Update-94(Good News..??)
Tara wahaan se Nikal gayi or Main or Ananya andar aae...
Ana-Hehee... AP you are so cool..
Main - Listen i like to live my life at fullest main sabke sath aise he behave karta kissi ko passand aajaata kissi ko nahi aata...
Ana-yep.. 4 din ki jindagi hai sabko aaram se jeena caahiye..
Main-Tumhaari hogi 4 din ki Humko toh puri karni hai..
Ana-hehe...
Main-actually thodi derr mein milta tumhe main.. aaj Ravi Ki thodi satak gayi hai or Agar usne kuch kardiya naa toh fir mahabharat hojaaegi...
Ana-it's ok.. Take care dhyaan rakho last time usne Volleyball coach ko thappad maardiya tha jaisa maine suna hai...
Main - Yep.. Yaa toh woh frustrate hota he nahi agar hogaya toh fir dikkat hojati.. Bye... See you around..
Ana-See yaa...
Main bhaagke Waapis Gate par aaya toh Ravi abhi takk bike waale k sath he laga hua tha..
Main-kya hua re chal naa...
Ravi-iss bhen k lawde ki shakal toh dekh saala Kal maine thukk diya tha sadak par woh isase achaa lag raha tha.. Maadarchod mujhe traffic rules samjhaa raha hai...
Main-hai kon ye lawda...
Ravi-Rohit ki class kaa hai... Abhi gand tod dunga maadarchod ki fir baadmein kahega...
Main-naa be aaja tu..
Ladka-bhaiya maine toh kuch bola bhi nahi...
Ravi-bolta toh teri Maa naa chhod deta main bhen k lawde jubaan ladaaega tu...
Maine pakad kar Ravi ko gaadi mein daala...or andar leke aaya parking mein Rohit milgaya usko matter samjhaaya toh usne usse control karne ki bajaaye bakchodi karne ki sujhi kyunki college mein kaafi time se kuch kand nahi hua tha or Ravi se bada kand koi kar nahi shakta tha... Maine laakh mana kiya toh woh bola chota saa kand he karwaaunga.. Ye sab planning humne ravi ki pith piche ki or seedha canteen mein aae toh wahaan full maahool tha lekin aaj light thi.. Puri Lucky ashish Abhi gang Yaani president waale sab ladke ladkiyaan baithey they...
Abhi-Kaise Rohit bhai...
Rohit-badhiya beta president...
Abhi-aao baitho...
Rohit-Arey naa Karo enjoy tumlog...
Lucky-Rohit bhai yahaan kahaan yelog toh andar Jaake baithenge..
Ravi-toh usme tujhe kya khujali hai bhosdk....?? Muneem hai kya yahaan kaa tu lawde..??
Uss table par jitane ladke ladkiyaan baithey they sabke samose, tea, coffee etcetera Galle mein he rukk gaye... Rohit or meri gand fatt gayi hansi rokkaney mein... Ravi merese pehle se he college mein hai toh sabko malum hai kabhi kabhaar aatma aajati hai usme.. Isliye sabne gardan jukhaai or aise baith gaye jaise kuch hua he nahi...
Rohit-idhar baithein kya Abhi. ...?
Abhi-Na naa naa bhai agar andar baithana hai toh wahan baitho...
Tabhi woh launda jisko humne bike par bahaar rouka tha woh wahaan aaya sath mein Amit sir ko leke Amit wahi apna puraana khass Electronics padhaata hai ye..... Sir ko dekh k sab ne usse wish kiya...
Ladka-Ye tha sir..bina baat maar raha tha mujhe...
Rohit-oopsss...
Ravi-Amit sir aapki kasam ek thappad maara tha woh bhi helmet k uppar...
Amit - kya karta hai yaar ek aadh bacha hai meri basketball team mein unhe tu darra dey..
Ravi-ye 4 feet kaa lawda basketball khelta hai... Bhen k lawde abhi bhi chala jaa warna yahin maarunga... Fir naa
Boliyo bataaya nahi tha...
Main-Ahemmm-ahemmm... Chup be..
Amit-(aaram se) kya hua daru peela di kya subah subah..
Main-aaj fried hai.. Tu nikal bhai ab naa disturb karenge tereko...
Amit-It's ok Ronit main bataadunga isko... Tu pohanch class mein......
Main - main boldunga..
Main - aao andar... Tumlog chalo be main order deke aata hun..
Rohit or Ravi andar chale gaye Main Laxman ko dhundaney laga... AMIT humaara khaass hai humaare sath cigarette wagairaah lagaa leta hai kaafi time se Jaan pehchaan hai isase... Kaafi sahi teacher hai...
Aaj Laxman akela tha toh 2 coffee usane pakadi ek maine pakadi or humlog andar ki taraf Jaane lage lekin usase pehle Rohit aaya andar se bhaagta hua "Bhag AP".... Karwaa diya lawde ne kand... Rohit mere pass se bhaagta hua nikala or main Befaltu Chuppane k liye Abhi waali table par baith gaya... Tabhi Ravi aaya andar se mere side se nikal gaya tha ki ekdum se rukka...
Ravi-tu bhi tha naa be...
Main-maine kuch nahi kiya bhai main toh coffee lene gaya tha.. hua kya..!?? .
Ravi-Achyaa beta mujhse he shayanpatti... Teri gand baad mein todunga. Ghar chal tu.. ROHIT....
Main-bahaar gaya woh locker room mein he ja shakta Hai wahin pakadiyo...
Ravi-pata hai apne guru ko matt seekha... Chup chaap coffee pee...
Main-sorry... Ok...
Laxman-Coffee kaa kya karun Ravi bhai...
Ravi-Rukk rohit ko Lee aaun uski gand mein daalni hai..
Ravi wahaan se Nikal gaya jarur Rohit me cigarettes k sath bakchodi ki hogi bc...
Laxman-aaj kiya kya isko tumlog ne...
Lucky-Haan bc aisa kya hua...
Main-maalum nahi re main subah utha tabse aise he hai... Ye kand karwaaega aaj bc..
Ashish-Naam tera he aana hai...
Main-or kiska aaega bc jo ho naam AP kaa ledo..
Rohit wahaan aagaya Chup chupaa k or apni coffee leli...
Main-aaj tera kaal hai beta marrega tu..
Arushi-sans toh dekho kaise chaddey hain...
Rohit-maaaaal.l.lum tumhe pure academic building kaa round lagaake yahaan aaya hun...
Sneha-lekin kyun.. Aisa kya kiya aapne ..?
Rohit-kya kiya ye bataaUnga nahi kyun kiya woh isliye ki tumlog toh college mein kuch interesting kar nahi rahe toh socha main he karwaadun... Thode kand bhi hone caahiye bore banaa rakha hai tumlog ne college ko..
Mera phone baja Bhai kaa call tha maine wahin baithey baithey pick kiya...
Main-Ji bhai...
Deva-free hai kya...?
Main-Haan Keh shaktey ho...
Deva-mere sath Yamunanagar chalega thoda kaam Hai... Jaana Hai Ek meeting mein and waapis...
Main-ummmmm! Ok sure...
Deva-abhi aaja...
Main-ok..
Deva-Ravi...?
Main-Woh off hai aaj usse rehndo warna mereko gaali doge baadmein...
Deva-ok tu toh aa...
Call disconnected...
Main-sun be Rohit mereko urgent jaanekaa hai bhai k sath... Tu ek kaam Kar Mall lejaa usko or Mast movie dikhaa laa warna tera munh tod dega woh... Wahaan se seedha haweli drop kardiyo yaa tere sath lejaaiyo...
Rohit - no problemo meri Jaan Hai woh sambhaal lunga usko toh... Kidhar jaaraha by the way..
Main-Yamunanagar side...
Rohit - what the fuck... Ek baar jaake bharra nahi kya be tera... Ashish ko dekh yamunanagar k naam se he paseeney aane lag gaye...
Ashish-aane bhi caahiye yaar kand he aisa kiya tha humlog ne...
Main-humlog ne nahi bhai tune... Main saviour tha tumlog kaa...
Ashish - Plan Ami kaa tha bc... Saara credit naa le...
Main-yes and I created Ami so Pura credit mereko... Thanks... Bye everyone...
Sab-Bye...
Main Jaguar leke ghar aaya Toh wahaan bhai Abeer Mangal or Guptaji they.or woh sablog he kaafi khuss they it means baat kaafi badhiya thi chalo ye achi baat hai bc koi panga naa hua.... Babhi andar se abhi aai thi...
Babhi-Kya hua college nahi gaya....
Deva-Maine bulaaya hai waapis thoda kaam Tha..
Babhi-Padhney Matt Dena usko.. Aapke kaam k chakkar mein abhi waapis aaya bechaara...
Deva-Maine call karke pucha tha toh ye Bola tha free Hai tabhi bulaaya maine...
Babhi-ye toh bolega he college mein mann kahaan lagta hai iska..
Main-Chill yaar babhi aaj class bhi Nicki mam ki he thi khaali toh aagaya... Baadmein cover karlunga...
Babhi-Ye jo classes miss kar raha haina inki extra class leliyo Nicki se...
Main-Sure... Ab ye bataao Hua kya..? Yamunanagar kya karna hai.. Or ye aise cehrey kaise khilley hue hain sabke..
Deva-Good news hai...
Main-Kya...?
Deva-baith...
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