Update-595(I'm Just Better)
595
Deva- Sabka ilaaj hona chahiye A to Z ka..
Main- Ho jaaega dont worry.. Kuch he minutes ki baat hai..
Ab gate khulla tha toh Jatin ne knock kiya..
Main-Aaja aaja Jatin..
Jatin- Message hai bhai..
Main- Laa..
Jatin ne mera phone diya mujhe.. Or waapis jaane laga..
Main-Arrey rukk.. PM sahaab ye hai Jatin Bamal..
PM- Arrey inhe kon nahi jaanta AP.. Tumhara partner in crime ..
Main- Ji hum sabke sath isne baraabar mehnat ki hai..
PM- Great job Jatin.
PM ne hath milaatey hue kaha..
Jatin- Thanks Sir.. Thanks a lot..
Main- Jatin 5-7 minutes baad bhejna suru karna sabko..
Jatin- Ji bhai..
Jatin bahaar chala gaya..
Maine message dekha message Claire ka tha usne recording bheji thi again Balvant gang ki obviously Balvant Delhi land kar gaya hoga.. Unki gand fatti paddi hogi..
Main- Sshhh.. Ye suno..
Balvant-Hello.. Helllo...
Amit- Bh... Bha... Bhaaaii... Ye kya hogaya??? 403 .. 403 .... Bhai..
Dharmendra- Maare gaye bhai.. Khatam maano sab.. Ye bhenchod kya or kaise kar gaye..
Balvant- Gaye nahi gaya.. Ye sab uss bhenchod AP ne he kiya hai.. Sabkuch.. Mujhe pata tha ye saala kuch toh bada kar raha hai lekin mujhe bhi andaaja nahi tha ye itana bada kuch kar jaaega... Bhenchod hum game khelne chale they woh ulta game khel raha tha..
Sukesh- Fucking hell.. We're fucked.. We're all fucked... It's over.. Kuch karo Balvant bhai.. Kuch karo..
Balvant- Kya karun?? Ab main kya karun?? Airport k bathroom mein chippa hua hun main or ladies waale mein Sudha , bahaar itana media hai ki samjh nahi aadaha ,mere he aane ka intejaar hai unhe..
Sudha- Its over.. It's. All over..
Diksha- He played us.. He fucking played us..
Dharmendra-Orr 403...403 ka bhalla kya solution hai.. Kuch bhi nahi 20-40 seats toh saara jorr lagaake idhar udhar kar bhi letey lekin 130+ seats kaise tudwa shakte hain.. It really is over bhai..
Balvant- Yeah.. We're fucked.. Baitho ab opposition mein.. Kabtak najaane.. Ab toh gand takk ka jorr lagaana hai taaki agli term mein bhi na lejaaein wohlog.. Wahaan roukana bhi impossible hai lekin koshish toh karni he padegi.. Bhenchod ye samjh nahi aaraha itana sab hua toh hua kaise.. Humaari naak k niche se sab hogaya bhenchod.. I still can't believe this.. I can't..
Amit- Mujhe toh abhi bhi ye koi bura sapna he lag raha hai..
Balvant- Fuckk.. Kya karein ab..?
Sudha- Karna kya hai.. Ye pendrive toh hai he abhi humaare pass.. Obviously sarkaar nahi giraa shaktey lekin AP ko andar rakh he shakte hain or 15-20 seats alag kar denge woh alag..
Balvant- Oh.. Haan.. Ye bhi toh hai.. Yess.. AP ki gand toh maar he denge.. Woh toh kai saal andar rahega atleast.. Yahaan airport se nikalne ka moka bhi mill gaya.. Bhenchod kaafi media hai bahaar ek baar play hogi ye pendrive ,yahin play karwa deta hun media k saamne copies apne aap ban jaaengi.. Abhi loha garam hai hathoda maar detey hain..
Sukesh- Haan haan kardo.. AP ka asli chehra dikh jaaega sabko ki kaise sarkaar banaai hai..
Balvant- Wahi toh ekdum clear dikhega sab.. Saare saboot yahin hain.. Main dunga hype usko.. Saala bada aaya.. Rukko mera contact hai yahaan airport par main karwata hun press conference yahaan se, Sudha aa jaao bahaar.. Jaldi..
Dharmendra - Haan abhi kardo.. Media waale copies apne aap bana lenge.. Do it quick..
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PM- Apna saara dum abhi laga dega ye..
Main- Hmm.. Shyaana hai...
Deva- Kya dikhaaega??
Main- Mujhe paise detey hue..
Deva- Fir?
Main- Kartey hain uska bhi ilaaj..Abhi live he aa jaaega.. Awaaj kar toh jaanwar..
Jaanwar ne tv ki awaaj jyaada ki..
Archana- Ji sahi suna aapne kuch he minutes mein NDP k senior leader Balvant Patel Delhi airport se press conference karne waale hain unka kehna hai ki unke pass saboot hain AP k khilaaf jinhe woh logon ko dikhaana caahte hain...humaare sanwaadata Parteek wahaan mojjud hain toh aapko pall pall ki khabar detey rahenge.. Judde Rahiye BNews par..
Kuch he minutes baad Balvant aaya uske sath sudha thi idhar udhar kuch officers khaddey they or saamne media waale mojjud they wahin ek airport ki screen lagi thi jispe woh obviously video chalaane waala tha..
Balvant- Ji.. Please suniye.. Jaisa aapko pata hai humaari sarkaar girr gayi hai, kuch aasteen k saanp they sarkaar girrne ka kaaran lekin raajneeti mein yahi sab hota hai toh I'm not mad about it. BLD ne sarkaar banaa lee hai yaa yun kahun AP ne sarkaar banaa lee hai ye sabko pata hai so congratulations.. Lekin AP ne sarkaar banaai kaise hai ye main aapko dikhaa deta hun.. Please be quite and screen ko closely dekhiye gaa, main deta hun aapko AP ki kaali kartuto k saboot ,main dikhata hun kyun AP ko jail mein bandh Kiya Gaya hai . Please watch this and record it also...
Balvant ne pendrive lagaai or video on ki badi screen thi toh awaaj or video dono ekdum clear thi.. Ab Video chaltey he Balvant ki gand fatt gayi kyunki ye video Mere paise detey hue ki nahi thi balki Balvant or Sudha ki thi unhone jo meeting ki thi Keerthy or Anil k sath .. Ye uski video thi or woh bhi ekdum perfect video multiple angles se.. Video chalte he Balvant ko samjh aagaya or woh aage douda pendrive nikaalne k liye lekin usse bich mein he Jack ne pakkad liya ji haan humaare Jack ne Sudha ko ek female officer ne pakkada.. Video suru hui toh aadhi baat cheet ho chuki thi Balvant Anil or Keerthy ki kyunki video maine edit karwa rakhi thi video suru hui jab Balvant ne unke MPs ka jikar kiya.. Ek Camera Anil k shirt button mein tha or dusara uss room mein tha jahaan wohlog they toh dono angle ekdum clear they . .
Balvant- Toh baat ye hai 600 crore in cash hain.. Kitana muskill tha ye paise arrange karwana tumhe maalum hai?? Lekin tumhaare liye karwaya hai ye.. Ab dusari kaam ki baat karein toh 13 MPs Anil tumhare hain or 6 Keerthy tumhaare... Ye 600 crore tumhaare lagaalo or uske alawa per MP 30 Crore dilwaunga samjhe.. Alliance chhodo seedha NDP mein shaamil ho jaao.. Aish karoge puri jindagi.. AP se kya darrna hai usko toh abhi khatam karwa dunga main woh puri jindagi jail se bahaar nahi aa paaega ye mera promise hai toh usase darrne ki jarurat nahi hai..
Sudha- Wahi toh, Bharat par raaj karenge humlog.. Samjhe.. AP ka kya hai dekha na kya haal hain uske, kapde dho raha hai Tihar mein..usase kya darrna, arrey bina koi saboot bina koi witness itane bade bade cases laga rakhe hain uske uppar arrey terrorist bana diya literally usko bina saboot toh bhalla humaara kya bigaad lega woh he's done he'll die in prison , humaare sath aao endless possibilities hain behisaab paisa chaapoge or hum denge woh alag ...
Balvant- Or ye dekhlo aao ek baar..
Wohlog uss Hall se bahaar nikale Balvant or Sudha k piche-2 toh camera Anil k button waala on hua Hall se bahaar nikalte he bahaar lawn mein ek bada truck khadda tha..
Balvant- Manoj.. Khol dey..
Ye sunke truck ka piche kaa gate khulla or saamne tha paisa he paisa.. Behisaab paisa notes ekdum stacked they uppar niche.. Anil uppar chadha taaki closely dikha shake camera mein toh woh pura truck full tha...
Balvant- Dhyaan se dekhlo pure 600 crore hain.. Pure.. Or mera sath do toh jitana bologe utana laake dunga.. ye toh kuch nahi hai samjhe..Yahaan South mein baithey baithey kya karoge Cabinet mein aao yahaan maheene mein kamaatey ho utana din mein kamaaoge..
Anil-Your offer is indeed tempting..
Balvant-offcourse...
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Jack ne Balvant ko chhoda toh bhenchod Usain Boult ki tarah bhaaga hai woh sathmein Sudha bhaagi Media se munh chipake..
Deva- Tujhe koi nahi harra shakta...saamne waale se itana aage kaise chalta hai tu .
Main-Built different I guess..
Deva- Indeed..
Main- Ab Balvant or Sudha toh yahaan fans gaye 600 crore black money + bribing+ sedition yaani minimum 15+ saal k liye gaye dono or itani he ummar bachi hai unki..Next aata hai Sukesh Arya uska bhi ilaaj karwaaenge kuch derr rukko..
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