Update 1
Subah hone ke baad main tayyar ho gaya aur apna kaam karne laga laptop pe. Thodi der me wo mujhe bhaw dene wali ladki mere darwaje ke samne se gujar rahi thi. Mujhe use patana tha isliye maine socha mujhe kuch pata karna chahiye.
Maine apna kaam band kiya or uske piche jane laga.
Wo ek kirana dukan main gayi thi kuch saman lane. Maine bhi kuch saman kharidne ki sochi aur dukan ke paas jake khada ho gaya.
Wo saman le rahi thi. Uske pass uski ek saheli bhi thi. Dono bich bich main bate kar rahi. Bich bich main wo mujhe dekh bhi rahi thi. Unke bate karte waqt mujhe uska naam pata chala. Uska naam poonam tha. Saman lene ke baad wo jaa rahi thi.
Main use dekh raha tha tabhi dukandar bola kya chahiye. Mujhe kuch suza nahi aur main sochne laga. Aur tabhi maine bol diya haa haa wo...... shakkar chahiye. Wo mujhe hairaani se dekhane laga. Dukandar bola kitni kilo chahiye. Main bola ek kilo chahiye. Usne shakkar tolke mujhe de di. Main wo leke wapas aa gaya.
Dinbhar online kaam karke maine shamko thoda aram kiya. Raat ko apne khane ka intjam karke khana liya. Main khush tha mujhe bhaw dene wali ladki ka naam pata chala. bohot din ho gaye movie dekhane ko to main movie dekhane laga. Movie dekhte dekhte main bich bich main toilet me jakar kuch sunai deta hai kya wo bhi check kar raha tha.
Kuch bhi haat nahi lag raha tha. Puri movie dekh ke ho gai fir bhi koi awajein nahi aa rahi thi. Aur thodi der jaga raha fir bhi koi awaj nahi aai. Isliye main so gaya.
Dusre din check karne laga fir bhi koi awaaz nahi aa rahi thi.
Tisre din check karne laga. Ab main 30-30 min baad check kar raha tha. Wo Saturday night thi isliye mujhe laga kal Sunday hai chutty hai aaj yani Saturday night ko kuch hoga hi hoga. Bohot der tak main toilet me tika raha. Soch raha tha ab kuch awaj ayegi tab kuch awaj ayegi. Par kuch bhi awaj nahi aayi.
Chouthhe dinko yani Sunday ko mujhe chutty thi isliye der se utha. Idhar udhar ghum ke aaya. Dopahar ho gai thi . Bahar ghum ke ane se thoda thak gaya thoda baitha aur poonam ke bare me sochane laga. Thodi der main me toilet ko gaya. Toilet se uth hi raha tha tabhi mujhe awaj aai.
Kya kar rahe ho ?.
Fir admi ki awaj aai.
Kya kar rahe hu
apne biwi ke sath jo karna hai wo kar raha hu.
Aurat : dopahar ko.
Admi : sali kutiya tu meri biwi hai tuze main kabhibhi chod sakta hu.
Admi ke bolne se ye pata chala ki wo koi accha admi nahi hai. Thodi der me aurat ki awaj aai.nahi mat karo koi sun lega. Bahar log ate jate rahte hai Dopahar me.
Admi: chupppp. Muh se awaj nahi. aur chupchap padi rahh....
aur thodi hi der main sab shant ho gaya.
thodi hi der me chudiyon ki sarakneki awaj aai.
Aur sath hi sath kuch halchal bhi hone lagi thi. Aur ab achanak awaj aai
Ohhhhhhhhhh...................
Awaj band ho gai aur halchal ki awaj ane lagi. Ab samaj me nahi aa raha tha kya ho raha hai. Aur fir achanak awaj aai
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Fir awaj band ho gayi. Aur fir admi ki awaj aai thik se let jaa.
Aur thodi der fir me chudiyon ki awaj ane lage. Halchal thodi tej ho gai thi. Aur sath main
Ussssssssss...................
Ohhhhhhhhhh...................
Ki bhi awaj aa rahi thi.
Aur ab admi ki awaj aai uthaja aur bich main aaja.
Aur thodi hi der me chudiyon ke sath kisi ki sarkane ki awaj aa gai. Aur fir thodi der me awaj aai
Ahhhhhhhhhh........... Dhirennnnn
Awaj band ho gai. Aur fir dhire dhire halchal hone lagi. Chudiyon ki bhi awaj ani lagi.
Ab halchal thodi tej ho gai.
Aur achanak awaj ane lagi.
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Ab chudiyon ki awaj aai aur
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aisee aurat ki awaj aai .
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din tha isliye Payal ki awaj nahi aa rahi.
Ab jorse aisee awaj aai
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ki awaj aa rahi
Ab admi ki bhi awaj ane lagi
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Ab aurat jorse chilla rahi
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Aur thodi hi der mein aurat ki jorse ahhhhhhhhhh......... Nikal gai.
Wo jhadne lagi . Wo haamp rahi thi. Par admi lagatar chalu tha. Aurat boli bas karo.
Admi chalu tha
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Ab wo bhi jhadne wala tha aur jorki
Haaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa
haaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaa karte hue wo jhadne laga. Wo thodi der haamp ne laga.
Ab awajein band ho gai thi. Isliye main apne hall main aa gaya. Thodi hi der me kisika darwaza khulne aur band hone ki awaj mujhe aai.
Aur thodi hi der main mujhe poonam darwaje se jate hue dikhi. Aaj usne meri taraf dekha bhi nahi. Uski chalne ki style bhi thodi aaj badli badli najar aa rahi thi.
Main bhi uske piche piche jane laga. Wo dudh bag lane kirana dukan main gayi. Uske pass jake khada ho gaya. Usne dhyan bhi nahi diya mujhpe itna pass khada hone ke baad bhi. Dukandar ne use dudh bag de di. Wo jane lagi dudh bag leke.
Maine socha dekhte hai konsi room main jati hai. Main pata karne jaa hi raha tha tabhi dukandar bola kya chaiye. Main bola wo.... Dudh bag chahiye. Usne mujhe dudh bag de di.
Me jaldi ake check karne laga konsi room main jati hai. Tabtak wo jaa chuki thi. Main bola dhattt tere ki... Koi baat nahi next time pata chal jayega. Aur main apne room me chala gaya.