Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[Guffy]

Waiting re bhai 2nd update ke liye

 

[Guffy]

Waiting re bhai 2nd update ke liye

 

[Rbcl007]

Intehan ho gayee intezaar kisi aaye na koi khabar aaj ke UPDATE KISI

 

[Tripuri chakraborty]

Nice update bhai

 

[Badshah Khan]

Good update bhai

 

[Ronnr]

Bhai kal ka update baaki h

 

[Raj142]

WAITING FOR NEXT

 

[AP 316]

Update-105(Bored As Fuck)

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Humlog waapis ghar aae Kal subah Sam ko bhi Yamunanagar Jaana tha toh woh jaldi so gaya or aaj traveling or bakchodi k baad main bhi thakk gaya tha toh time se dinner karke sogaya next day subah alarm se utha fresh hua nahaa dhoke college k liye ready hua or breakfast k liye niche aaya toh pata chala ki Sam jaa chuka hai Yamunanagar k liye...Meenu ne naasta lagwaaya or main khaake Jaguar leke college k liye rawaana hogaya... College pohanch ke gaadi Park ki or Rohit ko call kiya...

Main-Yo kidhar hai...

Rohit-Sam k sath gaya main bhi..

Main-what the fuck...

Rohit-Bore horaha tha yaar udhar sorry...

Main - fuck you bitch main akela kya karunga ab yahaan...

Rohit-Sorry bitch..

Main-ok take care bc enjoy...


Rohit-love you.

Main-Jaa be gay kahin k..

Call disconnected... Maine phone cut kiya he Tha ki ek dum se mere piche se awaaj aai.. "Busy Busy Busy Your Phone never stops" Ekdum se main piche mudda toh Ananya thi wahaan..

Main-holy shit you scared the living out of me...

Ana-Sorry sorry I didn't mean that..

Main-it's ok..

Ana-By the way Great Job yesterday...

Main-frankly speaking maine kuch bhi nahi kiya... Sab Bahi ne karwaayaa...

Ana-You risked yourself to save us.. Bichmein aae tum humaare liye...

Main-Sach kahun toh keval ladkiyon k liye aaya tha main ladkon ko toh thodi bahot maar paddni he thi...

Ana-Fir bhi you came...

Main--I did..

Ana-So thanks for that we owe you one...

Main-No problemo.

Ana-by the way aaj akele kaise Sam Kal aagaya tha naa..

Main-woh Yamunanagar gaya or sath mein Rohit ko bhi legaya and now I am stuck here alone...

Ana-by the way yamunanagar kar kya rahe ho tumlog...

Main-Police work... koi bada criminal hai uske liye gaye hain sab... Jyaada kuch nahi pata mereko because mereko yahaan chhodke gaye wohlog...

Ana-Kyun...?

Main-mereko thode time baad break caahiye hota hai aise har choti moti jagah nahi ghussta mera dimag.. Or itana dimag hai bhi nahi aisi situations par waste karne ko...

Ana-Jaisa maine suna hai uss hissab se toh bahot Hai dimag tumhaare pass...

Main--actually dimag sabke pass baraabar he hota hai...

Ana-wait a minute.. Lekin Abhi tumne just kaha utana dimag nahi hai tumhaare pass...

Main-woh tumhe fansaane k liye bola tha taaki dialogue maar shakun tumpar...

Ana-Oh God you are so confusing....

Tabhi wahaan Ashish Lucky Abhi Sneha Mouni Arushi Or Sana bhi aagaye...

Ashish - Wassup men...

Main-Great... Having fun... Enjoying my time here... Trying to find new friends.. Old ones left me....

Ash-Kehna kya caah raha hai...?

Main-Abe low IQ k aadmi... Chhod tujhe gaali dene kaa mann bhi naa kar raha..

Lucky-konse puraane friends chhodgaye tereko...??

Main-Sam Ravi Rohit...

Lucky-Teeno gaye bc...

Main-Haao..

Ashish-Tu akela hai matlab bc...

Main-ek minute ek minute bc kahin tu dhulai kaa plan toh nahi Banaa raha hai meri, akela samjh k...

Ashish-hehe woh time gaya bc 9th class ki baatein hain woh...

Main-Bataadiyo bhai pehle main bimaar aadmi hun maarna nahi...

Lucky-Majaak Matt karbe...

Main-Majaak k he paise hain bc teri tarah bore nahi hun main...

Lucky-By the way agar tu akela bore horaha hai toh tu humaare sath aaja jabtak wohlog nahi aatey.

Main-Ehhehehehe...mast joke Tha ek or bol toh...

Lucky-Sachmein be...

Main-Tumlog mujh akele se bhi jyaada boring ho toh kya sochke tumhaare sath aaun main...

Abhi-come on itane bhi boring nahi hain hum...

Main-Haan Haan dekha hai maine kya kartey ho tumlog... Bore maanus...

Ashish-Aaj aaj aake dekh I am damn sure you gonna like it...

Ashish ne meri taraf aankh maari jo mujhe ajeeb laga ab iske do matlab ho shaktey hain 1 yaa toh ye bhen kaa lawda gay hai dusra ye bhen kaa lawda pakka gay hai bc kon maadarchod ladke ki taraf aankh maarta hai.. Bhenchod itane saal iske sath raha achaa hua bach gaya...

Abe lawde nahi woh tereko ishaara kar raha hai...

Chalbe Dimaag lawda naa malum tereko gay log kartey hain aisha...

Chutiye uska matlab hai unke sath ghumega toh Ananya k sath Rehne kaa mouka millega... Isliye aankh maari usne...

OH my god.. Ye toh maine socha nahi bc..

Sochega bhi kaise woh kaam mera hai...

Tu apna kaam Kar lawde...

Ashish-AP so gaya kya be...

Main - Nevermind kahin chala gaya tha main... Ok i'll tag along.. Lekin jaise he bore hua main nikal lunga..

Sneha-OK.. Kya ladkiyon jaise nakhre hain yaar tere...

Main-tere ghar raha tha naa 2-4 din teri aadat lag gayi...

Sneha-Hehehe.. Very funny..

Main - thank you..

Sneha- taunt maar rahi thi main...

Main-I don't care hansi toh thi... Zee tv waali chudail k maafik...

Ashish - bus karo re...

Main-ok so mere 3 demands hain... No. 1 - Main full show off karunga jo main humessa karta hun off course...

Lucky-OK...

Main-no. 2 Koi bhi protest kaa hissa nahi hounga main...

Lucky-aaj koi protest hai bhi nahi..

Main-no. 3 Jo bhi befaltu joke maarega 2000 rs dega...

Lucky- itana paisa hai kahaan leke jaaega...

Main-mere bachon k liye bachaa raha hun main... Bc..

Ye sun sab hans diye...

Lucky-ok manjurr hai..

Main-actually ek or hai.. Koi class nahi lagaaunga main...

Abhi-koi nahi lagaaega...


Lucky-so listen aaj 3 kaam hain humaare... No. 1 College k Advisor se milna hai woh renovation wagairaah k fund jaari karne k liye unko letter dena hai jaisa Rishi Sir ne bola tha...

Main-bc Uss baat ko 10 din hogaye abtak naa diya tumlog ne...

Abhi-kahaan se dein Advisor se milana naa ho paa raha aadhe time woh aatey nahi aatey hain toh humein entry naa milti busy hain busy hain boltey rehtey peon...

Lucky-Haan bc Principal sir aashaaani se miljaatey usase toh...

Main - aaj aaye hain Rajendra sir...

Lucky-woh kon...

Main--Advisor kaa naam hai Rajendra bc... Kya neta banoge be tum..

Lucky-oh sorry... Haan aaein hain unki gaadi khaddi hai parking mein....

Main-Chalo fir... Entry karwaadeta Tumhaari..

Main unke sath holiya unke nahi Ananya k unse lawda farak nahi padta mujhe... Humlog uppar jaa he rahe they ki saamne Se Principal aata hua dikha mujhe...bc humaari taraf he aaraha tha..

Main-Oh fuck me dude...

Main turant he front se seedha piche ko aagaya... Sabne Good Morning kiya lawde ko..

Prin-AP Dikhrahe ho tum mujhe...

Main - Good Morning sir.....

Pri-tum chipp kyun rahe they...

Main-kahaan yahin toh khadda hun main sabke sath...

Pri-Abhi tum just piche gaye mujhe dekh k...

Main - I don't have any idea aap kya bolrahe hain piche toh main isliye gaya because mere senior neta aage chal rahe hain unke sath chalna achaa nahi lagega..kyun Lucky...

Ye sun unmein se kissi ne koi jawaab nahi diya bus khopaddi niche kiye khadey rahey iska matlab sabki gand fatti paddi hai Principal se... Chutiya log bhenchod gandu..

Pri - By the way class k time yahaan kya kar rahe ho tum AP...

Main-Chilling...

Pri-Padhaai nahi karni..?

Main-Ye sab bhi toh ghum rahe haina sir.. Inko bhi bolo kuch..

Pri-Aapko yaad dilwadun Mr Ankit inke pass kai saare chances hain ye fail hue toh doobara dedenge exams sath sath lekin tum fail hue toh tumhe dusara chance nahi millega seedha Rusticate hojaaoge tum agar dono semester k ek bhi subject mein back lagi toh...

Ye sun woh sab jo puttale k maafi khadey they woh sab bole..

Sab-kya...?

Pri-oh tum log ko bataaya nahi AP ne...

Main-Inko kyun bataaun... Ye kya pass karwaadenge mereko...

Pri-take care AP best of luck...

Ye bol woh lawda wahaan se Nikal gaya...

Ana-AP tum Sachmein Rusticate hojaaoge agar Fail hue toh...

Main-Haan...

Ashish-lekin college toh tera he hai...

Main-mera nahi hai be humaare trust kaa hai... Or waise bhi maine deal ki thi late admission ki... Ki main fail hua toh bahaar hojaaunga khud baa khud..


Ana-oh my god... Or tum abhi bhi classes nahi lagaatey ho 80% time... Kya lagta hai pass hojaaoge...

Main - oh hell no abhi takk ye bhi naa maalum kya topics hain..

Mouni-no way aise Matt Jaana yaar...

Main-Kon Bola jaaunga...


Abhi-fail hojaaoge toh Jaana padega naa yaar..

Main- I am bloody AP men I can do anything I want anywhere I want..... Isliye tension naa lo I'll be here.. Bore naa Karo ab...

Continued..

 

[AP 316]

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[Rbcl007]

Thanks for the support everyone keep supporting as always..


Update Posted read and give reviews..

Next update maybe Kal shyaam takk aajaaega..

Thanks bhai great update.. A wala thoda slow tha pichle wale update se.. Par jab episode ka naam hi aisa he toh umeed kya kar sakte haine .. Bhai ka nhi aaap ye toh nahini soch rahe ho ye rusticate wale maamle ko aanaya seriously le legi aur AP ke piche lag jayegi usee padhne ke liye force karne aur then kuch seen banane ka....... ?????? Chalo jo bhi plot daloge acha hi hoga.... Waiting..... Bhai... And good morning