Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[Rayder555]

Nice bro
Waiting for next

 

[Rajesh]

Gajab ka update hai bhai maza aa gaya

Us hari ki to waat Laga diya AP ne
Kya mast sulgaya sale ko awesome
Baki sare log even group mate ke aur to aur Nicki mam riti mam sare ke muh khule ke khule reh gaye aur aisa hota bhi kyu nahi 80crors koi halwa hai kya Jo aise hi luta diya

Ab aayega maza

Waiting for the next update bro

 

[Naughty Lover]

BC hari ki full too waatt lagaa di...25 se sidha 50 and 55 se sidha 80 that was something crazy man...
And the Race that was fucking dirty race man...Mast update mazaa aa gayaa...

Waiting for next...

 

[Radhe]

Gajab update AP yr maza aa rha hai aub

 

[Killarking]

Ap bhai ka pehla padav over to hari ka start hogaya

 

[Ali Asad Sial]

mast update bhai AP 316 padh kr mza aagya ab update ab lety's see how AP will finish the The harry but AP 316 is dafa bht late krdfi

 

[Naik]

Update-272(First Step Completed)




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Humlog aage aae bheed k pass toh wohlog naare wagairaah lagaa rahe they kuch hindi mein kuch or he language mein mujhe naa samjh aaya kuch..

Ab hum aaye unlogon k pass...

Main-Kyaa baat Uncle??

Uncle--Kaisi baat beta jo hai saamne hai tumhaare.. Humaare he gharon se humein nikalwaa rahe hain yelog... 30 saal pehle ghar banaaya tha maine saari jindagi gujaar di lekin ab ye humein beghar kar rahe hain..

Main-Sarkaar kuch nahi karti??

Uncle-Unhi kaa kiya dharra hai sab beta bus unka pait bharrta rahe Humse kya matlab unhe.. Dekho inhe kahaan jaaenge yelog kissi k pass itane paise nahi hain ki Dusari jagah reh shakein musqill se rojj kaa Gujaara kartey hain beta..

Main-Toh aise kya khadey ho aage badho..

Uncle-Aage badhenge toh maare jaaenge beta woh jaanwar jo khadey hain aage police waale kuttey hain in ameer logon k or hum toh budhe hogaye tum humein bol rahe tum kyun nahi aage badhke kuch kartey??

Main-Yelo abhi karta hun main toh wait he kar raha tha ye sunaney kaa..

Ye bol main bheed ko cheerta hua aage aaya.. Toh aage ek Sub inspector ne roukk liya mujhe..

SI-kahaan?

Main-Auction mein jaa raha hun hatt..

SI-Second hand motorcycle kaa auction nahi hai Crores ki auction hai yahin rukk...

Auctioneer-Toh aakhiri bid hai 26 crore 75 lakh by Mr. Hari . Going 1, 2...

Main-(Chilaake) 50 crore...


Ye sun wahaan mojjud harr shaks wahin ka wahin rukk gaya or idhar bheed ne bhi mujhe ghurre... Jitane bhi auction mein aae they sab aankh faade mujhe he dekh rahe they.. Wahaan ek do news waale bhi they jo wahaan ki proceedings likhrahe they notes par.. Newspaper waale they shayad..

Auctioneer-What??

Main-50 crore..

Auctiooneer- Seriously???

Main-Yes..

Auctioneer-This is not a joke sir please keep quite back there..

Main - I know this is not a joke.. Accept my bid.. Aage kaa pucho..

Auctioneer-Who are you?? 50 crore pata hai kitane hotey hain??

Main-Abhi tumhe dunga tab Ginn lena..

Woh auctioneer mere saamne aaya still police ne roukk rakha tha mujhe..

Auctioneer-Who are you show me some proof??

Maine apni Id nikaali or uske saamne kardi or mera pura naam padh k fatti uski gand..

Auctiooneer-Ankit Partaap Singh.... T. T. T. T. Aap Deva ji k bhai ho .

Main-Ji Haan..

Auctiooneer- Aane do inko aage..

Ab police waale hattey turant mere saamne se or main aaya middle mein.. Ab Hari ki fati gand usse laga ki ye koi majaak tha woh hua apni seat par khadda..

Hari-Ek minute aise kaise koi bhi aake bid kar shakta Hai..

Main-This is an open auction Mr Whoever you are.. Toh koi bhi kabhi bhi kitani bhi bid kar shakta Hai.. Now outbid me or leave...

Hari - AP???? It is you.. You don't know me AP don't try to fuck me over... Ye Haryana nahi hai..

Main-I didn't tried i just fucked you over..

Auctiooner - 50 crore from Mr Ankit Going once going twice..

Hari-55 crore... This is very important to me don't try this AP.. Don't..


Main-80 crores...

Ye sun Hari ko legit jhatka laga matlab usse khadey-2 ko he shock laga woh pura kaanp gaya... Or yahi haal tha baaki sab logon kaa..

Main-Actually tu mujhe nahi jaanta i am the fucking Boss of North India.. You can't outbid me..teri net worth humaari Annual income hai..

Uski shakal dekh main samjh gaya tha ki woh isase uppar nahi jaa shakta..

Hari-Itani toh actual value he nahi hai iss jameen ki.. Kya jeetega tu ye bid jeetke..

Main-Woh saamne jo bandey dekh raha haina woh jeetunga main... Unke ghar jeetunga main.. Unka trust jeetunga main...

Hari-Oh matlab yahaan bhi tu hero banana caahta hai..

Main-Hahaha.. Hero?? Main?? Fuck a hero.. I am the one who you call the Bad one..

Auctioneer-80 crore for Mr Ankit going once going twice going thrice... And Sold To Mr Ankit over there for 80 crore Rupees...

Main-Sorry Gotta go I have a land to acquire...

Hari-Apni jindagi ki sabse badi galati kari hai tumne AP..

Main-Try Me bitch abhi hun yahaan main kuch din..

Uska chehra gusse se laal tha or wahin sath sath woh rone ko hochuka tha bahot he ajeeb situation mein tha woh... Mujhe jo caahiye tha woh milgaya tha..

Ye bolke main aaya Auctioneer k pass..


Auctiooner - Congratulations Mr Ankit...

Main-Thanks..

Maine kiya Rishi ko call..

Rishi-Yo.. Leliya??

Main-Oh Hell Yeah.. Listen isase baat Kar and aane kaa plan kar...

Maine Uss Auctioneer ko phone Diya toh wahaan ek official banda tha jo payments wagairaah dekhne waala Tha Auctioneer ne usse phone diya or thodi derr baad ussne Phone waapis mujhe dediya..

Aadmi-Congratulations Mr. AP.. You Are the new owner of this beautiful peice of land.. Your Payments are all done Paperwork will be ready tomorrow morning..

Main-Thanks...

Ye bolke main ab aaya bheed ki taraf jo log abhi bhi mujhe he ghurr rahe they Same haalat humaare group ki thi unki aankhein bahaar aane ko thi.. Main Bheed k just saamne khadda hua..

Main-Lo uncle ji kardiya maine.. Suno sab kissi ko bhi kahin bhi kaise bhi Jaane ki jarurat nahi hai ye jameen Tumhaari thi Tumhaari hai or Tumhaari he rahegi.... Apne apne ghar jaaiye or Enjoy.. Dhanywaad.. Oye thulle Nikal...

Sub Inspector -Excuse me..???


Main-You are standing on a private property my private property so better get the fuck out of here..

SI-Constables chalo.. Yaad rakhna ladke..

Main-AP.. Not ladke it is AP.. Nikal..



Uncle--Beta humne toh taana maara tha tumne toh sach kardiya.. Tum bhagwaan ho.. Humaara sab kuch chala jaata tha abhi tumne bachaa liya humne.. Ye ehsaan kaise bhoolenge humlog..

Main-OK Ehsaan uttarna hai toh sabse pehle toh sablog apne apne ghar jaaiye i know maine achaa kaam kiya hai or tumhaare thank you bhi kabool kar liye hain or ab pohanchiye apne ghar.. Abhi k abhi..

Uncle-Uppar waala bhalla kare tumhara.. Chaliye sab sunlee bhagwaan ne humaari..

Ye bolke wohlog sab hath jodd ke mere aaju baaju se nikalne lage or 2 minutes baad wahaan bache main or baaki kaa group.


Ashish - No fucking way... Excuse my language Nicki mam but no fucking way in hell you just bought 80 crore worth of land. What the hell..

Main-I just did..


Anaa ki toh aankhein abhi takk khulli thi.usse vishwaash nahi horaha tha usse kya kissi ko Vishwaash nahi horaha tha..

Mouni-AP is this real??

Main-Yep..

Mouni - Yet you proved again ki how good of a person you guys are.. I mean you just wasted 80 crore Rupees just for those people...


Main-I mean yes kind of.. Ok now mereko pata hai tumlog tareef karne waale ho issliye rehney do I know main kitana acha hun kitana nahi so let's enjoy rest of our day..

Arushi-Humaari aankhon k saamne magic hua hai abhi hum usase bahaar nahi nikal shaktey..

Nicki - 80 crore thaa yaa 80 hajaar.. Mujhe abhi takk blurry saa lag raha hai sab...

Aditi - It was 80 crores I guess.. That is a large large amount of money..


Hari-Dekhlunga AP.. Paani mein rehke Magar se bair.. Kahaawat toh suni he hogi.. Tum soch bhi nahi shaktey tumne kitana bada nuksaan karwaaya hai mera..

Main-Don't know Don't want to know don't care.. Or tu hai kon be tabse sun raha hun main who the hell are you?? Dumbledore jaisi shakal hai teri or baatein Amrish puri jaisi kar raha hai tu.. What is wrong with you mereko passand thi jameen maine khareed Lee stop crying and get a life first time auction mein aaya hai kya??.. I get what I like and there is nothing you can do to stop me.. No get out of both my face and my land before I have you arrested...

Hari-Oh we will see AP we will see..

Main-Yeah sure sure.. I don't know his name and he is talking shit gajab din aagaye hain.

Hari-My Name is Hari you'll know of me soon enough..


Ye bolke woh or uske 5-7 guards uske sath nikal liye..

Nicki-And here we go again ek or dushman.. Nice..

Main-A no one cares about him hoga koi Noob.. Lets go...

Humlog waapis uppar aaye Hari was pissed yahi caahiye tha mujhe ab woh khud aaega.. Uski koi gang nahi hai koi bandey nahi hain jyaada uske pass issliye bhaade k tattu leke aaega woh suoaari dega wagairaah wagairaah.. Same old shit..Lekin jo bhi ho The Game is on Hari..


Continued..

It was super duper excellent update brother Hari ki tow neeli peeli kaali sab ho gayi usne socha bhi nahi hoga aur sochega kaise iske aage woh soch hii nahi sakta
Gajab band baji h uski filhal k liye aage pata nahi kia kia bajega uska
Bahot shaandaar update dost
Shukriya aapka

 

[Janu002]

One other game is start.

 

[Iron Man]

Update-186(Anaa)

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Abeer-ohk then Redjohn is next...


Main-Sun mera phone de and mereko newspaper cuttings caahiye mere baare mein kya kya chappa pichle 3 din mein..taaki mere pass harr baat kaa jawaab ready ho log baag puchein toh..

Abeer-ohk. Le phone..

Maine Phone check Kiya kaafi calls they friends and family relatives k...messages they get well soon k.. Lekin ek naam tha jo highlight horaha tha mere liye woh tha Anaa... Uske kaafi messages and calls they..

Main-Anaa aai thi..?

Ami-Yep 2 baar lekin Ruhi ne mana kardiya as kissi outsider ko allowed nahi tha Jaana..


Abeer-Kaafi sensitive hai tereko leke woh..dekha maine desperate thi millne ko..

Main--I think she is the one Abeer...

Abeer-I think so too..

Ami-Same here.. Go for it.

Main-Filhaal toh tum dono go for a walk..

Ami or Abeer bahaar chale gaye and maine Anaa ko call kiya..

Main-Yello...

Anaa-AP...??

Main-yep the one and the only..

Anaa-oh my god.. How are you?? Theek ho...? What is happening..?

Main-Aaram se aaram se sans lelo thoda.. I am fine... I am in hospital... Nothing is happening...

Anaa- what happened..?

Main-wahi sab puraana kaam you know nothing new..

Anaa- I was so worried..

Main - No need to be worried.. I am chilling..

Anaa-but you said ki tumhe jo dhamki deraha tha woh Marr gaya then ye kya tha..

Main-Ye uska he sathi tha baaki rehgaya tha.. thankfully bachgaya main..

Anaa-Thank god.. Media wagairaah ne toh darra he diya tha..

Main - Media par dhyaan naa diya karo...

Anaa-Main aai thi millne but allowed nahi tha andar Jaana..

Main-Yep koi allowed nahi tha.. Security reasons..

Anaa-i can understand that.. So abhi mill shaktey hain...?

Main--Itani raat ko..?

Anaa-it's only 10 pm... I can be there in 10 minutes..

Main--Arrey nahi subah aaram se aajaana no problem abhi raat ko bhaagogi..

Anaa-It's ok i can come now..

Main--Anaa listen to me its 10 pm.. Its not safe.. Ok subah aajaana tum..

Anaa- but I want to see you...

Main--aaogi then millogi then waapis jaaogi 12 baj jaaenge..

Anaa-i can stay at night..

Main-Unfortunately there are no separate beds here.. I mean agar tum mere jaise patient k sath sona caahti ho then tum aa shakti ho..

Anaa-i can manage..

Main-my bad that sounded very vulgar.. Lol..

Anaa-So aa shakti hun main..?

Main-Subah dekhlena baba..waise bhi abhi medicines denge toh main so he jaaunga...

Anaa- early morning then..?

Main-Yep sure..

Anaa-Pakka..?

Main-Ofcourse...

Anaa-Ok then..i will be there..

Main-OK..

Anaa-Dwaai wagairaah theek se lelena..

Main-Sure...

Anaa-Or rest karna..

Main-Naa naa rest kaisa hospital mein he fight club organize karwaa raha hun....

Anaa-i am sure tum woh bhi karwaa shaktey ho..

Main-Lol...

Anaa-OK I'll see you tomorrow morning.. Abhi rest karo..

Main-OK bye..

Anaa-Bye Good Night...

Call disconnected..

Damn bhenchod itani desperate hai Millne k liye it means the feeling is mutual..

Uske baad maine Newspaper cuttings dekhi unsabka nichod ye chappa tha..

Ki Kaali or Parveen dono millke he gang chala rahe they Kaali ne Parveen k sath he millke Balwan or uske aadmiyon ko marwaa diya jinhe reality mein Chang Ami ne maara tha then Parveen or Kaali ne mujhe target kiya... Kaali ne mujhe akela bandh karke fight ki jisme kaali maara gaya and main kaafi injured tha.. Icu mein bataaya jaa raha tha.. Lekin ek aadh newspaper waale bolrahe they main coma mein hun ek aadh bolraha Tha main bilkul theek hun bus bed rest par hun.. Then kaali k kand bhi they past waale kaise woh ek organ trader tha saikdon logon ko maarke gayab hogaya tha woh then firse waapis aaya or Mujhe maarke Crime world ki gaddi par baith Jaana caahta tha woh.. Then meri tareefon k pull baandhey gaye they bc maja aagaya padhke.. Log baag fan hogaye they firse.. Opposition waale fir ro rahe they woh rotey he rahenge i dont give a fuck.. Uske baad maine dawaai Lee then so gaya... Or ab aai chain ki nind haaaash bhenchod finally hospital bed bhi ghar jaisa feel horaha tha.. Subah early morning Abeer ne mujhe jagaya..

Main-Kya haibe lawde...

Abeer-Teri setting aai hai..

Main-Kon bc..

Abeer-woh raajypaal ki laundiya...

Main-what the fuck subah 6.30 baje..

Abeer-mereko bataake thodi aai hai gandu bol andar bhejun yaa nahi...

Main-Bhejdey..

Abeer-Ok...

Main bed par baith gaya or Abeer Bahaar chala gaya then Anaa aai andar mast black and brownish suit pehnke subah subah bhi maal he lag rahi thi woh.. Kuch derr toh ussne meri tutti futti body ko ghurra then boli..

Anaa-Oh my god.. Kaafi chot lagi hain tumhe toh..

Main- naa not that bad..

Anaa mere bagal mein lagi chair par baithi..

Main-So how's life..?

Anaa- kind of good.. Not interesting as yours..

Main-Agar itane din hospital mein rehna interesting lagta hai toh you can surely try my life..

Anaa- no thanks... kab discharge hoge tum..??

Main-Umm i dont know doctor aaegi tab bataaegi..

Anaa-How are you feeling...?

Main - I am fine now..

Anaa - OK AP can I ask you a question..?

Main-Yeah sure...

Anaa-Beshak jawaab Matt dena lekin agar derahe ho toh please sach he bolna... Kya tum safe ho ab..? Kya tumhaare sab enemies khatam hochuke..? Maine pehle bhi tumse ye question pucha hai and harr baar jo jawaab diya tumne aage uska opposite he hua hai.. So I want you to be completely honest with me.. Sach sach bataao agar mujhe apna dost maantey ho toh..

Main-listen Anaa main koi aam ladka nahi hun I have done some really fucked up shit in my life.. I have pissed hundreds of people maybe thousands of people ... Believe me north India mein aisi koi jagah nahi hai jahaan mere enemies naa hon.. Hajaaron log mereko jinda nahi dekhna caahtey.. They Hate me so much that I cant even describe that..issliye mere dushman kabhi khatam nahi honge I mean never.. But ek baat main tumhe promise kar shakta hun wohlog mera kuch bhi nahi bigaad paaenge.. Thats the fact right there.... Wohlog aatey rahenge or jaisa baaki kaa haal hua hai woh sabka hota rahega but ek cheej jo hummesa common rahegi woh hai I will be the last man standing always....

Anaa- you are something else AP.. Your confidence levels are out of this universe.
Maine aisa kuch pehle nahi dekha..

Main-Pehle mujhse milli bhi kahaan thi tum..

Anaa - heheh.. Anyways thanks for being honest with me.. I appreciate that..

Main-Off course.. Anytime..

Tabhi woh Doctor Reena wahaan aagayi.. Bc mereko yahi doctor kyun milti hai..

Reena-Good Morning AP...

Main-Morning Reena.. Ek baat batao tumhe special mere liye he rakha gaya hai kya iss hospital mein..

Reena-he hehe... Aisa he lagaalo.. By the way kya time aagaya Hai Tumhaare liye specially main duty time se 2.5 ghantey pehle aai hun and you are still rude to me.. Achaa ye bataao jab bhi maine tumhaara treatment kiya hai harr baar tum time se pehle theek hue ho yaa nahi..

Main-waise dekha jaae toh ye baat bhi sahi hai Tumhaari.. Ilaaj badhiya kardeti ho tum thanks for that..lekin discharge kyun nahi karti pyaar wyaar hogaya hai kya merese...

Ye sukar woh jorse hanspaddi.. Anaa ko bhi hansi aagayi..

Reena-For your kind information I am married Mr. AP...

Main-My bad.. So bataao kab discharge karogi please please jaldi kardo..

Anaa-Itani jaldi kya hai tumhe aaram se theek hojaao then chale Jaana..

Main-hospital mein mereko sans lene mein dikkat hoti hai.

Reena-I mean if you promise me ki tum next 72 hours takk bed rest loge toh main discharge kar dungi aaj he tumhe..

Main-Oh i promise you that.. 3 din toh nind mein nikal jaaenge..

Reena-Uske Liye mereko aapki Babhi or Ruhi madam se baat karni padegi...

Main-Jaldi karo toh...

Reena-OK AP...

Ye bolke woh wahaan se chali gayi..

Main - Haash...

Anaa-You are such a Stupid person..

Main-No i am not..

Anaa-Yes you are..

Main-No i am not..

Anaa-Yess you are..

Main-No i am not..

Anaa-Yesssw you areeeee..

Main-No i am notttttttttttt....Stop it mera sir Dard karne lag jaaega..

Anaa-hehe... AP abhi agar tumne next 3 days bed rest nahi liya naa toh dekhlena merese bura koi nahi hoga... Agar mujhe pata chala ki tumne kuch bhi ulta seedha kiya in 3 din mein toh main chhodungi nahi tumhe..

Main-Don't worry a bit..tumhe college nahi Jaana aaj..

Anaa-Jaana Hai..

Main-Jaao toh late nahi horaha..

Anaa-Oh shit.. Bhulgayi thi main toh.. Listen AP take rest and get well soon.. I'll call you..

Main-Yep.. Thanks...

Anaa-Bye...

Ye bolke Anaa wahaan se chali gayi or thodi derr baad woh Doctor Or Ruhi mere pass aaye unhone mujhe 1.5 million instructions or kareeb 234 Kil9 medicines deke dopehar takk discharge kardiya..Or Main Abeer and Ami k sath ghar aaya jahaan sabne mera welcome kiya.. Filhaal mere body ki haalat kuch iss parkaar thi Sir Dard kar raha tha chot k kaaran chot itani gehri nahi thi but still itana time drugs mein Rehne k baad sir waise bhi Dard kar raha tha.. Mera uppar waala honth cut hua tha ek side se meri right aankh sujji hui thi.. Mera hand jo dislocated tha fix hochuka tha but abhi bhi movement slow he thi.. Then meri Right taang mein bhi Dard tha... Baaki Sab theek tha.. Matlab theek se chalne firne k liye kam se kam 2 din lagenge... Nice dude nice..

Continued..

Behad hi shandar or jabardast update

 

[MAD]

superb update bro