Update-449(The Scenario)
449
Khair humlog aage lawn mein aaye toh Yuri or uske 5 sathi wahin khadde they nihathye.. Hum sablog bhi uttare gaadiyon se..
Main-Yuri Motherfucking Oleg.. Kya se kya hogaya bc tere sath... How the tables have turned...
Yuri-Karma is real i must say.. But thanks to you karma se bach jaaenge hum..
Main-Woh kaise??
Yuri-Well tujhe maarke humlog safely prison chale jaaenge..
Main-Ohh.. Itani durr ki soch rakhi hai tune..
Yuri-Ofcourse.. Don't tell me tune game khela hai humaare sath.. Bhagoda toh tha he Tu lekin kaayar bhi hai ye nahi pata tha..
Main-Bhaaga Tu tha bhosdk uss din bhi. Or koi kaayar nahi hun main , jubaan di hai tujhe...
Yuri-Well then sorry to say but Tu marrne waala hai..
Main-Amar hun main bhosdk you can't kill me.. So obviously main elders k rules follow karne waala banda hun but mujhe viswash nahi tha tere uppar ki kahin Tu game naa khel jaaye issliye Maine thode cautious steps liye..
Ye bolke main piche aaya or meri gaadi mein se Yuri k mama ko nikaala .. Yuri ka only family member wahi hai uske alawa woh Pakistan ka ek bahot bada don bhi hai wohh.. Usko dekh k Yuri ki ankhein bahaar aane ko hogayi...
Yuri-What the fuck are you doing??
Main-Chinta matt kar ye just security k liye hai tera kya bharosa kya chutiya plan karke baitha ho so agar baitha hai toh isase mill ye hai Chang tere plan se pehle tere mama ki khopdi kholdega ye.. Issliye let's fight fair...
Yuri-Oh i will fight fair.. Don't you worry. Tu Pakistan k itane bade don ko curfew lage Turkey mein kaise leke aaya..
Main-I have my powers you know.. Abhi jaanta nahi hai tu mujhe..
Ab main aage badhta badhta ek second k liye rukka thoda jhatka laga mujhe i dont know kya hua but kuch toh weird hua mere sath.. Maine idhar udhar dekha ..
Main-What the fuck..? Kya ho raha hai yahaan?? Who the fuck are you??
Yuri-Tu pagal hai kya??
Mogui-3Whats happening..?
Main-Same question.. Kya chal raha hai yahaan..Hum sab yahaan kya kar rahe hain?? Or ye kon hai...
Mogui-Yaad karo... Focus..
Main- Ek second..
Maine apne dimag par jorr diya tab mujhe yaad aaya ki main yahaan kyun hun..
Main-Bhenchod.. Ye yaadasht ka kuch karna padega.. Fucking hell.. Ok.. Tu Yuri hai.. Right.. Tujhse fight karni hai mereko.. Tum sabse i mean..So deal ye hai ki hum mein se ek or tum sab jitane bhi ho tum, official fight hogi only mele ya hand to hand combat.. Elders ki representative yahaan hai so koi bichmein aaega toh usse punishment milegi.. Issliye meri side se toh koi bichmein nahi aane waala.. Tum jeete toh tum sabko prison bhejunga vip cell mein or agar main jeeta toh well main jeeta toh you all are dead..
Yuri-I agree to your challenge.. Hum sab vs one of you..
So let's start shall we..
Yuri-Hum sabki jarurat nahi hai.. Xero.. Show him..
Ye sunke uska ek banda aage badha idhar se main aage badha.. Lekin main uss takk pohanch paata usase pehle main firse blank hogaya Or abki baar main niche apne ghutano par girra.. Main honsh mein toh again 2 he seconds mein aagaya Or honsh mein aatey he main khadda hua. What the fuck is happening bhenchod??? Maine firse idhar udhar dekha.. Mujhe kuch samjh nahi aaya lekin fir maine yaad kiya sab or fir Mujhe shock laga ki bhenchod itana jaldi kaise bhull gaya main...
Main-Rukk be..
Sara-Kya horaha hai AP???
Main-I don't know , bhenchod.. Blank hogaya tha main..
Yuri-Lets not waste time here Mr Mod Turkey army pura area patrol kar rahi hai or kabhi bhi yahaan aa shakti hai..
Main-Ek second rukk dalle.. Itani kya jaldi hai marrne ki..
Yuri-Tu chal nahi paa raha Tu mujhe maarega..
Norman-Kya horaha hai??
Main-I don't know. Ohh i know.. Drugs. I need drugs.. Fucking hell bhull kaise gaya main.. Shit.. Laa Sara drugs dey..
Sara-Drugs toh Hotel mein hain..
Ye sunke Maine Sara ko ghurra or apna punch uthaaya usko maarne k liye lekin mera punch uske thobde par lag paata usase pehle he main firse blank hogaya Or mera punch hawa mein he rukk gaya lekin abki baar mujhe niche nahi girrne diya, Chang ne mujhe sahaara diya or again main ek second mein waapis honsh mein aaya...
Main-Gay.. Durr ho mujhse.. Aise kya pakkad raha hai mujhe..
Chang-Boss.. Behons hogaye they aap... Remember.. Yuri.. Uske log.. Challenge..
Main-Bhenchod.. Jaa Jaldi se hotel se drugs leke aa... 10000 ki speed se ...
Chang-Ok boss..
Chang gaadi leke turant nikal gaya..
Main-Sorry guys 20 minutes rukkna padega.
Yuri-No no.. Challenge suru ho chuka hai.. Humaare pass time nahi hai Turkish military and special forces pura area clear kar rahi hai militants se yahaan 20 minutes mein aajaaenge woh log ,wohlog deadly hain unhe farak nahi padta shoot at sight k orders hain unke pass or tumhare sath sath humein bhi maar denge wohlog.. Challenge officially suru ho chuka hai you can't delay now.. Don't cheat now..
Main-Ok ok.. So Maine kaha tha One of us vs you guys.. Obviously main nominate kar shakta hun kissi ko meri taraf se fight karne k liye.. So i nominate Daemon .. Daemon tere logon se fight karega uske baad Tu vs Main...
Yuri-Ye kya baat hui.
Main-Maine aisa he bola tha.. You know rules thode bent kardena koi buri baat nahi hai..
Yuri-Deal still same haina.. Ye haara toh..
Main-Yeah.. Ye haara toh tumlog jeete..
Yuri-Lets go then.. We'll kill him..
Main-Aji ghanta..
Continued..