rahi ho gi

Kashmala bua : wait nahi kr rahi ley aai hon yeh lo apni chahye aur yeh lo natasha tumhari chahye

Main : thanks bua aap best ho dil ki bat samjh jati ho

Bua : han aur tum ho jo humare dil ki bat nahi samjhte

Main : main kuch samjha nahi kya matlb

Natasha : tumhari bua ko sab pta hai is ko bta k main oper aai thi tum se bat krne aur kashi tumhari bua b tumhen chahti hai yeh bol nahi paati alag bat hai lekin main ne is ki aankhon main dekha hai tumhare liye payar aik lover ki trah tum khud socho jo aurat bhari jawani main bewa ho gai ab tak us ne khud ko kaise sanbhala ho ga kya us ka haq nahi hai k wo khush rehe kya us ka haq nahi hai k us ko wo jismani sukh mile jis k liye wo barsu tarsi hai kashi main husband hone k bahd b control nahi kr pa rehi yeh to bechari pta nahi kab se tars rahi hai agr apne daman se thodi c khushi apni bua ko dey do to yaqeen kro aik achi aur wafadar biwi se ziyada tumbari khidmat kry gi

Main ne bua ko dekha to un ki nazren neechi thi aur aankhon main aansu main ne agye badh kr un ko gale lga liya un ka band b jo shaid barsu se ruka huwa tha aankhon k raste behne laga main ne un ko rone diya jab dil ka ghubar halka huwa main ne un k ansu poonche

Main : nahi bua aap ko meri qasam aaj k bahd aap nahi ro gi aur mujhe meri biwi roti hoi bilkul achi nahi lagti

Bua : kya bola biwi suchi kashi tum mujhe apnao gye

Main : koi shak hai kya

Bua : thanks meri jaan

Yeh bol k mere chehre ko choomne lagi phir aik lip kiss kr k peeche ho gi

Natasha : bohat kamini hai khud kiss kr li bat sari main ne btai mujhe kuch mila hi nahi

Main ne agye badh un ko b aik kiss kiya

Main : ab khush

Natasha : han bohat khush o god yeh chahye to thandi ho gai

Main : aik minute darling

Main ne chutki bajai to chahye phir se garam ho gai

Bua : kashi main ne bola tha na k aise apni powers har jaga use nahi krna jo kaam khud kr sako wo khud krna chahye ok

Main : sorry bua

Bua : bua k bache ab to bua na bola kr

Main : nahi darling bua to bolon ga jo suchai hai wo to nahi badal sakti aur waise b bua bol k jab payar kron ga aap ko wo feeling hi alag ho gi

Bua : bohat besharam hai kuch b bolta hai

Main : acha ok ab khush ho na dono jao neeche khana tiyar kro main zara aik kaam hai bahir se ho k aata hon

Wo dono chali gai main neeche aya aur gadi ley kr nikal gya mall road ki traf wahn main aik cafe main gya aur coffee order ki main abhi coffee ka wait hi kr raha tha aik family inter hoi jise dekh k main shock ho gya yeh koi aur nai sana ki family thi g han wahi sana jis ko main ne saju se bachaya tha wahi sana jis ka baap Supreme Court ka judge hai un ki nazar b mujh pey padh gai main ne nazar ghuma li itne main awaz aai

Tum yahn kya kr rahe ho?

Main ne chehra oper uthaya to yeh sana ka baap tha mr. Iftekhar malik

Main : sir main to coffee peene aya hon

Ifftekhar : oh ab samjha yeh is sana ka kiya dara hai tum ko is ne bola ho ga k hum is cafe main aa rehe hain to tum pehle se aa gye

Main : hahaha sir pta hai aap ki probleme kya hai aap apni is ego k hathon majboor hain aap ko judge kis ne bnaya yehni yeh jante huwe b k aap sth hon gye sana aisa kaam kr sakti hai aap is ki phone details niklwa len dekhen is ne aik b call mujhe ki hai jo aap aisa bol rehe ho aur aap ne such sun' ne ki himat b nai hai k aap sun sako k us din kya huwa tha han main ne aur sana ne jhoot bola tha us din jo b aap ko btaya aur dikhaya sb jhoot tha lekin jo aap soch rehe the aur bol rehe the such wo b nahi tha aur agr main chahon to aik minute lage ga aap ko judge ki seat se utarne main

Ifftekhar : tum abhi bache ho kuch nahi kr sakte meri power ka tum ko andaza nahi hai aise case main dalon ga andar k zindagi bhar nahi nikal sakte

Main : ok to theek hai pehle main ne thapad b kha liya tha chup b raha tha sirf sana ki waja se ab agr aap yehi chahte ho to abhi aap ka phone ring ho ga zara sun lena

Humari is tu taqrar ki waja se wahan kafi log jama ho gye the itne main judge sahb ka phone baja

Main : atend kr len aur speaker open kren hum b sun len

Justice ifftekhar ne call atend ki

Ifftekhar : hello kon

Unknown : hello k bache main president of pakistan bat kr raha hon tum ne yeh jo ghalti ki hai is ki inquiry ho gi tab tak k liye tum suspend kiye jate ho tumhari jaga qaim maqam judge opoint kr diya hai

Ifftekhar : sorry sir per bat kya hoi

President : jis se tum ne panga liya hai us se mahfi mango nahi to meri seat b khate main hai

Justice ifftekhar k to hosh udde huwe the sth wahan jo b log the un ka rang b udd gya tha kyun k speakr open hone ki waja se unon ne b sun liya tha ab wo sb b mujh se dar rahe the kyun k sb ko lagne laga tha k main koi boht ponchi cheez hon jis ki waja se president ki kursi b khatre main hai

Main : kya huwa gai na kursi bola tha per nahi aap ki ego

Ifftekhar : kon ho tum aik president b tum se darta hai

Main : wahi bat mahfi mangne ki bejaye abhi b aap ki ego nahi ja rehi us din kya huwa tha sana se pooch lena aur sana aaj such bta dena mujhe kuch nahi ho ga call to abhi tum sun hi chuki ho ok good byee chalta hon

Main wahan se nikl aya thoda agye aya to dekha koi ghunde log mera peecha kr rahe hain main ne un ko dekha to mere chehre pey muskan aa gai

Main : main dil main hahaha ab aye ga maza tiyar ho jao dono bhai israr abbasi aur ashfaq abbasi main aa raha hon..

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[Bilal jan]

Update 90

In ko munjh pey shak hai ya abhi jo kaand kiya main ne is liye peecha kr rahe hain main ruk gya wo b thoda agye aa k ruk gye main un ka jo leader tha us ka dimagh read kiya to

Leader : is ko shak to nahi ho gya yeh ruka kyun hai boss ki pehle hi phati hoi hai kabir aur us k aadmi ghaib hain mujhe is pey shak ho raha hai is ki ponch oper tak hai agr president is se dar sakta hai to apna boss sirf MNA hai us ka kya ho ga

Main: dil main to yeh bat hai chalo koi nai in k boss ko b aaj dekh hi leta hon

main wahan se apni gadi nikali aur chal pada israr abbasi k form house pey kuch der bahd main wahan poncha to mujhe security ne roak liya

Security: kon ho tum kis se milna hai

Main : tmhare sahb se milna hai

Security: wo bina appoinment nahi milte kisi se

Itne main jo un k aadmi mera peecha kr rehe the wo b aa gye un ka leader bola

Leader : kya bat hai koi masla hai kya

Security: bana bhai (banaras)yeh andar boss se milna chahta hai

Bana : is ko jane do andar

Security ne jane diya wo ghunde b sth the bana mujhe ley k andar chala gya jahn is waqt koi meating chal rahi thi main ne dekha wahan israr abbasi us ka bhai ashfaq abbasi aik ssp police aik inspector bethe the

Israr abbasi: bana yeh kya badtamizi hai pta hai na main abhi meating main hon yeh kon hai jise sth laye ho

Bana : mahf krna boss yeh aap se milna chahta tha

Israr abbasi: abhi isye ley jao bahd main bat krta hon

Main : abbasi sahb ho sakta hai main hi koi masla aap ka hal kr don

Ashfaq abbasi : tum ho kon abhi bache ho behter hai yahn se chale jao

Bana : sir yeh bacha nahi hai aik aadmi se abhi abhi yeh uljha tha pta hai wo aadmi kon tha aap ka hi aadmi Justice ifftekhar malik wahan khade khade hi Justice ko president ki call ai aur unon ne Justice ko seat se utar diya hai wo khud b bol rehe the is se mahfi mang lo nahi to un ki seat b khatre main padh jaye gi

Israr abbasi : kya bak raha hai aisa kaise ho sakta hai

Main : aisa hi hai aur main chahon to aik minute nahi lage ga tum sb b apni seat se hath dhoh sakte ho

Ssp : beta tum betho bana jao in k liye thanda ley aao

Israr abbasi : btao kya bat hai

Main : aap ka yeh aadmi bana mera peecha kr raha tha pooch sakta hon kyun

Israr abbasi: mujhe nahi pta yeh to bana hi btaye ga

Bana : sir mujhe laga humre jo aadmi ghaib hai un k peeche is ka hath ho sakta hai

Main : kehen aap lag kabir ki bat to nahi kr rehe

Kabir ka naam sun sb shock ho gye

Israr abbasi: kaise jante ho tum kabir ko aur tumhen kaise pta wo ghaib hai

Main : wo kya hai na k jo b ghalt kaam krta hai usye main chodta nahi hon chahye wo koi b ho kabir b ghalt kaam kr raha tha so us ka b kanta saf kr diya

Yeh sun k bana agye aa kr mera griban pakad leta hai

Main : isye bolo k hath hata ley main warning aik bar hi deta hon

Bana : kya kr ley ga nahi chodta aur tu yahn aa kr hum ko hi warning dey raha hai madarcho..

Bs itna hi bol paya tha wo kisi ko samjh hi nahi aai k huwa kya hai kyun k bana sab k oper se udta huwa back diwar pey ja laga jahan aik barasingha(swamp deer) ki mundi tangi thi seengh wali aur wo seengh us ki peeth se ghus k chati se bahir aa gye the wo wahi aik ahhaa k sth latak gya tha jab sb ne apne peeche dekha to sb k munh khule k khule reh gye

Ssp : teri itni himat police k samne khoon krne ki

Main : ghalti aap logon ki hai bola tha us ko rok lo per nahi aur oper se us ne aik ghalti aur kr di meri maa ko gali dey kr mujhe kuch b bolo chale ga lekin agr kisi ne meri family ya meri maa bahen k liye kuch bola injaam aap k samne hai

Israr abbasi: bohat badi ghalti kr di tu ne mere hi admiyon ko mar kr aur us se b badi ghalti jo tu yahan aa gya ab tu nahi bache ga

Main : kon mare ga tum maro gye tera bhai mare ga ya yeh tere tukdon per palne wale 2 takke k police wale

Ashfaq abbasi: aaj tak koi hum se bach k nahi gya na kisi ki himat k humre samne kuch bol sake mare ga to tu aaj hi

Main : hahaha kya bola koi bach k nahi gya tum se apne bete k qaatil ko tu dhoond nahi saka bolta hai bach k nahi gya jan'na chahta hai tere bete ko kis ne mara tha

Ashfaq abbasi: han wo black tiger aik bar mere hath aa jaye chodon ga nahi us ko

Main : oh acha to chalo dekh leta hon tum kya krte ho main hi hon wo black tiger

Inspector: gun nikal kr sir aap hukam kro is ko abhi bhoon dalta hon

Ashfaq abbasi: nahi isye main apne hathon se maron ga

Wo Inspector se gun ley leta hai aur mujhe pey fir krna shuro kr deta hai aik k bahd aik poori gun ghuse se khali kr deta hai lekin goliyan mujh se takra kr neeche girne lagti hain yeh dekh sb ki hawa tight ho jati hai fir ki awaz se bahir khade ghunde b andar aa jate hain aur mujhe gher lete hain

Ashfaq abbasi: yeh kaise ho sakta tum tumhen goli kyun nahi lagi

Main : hahaha mujh pey koi goli asar nahi krti ab bari hai tum sb ki maut ki kyun k main apna raaz bta chuka hon aur jo mera raaz jaan gya somjho wo to gya

Main ne apna roop badal liya ab main full black main tha apne black tiger wale getup main jise dekh k sb ki phat gai

Israr abbasi: darte huwe kya chahte ho tum bolo kitna paisa chahye tumhen main doon ga bolo

Main : abe chutiye paisa kis ko chahye mujhe to tum logon ki jaan leni hai tum sb ne jo zeher is mahshre main ghola hai na us k liye tum sb ki jaan lage gi tab ja k kuch paapi kam ho gye

main ne sb ka dimagh read kiya kis k kitne bank account hain aur kahan kahan main ne is bar power use ki aur sb k account khali kr diye hazaron crore ki amount mere khufia account main chali gai jin ghundon ne mujhe ghera tha unon ne hamla kr diya lekin main ne talwar nikal k sb ko kaatna shuro kr diya meri speed itni thi k koi dekh b nahi pa raha tah kuch hi der main 50 k qreeb lashen padi thin neeche koi b apni asli halat main nahi tha sb gajar mooli ki trah kate pade the ab sirf 4 log reh gye the Inspector, ssp aur dono bhai israr abbasi aur Ashfaq abbasi jin ki halat apni maut dekh k patli ho gai thi

Ssp : humhen mahf kr do aaj k bahd koi ghalat kaam nahi kren gye

Main : tum ne kisi ko mahf kiya kabhi kitne hi bure kaam main in ka sth diya kitne begunahon ko encounter main marwa diya

Inspector: mante hain hum ne ghalt kiya humre biwi bache hain un ka kya ho ga

Main : yeh to pehle sochna tha na aur fikar na kro main un ko sanbhal lon ga

Inspector ne ssp ki gun nikal k khud ko goli mar li kyun k wo janta tha k main maro ga to kya hal ho ga

Main : ab aap sb ka kya ho ga bolo kaise marna pasand kro gye talwar se ya gun se

Israr abbasi: dekho hum se sb kuch ley lo humhen chod do

Main : tumhare pas hai hi kya dene ko zara tum dono apne account to check kro

Dono foran apne mobile nikal k check krne lage dono k account 0 amount show kr rehe the

Ashfaq abbasi: yeh kaise kiya tum ne

Main : chalo ab waqt nahi hai tum sb ka time ho chuka hai maut ka farishta kab se betha wait kr raha hai

Israr abbasi: nai bacho gye tum aaj nahi to kal koi tumhen mare ga

Main ne ghuse main israr abbasi ki gardan uda di jise dekh ashfaq abbasi sadme main chala gya main ne gun nikal k ssp aur Ashfaq abbasi dono ko goliyon se bhoon dala main ne apna mark wahn choda BLACK TIGER ka aur bahir aa gya bahir koi b nahi tha main ne apni power use ki to koi b nahi tha mtlb sb andar mere hathon mare gye the main wapis apne asli huliye main aa gya aur apni gadi se chal pada ghar ki traf abhi raat k 8 baj rehe the main ghar poncha khana tiyar tha main fresh ho k aya sb k sth beth k khana khaya phir main drawing room main beth gya aur tv dekhne laga mere sth sara, nadia aur zara b aa gai zara mere sth sofe pey beth gai jab k dusre sofe pey sara aur nadia beth gai itne main natasha aunty aur bua b aa gai master walk krne nikal gye the

Nadia : waise sham ko kahan gye the aap late wapis aye ho

Main : bs kuch kaam tha wahi krne gya tha

Main ne news channel laga diya jahan ab live dekha rehe the israr abbasi murder sb ghor se sun'ne lage jb wahan ka hal dikhaya jahn lashen kati padi thi to sb k hosh udd gye

Bua : toba yeh kis ne mara ho ga in ko itni berehmi se

Natasha aunty: pta nai kya dushmani ho gi in k sth aaj kal kuch pta nahi chalta

News main bta rehe the black tiger ka

Nadia : yeh black tiger akhir hai kon pehle b is ne kuch murder kiye hain ab to itna bada kand kiya hai akhir police isye dhond kyun nahi pa rehi

Main : koi saboot chode to tab na

Sara lee : yeh dekh k mujhe b dar lag raha hai pta nahi wo kab kise mar dey

Zara : wo sirf bure logo ko hi marta hai hum ko darne ki zaroorat nahi

Sara lee : tumhen bada pta hai jaise tum janti ho usye

Zara : main kya aap b janti ho un ko wo yahn humre samne hi hain

Sb shock ho k kyaa..

Bua : kashi yeh zara kya bol rahi hai

Main : bua chahta to main is ko btane se rok sakta tha per nahi main ne khud btane diya ta k aap ko pta chal sake main kya hon aur kyun meri traning is trah ki thi such to yeh hai yeh traning to bs dikhawa hi thi main pehle se hi train hon aur aap un logon k marne ka afsos na kro wo koi doodh k dulhe huwe nahi the

Bua : per beta tum ko kuch ho jata to

Main : bua aap aisa kro jab gaon chalen gye to apni bhabhi se pooch lena main kya hon wo aap ka sara dar door kr den gi

Sara lee : zara tum ko kaise pta in k bare main ab to mujhe tum pey b shak ho raha hai kon ho tum

Main : sara bahd main bta don ga na waise b yeh ab tum logon ki list main hai samjh gai na

Nadia : aap kahen rukne ka naam len gye k nahi

Main : kya nadi yar kyun ghusa kr rahi hai agr main ruk jata to soch tum log b shamil nahi hoti list main

Bua : aik minute yeh ho kya raha hai aur kon c list

Main : do jawab ab

Sara lee : wo bua asal main in ki aik ya 2 biwi nahi hon gi 20 se b ziyada in ki shadiyan honi hain jo jo in k sth shadi kre gi wo list main shamil ho rehi hai sirf naam se nahi dil se b sb in se behad payar b krti hain aur list k hisab se jo in se shadi kr rahi hain zara ko mila kr ab tak 24 ho chuki hain

Bua : kya 24 uff mere khuda yeh kaise ho sakta hai

Main : aik minute sara tum ko list ka kaise pta k kon kon hain aur kitni ho chuki hain

Nadia : main btati hon meri ab bat hoti rehti hai pari se aur pari bohat close hai gudiya k to chal gya pta aur main sara se kuch nahi chupati

Main : yar such to yeh hai k counting to main ne b nahi ki thi yahni agr tum 24 bta rehi ho to fihal 25 kr lo bahd ki bahd main dekhen gye

Zara : yeh ab nei kon hai

Main : wo bahd main btaon ga jb milon ga us se kyun bua samjh gai aap

Bua : han beta samjh gai per beta break laga ab

Main : bua main kisi ka dil nahi dukana chahta yeh sb kuch jaanti b hain phir b peeche nahi hat rehi to aap hi btao main kya kron

Itne main mera mobile baja main ne dekha gudiya ki call thi main ne atend ki

Main : hello meri jaan kaisi ho

Farzana : aap ki jaan boht miss kr rehi hai jaldi se aa jao ab aur door nahi reh sakti

Main : sunday ko aa raha hon bs 2 din aur sabar kr lo aur yeh btao noor kahn hai

Farzana: noor ki to paki dosti bhabhi k sth hai

Main : acha baqi sb kaisi hain aur sobi aur amna aqsa sb theek hain na

Farzana: sb theek hain aap ko miss kr rahi hain aap bs jaldi se aa jao aur aaj phir band bja di na kisi ki

Main : han bajani thi to bja di chalo ab so jao waise b tumhari bnai hoi list out ho chuki hai aur han 24 ki jaga 25 kr dena

Farzana: lagta hai 50 ho jain gi hahaha

Main : han han hans lo chatni to meri bane gi

Farzana: ok nahi hansti bye humma love you good night.

Main : humma love you too and good night

Baqi next update main.....

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Update 90

In ko munjh pey shak hai ya abhi jo kaand kiya main ne is liye peecha kr rahe hain main ruk gya wo b thoda agye aa k ruk gye main un ka jo leader tha us ka dimagh read kiya to

Leader : is ko shak to nahi ho gya yeh ruka kyun hai boss ki pehle hi phati hoi hai kabir aur us k aadmi ghaib hain mujhe is pey shak ho raha hai is ki ponch oper tak hai agr president is se dar sakta hai to apna boss sirf MNA hai us ka kya ho ga

Main: dil main to yeh bat hai chalo koi nai in k boss ko b aaj dekh hi leta hon

main wahan se apni gadi nikali aur chal pada israr abbasi k form house pey kuch der bahd main wahan poncha to mujhe security ne roak liya

Security: kon ho tum kis se milna hai

Main : tmhare sahb se milna hai

Security: wo bina appoinment nahi milte kisi se

Itne main jo un k aadmi mera peecha kr rehe the wo b aa gye un ka leader bola

Leader : kya bat hai koi masla hai kya

Security: bana bhai (banaras)yeh andar boss se milna chahta hai

Bana : is ko jane do andar

Security ne jane diya wo ghunde b sth the bana mujhe ley k andar chala gya jahn is waqt koi meating chal rahi thi main ne dekha wahan israr abbasi us ka bhai ashfaq abbasi aik ssp police aik inspector bethe the

Israr abbasi: bana yeh kya badtamizi hai pta hai na main abhi meating main hon yeh kon hai jise sth laye ho

Bana : mahf krna boss yeh aap se milna chahta tha

Israr abbasi: abhi isye ley jao bahd main bat krta hon

Main : abbasi sahb ho sakta hai main hi koi masla aap ka hal kr don

Ashfaq abbasi : tum ho kon abhi bache ho behter hai yahn se chale jao

Bana : sir yeh bacha nahi hai aik aadmi se abhi abhi yeh uljha tha pta hai wo aadmi kon tha aap ka hi aadmi Justice ifftekhar malik wahan khade khade hi Justice ko president ki call ai aur unon ne Justice ko seat se utar diya hai wo khud b bol rehe the is se mahfi mang lo nahi to un ki seat b khatre main padh jaye gi

Israr abbasi : kya bak raha hai aisa kaise ho sakta hai

Main : aisa hi hai aur main chahon to aik minute nahi lage ga tum sb b apni seat se hath dhoh sakte ho

Ssp : beta tum betho bana jao in k liye thanda ley aao

Israr abbasi : btao kya bat hai

Main : aap ka yeh aadmi bana mera peecha kr raha tha pooch sakta hon kyun

Israr abbasi: mujhe nahi pta yeh to bana hi btaye ga

Bana : sir mujhe laga humre jo aadmi ghaib hai un k peeche is ka hath ho sakta hai

Main : kehen aap lag kabir ki bat to nahi kr rehe

Kabir ka naam sun sb shock ho gye

Israr abbasi: kaise jante ho tum kabir ko aur tumhen kaise pta wo ghaib hai

Main : wo kya hai na k jo b ghalt kaam krta hai usye main chodta nahi hon chahye wo koi b ho kabir b ghalt kaam kr raha tha so us ka b kanta saf kr diya

Yeh sun k bana agye aa kr mera griban pakad leta hai

Main : isye bolo k hath hata ley main warning aik bar hi deta hon

Bana : kya kr ley ga nahi chodta aur tu yahn aa kr hum ko hi warning dey raha hai madarcho..

Bs itna hi bol paya tha wo kisi ko samjh hi nahi aai k huwa kya hai kyun k bana sab k oper se udta huwa back diwar pey ja laga jahan aik barasingha(swamp deer) ki mundi tangi thi seengh wali aur wo seengh us ki peeth se ghus k chati se bahir aa gye the wo wahi aik ahhaa k sth latak gya tha jab sb ne apne peeche dekha to sb k munh khule k khule reh gye

Ssp : teri itni himat police k samne khoon krne ki

Main : ghalti aap logon ki hai bola tha us ko rok lo per nahi aur oper se us ne aik ghalti aur kr di meri maa ko gali dey kr mujhe kuch b bolo chale ga lekin agr kisi ne meri family ya meri maa bahen k liye kuch bola injaam aap k samne hai

Israr abbasi: bohat badi ghalti kr di tu ne mere hi admiyon ko mar kr aur us se b badi ghalti jo tu yahan aa gya ab tu nahi bache ga

Main : kon mare ga tum maro gye tera bhai mare ga ya yeh tere tukdon per palne wale 2 takke k police wale

Ashfaq abbasi: aaj tak koi hum se bach k nahi gya na kisi ki himat k humre samne kuch bol sake mare ga to tu aaj hi

Main : hahaha kya bola koi bach k nahi gya tum se apne bete k qaatil ko tu dhoond nahi saka bolta hai bach k nahi gya jan'na chahta hai tere bete ko kis ne mara tha

Ashfaq abbasi: han wo black tiger aik bar mere hath aa jaye chodon ga nahi us ko

Main : oh acha to chalo dekh leta hon tum kya krte ho main hi hon wo black tiger

Inspector: gun nikal kr sir aap hukam kro is ko abhi bhoon dalta hon

Ashfaq abbasi: nahi isye main apne hathon se maron ga

Wo Inspector se gun ley leta hai aur mujhe pey fir krna shuro kr deta hai aik k bahd aik poori gun ghuse se khali kr deta hai lekin goliyan mujh se takra kr neeche girne lagti hain yeh dekh sb ki hawa tight ho jati hai fir ki awaz se bahir khade ghunde b andar aa jate hain aur mujhe gher lete hain

Ashfaq abbasi: yeh kaise ho sakta tum tumhen goli kyun nahi lagi

Main : hahaha mujh pey koi goli asar nahi krti ab bari hai tum sb ki maut ki kyun k main apna raaz bta chuka hon aur jo mera raaz jaan gya somjho wo to gya

Main ne apna roop badal liya ab main full black main tha apne black tiger wale getup main jise dekh k sb ki phat gai

Israr abbasi: darte huwe kya chahte ho tum bolo kitna paisa chahye tumhen main doon ga bolo

Main : abe chutiye paisa kis ko chahye mujhe to tum logon ki jaan leni hai tum sb ne jo zeher is mahshre main ghola hai na us k liye tum sb ki jaan lage gi tab ja k kuch paapi kam ho gye

main ne sb ka dimagh read kiya kis k kitne bank account hain aur kahan kahan main ne is bar power use ki aur sb k account khali kr diye hazaron crore ki amount mere khufia account main chali gai jin ghundon ne mujhe ghera tha unon ne hamla kr diya lekin main ne talwar nikal k sb ko kaatna shuro kr diya meri speed itni thi k koi dekh b nahi pa raha tah kuch hi der main 50 k qreeb lashen padi thin neeche koi b apni asli halat main nahi tha sb gajar mooli ki trah kate pade the ab sirf 4 log reh gye the Inspector, ssp aur dono bhai israr abbasi aur Ashfaq abbasi jin ki halat apni maut dekh k patli ho gai thi

Ssp : humhen mahf kr do aaj k bahd koi ghalat kaam nahi kren gye

Main : tum ne kisi ko mahf kiya kabhi kitne hi bure kaam main in ka sth diya kitne begunahon ko encounter main marwa diya

Inspector: mante hain hum ne ghalt kiya humre biwi bache hain un ka kya ho ga

Main : yeh to pehle sochna tha na aur fikar na kro main un ko sanbhal lon ga

Inspector ne ssp ki gun nikal k khud ko goli mar li kyun k wo janta tha k main maro ga to kya hal ho ga

Main : ab aap sb ka kya ho ga bolo kaise marna pasand kro gye talwar se ya gun se

Israr abbasi: dekho hum se sb kuch ley lo humhen chod do

Main : tumhare pas hai hi kya dene ko zara tum dono apne account to check kro

Dono foran apne mobile nikal k check krne lage dono k account 0 amount show kr rehe the

Ashfaq abbasi: yeh kaise kiya tum ne

Main : chalo ab waqt nahi hai tum sb ka time ho chuka hai maut ka farishta kab se betha wait kr raha hai

Israr abbasi: nai bacho gye tum aaj nahi to kal koi tumhen mare ga

Main ne ghuse main israr abbasi ki gardan uda di jise dekh ashfaq abbasi sadme main chala gya main ne gun nikal k ssp aur Ashfaq abbasi dono ko goliyon se bhoon dala main ne apna mark wahn choda BLACK TIGER ka aur bahir aa gya bahir koi b nahi tha main ne apni power use ki to koi b nahi tha mtlb sb andar mere hathon mare gye the main wapis apne asli huliye main aa gya aur apni gadi se chal pada ghar ki traf abhi raat k 8 baj rehe the main ghar poncha khana tiyar tha main fresh ho k aya sb k sth beth k khana khaya phir main drawing room main beth gya aur tv dekhne laga mere sth sara, nadia aur zara b aa gai zara mere sth sofe pey beth gai jab k dusre sofe pey sara aur nadia beth gai itne main natasha aunty aur bua b aa gai master walk krne nikal gye the

Nadia : waise sham ko kahan gye the aap late wapis aye ho

Main : bs kuch kaam tha wahi krne gya tha

Main ne news channel laga diya jahan ab live dekha rehe the israr abbasi murder sb ghor se sun'ne lage jb wahan ka hal dikhaya jahn lashen kati padi thi to sb k hosh udd gye

Bua : toba yeh kis ne mara ho ga in ko itni berehmi se

Natasha aunty: pta nai kya dushmani ho gi in k sth aaj kal kuch pta nahi chalta

News main bta rehe the black tiger ka

Nadia : yeh black tiger akhir hai kon pehle b is ne kuch murder kiye hain ab to itna bada kand kiya hai akhir police isye dhond kyun nahi pa rehi

Main : koi saboot chode to tab na

Sara lee : yeh dekh k mujhe b dar lag raha hai pta nahi wo kab kise mar dey

Zara : wo sirf bure logo ko hi marta hai hum ko darne ki zaroorat nahi

Sara lee : tumhen bada pta hai jaise tum janti ho usye

Zara : main kya aap b janti ho un ko wo yahn humre samne hi hain

Sb shock ho k kyaa..

Bua : kashi yeh zara kya bol rahi hai

Main : bua chahta to main is ko btane se rok sakta tha per nahi main ne khud btane diya ta k aap ko pta chal sake main kya hon aur kyun meri traning is trah ki thi such to yeh hai yeh traning to bs dikhawa hi thi main pehle se hi train hon aur aap un logon k marne ka afsos na kro wo koi doodh k dulhe huwe nahi the

Bua : per beta tum ko kuch ho jata to

Main : bua aap aisa kro jab gaon chalen gye to apni bhabhi se pooch lena main kya hon wo aap ka sara dar door kr den gi

Sara lee : zara tum ko kaise pta in k bare main ab to mujhe tum pey b shak ho raha hai kon ho tum

Main : sara bahd main bta don ga na waise b yeh ab tum logon ki list main hai samjh gai na

Nadia : aap kahen rukne ka naam len gye k nahi

Main : kya nadi yar kyun ghusa kr rahi hai agr main ruk jata to soch tum log b shamil nahi hoti list main

Bua : aik minute yeh ho kya raha hai aur kon c list

Main : do jawab ab

Sara lee : wo bua asal main in ki aik ya 2 biwi nahi hon gi 20 se b ziyada in ki shadiyan honi hain jo jo in k sth shadi kre gi wo list main shamil ho rehi hai sirf naam se nahi dil se b sb in se behad payar b krti hain aur list k hisab se jo in se shadi kr rahi hain zara ko mila kr ab tak 24 ho chuki hain

Bua : kya 24 uff mere khuda yeh kaise ho sakta hai

Main : aik minute sara tum ko list ka kaise pta k kon kon hain aur kitni ho chuki hain

Nadia : main btati hon meri ab bat hoti rehti hai pari se aur pari bohat close hai gudiya k to chal gya pta aur main sara se kuch nahi chupati

Main : yar such to yeh hai k counting to main ne b nahi ki thi yahni agr tum 24 bta rehi ho to fihal 25 kr lo bahd ki bahd main dekhen gye

Zara : yeh ab nei kon hai

Main : wo bahd main btaon ga jb milon ga us se kyun bua samjh gai aap

Bua : han beta samjh gai per beta break laga ab

Main : bua main kisi ka dil nahi dukana chahta yeh sb kuch jaanti b hain phir b peeche nahi hat rehi to aap hi btao main kya kron

Itne main mera mobile baja main ne dekha gudiya ki call thi main ne atend ki

Main : hello meri jaan kaisi ho

Farzana : aap ki jaan boht miss kr rehi hai jaldi se aa jao ab aur door nahi reh sakti

Main : sunday ko aa raha hon bs 2 din aur sabar kr lo aur yeh btao noor kahn hai

Farzana: noor ki to paki dosti bhabhi k sth hai

Main : acha baqi sb kaisi hain aur sobi aur amna aqsa sb theek hain na

Farzana: sb theek hain aap ko miss kr rahi hain aap bs jaldi se aa jao aur aaj phir band bja di na kisi ki

Main : han bajani thi to bja di chalo ab so jao waise b tumhari bnai hoi list out ho chuki hai aur han 24 ki jaga 25 kr dena

Farzana: lagta hai 50 ho jain gi hahaha

Main : han han hans lo chatni to meri bane gi

Farzana: ok nahi hansti bye humma love you good night.

Main : humma love you too and good night

Baqi next update main.....

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Zabardast update

 

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Wonderful update bhai

 

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Update 90

In ko munjh pey shak hai ya abhi jo kaand kiya main ne is liye peecha kr rahe hain main ruk gya wo b thoda agye aa k ruk gye main un ka jo leader tha us ka dimagh read kiya to

Leader : is ko shak to nahi ho gya yeh ruka kyun hai boss ki pehle hi phati hoi hai kabir aur us k aadmi ghaib hain mujhe is pey shak ho raha hai is ki ponch oper tak hai agr president is se dar sakta hai to apna boss sirf MNA hai us ka kya ho ga

Main: dil main to yeh bat hai chalo koi nai in k boss ko b aaj dekh hi leta hon

main wahan se apni gadi nikali aur chal pada israr abbasi k form house pey kuch der bahd main wahan poncha to mujhe security ne roak liya

Security: kon ho tum kis se milna hai

Main : tmhare sahb se milna hai

Security: wo bina appoinment nahi milte kisi se

Itne main jo un k aadmi mera peecha kr rehe the wo b aa gye un ka leader bola

Leader : kya bat hai koi masla hai kya

Security: bana bhai (banaras)yeh andar boss se milna chahta hai

Bana : is ko jane do andar

Security ne jane diya wo ghunde b sth the bana mujhe ley k andar chala gya jahn is waqt koi meating chal rahi thi main ne dekha wahan israr abbasi us ka bhai ashfaq abbasi aik ssp police aik inspector bethe the

Israr abbasi: bana yeh kya badtamizi hai pta hai na main abhi meating main hon yeh kon hai jise sth laye ho

Bana : mahf krna boss yeh aap se milna chahta tha

Israr abbasi: abhi isye ley jao bahd main bat krta hon

Main : abbasi sahb ho sakta hai main hi koi masla aap ka hal kr don

Ashfaq abbasi : tum ho kon abhi bache ho behter hai yahn se chale jao

Bana : sir yeh bacha nahi hai aik aadmi se abhi abhi yeh uljha tha pta hai wo aadmi kon tha aap ka hi aadmi Justice ifftekhar malik wahan khade khade hi Justice ko president ki call ai aur unon ne Justice ko seat se utar diya hai wo khud b bol rehe the is se mahfi mang lo nahi to un ki seat b khatre main padh jaye gi

Israr abbasi : kya bak raha hai aisa kaise ho sakta hai

Main : aisa hi hai aur main chahon to aik minute nahi lage ga tum sb b apni seat se hath dhoh sakte ho

Ssp : beta tum betho bana jao in k liye thanda ley aao

Israr abbasi : btao kya bat hai

Main : aap ka yeh aadmi bana mera peecha kr raha tha pooch sakta hon kyun

Israr abbasi: mujhe nahi pta yeh to bana hi btaye ga

Bana : sir mujhe laga humre jo aadmi ghaib hai un k peeche is ka hath ho sakta hai

Main : kehen aap lag kabir ki bat to nahi kr rehe

Kabir ka naam sun sb shock ho gye

Israr abbasi: kaise jante ho tum kabir ko aur tumhen kaise pta wo ghaib hai

Main : wo kya hai na k jo b ghalt kaam krta hai usye main chodta nahi hon chahye wo koi b ho kabir b ghalt kaam kr raha tha so us ka b kanta saf kr diya

Yeh sun k bana agye aa kr mera griban pakad leta hai

Main : isye bolo k hath hata ley main warning aik bar hi deta hon

Bana : kya kr ley ga nahi chodta aur tu yahn aa kr hum ko hi warning dey raha hai madarcho..

Bs itna hi bol paya tha wo kisi ko samjh hi nahi aai k huwa kya hai kyun k bana sab k oper se udta huwa back diwar pey ja laga jahan aik barasingha(swamp deer) ki mundi tangi thi seengh wali aur wo seengh us ki peeth se ghus k chati se bahir aa gye the wo wahi aik ahhaa k sth latak gya tha jab sb ne apne peeche dekha to sb k munh khule k khule reh gye

Ssp : teri itni himat police k samne khoon krne ki

Main : ghalti aap logon ki hai bola tha us ko rok lo per nahi aur oper se us ne aik ghalti aur kr di meri maa ko gali dey kr mujhe kuch b bolo chale ga lekin agr kisi ne meri family ya meri maa bahen k liye kuch bola injaam aap k samne hai

Israr abbasi: bohat badi ghalti kr di tu ne mere hi admiyon ko mar kr aur us se b badi ghalti jo tu yahan aa gya ab tu nahi bache ga

Main : kon mare ga tum maro gye tera bhai mare ga ya yeh tere tukdon per palne wale 2 takke k police wale

Ashfaq abbasi: aaj tak koi hum se bach k nahi gya na kisi ki himat k humre samne kuch bol sake mare ga to tu aaj hi

Main : hahaha kya bola koi bach k nahi gya tum se apne bete k qaatil ko tu dhoond nahi saka bolta hai bach k nahi gya jan'na chahta hai tere bete ko kis ne mara tha

Ashfaq abbasi: han wo black tiger aik bar mere hath aa jaye chodon ga nahi us ko

Main : oh acha to chalo dekh leta hon tum kya krte ho main hi hon wo black tiger

Inspector: gun nikal kr sir aap hukam kro is ko abhi bhoon dalta hon

Ashfaq abbasi: nahi isye main apne hathon se maron ga

Wo Inspector se gun ley leta hai aur mujhe pey fir krna shuro kr deta hai aik k bahd aik poori gun ghuse se khali kr deta hai lekin goliyan mujh se takra kr neeche girne lagti hain yeh dekh sb ki hawa tight ho jati hai fir ki awaz se bahir khade ghunde b andar aa jate hain aur mujhe gher lete hain

Ashfaq abbasi: yeh kaise ho sakta tum tumhen goli kyun nahi lagi

Main : hahaha mujh pey koi goli asar nahi krti ab bari hai tum sb ki maut ki kyun k main apna raaz bta chuka hon aur jo mera raaz jaan gya somjho wo to gya

Main ne apna roop badal liya ab main full black main tha apne black tiger wale getup main jise dekh k sb ki phat gai

Israr abbasi: darte huwe kya chahte ho tum bolo kitna paisa chahye tumhen main doon ga bolo

Main : abe chutiye paisa kis ko chahye mujhe to tum logon ki jaan leni hai tum sb ne jo zeher is mahshre main ghola hai na us k liye tum sb ki jaan lage gi tab ja k kuch paapi kam ho gye

main ne sb ka dimagh read kiya kis k kitne bank account hain aur kahan kahan main ne is bar power use ki aur sb k account khali kr diye hazaron crore ki amount mere khufia account main chali gai jin ghundon ne mujhe ghera tha unon ne hamla kr diya lekin main ne talwar nikal k sb ko kaatna shuro kr diya meri speed itni thi k koi dekh b nahi pa raha tah kuch hi der main 50 k qreeb lashen padi thin neeche koi b apni asli halat main nahi tha sb gajar mooli ki trah kate pade the ab sirf 4 log reh gye the Inspector, ssp aur dono bhai israr abbasi aur Ashfaq abbasi jin ki halat apni maut dekh k patli ho gai thi

Ssp : humhen mahf kr do aaj k bahd koi ghalat kaam nahi kren gye

Main : tum ne kisi ko mahf kiya kabhi kitne hi bure kaam main in ka sth diya kitne begunahon ko encounter main marwa diya

Inspector: mante hain hum ne ghalt kiya humre biwi bache hain un ka kya ho ga

Main : yeh to pehle sochna tha na aur fikar na kro main un ko sanbhal lon ga

Inspector ne ssp ki gun nikal k khud ko goli mar li kyun k wo janta tha k main maro ga to kya hal ho ga

Main : ab aap sb ka kya ho ga bolo kaise marna pasand kro gye talwar se ya gun se

Israr abbasi: dekho hum se sb kuch ley lo humhen chod do

Main : tumhare pas hai hi kya dene ko zara tum dono apne account to check kro

Dono foran apne mobile nikal k check krne lage dono k account 0 amount show kr rehe the

Ashfaq abbasi: yeh kaise kiya tum ne

Main : chalo ab waqt nahi hai tum sb ka time ho chuka hai maut ka farishta kab se betha wait kr raha hai

Israr abbasi: nai bacho gye tum aaj nahi to kal koi tumhen mare ga

Main ne ghuse main israr abbasi ki gardan uda di jise dekh ashfaq abbasi sadme main chala gya main ne gun nikal k ssp aur Ashfaq abbasi dono ko goliyon se bhoon dala main ne apna mark wahn choda BLACK TIGER ka aur bahir aa gya bahir koi b nahi tha main ne apni power use ki to koi b nahi tha mtlb sb andar mere hathon mare gye the main wapis apne asli huliye main aa gya aur apni gadi se chal pada ghar ki traf abhi raat k 8 baj rehe the main ghar poncha khana tiyar tha main fresh ho k aya sb k sth beth k khana khaya phir main drawing room main beth gya aur tv dekhne laga mere sth sara, nadia aur zara b aa gai zara mere sth sofe pey beth gai jab k dusre sofe pey sara aur nadia beth gai itne main natasha aunty aur bua b aa gai master walk krne nikal gye the

Nadia : waise sham ko kahan gye the aap late wapis aye ho

Main : bs kuch kaam tha wahi krne gya tha

Main ne news channel laga diya jahan ab live dekha rehe the israr abbasi murder sb ghor se sun'ne lage jb wahan ka hal dikhaya jahn lashen kati padi thi to sb k hosh udd gye

Bua : toba yeh kis ne mara ho ga in ko itni berehmi se

Natasha aunty: pta nai kya dushmani ho gi in k sth aaj kal kuch pta nahi chalta

News main bta rehe the black tiger ka

Nadia : yeh black tiger akhir hai kon pehle b is ne kuch murder kiye hain ab to itna bada kand kiya hai akhir police isye dhond kyun nahi pa rehi

Main : koi saboot chode to tab na

Sara lee : yeh dekh k mujhe b dar lag raha hai pta nahi wo kab kise mar dey

Zara : wo sirf bure logo ko hi marta hai hum ko darne ki zaroorat nahi

Sara lee : tumhen bada pta hai jaise tum janti ho usye

Zara : main kya aap b janti ho un ko wo yahn humre samne hi hain

Sb shock ho k kyaa..

Bua : kashi yeh zara kya bol rahi hai

Main : bua chahta to main is ko btane se rok sakta tha per nahi main ne khud btane diya ta k aap ko pta chal sake main kya hon aur kyun meri traning is trah ki thi such to yeh hai yeh traning to bs dikhawa hi thi main pehle se hi train hon aur aap un logon k marne ka afsos na kro wo koi doodh k dulhe huwe nahi the

Bua : per beta tum ko kuch ho jata to

Main : bua aap aisa kro jab gaon chalen gye to apni bhabhi se pooch lena main kya hon wo aap ka sara dar door kr den gi

Sara lee : zara tum ko kaise pta in k bare main ab to mujhe tum pey b shak ho raha hai kon ho tum

Main : sara bahd main bta don ga na waise b yeh ab tum logon ki list main hai samjh gai na

Nadia : aap kahen rukne ka naam len gye k nahi

Main : kya nadi yar kyun ghusa kr rahi hai agr main ruk jata to soch tum log b shamil nahi hoti list main

Bua : aik minute yeh ho kya raha hai aur kon c list

Main : do jawab ab

Sara lee : wo bua asal main in ki aik ya 2 biwi nahi hon gi 20 se b ziyada in ki shadiyan honi hain jo jo in k sth shadi kre gi wo list main shamil ho rehi hai sirf naam se nahi dil se b sb in se behad payar b krti hain aur list k hisab se jo in se shadi kr rahi hain zara ko mila kr ab tak 24 ho chuki hain

Bua : kya 24 uff mere khuda yeh kaise ho sakta hai

Main : aik minute sara tum ko list ka kaise pta k kon kon hain aur kitni ho chuki hain

Nadia : main btati hon meri ab bat hoti rehti hai pari se aur pari bohat close hai gudiya k to chal gya pta aur main sara se kuch nahi chupati

Main : yar such to yeh hai k counting to main ne b nahi ki thi yahni agr tum 24 bta rehi ho to fihal 25 kr lo bahd ki bahd main dekhen gye

Zara : yeh ab nei kon hai

Main : wo bahd main btaon ga jb milon ga us se kyun bua samjh gai aap

Bua : han beta samjh gai per beta break laga ab

Main : bua main kisi ka dil nahi dukana chahta yeh sb kuch jaanti b hain phir b peeche nahi hat rehi to aap hi btao main kya kron

Itne main mera mobile baja main ne dekha gudiya ki call thi main ne atend ki

Main : hello meri jaan kaisi ho

Farzana : aap ki jaan boht miss kr rehi hai jaldi se aa jao ab aur door nahi reh sakti

Main : sunday ko aa raha hon bs 2 din aur sabar kr lo aur yeh btao noor kahn hai

Farzana: noor ki to paki dosti bhabhi k sth hai

Main : acha baqi sb kaisi hain aur sobi aur amna aqsa sb theek hain na

Farzana: sb theek hain aap ko miss kr rahi hain aap bs jaldi se aa jao aur aaj phir band bja di na kisi ki

Main : han bajani thi to bja di chalo ab so jao waise b tumhari bnai hoi list out ho chuki hai aur han 24 ki jaga 25 kr dena

Farzana: lagta hai 50 ho jain gi hahaha

Main : han han hans lo chatni to meri bane gi

Farzana: ok nahi hansti bye humma love you good night.

Main : humma love you too and good night

Baqi next update main.....

next part plz

 

[Raju king]

Update 91

Main gudiya se bat kr k call cut ki to sb mujhe hi dekh rehe the

Main kya huwa

Bua : yeh bahen se bat kr raha tha ya girlfriend se

Main : dono se aur ab aap aur kuch nahi poocho gi

Bua : ok nahi poochti chalo main chahe bna k lati hon

Zara : aaj main bnaon gi

Main : dekh ley yeh na ho sb pee k behosh ho jain

Zara : yeh jb piyo gye to pta chale ga

Wo gai kitchen main hum baten krne lage thodi der main chahye aa gai main ne taste ki to

Main : wah kya bat hai zara tum ne chahye boht tasty bnai hai matlb seekh gai ho jaldi hi

Bua : seekh gai kya matlb kya yeh nahi bana sakti thi

Main : insan hoti to bnati na

Sb shock

Bua : kya matlb yeh insan nahi hai kya

Main : bua darna nahi yeh ab se aise hi aap ki beti ban k rehe gi per aap sb sun lo yeh aik chudail hai

Sb aik sth kyaaa..

Natasha aunty : dekh beta agr yeh mazaq hai to bilkul b acha nahi hai mujhe dar lag raha hai

Zara : ary aunty daro nahi main b aap ki beti hon na aur aik beti se maa ko kaisa dar han yeh such hai main chudail hon aur bohat buri b thi lekin in ki waja se main badal gai hon ab sirf aap logon k sath rahon gi aur mujh se kisi apne ko darne ki zaroorat nahi

Bua : theek hai beti tum aaj se meri beti ho aur tu yeh pehle nahi bta sakta tha kisi din tu heart attack krwa k rehe ga

Main : acha chalo ab so jao main b ja raha hon sone subha jaldi uthna hai ok good night

Main uth k oper room main chala gya phir main ne call ki jo samne se attend hoi

Sunbal : hello bhai kaise hain aaj humari yad kaise aa gai

Main : theek hon gudiya tum kaisi ho aur kon kehta hai k main tum ko bhool gya hon jo yad kron ga bs thoda busy raha hon na to is liye time nahi mila

Sunbal : aap kab aa rehe ho api ki shadi ki tiyari hum ne kr li hai aur api b aap ko yad krti hai

Main : bs jaldi ane wala hon aur api kider hai bat krwao

Sunbal : abhi krwati hon idher hi hain

Sundas : hello kashi kaise ho

Main : main to theek hon aap sunao

Sundas : main b theek hon aap kb aa rehe ho

Main : kyun irfan ki jaga mujhe yad kr rahi ho kya

Sundas : sharma kr agr such sun'na hi chahte ho to suno aap irfan se pehle mile hote to paka aap ka hi number lagta

Main : waise abhi b kuch bigda nahi hai

Sundas : aap b na acha chodo yeh bat jaldi aa jao ta k shadi ho humari

Main : oh lagta hai bohat aag lagi hai tum ko

Sundas : kya yar kuch b bolte ho aisa nahi hai

Main : ok ok mazaq kr raha tha aur suno main ne tum dono k liye new ghar ley liya hai ok shadi kr k tum wahan shift ho rahi ho aur sth main tumhari maa aur bahen b theek hai

Sundas : nam aankhon k sth kyun kr rahe ho itna humare liye yeh ahsaan kaise chuka paon gi

Main : tum khud socho tumhari shadi k bahd tumhari maa aur bahen ka kya hota kaise rehti wo is liye theek hai aur main doston ko b apni family hi samjhta hon un k liye kuch krna apni family k liye hi kiya hota hai ab family k liye kuch kro to ahsaan wali bat kahan se aa gai ainda aisa mat bolna warna kabhi bat nahi kron ga

Sundas : sorry nahi bolon gi kabhi lekin aap ko b wahda krna ho ga mujh se k kabhi main kuch khud se doon to aap ley lo gye inkar nahi kro gye

Main : ok wahada ab khush

Sundas : han bohat khush acha rakhti hon bye

Main ne call cut ki aur sone k liye late gya aur jaldi hi neend ki aghosh main chala gya subha jaldi uth kr main fresh ho kr running k liye chala gya running aur exercises k bahd diyan lagaya phir wapis aa gya main baqi sb b uth chuke the main fresh ho kr sb k sth nashta kiya aur chal pada apni manzil ki traf main gadi main nikla tha jaise baba ne bola tha mashriq ki janib chalna hai main kuch der gadi main gya phir aik hotel ki parking main gadi khadi ki aur nikal gya jangal ki trf jangal bohat ghana aur khatarnak b tha main chalta gya kafi andar tak ponch gya is traf kisi k aane ki umeed nahi thi kyun k yeh ilaka jangli janworn k liye mashoor tha bandar to waise b bohat the per yahn sher aur cheeta b the agye ja kr mujhe aisa laga kuch gadh badh hai kyun k kuch trees pey kulhadi k nishan the aur kuch pey chaku se nishan bnaye gye the main samjh gya k kuch to hai kyun k yeh nishan to hicking k waqt bnaye jate hain jab k is jangal main to khatarnak janwar hain to hicking tracking k liye to manah hai kuch aur agye jane pey mujhe rasta nazar aya jo k gadi k tyer se bana tha matlb is raste pey gadi aati jati hai ab main wahi ruk gya kyun k yahan 2 kaam ho sakte hain aik ya to yahan se lakdi chori hoti hai jis k asaar to nahi the matlb agr trees kaate jate to pta chal hi jata jo k nahi kaate gye ab aik hi cheez ho sakti hai janwaron ki samagling jaise hi khayal aya mera dimagh ghoom gya matlb yahan se janwaron ko trap kr k pakda jata hai aur un ko smagal kiya jata hai per ho sakta hai main ghalt hon kya pta forest department ne yeh nishan lagaye hon un k pas b gadi hoti hai yeh tyer k nishan un ki gadi k hon khair main us rest pey agye chal pada to kuch aur nishan b mile mujhe tree pey main wahan ruk k aas pas dekhne laga to mujhe aik jaga bohat sare trees k pate(leaves) pade nazar aye pas ja k dekha to paton k neeche jaal(net) laga tha jis ki patli patli rasiyan(rope) lagi thin to is ka matlb yahn se sher pakde ja rehe hain aur ho na ho forest department main se koi na koi un logon k sth mila ho ga main abhi yeh soch hi raha tha k mujhe gadi ki awaz sunai di main foran aik tree k peeche chup gya jb gadi samne aai to dekha forest department ki thi main samne aa gya wo 3 log the

Forest officer: kon ho tum aur yahan kya kr rahe ho pta hai na yahan aana manah hai

Main : han pta hai lekin mujhe jangal k us traf jo pahad hai wahan jana hai aur wahan k liye yehi short rasta hai

F officer : nahi hum tum ko is ki inazat nahi dey sakte

Main : dekho jana to mujhe hai ur dusri bat tum log yahn kya duty kr rahe ho yahan se jangli janwar pakad k log samagal kr rehe hain

Main itna bola hi tha k us forest officer k sth jo dusra sipai tha us ka rang udd gya mujhe shak ho gya ho na ho yeh shamil hai is main

F officer : yeh nahi ho sakta humara regular gasht chalta rehta hai yahn hum ko nahi pta chala to tum kaise keh sakte ho

Main : yeh btao aap har bar in k sth hi hote ho gasht pey ya kabhi kabhi

F officer : main kabhi kabhi gasht pey hota hon nahi to meri team gasht krti hai

Main : aur agr main bolon k in main se koi un logon ka sth dey raha hai to kyun k agr wo kr rehe hain to zaroor un ko andar se information di jati ho gi k kab hum round pey hain kab nahi

Sipai 1 : tum hum pey ilzam laga rehe ho aisa kuch nahi kya saboot hai tumhare pas aur tum ho kon

Main : oh matlb main theek hi keh raha hon tum hi sb main shamil ho

F officer : dekho humre sb log ahtemad wale hain aisa nahi kr sakte

Main : aap in k phone check kren abhi doodh ka doodh pani ka pani ho jaye ga

Sipai 1 : nahi hum phone nahi check krwa sakte mujhe to tum pey hi shak ho raha hai nahi to is jangal main koi aata nahi

Main : ok saboot chahye na tum logon ko to wo samne tree k neeche trap laga hai sher ko pakadne k liye aur tum ne abhi 30 minute pehle un ko call ki hai k sir round pey hain apna mobile check krwao us main 30 minute pehle ka number hai us main

F officer ne us ka mobile ley liya check kiya to kisi Rana ka no save tha jis pey call ki gai thi

F officer : matlb yeh such hai tum is sb main mile huwe ho abhi call kro un ko bolo k round kr k wapis chale gye hain agr zara b koi hoshiyari ki na to mujhe achi trah se jante ho tum

Us sipai ne call ki un ko bta diya k hum round kr k wapis aa gye hain yahn signal kam the per pahadi per phone boster hone ki waja se kuch point aa rehe the

Main : chalo is ka phone ab qabze main ley lo aur yeh gadi kisi trah chupa do jhadiyon main wo log wapis aaen gye lazmi kyun k unon ne jaal to lga diya hai per gosht nahi dala shikar k liye

Hum ne gadi chupa di aur sb chup k khade ho gye un k intezar main koi 20 se 25 minute bahd un ki gadi aai wo log utre 6 log the sb k pas shikar wali guns injection gun aur pistal the wo idher udher dekh k agye bhade aur aik bade se shoper se gosht nikal kr trap wali jaga rakh diya abhi wo wapis mudne hi wale the k main samne aa k khada ho gya abhi meri look black tiger wali thi

Main : bohat jaldi main ho lagta hai

Ghunda 1 : kon ho tum yahn kya kr rahe ho

Main : tum logon ki maut hon main in masoom janwaron ko pakad kr tum log smagal kro gye to kya kisi ko pata nahi chale ga

Ghunda 1 : hahaha tum hum ko maro gye teri maut tumhen yahn khench lai hai humara raaz jan kr koi ab tak zinda nahi bacha

Main : kya naam hai tumhara han rana tera yeh khel ab khatam samjha

Rana : mar do is ko bach k jana nahi chahye

Main : wait wait yar main akela nahi hon udhr dekho

Jb sb ne udhr dekha to wahan forest officer aur sth majood nojawan samne aa gye

Rana : to yeh bat hai to aaj yeh b sth maren gye

Main : sheraa..

Mere bolte hi aik zordar garaj(roarr)ki awaz aai jis se sb dar gye itne main sher samne aa gya jise dekh k sb ki phat gai

Rana : sha sherrr

Main : han sher ab pakdo is ko

Aik ghunde ne sher pey fir krna chaha lekin sher ne us pe jump lga di aur kisi ko jb tak samjh aati us ko cheer phad diya jo b ghalti krne jata sher us ko cheer phad raha tha rana ka hal b yehi huw sb ko marne k bahd sher beth gya shaid wo ghuse main tha

Main : aap log search kro yeh yahan trees pey nishan lage hain is raste pey jao jahan jahan trap lage hain un ko hata do

F officer : per yeh sher

Main : aap ko kuch nahi krye ga ok shera jao aur in sb ko tang mat krna

Sher wahan se chala gya

Main : sir aap is ko arrest kro jo yeh rana jaise logon ka sth dey raha tha ok main chalta hon

Main wahan se nikal gya agye kafi chalne k bahd pahdi pey chadne laga pahadi pr ponchte ponchte 1 hour lag gya oper poncha to samne hi wo mazaar tha main mazaar main chala gya wahan saaf safai ki hoi thi matlb koi hai yahn jo saf safai krta hai main ne wahan hazri di dua ki aankhen band kr k beth gya ta k agye ka rasta asan ho jaye itne main awaz aai

Aa gye tum mujhe pta tha aik din tum aao gye

Main ne palat k dekha to wahan aik baba bethe the jab unon ne chehra oper uthaya to main khush b huwa aur heran b wo wo koi aur nahi wahi baba the jin ki waja se mujhe powers mili thin jo mujhe qadam qadam pey rasta dikhate gye jo mere diyan main aate the lambi safaid dadhi chehre pey noor lambe lambe baal safaid rang k libas main bethe the main ne agye bhad k un k paon chuwe

Main : a...m baba aap yahn

Baba : w...m putr han main yahn hi to hota hon

Main : baba kya hukam hai mere liye

Baba : putr tum jao apni manzil ki traf rub tera bhala kre ga main ne jaisa bola tha waisa hi krna apna dimagh shant rakhna ghuse se kaam nahi lena soch samjh kr krna jo b krna chahye halaat kaise b hon aur dushman ki aankhon main dekhna us ki haar ka rast tumhen wahan se hi mile ga

Main : g baba jaisa aap bolo chalta hon

Main baba k paon chu k nikal gya us mazar se main thodi hi der chala tha k mujhe purana khandar nazar aya main samjh gya k yehi hai wo khandar main agye bhadta us se pehle hi aik aag ka gola aa k mujh se takraya aur main udta huwa peeche ja gira mere seene main tezz dard utha main ne kisi trah khud ko sanbhala to samne aik bhayank qisam ka shaitan khada tha jis ki aankhon main aag jal rehi thi main sambhsl k uth

Main : kon ho tum aur mujh pey humla kyun kiya

Wo : main hahaha carlus is khadar ka rakhwala

Main : oh to tum ko mar kr hi main andar ja sakta hon to yehi sehi main ne apne dono hath agye kiye mere hath se aik tezz roshni nikli aur seedha us se ja takrai lekin yeh kya usye koi farq hi nahi pada balke wo to us aag wali roshni se aur taqatwar ho gya

Carlus : hahaha tere yeh chote chote patakhe mera kuch nahi bigad sakte agr zinda rehna chahta hai to chala ja nahi to tu to mare ga hi sth hi ise b mar don ga

Us ne aik traf ishara kiya main ne udhar dekha to mere ghuse ka koi tikana nahi tha whan wahan to....

Baqi next update main...

 

[bantoo]

nice update