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Mast update broUPDATE 6
Shakti ki ankh jab khuli
Toh woh hotel ke room mein tha
Use devraj singh se milne jana tha
Uske baad use komal ke office mein jana tha
Jahan use inspector ranjit arrest karta
Uske baad use randeep singh chhudake Apne ghar le jaate
Phir woh anjali se milta
Sab kuchh waise hi kiya shakti ne
Lekin is baar usne Apne chacha ko kidnap nahi kiya
Woh agle din ka wait karne laga
Agle din court mein hearing hui
Aur judge ne faisla shakti ke haq mein sunaya
Saari property uski ho gayi
Aur woh apni company ka maalik tha
Ajay chauhan aur anita chauhan
Kuchh nahi bigaad paaye uska
Lekin woh sahi waqt ka wait kar rahi thi
Shakti court se nikalke
Seedha Apne ghar ki taraf badh gaya
Kuch der baad woh Apne ghar mein tha
Woh hall mein baitha Apne bachpan ko yaad kar raha tha
Tabhi ek room se do ladki nikli
Shakti unhein dekhne laga
Aaj itne saalo baad usne apni chhoti behno ko dekha tha
Nisha aur neha
Dono judwa behne thi
Obviously woh Vijay ki beti thi
Lekin unki maa anita hi thi
Aur jab shakti ne un dono ke kapde dekhe
Toh uska khoon khaul gaya
Ab shakti koi bigdel baap ki raees aulad toh tha Nahi
Use Nafrat thi behudgi se
Kuchh der baad ajay chauhaan aur anita chauhan dono achuke the ghar
Sath mein unke komal bhi thi
Jo shakti ko nafrat bhari nigaho se dekhe ja rahi thi
Shakti...ajay chauhan apni wife ke sath baith jaao yahan
Tum dono miya biwi se kuchh baat karni hai
Uski baat sunke ajay aur anita unke paas aagaye
Ajay toh tha hi shuru se laalchi
Usne socha ki agar woh shakti ki baat nahi maanega
Toh kahan jaayega
Aur rahi baat anita ki
Toh use Apne plan ko anjaam dena tha
Woh dono shakti ke sàamne baith gaye
Main... sabse pehle apni betiyo ko keh do
Ki yeh behuda kapde na pehne
Warna ghar se nikalna band kar dunga
Yeh sunke nisha aur neha dono use ghurne lagi
Aur uske saamne aake khadi ho gayi
Nisha...kya burayi hai in kapdo mein
Tumhein jo baat karni hai
Humse karo
Hum dono baaligh hain
Humari marzi hum kuchh bhi pehne
Kuchh bhi karein
Bhai ho bhai ki Tarah raho
Humein tumse nafrat karne ki wajah mat do
Neha...same here
Shakti..ab yeh hain toh tumhari beti hi
Besharmi toh inke khoon mein hogi hi
Apni maa ki bejjati neha nahi seh paayi
Aur usne woh bol Diya
Jo use nahi bolna chahiye tha
Lekin hum tumhari tarah bastard nahi hain
Nisha boli
Shakti...bilkul sahi
Toh anita madam apni betiyo ko tum bataogi
Ya main batau
Mom yeh kehna kya chahta hai
Nisha boli
Kuch nahi tum dono andar jaao
Anita ghabrate hue boli
Na na na
Aur woh tumhari badi saahebzadi kahan gayi
Use bhi toh pata chalna chahiye ki woh kya hai
Baat aisi thi
Ki komal gayi thi Apne room mein
Apni gun lene
Use bardasht nahi ho raha tha
Ki uska sab kuchh chheen liya gaya
Jab use company ki ownership mili
Toh usne 12th ke aage padhai hi nahi ki
Kyunki uske dimaag mein paise ki garmi chahad gayi thi
Aur aaj uski woh garmi Shakti ke aane se nikal gayi thi
Aur yahi usse bardasht nahi ho raha tha
Uske baad shakti ki najar
Komal pe padi
Jiski ankhein dekhke woh samajh gaya
Ki woh kya karne waali hai
Yeh expression usne kayi logo ki ankho mein dekha tha
Anju ajay anita
Aur bhi kayi log the
Shakti..tum dono Apne room mein jaao
Neha.. main koi tumhari ghulam hoon
Jo tum mujhe order de rahe ho
Shakti neha ko ghurne laga
Neha ne jaise hi shakti ke expression dekhke
Woh andar se kaanp gayi
Shakti...you have two choice
First
Go to your room
Second
Get the hell out of my house
Choice is yours
Jise sunne ke baad
Nisha ne neha ka hath pakda
Aur use room mein leke chali gayi
Ab wahan shakti tha
Ajay anita aur komal thi
Tabhi shakti ne apni kamar se gun nikaala
Aur uski nali se Apna matha khujane laga
Shakti...ladki jo cheez tumhare hath mein hain na
Usse main bachpan se khelta aaya hoon
Yeh sunke anita ghabra gayi
Anita..kya matlab hai tumhara
Dekho shakti sab kuchh toh tumhara ho chuka hai
Ab yeh sab karne ki kya jarurat hai
Aur nisha aur neha toh tumhari behne hain
Vijay ke beti hain dono
Ab anita ko ehsaas hua
Ki woh kya bol gayi
Komal ki ek khasiyat thi
Woh har baat note karti thi
Ek tarah se yeh uska obsession tha
Komal...aapka matlab kya hai
Ki nisha aur neha iski behne hain
Vijay ko beti
Tum bhi ho beti
Main aage bolne ho waali thi
Ki tum bol padi
Anita haklate hue boli
Mom please mujhse jhuth mat boliye
Aapne nisha aur neha ko point karke bola
Ki woh shakti ki behne hain
Aur Vijay ki beti
Komal boli
Nahi beta tumhein koi galat fehmi hui hai
Tum bhi vijay bhai sahab ki hi beti ho
Ajay bola
Aap se kisi ne bola beech mein bolne ko
Main apni mom se baat kar rahi hoon
Komal ajay ko ghurte hue boli
Main tumhein batata hoon behna
Shakti bola
Anita ki ankho mein ansu aagaye
Woh shakti ki taraf daya ki najro se dekhne lagi
Lekin shakti chup nahi hua
Hua yeh ki tumhari maa jab college mein thi
Toh use ek ladke se pyar hua
Un dono ke beech sex hua
Lekin mere dada aur tumhare nana ne ek dusre ko vachan diya tha
Ki vijay ki shadi anita se hogi
Toh vijay ki shaadi anita se hui
Lekin guess what
Tumhari maa shadi ke Pehle hi pregnant ho chuki thi
Aur uske baad
Tumhara janam hua
So if i am a bastard
Then you are also
And guess what
Tumhara asli pita kaun hai
Toh woh tumhare saamne khada hai
Shakti yeh bolke chup ho gaya
Anita fut fut ke rone lagi
Komal ka jism kaanpne laga yeh sunke
Use Apne kaano pe Vishwaas nahi ho raha tha
Betichod writer dafa ho yahan se
Maana ki yeh dark story hai
Lekin ab jo hone waala hai
Woh main bataunga
Kyunki ab mera favourite part shuru hoga
Kitna bada bakchod hai tu
Kahan se soch leta hai aisi kahani
Pap hap
Haan toh dosto main hoon Rahul
Jee haan Rahul the devil
Ab yeh story main narrate karunga
Toh komal jo thi
Ek number maal thi
Sorry sorry main use dekhke behek gaya
Aate hain story pe
Komal ko aisa laga ki uske kaano mein kisi ne loha pighla ke daal diya ho
Uski ankhon se ansu gidne lage
Woh dhadam se sofe pe baith gayi
Aur apni maa anita ko dekhne lagi
Haaye kya maal thi anita
Kaash main hota shakti ki jagah
Saali ko Patak patak ke chodta
Ok ok story
Mom kya yeh sach keh raha hai
Kya main bhi ek bastard hoon
Kya vijay chauhan mere pita nahi the
Komal boli
Lekin anita kya bolti
Uske munh mein lauda jo fans gaya tha
Aur yeh ajay
Yeh bhosdika kya bolta
Jindagi mein dusre ko tukde pe palne ke siwa isne kya kiya tha
Mom main aapse kuchh puchh rahi hoon
Komal cheekhte hue boli
Aapko meri kasam
Please keh dijiye yeh jhuth bol raha hai
Komal rote hue boli
Anita bas roye ja rahi thi
Haan bhosdi
Ek bachche tak ko jaan se maar chuki thi
Use shakti pe bilkul bhi daya nahi aayi
Haan woh alag baat hai
Ki shakti ke marte hi din dobara shuru ho jaata tha
Tabhi ajay bol PADA
Main hi tumhara pita hoon
Jise sunne ke baad komal ka khoon khaul gaya
Kyunki uski najar mein ajay ek chutiya tha
Waise writer nikamma likhta
Lekin main toh chutiya hi bolunga
Ab jo hai so hai
Apni jubaan se mera naam mat lo
Mere pita vijay chauhan hain the aur rahenge
Dad ko tumhari maa ne aur tumhare is baap ne milke maara tha
Shakti bola
Shabash mere sher
Yeh hui na baat
Kamal kar diya
Lekin ab teri bajne waali hai
Abhi pata chal jaayega
Komal ne jab yeh suna
Toh use yakeen ho gaya
Ki shakti sach keh raha hai
Kyunki ab use un dono pe bharosa nahi tha
Ab komal ko saari baatein samajh mein aane lagi
Ki kyun vijay ke marne ke ek mahine baad
Anita ne ajay se Shaadi kar li
Komal poori tarah se toot chuki thi
Bachpan se shakti ko woh nafrat bhari najro se dekhti thi
Use humesha bastard kehke bulati thi
Humesha vijay shakti se chipka rehta tha
Jis wajah se use shakti pe aur jyada gussa aata tha
Ek din toh usne shakti ke pair pe bat se maara tha
Shakti ka pair toot gaya tha
Uske baad
Ek din vijay ne use bola ki shakti ke sath baithke khana khane ko
Toh komal ne uspe thook diya
Yeh bolke ki is harami pe main bas thuk sakti hoon
Aur bhi bahut aisi baatein boli thi
Usne shakti se
Jabki woh khud ek harami thi
Shakti ka toh kam se kam baap vijay tha
Lekin woh toh vijay ki beti bhi nahi thi
Komal poori tarah se toot chuki thi
Jab usne shakti ko dekha
Toh use ab Apne aap se Nafrat hone lagi
Galti komal ki nahi thi
Kyunki yeh sab usne apni maa se hi toh seekha tha
Vijay ke peechhe mein anita shakti ko maarti thi
Use gaali deti thi
Use dhutkarti thi
Aur shakti vijay se kuchh nahi kehta tha
Kyun kyunki use koi faraq nahi padta tha
Komal ne apni gun Apne kanpatti se laga di
Jise dekhke anita ki cheekh nikal gayi
Aur isse pehle ki komal trigger dabati
Apne surma bhopali
Dead king
Shakti chauhan
Ne apni kanpatti pe gun rakhkha
Aur daba Diya trigger
Unhein kya pata tha
Ki is baar unka lamba katne waala tha
Jab shakti babua ki ankh khul toh woh chaunk uthe
Kyunki unke liye
Shakti ke aas paas kayi log khade the
Sabke sab gaon waale the
Tabhi shakti aas paas dekhne laga
Aur woh shocked reh gaya
Kyunki chaaro taraf mitti se bane hue ghar the
Sab aadmiyo ne dhoti kurta pehen rakhkha tha
Aur un sabke hath mein danda tha
Shakti khada ho gaya
Kaun ho babu kahan se aaye ho
Ek aadmi bola
Main kahan hoon
Shakti bola
Tum asthua gaon mein ho
Dusra aadmi bola
Shakti ko yakeen nahi hua
Apne kaano pe
Woh apni naani ke gaon mein tha
Jahan uski naani ne use paala tha
Lekin yeh gaon itna purana kaise ho gaya
Jab 15 saal pehle woh yahan se gaya tha
Toh kayi makan chhat ke the
Shakti socha
Bade ajeeb kapde hain tumhare babu
Kahan se liye ho
Teesra aadmi bola
Abhi shakti tuxedo mein tha
Tabhi shakti ki najar ek ped ke neeche
Pade ek board pe padi
Uspe likha hua tha
12 june 1980
Aaj date kya hai
Shakti bola
Woh sab use ghurne lage
Shakti..mera matlab hai aaj taareekh kya hai
Woh toh hum sabko nahi pata babu
Hum thehre kisaan log
Humein taareekh ka kya pata.
Woh toh thakur sahab dhindora pitwate hain
Ki is din deewaali hai
Is din holi hai
Is din durga pooja hai
Tab humein pata chalta hai
shakti ne aaj tak bahut kuchh dekha tha
Lekin yeh sab sunke uski gaand fat gayi
Saal kaunsa hai yeh toh pata hoga
Shakti bola
1980 hai babu ji
What the hell
Shakti ke munh se yahi nikla
Tabhi ghode ke taapo ki awaj aagayi
Bhaago daaku aaagye
Bhaago
Saare gaon waale yeh bol bolke
Apne gharo mein ghus gaye
Shakti ko ek aadmi kheechke apne ghar mein le gaya
Aur gate band kar diya
Tabhi 10 daaku wahan aagaye
Bhosdike ek dum sholay ke daaku lag rahe the
Lekin yeh kya yeh amjad khan kahan se aagaya
Bhosdika yeh toh gabbar singh hai
Gaon waalo waqt aagaya hai
Ki tum ek ladki humein do
Warna saza milegi barabar milegi
Gabbar singh bola
Lekin koi gaon waala bahar nahi aaya
Suwwar ke bachcho
Aaj kiski laundiya uthaye
Tabhi sambha bola
Sardar suna hai dhaniram ki laundiya
Badi khubsurat hai
Kyun na aaj use hi utha ke le jaaye
Shabash sambha
Dhaniram jaldi se apni laundiya ko bahar bhej de
Warna tere poore pairwaar ko goli se bhoon denge hum
Aur yeh bolke gabbar singh hansne laga
Tabhi shakti ko ek ladki ke rone ko awaj sunayi di
Jo usi ke ghar mein se aarahi thi
Jis ghar mein woh tha
Tabhi uski najar ek taraf padi
Jahan ek aurat se ek ladki lipatke ro rahi thi
Ladki ki age 18 saal thi
Haaye kya
hap
Hero ka maal hai
Maa mujhe bacha le
Mujhe bacha le
Mujhe unke hawale mat kar
Isse achcha mujhe jaanse maar de tu
Main nahi jaaungi
Ladki rote hue boli
Tabhi dhaniram apni beti ke paas gaya
Aur uske saamne hath jod diya
Beti radha apne baapu ko maaf kar de
Majbur hain hum
Agar maine tujhe maar diya
Toh gabbar singh kisi aur ki beti ko utha le jaayega
Aur agar aisa hua toh gaon waale humein zinda jala denge
Main sab samajhti hoon baapu
Kaash bhagwaan ne mujhe ladka banaya hota
Tumhein sharam nahi aati
Ki tum apni jawan beti ko ek daaku ke hawale kar rahe ho
Radha boli
Shakti ke dimaag yeh naam gunj raha tha
Radha radha radha
Lekin dhaniram ne radha ki ek na suni
Aur uska hath pakad ke
Use ghar se bahar kheench laaya
Raadha cheekhti rahi chillati rahi lekin usne uski ek bhi na suni
Gabbar singh ne kab dekha radha ko
Toh uska juji tan tana gaya
Ab itni khubsurat thi radha
Dhaniram ko pata tha
Ki agar usne apni beti gabbar singh ko nahi di
Toh gabbar singh uske ek laute bete ko maar dega
Jo woh nahi chahta tha
Tabhi shakti radha ki maa ke paas gaya
Maaji aapka naam kya hai
Shakti bola
Shakuntala hai babu ji
Lekin aap kyun puchh rahe hain
Shakuntala boli
Shakti ka sar chakra gaya
Use ab yakeen ho gaya
Gabbar singh apne ghode se neeche utar chuka tha
Aur radha ki taraf badh raha tha
Aur isse pehle ki woh radha ko chhuta
Shakti sher ki tarah lapka gabbar singh pe
Aur maara uske chehre pe ek mukka
Gabbar singh neeche gid pada
Uske baad shakti ne radha ka hath pakda
Aur use khada kar diya
Aur use Apne peeche kar diya
Dhaniram shocked reh gaya
You bastard
I will kill you
I'll kill you all
Shakti dahadte hue bola....
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UPDATE 7
Are o sambha yeh launda kaunsi bhasha bol raha hai
Gabbar hanste hue bola
Aaj itne saalo mein pehli baar use kisi ne pela tha
Lekin shakti babu ka toh kuchh aur plan tha
Shakti babu apni kamar se gun nikaal liye
Aur isse pehle koi kuchh samajh paata
Pel diye do goli
Gabbar singh ke maathe mein
Gabbar singh ki hansi
Cheekh ke sath gayab hui
Suwwar ke bachcho
Bas itna hi bol paaya tha gabbar Singh
Sambha aur birju ko yakeen ho gaya
Ki koi gabbar singh ko pel gaya
Shakti ki ek khasiyat thi
Woh marne se pehle sochta nahi tha
Aur maarne se pehle toh bilkul nahi sochta tha
Dhaniram ki ankhein chaundhya gayi
Aur woh chilla pada
Gabbar singh maara gaya bhaiyo
Ab uske chamche bache hain
Yeh sunte hi saare gaon waale Apne ghar se bahar aagaye
Sambha samajh chuka tha
Ki gabbar ke marne ke baad
Gaon walo ka dar khatam ho gaya hai
Aur gaon waale the kayi sau
Gaand kholke maarenge
Isi liye sambha pehle bhaaga
Use dekhke baaki sab bhi bhaagne lage
Lekin Shakti ko jitne ko maarne ka mauka mila
Shakti ne 5 daaku ko pel diya
Sambha birju aur baaki do daaku bache the
Jo bhaagne mein kamyab ho gaye
Gaon waale yeh sab dekhke hairan the
Tabhi dhaniram ne aisa kuch bola
Ki shakti ki jhantein sulag gayi
Beti radha damad ji ke pair chhu lo
Aapka dimag toh sahi hai
Shakti ghurte hue bola
Dekhiye baabuji aap ne gabbar ko marke meri beti ko bachaya hai
Mujhpe bada upkaar kiya hai
Lekin jis waqt aapne mere saamne meri beti ke sharir ko sparsh kiya
Usi waqt se aap Uske Pati ho Gaye
Yahi humari parampara hai
Dhaniram Bola
Kya bakwaas kar rahe ho
Ek mard hoke apni beti ko daaku ko saunp rahe the
Parampra my ass
Main toh nahi kar raha shaadi
Shakti bola
Tabhi usmein se ek aadmi aage badhke aaya
Jo us gaon ka mukhiya tha
DEKHIYE babu ji
Shaadi toh aapko karni padegi
Kyunki ab yeh Apne maa baap ke ghar nahi reh sakti
Ya toh ise aap apna lijiye
Ya phir ise yeh gaon chhodke jaana hoga
Mukhiya bola
Shakti kuchh bolta usse pehle hi radha uske pair pakad li
Babu ji agar aap mujhse shaadi nahi kar sakte
Toh mujhe bhi goli maar dijiye
Radha rote hue boli
Shakti jhatke se peechhe hat gaya
Aap samjho na main aisa nahi kar sakta
Main yahan kuchh din ke liye aaya hoon
Uske baad main chala jaaunga
Shakti bola
Radha rote hue uth gayi
Aur shakti ki taraf dekhne lagi
Ek ladki ko aapki tarah hi ek ladke ne nahi apnaya tha
Us ladki ko gaon se jaana pada
Aur raaste mein use daaku ne utha liya
Aur uski izzat loot ke use maar diya
Agar aap chahte hain
Ki mere sath bhi yeh ho toh theek hai
Main ja rahi hoon
Talab mein dubke apni jaan dene
Radha boli
Shakti ko pata tha
Ki use wapas jaana hi hoga
Aur uske peechhe mein agar radha ko kuch ho Gaya toh
shakti aage badha
Aur radha ko Apne seene se laga liya
Yeh dekhke saare gaon waalo ghum Gaye
Main karunga aapse shaadi
Aisi baatein mat kijiye
Shakti bola
Tabhi ek aurat boli
Shakuntala tera damad toh bada behsaram hai
Bahadur bhi toh hai
Jis gabbar singh ko police nahi pakad paayi
Us gabbar singh ko babu ji ne ek jhatke mein maar diya
Dusri aurat boli
Radha andar jaa
Dhaniram bola
Uski baat sunke radha ghar mein bhaag gayi
Tabhi radha ki saheliya
Uske paas aagayi
Radha tera pati toh filmo ka hero lagta hai
Kad dekha hai
Tu toh uske kandhe tak bhi nahi aati hai
Kaash gabbar singh ne mujhe pukaara hota
Toh baabuji mujhe bachate
Aur phir aaj unse meri shaadi hoti
Dusri saheli boli
Yeh sunke radha ka man kiya
Ki woh use jhaadu se maar maar yahan se bhaga de
Dekho toh kaise ghur rahi hai humein
Are radha rani koi tujhse tere babuji ko nahi chheen raha hai
Woh tere hi rahenge
Teesri saheli boli
Idhar humare dead king pehli baar marke pachhta rahe the
Dhaniram Shakti ki Taraf dekha
Damad ji dahej mein. Mere paas dene ke liye
Bas ek beegha zameen hai
Aadha main aaapko de dunga
Agar aap ko koi aitraaj na ho toh
Tabhi sarpanch aage badhke bola
Damad ji in daaku ko aap thaane leke jaaiye
Sarkar insabpe inaam rakhkhi hai
Aur gabbar singh pe toh poore 50000 hain
Shakti... mujhe kahin nahi jaana hai
Aap sab inhein leke jao
Aur inaam le lo
Aur saare gaon waale mein barabar se baant dena
Gaon waalo ko yakeen nahi hua
Ki shakti ne 50000 ka inaam lene se mana kar diya
Us time ka pachas hazaar aaj ke time mein dus lakh ke barabar tha
Chaho toh google kar lo
Gaon waale shakti ko ajeeb najro se dekh rahe the
Sarpanch jee aap gaon waalo ke sath in daaku ko thane leke jaiye
Hum baabuji aur radha ki Shaadi ka intezaam karte hain
Mukhiya bola
Uske baad sarpanch chala gaya
Aur phir mukhiya ne shakti ko kisi ke Ghar pe rukwa diya
1980 ke hisaab se yeh gaon tha bahut gareeb
Shakti apna sar pakadke baith gaya
Use samajh nahi aaraha tha
Ki usne jo kiya
Woh sahi kiya ya galat
Shakti ke gun mein abhi bhi 7 bulkets bachi thi
Shakti ne gun ki nali Apne munh mein rakh di
Agar Apne aapko maar doon
Toh mujhe shaadi nahi karni padegi
Aur main shayad wapas chala jaun
Lekin agar main is baar sachmein mar gaya toh
Radha ka kya hoga
Jis tarah main 40 saal peechhe chala aaya hoon
Kahin phirse main 40 saal peechhe chala gaya toh
Radha ka kya hoga
2020 mein mere liye kuchh bacha nahi tha
Isi liye mujhe wahan jaane ka koi shauk nahi tha
Abhi shakti yeh sab soch hi raha tha
Ki use kisi ke aane ki aahat hui
Aur usne gun chhipa di
Sarpanch shakti ke liye kapda leke aaya tha
Shakti ne mana kar diya
Kyunki uska dimaag abhi kharab hua pada tha
Main toh kehta hoon
Pel de saari gaon ki aurto ko
Waise bhi gaon ki aadhi ladki tujhpe fida ho chuki hai
Oh sorry main toh bhool hi gaya
Ki shakti mujhe sun nahi sakta
Betichod writer mujhe mera guest appearance chahiye story mein
Warna andar se kholke baja dunga
Ok ok story
Jaise hi sarpanch gaya
Shakti ne phir se gun ki nali Apne munh mein daal li
Woh khudko maar sakta tha
Lekin bas use yahi khyal rok raha tha
Maine Anita chauhan se sab kuchh cheeen liya
Agar main yahan rehta hoon
Toh main apni maa ko marne se bacha sakta hoon
Apne papa ko marne se bacha sakta hoon
Lekin shakti ne ek jhatke mein gun apne munh mein daala aur trigger daba Diya
Lekin yeh kya Shakti abhi wohin pe tha
Usne apni watch mein time dekha
Toh subah ke 10 hi baje the
Aur 10 bajke 5 minutes pe usne apne aapko goli maaro thi
Fuck
Shakti ke munh se yahi nikla
Uske marne se dobaara din nahi shuru hua
Balki woh 5 minute peechhe chala gaya
Shakti frustrated ho chuka tha
Isi liye woh thodi der ke liye let gaya
2020
Wohin dusri taraf Anita komal aur vijay shocked ho chuke the
Shakti unke saamne se kahin gayab ho chuka tha
Komal gun ko ek taraf fenk di
Aur Apne room mein jaake rone lagi
Anita aur Vijay dono ki gaand fat chuki thi
Randeep singh jab unse milne aaye
Toh shakti unhein nahi mila
Usne vijay se puchha
Ki shakti kahan hai
Vijay je koi jawab nahi diya
Kya batata woh randeep singh ko
Shakti uske saamne khudko goli maara
Aur phir gayab ho gaya
Randeep singh ka dimaag kharab ho chuka tha
Ki shakti kahan chala gaya
1980
4 baje
Shakti aur radha ki shaadi ho gayi
Na chahte hue bhi
Use karna hi pada
Saari rasmo ko nibhane ke baad
Ab baat thi
Ki shakti aur radha rahenge kahan
Lekin tabhi mukhiya bola
Ki uska ek aur ghar hai
Jise woh sajwa chuka hai
Ladki sab radha ko le gayi
Tabhi sarpanch shakti ke paas aagaya
Damad ji taari peete ho ki nahi
Sarpanch bola
Nahi
Shakti bola
Kya baat hai radha beti badi kismat waali hai
Jo use aap jaisa pati mila
Waise aap karte kya hain
Sarpanch bola
Main fauji hoon
Shakti bola
Use aur kuchh sujha hi nahi
Sarpanch yeh sunke Khush ho gaya
Woh sochne laga
Ki shakti ke rehte hue
Ab koi bhi daaku
Uske gaon mein qadam Nahi rakhkhenge
Aur Rakh bhi liya
Toh shakti unhein maar daalega
Radha ko le jaake
Ek room mein baitha diya gaya
Shaam hote hi
Shakti ko bhi jaana pada
Kyunki sab use ghur ghur ke dekh rahe the
Shakti jaise hi kamre mein ghusa
Radha use bed pe baithi hui mili
Saala aaj jindagi mein pehli baar kisi aur ki suhagrat mante hue dekhunga
Lekin yeh kya ho raha hai
Yeh betichod toh bed ke side karwat leke so gaya
Saara mood kharab kar diya
Ab kya kare
Maine kaha tha
Zabardasti ka maut se mat khel
Fat gayi na gaand
Apni hi **++++ se shaadi karni padi na
Chhote maalik aap yahan hain
Hum kabse aapko dhund rahe hain
Thakur sahab aapko bula rahe hain
Shakti ne us aadmi ko ghurke dekha
Use kuchh samajh hi nahi aaya
Ki kya ho raha hai
Behenchod agar main Lucifer Nahi rehta
Toh mera dimaag bhi kharab ho jaata
Us aadmi ne jab dekha
Ki shakti use ghur raha hai
Toh uski gaand fat gayi
Shakti aaspaas dekh raha tha
Use samajh mein hi nahi aaraha tha
Ki yeh ho kya raha hai
Usne bilkul ek gaon waale ki Tarah kapde pehne hue the
Chhote maalik
Bade maalik aapko bula rahe hain
Mahurat ka waqt nikla ja raha hai
Pandit ji aapko bula rahe hain
Aur yeh aapke kapdo ko kya hua
Tum mujhe jaante ho
Shakti bola
Yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
Partap chauhan hain
Thakur arvind chauhan ke ek laute bete
Sukhiram bola
Shakti ka sar dard kar raha tha
Woh kuchh bhi karne ki haalat mein nahi tha
Aisa lag raha tha
Ki woh abhi chakkar khaake gid jaayega
Sukhiram use leke mandap ki taraf chala gaya
Shakti ko kuchh pata nahi chal raha tha
Ki uske sath kya ho raha hai
Behenchod bechare ki ek aur shaadi karwa di
Aur bechare ko pata hi nahi chala
Jaise hi pandit ne bola
Ki aaj se aap dono pati patni hain
Shakti dhadam se gid pada
Aur jab shakti ki ankh khuli
Toh ek anjaan ladki ko dekhke
Woh shocked reh gaya
Woh anjaan ladki dulhan ke kapdo mein thi
Aur ro bhi rahi thi
Saala isko bin maange hi boor mil rahi thi
Aur betichod writer mujhse mehnat karwata tha
Ab aap kaise hain
Aapko pata hai main kitna dar gayi thi
Ladki rote hue boli
Uska naam rukmani tha
What the fuck
Tum ho kaun
Shakti chaunkte hue bola
Yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
Main aapki patni hoon
Rukmani
Rukmani boli
Yeh sunke shakti ka sar jhan jhana gaya
No
No
No
This is fucking insane
Shakti jhunjlate hue bola
Tabhi rukmani shakti ke maathe pe hath rakhke dekhne lagi
Ki kahin use bukhaar toh nahi hai
Shakti usse door ho gaya
Aur apni gardan hilane laga
Use yakeen nahi ho raha tha
Ki uske sath yeh kya ho raha hai
Aap aisa kyun kar rahe hain
Pitaji ne toh kaha tha.ki main aapko Pasand hoon
Rukmani udas hote hue boli
Taareekh kya hai
Shakti bola
Aapko hua kya hai
Kahin sharab toh nahi peeya hai aapne
Rukmani boli
Jitna puchha hai utna batao
Shakti ghurte hue bola
Rukmani ghabra gayi
Jee 12 june hai
Rukmani boli
Saal kaunsa hai
Shakti bola
1975
Rukmani boli
Ŵhat
What
What
Shakti yeh bardasht nahi kar paaya
Aur usne mehsus kiya ki uski gun abhi bhi uski kamar mein hi hai
Usne gun nikaala
Rakhkha kanpatti pe
Rukmani ki cheekh nikal gayi
Daba diya trigger usne
Lekin jab uski aankh khuli
Toh rukmani uske paas baithi thi
Shakti ka dimaag kharab ho chuka tha....
Lo ji ab apni +++++ se bhi shaadi kar liye
Apne dead king surma bhopali
Kya lagta hai bhai log
Kaun hai rukmani
aur radha kaun hai
Story kaisi hai neeche comments mein batao
Dimaag ka dahi ho raha hai ki nahi....
Are o sambha yeh launda kaunsi bhasha bol raha hai
Gabbar hanste hue bola
Aaj itne saalo mein pehli baar use kisi ne pela tha
Lekin shakti babu ka toh kuchh aur plan tha
Shakti babu apni kamar se gun nikaal liye
Aur isse pehle koi kuchh samajh paata
Pel diye do goli
Gabbar singh ke maathe mein
Gabbar singh ki hansi
Cheekh ke sath gayab hui
Suwwar ke bachcho
Bas itna hi bol paaya tha gabbar Singh
Sambha aur birju ko yakeen ho gaya
Ki koi gabbar singh ko pel gaya
Shakti ki ek khasiyat thi
Woh marne se pehle sochta nahi tha
Aur maarne se pehle toh bilkul nahi sochta tha
Dhaniram ki ankhein chaundhya gayi
Aur woh chilla pada
Gabbar singh maara gaya bhaiyo
Ab uske chamche bache hain
Yeh sunte hi saare gaon waale Apne ghar se bahar aagaye
Sambha samajh chuka tha
Ki gabbar ke marne ke baad
Gaon walo ka dar khatam ho gaya hai
Aur gaon waale the kayi sau
Gaand kholke maarenge
Isi liye sambha pehle bhaaga
Use dekhke baaki sab bhi bhaagne lage
Lekin Shakti ko jitne ko maarne ka mauka mila
Shakti ne 5 daaku ko pel diya
Sambha birju aur baaki do daaku bache the
Jo bhaagne mein kamyab ho gaye
Gaon waale yeh sab dekhke hairan the
Tabhi dhaniram ne aisa kuch bola
Ki shakti ki jhantein sulag gayi
Beti radha damad ji ke pair chhu lo
Aapka dimag toh sahi hai
Shakti ghurte hue bola
Dekhiye baabuji aap ne gabbar ko marke meri beti ko bachaya hai
Mujhpe bada upkaar kiya hai
Lekin jis waqt aapne mere saamne meri beti ke sharir ko sparsh kiya
Usi waqt se aap Uske Pati ho Gaye
Yahi humari parampara hai
Dhaniram Bola
Kya bakwaas kar rahe ho
Ek mard hoke apni beti ko daaku ko saunp rahe the
Parampra my ass
Main toh nahi kar raha shaadi
Shakti bola
Tabhi usmein se ek aadmi aage badhke aaya
Jo us gaon ka mukhiya tha
DEKHIYE babu ji
Shaadi toh aapko karni padegi
Kyunki ab yeh Apne maa baap ke ghar nahi reh sakti
Ya toh ise aap apna lijiye
Ya phir ise yeh gaon chhodke jaana hoga
Mukhiya bola
Shakti kuchh bolta usse pehle hi radha uske pair pakad li
Babu ji agar aap mujhse shaadi nahi kar sakte
Toh mujhe bhi goli maar dijiye
Radha rote hue boli
Shakti jhatke se peechhe hat gaya
Aap samjho na main aisa nahi kar sakta
Main yahan kuchh din ke liye aaya hoon
Uske baad main chala jaaunga
Shakti bola
Radha rote hue uth gayi
Aur shakti ki taraf dekhne lagi
Ek ladki ko aapki tarah hi ek ladke ne nahi apnaya tha
Us ladki ko gaon se jaana pada
Aur raaste mein use daaku ne utha liya
Aur uski izzat loot ke use maar diya
Agar aap chahte hain
Ki mere sath bhi yeh ho toh theek hai
Main ja rahi hoon
Talab mein dubke apni jaan dene
Radha boli
Shakti ko pata tha
Ki use wapas jaana hi hoga
Aur uske peechhe mein agar radha ko kuch ho Gaya toh
shakti aage badha
Aur radha ko Apne seene se laga liya
Yeh dekhke saare gaon waalo ghum Gaye
Main karunga aapse shaadi
Aisi baatein mat kijiye
Shakti bola
Tabhi ek aurat boli
Shakuntala tera damad toh bada behsaram hai
Bahadur bhi toh hai
Jis gabbar singh ko police nahi pakad paayi
Us gabbar singh ko babu ji ne ek jhatke mein maar diya
Dusri aurat boli
Radha andar jaa
Dhaniram bola
Uski baat sunke radha ghar mein bhaag gayi
Tabhi radha ki saheliya
Uske paas aagayi
Radha tera pati toh filmo ka hero lagta hai
Kad dekha hai
Tu toh uske kandhe tak bhi nahi aati hai
Kaash gabbar singh ne mujhe pukaara hota
Toh baabuji mujhe bachate
Aur phir aaj unse meri shaadi hoti
Dusri saheli boli
Yeh sunke radha ka man kiya
Ki woh use jhaadu se maar maar yahan se bhaga de
Dekho toh kaise ghur rahi hai humein
Are radha rani koi tujhse tere babuji ko nahi chheen raha hai
Woh tere hi rahenge
Teesri saheli boli
Idhar humare dead king pehli baar marke pachhta rahe the
Dhaniram Shakti ki Taraf dekha
Damad ji dahej mein. Mere paas dene ke liye
Bas ek beegha zameen hai
Aadha main aaapko de dunga
Agar aap ko koi aitraaj na ho toh
Tabhi sarpanch aage badhke bola
Damad ji in daaku ko aap thaane leke jaaiye
Sarkar insabpe inaam rakhkhi hai
Aur gabbar singh pe toh poore 50000 hain
Shakti... mujhe kahin nahi jaana hai
Aap sab inhein leke jao
Aur inaam le lo
Aur saare gaon waale mein barabar se baant dena
Gaon waalo ko yakeen nahi hua
Ki shakti ne 50000 ka inaam lene se mana kar diya
Us time ka pachas hazaar aaj ke time mein dus lakh ke barabar tha
Chaho toh google kar lo
Gaon waale shakti ko ajeeb najro se dekh rahe the
Sarpanch jee aap gaon waalo ke sath in daaku ko thane leke jaiye
Hum baabuji aur radha ki Shaadi ka intezaam karte hain
Mukhiya bola
Uske baad sarpanch chala gaya
Aur phir mukhiya ne shakti ko kisi ke Ghar pe rukwa diya
1980 ke hisaab se yeh gaon tha bahut gareeb
Shakti apna sar pakadke baith gaya
Use samajh nahi aaraha tha
Ki usne jo kiya
Woh sahi kiya ya galat
Shakti ke gun mein abhi bhi 7 bulkets bachi thi
Shakti ne gun ki nali Apne munh mein rakh di
Agar Apne aapko maar doon
Toh mujhe shaadi nahi karni padegi
Aur main shayad wapas chala jaun
Lekin agar main is baar sachmein mar gaya toh
Radha ka kya hoga
Jis tarah main 40 saal peechhe chala aaya hoon
Kahin phirse main 40 saal peechhe chala gaya toh
Radha ka kya hoga
2020 mein mere liye kuchh bacha nahi tha
Isi liye mujhe wahan jaane ka koi shauk nahi tha
Abhi shakti yeh sab soch hi raha tha
Ki use kisi ke aane ki aahat hui
Aur usne gun chhipa di
Sarpanch shakti ke liye kapda leke aaya tha
Shakti ne mana kar diya
Kyunki uska dimaag abhi kharab hua pada tha
Main toh kehta hoon
Pel de saari gaon ki aurto ko
Waise bhi gaon ki aadhi ladki tujhpe fida ho chuki hai
Oh sorry main toh bhool hi gaya
Ki shakti mujhe sun nahi sakta
Betichod writer mujhe mera guest appearance chahiye story mein
Warna andar se kholke baja dunga
Ok ok story
Jaise hi sarpanch gaya
Shakti ne phir se gun ki nali Apne munh mein daal li
Woh khudko maar sakta tha
Lekin bas use yahi khyal rok raha tha
Maine Anita chauhan se sab kuchh cheeen liya
Agar main yahan rehta hoon
Toh main apni maa ko marne se bacha sakta hoon
Apne papa ko marne se bacha sakta hoon
Lekin shakti ne ek jhatke mein gun apne munh mein daala aur trigger daba Diya
Lekin yeh kya Shakti abhi wohin pe tha
Usne apni watch mein time dekha
Toh subah ke 10 hi baje the
Aur 10 bajke 5 minutes pe usne apne aapko goli maaro thi
Fuck
Shakti ke munh se yahi nikla
Uske marne se dobaara din nahi shuru hua
Balki woh 5 minute peechhe chala gaya
Shakti frustrated ho chuka tha
Isi liye woh thodi der ke liye let gaya
2020
Wohin dusri taraf Anita komal aur vijay shocked ho chuke the
Shakti unke saamne se kahin gayab ho chuka tha
Komal gun ko ek taraf fenk di
Aur Apne room mein jaake rone lagi
Anita aur Vijay dono ki gaand fat chuki thi
Randeep singh jab unse milne aaye
Toh shakti unhein nahi mila
Usne vijay se puchha
Ki shakti kahan hai
Vijay je koi jawab nahi diya
Kya batata woh randeep singh ko
Shakti uske saamne khudko goli maara
Aur phir gayab ho gaya
Randeep singh ka dimaag kharab ho chuka tha
Ki shakti kahan chala gaya
1980
4 baje
Shakti aur radha ki shaadi ho gayi
Na chahte hue bhi
Use karna hi pada
Saari rasmo ko nibhane ke baad
Ab baat thi
Ki shakti aur radha rahenge kahan
Lekin tabhi mukhiya bola
Ki uska ek aur ghar hai
Jise woh sajwa chuka hai
Ladki sab radha ko le gayi
Tabhi sarpanch shakti ke paas aagaya
Damad ji taari peete ho ki nahi
Sarpanch bola
Nahi
Shakti bola
Kya baat hai radha beti badi kismat waali hai
Jo use aap jaisa pati mila
Waise aap karte kya hain
Sarpanch bola
Main fauji hoon
Shakti bola
Use aur kuchh sujha hi nahi
Sarpanch yeh sunke Khush ho gaya
Woh sochne laga
Ki shakti ke rehte hue
Ab koi bhi daaku
Uske gaon mein qadam Nahi rakhkhenge
Aur Rakh bhi liya
Toh shakti unhein maar daalega
Radha ko le jaake
Ek room mein baitha diya gaya
Shaam hote hi
Shakti ko bhi jaana pada
Kyunki sab use ghur ghur ke dekh rahe the
Shakti jaise hi kamre mein ghusa
Radha use bed pe baithi hui mili
Saala aaj jindagi mein pehli baar kisi aur ki suhagrat mante hue dekhunga
Lekin yeh kya ho raha hai
Yeh betichod toh bed ke side karwat leke so gaya
Saara mood kharab kar diya
Ab kya kare
Maine kaha tha
Zabardasti ka maut se mat khel
Fat gayi na gaand
Apni hi **++++ se shaadi karni padi na
Chhote maalik aap yahan hain
Hum kabse aapko dhund rahe hain
Thakur sahab aapko bula rahe hain
Shakti ne us aadmi ko ghurke dekha
Use kuchh samajh hi nahi aaya
Ki kya ho raha hai
Behenchod agar main Lucifer Nahi rehta
Toh mera dimaag bhi kharab ho jaata
Us aadmi ne jab dekha
Ki shakti use ghur raha hai
Toh uski gaand fat gayi
Shakti aaspaas dekh raha tha
Use samajh mein hi nahi aaraha tha
Ki yeh ho kya raha hai
Usne bilkul ek gaon waale ki Tarah kapde pehne hue the
Chhote maalik
Bade maalik aapko bula rahe hain
Mahurat ka waqt nikla ja raha hai
Pandit ji aapko bula rahe hain
Aur yeh aapke kapdo ko kya hua
Tum mujhe jaante ho
Shakti bola
Yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
Partap chauhan hain
Thakur arvind chauhan ke ek laute bete
Sukhiram bola
Shakti ka sar dard kar raha tha
Woh kuchh bhi karne ki haalat mein nahi tha
Aisa lag raha tha
Ki woh abhi chakkar khaake gid jaayega
Sukhiram use leke mandap ki taraf chala gaya
Shakti ko kuchh pata nahi chal raha tha
Ki uske sath kya ho raha hai
Behenchod bechare ki ek aur shaadi karwa di
Aur bechare ko pata hi nahi chala
Jaise hi pandit ne bola
Ki aaj se aap dono pati patni hain
Shakti dhadam se gid pada
Aur jab shakti ki ankh khuli
Toh ek anjaan ladki ko dekhke
Woh shocked reh gaya
Woh anjaan ladki dulhan ke kapdo mein thi
Aur ro bhi rahi thi
Saala isko bin maange hi boor mil rahi thi
Aur betichod writer mujhse mehnat karwata tha
Ab aap kaise hain
Aapko pata hai main kitna dar gayi thi
Ladki rote hue boli
Uska naam rukmani tha
What the fuck
Tum ho kaun
Shakti chaunkte hue bola
Yeh aap kaisi baatein kar rahe hain
Main aapki patni hoon
Rukmani
Rukmani boli
Yeh sunke shakti ka sar jhan jhana gaya
No
No
No
This is fucking insane
Shakti jhunjlate hue bola
Tabhi rukmani shakti ke maathe pe hath rakhke dekhne lagi
Ki kahin use bukhaar toh nahi hai
Shakti usse door ho gaya
Aur apni gardan hilane laga
Use yakeen nahi ho raha tha
Ki uske sath yeh kya ho raha hai
Aap aisa kyun kar rahe hain
Pitaji ne toh kaha tha.ki main aapko Pasand hoon
Rukmani udas hote hue boli
Taareekh kya hai
Shakti bola
Aapko hua kya hai
Kahin sharab toh nahi peeya hai aapne
Rukmani boli
Jitna puchha hai utna batao
Shakti ghurte hue bola
Rukmani ghabra gayi
Jee 12 june hai
Rukmani boli
Saal kaunsa hai
Shakti bola
1975
Rukmani boli
Ŵhat
What
What
Shakti yeh bardasht nahi kar paaya
Aur usne mehsus kiya ki uski gun abhi bhi uski kamar mein hi hai
Usne gun nikaala
Rakhkha kanpatti pe
Rukmani ki cheekh nikal gayi
Daba diya trigger usne
Lekin jab uski aankh khuli
Toh rukmani uske paas baithi thi
Shakti ka dimaag kharab ho chuka tha....
Lo ji ab apni +++++ se bhi shaadi kar liye
Apne dead king surma bhopali
Kya lagta hai bhai log
Kaun hai rukmani
aur radha kaun hai
Story kaisi hai neeche comments mein batao
Dimaag ka dahi ho raha hai ki nahi....
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