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शालू इतनी चालबाज़ निकलेगी ,शायद ही किसी ने सोचा होगा।UPDATE 5
mujhe dekhke woh chaaro khadi ho gayi
behenchod hawaldaaro bhi un chaaro ko dekhke laar tapka rahe the
ab woh the gaon ke
yeh chaaro sheher ki goriya thi
woh bhi western kapdo mein
phir un chaaro ne mujhe salute kiya
baapu bhi bada harami hai
waise usse bada harami is duniya mein koi hai bhi nahi
phir un chaaro ne ek ek karke apna naam bataya
sub inspector...aynab zaidi
sub inspector...tanya Chauhan
assistant sub inspector..tanvi sharma
assistant sub inspector..aaliya chaudhary
lekin tabhi maine dhyan diya
ki yeh tanvi madam mujhe checkout kar rahi thi
ab main handsome tha
muscular body thi
cute face tha
koi bhi ladki mujhse impress ho jaati
woh alag baat hai
ki aaj tak kisi ne mujhe date ke liye nahi puchha
main
tum sab change kar lo
humein nikalna hai
Kahan sir
tanya ghabrate hue boli
main muskurate hue
jahannum mein
yeh sunke woh aur ghabra gayi
behenchod isko bharti kisne kiya
shakal pe 12 baje hue hain
lekin kuchh bhi kaho chaaro mein sabse jyada cute wohi thi
tabhi mujhe jawab diya
aynab madam ne
woh bhi bade serious Andaz mein
sir aap is tarah apne juniors se baat nahi kar sakte
miss attitude boli
ab main toh usse maje le raha tha
lekin ab isse lunga
saali aisi jagah leke chalunga
ki rote hue bhaagegi
yeh sunke woh chaaro chali gayi
yahin paas mein quarter tha
ek hawaldaar leke chala gaya unhein
main
ramesh baabu
kaise ho
ramesh
theek hoon sir
main
ajeet bhaiya ko pela ki nahi dobara
ramesh
sir abhi thodi der pehle hi maara hai
main
beech beech mein doctor se checkup karwa dena
ramesh
jee sir
aur main roshan ki taraf Dekha
jo mundi neeche karke baitha hua tha
use dekhke mujhe uski biwi yaad aagayi
use toh message bheja hi nahi
aur main use hi likhke bhej diya
chaaro apne apne quarter mein chali gayi
lekin bechari taniya ro rahi thi
ab uske papa ki jagah use yeh job mili thi
lekin woh bahut darpok thi
kuchh der baad woh chaaro aagayi
main
sab apni gun achche se check kar lo
pata chale ki baad mein chale hi na
gun kyun check karni hai sir
taniya haklate hue boli
main
jaa rahe hain
ek jagah raid maarne
yeh sunke toh hawaldaaro ki fat gayi
main
tum jaise nalayako ko le jaake mujhe apni pagdi nahi uchhalwaani hai
ek hawaldaar ne daant dikha diye apne
main
daant tod dunga
munh band kar
kuchh der baad hum ek factory ke bahar the
guard ne jaise hi police waalo ko Dekha
usne turant ek red button daba diya
ab hum sab andar gaye
yeh woh factory thi
jahan hardware ka Saman manufacture hota tha
tabhi manufacturer manager aagaya
uska naam rakesh tha
rakesh
sir aap kyun aagaye
mujhe bula.liya hota
main apni gun nikaala
aur uske sar pe taan diya
taniya do kadam peechhe ho gayi
rakesh
sir yeh kya kar rahe hain
mere chhote chhote bachche hain
main
acting nahi beta
mujhe pata hai
ki tum log yahan desi katta banate ho
rakesh
sir main aapse tameez se baat kar raha hoon
isi liye aapn bhi tameez mein rahiye
agar aapke paas search warrant nahi hai
toh aap yahan se jaa sakte hain
yeh desi katta kya hota hai
taniya ne aynab se puchha
aynab
gun
aur tabhi light off ho gayi
aur taniya aynab ka hath pakad li
jab light aayi
toh saamne kareeb 20 aadmi khade the
jin sab ke hath mein guns thi
woh humse kareeb 20 meters ki doori pe the
rakesh
sir aapko yahan nahi aana Chahiye tha
kya aapko roshan ne nahi bataya
ki is factory ke maalik
mla harish Yadav hain
aynab chaaro taraf dekh rahi thi
ki agar shooting shuru hui
toh use kahan position leni hai
tanvi aur aaliya dono ki dar ke maare haalat kharab thi
kyunki aisi situation ka saamna unhone pehle kabhi nahi kiya tha
aur taniya uska toh Sharir kaanp raha tha
main
zara Mila apne mla baap ko phone
mujhe usse baat karni hai
rakesh
yeh kaam aapko yahan aane se pehle karna chahiye tha
ab kuchh nahi ho sakta
dekh kya rahe ho
in paancho ko pakadke baandh do
woh sab humari taraf bachne lage
aynab ne un sabki taraf gun taan di
aynab
agar koi aage badha
toh kutte ki maut marega
rakesh
madam jee upar dekh lijiye pehle
agar aapne aisi koi bhi harkat ki
toh aapka bheja ud jaayega
aynab ne upar najar daali
toh Dekhi
upar chaar log unpe gun taane hue the
woh mujhe ghur ghur ke dekhne lagi
main
C'mon what did you expect
main apne jeb mein hath daala
aur jaise hi sabki najar mere hath pe padi
sabki hawa nikal gayi
kyunki mere hath mein ek hand grenade tha
main
m67 hand grenade
kill radius 5 meters
casualty radius 15 meters
matlab rakesh baabu
agar pin kheench diya
toh tum sabka raam naam yahin satya ho jaayega
rakesh
tum aisa nahi kar sakte
agar aisa karoge toh khud bhi maroge
main
soch lo raakesh baabu
tumhare chhote chhote bachche
aynab
sir yeh bewakoofi hai
main pin kheench diya
aur pin kheenchne ke baad
dhamaka hua
kareeb 20 meters door dhamaka hua
lekin koi mara nahi
bas un 20 logo ka bijli ka tez jhatka laga
aur isi beech main apni gun nikaala
aur un chaaro ko shoot kar diya
jo humpe gun taane hue the
Kisi ko kuchh samajh nahi aaya
ab woh is liye ki yeh sab itna jaldi hua
main rakesh ke pet mein punch maar diya
woh apna pet pakadke
zameen pe baith gaya
rakesh
tum nahi jaante mere maalik kaun hain
woh tumhara woh haal karenge
tum apne paida hone pe afsos karoge
main uske sar pe apna ghutna maar diya
woh behosh gaya
phir main kisi ko phone kar diya
main
chalo ab chalte hain
aynab
insabko arrest nahi karna hai
main
woh dusre log kar lenge
aynab
matlab
main
bada sawal karti ho
tum Bibi
aur phir main aage badh gaya
taniya abhi bhi kaanp rahi thi
aynab
kitni baar bola hai
ki resign kar do
kisi din heart fail.ho jaayega
aaliya
yeh sir paagal toh nahi hain
jab inhein kisi ko arrest nahi karna tha
toh yahan aaye kyun the
aynab
showoff kar rahe the humare saamne
aaliya
aur m67 toh explosive grenade hai na
woh bhi america mein use hota hai
toh inhone m67 ko shock grenade mein kaise badal Diya
main wahan se nikal ke roshan ke ghar ki taraf chal pada
kyunki shaalu ne message kiya tha
ghar aane ke liye
kuchh der baad main shaalu ke ghar pahunch gaya
door bell bajaya
Kuch der baad gate khula
saamne shaalu khadi thi
saali sirf towel mein thi
uska poora badan bheega hua tha
usne mujhe andar aane ko bola
main andar chala gaya
shaalu
kya peeyenge sir
main
kuchh nahi
yeh bataiye ki bulaya kyun hai
shaalu
sir aap pehli baar mere ghar aaye hain
kuchh na kuchh toh peena padega
main
coffee
shaalu aap baithiye main banake laati hoon
aur woh chali gayi
wohin dusri taraf chief minister ne commissioner ko phone kiya
cm
yeh jo kutta hai tumhara
usse kaho ki thakur hardev singh ke bete ko chhod de
commissioner
tameez se baat kijiye sir
woh india ka top ips officer hai
cm
jyada English mat jhaad
aur jo Kaha hai woh kar
commissioner
main aisa nahi kar sakta
cm
tu mujhe mana kar raha hai
tu jaana hai main kaun hoon
commissioner
aur aap uske baap ko jaante hain
cm
kya matlab
commissioner
matlab yeh mere bhole sir
ki uska naam veer partap singh hai
cm
haan toh
commissioner man mein
in zaahil madarchodo se aur ummid bhi kya ki jaa sakti hai
commissioner
uske baap ka naam partap hai
cm
kaun partap
commissioner
wohi partap jisne ek din aapke bhai bheja
pakake khaaya tha
yeh sunte hi cm ke hath se receiver chhut gaya
cm ko attack aagaya
usne jaldi se ek tablet khaa liya
aur paani.peene laga
uski saans fool rahi thi
aur phir woh rone laga
uske rone ki awaj sunke uski biwi uske paas pahunchi
woh apni biwi se lipatke rone laga
shaalu mere liye coffee banake le aayi
main peene laga
phir woh bedroom mein chali gayi
gate khula hi tha
usne apna towel utaar diya
meri taraf uski peeth thi
kya nazara tha
tabhi meri aankhein bhaari hone lagi
saali behoshi ki dawa milayi hai
teri aisi taisi maaru
ab thoda shaalu ke baare mein bata dete hain
ki shaalu hai kya
of course woh roshan ki biwi hai
lekin uske alawa woh kya hai
housewife
naa
roshan ka ghar ek aisi jagah pe hai
jahan aas paas mein koi ghar nahi hai
jab roshan police station chala jaata hai
toh woh market jaati hai
aur wahan apni adaao ko dikhake
woh ek mard ko apne ghar leke aati hai
use chai ya coffee deti hai peene ko
jab woh behosh ho jaata hai
toh woh kisi ko phone karti hai
do aadmi aate hain
woh dono use leke jaate hain
unmein se ek doctor hota hai
woh us behosh aadmi ke organs nikaalta hai
liver kidney dil
aankhein
matlab jo bhi organs transplant kiye jaa sakte hain
woh sab
aur phir Dusra aadmi woh organs black market mein bech deta hai
aur jiske organ's nikaale jaate hain
us bechare ki laash ko jala diya jaata hai
kuchh der baad woh dono aadmi aajate hain
shaalu
yeh acp hai
sirf iski aankhein aur ek kidney nikaalna
usse jyada nahi
doctor
bada lamba hath maari ho
kuchh problem toh nahi hogi
shaalu
koi problem nahi hogi
jo bhi problem hogi
main dekh lungi
dusra aadmi jo black market mein organ bechta tha
usne mujhe apne kandhe pe uthane ke liye uthaya
aur tabhi usne meri shakal dekhi
meri shakal dekhte hi uska jism kaanp Gaya
aur use panic attack aagaya
woh ladkhada ke gid pada
doctor ne use jaldi se paani diya
shaalu
kya hua ravi
doctor
kis baat se Tumhein itna stess ho gaya
ki Tumhein panic attack
ravi jo abhi tak chup chaap baitha tha
woh buri tarah rone laga
shaalu
paagal toh nahi ho gaye ho
jaldi karo leke jaao ise
yeh sunke ravi ne shaalu ko ghurke dekha
ravi
randi tujhe pata hai
ki tune kispe hath daala hai
shaalu
tameez se baat karo ravi
doctor
kaun hai yeh ravi
ravi
yeh veer partap singh
doctor
haan toh
ravi
iska baap partap hai
woh partap jise duniya bhediya bolti hai
woh insaano ke zinda rehte
unke ango ko kaat ke pakake khaata hai
yeh sunte hi doctor ki aankho ke saamne andhera chha gaya
shaalu
behosh hai jaldi se apna kaam karo
zubaan kaat dena kisi bata nahi paayega
ravi ne mere pair pakad liye
ravi
chhote maalik maaf kar dijiye
mujhe pata nahi tha chhote maalik
shaalu
ajeeb bewakoof ho
woh behosh hai
ravi
chhote maalik bas ek baar maaf kar dijiye
dobara aisa nahi karunga
please chhote maalik
main Zindagi bhar aapki ghulami karunga
yeh sunke main apni aankhein khol diya
aur Ravi ko dekhne laga
main
tune mere baare mein ise nahi bataya
ravi
chhote maalik please
main
maine kasam khaayi thi
ki kabhi qatal nahi karunga
khoon nahi karunga
lekin aaj tum teeno ko maarne ka man kar raha hai
pata hai na mere andar bhi mere baap ka khoon hai
aur us baap ka jiske saamne duniya jhukti hai
Kuch raeeso ke bachche sochte hain
ki main jo chahe kar sakta hoon
mera baap toh mujhe bacha lega
lekin mera kya
i have the fucking license to do
what i want to do
shaalu
tum behosh nahi hue
main
biwi hai
ravi
chhote maalik
main
biwi hai ki nahi
ravi
hai chhote maalik
main apni jeb se diary aur pen nikaalke uske saamne rakh diya
main
ismein apne ghar ka address likh
ravi ne usmein apna address likh diya
main
kal apni biwi ko tayyar rakhna
ravi
bas ek baar maaf kar dijiye
chhote maalik
main
doctor tere ghar mein teri biwi ho
teri beti ho ya phir teri behen ho
unmein se kisi ek ko tayyar rakhna
parso aaunga
doctor
sir
main
ravi agar main tujhse kahu
ki abhi ise jaan se maar de
toh kya karega
ravi
aap hukum Kijiye
chhote maalik
doctor
sir mere ghar waaalo ka kya kasoor hai
main
jis tarah maa baap ke paiso pe property pe
unke bachcho ka haq hota hai
usi tarah unke paapo pe bhi unka haq hota hai
ab apna address likh
aur jaa yahan se
dono ne apna address likha
aur chale gaye
main shaalu ki taraf Dekha
aur khada ho gaya
main
ab bata tere sath kya kiya jaaye
shaalu
mujhe maaf kar dijiye
main
banda galat chun liya shaalu madam
shaalu
bas ek baar maaf kar dijiye
main Zindagi bhar aapki ghulami karungi
main
likh dairy mein
ki aaj se tu veer partap singh ki ghulam hai
woh jo chahe tere sath kar sakta hai
aur neeche sign kar
shaalu ne wohi kiya
jo maine usse Kaha
isko toh patak patak ke chodunga.....
